Turning Corn into Profit in PRISON ARCHITECT

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  • @FarmingSimulator
    @FarmingSimulator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5550

    Just so we're clear: This is not the kind of farming we endorse. :P

    • @victorserra7753
      @victorserra7753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Hehe

    • @zerox8830
      @zerox8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      maybe you could farm prisoners in farming simulator

    • @shivbrahmbhatt9980
      @shivbrahmbhatt9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hehe

    • @Physhi
      @Physhi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Angola Prison Architect DLC, huh? Don't have to buy food mode.

    • @pixelartkid7965
      @pixelartkid7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *confused unga bunga xbox* I am stoopid.

  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7146

    Spiffing Brit exploited the game so hard he unlocked a previous DLC - Psych Ward. Find one that specializes in CBT

    • @pietro3477
      @pietro3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      EU5 and Vicky3 when?

    • @sircoloniser5454
      @sircoloniser5454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Huzzah a comment that isn’t people saying “imagine not commenting popular terms”

    • @hulcronzyron1621
      @hulcronzyron1621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      we need victoria 3 :c, but victoria 2 is actually nearly perfect maybe it just need a new major dlc (more culture and assimilition policies and decisions and policies overall)

    • @leetman102
      @leetman102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      >CBT
      Uhhh...

    • @Mundingo1301
      @Mundingo1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@leetman102 you must be thinking about Christian Bible Trainings I assume

  • @ModernWhoFan5B
    @ModernWhoFan5B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    The moment he starts talking about his computer slowing down, I'm just imagining him bringing it into a tech shop, them opening up the CPU, and corn just spilling out.

    • @dodowhy1398
      @dodowhy1398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "so how did your computer break?'
      "....corn"

    • @danksage9869
      @danksage9869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dodowhy1398 spiffing brit devolves to only saying corn now lol

    • @chaithechaiser7236
      @chaithechaiser7236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tech: "Porn?"
      Spiff: "Corn"

    • @billynomates920
      @billynomates920 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      starts talking? when do any of these game demonstrator people ever stop? one second of silence ladies and gentlemen? never.

  • @HiddenInTheTruth
    @HiddenInTheTruth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I like how in lieu of using prisoners as workers you hired workers whom you then turned into prisoners. Bravo sir. Bravo.

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    Warden - "We will be making a farm."
    Local authorities - "Great, the prisoners will learn valuable skills and be easier to rehabilitate!"
    Warden - "Prisoners?"

    • @eeelaina5588
      @eeelaina5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      you see the prisoners are actually the farmers that have to work in an endless cycle of planting and harvesting corn. They are prisoners to the corn farm

    • @siegfried2k4
      @siegfried2k4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@eeelaina5588 Just like the 1850s plantations

    • @nickdelsobral9198
      @nickdelsobral9198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@siegfried2k4 I read a book called American Prison that talks about the prison farms of the 19th century. If you want the quick version, just look up convict leasing

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eeelaina5588 the Factory must Grow

    • @eeelaina5588
      @eeelaina5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cxfxcdude y e s

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Imagine if Spiff had pulled off the Warden duplication glitch using the Botanist... each ear of corn going from selling for $10 each to thousands of dollars a pop! *Perfectly Balanced*

  • @JUJU-yg1xi
    @JUJU-yg1xi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I’m still trying to figure out why they added automatic harvesters, packagers, and sprinklers if they didn’t want you to do this lol.

  • @supremechungus4288
    @supremechungus4288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    "I've descended into corn-based madness!" Welcome to Indiana.

  • @Rioshi11
    @Rioshi11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "The most British Prison of all time!" -You mean Australia?

    • @hommusC1
      @hommusC1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Britain is more of a prison than Australia is but you’re probably not smart enough to realise that

    • @slayer_5175
      @slayer_5175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@hommusC1 I see you didn't get the joke

    • @idonotlikeboats9328
      @idonotlikeboats9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hommusC1 your are the smartest person I’ve ever seen

    • @AnArtInEveryLabor
      @AnArtInEveryLabor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@slayer_5175 the amount of lobotomites who don't seem to realize what penal colonies are is great. I gotchu though. A doff of the cap to you my good chap.

    • @britishsoldier1186
      @britishsoldier1186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hommusC1 It was a joke. Australia was a penal colony of britain, but you're probably not smart enough to realise that.

  • @Marpurrsa
    @Marpurrsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    plot twist:
    they gave spiffing brit early access because they knew he'd break the shit out of the dlc, which gives them the perfect chance to fix any issues

    • @nidohogg4783
      @nidohogg4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      10/10 game tester, youtube is just a view into his real job

    • @yakobsoulstorm5187
      @yakobsoulstorm5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They did it with Stellaris as well. It's a win-win scenario.

    • @eeelaina5588
      @eeelaina5588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and it's also advertising

    • @Jokervision744
      @Jokervision744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "fun" sells.
      Sometimes it's not that special to deliver perfect product. Just call the bugs features.
      You could question that,if culture really has lost its patience, so this is much better than fit and construct game.
      I think they could have made something MORE than just this... Well this is just the farming architect feature, so I don't know,if I'm being fair here, but we can point at the flu being at fault for this.
      Phones, and the culture they have brought up have deteriorated patience,and this flu prevents professionals to get into full on focus for their products and production.

    • @yakobsoulstorm5187
      @yakobsoulstorm5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Jokervision744 That's all well and cool but I feel like you're overthinking this.

  • @NotThatHomeless
    @NotThatHomeless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    When are we getting: "The stock market is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits"

    • @garret1930
      @garret1930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      👆👆👆 yes please.
      PS: thank you for making a real comment

    • @dasirrlicht5415
      @dasirrlicht5415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Look up reddits effect on gamestop. This january was weird.

    • @ArmyForMe
      @ArmyForMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      While there are exploits in the stock market those are unfortunately hit and miss so consistency is a little bit of an issue to recreate without market manipulation.

    • @justanaveragegamer9744
      @justanaveragegamer9744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ArmyForMe also the main exploits in the stock market are actually exploits to humans.
      So exploiting humans is really hard as human learn...
      usually...

  • @siriusdarkblade
    @siriusdarkblade ปีที่แล้ว +88

    16:36 “There are 7 billion bananas on the map” -Spiffing Brit while farming corn in a video game 2021

  • @aaronmckinsey2218
    @aaronmckinsey2218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Spiff: *grows a massive amount of corn*
    Midwestern United States: "I see you are a man of culture as well"

    • @joshuablackmon939
      @joshuablackmon939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @joshuablackmon939
      @joshuablackmon939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cattle ranches next

    • @aaronmckinsey2218
      @aaronmckinsey2218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshuablackmon939 100% support this

    • @luvliallie
      @luvliallie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshuablackmon939 don’t forget the random fields of horses

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuablackmon939 what about prisoner ranches?

  • @keaton9172
    @keaton9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Spiffing brit: makes farming games become a prison game
    Also spiffing brit: makes prison games a farming game.

  • @opl500
    @opl500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Next: The Stock Market is a perfectly balanced game....

    • @rexmopser7152
      @rexmopser7152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      actually the stockmarket is totaly balanced to exploit if you simple follow action reaction root exraction (watch news and think what the events will impact as result like country a wants to build a wall if ruler x is elected = action reaction afterelection now to the roots what will benefit what company wil provide the work wich companies have the capacy to provide enought concrete in the area of work are they listet on stock if yes free profit

    • @alessandropereira4976
      @alessandropereira4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reddit did it first

    • @thebritishempire3975
      @thebritishempire3975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alessandropereira4976 I think that was what the comment was referencing-- and Reddit didn't do that, *rich-ish* Redditors did

    • @webserververse5749
      @webserververse5749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Answer to stonks (more compute power for high frequency trade = win) but bot net or making a crypto that makes users want to compute for you = haxz

    • @thebritishempire3975
      @thebritishempire3975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@graphicattack oh, good morning colonial! You still haven't filled your debts of *one shipload of tea* yet, despite wasting it all on a harbour

  • @fargurubunga3444
    @fargurubunga3444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This should be given a glorious name.. A name that will be acknowledged by generations to come.. CornHUB

  • @PJSproductions97
    @PJSproductions97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Ah, I see you've rediscovered the Midwest

    • @hannahjo033
      @hannahjo033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its true, i live there

    • @dougbrunson5208
      @dougbrunson5208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would agree

    • @LBoomsky
      @LBoomsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL I love the comments
      that is how u exploit youtube lol

  • @HCSR2
    @HCSR2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "And you are sure this will improve rehabilitation rates in your prison?"
    "Prison?"

  • @Wooper160atThePond
    @Wooper160atThePond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I can’t believe they turned your “breaking prison architect by farming trees” video into a whole DLC

    • @alexnoman1498
      @alexnoman1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am convinced this is exactly what happened, no one adds iridium sprinklers and autogatherers by accident.

  • @jkutyna
    @jkutyna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    At a certain point, aka the further left you go on the map, the cost of additional workers outweighs the increased revenue from the corn generated sales. There is a point where you eventually will simply be breaking even on $ because it takes so long for the workers to transport corn back across the map to where the trucks can pick it up, in addition to having to buy the new seed and then walk that seed back all the way to the left to plant it. Essentially the increased travel times will ultimately block the maximum feasible size of this. I didn't get anywhere close to as much corn as you by the end of your video and i was a millionaire by day 52.

    • @Leotagorax
      @Leotagorax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      good info. thank for sharing

    • @claytonblack34
      @claytonblack34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      helipad for the win.

    • @goatcat2737
      @goatcat2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's not about the money
      It's about the çœrñ

  • @LiarJack20XX
    @LiarJack20XX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    America: shuts down its for-profit prisons
    Spiff: Hold my Tea and Monocle

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wrong dimension, chief. America would never do that, in this one.

  • @HungerGamesFan00
    @HungerGamesFan00 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    the voice crack on "that sounds ~pretty balanced~" gets me guud every time thank you

  • @YHLGguitargeek
    @YHLGguitargeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    -"We're going to be building perhaps the most British prison of all time."
    -You're making Australia?

    • @PUNishment777
      @PUNishment777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Australia = literal paradise

    • @RT-PD
      @RT-PD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comment section = Landfill, with barely comments that isnt spam.

    • @RS99FILMS
      @RS99FILMS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PUNishment777 I don’t know… Australia has kinda been… authoritarian over the last few years. Guess it never stopped having the prison mindset.

  • @LeDank
    @LeDank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Alternative title: “British man re-creates Ohio in Prison Architect”

    • @jonduke4472
      @jonduke4472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Iowa but yea

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indiana as well

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohio is full of corn?

    • @LeDank
      @LeDank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dankcatsmemes9219 yes

  • @dustinwarner7761
    @dustinwarner7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I for one welcome our new pink flamingo overlords.

    • @jaykay3561
      @jaykay3561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I haven't watched the video yet but yes, I agree

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who wouldn't?

  • @jocax188723
    @jocax188723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “There really is nothing else quite like Prison Architect when it comes to the glorious sensation of violating basic human rights.”
    RimWorld would like a word.

    • @eelboy3098
      @eelboy3098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Urist McDwarf has joined the chat*

  • @CEOofNano
    @CEOofNano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Guess I'm the only one who can imagine not commenting a list of words that will cause the youtube algorithm to suggest the video more. Oh how my glass house shimmers beautifully in the morning sun, time to dabble in my favorite hobby of projectile minerology

  • @NFrads
    @NFrads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Spiff: When corn is produced, it also produces seeeeed....
    Monsanto, the original exploiters "Oh, I don't think so"

  • @maddoxlacy9072
    @maddoxlacy9072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Inspector: "okay...lets see how your prison is functioning..."
    *walks in and its a ----ing farm*
    Prison owner: "why I do here believe this will be quite the harvest this year, dont you say, my good sir?"

  • @silkmonkey
    @silkmonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Paradox: So Prison Architect?
    Spiff: ah, profit architect...perfectly balanced!

  • @KaguroDraven
    @KaguroDraven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "We're going to be building possibly the most British prison of all time" So Australia?

  • @coreytaggart128
    @coreytaggart128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    tip when dealing with this type of export, make the export area span top to bottom of the road so you can have more trucks filling at once and get the stuff out faster. More income, and less lag

  • @theencolony5595
    @theencolony5595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "there really is nothing else quite prison architect when it comes to the sensation of violating human rights"
    **Sad Rimworld noises**

    • @sbsftw4232
      @sbsftw4232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arguably, humans on the rim don't really have any rights therefore it doesn't feel the same when you borrow their kidneys.

    • @redsixx669
      @redsixx669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes right you know, kidney snatching is truly not the same without rules to break

    • @theencolony5595
      @theencolony5595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sbsftw4232 I mean, I could go into the lore if ya want, but there are system spanning governments in rimworld, which presumably have SOME code of ethics : p

  • @WDemonicPrince
    @WDemonicPrince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Spif: "...we are going to build the most British prison imaginable."
    Me: "Ah so a colony."

  • @platypus6810
    @platypus6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I’ve descended into corn-based madness” and “No one will ever know of the atrocities that have been committed here in the name of corn farming” are my new favourite lines from anything ever

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Spiffing Brit: "Potatoes and barley are useless."
    Me: "Vodka and beer are worth a lifetime of soups and stamps."

  • @BlazeMakesGames
    @BlazeMakesGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He should have made a single cell in the middle of the corn fields to host the most confused prisoner ever

  • @Corwin256
    @Corwin256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I, for one, welcome our new pink flamingo overlords.

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    An awesome turtle has certified this video with a Turtle Badge of Approval.

  • @yaboinaru3653
    @yaboinaru3653 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Only spiff can turn a prison building game into Farming simulator Ohio edition

  • @moomflr4367
    @moomflr4367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Oh god it’s almost harvesting season”
    **laughs in bannerlord**

  • @jeffhask367
    @jeffhask367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The government: Is this a prison
    Spiff: Well yes but no
    It’s a prison for the farmers!!!

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plot twist: Spiff could have gotten better subsidies if he had just told the government he was making a farm.

  • @atraxian5881
    @atraxian5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Spiff: "we are going to make the most British prison of all time!"
    Me: "australia?"

    • @StrimClocks
      @StrimClocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor Australia

    • @o76923
      @o76923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously. Plantations are more of an American thing.

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No tea plants??

  • @drowzypollinator640
    @drowzypollinator640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think profit could be increased by planting a different batch of corn on separate days instead of all at once.
    Rotate your crops, not for nutrients, but for logistics of gathering and cpu usage.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smart, very smart.

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The workers are too stupid. He noted it mid-game... once harvest starts, all the farmers switch to harvest mode until the harvest is done, then reset to planting mode. So no matter how you try to stagger it, it will only last at best 2 cycles before being completely in time.
      He needed Many more autoharvesters. That makes the harvest faster, allowing more planting.

  • @KrisS602
    @KrisS602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Spiff: "Bam! It's bananas---"
    Gwen Stefani: "B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What's ironic, is that Corn isn't profitable without government subsidies.

  • @vojtechstepanek7145
    @vojtechstepanek7145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Game about managing a colony of survivors in a hostile environment: Spiffing Brit builds a giant prison labor camp.
    Game about managing prison population and exploiting their free labor: Spiffing Brit builds an absolutly legal farm.
    Why?
    For the glory of Yorkshire Tea, of course!

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both of these things are just so stereotypically British. For the glory of tea, indeed.

  • @Matuse
    @Matuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Meanwhile in the real world, a single ear of corn is bought for about 70 cents...

    • @RAD-RC
      @RAD-RC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      70 cents? I get them at the store for like 3 for a $1. But I do love in corn land

    • @chabr1783
      @chabr1783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RAD-RC in my country you get 1kg for 0.50 cents

    • @YungSkrtDinger420
      @YungSkrtDinger420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@chabr1783 this dude owns a country holy shit

    • @chabr1783
      @chabr1783 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@YungSkrtDinger420 you dont say "in my country" in english? In here it means like county im in or country i was born in

    • @YungSkrtDinger420
      @YungSkrtDinger420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@chabr1783 you own country?

  • @jacqwith
    @jacqwith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I, for one, welcome our pink flamingo overlords

  • @Flippirino
    @Flippirino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As an Iowan I can safely say, you can never have too much corn

  • @mattbean8076
    @mattbean8076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So how about a “The US stock market is perfectly balanced with no exploits” video next?

  • @FahKyuu-b7x
    @FahKyuu-b7x ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Be careful Spiff, Monsanto is watching you not use their specific cursed corn seed

  • @MotoHikes
    @MotoHikes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    POV: You're scrolling through the comments trying to find a normal one

    • @StrimClocks
      @StrimClocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try up voting all the comments

    • @curtgavin7845
      @curtgavin7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you for this small break in the horrific copypasta 😂

    • @Luna_495
      @Luna_495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just wanna read normal comments about the video, is that too much ask for? XD

    • @nearlyepic4831
      @nearlyepic4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's going on though?

    • @woaddragon
      @woaddragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @prezzyjim
    @prezzyjim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    So instead of a Prison, he created Australia...

  • @Doomquill
    @Doomquill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I've descended into corn-based madness!"
    Yes...YES!!

  • @timothyoswald8618
    @timothyoswald8618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Soon, prison architect and rimworld will meld. Prison world? No. Rim Architect? Oh yes.

    • @critickman
      @critickman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it all ready happend

  • @tictac2102
    @tictac2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Point of view: you’re watching people comment key words.

    • @trond9229
      @trond9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”

    • @filiipa52
      @filiipa52 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf is going on?

    • @calebsomething1712
      @calebsomething1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@filiipa52 Essentially commenting these keywords causes the TH-cam algorithm to recommend this video to others.

    • @CElliott994
      @CElliott994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a callback to a recent video (maybe it’s a call forward)? Where spiff is trying to close off a problem with TH-cam’s algorithm which creates views in user groups that aren’t interested by putting keywords in the comments. (I think that’s accurate but hung down the video just in case).

    • @Asandmanwithnosandplan
      @Asandmanwithnosandplan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH FINALLY SOMEONE NOT COMMENTING KEY WORDS

  • @JatHatXD
    @JatHatXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Some say he still sees corn around him to this day and many more to come

    • @redsixx669
      @redsixx669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also how it feels to live in iowa

  • @Simply_Pip
    @Simply_Pip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like the spiffing Brits puns just like my crops, in the dirt and never watered.

  • @NonsenseNH
    @NonsenseNH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plot twist: the farmers are prisoners suffering the pain of farming 24/7

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "It aint much but its honest work"

  • @Xarestrill
    @Xarestrill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Spiff: "... we can drop out tax rate to 1%, it's perfectly fair and legal."
    Still more than the AAA companies pay in taxes.

    • @xxGreenRoblox
      @xxGreenRoblox ปีที่แล้ว

      I assume that stands for "A Antideath A department"

  • @nicememe4578
    @nicememe4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You’ve effectively made the farmers prisoners.

  • @loganl7547
    @loganl7547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Corn, IRL, is one of the most profitable produces because of chemistry, it's converted into bio-diesel, high fructose corn syrup, it's also used in batteries, plastics, glue, alcohol, and perhaps most importantly, ethanol, which is a component of commercially sold gasoline. So corns high price isn't exactly unrealistic.

  • @habsmonmin2976
    @habsmonmin2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I got a hunch that the next vid is "Reddit and the stock market is a perfectly balanced game, WITH NO EXLOITS"

  • @dandagames6030
    @dandagames6030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "mom can we have farming simulator?"
    "We have farming simulator at home."
    Farming simulator at home:

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The only real exploit in this playthrough is getting that detention center grant when you have zero prisoners lol

  • @marcofigueiredo6469
    @marcofigueiredo6469 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its amazing how fast you can talk and how much continuous, non stop talking you can fill the entire video. Your awesome!

  • @ceprithea9945
    @ceprithea9945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    jesus scrolling down to the comment section feels like walking into a room full of people in black robes chanting an incantation or something

  • @Necrobin
    @Necrobin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Spiff: "please insert the laugh track"
    Also Spiff: "Don't mind if I do"

    • @Exxt3R
      @Exxt3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spiff is Legion, for Spiff is many.

  • @alessandrolangosco1033
    @alessandrolangosco1033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Spiff went corn-mad one year before the rest of us, a true trendsetter. It's corn!

  • @tnerbtnerb5136
    @tnerbtnerb5136 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5 bucks says the developers saw Spiff's video on turning the game into a giant tea plantation and came up with this DLC as a result :P

  • @Weigazod
    @Weigazod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah, the Gulag Architect: Community Service DLC

  • @cookiesnibbler7595
    @cookiesnibbler7595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The most british prison of all time"
    So you're making Australia?

  • @BlubiDefault
    @BlubiDefault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Spiff: "There really is no game quite like Prison Archtitect when it comes to violating basic human rights"
    Rimworld: Feeding Prisoners their own tribemates while housing 10 of them in a 10 block refrigerated shithole with fresh delicious corpses in it

  • @dakooie5682
    @dakooie5682 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mismanaged Prisons and a massive amounts of corn? This may just be the most American video Spiff has ever created…

  • @wooeo9962
    @wooeo9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Minecraft farm in a dictatorship server be like:

  • @SteefPip
    @SteefPip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's a good thing you're not a pirate, because then you'd only get a buck an ear.

  • @tachyon8317
    @tachyon8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Spiff - *mentions corn*
    Zach - *heavy breathing*

  • @glytchmeister9856
    @glytchmeister9856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I believe the word you’re looking for is “plantation”...

  • @Sophia-vk5bq
    @Sophia-vk5bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Spiff’s GF “What are you up to Spiff me luv?”
    Spiff Making cornography.

  • @VikingOtaku
    @VikingOtaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I have 23000 in coooorn..."
    The ravings of a cornbased madman

  • @lordbruno47
    @lordbruno47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They need to let you grow tea, that way we can become the ultimate profit machine.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then it can really be a quintessential British bit... a prison where all the prison labour is used to grow tea!

  • @derekstein6193
    @derekstein6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Spiff: "We're going to be building, quite possibly, the most british prison of all time."
    Me: Australia?

  • @michaeltomasicchio6895
    @michaeltomasicchio6895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The most British prison ever huh? Funny, this doesn’t look like Australia.

    • @trond9229
      @trond9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if took me 50 pages to find a comment that was not: Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”

    • @DoomRater
      @DoomRater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally America right now. Biden is only starting to take action against removal of private prisons where this very thing can happen.

  • @simonscience5846
    @simonscience5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    **ALERT TO O5 HIGH COMMAND SCP-1507 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT**

    • @MattHew-rq8zw
      @MattHew-rq8zw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "SCP-1507, colloquially known as ... the pink flamingo... Debriefing will take place at 04:00 hours"

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Containment Team Bravo is Down Repeat - Bravo Down
      Its So PINK arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ! [Transmission Lost]

  • @JakeAdamtheflamelord
    @JakeAdamtheflamelord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When's Wall street is perfectly balenced?

  • @Proto0w0
    @Proto0w0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah yes, drinking a cup of Yorkshire tea every morning for a year now because of you.

  • @christophermcmillan9948
    @christophermcmillan9948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    All hail all of our perfectly balanced and exceedingly beautiful overlords

  • @cdecent7
    @cdecent7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    me and the boys in the stock market 📈 doing exploits irl

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shares go brrrrrr.

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Novasky2007 nooo you can't just disturb our money making scheme

  • @tuckerbenton6311
    @tuckerbenton6311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You successfully made the american midwest: farming, prisons, and questionable labour.

    • @mikemikemikemikemikemeup
      @mikemikemikemikemikemeup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did I miss something he’s using paid workers in his fields not prisoners. 😅

  • @thewaterfish4102
    @thewaterfish4102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone remember when he did this but with tea like a year ago?

  • @LegendRed01
    @LegendRed01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I need to understand this:
    He is not letting his farmers out
    He is hiring farmers to work
    He didn't run a prison
    But those hired farmers must work and can't leave

    • @yodathe6037
      @yodathe6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This man has a point

  • @wilfredsun4056
    @wilfredsun4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can, in fact, imagine posting a comment not entirely full of seo terms. I swear, this is the new "first".

  • @iguanainasuit
    @iguanainasuit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Spiffing Brit looks at comments section" *Oh my god, what have i done*

    • @trond9229
      @trond9229 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”

    • @gortee495
      @gortee495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whey are all over the comment section

    • @gortee495
      @gortee495 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      send help

    • @gortee495
      @gortee495 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SOS

  • @Mustafa_AhmedPGH
    @Mustafa_AhmedPGH ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spiff: *Breaks his computer in pursuit of infinite money*
    @LetsGameItOut: "First time, eh?"

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hasn’t LGIO only managed to toast his computer once, though? The dynamite episode?

  • @jaytay223
    @jaytay223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alternate title: “EXPLOITING the INDUSTRIAL PRISON COMPLEX with CORN”

    • @Asandmanwithnosandplan
      @Asandmanwithnosandplan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you see all the other spam comments or is it just me?

    • @jaytay223
      @jaytay223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Asandmanwithnosandplan It's from his exploiting TH-cam video. Key phrases get more attention from the algorithm

    • @Asandmanwithnosandplan
      @Asandmanwithnosandplan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaytay223 Ah I'm a moron. I thought way too many people were commenting it.

  • @SebastianVazquezFerrero
    @SebastianVazquezFerrero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The second he switched from corn to bananas (missing a possible pun on the US' United Fruit Company own imperialism and colonialism), he became an...
    Ex-corn.

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Get your coat.

  • @lg5211
    @lg5211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Farmer: "It's almost harvesting season."

    • @whitey6174
      @whitey6174 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AWAY WITH YOU, VILE BEGGAR