"Hoo boy I'm thirsty" *phases through windshield and pulls out engine from frame and attempts to drink oil straight from tank all while car is still moving*
type of -warts- blisters that I got over the years: blisters full of "water" transparent liquid under the skin - from concussion with a percussion instrument (firework) hot oil blisters: small solid yellow rised pores that scream at you "hey look im permanent", but you realize that its from months earlier when you used a hot oil pan without using gloves and the cover as a shield. (a hot oil burn, but only affecting that ONE PORE) burn blisters - (dry or wet) from trying to get the cookies out of the oven too fast, and only briefly hitting the iron sitting at 450F, luckily it was against bone, there was no liquid to be drawn, so it was only a dry wound.
This is Jerma in his prime, a game that doesn't have story or dialogue that he can just play while talking to chat, and every once in a while something happens in game he can react to. Classic
@@gordonf5553 no not really, minecraft doesnt have a set, singular goal to achieve - thats key to the best jerma stuff. plus, anything interesting you rlly want in minecraft you have to work hard to get or build yourself, rather than doing a simple task while doing a bit and then it just happens and then it works for the bit
25:01 you left out the part where he got out of the car, walked around it once, tore off his car door, put it back on, opened it, then sat down in the car, and said “why did I get back in the car???”
"Patroling the Mojave waste lanf makes you wish for a nuclear winter" Breaking news crazy man who think hes talking to a chat (part of a fased out service called twitch). Had taken down the entirety of legion troops due to the fact he needed to gamble at the casinos found at the strip.
Poor streamer gets stuck in toilet for hours once again, gets warts, gambles life away, breaks all bones in his body, all after his 35th birthday, really going down hill from here folks.
40:15 i want this animated, i want jerma to be portrayed as a deranged maniac who kidnapped a random child off the street and calls him son, and i want it done now
This is the real reason why jerma always used to be late to streams. "Sorry guys I tried to fill up my car with 40% gas 40% diesel and 20% milk and got stranded at the gas station again."
Yes, I watched Dazza's vod of this already. Yes, I have already laughed my ass off at 13:44 multiple times. Am I going to watch this whole thing again on 2ndJerma and laugh just as hard as I did before? *Damn right I am.*
I feel like Jerma crashing his car into a pole in the middle of the desert after looking in the rear-view mirror would be a scene in a 90s road trip comedy.
I'm actually impressed by this game. On the technical side, it's a kind of a piece of shit; but on the narrative/uniqueness side, it's pretty interesting
With some polish it would still be janky but it would definitely be kinda fun. Honestly the biggest problem in my eyes is the cars not stopping on their own. If the dev fixed that, added a bit more polish, maybe some more dangers to contend with, it would be on the level of signal simulator were its janky but it works enough to be fun.
@@spaghettivase4808 yeah My Summer Car but *only* driving and when starting a new game you don't need to rebuild the car or wait for it. Also no money gaining, no computers, no NPCs, just a big road and a desert.
@@gold_spin1639 I don’t hermano put them in park a thats most like 1/2 of the issue. I still agree with you though, a human body shouldn’t be able to push a 1ton car by simply grazing the front bumper
my first time playing I spent atleast an hour in the house cleaning and learning basic mechanics and them walked outside at night, saw the ufo fly by and heard multiple screeches and went back inside. took me 2 hours after that to figure out how to drive in manual. 10/10 game of the year material.
I really love how these videos are getting longer. I feel like 40-70 minutes is the perfect amount of time for the average Jerma stream to be compiled into a singular video. I suppose it does depend on the stream though but this was a banger
This has been the worst video to eat my mac and cheese to. I start it and he's talking about warts then the game makes a bunch of puke and fart noises. I'll have to come back to this one in a minute.
I actually cannot believe that this video is over a year old now, it feels like it was put out two months ago. Jesus christ this pandemic has fucked my internal clock.
Ah, the short lived gamer wart arc. Integral for understanding the yips and hollers from the Jeremiah985 specimen as it bursts out in emotional turmoil when said wart is too stressed
I love these long-edit style videos, where you really get to *FEEL* the slow decent into madness. But how much lower can he go amirite fellas? ha ha because he’s so short! *laughter*
An A+ Edit for an A+ stream. Awesome work Jack. I too watched (some) live, the vod and now this. Laughed just as hard every time. This is going to be a staple in the 'what videos do I play to introduce my friends to Jerma' playlist.
it's absolutely criminal that you cut out the part after POG CAR POG CAR where he tries to look for the mirror to do the mirror joke again and gets confused on why it's not there, it really wraps up that series of events
Just like in the Super Dazza cut, this editor also cut out my favourite part: where the Dad swerves off the road to run over a rabbit while the kid cries in protest.
People need to know these "gags" of him losing the car in reality lasted hours each time
@@madjack1748 if your gonna rip on someone for spelling wrong at least properly use the asterisk like bruh
@@bostonmania9597 Yeah geesh I mean BRUH!!!
@@bostonmania9597 *you're (:
@@0x2480 Don't rip on him and not use the asterisk properly like bruh
@@bostonmania9597 Wait, what's wrong about using the asterisk in the beginning? I always thought that's the usual way.
"Hoo boy I'm thirsty" *phases through windshield and pulls out engine from frame and attempts to drink oil straight from tank all while car is still moving*
DAD NO
Can we get a time stamp for that
@@garfunkel6629 36:20 if you want to ease into it a wee bit, otherwise skip forward just ten or fifteen seconds! :)
I nearly died from laughter at that moment.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
“Hey guys Jerma985 here” *wraps self and car around telephone poll in the middle of a desert*
Instantly *DEAD*
His entire 4'7 body shooting out of the windshield at 102mph, along with his gamer wart and ego.
he dedicates himself so hard to a bit that all his progress is erased in a single crash
pole*
REAL TRAGEDY
the fact that he insists on calling it his 'gamer wart' entertains me to no end
Ow! My gamer wart!
usually happens when daddy loves mommy very much, but there is no mommy.
type of -warts- blisters that I got over the years:
blisters full of "water" transparent liquid under the skin - from concussion with a percussion instrument (firework)
hot oil blisters: small solid yellow rised pores that scream at you "hey look im permanent", but you realize that its from months earlier when you used a hot oil pan without using gloves and the cover as a shield. (a hot oil burn, but only affecting that ONE PORE)
burn blisters - (dry or wet) from trying to get the cookies out of the oven too fast, and only briefly hitting the iron sitting at 450F, luckily it was against bone, there was no liquid to be drawn, so it was only a dry wound.
@@khajiithadwares2263
wot
@@khajiithadwares2263 who cares
The fact that Jerma threw every mirror out of the car like some sort of crazed maniac after the mirror gag went so horribly wrong is peak Jerma.
He does it so angrily too
i like to think he crashed the car on purpose during that bit just so he can get rid of all mirrors without anybody noticing he as specthrophobia
Traumatized.
Is your profile picture the guy from the money for nothing music video?
@@lukemoppy Yeah, that's the guy
This is Jerma in his prime, a game that doesn't have story or dialogue that he can just play while talking to chat, and every once in a while something happens in game he can react to.
Classic
You described minecraft
@@gordonf5553 hey ladies and gentle welcome to jermacraft!
also, fart noises and car crashes
@@tekharjt the series where I play Minecraft
@@gordonf5553 no not really, minecraft doesnt have a set, singular goal to achieve - thats key to the best jerma stuff. plus, anything interesting you rlly want in minecraft you have to work hard to get or build yourself, rather than doing a simple task while doing a bit and then it just happens and then it works for the bit
39:51 I love how you can see the pole coming in the screen on the top left
Lmfao
I like how this being gloats about bathing himself
this B E I N G
"Being" is a very accurate description of Jerma
this entity
he's merely a concept
The collective of atoms commonly referred to as “Jerma”
24:55 him going from a confused ramble about metric vs imperial measurements to "one kilogram is one pound" before almost crashing his car is amazing
Pounds to metric tons... Or something
“2.2 pounds equals a metric tonne”
I am convinced this is one of Jerma's best streams
Yes
Agreed. It gives me the vibes of his old TH-cam videos, but even better
Oh without a doubt. Even if I prefer his irl stuff
I’ve watched 3 different versions of this already and i know it’s still going to be incredibly entertaining
Its in my top 5 for sure
Egomaniac looks at the camera while driving, hitting a light pole and puncturing his gamer wart from the impact
4:40 I love how Jerma accidentally open-ass shits a turd onto the edge of the table and doesn't ever recognize that he did
You have such a way with words
25:01 you left out the part where he got out of the car, walked around it once, tore off his car door, put it back on, opened it, then sat down in the car, and said “why did I get back in the car???”
On 34:56 he makes a Goofy-like scream and it cracks me up
garsh
I've watched this live, the full vod, fanedit, and I'll still watch this entire highlight
modern classic tbh
this was such a good stream, I'd happily watch a 5th variant if it came out
This will get a criterion release and be saved in the library of congress.
how can one find the full vod?
@@noone173 yeah it worked. thanks i appreciate it.
the fact that he chased after his car ,cause he forgot the hand break and keeps kicking it, for a a while was legendary
when he died because he closed the door too hard
@@johnnyplto5592 i cant stop laughing. reminds me of dougdoug's cheese death from skyrim in that it's so absurdly stupid it's hilarious
@@stevie8271 do you have the doug doug vid?
@@ejaculus i think it’s the one where he spawns shit by saying it’s name
39:46 the fact that you can see him heading straight towards the pole from the Chat Kid POV Cam heightens the comedy about 5x
When the world ends, we can all rest easy, knowing Jeremy will travel across the wasteland making jokes to himself. Carrying on the human legacy
"Patroling the Mojave waste lanf makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
Breaking news crazy man who think hes talking to a chat (part of a fased out
service called twitch). Had taken down the entirety of legion troops due to the fact he needed to gamble at the casinos found at the strip.
@@squishy77wah78 *_MR. GREENZ NEVER LOSES BABY_*
until he hears a faint "+2" in the distance
Burping and farting and pissing all the way
Burping and farting and pissing all the way
"yell-oooooow powerade!"
*UFO glides past overhead*
17:02 Jerma shapeshifts into a groan tube
6:20 Marking this down for when my sanity falters.
Getting on his level to hear the messages haha
Felt that (also cool 2D pfp)
Poor streamer gets stuck in toilet for hours once again, gets warts, gambles life away, breaks all bones in his body, all after his 35th birthday, really going down hill from here folks.
Poor guy. Get well soon :(
Hope he gets well
He's dead
It’s like that Asian stereotype where they look fine until they hit like 50 and then they’re this tiny old grandma with frizzled hair
How the fuck was he 35? How is he 36 how wth how is he so old this shouldn't be possible he should be like 12 or something
the UFO father and son schizophrenic episode was probably one of the greatest things i’ve ever seen live
16:32 car drives away; first reflex: instantly shitting himself
40:15 i want this animated, i want jerma to be portrayed as a deranged maniac who kidnapped a random child off the street and calls him son, and i want it done now
Yo, there is an animatic
jerma hits a lamp post and spits out all his kool-aid: the stream
Just injured myself laughing at him crashing into the pole
so did he
did you puncture your gamer wart
24:04 when i first saw that i genuinely thought some bald guy with a perfectly spherical head was sneaking up on jerma in the backseat
7:30 hereditary
my god even in the backseat too
Lol
Heridittary
That bit where he pretended to have his feelings hurt at 33:38 was hilarious honestly
I legitimately believed it for a second lmao
Is this the streamer who BATHES?
This guy is CLEAN
Streamer D E F I E S expectations by being the first streamer to achieve BARE-MINIMUM hygiene standards
What the FAWK are you guys TALKING about?
Jerma is really cleaning himself bro is cooked 💀
6:25 I love how defensive he is about it
“Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
*Insert Jerma teacher noise*
oh no
What about the ayaya noise that made viewers demand two apologies from him
teacher noise was best sound 2019. this comment is a goddamn LIE!!!
The toy that you turn over is certainly in the running
This is the real reason why jerma always used to be late to streams.
"Sorry guys I tried to fill up my car with 40% gas 40% diesel and 20% milk and got stranded at the gas station again."
24:43 definition of a jerma moment
One of the greatest minds of our time
"HEY GUYS, JERMA985 HERE!!"
*immediately smashes into a pole*
18:37 jeremy walking at his natural height
Fun fact: 75% of Walking Walters reset before they reach the next gas station
"Gasoline is the most delicious fluid there is!"
Best line of the whole stream.
*immediately slam into a pole cuz he's busy role-playing as a dad*
Yes, I watched Dazza's vod of this already. Yes, I have already laughed my ass off at 13:44 multiple times. Am I going to watch this whole thing again on 2ndJerma and laugh just as hard as I did before?
*Damn right I am.*
You should have been there live.
fun fact tho superdazza works for jerma now
This was also probably edited by superdazza as well since he works for jerma now
@@garrettmetting6938 You could check the description to know who the editors are, and for today's feast, the chef is Jack Clishem 💕
@@JoNarDLoLz oh sorry, I didnt know they put the editors in the description. Thank you 😊
I feel like Jerma crashing his car into a pole in the middle of the desert after looking in the rear-view mirror would be a scene in a 90s road trip comedy.
20:46 this was the exact moment I joined the stream
I'm actually impressed by this game.
On the technical side, it's a kind of a piece of shit; but on the narrative/uniqueness side, it's pretty interesting
It has a narratiive?
With some polish it would still be janky but it would definitely be kinda fun. Honestly the biggest problem in my eyes is the cars not stopping on their own. If the dev fixed that, added a bit more polish, maybe some more dangers to contend with, it would be on the level of signal simulator were its janky but it works enough to be fun.
It really just seems like My Summer Car with less of a point to it
@@spaghettivase4808 yeah My Summer Car but *only* driving and when starting a new game you don't need to rebuild the car or wait for it. Also no money gaining, no computers, no NPCs, just a big road and a desert.
@@gold_spin1639 I don’t hermano put them in park a thats most like 1/2 of the issue. I still agree with you though, a human body shouldn’t be able to push a 1ton car by simply grazing the front bumper
13:45 the legendary moment
nothing bad ever happens to the Elbertson’s!
_AHH_
Jerma dehydrates while driving in a Baron desert hallucinating he has a child.
A Baron desert? What makes that different from an Earl desert?
The way Jerma belts that scream of horror at 21:34 never gets old
I love how genuine it sounds. Such a pure scream of absolute terror, like he was IRL getting murdered then and there
6:17 i laughed way too hard... holy shit.
I watched this while I was moving with my parents across the country by car.
Nothing was more comforting than this..
Unironically feels like I’m just watching a man go insane in a desert
13:29 Almost made me faint from laughing, the way his character’s head jolts back to look at the road and dodge the cactus
my first time playing I spent atleast an hour in the house cleaning and learning basic mechanics and them walked outside at night, saw the ufo fly by and heard multiple screeches and went back inside. took me 2 hours after that to figure out how to drive in manual. 10/10 game of the year material.
"Ow my gamer wart" Jeremiah 1985
I really love how these videos are getting longer. I feel like 40-70 minutes is the perfect amount of time for the average Jerma stream to be compiled into a singular video. I suppose it does depend on the stream though but this was a banger
Yes!
The Wart for Jermarumble 2020
That's GAMER Wart to you and I. Show some respect.
This has been the worst video to eat my mac and cheese to. I start it and he's talking about warts then the game makes a bunch of puke and fart noises. I'll have to come back to this one in a minute.
I'm SHOCKED the editors haven't already done that intro joke with a different horrible Jerma noise before
17:04.
17:04 Crazy Train
I love how when he saw the propane tank he IMMEDIATELY shot it without hesitating
I thought he was 985 years old.
17:03 why is he so good at making that noise
10:39 This is the best part right here
he thlammed his penith in the car door....
i slammed my penith in the car door
40:15 this bit still kills me to this day
he tlammed his penith in the car door at the end
I love the fact that any time that Jerma is able to clean in a game he immediately starts getting excited.
30:04 That came so suddenly I almost drowned in my coffee
the way it cuts to night by the time he figures out how to use the gun killed me
I actually cannot believe that this video is over a year old now, it feels like it was put out two months ago. Jesus christ this pandemic has fucked my internal clock.
Ah, the short lived gamer wart arc.
Integral for understanding the yips and hollers from the Jeremiah985 specimen as it bursts out in emotional turmoil when said wart is too stressed
24:48 he just keeps interrupting himself lmao cant even get a whole complete sentence out poor guy
42:55 daffy duck
I love these long-edit style videos, where you really get to *FEEL* the slow decent into madness.
But how much lower can he go amirite fellas? ha ha because he’s so short! *laughter*
He thlammed his penith in the car door
Local geriatric tuber shows skin deformity to millions of "viewers"
The mirror joke is my favourite Jerma joke. It probably will be my favourite for all time.
An A+ Edit for an A+ stream. Awesome work Jack. I too watched (some) live, the vod and now this. Laughed just as hard every time. This is going to be a staple in the 'what videos do I play to introduce my friends to Jerma' playlist.
the UFO was golden timing
38:44
From 39:50 you can see the telephone pole approaching from the kid's POV as Jerma just drives in a perfectly straight line towards it
35:02 jerma becomes Mario’s caveman ancestor
Ugg mama mia
it's absolutely criminal that you cut out the part after POG CAR POG CAR where he tries to look for the mirror to do the mirror joke again and gets confused on why it's not there, it really wraps up that series of events
42:56 i thlammed my penith in the car door
"Gamer Wart"
jerma is the master of taking absolutely devistating tragedy, and turning it into pure comedy brass
When Jerma goes silent for like 30 seconds straight and then you hear him gasp for air while chuckling will never fail to get to me.
42:56 he thlammed his penith in the car door
Legitimately one of his best streams of 2020
I don’t think I’ll ever look at or hear Jerma985 again without thinking about that humongous wart he grew on his favourite finger.🤢
you mean *t h e g a m e r w a r t ?*
His w key is a petri dish
I would highly recommend people to watch the full stream. It was one of best streams Jerma has done.
"I bathe" is exactly what someone who doesn't bathe would say.
"I thlammed my penith in the car door." 42:54
Someone out there started sweating when he said "you don't."
43:03
THE PROPHECY IS TRUE
Just like in the Super Dazza cut, this editor also cut out my favourite part: where the Dad swerves off the road to run over a rabbit while the kid cries in protest.
In my humble little opinion, this, is the best jerma stream.
Watching this absolute orchestra of pure raw emotion unravel live was one of the funniest streams recently
Burping and farting and screaming and crying
When will we find Jerma's "Worst Noise"
@@psychicmaniac_ I definitely agree
@@psychicmaniac_ I agree
I think the Watch Dogs Legion pig impression was pretty awful to hear
But what if it gets worse, we still have a month left, but I do also nominate the puke and pig noises
When will we find the last digit of Pi
Jerma: "what is that, a meteor?"
Thing: flies upward
17:30
The Vault Dweller being cast out from Vault 13
(2162, colorized)
"PRESS B FOR BALANCE" was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever encountered on a Jerma stream