Jerma Laughs at Car Crashes: The Musical
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imagine this guy hits your car and instead of exchanging insurance information he is laughing and choking on his own spit
He's bone is sticking out too and he's still laughing
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 More or less the same as in Tatsuo: The Iron Man
The split second before he collides with your vehicle you catch a glimpse of his face, and all you see is a smiling maniac.
He just jumps out, starts running to you picking you up and running off with you while laughing
@@TheBearWithOrangeFur bringing you to the hospital while running like a psycho(what you don't know is that he actually took you to his home and cloned you first. You are a clone not the original anymore.)
This guy could organize a big baseball event at a fucking stadium but he can't do a "I'm eating a glove" joke without accidentally sitting on the glove cake
I shouldn't be telling you this, but there's a whole tier of subscriber content you aren't aware of, and fat asses on cakes is a lucrative business... that was no accident my friend
Truely brilliant, ain't he?
🫠
That's not a cake, that's a real glove, made of egg, leather and sugar
@@communistberd1122leather cakes are the best
love the content jerma! i'm on the jury for your trial, i'll be sure to choose guilty so you get the punishment you deserve.
This made me spit my drink lmao
Got you mother fucker am a agent of jerma and now I can show the judge the bias and get the whole case thrown out!
😠 GRRR copypasta!!!!!
lul
Sadly there is no prison that can hold him 😢
I love how Jerma bites the Glove Cake and goes 'Ow my thumb!' when the finger he's biting is one of the only 2 fingers that physically cannot be the thumb.
Bold of you to assume Jerma has the anatomy of a human
@@TheLozfan123 "Jerma" is something far greater than mere human
Jerma has got 5 thumbs that are just different lengths. you can tell because only his species can get Gameritis Warts
jerma's physiognomy takes the term "all thumbs" to disturbing new heights
I think he had his hand on backwards that day
14:31 the self-aware bus is honestly one of Jerma’s more disturbing bits
Dude I was crying laughing at that but also slightly have chills from how weird it is
These episodes of Black Mirror get darker and darker
reminds me of the Stanley parable insanity ending
@@Hazelnutz3 The Jerma Parable
I was dying laughing
Why does Jermas jigsaw have a sense of compassion for his victims. To the point where it feels like he himself sounds afraid of the situation he supposedly put them in.
The jerma version of jigsaw is truly special and my favorite of his characters
i know, im crackin tf up
And let’s not forget the gas incident
@@ahmadmalaki8364with the deadly gas GAS _gas_ gas *gas* GAS gas
It’s a better character
Whoever synced that car smashing into that other car to the What's New, Scooby-Doo? theme song deserves a raise
Timestamp?
@@Crazy56U bro it's in the first 10 seconds 😭
Editing this stream in particular was great. The musical timing to some of these bits is just (*chef’s kiss*) comedy gold.
@@SwizzlyBubbles Absolutely, thanks for having me doubled over and crying in laughter in the first ten seconds
I respect your commitment to proper grammar even if it actually makes it more confusing
My favorite thing about Jerma playing car games is the inevitability of the "SHARP RIGHT, TRIPLE CAUTION, MEDIUM LEFT, YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK THE CAR SAMIR" joke
LISTEN TO ME SAMIR
YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK THE CAR
Watching him continue to accelerate when sliding in the muscle car was just... White girl from Beverly Hills energy lmao
why does it sound like ster
I fell asleep to this stream when it happened, and when he looped What's New Scooby Doo it changed my entire dream to something Scooby Doo related, and it felt like I spent an eternity in my own head hearing that song loop through the air like it was being played by God himself. I woke up to him still playing it, and to find my friend was at a Simple Plan concert and posted them playing What's New Scooby Doo to his snapchat, and I felt like I was dissociating.
wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
falling asleep to a jerma stream is never a good idea, I did it once and had a nightmare about peeping the horror
@@KoderKat that wasn’t a dream…
did you post this on a different edit to the same stream? i'm getting insane deja vu right now i feel like i've read this exact comment before
Jerma claims another victim
I laughed so hard at the Scooby Doo bit that I completely forgot about the sentient bus bit and now all the horrifying memories are flooding back to me
I too forgot about the sentient bus and how it then turned into Saw, truly just a constant stream of amazing bits from this stream
God bless jerma for taking even one bite of that fondant nightmare for the sake of a bit like 3 people are gonna get
I don't know any lore or have any context for the bit but watching a man eat a glove is something I think anyone can enjoy
"fondant nightmare"
The shoe bit was pretty well known
no one gets it because it never happened, even if he said something about the three stooges in fortnite he NEVER mentioned a glove. he's just a glutton for punishment who loves gaslighting us into believing he lost and has to do this.
He transferred from the sentient car, the scariest bit of the year, to the mildly inconveniencing Jigsaw, the funniest bit of the year.
Jerma has such a refined, complicated sense of humor! Honestly, I love how he is a nearly 40 year old man who acts like he eats a glove and laughs maniacally while crashing digital cars!
@Schrunkley evil version cus stand up fucking sucks
@@schrunkleyevilversion2733 situational humor is a lot easier since you have some 'props' to rely on, as opposed to some comedian just talking at you
@Schrunkley evil version plus I feel like anything can get funnier if it has unnecessary lore, like the Jerma rumble or Ballfondler
In this case he has a history of laughing at horrific car crashes, to the point that it’s a meme
are you real slimer1!?!?? 😱😱😱
Coming up with the "sentient bus" joke and executing it is probably one of the best examples of what kind of streamer Jerma is.
the idea of the scooby van getting absolutely totalled while the only thing you can hear is the scooby gangs theme song is just one of the purest gold bits ever
The way Jerma read “what the hell is he doing” at 2:00 sounded like a grandpa who was shown a TikTok dance for the first time
If I had a nickel for every time Jerma ate an article of clothing on stream, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot; I'm surprised it's only happened twice.
That can’t be right.
I hope Jerma eats more clothing so you can finally escape the poverty he forces onto you - it must be so hard to be under the payroll of a PSYCHOPATH.
honestly, was expecting it to be more
You mean two thousand nickels?
14:31 There's something chilling about those alternating shots of an empty, moving bus with a distorted, mechanical voice tearfully droning "what am I, what am I" in the background. I can FEEL the fear and confusion of that bus.
The depths of Jerma's inability to drive a simulated vehicle astounds me
You’d need to play BeamNG yourself and you’d understand the difficulty too haha
BeamNG is super difficult to drive, I'm giving this DISGUSTING PSYCHO a pass in the interest of fairness
@@blakebrownlee8182 I have. I also have played Sim racing games before so maybe I was just better prepared
@@blakebrownlee8182 Bro I've played it for quite some time, it really aint that hard if youre not deliberately trying to be stoopid
Jerma absolutely plays it up for comedic effect... sometimes
rewatching this is crazy because when he streamed this back in may i was sick with covid and had a fever and my bf put jerma on the tv for me and all i can remember is fading in and out of consciousness while jerma crashed the mystery machine and listened to the scooby doo song for what felt like an eternity
I choked up reading this i just imagine feeling like hell barely conscious and listening to jerma doing the dumbest stuff, probably felt like a fever dream
im genuinely fucking cryimg at the bit with the guy from saw feeling genuinely sorry for "prematurely" hurting the victim. like he is a ride operator and something injured someone.
hi gamer! pls report the first reply to this comment by "ndjerma37" for spam
Fun fact: Crash, the 1996 David Cronenberg movie about a couple who get off to car crashes, was an adaptation of Jerma's autobiography.
James Spader did a really good job portraying Jerma, it was a great casting decision, really put James on the map..
thanks for the info gary
Far too much of this comment is true for me to be comfortable.
The Sentient Bus bit, and the Jigsaw joke that follows, was one of the funniest viewing experiences Jerma has ever made.
Jerma is all of the main cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia rolled into one
Including the rats in the basement
@@That_One_Xatu Especially the rats in the basement.
The fact the he went through the entire stream refusing to stop using exclusively the handbrake while not being able to make simple turns kills me
fun fact currently when this video comes out jerma is flying a plane. his level of comedy is really *taking off*
He got tired of car crashes and moved on to crashing planes R.I.P. Austin Show :(
Heey on my TH-cam channel i do food reviews while I’m high gangy
*shock* an actual funny joke at the top of a jerma video?
He’s currently in a pretty intense blizzard actually. It seems Jerma will be laughing at a real crash pretty soon :,(
@@roach9397 yeah, LA blizzards are rough 😭 praying for him 😔
I love that Jerma's idea of "breakcore" is the SAW theme sped up with random cartoon voices blasting. That's just 21st century humor because of the mental overload.
The first Jigsaw bit killed me. I like how Jigsaw's big threat to "Steve" wasn't killing him with GAS, but instead hiding his toe nail clippers and tweezers in house so he can't find them... how diabolical!
24:26 the campaign trail bit makes me lose my shit every time
I’d like to think all of his food is shaped in some type of clothing article to make him feel better
He's actually wearing a ham sandwich disguised as a tank top for the whole video.
You know he'd break down in tears with stomach pain watching that opening.
A genuine modern classic Jerma stream, Best of the year for sure
name a more iconic duo than him and driving simulators
@@maryfreegirl2029 me and u
@@PkmnTrainerMario619 😳😳😳
mon bazou tho 🤔
Not sure why they bothered uploading this to the YT if theyre gonna cut all the music out
25:25 GOD THE "CURE FOR ADHD" MUSIC PLAYING OVER THE CARS CRASHING MADE ME BURST INTO A FIT OF LAUGHTER
24:50 I love that adorable little "uh oh" as 50 tons of steel comes barreling towards him at 70mph
Y’know Jerma no one would be making “Jerma Laughs at Car Accidents Part 74 (Remastered)” if you could just control yourself every time a sedan with a family four crashed, killing everyone inside
holy crap! it's the game grumps playing Majora's Mask !!!
"LIFE IS JOY, I LOVE-"
―Jeremiah Jr.
14:21 is one of the best bits he's ever done.
Multiple best Jerma bit contenders in this stream
who are yoo
the fact that this man is now behind the wheel of an aircraft worries me to no end
does airplane have whwlll??
Wait what -
@@Ari-8449 he did a airplane stream
"You can't do anything with this car, it's like a toy in your garage"
*Drives it over curbs and inside a large hamster wheel*
-The sentient bus bit was brilliant- every bus bit was brilliant
Every bit in this stream was brilliant
“You guys ARE GONNA laugh. Everyone’s GONNA laugh.”
God I was so scared, it felt like if I hadn’t laughed I would have suddenly been killed.
Underrated moment: jigsaw saying “hold on, freeze, freeze, different idea” and backing up the bus 20:02
I wouldn’t be surprised if that was a real glove and he was just pretending it’s a cake so we won’t know about his glove kink
Jerma chat member comment
@@cyrus2395What a silly Jerma chat member reply
Jerma is the Glove Guy of Halifax confirmed
least creepy jerma fan
Remember chatters and judges, "If the Glove doesn't fit you must acquit!"
If the glove doesn't fit, you must eat it
High-faluting law rhetoric be damned, I'll always believe he stole all that insulin from the Rhode Island Orphanage for the Chronically Diabetic.
I find it funny how he’s like “no I haven’t played this before what are you talking about” and his original video on it is where giant enemy spider comes from which I know is still in his head
that was Next Car Game (that later became Wreckfest)
16:05
In this scene, the director Jeremy uses the camera to add emphasis onto the impact. This man is a master of camera angles!
@ndjerma33when the impostor is sus!
Jerma is like the MCU, if you miss a stream you won't understand the reference in the next one.
Also what the hell is he doing?
Jeremy is good tho
He’s flying a plane rn
Who is he talking to?
How is he alive?
performance art
Every time I get up to the "mystery machine car crash over what's new scooby-doo" bit that goes on for so long, I cannot stop crying from laughter
Genuinely so many parts of this video had me cackling, ill be sure to come back to this video in 20-30 years and give an update on how I remember Jerma
I was disturbed by the sentient bus, unreasonably invested in the bus passenger AI-driver bit, and laughed so hard it hurt at the campaign trail mob, thanks for making me feel emotions Jerma!
Shoutouts to the madlad who saw the police chase with the semi truck and said "put breakcore over this" lmaoo
I’ve been watching so much Jerma lately that when I came across a car crash on my way from the airport I immediately imagined him hysterically cackling and kicking his feet. Stay safe everyone don’t let this PSYCHO control your thoughts!
What a wholesome streamer, my favorite wholesome moment is when Jerma recreates the existential and horrific plot of SOMA in BeamNG
I hope Jerma didn’t look back, he may find another clue
The Saw impression cracks me every time.
GYAS GAS GAGAGA-GAS
Jerma absolutely has more lore than dark souls. Do you know how big of a rabbit hole I had to go down to understand the "Jerma Debt"?
Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!
Jerma’s Jigsaw is one of the funniest goddamn things ever.
Jerma should do a stream where he has fans send in footage of car crashes they did in video games and he has to give them all a rating
Or just irl crashes they got in
The part where jigsaw explains to his victim that he now has to convince the uber driver to voluntarily take part in his weird trap and drive over 40mph as well was so fucking funny.
I've rarely laughed so fucking hard, I was gasping for air for minutes afterwards.
i love how jerma talks about the glove and chooses Spongebob as the victim who was run over and he stole it from, like the only famous cartoon character who DOESN'T wear giant white gloves.
They are going to use this video as evidence in Jerma’s trial.
Your honor the bus was sentient I was not in control of the vehicle
Scooby dooby doo except they’re not going to solve that mystery of what happened to his remains after the countless car accidents
I can't believe he doesn't remember that this is where the "giant enemy spider" joke came from.
Being on the stream live was an extremely funny experience, watching it late at night.
14:30 transformer with dementia be like
Don't worry, Jerma. I, at least, appreciate the seamless transition at 10:43
Jermas anger at not being able to get over the curb is hilarious
Jerma driving head-on into oncoming traffic: "STOP AVOIDING ME WHAT THE *FUCK* ."
DERANGED streamer forces 30,000 people watch him EAT a glove made of HUMAN FLESH while LIVE
Break core completely boosts this psychos tendencies. He becomes extremely dangerous and more unstable then usual.
Do you know what song that was?
@@brandonbailey6407 unfortunately I do not
the scooby doo bit is so simple but it's one of the best bits of 2022
The part with the mystery van shaking violently while the Scooby-gang theme was playing was absolute gold
34:58 I'm so proud of myself that he found my message "there's have to be Jerma penis music" and played it.
Warners Bros owns the Three Stooges, right? That means they could be playable in Multiversus.
The moment when his Jigsaw breaks down into laughter on the car crash is quite possibly the epitome of Jerma's Jerma-ness.
The editor having to edit out the where in the world is Carmen Santiago themesong while jerma silently and enthusiastically jams out to it is hilarious.
Pretty sure that's a youtube tool, like one that lets you mute copyrighted audio. Heard a fair few youtube videos get gaps of completely shit quality because of blacked out copyrighted music.
Fast and Furious is the greatest comedy for Jerma.
btw i appreciate the credits in the description for all the songs, that's how it should be all the time 🙏🙏
The being grossed out by eggs thing is so weird because I swear I just watched him talk about scarfing down eggs
35:20 Jerma asks: “What’s my legacy? Do I have one?”
March 11, 2023 Jerma wins the Legacy award at the 2023 Streamer Awards
where he thought the tire scratches were screams in the song is way too funny
26:45 These series of events were so unbelievable, not even kidding I laughed so hard I threw up a little bit onto my carpet
I appreciate you derailing the video just as hard.
985 versions and the devs still haven't fixed all of the voice synthesizing glitches. At 7:25 the A.I generated streamer even gets stuck in a loop.
Oh my god just from the intro clip once I heard the Scooby Doo music I got so excited. Seriously one of the best streams Jerma has EVER done, just PACKED with 10/10 amazing bits that make me laugh every single time I see them. For those of you who weren't there for this one, there could've been an entirely separate video just for the Scooby-Doo part of the stream, he was on it for like half an hour and then stopped doing it and then WENT BACK TO IT and it was still funny. There's also a Breaking Bad bit that isn't even in this video, like this stream has HUNDREDS of iconic Jerma clips, it is truly a treasure trove
After all of that, the song that gets claimed is Ave Maria.
Yeah he definitely has played this before and he's just forgotten about it
Yo my breakcore song made it into the highlight! Thanks for listening Jerma : )
This is my favorite stream of the year. I couldn't stop laughing
15:43 this bus is unlike any bus youve ever driven - this bus is full of GAS
Jerma driving rwd with even remotely a bit of power is like witnessing xqc trying to comprehend math, they're literally the same
I haven’t watched any jerma so hearing him say “I’m not eating the whole glove I didn’t eat the whole shoe” is a real confusing thing to hear
He is crashing a plane right now.
You should do a hiking stream. Just an hour or two of huffing and clinical commentary.
Oh man, this is one of the few Jerma streams I've watched and my god was it a goddamn classic. Tuned in right at the start of the bus bits, which are probably my all time favorites.
that ahiahiai (38:27) makes me laugh everytime he does it
34:20 "Why did it go up an octave?"
He has never listened to music before
What an intro, literally all the cars falling and then explode while followed by rock music
crazy to think that this guy used to be a part of nascar