Mr. Green's Big Break

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  • @wannabesomeone
    @wannabesomeone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5056

    "Thank you for letting me breathe the same air as you Mr. Green, here's $5,000. Oh by the way, could I borrow $100 to save my child's life?"

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Jonathan Frakes, walking through a smoky set over to a blackjack table: "Would you give a stranger at a casino one hundred dollars...to save the life of their child?"

    • @playedtoomuch5259
      @playedtoomuch5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      "beat it loser"

    • @theoverseer393
      @theoverseer393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Mr Green with 30,000$: Why the hell wouldn’t I?! At worst, I’d be down 100 like a bad bet

    • @here1359
      @here1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      "Mr. Green thank you for saving my child, They grew up to be elon musk here's 924.1^34$

    • @slunkyjones9962
      @slunkyjones9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This comment almost killed me

  • @spicyair710
    @spicyair710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9835

    Mr. Green:
    - gets money from strangers
    - has a crippling gambling addiction
    Jerma:
    - gets money from strangers
    - has a crippling gambling addiction

    • @Luiz997488
      @Luiz997488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      underrated statement

    • @mauldin128
      @mauldin128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      I do not have a crippling gambling addiction you wouldn't understand it.

    • @outlier9099
      @outlier9099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Coincidence? I think NOT

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Mr Green is post-retirement Jerma

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Mr. Green is actually the personification of Jerma’s suppressed greed. If Jerma were to drink one of Doctor Jekyll’s potions, Mr. Green would be given form.

  • @maxweII_demon
    @maxweII_demon ปีที่แล้ว +2327

    Jerma sits in the casino for like 12 minutes and he already has a new name, personality, and goals

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

      Mr. Green wasn't a bit he was doing. He physically transforms the moment he starts gambling, like Dr. Jekyll turning into Mr. Hyde.

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      ​@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthbold of you to assume jerma isn't ALWAYS in mr.hyde mode.

    • @theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961
      @theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jerma once came into my work at subway and after ordering like 3 sandwiches he just appeared in a staff uniform and when I asked if he was the same guy who just ordered 3 of the same sandwiches individually he just looked at me with his eyes squinted and just make a noise of disgust and then proceeded to work on the front placing orders until the end of the shift 30 minutes later and when we called him over to bring the cash box out of the cash register and the whole thing was missing along with a whole box of bags of tuna filling from out of the walk in freezer, eventually we had to close down as he learned all of our shift patterns and scammed everyone at different times on different days and the amount of revenue we lost caused the whole store to be closed down because it appeared that we were just wasting tuna on nothing and making no money, so yeah fuck this guy he’s just some zoinked psycho who doesn’t care about anything but money and weed.

    • @anxia-tea5846
      @anxia-tea5846 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Swordsoulreavermr green is actually the jekyll

    • @Pissgaming5
      @Pissgaming5 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      a coore part of jerma streams is that he just makes up a new person,be it windex chocolate guy,byeah,glue man or even mr. green

  • @crockitz
    @crockitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2558

    jerma's banned from every casino in Vegas cause he's so small he can see under the cards

    • @transitpointmusic
      @transitpointmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He can peek at the hole cards in blackjack

    • @ChiefBigHand
      @ChiefBigHand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      BANNED FOR CARD COUNTING

    • @liketocodev
      @liketocodev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      isnt jerma also banned from every game

    • @jacobfalardeau676
      @jacobfalardeau676 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@liketocodev He's not banned from the slot machines, he's just not able to reach the handle.

    • @paulsween628
      @paulsween628 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +2

  • @bruhlaro5416
    @bruhlaro5416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5548

    Mr. Greenz is who I am when I find a $20 in the parking lot

    • @Gerelos
      @Gerelos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      "Rrraaaaaahhh, I am invincible!"

    • @bruhlaro5416
      @bruhlaro5416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      @@Gerelos NO ONE CAN FUCK WITH MR. GREENZ!

    • @jammerr9464
      @jammerr9464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      “Stacey’s money”

    • @cyborghyena
      @cyborghyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING

    • @DandyDoondin
      @DandyDoondin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@cyborghyena WHAT YOU THINK IM NOT GOOD FOR IT?!

  • @madgoomba2509
    @madgoomba2509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7414

    Mr green is the type of guy who would take off his shoes and socks on a airplane

    • @spencechan
      @spencechan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      To be fair, he'd be on his own private plane

    • @Skellington77
      @Skellington77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      @@spencechan No Mr green would buy the most expensive seat on the plane to show off to the other *peasants*

    • @BambooAcrobatVerte
      @BambooAcrobatVerte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Sorry about the smell. I gotta little toe cheese in dere

    • @Skellington77
      @Skellington77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@BambooAcrobatVerte why did I have to read this with my jellied eyes.

    • @hyperelliptik
      @hyperelliptik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      He'd take off everything and change into a full spa bathrobe attire right in his seat ask the flight attendants to bring him some cucumber slices and expensive avocado lemon face masks (gotta maintain proper green skincare after all)

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7292

    We need him in smash

    • @vinges5255
      @vinges5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      no we dont

    • @RaizerZ
      @RaizerZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      @@vinges5255 we definitely do.

    • @AntiAntYT
      @AntiAntYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      screw waluigi, Mr Green is the true hero.

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@vinges5255 We Do

    • @sheevpalps66
      @sheevpalps66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      When are you and Jerma doing a collab?

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13949

    This is Jerma’s best character, and nobody can tell me otherwise. It’s literally just Jerma if his gambling addiction got even more out of control.

    • @wheeperjeeper
      @wheeperjeeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I'm with you on this one pal! 🤣

    • @Exobiologic
      @Exobiologic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      Jerma after retiring from Twitch with his Bits Fortune

    • @LeortisBooks
      @LeortisBooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      This is a man who chose to live in Las Vegas. His addiction has long since gotten out of control

    • @chickencorp.8976
      @chickencorp.8976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Dr. Jerma and Mr. Green

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@LeortisBooks Jerma is lost to us. Greenz is now inevitable.

  • @OmegaSword4
    @OmegaSword4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5600

    Mr. Greenz is what Jerma sees in the mirror after blacking out and trying to kill Spider Man

    • @loganwilkens973
      @loganwilkens973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      The similarities between jerma and Dafoe are endless

    • @IStandForTJandTAW
      @IStandForTJandTAW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      YOU AND ME COULD RULE THIS CITY SPIDER-MAN.

    • @user-qf2rx8ir3n
      @user-qf2rx8ir3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Samuel. or we can just eat cheetoes

    • @thegame5126
      @thegame5126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@user-qf2rx8ir3n with coffee and chicken?

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      THE HEART, OSBOURNE! WE GO FOR THE HEART!

  • @tomcryer1638
    @tomcryer1638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

    "Mr Green do you feel anything?"
    "g r e e d"

  • @Shemmet
    @Shemmet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4870

    Mr. Green is so good, I love the idea of a character who’s so ridiculously lucky that, even when he’s having a heart attack, it works out in his favor and his luck is basically the only thing keeping him alive.

    • @hengedraws
      @hengedraws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It’s incredible

    • @violetinreal8188
      @violetinreal8188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Nagito Komaeda

    • @squid1712
      @squid1712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Clover (homestuck)

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@squid1712
      >gets a heart attack
      >immediately gains 50 grand

    • @namesurname8474
      @namesurname8474 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mr Green in Danganronpa

  • @harrysweaponizedstupidity72
    @harrysweaponizedstupidity72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    steve was later found with cement shoes in the fountain outside. just standing there with water up to his shins, calling for anyone to help him out

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      They couldn't afford to actually get rid of him lol

    • @yukonhyena2957
      @yukonhyena2957 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      they aren't even cement shoes, Mr. Greenz just tied Steve to some bricks with a shoelace and left him there

    • @popump2617
      @popump2617 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@yukonhyena2957 after of course making sure the shoelaces were improperly tied into knots so they couldn't be easily removed

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@popump2617 this wasn't intentional, Mr. Greenz just does not know how to properly tie his shoes, or rather, he lost any fine control of his fingers after years of necrosis.

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      the mental image has me giggling and kicking my feet

  • @gedcreeper2767
    @gedcreeper2767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    The best part about this is that although Mr. Greenz is a greedy man, every single opportunity he gets to do something nice for some random person, he takes it because he knows that they'll come crawling back with more money for him than what he spent. The strategic genius.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      He won't save a child's life if he only gets 100$ from it

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I prefer to think he actually genuinely wants to help, like that lady with the hurt ankle. Gives him more depth.

    • @bluemutt9964
      @bluemutt9964 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's the old man from Lampoon Vegas Vacation

    • @AiluridaeAureus
      @AiluridaeAureus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hayk3000 I like to think that was more of him trying to teach that one moron a life lesson.

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@lvbboi9 him being a person who genuinely wants to do good but his luck just destroys any chance for him to be selfless is a really neat concept

  • @senjubunny
    @senjubunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    mr green probably smells of garlic, cheap cologne and newly unpackaged poker cards all at the same time

    • @johnsalchichon777
      @johnsalchichon777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      And limes

    • @Cybersharky_
      @Cybersharky_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Degenerate

    • @exetone
      @exetone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      And cigars. Definately cigars.

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And brimstone, preferably the one thats on fire.

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cybersharky_ ehhh, i don't think garlic, cheap cologne, and newly opened poker cards smell isn't enough to warrant calling someone a degenerate

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6727

    I love how Mr. Green's voice gradually becomes MORE human and his personality just goes the complete other way.

    • @bigchuks2240
      @bigchuks2240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

      With humanity he gained malice

    • @HomekittyL2
      @HomekittyL2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      It's a give and take

    • @ssparky544
      @ssparky544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      equivalent exchange

    • @poksocks3803
      @poksocks3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      The Mask

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      A great part that got cut from when they make it to the high-roller suite is Jerma narrating everything in the normal enthusiastic tone he used at the beginning of the game and then switching back to the Mr. Green voice to say “that’s what I still sound like in my head”

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2873

    I've never been to a casino, but now I've learned that you'll probably lose everything if you actually play any of the games. Just hang around until random people give you thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars for little to no reason.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      There’s probably a version of this statement with slightly more actionable knowledge that works in real-life casinos

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      or a hundred dollars if you save a baby's life

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@Hugsloth turn in wallet, 17.500k
      Save life 100

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Lmao. But for real, you can easily make some money in a casino, you just need to keep it in limits. Like if you play for a quarter at slot machines just go when you’ve won or lost 10$, it won’t be the end of the world if you lost and it’s nice if you gained 10$.
      The trick is just to not play too long. Games at casinos are generally engineered to give the casino the slight percentage difference, but of course that doesn’t show with small sample size, so the more games you play after another, the likelier it is that the casino wins in the end

    • @GuineaPigEveryday
      @GuineaPigEveryday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Icetea-2000 yeah i think digital casino's are rlly dangerous becuz of that. I mean it is way too accessible and u just get stuck doing it for hours like those streamers like Trainwrecks. At least with Casino's there is some 'experience' to dressing up or going to the bar or hanging out there with your friends or by urself. There's probably some aspect where u feel like ur in a movie. But online its not like ur at the casino and you have to leave eventually, its right there in front of you and the money you spend isn't physical so it feels less real when u spend a thousand cuz its just a number on a screen.

  • @inspectorcake9637
    @inspectorcake9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    Why does Mr. Green occasionally have weird moments where he realizes how manic other people are

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      He's so busy being the worst and most hectic person in the room, anytime someone surpasses him even for a moment, it catches him off-guard

    • @HyperfixationWizard
      @HyperfixationWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Whenever someone becomes more insane than he is, he has no other coping mechanism but to panic.

    • @willyhoo2946
      @willyhoo2946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      "Here's my life savings, Mr. Green."
      "... t...thanks???????"

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      perhaps the worst parts of insanity are the moments of startling lucidity

    • @Tyler-nr6kl
      @Tyler-nr6kl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      7:33 is great

  • @chrisp3082
    @chrisp3082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3634

    At about 28:31 is the moment where Jerma is no longer playing a character, he has done a full Heisenberg level transformation into Mr Greenz

    • @TinyDev
      @TinyDev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      The metamorphosis is finally complete.

    • @Litepaw
      @Litepaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Alex Jones

    • @allighast9714
      @allighast9714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      This is the moment jerma became no more, he has become Mr Green

    • @austinbrinser1259
      @austinbrinser1259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      “I am not in debt, I AM the debt”

    • @flightsimx
      @flightsimx ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol I was going comment the same thing, as soon I heard this, he literally morphed into Mr Green when he won that money lol

  • @LockheedLazar
    @LockheedLazar ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    "Ah, the greedy grinner... NEVER has insurance.. " pops into my head at least twice a week, the fact that he invokes the greedy grinner as if its an old family saying that's been passed down for generations to guide young Greens on their quest to win big

    • @dagothkronk348
      @dagothkronk348 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      30:33

    • @ladykay-lh7wn
      @ladykay-lh7wn 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@dagothkronk348 the caption is even green

    • @awesomecoolmanepic996
      @awesomecoolmanepic996 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA.
      *The Greedy Grinner.... NEVER HAS INSURANCE!*

  • @chickencorp.8976
    @chickencorp.8976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4363

    The unstoppable force and the immovable object that is Mr. Green

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      like a natural phenomena

    • @2fortsmostwanted
      @2fortsmostwanted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Green's law as defined in physics is that he won't budge from $10

    • @Fantasiado
      @Fantasiado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The unstoppable force is his gambling addiction

    • @jesren6621
      @jesren6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      the only immovable object in mr Green is the plaque build up in his blood vessels

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Fantasiado the immovable object is crippling debt and financial ruin

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2745

    "You're not fired Steve, I'm not a psychopath."
    *20 seconds earlier*
    "Steve Your life is on the line."

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Being jobless and without income is worse than being dead, Green knows this very well.

    • @guyofminimalimportance7
      @guyofminimalimportance7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@shaynehughes6645 Knowing his backstory that is in character.

    • @allighast9714
      @allighast9714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The love and fury of Mr Green comes and goes with the winds

    • @plutoziummmmm
      @plutoziummmmm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@allighast9714 Mr. Greenz probably saw his younger self in Steve. That's likely why he was so merciful.

  • @Muster_Muckee_II
    @Muster_Muckee_II 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    It's my personal head-canon that Mr. Green is the grand uncle to the Greedy Grinner and the entire lineage are just hardcore gamblers with enormously long chins.

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      and green skin

    • @jephthecommissar1634
      @jephthecommissar1634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And big noses

    • @yer6105
      @yer6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Green and retired

    • @vgamer11
      @vgamer11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I believe Jerma mentioned when first typing in the name that Mr. Green is the alter ego of the greedy grinner

    • @ray-ray5163
      @ray-ray5163 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I also like to think that Mr Green is distantly related to Zach Hadels gta5 "green and retired" rich business man character lmao

  • @epic886
    @epic886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I love how Mr. Green’s health just started deteriorating RAPIDLY at the end

    • @hada__02
      @hada__02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loses one bet, fucking dies

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka ปีที่แล้ว +63

      His physical body couldn't handle his immense _form_

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Foreshadowing to him becoming stranded in Australia and surviving only on a diet of limes

    • @AnimatronIsHere
      @AnimatronIsHere 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      His health is directly correlated with the amount of money in his bank account, yet instead of being more healthy with more money, he’s less healthy with more money.

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@AnimatronIsHere This is a story of a cursed man, desperately trying to gamble away all his money while every single patron in the establishment simultaneously tries to give him all of their life's savings

  • @Finfinteo
    @Finfinteo ปีที่แล้ว +462

    I feel that everyone ignores the sad existence of Mr. L,
    Who sat for 2 hours at the ONLY slot machine, went to the blackjack table, lost all of his money, went on a rampage when he tried looking for an ATM, and smashed the slot machine with a crowbar. Was a sad life he lived.

    • @lyric3455
      @lyric3455 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      “He lived by his name:
      L”.

  • @warioware3odst
    @warioware3odst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    if i was on vacation and i saw a giant pickle man dissolving into bile and vomit at the casino tables id leave and never return to vegas

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Dude I'd come back constantly to see such disgusting wonders

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      as if that doesn't already happen in Vegas

    • @severalcakes3267
      @severalcakes3267 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You sure you wouldn’t actually walk up to him and request a sum of $100 for your child’s operation?

    • @noahhansz7658
      @noahhansz7658 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

    • @pineconesnowstorm
      @pineconesnowstorm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that's just jerma though

  • @tylerheineman2393
    @tylerheineman2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2554

    My favorite bit about this stream is how Jerma says to “never hit with cards over 12” but later he proceeds to ignore his own advice *nearly every hand*

    • @Triskitout
      @Triskitout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      there's a second part to the never hit with cards over 12

    • @KaveMan_
      @KaveMan_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Jerma said that but Mr Greenz took over

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Isn’t that bad advice anyways? Like you should always assume the face down card of the dealer is a ten since that’s the statistically most likely and play accordingly, right?

    • @charliek7600
      @charliek7600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Kaanfight 16 is the really breaking point, where you hit or stand based on the card shown. Google blackjack strategy table

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Kaanfight if you always try to beat the dealer the casino is gonna beat you

  • @daanbouman9604
    @daanbouman9604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    Moral conditioning game that rewards you more for being nice to people, than it does for actually gambling

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      It's actually a HAL Labs game iirc. The Kirby guys. If anyone was going to add random acts of kindness to a casino game, it'd be them.

    • @aswertyuiol
      @aswertyuiol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      This game is actually about the importance of mutual aid /j

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@aswertyuiol I mean, if you're trying to impart a good moral lesson in a casino game, "miserly acts beget misery" is probably the best choice aside from "gambling is addictive and you should always be cognizant of how invested you are when you do it."

  • @Blank12456
    @Blank12456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    This might sound like horseshit but I don't care, I was listening to this as I was playing a scratch ticket and won 100 bucks. Mr Green has some powers

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Stop while you still can. Mr. Green is looking for a new body to inherit

    • @fergussteel6171
      @fergussteel6171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Where’s his cut?

    • @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
      @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      My condolences. Mr. Green sends his regards

    • @Mr___f
      @Mr___f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I AM INVINCIBLE

    • @hazmatbp
      @hazmatbp ปีที่แล้ว +47

      you gotta give mr. green that money, you owe it to him

  • @mightyzebra8891
    @mightyzebra8891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    The funniest part to me is how the mere concept of losing, the very nanosecond its processed that Mr Green lost money, gets a violent physical reaction out of him

  • @TyeNee
    @TyeNee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    the sheer joy in this man's soul as soon as he saw "no limit" at the high roller blackjack table lmao

    • @baron1324
      @baron1324 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      that wasn’t joy, that was panic because he knows he can’t control himself lol

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      27:30

  • @cogcrewgrey7592
    @cogcrewgrey7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    I would love an animation of this that just has Mr. Green go from this nervous, young, thin man at the beginning and as he continues to win bigger and bigger he becomes more and more like the ball of fat and grease Jerma describes.

    • @hengedraws
      @hengedraws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That would be incredible

    • @Mama-Luigi
      @Mama-Luigi ปีที่แล้ว +22

      look up jerma's ultimatum. and then watch the original grinch's ultimatum after that probably

  • @connoremery9521
    @connoremery9521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Mr Green is literally just Mr Hyde to Jerma's Dr Jekyll except instead of needing a weird serum to burst forth out of his psyche, all Mr Green needs is any kind of exposure to gambling, even something as simple as a shitty casino game on the SNES

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Instead of dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde it's mr. Hyde and mr. Hyde

    • @chillyavian7718
      @chillyavian7718 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@fukkthisnewupdate8882mr Hyde and dr Hyde

  • @shigekigiosenfao9027
    @shigekigiosenfao9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Mr green be like "AAAAUUEUEEEUEUUREURHGGHRRRRRHGHGHGGGHHHHH . . . I hit"

  • @Vellzi
    @Vellzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    It's an insult that it took this long for MR. GREENZ to make his appearance on the main channel

    • @dedoogy3954
      @dedoogy3954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Main channel? LMAO

    • @Hastur_Carcosa
      @Hastur_Carcosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      "We have to go to the 2020, it's the current year!"

    • @Durandalite
      @Durandalite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Makes me wish these came out before the Jerma Awards.

    • @drugmugger
      @drugmugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      As someone who only watches Jerma on these highlight videos on this channel, it feels like when you're watching an anime and a character everyone loves that was previously only in the manga finally shows up

    • @renbirbattorney8105
      @renbirbattorney8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought at first that this was a follow up video

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay ปีที่แล้ว +124

    10:10 the fact that mr green was not even trying to haggle but brought down the price of the jewel from 5k to 2.5k -- HALF the appraisal, and STILL didn't take it is such a good testament to his character

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Greedy Grinner always gets paid

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    My favourite part of this video is when Mr Green hits a jackpot on the slots and instantly declares that nobody believed in him despite random donations from strangers being the sole reason he was able to stay afloat in the first place

  • @Mozay3D
    @Mozay3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    That Ralph Steadman style thumbnail is INCREDIBLE. One of the best pieces of fan art I’ve seen for Jerma. Captures Mr. Green’s disgusting essence perfectly!

    • @Platitudinous9000
      @Platitudinous9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      You should check out the animatic by the same artist! He's even more gross in motion th-cam.com/video/5qXeJczqy8s/w-d-xo.html

    • @lucidlullaby894
      @lucidlullaby894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I love Steve’s design the most, he’s just a regular dude next to the horrifying figure that is Mr. Greenz

    • @brainard8537
      @brainard8537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Mozay couldn't have been a more perfect time for this vid to come out too cuz I was just watching Fear and Loathing lol

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ralph Steadman because Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas? Otherwise it doesnt really reminds me of his art.

    • @pikaiabattaile4517
      @pikaiabattaile4517 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check out the jerma mr green animatic, I’m pretty sure it’s based on that!

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    The skeletonized body of Mr. Greg Greenz was found in a casino somewhere in Las Vegas only a few days after this video

    • @DandyDoondin
      @DandyDoondin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Its ok hes shedding, hes gonna find a new skeleton soon enough :)

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy fuck my dad is Greg green

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And we live in Vegas?!?

    • @AnOrrangeShirt
      @AnOrrangeShirt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mystery of the Druids reference?

  • @CongaYT
    @CongaYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Jerma jokes are like fine wine, in the sense that if you have enough of them in a short timespan you'll loose your mind

    • @subcumin7410
      @subcumin7410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      If you have too much of them, especially in public, youll start to be socially ostrisized and cut off from your friends and family

    • @clovercurator7997
      @clovercurator7997 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Absolutly destoryed on red wine, sory guys

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh damm. Fortunately I lost my marbles a while back, so I can consume ALL I WANT.

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clovercurator7997 remember, you must consume water during. Yes!

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had more wine. Excellent.

  • @huckleberry7481
    @huckleberry7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Mr. Greenz is just a character that comes out of jerma body if his gambling addiction is active.

    • @crunchytoast4993
      @crunchytoast4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Considering he lives in vegas, mr green has entirly consumed jerma

  • @CrypticRite
    @CrypticRite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    Fun fact: We're having a good time.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    10:08
    I would love to see this animated, the dude not giving in and jerma just getting more and more frustrated, edging closer to him and gritting his teeth every time he says "$10..."

    • @spec7441
      @spec7441 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "T E E E N N. D O L L A R S."

  • @ZatWonGuy
    @ZatWonGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    19:16 I'm just imagining Mr. Greenz _visibly_ searching through his memory to no avail but saying yes anyway

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Let’s all thank HAL Laboratory for developing a Nintendo-platform Las Vegas simulator with the power to absorb a significant fraction of Jerma’s soul and manifest the ultimate avatar of gambling

  • @zambonibob2026
    @zambonibob2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I just like to imagine that Mr.Greenz isn’t even necessary alive. He’s just a corpse so determined to gamble that he refuses to truly die. So while he plays he can feel himself rotting away, but can’t stop playing.

    • @wyrmboi6172
      @wyrmboi6172 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Nurgle's Great UnGreen One

    • @redbuck1385
      @redbuck1385 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The picture of Dorian Greenz

  • @colossalidiot
    @colossalidiot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I love how at 31:09 Mr. Greenz was so upset about losing that he just puked

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And then he puked again at the shock of winning 200000

  • @simplyexpress3981
    @simplyexpress3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    Every time Mr. Green comes to town, I sell my wife and kids just so I can pay my internet bill to watch him. They're really starting to get tired of it, and now my wife is filing for divorce. Thanks, Mr. Green!

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      talk2transformer

    • @heyitsandre9160
      @heyitsandre9160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nostalgia_junkie A small price to pay to watch Mr. Green

    • @larsieboy14
      @larsieboy14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Maybe next time he'll recognize your face! I mean: you gotta give him some money for that...

  • @shadowofthenight7316
    @shadowofthenight7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    28:32 A legend is born

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      35:25 A legend is murdered

  • @jeremyquiros5483
    @jeremyquiros5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    The alien bursting out of Mr. Greenz's chest at 15:36 gets me every time.

    • @very_tired_child
      @very_tired_child 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Legitimately the hardest I've laughed in months

    • @internallyinteral
      @internallyinteral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want to pay some one to animate

    • @weirdcelebass
      @weirdcelebass ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that’s jerma turning into mr green

    • @ally939
      @ally939 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@weirdcelebass it’s just a disgusting, horrifying version of a magical girl transformation sequence

  • @OscarGreenworth
    @OscarGreenworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Oh my fucking god. That thumbnail is simply astounding. I forgot the artist’s name but his depiction of Mr. Green(z) is the only one I’ll accept.

    • @troublewakingup
      @troublewakingup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Slab mangrave (I think)

    • @cheyannei5983
      @cheyannei5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His name is in the description

    • @rustroomofdoom
      @rustroomofdoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i swear to god it’s a homestuck reference. it has to be.

    • @SlabMangrave
      @SlabMangrave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@rustroomofdoom no sorry I only read good comics.

    • @halo7oo
      @halo7oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In my mind Mr. Green looks like Gizmo from Fallout 1, but when he turns into Mr. Greenz he looks like the thumbnail.

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Whoever made the subtitles for this video your a legend having Mr green’s dialogue be colored green.

    • @ErasmusMagnusR
      @ErasmusMagnusR 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Shout outs to the subtitler, beeman

  • @machineboot6748
    @machineboot6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    10:12
    Rick Harrison from pawn stars when literally anyone offers anything for how much it's worth

    • @cyborghyena
      @cyborghyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's spot on, damn.

  • @mokingit578
    @mokingit578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    “I’m gonna do a $1000 crap” now that’s something I’d like to see

  • @__________________________Fred
    @__________________________Fred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    He gave you 17k and you couldn't be bothered to give him 100 back to save his daughter. Thats so Mr.Green

  • @waterpotionguzzler3972
    @waterpotionguzzler3972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Mr Green is actually a pretty swell guy, he gladly took that woman to the emergency room

  • @HalfTheFun_
    @HalfTheFun_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    In my almost 8 years of Jerma characters, mr green is easily top tier.

  • @mmgmagic
    @mmgmagic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I just wanna say that Jerma sacrificed $400,000 dollars for the joke at 35:30 and it completely worked out.

  • @tatertot64
    @tatertot64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    19:38 "Yeah das me" cracks me the fuck up every time.

  • @Smojo10
    @Smojo10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    Took ya long enough 2ndjerma editors. We love you. *blows kiss

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    25:12 I don’t know if it was intentional, but I love the sinister look of this woman’s design. She has the expression of a demon inviting Mr. Green deeper into sin.

  • @capriottimultimedia
    @capriottimultimedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    There is something deeply compelling about the thumbnail art

    • @capriottimultimedia
      @capriottimultimedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This figure views the blackjack table as a puzzle, a problem to solve, not a game of risk and reward. A career man caked in the green fuzz that flew off the table over the years, a man whose unblinking stare followed dealers hands across the board for long nights and seared his eyes yellow and red. He has a cigar for breakfast and chips for dinner; the chips are worth more than the dollar, because the chip in his hand in this place can make more of itself than a dollar can.

  • @huntercasey1995
    @huntercasey1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This was a slow burn of a video if I've ever seen one. It gets funnier as the line between Jerma and Mr. Green gets blurrier and the stakes get higher. A masterpiece

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Everyone just randomly giving Mr Green tons cash like he's a girl streaming from a hottub has to be the best part of this.

  • @justaguy4311
    @justaguy4311 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jerma individually selects every odd number instead of just betting on odd

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    mr green is the real jerma finally breaking through

    • @SomeRandoQuacko
      @SomeRandoQuacko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MANIACAL STREAMER finally shows his TRUE COLOURS after getting DEVOURED by his own, internal GAMBLING ADDICTION then BETS and LOSES ENTIRE AUDIENCE IN BLACKJACK.

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Of all the lines he says as Mr. Green the one that makes me laugh the hardest is when the dealer says “mr green you can’t just throw up all over the table” and he replies “I know I can’t but,, somebody will come help me” like he can’t even help himself he’s just this horrid greedy monster who needs others to clean up his Double Down 200k loss panic vomits

  • @shitmultiverse1404
    @shitmultiverse1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The part where he's having an heart attack and they misunderstand what he's saying was genius. I'm genuinely surprised at how quickly he can come up with bits

  • @BigCaj
    @BigCaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    jerma finally lives out his dream of being the “slime guy” streamer

    • @troublewakingup
      @troublewakingup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm sure you're aware of this but I'm pretty sure this was before that. (I think)

  • @rageus4731
    @rageus4731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I lost it at a “And then a smoke a full cigar in one drag.”

  • @dennybennis
    @dennybennis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    Saying "chat doesnt understand blackjack" after standing on 14 and then assuming only 20 viewers are zoomers is a really underrated series of events

    • @Pigness7
      @Pigness7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I mean, he still won on a 14.

    • @dennybennis
      @dennybennis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@Pigness7 yeah, you got me there lmfao

    • @williamkline6450
      @williamkline6450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean if he hit he would have gone bust.

    • @dennybennis
      @dennybennis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@williamkline6450 Easy to say in retrospect, but in the moment 14 just leaves a a really uncomfortable gap. IMO worth the risk to try for one more card, but it does get dicey around the 15/16 mark.

    • @williamkline6450
      @williamkline6450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@dennybennis if the dealer has an up card of a 4,5, or a 6, it’s common for gamblers to stand. 4 5 and 6 have high bust rates for dealers. Which is what he also said right after the clip ended

  • @SethMann002
    @SethMann002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    on may 27th 2021, Mr. Greg Greenz died on a hospital bed due to the prices and having no insurance. his last reported words were: "the greedy grinner never needs insurance!"

  • @sock2828
    @sock2828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I like how chat was giving wrong advice for a mathematically solved game.

  • @VikingPoodle
    @VikingPoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Christ I have a headache from laughing so hard. How you managed to tell this Mr.Greenz story via improv through a stupid SNES game is incredible. Your the best streamer hands down

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he also created BF Bugleberry through improv off a literal 1 line joke during this and he turned into the most hated to the most loved character over the course of 1 stream.

    • @ghostgirl918
      @ghostgirl918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@disposable_income_andy Is this the orgin of Bugleberry?!?!?

  • @jimmythethird5514
    @jimmythethird5514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I don't know why, but the music just makes this 10 times funnier

  • @LetLiveEverything
    @LetLiveEverything 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I'll never be able to go to a casino again without talking to myself like a jackass pretending I'm Mr. Green. It is now part of the experience and infinetely more fun.

  • @jaketheletterd
    @jaketheletterd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Mr green accidentally winning black jack while experiencing heart failure and then near instantly proceeding to blow all of his money after he recovers is probably my favourite bit in all of both youtube and twitch

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    6:20 now I got the image in my head of Mr. Green inhaling an entire cigar in one breath.

  • @jake1316
    @jake1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Mr Green on 2ndjerma? Hallelujah!

  • @eruu
    @eruu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    3:46 "If you have a 12 or more, do not do anything. Stand, don't hit."
    Cuts to Jerma *immediately* hitting on 14 and losing everything

    • @legoboy7825
      @legoboy7825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He meant vs a 4, 5, 6 not vs a 10.

  • @cazer194
    @cazer194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Only after watching this 2 times I've come to realize that immersion wouldn't be 100% if he had the webcam on

  • @shibuishibui3706
    @shibuishibui3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I got a "problem gambling" advertisement before this video started lmao

    • @eliastew9636
      @eliastew9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got 3 as my mid roll ads

  • @SpaceSmurf3000
    @SpaceSmurf3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The music being too loud in the beginning really enhances the nightmare feeling of losing all your money at the casino

  • @Tumer74
    @Tumer74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    32:24
    I can't tell if he says " I heard it " or " I hurted " and knowing Jerma I can't reason within my head which he actually said because both are believable in the context.
    Gold.

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Jerma is such a talented method actor. He spent his whole life preparing for the role of Mr. Green by being an ACTUAL gambling addict.

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Mr.Green is such a nice guy, hey Jerma! HERE'S 400,000$!

  • @wheeperjeeper
    @wheeperjeeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    4:21 The birth of a legend

  • @MythrilMann
    @MythrilMann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    So this is what happened to Silly Zilly Zonka. I remember his chocolate company, I greatly enjoyed his custom-made Tart of the Moon bars. What a shame to see him in such a state.

  • @eminc4135
    @eminc4135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    *How to win at poker*
    Wear sunglasses
    Wear a hat
    Wear your outdoor jacket indoors, just like the kid in your class who always showed up late to class
    Smile when your mad

  • @JasonNoel-nw2fx
    @JasonNoel-nw2fx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Shout out to whoever subbed this and made sure Mr. Green’s subtitles were indeed green

    • @ErasmusMagnusR
      @ErasmusMagnusR 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All credit goes to beeman

  • @sasmosstheinbred8624
    @sasmosstheinbred8624 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i love how jerma is literally playing two characters, and simultaneously plays a hand of black jack at 32:16 is not only hilarious, but it is genius

  • @rednefarious6968
    @rednefarious6968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    28:07 Jerma this casino is crooked the guy pulled 3 aces and 2 of them were the Ace of Spades. If I was you I'd demand a new sealed deck or to check his sleeves.

    • @ComicaPaloozaStudios
      @ComicaPaloozaStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's more than one deck in the shuffle when you play blackjack, usually several; that's how they try to prevent card counting

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Wait wait wait, this ISN'T chocolate factory part 2?
    Please tell me we're getting chocolate factory part 2
    The TH-cam crowd deserves to see the lime incident

    • @Gullington
      @Gullington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The full stream is up on TH-cam somewhere. Further proof of Jermas gambling addiction

    • @whateveryousayfam5240
      @whateveryousayfam5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lime.....incident...? Oh god I can only imagine.

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I'm not surprised, but I'm still worried by the words "Lime Incident"
      Edit: That's the dumbest way to end a game in a _while_

    • @spencechan
      @spencechan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The people needed the Mr.Greenz backstory to fully appreciate the lime incident

    • @troublewakingup
      @troublewakingup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@whateveryousayfam5240 it's just as bad as it sounds.

  • @stevaniel6729
    @stevaniel6729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The way he just says "Steve!" at the end is filled with a malevolent energy

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Slab Mangrave's Mr. Green will always be the definitive Mr. Green look

  • @ConnorEverything1997
    @ConnorEverything1997 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The undisputed best moment is at 33:04 when chaos is ensuing, he wins, and Steve emphatically yells "Mr. Green you've won!"

  • @Chaft015
    @Chaft015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jerma 985 : "Another cult character that will make a fine addition to my Rumble."

  • @vriskaserket888
    @vriskaserket888 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the Mr Green voice being subtitled in green is a nice touch

    • @ErasmusMagnusR
      @ErasmusMagnusR 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can thank beeman for that ingenious solution

  • @youreadthisinyourmindright2604
    @youreadthisinyourmindright2604 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like to think Mr. Greenz become greener because of all the pukes he's collecting inside.

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Casinos in media: full of excited young folks having fun.
    Casinos in reality: mostly empty, but there's some depressed old people pumping money into the slot machines.

    • @ethanalspencer7294
      @ethanalspencer7294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Economy and cost of living has been dogshit for so long the only people who can afford to play the penny slots are retirees

    • @turkishjanitor3666
      @turkishjanitor3666 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And ofc there's Mr Green

  • @Burschlag
    @Burschlag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I once saw a guy in a casino placing bets on half of the roulette table. Maybe I actually met Mr. Green.

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment ปีที่แล้ว

      Was he a short dude with a barely perceptible Bostonian accent and a dachshund?
      Cause if so, you did.