@Shane yyyyyyeah actually you're right, I did. I must've made that comment late at night or something, not realizing who the person I was replying to had replied to.
At first i thought maybe he was referring to some stupid internet thing or just making a joke but towards the end of the garlic rant it finally struck me
I never thought of jerma behind the wheel of an actual irl car until he mentioned driving a Civic. This car crash obsessed PSYCHO could be out there driving among us... truly terrifying
I like how earlier in the stream he said that if he did this in real life he would fall into a ravine and the camera would just point up into the sky and the stream ended exactly in that scenario
The solid like 30 seconds of building up looking out the window like he's about to do something and make sure no one's watching was more climactic than what even happened.
My favorite bit was when jerma said pools weren't made of concrete, learned that they were made of steel, and instead focused on the fact they were also made of plant byproduct
The best part is that I don't even think the thing he was complaining about in-game was even a pool, it was filled with dirt and rubble. I think it may have been the top to a sub-surface tank or something.
i'm pretty sure he meant inflatable pools, then found a search result about full-sized pools, and then assumed that resin meant that plastic material that they use for inflatable stuff
He says "swaydoh science" which would be understandable if he grew up saying it that way and its hard to kick the habit and whatnot but the reason he actually says it is because "its fun to say it that way" which i think he should be imprisoned for
Okay wait, Jerma has a heavily reduced stream schedule as of recently and has mentioned the idea of running secret channels as "The Slime Guy" and as a "Kids Content-Creator"... What are the odds that he is doing this RIGHT NOW, and none of us have ANY idea. Just a thought...
he could pull it off too i think. he just has to use a very weak voice filter and maybe an accent and he could be some random twitch streamer #484958493848 and we'd never know.
The problem is he specifically wanted it to be like "The Otto Show" or whatever or make Otto the protagonist, and he wanted to do all the voices himself. If you found that channel, you'd recognize it was him immediately.
I love how we’re such an awful and stupid audience just as a collective that we make Jerma, an actually intelligent person, question his sanity on a regular basis
I love how absurdly hostile and accusatory chat is to Jerma and he just takes it so easily. They constantly gaslight him. Honestly his chat moves so fast I don't know how he reads anything
Streamer who's never left house buys expensive graphics card from scalper with laundered money and plays pirated games (to subsidise the markup) to simulate what it would be like if he was a full time laborour, starts screaming "No! No! No!" when the voices in his head mock him for believing role-playing as a hard worker with a wife, family and friends means nothing and it's all just a way to cope, and establishes an alternate reality in his head where he's an Internet celebrity known as 'the sus guy' to give him temporary relief from his crushing lonely life
36:00 I asked this and he never told me yes or no and my grandpa really wanted to see him eat The Big Hotdog, he was really sad when he was watching the stream and ignored my question. ):
theres only one reason id ever want to see jerma stream among us. and thats if its a charity goal thats the highest one. like stupidly high. like enough to pay the debt high. and its for one single match for among us and if the game crashes that still counts
It would have to genuinely find the cure for cancer and dimentia in a single pill that tastes like a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie and even then he could just quit from the main menu because technically he played among us
@@_V.Va_ when you say red is the impostor but you're red!!!! 👩🚀👩🏻🚀👩🏼🚀👩🏽🚀👩🏾🚀👩🏿🚀👨🚀👨🏻🚀👨🏼🚀👨🏽🚀👨🏾🚀👨🏿🚀😜🤪🤨🧐🤓😎🤩😏😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩😢😭😤😠😡🤬🤯😳😱😨😰😥😓🤗🤔🤭🤫🤥😶😐😑😬🙄😯😦😧😮😲😴🤤😪😵🤐🤢🤮🤧😷🤒🤕🤑🤠😈👿👹👺🤡💩👻💀☠️👽👾🤖🎃
@@Dorelaxen Otto puts foil on the counter to stop Jerma from reaching up at 3am and eating his dog food as a "convenient and tasty midnight snack" as he told his psychiatrist (who is also Otto).
He hated the original sus face even tho it was such a meme spectacle. But here he is again with version 2. He really brings it on himself doesn't he...
Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank. I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it. Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
You remember when the overflow glitch was discovered that let the piece value circle around from pawn to any piece you wanted, like a new queen? They tried to play that off as a feature too.
They don't salt the roads where I deliver mail, which makes winters a 𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓢𝓢. Grumman LLV mail trucks are 2,700lb. of aluminum, so they slide out and get stuck if you look at them funny.
Jerma just reenacted the Sorcerer/Wages of Fear movie in his live-stream, with his slow descent into insanity while he takes unnecessarily treacherous routes and has his cargo destroyed.
Im never able to catch the live streams so I always end up watching these before bed and I often fall asleep to them. It's gotten to where I get tired at the sound of his voice
@@JacobKinsley I think "bags" refers to air-suspension, which can raise or lower the car using a compressor (I think!) So it can be a COOL streetcar that is really low to the ground B)
There's at least some truth to the "garlic-brain" tangent. My mother eats a lot of garlic, and she smells pretty strongly of it all the time. It drives my father and sister crazy.
compact streamer provides internet with proof why he shouldn't be trusted with any vehicle bigger than a moped and admits to staring at himself in the mirror during fights with subscribers
It is a treat to watch the character arc of Jerma learning why roads exist and why you don't drive through the forest.
Must be a libertarian
We need the irl driving stream
@@TheF224 I believe a chatter mentioned that idea once, but jerma didn’t like it
@@alainapristine3305 He doesn't like the idea of government leaving him the heck alone?
@Shane yyyyyyeah actually you're right, I did. I must've made that comment late at night or something, not realizing who the person I was replying to had replied to.
Jerma pronouncing Pseudoscience as sway-do-science is gold. especially right after he says “i’m the smartest in the room”
ore-gone
Suede oscience
At first i thought maybe he was referring to some stupid internet thing or just making a joke but towards the end of the garlic rant it finally struck me
Blue suedoscience shoes
Omg I didn't know it's pronounced soo-doh science
I never thought of jerma behind the wheel of an actual irl car until he mentioned driving a Civic.
This car crash obsessed PSYCHO could be out there driving among us... truly terrifying
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@Mortslip Imagine Jerma seeing a random driver blinklessly staring at him
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It's worth pointing out that during this stream he was stuck in those trees for at least an hour.
Dear god.
It was because there were mirrors everywhere
I like how earlier in the stream he said that if he did this in real life he would fall into a ravine and the camera would just point up into the sky and the stream ended exactly in that scenario
Foreshadowing
rigged stream exposed
The solid like 30 seconds of building up looking out the window like he's about to do something and make sure no one's watching was more climactic than what even happened.
My favorite bit was when jerma said pools weren't made of concrete, learned that they were made of steel, and instead focused on the fact they were also made of plant byproduct
The best part is that I don't even think the thing he was complaining about in-game was even a pool, it was filled with dirt and rubble. I think it may have been the top to a sub-surface tank or something.
I feel like there are absolutely concrete pools and the steel ones he learned about are the above ground kind
He also got rosin confused with resin lol
@@henrg my above ground pool was made of thin rubber that was really tough, either way the other material was aluminum which isn't a hard metal at all
i'm pretty sure he meant inflatable pools, then found a search result about full-sized pools, and then assumed that resin meant that plastic material that they use for inflatable stuff
Calling the town a "pubg neighboorhood" at 7:00 is such an accurate but out of the blue observation. Thank you jeremy.
All those hours playing PUBG on his iPad paid off
JEREMY
@@Dawid-ud1qh ELBERSTSON.
He says "swaydoh science" which would be understandable if he grew up saying it that way and its hard to kick the habit and whatnot but the reason he actually says it is because "its fun to say it that way" which i think he should be imprisoned for
insane person mindset
he also pronounces oregon as oraygone like it's some sort of elvish name
in-FINN-it
@@argnator inf, innit?
I pronounce lootcrates like socrates for the same reason
"Do this in real life? I would've died an hour ago."
Gotta respect a man who knows his limits.
Knows his limits or acknowledges his...intelligence.
Its much better than "nah im a really good truck driver bro trust me" and then seeing him in a 11foot8 compilation
Love how jerma waited until "sus amogus" was a completely dead meme before embracing it lol.
unironically the most genius way to approach that problem
The sus meme will never die in this community cuz he keeps fucking fueling it
the sus among us meme was dead on arrival.
@@antipsychotic451 true
Coming back to this after the among us stream haha
Jerma having face cam is like his rearview mirror in The Long Drive LMAO
the first time i've seen anyone acknowledge my most referenced jerma bit. his terrified face in the rear view i've coined as simply "dread"
Don't know if it was the first time he did it, but the Crew 2 stream before moving to Vegas also had this joke.
history repeated itself
Jerma trying to comprehend truck physics is a sight to behold
Okay wait, Jerma has a heavily reduced stream schedule as of recently and has mentioned the idea of running secret channels as "The Slime Guy" and as a "Kids Content-Creator"... What are the odds that he is doing this RIGHT NOW, and none of us have ANY idea.
Just a thought...
he could pull it off too i think. he just has to use a very weak voice filter and maybe an accent and he could be some random twitch streamer #484958493848 and we'd never know.
@@mongrel_97 Or upload no commentary Disney egg unboxing videos to youtube. Hell, he might've been doing it for years for all I know.
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You mean I might be getting exposed to Jerma content without my consent or knowledge? Terrifying
The problem is he specifically wanted it to be like "The Otto Show" or whatever or make Otto the protagonist, and he wanted to do all the voices himself. If you found that channel, you'd recognize it was him immediately.
Jerma's really changed. When i first started watching him, he would never brag about his disposable income or pirate a game. Sad to see.
The only games jerma hasn't pirated are the Nancy drew games and the darksouls
fame really changed him 😔
Or do _drugs._
@@_V.Va_ he is always high
the jerma i knew didnt zerk off on stream :(
I love how we’re such an awful and stupid audience just as a collective that we make Jerma, an actually intelligent person, question his sanity on a regular basis
another ACTOR, PAID OFF by INSANE NARCISSIST to POLLUTE polite conversation!
we're like 10,000 abusive girlfriends
@@Gannoh And boyfriends. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
systematically gaslighting jerma
if you saw Jerma licking a window you would say chat drove him to it instead of acknowledging the truth
His gameplay was truly upper-decker in this video
Every jerma video that has a Simpsons title bit is garunteed to be a good stream
i love how chat is always interrogating jerma for no reason, like everything he does is now sus by association. assusciation if you will
Sus, you say?
@@_V.Va_ 😳
Glad he finally started vlogging his morning commute
“Why are you calling it upper decker? Are you like taking a shit in someone’s toilet tank or something??” Made me laugh lore than it should have
D E E P E S T L O R E
3:04 I can never hear "Gas" from Jerma without thinking of that one incident.
*_G H Y E A S S_*
I love how absurdly hostile and accusatory chat is to Jerma and he just takes it so easily. They constantly gaslight him. Honestly his chat moves so fast I don't know how he reads anything
The best way that Jerma’s chat could be described is ‘Tsundere Andies’
Jerma is like the Ted Bundy of twitch
Ban this guy.
Except not handsome or charming. And also 5 feet tall max
@@DancingTron5 that's just a description of Ted bundy
@@JacobKinsley Ted Bundy is literally famous for being an exceptionally handsome and charming serial killer
@@Leto_0 he looks like a Jimmy neutron character
Streamer who's never left house buys expensive graphics card from scalper with laundered money and plays pirated games (to subsidise the markup) to simulate what it would be like if he was a full time laborour, starts screaming "No! No! No!" when the voices in his head mock him for believing role-playing as a hard worker with a wife, family and friends means nothing and it's all just a way to cope, and establishes an alternate reality in his head where he's an Internet celebrity known as 'the sus guy' to give him temporary relief from his crushing lonely life
Short, sweet and to the point.
Plus, relatability.
@@_V.Va_ is this positive feedback or comments on how to improve I can't tell
This is so potently depressing and has pushed me toward the edge of something existential. Good work man.
The only sus people need is sustainability and sustenance
40:42 is a solid candidate for worst noise
agreed
36:00 I asked this and he never told me yes or no and my grandpa really wanted to see him eat The Big Hotdog, he was really sad when he was watching the stream and ignored my question. ):
Jerma is off his meds again
between the squawking and the obsession with his own mirror reflection, jerma could very possibly be part budgie
43:14 I love how the comment really clearly meant "what does the character look like" but Jerma's just like MEEEEEE??
Jerma's intense hatred for facecam makes me feel like I'm hearing the thoughts of a parakeet attacking the mirror in its cage
You mean people DON'T usually feel an immeasurable hatred towards their own reflection every time they walk past a mirror?
theres only one reason id ever want to see jerma stream among us. and thats if its a charity goal thats the highest one. like stupidly high. like enough to pay the debt high. and its for one single match for among us and if the game crashes that still counts
It would have to be the most wholesome charity out there, like finding homes for limbless kittens or something
It would have to genuinely find the cure for cancer and dimentia in a single pill that tastes like a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie and even then he could just quit from the main menu because technically he played among us
I love how he says he can’t add 6+4 in less than *ten* seconds specifically
There's being a narcissist, and then there's literally being obsessed with your own reflection like Narcissus from the story.
NarciSUS.
@@_V.Va_ when you say red is the impostor but you're red!!!! 👩🚀👩🏻🚀👩🏼🚀👩🏽🚀👩🏾🚀👩🏿🚀👨🚀👨🏻🚀👨🏼🚀👨🏽🚀👨🏾🚀👨🏿🚀😜🤪🤨🧐🤓😎🤩😏😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩😢😭😤😠😡🤬🤯😳😱😨😰😥😓🤗🤔🤭🤫🤥😶😐😑😬🙄😯😦😧😮😲😴🤤😪😵🤐🤢🤮🤧😷🤒🤕🤑🤠😈👿👹👺🤡💩👻💀☠️👽👾🤖🎃
Jerma may not be able to read an analog clock
But he also can't reach the top drawers of his kitchen.
Rumor is someone had to put down aluminum foil on the counters to keep him from climbing onto them to get the cookies in the cupboards.
@@Dorelaxen Otto puts foil on the counter to stop Jerma from reaching up at 3am and eating his dog food as a "convenient and tasty midnight snack" as he told his psychiatrist (who is also Otto).
Wait, really? He can't read analog??
@@_V.Va_ He's usually too zonked for it
the fact that cars have multiple mirrors should be terrifying to anyone near a road with a possible jerma sighting
jerma is basically describing himself as medusa. show him a mirror, and he'll turn to stone.
He gets hard.
Local man wasn’t enraged enough by making himself a meme the first time, becomes a repeat offender
43:16 btw
I can’t imagine something scarier than seeing jerma on the road
He hated the original sus face even tho it was such a meme spectacle. But here he is again with version 2. He really brings it on himself doesn't he...
i can’t believe that jerma finally admitted to loving being the sus guy in this video
the long drive really have transcended into jerma's drivability
Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.
I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.
Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
We should ask Jerma what he thinks, since he’s been around since Chess was first released. He has the most well-informed opinion
@@blueluma6187 Yes 🦏🥛
Queen piece OP. Pls nerf.
You remember when the overflow glitch was discovered that let the piece value circle around from pawn to any piece you wanted, like a new queen? They tried to play that off as a feature too.
Love how one guy was able to neg him into turning on face cam lmao.
They don't salt the roads where I deliver mail, which makes winters a 𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓢𝓢. Grumman LLV mail trucks are 2,700lb. of aluminum, so they slide out and get stuck if you look at them funny.
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*_aluminum slides off_*
he'd be so bad at among us, he's so bad at lying, like that time he said he wasn't a furry
"Red is sus! I saw his fat ass squeezing through the vents!"
"I'm not the imposter!" *runs away as his dumptruck claps*
I wish he'd stop pretending.
VAIN streamer is OBSESSED with his own reflection in the mirror
idk why but i feel like jerma lives on a different timelime, even videos from 3 years ago feel like they could be recent and viceversa
Jerma, as a person, is truly evergreen.
Did this streamer really just describe the way Narcissus dies when he's trying to explain who he is?
Absolutely giga-smonked streamer rants about the utility of resin for 10 minutes straight as onlookers stare in horror
12:55 jerma thats a concrete planter, not a "pool"
dirt pool
Jerma could have literally just said that the 3090 was a business expense. That's all he had to do
JERMA not OVER COMPLICATING simple matters? Unheard of.
“Ive played Oregon Trail I’ll be fine” same jerma985 that drowned in 2 ft of water
Jerma is gonna freak out when he finds out about fire pits
Jerma just reenacted the Sorcerer/Wages of Fear movie in his live-stream, with his slow descent into insanity while he takes unnecessarily treacherous routes and has his cargo destroyed.
This video marks where the second channel has more videos than the main channel
Just noticed that myself.
"Swaydo science"
Yeah, it's gonna take a while to live that one down
This is a quality, well-balanced episode of Jerma.
It irks me that jerma would 1000 times prefer being the sus guy than anyone see the original unedited image
all I could hear when he tipped the truck on the little wooden bridge, was May yelling "CLARKSON!"
40:43 wow the wildlife sound effects in this game are amazing
WARNING! JUMPSCARE AT 43:16
VERY SUSPECT, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Do you think the lack of a custom thumbnail for this video is just the channel runners seeing how many views they can get with "sus" in the title
“He will never make the Sus Face 2.0”
Cereal
This madman really burned 20 gallons of fuel inching through the trees 💀
Im never able to catch the live streams so I always end up watching these before bed and I often fall asleep to them. It's gotten to where I get tired at the sound of his voice
It's the same for my wife :D I always watch some Jerma in bed, so she associates it with falling asleep now.
Introducing car fry 6
31:14 Society Sus Man lets out his inner Joker, once again.
Unhinged MANIAC screams about RESIN for 17 MINUTES
I was wondering how he could derail this simple game and he immediately tries detonating a gas station
9:25 Jerma is the Little Nightmares final boss confirmed
The garlic has been taking him over this whole time
So cool this 'jerma' guy payed tribute to the Sus Guy
I would actually download TikTok if it meant I could watch Jerma invent a new dance every week
I think I'm feeling actual heartbreak over how god-awful his Heavy impression was
chat was on attack mode this stream damn
23:03 was uncalled for. shit was tos, idk how he is still on twitch. this is not a pornsite.
the only upside to being garlic brained is that zombies wouldnt find it very tasty
Plants vs Zombies attests to that.
Jerma creating a children's TH-cam channel that becomes more popular than his main is unnerving to me because it sounds plausible.
This channel IS the children's channel
I’d like to imagine Jermas civic is on bags with phat subs in the trunk, and one of those tow straps screwed into the bumper
This comment made me realise I know nothing about car customisations
The bags aren't actually bags it's just that the civic can't contain his dumptruck
@@JacobKinsley I think "bags" refers to air-suspension, which can raise or lower the car using a compressor (I think!) So it can be a COOL streetcar that is really low to the ground B)
@@jaredbussiere5986 I think you are right sir
"You can't blame everything on drugs and mirrors" Jerma 2022
9:40 WHAT IS HE A GORGON
he's an orgon
"This is too low of a truck."
"Nah I'll be fine...
Is the water too low?"
He made it but...sheesh. Jerma, man.
he's gonna run out of [GYAS]
"Tonight at 7 [GYAS] brained streamer works blue collar job while being harassed by imaginary viewers"
7:43 "i'm going to run out of *GAS* doing this!"
25:00 "PHIL WHAT THE HELL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THAT DELIVERY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN 12 MINUTES AND YOU HAVE BEEN GONE FOR 5 DAYS?!!?!?
that one guy mentioned vengabus and now i can't unhear it every time he honks
When Jerma smokes weed, he makes IT stoned.
Can we please start referring to Jerma like we would Chuck Norris back in the day? Feels like there’s some funny potential in that
@@gleetR When Jerma gets bit by a vampire, it becomes SUS!
Oh my god you just brought up so many memories. I feel real old now but at least I'm not a boomer like Jerma
@@gleetR "Jerma died 5 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him."
I like how his "I'm not rich" essentially says "I'm even richer".
30:57 famous last words.
There's at least some truth to the "garlic-brain" tangent. My mother eats a lot of garlic, and she smells pretty strongly of it all the time. It drives my father and sister crazy.
she tastes of it too
@@benjaminmorris7159 🤨
compact streamer provides internet with proof why he shouldn't be trusted with any vehicle bigger than a moped and admits to staring at himself in the mirror during fights with subscribers
Truly a garlic brain swaydoughscience stream.
What Jerma said about facecams is so based. My friends tell me to turn on my cam in discord and it’s so hard to not be constantly insecure
Being looked at annoys me and I don't know why.
How is that based?
@@alecmcchesney How is it not?
@@_V.Va_ That's not how burden of proof works.
“Swaydo science” is freaking me out
you defeat a jerma the same way you beat a basilisk
42:41 call of the void
Jerma, you actual cycle path.
21:25 Jermastreams conditioned me to think of Six Flags when that sound played
Psycho streamer talks to the voices in his head while driving
This one goes out to all my suade-o-science believers out there.