That long take was way better than this video imo. I could watch that over and over, it was so chill yet had all the highlights, with none of the fluff of the 7 hour stream. Best 4 hour video of Jerma yet.
"I want to keep this guy around. What's his name? Pace. I didn't even know his name..... but we are good fucking friends." *Pace immediately turns into a thing* Was always my favorite part in the vod lmao
The streams of this game were some of the best he's ever done and not just from the thing face. Him being stuck in the stairwell near the end of the game was the funniest shit ever.
The choice of title is causing TH-cam to recommend me the 2016 "horror" movie "The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta". This was not something I or anyone else ever needed to know existed.
Tips for anyone who ever plays this game: 1. Never test anyone to see if they're infected. 2. Don't. You won't get past the level Jerma quit on. I recognized that level while Jerma was still in the *vents*. That is how bad that level is.
@@sawyere2496 It's a funny game. Every time your one of your teammates gets hit by a "thing", there's something like a 50% chance they will be infected. Basically, if one of your teammates gets hit in a fight, they're infected. There are also some that are scripted to be infected at certain points. So yeah, not much point in testing anyone.
@@Dr.Oofers iirc in the original movie, The Thing ate the guys and then assimilated their form. It wasn't quite a virus as an organism where every cell was sentient and had self preservation instincts. Given this is correct, they fucked it up hard.
This is up there with Kane and Lynch, A Way Out, and Simpsons Hit and Run for top 5 streams of all time, I’m so glad this is finally uploaded on the main channel
Denial: It's not real Anger: Holy shit is that real? No it's not Bargaining: Gimme a real one, there's a real one Depression: Holy shit you've gotta be kidding me Acceptance: I thought I looked like that for real
I just love the thought of his friends being turned into aliens whenever Jerma takes his eye off them for 1 second. Most incompetent friends you could ever have.
The thing face is a close second for the funniest jerma bit ever, first place going to him triggering that little kid to run into a cabinet over and over and crying because he was laughing so hard
Oh hell yeah! These are my absolute favorite Jerma streams. They never cease to make me puke in my mother's bed laughing. That impossible boss fight in the storage room is the peak of comedy.
For the reading out loud thing in the start: its because when everyone's eyes are on you your main focus is your performance, not the actual material. This isnt much of a problem if you're reading by yourself.
15:23 We should trick Jerma into making a cheese maze mouse house in House Flipper specifically because of this line, and when he's in the middle of it someone sends him this clip
Funny thing about the difficulty, Jerma's playing the game with the hardest settings on (where he doesn't get auto-aim or enemy health bars). So he's even if he had picked "easy" he still would have been playing through this game in the most challenging way possible.
I remember these streams and oh my God were they some of the most hilarious hours I've ever spent watching Jerma. They were genuinely on par with the Simpsons streams.
31:10 "He's okay" "Alright, I'm okay..." _Nearly dies to a grenade blast through the wall_ "Hold still and I'll fix you up!" _Gunfire_ Just a comedy of unfortunate turns.
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Already feeling lightheaded from the anticipation of seeing the face again
I've seen this stream like 3 times already BUT THAT FACE IS STILL SMTH I ANTICIPATE (and more lmao)
11:27
ALL THIS TIME I Thought THAT ONE WAS EDITE OMFG
Don't foret all the patented "I want to curl and be forgotten" Jerma screams
I laughed at that part way harder than I should have
I love the scene where he finally gets a friend who isn't a thing and one tiny enemy gets in the same room and he guns down everything and everyone.
Absolutely Deranged
He hit maximum stress. It's so immersive, that the game's mechanic of "too much stress will cause people to shoot you" spilled over to Jerma.
Aren't they all supposed to eventually become things tho, to progress the story and get more companions.
@@yourdailydoseofomid3026 It's likely, but they can survive. If they get hit by things, they can be infected. Otherwise, they won't turn.
@@snkybrki Except when scripted.
TBH "Jerma loses all his friends and gets sad" is the much superior title for this stream.
For sure, the long take was phenomenal.
This game is pure torture for an extrovert.
That long take was way better than this video imo. I could watch that over and over, it was so chill yet had all the highlights, with none of the fluff of the 7 hour stream. Best 4 hour video of Jerma yet.
Does anyone know what happened to golden winged? He hasn’t made a jerma vid in forever
@@prodical1972 I think he was brought on as an editor? Could be wrong tho
"I want to keep this guy around. What's his name? Pace. I didn't even know his name..... but we are good fucking friends."
*Pace immediately turns into a thing*
Was always my favorite part in the vod lmao
Timestamp?
@@sumcok4926 7:08
bro i literally saw this comment in sync with him saying this
The streams of this game were some of the best he's ever done and not just from the thing face. Him being stuck in the stairwell near the end of the game was the funniest shit ever.
I think it’s his best two streams of all time
His reaction to the grenade launcher missing the turret and homing into the wall never fails to make me cry from laughter.
For me? It's when there's a nearly unendable gaunlet of soldiers with perfect aim while Jerma is with very low health and he breaks down.
@@JRyan56 the save point was right next to him too lmao
@@d0pesmoker Cherry on top.
12:45 This sounds eerily like Lego Yoda's death scream
God damnit I came here to say that
i came down to see if anyone thought that too.
lol
It sounds perfectly like the little thing is the one screaming
If you ever need an answer to the question “can a game break a man?” Just watch this.
The Simpsons Hit and Run stream is pretty strong evidence too
It’s just part of the Jerma Stream playbill that he’ll lose his mind by the end of the stream
@@lucidlullaby894 “That’s the Elbertson Guarantee!”
Or his Simpson’s hit and run videos
Kinda jerma’s signature to lose his shit overtime
11:28 when he makes the original thing face
Thank you
Hero
17:09 is when he finds the photoshopped thing face
@@Chromeno wow the dude that photoshopped it is faster than r34 artists
Jerma having a breakdown after seeing his face is a very Jerma thing to do
Yeah he is a thing
how many times has this happened? three?
@@Julian_H that we *know* of.
Time stamp?
@@jayfisher3359 17:12
The Thing is just Jerma's autobiography.
Jerma: The Game
The Boston Experience
Terror has a size (small)
And Among Us is just an homage to The Thing.
It all comes full circle.
14:56 Crazy Frog Intro.
HAHAHA
Top fuckin KEK
Are you guys aware he deliberately did that? It's still hilarious but you guys make it sound like it was accidental.
@@ElectricalSwift really?
@@sonsofisstvan1675 yeah, he heard himself saying what's going on and immediately crazy his frog and say it like the intro as a joke
The Thing face is finally canon on 2ndJerma
I thought it was only in Jerma Legends
31:16 "hold still and ill fix you up!" *gunshots*
The choice of title is causing TH-cam to recommend me the 2016 "horror" movie "The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta". This was not something I or anyone else ever needed to know existed.
I've heard of streamers needing to get strange sponsors but this is ridiculous!
i was hoping i wasnt the only one seeing it lmao
It looks like the sort of movie that would need a stiff drink or dozen to wipe from memory...
It's a dumb little indie movie in the vein of Basket Case or Bad Milo 🤷♂️
well that is reasuring i thought youtube had lowered its opinion of me
Jeremy "Normal" Albertson
Say it with me girls: We! Are! Normal!
I thought it was Elbertson
"Normal! I'm. NORMAL!" - quote from completely normal and sane streamer man.
@@kett912 It’s “Harrington”
Jeremy “Very Normal” Elbertson
>mocks the VA for stuttering
>literally the most stuttery man on earth
yeah well as a streamer Jerma can't take the time to prepare and rehearse every single sentence of his, can he?
@@Blue-du4cn so like having a regular conversation?
W-w- wha- w-what's th- wha- ther-there's no secrets over here?
The Thingy: confessions of a teenage placenta
Yeah I don't know what the hell that's all about...
Auto generated based off the title
TH-cam's algorithm is wack
Kinda freaky that it’s an add for a weird troma movie and the vid ends with jerma mentioning the toxic avenger, there most popular movie
Finally the stream that immortalized Jerma's body dysphoria about his facial expressions while the facecam is on.
@@noone173 no, jerma is questioning his gender.
Edit:used wrong term like a dumbass
@@noone173 body dysphoria is not necessarily accompanied by gender dysphoria.
@@LieseFury usually is tho
@@LieseFury i think you're thinking of dysmorphia
@@flask223 no. people with eating disorders have body dysmorphia and it can be its own thing
Tips for anyone who ever plays this game:
1. Never test anyone to see if they're infected.
2. Don't. You won't get past the level Jerma quit on. I recognized that level while Jerma was still in the *vents*. That is how bad that level is.
Why not test anyone?
@@sawyere2496 It's a funny game. Every time your one of your teammates gets hit by a "thing", there's something like a 50% chance they will be infected.
Basically, if one of your teammates gets hit in a fight, they're infected.
There are also some that are scripted to be infected at certain points.
So yeah, not much point in testing anyone.
@@CigsInABlanket it’s a shame, as it’s a pretty cool mechanic.
@@Dr.Oofers iirc in the original movie, The Thing ate the guys and then assimilated their form. It wasn't quite a virus as an organism where every cell was sentient and had self preservation instincts.
Given this is correct, they fucked it up hard.
Also the final stretch of the game has you fight a bunch of dudes and a bossfight with no health packs.
OMG YES I LITERALLY ALMOST PUKED WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
You should have
It's the feeling of learning that a song you like is from Undertale
@@ChainCJ Undertale bad
The practical effects are Incredible for the 80s/90s (idk what period it is cuz I'm a 2004 baby hah)
Was it on Jerma mothers bed and induced by Oreos?
-jerma learns that he can get soft-locked if he doesn't pay attention
-jerma openly tells this to chat
this is gonna be good
26:51
"HE'S GOT A STRAP, HE'S GOT A STRAP"
Hood jerma, L.A. has really changed him
I think he said "he's got us trapped"
@@wayla683 yeah i know that, i was just making fun of what you could mishear.
Red flag guys. I saw this streamer in a parking lot two years ago and he mugged me and beat me up!
Actual psychopath
Jesus Christ how is this guy not arrested yet?
why are you so on top of his uploads?
I try to run him over every day on my way to work
Personally, I'd be too embarrassed to admit to getting beat up by a "little person".
“Hidden art, between and beneath, every fragmented, figure of speech
Tongue in reverse, whenever the beat
Causes my jaws to call: 30:03”
Underrated comment, Jesus christ.
YUH!
NOIDED
I dun geddit...
@@kielbasamage Death grip's lyrics
Rule 1 of The Thing: Everyone is a Thing.
Rule 2 of The Thing: If someone is not a Thing, they will soon become a Thing.
Jerma's face at 25:02 gets me everytime. This game truly broke him
17:10
The moment we all came for
Fuse Box Counter?
I love how scared he is
9:53 "Watch! He'll turn red any second now."
“See? Red! Oh wait that’s blood...”
"...So we still got problem."
"Big problem... Alright, who's ready to find the thing?"
[Unintelligible]
*Sick knife tricks*
"Right behind you."
god i can't believe how perfect it is, it's just actually that clip even down to the timing and silence
This is up there with Kane and Lynch, A Way Out, and Simpsons Hit and Run for top 5 streams of all time, I’m so glad this is finally uploaded on the main channel
+2
"You know how long it takes high school students to read 3 pages?
40 fuckin minutes."
Shit had me rolling because of how true that is.
Jerma spent the entire game just useing the flamethrower even after the game told him that he was supposed to shoot them after he burned them
It’s actually the other way around
Is this that Among Us game I've been hearing so much about?
Underrated joke
When the imposter is sus!
*Jerma Face*
@@Brain-Wormed when the grotesque flesh monster thats wearing your friend as a skin suit is sus!
@@Skiivin Overrated joke
The Thingy: Confessions of a Teenage Placenta (2013) The heartbreaking story of a living placenta that is raised as a human, a christian, a soldier.
Denial: It's not real
Anger: Holy shit is that real? No it's not
Bargaining: Gimme a real one, there's a real one
Depression: Holy shit you've gotta be kidding me
Acceptance: I thought I looked like that for real
I just love the thought of his friends being turned into aliens whenever Jerma takes his eye off them for 1 second. Most incompetent friends you could ever have.
the og stream is one of the funniest things ever to me i'm so glad it's cut down here now
7:23 there is genuine shock and sadness in that face
Jerma: "i need friends"
Also jerma: * machineguns every living person he finds in blind panic *
This was such an emotional stream, friends lost, faces gained, this is a Jerma Classic
Streamer loses grip on reality ON STREAM
I've watched Jerma play The Thing so many times by now, it feels surreal to actually see it on the official channel.
I'm crying already, and i'm ready to do it alongside him
I really recommend watching GoldenWinged's extended highlights or the full VOD if you enjoyed this. They're both truly incredible.
I swear there are just hundreds of people who only go to jermas streams JUST to get a reaction out of him to photoshop it
The thing face is a close second for the funniest jerma bit ever, first place going to him triggering that little kid to run into a cabinet over and over and crying because he was laughing so hard
Only classic fans remember that moment
13:19 Jerma is using his voice to play a video game again
I literally hadn't cried laughing since high school, it's been 4 years, but the edited face bit made me lose my shit so hard.
Jerma: “Pace, you and I are good friends!”
Pace: *proceeds to mutate immediately*
Jerma: ._.
I Have seen other edits of this stream but IT IS ALWAYS HILARIOUS No Matter which one!
Steamer refuses to admit they aren't "normal" and gets bullied by thousands into getting "hard."
I mean...uh...
"hold still and I'll fix you up."
_shotgun blasts_
7:59 NOOO! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
12:45 Lego yoda death sound (I stole from someone else just spreading the good news)
Finally, been waiting centuries for this one.
11:30 And just like that, God was born.
Oh hell yeah! These are my absolute favorite Jerma streams. They never cease to make me puke in my mother's bed laughing. That impossible boss fight in the storage room is the peak of comedy.
The furious mouse clicking as he desperately tries to shoot is the best
That room bursting into flames with a Thing at the end of it is just masterful.
This game was made for Jerma.
When the imposter is sus
Is this the streamer who made THE FACE on stream??!
Can you imagine him playing this after the whole "impostor is sus" era?
''i've been told to pay attention''
says jerma, master of paying attention to all things other than the game
The way jerma thinks in some of these moments, it’s fkn amazing to just see him panic so fast lol .
jermaThing. the Lego Yoda scream. the breaking of sanity. iconic stream
I almost never do more than a slight smile when I see something funny but this made me laugh out loud on several occasions. this was amazing
Genuinely one of my favorite Jerma streams. An instant classic.
For the reading out loud thing in the start: its because when everyone's eyes are on you your main focus is your performance, not the actual material. This isnt much of a problem if you're reading by yourself.
Oh that’s v interesting- I never thought about it like that before !
15:23 We should trick Jerma into making a cheese maze mouse house in House Flipper specifically because of this line, and when he's in the middle of it someone sends him this clip
“If an AT-ST was a crab, this is what it would look like if it had its shell off.” That’s the most perfect description of anything in human history
"Hold still and I'll fix you up*
*gunshot*
Jerma giving that guy all his ammo is like spilling tic tacs into someones hand
The thumbnail picture is amazing haha. That picture is hilarious.
Funny thing about the difficulty, Jerma's playing the game with the hardest settings on (where he doesn't get auto-aim or enemy health bars). So he's even if he had picked "easy" he still would have been playing through this game in the most challenging way possible.
I am only 5 mins in and Jerma has already set everyone on fire. This is going to be good.
11:30 and thus a legendary face was born
Welp, glad it only took a *year* to get this on the channel
So cool that Jerma is finally playing Among Us. Really love this game!
Finally, an official highlight real of the most famous Jerma stream.
I remember watching the stream when it happened and I sat through all of it. It was the funnest thing I’ve ever watched. It was a wild ride
Arguably the best face Jerma’s ever made. Lightning in a bottle, jerma will never be able to top this face.
God I loved this stream, it was so much fun watching Jerma go insane.
"Hold still and I'll fix you up."
*THE SOUNDS OF GUNS FIRING FOLLOWS THAT SENTENCE*
I wasn't looking at the screen when he started yelling "he's got us trapped" and thought he was yelling "HE'S GOT A STRAP" and I was VERY confused.
>"I need to pay attention"
>skips dialog
>"what did that say?"
look I have adhd and that's just what happens
"Frank, it was nice knowing ya, but if you don't back up now we're both dead."
Frank: *Vanishes into meat space*
Hands down my favorite stream he’s ever done. This is a full on must watch.
Referencing Toxic Avenger to close out the stream.
Great. Now I'm getting suggestions for something called The Thingy - Confessions of a Teenage Placenta. THANKS JERMA.
At least a pro to being infected is that you have a friend in you all the time
Everybody focuses on the one face but honestly this stream had a whole lot of good expressions in it
I was actually talking about this game with my dad today. Honestly it brings back so many good memories of the late 90's.
One of my favourite Jerma streams.
I remember these streams and oh my God were they some of the most hilarious hours I've ever spent watching Jerma. They were genuinely on par with the Simpsons streams.
"The thingy"
Me describing something when my ADHD acts up
31:10 "He's okay"
"Alright, I'm okay..."
_Nearly dies to a grenade blast through the wall_
"Hold still and I'll fix you up!"
_Gunfire_
Just a comedy of unfortunate turns.
"if an AT-ST was a crab this is what it'd look like with the shell off"
why does his brain work like this
The origin of the channels best meme
Ah, so we finally made it to the betrayal arc on for Jerma’s TH-cam.
"I am not gonna let you go out of my sight"
*Immediately slams door in his face*
Literally the best piece of content ever produced
Can't believe I'm watching this a whole year later, deserves an Oscar tbh