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- I got four comments complaining about how I edited the Scooby-Doo bit, so here's a version of this edit with the Scooby-Doo bit edited how I originally wanted it to be: • (COPYRIGHT CLAIM EDITI...
From Jerma's BeamNG.drive stream (5/17/2022): • Jerma Streams - BeamNG... / / 1486759450
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Like, this is some quality entertainment, Scoob!
Jerma Penis Music: • Jerma Penis Music
Cure for Psychopathy - Jerma Breakcore: • Cure for Psychopathy -...
Onion Ring - Jerma REMIX: • Onion Ring - Jerma REMIX
Timestamps
0:00 Intro
0:19 Stream Starts
1:33 Jerma eats a glove
7:48 BeamNG.drive - เกม
Reminder that canonically, the gang eventually defeats the evil spirit causing monsters to appear in the world, resetting the universe with some differences. This occurs an infinite amount of times, thus leading to an infinite amount of Scooby-Doo timelines occurring simultaneously. So, theoretically, there MUST be a timeline where the gang is controlled by a 5'3" laughing manic who can't drive.
hacker
This talking about the mystery inc series?
wait how was this comment made 5 days ago
@@pochitaa9788 he's from the different timeline that merged with ours
@@bigmango202 the same timeline where the gang REALLY is controlled by a 5'3" laughing maniac who can't drive!
Fred screaming, "It's too dark!", before we hear the tires screeching and the car smashing would honestly be the best way to end a scooby doo series.
please, jerma would be daphne
As Fred wheeze giggles to himself before smashing into a wall
Not sure about that. Imagine being a 9 year old and seeing your favorite character dying in a car crash forever.
@@Thomas_Angelothanks tom
Insert obligatory Velma Show joke
The “sentient bus” routine somehow hit my uncanny valley, especially with that first creepy robot voice, I started to feel uneasy imagining a real sentient bus with that voice haha
the maniac is very good at unsettling us
Reminded me of SOMA
honestly same
Looking at his neck wires bit combined with this leads me to believe Jerma could get someone sent to the psych ward if he wanted.
Jerma: "When I play racing games, I never use the actual brake, I only use the handbrake"
Also Jerma: "Why can't I go around this corner?! It's not possible!"
Shows the turn with a giant *"25 MPH"*
Jerma taking it at 40: this car sucks
To be fair though it’s usually all you need
@@Patrick.Weightman he just doesn't understand that if you handbrake the wheels lock so you can't turn
You don’t even need to handbrake to turn you just gotta stop holding accelerate when you turn
Jerma the sort of guy to take corners in third
the fact that jerma thinks breakcore sampling is just cereal mascots and random sounds is doubly hilarious because he's half right lol
30:26 the very idea of the murderer Jigsaw getting genuinely concerned and asking if one of his victims is alright slays me
It's that whimpering shock that gets me because like...isn't the bus crashing the point of the death game.....
Yes slay
calling Jigsaw a murderer is like understatement of the century
it reminds me of those stanzi vids
50:28 Jerma finally realized his Twitch audience is composed of mostly undiagnosed or unmedicated ADHD kids.
1:33:35 My favorite part about the bus bit is that you can clearly hear Shaggy say "let's get out of here," before they fucking slam into the back of it
The Scooby-Doo bit actually made me cry laughing when I saw it live. I got lightheaded and almost passed out. Maybe *I* am the psycho who laughs at car accidents
The first time I saw Jerma's Exanima video, I blacked out from laughing so hard around the 5 minute mark, I think? And when I came to, the video was over
he's in your head run run run run run run run run run run
Jerma has formed another parasitic bond and is feasting upon your neurons and synapses for protein and nutrient
"Scooby can't stop!"
fun fact: AI cars will have to decide whether to prioritize the life of pedestrians or the life of the driver
so every time you get into a car you're basically subjecting a robot to jigsaw sequence
make your choice
Imagine a self driving car mowing down countless pedestrians because an acorn hit it just right =(
I don't think I've ever cried of laughter as hard as when Jerma played the "You're breaking the car" video.
TRIPLE CAUTION, TRIPLE CAUTION
LISTEN TO ME SAMIR
SAMIR IM BEGGING YOU
LISTEN TO MY CALLS!!!
medium left, medium left, *MEDIUM LEEEFT*
I like that break core is his version of being Baby Driver. Except instead of doing sick maneuvers to the music, he just has music for his comedy routine
He's Man Driver, and the music he listens to makes him several times worse at whatever he tries to do.
Man sized driver
That intro is absolutely pristine. I genuinely can't believe jerma is real.
The Jerma laughing at car accidents compilation grew ten sizes that day
1:31:40 IT'S TOO DARK (folds mystery machine around a tree)
Audibly laughed +2
Jinkies
I’m a bluegrass freak so when someone told Jerma to put the banjo music on 2x speed I started hootin and hollerin, I love some lightnin fast pickin!!! Yeeeeehaw!
Bluegrass is country metal music
@@AshWont Also the vegans of country music; they always have to let you know they like bluegrass.
And I say that as someone who was at a bluegrass festival literally 3 hours ago.
Maybe life isn’t so bad?
So do the cows turn blue if you feed them it
@@Patrick.Weightman Literally never had anybody irl tell me they listen to bluegrass, and I live in the country.
28:50 this is easily one of jermas most upsetting bits, I love it
i felt so sad for the bus😢
I can't believe he gaslit chat into forgetting about the first time he played this game, where he killed a GIANT ENEMY SPIDER and then ATE it. What a PSYCHO.
So?
@@PolarGarlic get off the internet
That was a different game.
Similar but no. The iconic moment came from a demo for "Next Car Game" which ended up developing into Wreckfest.
Different game
I love how he's like "Alright here we go with the same joke we've been doing all stream" like he's totally over it and then immediately he's crying with laughter as soon as he crashes
The fact that this 57 year old has a bakery on retainer just so he can do these "eating an inanimate object" gags is simply hilarious.
And slightly psychotic
It was a bit disappointing. I wanted to see him eat a nitrite glove and die of intestinal blockage
"im handbreaking its not working" he says not realizing his problem is that he's ONLY hand breaking
How does Jerma consistently manage to find the absolute worst breacore ever conceived by mankind ever every single time he decides to play some?? It’s like a talent
The Jerma breakcore was pretty sick though, especially the “We’re the Rats” part!
@@bigbeefscorcho michael jermaWalk jermaWalk its your birthday today jermaWalk jermaWalk
@@user-ci6oo1uv2k I actually took a snippet of that segment and made it my ringtone lol anytime I get a call my phone starts screaming Jerma Breakcore. What a world we live in, it’s beautiful
@@bigbeefscorcho im glad you liked my fart song that much
All breakcore is the worst breakcore conceived by man that's how
1:24:42 Did anyone else notice the tire rim literally soar across the screen as he laughed like a lunatic? It nearly killed me.
"it's not possible to go 50" he says going like 65
"this is like dad's cigarette car" new level of jerma's psyche unlocked
1:33:35 “Ghosts! let’s get out of here!” *crashes into a bus*
The funniest part about the Fortnite bet is Jeremy literally has no basis for it or literally anything to support this notion, yet adamantly stands by it and is baffled as to why it hasn't happened yet
the jigsaw bit is one of the best bits he's done
21:05 the way he starts tails the car who honked at him is terrifying
1:33:31 The canon reason why Shaggy isn't allowed to drive.
The breakcore bits almost made me pass out from laughter when I saw it live. Him getting mad cause the music was distracting, but being too committed to the bit to stop... I literally got light headed and had to walk away several times when I watched it live
the most impressive part about jerma editors is how they find the most obscure yet relevant cold open bits
holy shit I can't handle the thought of Fred and Shaggy dead after the Mystery Machine crashes and it holds on a still of the crashed car while the theme plays
1:23:16 Whoever said next game at this part, I'm going to come to their house and butcher them.
Based
Jerma describing the bus gaining sentience and only knowing how to move forward is shockingly similar to Shin Godzilla
Jerma saying he uses handbrake only and then getting made at constantly spinning out, he doesnt understand physics
1:06:55 you CANNOT convince me that isn’t Patrick Bateman
It’s funny that the truck that is apparently “wreaking havoc” is just driving down the highway, meanwhile this psycho is repeatedly crashing and flipping his car for a bit
the entire beamNG stream was worth it for 1:33:28 alone
Jerma not eating the whole shoe or the glove makes me feel extremely scammed
It's a testament to how good the Scooby-Doo bit is when his Breakcore Breakdown is easily overshadowed.
In the beginning he is absolutely right about new people. I started watching Jerma stuff yesterday and it feels like the strangest fever dream to watch these videos
Any time Jerma manages to pull the Saw bit off the shelf, I'm fucking THERE!
I don't know why, but I just imagined Jerma doing his Saw bit during a Mario Kart stream with custom items and the thought of it makes me laugh.
59:59 I love how he is genuinely in pain listening to the onion ring song. The man fights through the cringe for our amusement, what a saint, what a godly man
I was zoning out for a bit and for a minute I thought by drag race jerma meant like a dragshow running marathon
As a trucker, hearing Jerma talk about how amazing I must be at driving was very nice to hear. The honest truth is that it's not that hard
To drift in any ohysics based car game. You gotta start the drift way earlier then u think. Your car has time to shift weight and your tires have time to account for the new distribution of weight and power
35:50
"IF THIS THING GOES UNDER 50 MILES AN HOUR WERE ALL DEAD"
Can't believe he made me feel sad for a bus, must be some evil mind control magic.
Drive on back to bus hell, you bus!
breakcore sounds like auditory z-fighting
Freddy and the Gang exchange insurance information
This mf is actually terrifyingly good at acting/voice acting. You genuinely cant tell when hes doing a bit by his voice. He can say the most outlandish insane things in a perfectly normal cadence.
Came back to this after the disaster of Velma. Glad that the original Scooby Doo still holds up.
I didn’t remember this many violent crashes, though, to be honest.
"What happened to daphne" was the funniest thing i have ever witnessed
my phone is at 20% and i have no charger, glad to spend the last of my battery watching jerma laugh at car accidents
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
HE’S COMING AFTER YOU 😳
“Scooby can’t stop!”
I can’t believe he did a whole OJ simpson bit… what an absolute maniac
Jerma: the type of man to eat a cake, see himself on stream, think its egg and try to pull it out
Jerma talking about how good of a driver he is while also complaining he doesn't understand these game so he can't comprehend the concept of slowly accelerating and breaking is very Jerma
There is no way you can get copyright claimed for Schubert - Ave Maria. Who's going to file the Claim? Schubert's 3.rd generation grandson?
the performance is what's copyrighted not the song, they are separate things. Which is also why Weird Al recreates the music for all his parody songs, it's more legally defensible
5:26 nastiest sound ever
Jerma keeps saying he can’t drift but the man keeps using the fucking parking break
And he has absolutely no idea how rwd works
well the handbrake is how you should drift a little, right? it's just also that drifting is usually the stupidest thing you could do in any of these scenarios, since you'd probably want to turn the corner quickly
jerma has perfect pitch at 1:15:32 he sings the exact same pitch the song is in
@28:01 describes an actual quest in cyberpunk
I dunno, there's something about a Jigsaw that just cannot keep it together and just starts cracking up mid-speech that's hilarious to me.
The glove progressively becoming droopy and deflated as our lunatic raves about leather and shoe consumption,,, I don’t know how he does it
Why is Jerma's idea of breakcore just Tony the Tiger and Cocoa Puffs?
This man needs to be stopped
Breakcore Cop is the greatest bit
1:24:00 dwarf citizen dying sound
I love watching jerma play car games because they make him so happy
Jerma retires by 2030 😭
He’s 57, cut him some slack.
he'll be in his mid 40s in 2030 but I hope he's still doing some kind of entertainment by then even if it's not streaming anymore
bad news guys
A deranged man parades around the lifeless corpse of THE Hamburger Helper as he slowly nibbles away at the drained husk.
Gonna be laughing when jerma has to eat another glove in 2030
I honestly don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a Jerma bit than the Scooby-Doo one
I'm so pissed at him not using normal brakes.
its currently 2 am and a new skye video just dropped. The choice between watching and sleeping is as hard as the trolley problem, the biggest conundrum of my life.
trolley problem is easy just drift on the track 4Head
@@cactuss33ds i never leave the house luckily so i will never be put in a situation where i can even control a trolleys course. Problem solved :)
1:24:40
he is going to murder the dude he's chasing
35:55 Jerma is attacked by an angel from Evangelion
Was watching this high as a kite, the jigsaw bit where he goes “Steve I can’t come pick you up, you’re gonna have to call an Uber” made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video to calm down.
2012-15 jerma would have made such a good 9 minute video with this game lmao, this is even better but i totally got that vibe from some parts
36:36... when he gets mad at the video game for doing exactly what he told it to... so relatable funny moment =~=
there's no way the scooby doo bit was a year ago
This stream ending was historic for me and catching it live was an unreal experience
I like how he clears his throat like he’s the one singing the song
holy shit, the intro bit. i live and grew up in the part of minnesota where that scooby doo van was. you'd see it all the time. when i heard payne-phalen and saw the fox 9 news logo i was like WAIT... i never saw the news story of it being stolen lol
What's new scooby doo
They're driving after you
You're gonna wrap around a tree
I'm convinced the people that make driving games don't have their licence because handling is just so ridiculous
I absolutely unironically love breakcore and noise based music genres. The jerma breakcore was genuinely one of the top tier breakcore songs when you look at it objectively from a music and jerma fan it evokes a lot of emotion and rhythm.
Zerked
I HATED IT. Actually the worst piece of music i've ever listened to in my entire life i have no idea how people listen to that shit
It sounds like what would happen if you gave a toddler access to a midi keyboard with each key bound to a random sound
The Scooby Crew solves the mystery of cocain 1:36:49
Jerma really went to glove world at the beginning lmao
19:35 "Is it still driveable?" he says after the entire front half of the car is ejected into a wall.
breakcore makes sense after watching this
You know it'll be a good stream when the streamer spends the first ten minutes eating a glove on camera
when i first watched this stream i laughed so hard and so much that i was drenched in sweat by the end of it. DRENCHED.
Jerma with the option to use orbital camera is so painful
im gonna remember this in 15 years just to spite jerma. That'll show him!
45:00 I freaking died this whole bit is so unhinged, the camera, the music, the crashing... Lmfao
It's nice for my ADHD to have all the quiet moments cut out, thanks Skye!~
5:24 this noise sent my sides into orbit and they have not since come down
jerma what the fuck was that
biblically accurate swallowing sound