Reminder that canonically, the gang eventually defeats the evil spirit causing monsters to appear in the world, resetting the universe with some differences. This occurs an infinite amount of times, thus leading to an infinite amount of Scooby-Doo timelines occurring simultaneously. So, theoretically, there MUST be a timeline where the gang is controlled by a 5'3" laughing manic who can't drive.
Jerma: "When I play racing games, I never use the actual brake, I only use the handbrake" Also Jerma: "Why can't I go around this corner?! It's not possible!"
The “sentient bus” routine somehow hit my uncanny valley, especially with that first creepy robot voice, I started to feel uneasy imagining a real sentient bus with that voice haha
1:33:35 My favorite part about the bus bit is that you can clearly hear Shaggy say "let's get out of here," before they fucking slam into the back of it
I’m a bluegrass freak so when someone told Jerma to put the banjo music on 2x speed I started hootin and hollerin, I love some lightnin fast pickin!!! Yeeeeehaw!
@@AshWont Also the vegans of country music; they always have to let you know they like bluegrass. And I say that as someone who was at a bluegrass festival literally 3 hours ago.
fun fact: AI cars will have to decide whether to prioritize the life of pedestrians or the life of the driver so every time you get into a car you're basically subjecting a robot to jigsaw sequence make your choice
I can't believe he gaslit chat into forgetting about the first time he played this game, where he killed a GIANT ENEMY SPIDER and then ATE it. What a PSYCHO.
How does Jerma consistently manage to find the absolute worst breacore ever conceived by mankind ever every single time he decides to play some?? It’s like a talent
@@user-ci6oo1uv2k I actually took a snippet of that segment and made it my ringtone lol anytime I get a call my phone starts screaming Jerma Breakcore. What a world we live in, it’s beautiful
59:59 I love how he is genuinely in pain listening to the onion ring song. The man fights through the cringe for our amusement, what a saint, what a godly man
The funniest part about the Fortnite bet is Jeremy literally has no basis for it or literally anything to support this notion, yet adamantly stands by it and is baffled as to why it hasn't happened yet
In the beginning he is absolutely right about new people. I started watching Jerma stuff yesterday and it feels like the strangest fever dream to watch these videos
It’s funny that the truck that is apparently “wreaking havoc” is just driving down the highway, meanwhile this psycho is repeatedly crashing and flipping his car for a bit
the performance is what's copyrighted not the song, they are separate things. Which is also why Weird Al recreates the music for all his parody songs, it's more legally defensible
Jerma talking about how good of a driver he is while also complaining he doesn't understand these game so he can't comprehend the concept of slowly accelerating and breaking is very Jerma
well the handbrake is how you should drift a little, right? it's just also that drifting is usually the stupidest thing you could do in any of these scenarios, since you'd probably want to turn the corner quickly
This mf is actually terrifyingly good at acting/voice acting. You genuinely cant tell when hes doing a bit by his voice. He can say the most outlandish insane things in a perfectly normal cadence.
To drift in any ohysics based car game. You gotta start the drift way earlier then u think. Your car has time to shift weight and your tires have time to account for the new distribution of weight and power
I absolutely unironically love breakcore and noise based music genres. The jerma breakcore was genuinely one of the top tier breakcore songs when you look at it objectively from a music and jerma fan it evokes a lot of emotion and rhythm.
I HATED IT. Actually the worst piece of music i've ever listened to in my entire life i have no idea how people listen to that shit It sounds like what would happen if you gave a toddler access to a midi keyboard with each key bound to a random sound
its currently 2 am and a new skye video just dropped. The choice between watching and sleeping is as hard as the trolley problem, the biggest conundrum of my life.
If cia is bored, i suggest take these streams from this archive on non stop and use it as mk-ultra program. First 1 full day dark room with lsd and no lights or interaction or noices at all, then 2 days of this program nonstop and nothing else than in the remaining 10hours text over in the corner ”you get feed as many meal items as you can remember certain bits jerma does word for word, if one word is wrong, no 0 meal items and routine program restarts”, after the full 2 days of this program is over just give them the normal lunch served in the white room where is only white chair and white too small table where they need to balance all of the dishes of food and a glass of milk. After this open the door to the ”nature room”, this is just gated section of the backyard where they arrive after all this horrible torment and think they get to just go home or whatever, right as they step out darts of knockout medicine is shot to them and then you just move to the step one again. I imagine you already have done 1000 fold more horrible shit than this, but atleast this should get more of a different outcome than your original functioning mk-ultra operation attempt(not including the first ones..cough cough…) this is a joke of course, but imagine how infinetly chaotic this would be to a human brain 😕 i dont think a weaker one could go even 3 times before something radical to happen in their brain or heart
Jerma makes a good point there though. These are enough car games that look like BeamNG that most of chat thought this was the Giant Enemy Spider game despite that being something totally different and him never having played BeamNG before
I like breakcore, but mostly when it’s light on the samples. When it’s too much, it’s too much, but when it gives the drums some breathing room, I find it focusing/centering in the way speeding down the highway is.
I like the layers of how bad Jerma was at driving. Refused to use anything but the handbrake and complained about skidding. Tried to drift around corners but didn't know how. Even if he had, drifting around corners is generally the slowest option for a car and definitely not the choice on a wide turn. Unable to stay on the right side of the road
40:40 is unironically some of the most badass cinematography. The way the camera lingers on Jerma's totaled car, the ramp in the background, the blue car comes flying over to join and does nearly the same landing.
Reminder that canonically, the gang eventually defeats the evil spirit causing monsters to appear in the world, resetting the universe with some differences. This occurs an infinite amount of times, thus leading to an infinite amount of Scooby-Doo timelines occurring simultaneously. So, theoretically, there MUST be a timeline where the gang is controlled by a 5'3" laughing manic who can't drive.
hacker
This talking about the mystery inc series?
wait how was this comment made 5 days ago
@@pochitaa9788 he's from the different timeline that merged with ours
@@bigmango202 the same timeline where the gang REALLY is controlled by a 5'3" laughing maniac who can't drive!
Fred screaming, "It's too dark!", before we hear the tires screeching and the car smashing would honestly be the best way to end a scooby doo series.
please, jerma would be daphne
As Fred wheeze giggles to himself before smashing into a wall
Not sure about that. Imagine being a 9 year old and seeing your favorite character dying in a car crash forever.
@@Thomas_Angelothanks tom
Insert obligatory Velma Show joke
Jerma: "When I play racing games, I never use the actual brake, I only use the handbrake"
Also Jerma: "Why can't I go around this corner?! It's not possible!"
Shows the turn with a giant *"25 MPH"*
Jerma taking it at 40: this car sucks
To be fair though it’s usually all you need
@@Patrick.Weightman he just doesn't understand that if you handbrake the wheels lock so you can't turn
You don’t even need to handbrake to turn you just gotta stop holding accelerate when you turn
Jerma the sort of guy to take corners in third
the fact that jerma thinks breakcore sampling is just cereal mascots and random sounds is doubly hilarious because he's half right lol
Theeeeey're g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-great
all i need is milk, grain, and think breaks
S-s-silly ra-rabbit
Tr-tr-tr-trix a-a-are for k-kids!
The “sentient bus” routine somehow hit my uncanny valley, especially with that first creepy robot voice, I started to feel uneasy imagining a real sentient bus with that voice haha
the maniac is very good at unsettling us
Reminded me of SOMA
honestly same
Looking at his neck wires bit combined with this leads me to believe Jerma could get someone sent to the psych ward if he wanted.
1:31:40 IT'S TOO DARK (folds mystery machine around a tree)
Audibly laughed +2
Jinkies
1:33:35 My favorite part about the bus bit is that you can clearly hear Shaggy say "let's get out of here," before they fucking slam into the back of it
I’m a bluegrass freak so when someone told Jerma to put the banjo music on 2x speed I started hootin and hollerin, I love some lightnin fast pickin!!! Yeeeeehaw!
Bluegrass is country metal music
@@AshWont Also the vegans of country music; they always have to let you know they like bluegrass.
And I say that as someone who was at a bluegrass festival literally 3 hours ago.
Maybe life isn’t so bad?
So do the cows turn blue if you feed them it
@@Patrick.Weightman Literally never had anybody irl tell me they listen to bluegrass, and I live in the country.
That intro is absolutely pristine. I genuinely can't believe jerma is real.
30:26 the very idea of the murderer Jigsaw getting genuinely concerned and asking if one of his victims is alright slays me
It's that whimpering shock that gets me because like...isn't the bus crashing the point of the death game.....
Yes slay
calling Jigsaw a murderer is like understatement of the century
it reminds me of those stanzi vids
Kramer or Hoffman
fun fact: AI cars will have to decide whether to prioritize the life of pedestrians or the life of the driver
so every time you get into a car you're basically subjecting a robot to jigsaw sequence
make your choice
Imagine a self driving car mowing down countless pedestrians because an acorn hit it just right =(
28:50 this is easily one of jermas most upsetting bits, I love it
i felt so sad for the bus😢
50:28 Jerma finally realized his Twitch audience is composed of mostly undiagnosed or unmedicated ADHD kids.
"im handbreaking its not working" he says not realizing his problem is that he's ONLY hand breaking
I can't believe he gaslit chat into forgetting about the first time he played this game, where he killed a GIANT ENEMY SPIDER and then ATE it. What a PSYCHO.
So?
@@PolarGarlic get off the internet
That was a different game.
Similar but no. The iconic moment came from a demo for "Next Car Game" which ended up developing into Wreckfest.
Different game
How does Jerma consistently manage to find the absolute worst breacore ever conceived by mankind ever every single time he decides to play some?? It’s like a talent
The Jerma breakcore was pretty sick though, especially the “We’re the Rats” part!
@@bigbeefscorcho michael jermaWalk jermaWalk its your birthday today jermaWalk jermaWalk
@@user-ci6oo1uv2k I actually took a snippet of that segment and made it my ringtone lol anytime I get a call my phone starts screaming Jerma Breakcore. What a world we live in, it’s beautiful
@@bigbeefscorcho im glad you liked my fart song that much
All breakcore is the worst breakcore conceived by man that's how
21:05 the way he starts tailing the car who honked at him is terrifying
It's like he did it by pure instinct, regaining sapience as soon as he runs him over
The fact that this 57 year old has a bakery on retainer just so he can do these "eating an inanimate object" gags is simply hilarious.
And slightly psychotic
It was a bit disappointing. I wanted to see him eat a nitrite glove and die of intestinal blockage
1:33:31 The canon reason why Shaggy isn't allowed to drive.
the jigsaw bit is one of the best bits he's done
59:59 I love how he is genuinely in pain listening to the onion ring song. The man fights through the cringe for our amusement, what a saint, what a godly man
the entire beamNG stream was worth it for 1:33:28 alone
1:23:16 Whoever said next game at this part, I'm going to come to their house and butcher them.
Based
1:06:55 you CANNOT convince me that isn’t Patrick Bateman
Jerma describing the bus gaining sentience and only knowing how to move forward is shockingly similar to Shin Godzilla
The funniest part about the Fortnite bet is Jeremy literally has no basis for it or literally anything to support this notion, yet adamantly stands by it and is baffled as to why it hasn't happened yet
As a trucker, hearing Jerma talk about how amazing I must be at driving was very nice to hear. The honest truth is that it's not that hard
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
HE’S COMING AFTER YOU 😳
“Scooby can’t stop!”
Jerma not eating the whole shoe or the glove makes me feel extremely scammed
Can't believe he made me feel sad for a bus, must be some evil mind control magic.
Drive on back to bus hell, you bus!
It's a testament to how good the Scooby-Doo bit is when his Breakcore Breakdown is easily overshadowed.
In the beginning he is absolutely right about new people. I started watching Jerma stuff yesterday and it feels like the strangest fever dream to watch these videos
"this is like dad's cigarette car" new level of jerma's psyche unlocked
I can’t believe he did a whole OJ simpson bit… what an absolute maniac
It’s funny that the truck that is apparently “wreaking havoc” is just driving down the highway, meanwhile this psycho is repeatedly crashing and flipping his car for a bit
Jerma saying he uses handbrake only and then getting made at constantly spinning out, he doesnt understand physics
my phone is at 20% and i have no charger, glad to spend the last of my battery watching jerma laugh at car accidents
I don't know why, but I just imagined Jerma doing his Saw bit during a Mario Kart stream with custom items and the thought of it makes me laugh.
The breaking bad audio got me invested in the scene
The glove progressively becoming droopy and deflated as our lunatic raves about leather and shoe consumption,,, I don’t know how he does it
You know it'll be a good stream when the streamer spends the first ten minutes eating a glove on camera
There is no way you can get copyright claimed for Schubert - Ave Maria. Who's going to file the Claim? Schubert's 3.rd generation grandson?
the performance is what's copyrighted not the song, they are separate things. Which is also why Weird Al recreates the music for all his parody songs, it's more legally defensible
Jerma: the type of man to eat a cake, see himself on stream, think its egg and try to pull it out
I love watching jerma play car games because they make him so happy
Jerma talking about how good of a driver he is while also complaining he doesn't understand these game so he can't comprehend the concept of slowly accelerating and breaking is very Jerma
Jerma keeps saying he can’t drift but the man keeps using the fucking parking break
And he has absolutely no idea how rwd works
well the handbrake is how you should drift a little, right? it's just also that drifting is usually the stupidest thing you could do in any of these scenarios, since you'd probably want to turn the corner quickly
Jerma retires by 2030 😭
He’s 57, cut him some slack.
he'll be in his mid 40s in 2030 but I hope he's still doing some kind of entertainment by then even if it's not streaming anymore
bad news guys
breakcore sounds like auditory z-fighting
36:36... when he gets mad at the video game for doing exactly what he told it to... so relatable funny moment =~=
jerma has perfect pitch at 1:15:32 he sings the exact same pitch the song is in
This mf is actually terrifyingly good at acting/voice acting. You genuinely cant tell when hes doing a bit by his voice. He can say the most outlandish insane things in a perfectly normal cadence.
To drift in any ohysics based car game. You gotta start the drift way earlier then u think. Your car has time to shift weight and your tires have time to account for the new distribution of weight and power
I absolutely unironically love breakcore and noise based music genres. The jerma breakcore was genuinely one of the top tier breakcore songs when you look at it objectively from a music and jerma fan it evokes a lot of emotion and rhythm.
Zerked
I HATED IT. Actually the worst piece of music i've ever listened to in my entire life i have no idea how people listen to that shit
It sounds like what would happen if you gave a toddler access to a midi keyboard with each key bound to a random sound
its currently 2 am and a new skye video just dropped. The choice between watching and sleeping is as hard as the trolley problem, the biggest conundrum of my life.
trolley problem is easy just drift on the track 4Head
@@cactuss33ds i never leave the house luckily so i will never be put in a situation where i can even control a trolleys course. Problem solved :)
2012-15 jerma would have made such a good 9 minute video with this game lmao, this is even better but i totally got that vibe from some parts
I like how he clears his throat like he’s the one singing the song
I dunno, there's something about a Jigsaw that just cannot keep it together and just starts cracking up mid-speech that's hilarious to me.
5:24 this noise sent my sides into orbit and they have not since come down
jerma what the fuck was that
biblically accurate swallowing sound
the parts with 2x speed in place of doing a cut were a great call
19:35 "Is it still driveable?" he says after the entire front half of the car is ejected into a wall.
If cia is bored, i suggest take these streams from this archive on non stop and use it as mk-ultra program. First 1 full day dark room with lsd and no lights or interaction or noices at all, then 2 days of this program nonstop and nothing else than in the remaining 10hours text over in the corner ”you get feed as many meal items as you can remember certain bits jerma does word for word, if one word is wrong, no 0 meal items and routine program restarts”, after the full 2 days of this program is over just give them the normal lunch served in the white room where is only white chair and white too small table where they need to balance all of the dishes of food and a glass of milk. After this open the door to the ”nature room”, this is just gated section of the backyard where they arrive after all this horrible torment and think they get to just go home or whatever, right as they step out darts of knockout medicine is shot to them and then you just move to the step one again. I imagine you already have done 1000 fold more horrible shit than this, but atleast this should get more of a different outcome than your original functioning mk-ultra operation attempt(not including the first ones..cough cough…) this is a joke of course, but imagine how infinetly chaotic this would be to a human brain 😕 i dont think a weaker one could go even 3 times before something radical to happen in their brain or heart
That's just the average jerma fan's day off
It's nice for my ADHD to have all the quiet moments cut out, thanks Skye!~
Gonna be laughing when jerma has to eat another glove in 2030
What's new scooby doo
They're driving after you
You're gonna wrap around a tree
Rare sight skye didnt edit ancient stream, its too derange to miss out. Love the edits brother
i like that he came around on what’s new scooby doo’s theme because it is genuinely the goat
they should add Jerma's sentient bus as a bonus Delamain mission in Cyberpunk.
That boy ain’t right
5:25 is at least top 3 disgusting noises he's ever made
The Scooby Crew solves the mystery of cocain 1:36:49
omg you actually brought the anime andy receipts
So far this is my favorite stream this year. I was laughing the whole way through I love it
Jerma really went to glove world at the beginning lmao
im gonna remember this in 15 years just to spite jerma. That'll show him!
I was zoning out for a bit and for a minute I thought by drag race jerma meant like a dragshow running marathon
Jerma makes a good point there though. These are enough car games that look like BeamNG that most of chat thought this was the Giant Enemy Spider game despite that being something totally different and him never having played BeamNG before
I thought that the Giant Enemy Spider game was just the BeamNG demo?
It was the demo for Wreckfest, originally known as "Next Car Game".
@@skye4 ah gotcha, thanks for clearing that up! :)
I like breakcore, but mostly when it’s light on the samples. When it’s too much, it’s too much, but when it gives the drums some breathing room, I find it focusing/centering in the way speeding down the highway is.
this is like how I used to play with my toy cars as a child
44:34
I wish know what music is that
I whant to add it to my playlist
50:14 hog calling????
45:00 I freaking died this whole bit is so unhinged, the camera, the music, the crashing... Lmfao
I can’t believe Jerma actually stole a family’s Mystery Machine for a stream. What a sicko.
I believe Jerma causes car accidents in real life to get his daily laughter intake.
me: oh what’s that long chapter at the beginning of the video? is that whole thing the intro?
“jerma eats a glove”
*sees a jump* "alright lets slow down"
I like the layers of how bad Jerma was at driving. Refused to use anything but the handbrake and complained about skidding. Tried to drift around corners but didn't know how. Even if he had, drifting around corners is generally the slowest option for a car and definitely not the choice on a wide turn.
Unable to stay on the right side of the road
Where does he keep getting these edible clothing items
my dads a lorry driver and i believe that you have to be driving 10 years before you can a license for a lorry. at least thats in the uk
1:47:05 was surprisingly pleasing
when he started the jigsaw voice with the bus my mind immediately went to speed, and low and behold he made the joke
1:37:27 HAS TO BE THE BEST PART OF THE STREAM
Moral of the story: never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, let jerma behind the wheel of any 300+ hp vehicle
im so glad jerma is real and not an A.I ment to sell fast food
40:40 is unironically some of the most badass cinematography. The way the camera lingers on Jerma's totaled car, the ramp in the background, the blue car comes flying over to join and does nearly the same landing.
6:30 6 years ahead of schedule :(
How did i sleep through the breakcore part that hurts my head
I love how jerma found the worst break core music I think I have ever heard
1:46:26 Skye4 isn't taking the DMCA bullet for Jerma.
Someone give Jerma a F1 Contract
Jerma comedy simulator is a weird game