Bachelor in Paradise: Frankenbite's Monster
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2024
- (Vol. 2) BOMBSHELLS are dropped after a hectic Bula Banquet - but who really cares about that? Let's see how the fallout affects the only character who really matters - Jamie.
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Jordan: *quits TH-cam*
Jamie: *whimpers* no, no you can't leave, bro.
aged poorly unfortunately
“He’s just a dandelion. The winds going this way, that’s pretty hectic.”
I love how Jordy can condense a person’s essence like that 😂
Summed him up perfectly 😂
I was like oh damn that's accurate!! Then had a good laugh
Had me cackling, best call.
Up there with “All in days woof”
Jamie’s ”looks like no pants” crybaby
This is way better than actually watching the show
We get all the joy of watching the show.
Without actually having to watch the show.
Now I can cluck with the girls at work about it without having to watch!
actually so true!!! Ten should air this instead :)
Amen.
@@gostonko hahaha
"'Cause I want to wake up and see you every morning" - Further proof Jamie is a puppy that has imprinted on Tim.
Jamie whimpers like Scooby doo when he's scared 🤣 even that noise was pathetic for a cartoon dog
I thumbs down after that
He was just shitfaced-drunk. Some dudes drink too much and then start bawling like newborn wildebeest.
How is Jamie a fan of this? He is too pure for this world if he is.
But seriously how IS he a fan?
I think it's because he is a firefighter. That is my suspicion
@@loomhigh What is your rationale behind that suspicion?
@@KyleDangerAdams because Jordan has stood up for fire services so much .
TH-cam logic is the best
after seeing Jamie cry over Tim im getting why he isn't picking up signals from chicks
This Warhammer channel produces some weird content sometimes.
Did you think it was a Simpsons Channel??? XD
GET HIM ON THE SHOW BOIZ. Get thicc jamie on
I'm not exaggerating, the Jamie and Tim scene made me cringe so hard I gave myself a stomach cramp and a headache.
There are people I know who didn't even cry and plead that much when long-term relationships ended lol
Dude, it's one of the hardest things I've had to watch this year, and this is the year of COVID. He's GOT to be taking the piss.
@@GoddyofWar well he was certainly downing it, cause this response screams "tanked" to me
I tucked my self into a ball of cringe lol
I almost couldn't finish watching the video it was fuckin awful.
"she said she likes me and wants to be my girlfriend... Does this mean she likes me?"
Big Casually Explained "Is She Into You" vibes lol
Jamie makes me feel better about my inability to get hints
Me levels of social retardation
sounds like Sally Field
Kristopher Wilson can’t tell, she might sense your insecurities in looking for a dating partner and want to help ease that uncertainty by showing you are worth it or she might just be Canadian and not want to hurt you feelings
Jamie: deliberately misses signal that a woman wants to kiss him. Also Jamie: cries his eyes out when his "best friend" wants to leave. Guys, are we sure Jamie is straight? He's absolutely in love with Timm!
Nah Jamie’s gotta be bi
Yea, there is no way he's straight lol
I was about to type this comment so yknow my thoughts exactly
Getting the same vibes dude
Bro just loves everyone and wants to be loved by everyone. A true altruist lmao
Is Jamie in therapy? Because he should be. This is not well-adjusted behaviour.
Speaking as someone on the autism spectrum I’m getting vibes from Jamie that he might be as well. It’s super easy to go under the radar if the worst of your symptoms is social awkwardness.
@@BubbleFizz Yeah, honestly he does seem like he's on the autism spectrum.
@@BubbleFizz I genuinely think he might be on it, too
tbf I think he might have been a bit pissed - and some people get somewhat like this when they're pissed - but i essentially agree with you.
It's interesting that he's now suing 10 and Warner, and people are speculating about possible duty-of-care issues regarding his mental health - Osher put out some defensive tweets basically claiming the mental health care available to contestants was very good. We'll see what comes out...
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey yeah that would make sense
Tim and Jamie. The greatest love story ever screened on Australian television.
*Timm
no, really
Jamie looks like the sort of person that is emotionally damaged from his dad leaving for a pack of smokes
😂😂
My dad did leave for a pack of smokes and it's never been this bad lmao
Nah, his dad left for a Hawaiian shirt.
Both his parents did with the way he was carrying on
@@callmewaves1160 he just wasn't getting...ANY...parental signals from them.
Jamie is literally Timms dog.
WAIT NO EDIT: JAMIE IS SUING WARNER FOR DEFAMATION
I WAS RIGHT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
his fluffer
good luck to him with that
@Travis SIGISMONDI instagram
Jordies is really enjoying wearing those Hawaiian tops isn't he
Pineapple life is the best life
He must have taken the idea from scomo 🤙
*cartman/scomo sings* "In da tropical isles with da coconut trees..."
*Fj goblin* "tsss, my shirt now"
perhaps he's preparing us for an unexpected boogaloo video
@@boogaloofever InB4 the media and some Karens are like "FRIENDLY JORDIES ALLIES WITH RIGHT WING AMERICAN MILITIAS!!"
If Jamie is a fan of this, does that mean he's self aware? Is this all an act or does he just soak up any attention he gets?
Either way fucking legend
yes
Self aware 🤔
The big reveal of this season's gonna be that Jaime's an actor and he's actually a mad lad
@@leonardkylegibbons8568 He has to be.
It'd be legendary if you can get Jamie to say: THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT
Dah Wiberil Gubament
Lol he will just say " the what'l what'erment"
@@katayfa👏👏👏👏
With that whimper at the end, pure gold. That there is a government destroyer.
Golden replies
Jamie is literally the Shazam! character in real life. A young nervous man in a large, older man's body.
OH MY GOD HE FUCKIN IS SHAZAM
a silly little immature boy
JORDAN: "Tim's perfect"
20secs later
JORDAN: "Tim's a dandelion"
Not mutually exclusive
@@CaffHCloudlow ahahHaha
Jesus man, watching Jamie beg Tim to stay is honestly cringeworthy. Tim puts it super well "I'll see you on the outside I'm not dying." but Jamie just refuses to get it. Damn.
So. Will Tim and Jamie meet up on the "outside"? Will Jamie confess his love? Will Tim dump Jamie or could this b the start of a new affair? Is Tim currently hiding from Jamie and the world? Or will Tim reciprocate Jamie's affections? Stay tuned for the next exciting installment of whores in paradise. Where boy meets boy. the girls attack the crew for sex and finally the producers just go into porn so they don't have to worry bout dialogue (as intensely deep as it is)and save money on sets and clothing. I think they r going to call their first movie man fucks manboy.
"never tell someone you like them. As soon as you do, its over. gets weird."
Yes, can confirm
I can double confirm
I triple confirm
Quadruple Confirmation
Pentuple confirm
Whatever's after pentuple confirm
Still on team “Jamie is 100% not straight.”
Oh he's bisexual lol....
I've never struggled harder to get through the first 4 minutes of a friendlyjordies video, I literally had to scroll to the comments for reprieve D:
Shit, I'm hiding out here too man squirming from the cringe
@@space_cadet2174 Oh god there's a tolerable 5 mins and then immediately back to the cinge. How do middle class white girls watch this on a weekly basis ???
@@4bidn1 I saw my girlfriend watching this episode last week and I asked her why she was skipping all the Jamie parts, I now understand why 😂😂
everyone in the bunker
jeez
When the rest of the cast are laughing at him walking out and the producer goes "it's not funny!" 🤣🤣
I wonder if some are laughing because they're so uncomfortable. I'm physically exhausted and repulsed so laughing is kind of a nervous reaction.
@@gilbej91 pretty sure it's just hilarious.
genuinely convinced jamie's got a crush on timm like, he feels more for him than any of the girls on the show. "i wanna wake up and see you every morning" thats the kind of shit that they say in cheesy romance shows. im seriously getting flashbacks to when i was gay and repressed in year 7
Fuck, as someone who was also gay and repressed in year 7 I was getting the same vibes...maybe Jamie's just too dense to have realized it yet. Or he's really just that sensitive and cares that much about his friends. Either way I feel sorry for the bloke.
exactly. he wants Tim. He's infatuated. notice he has no clue with woman. He's a closet case
Jamie is painful !!!
Really he's just too tragic for words.
The worlds oldest teenager.
yep
I understand why he is single if this is how acts when an acquaintance level friend leaves... Imagine being a chick on the other side of that 😬😬😬
@@josephwinder6878 right? So painful to watch.
@@callmewaves1160 it's quite sad really.
I mean the whole unrequited love thing is very painful. if that's what it is. I've been on that side like so many and it's pretty bad when the public just puts shit on the poor guy.
Jesus Christ, what is that mass effect sounding music? Is it really necessary?
I'm pretty sure the body language that Jamie is presenting in the quarters doesn't match the breakdown that he's having.
You reckon it's fake?
Yeah something seemed completely off. It looked like Jamie wasn’t having this huge breakdown. Especially since he walked out high fiving Tim
Jamie is a stage 5 clinger, Tim needs to run away as fast as he can.
oh god the sobbing and whimpering
Go on the Bachelor, complete the circle.
Your plan is undone by the fact the Jordan already has a partner, and she is fantastic, so why would he choose to go waste time with Z grade reality air heads?
His droopy eyes in every scene, they've got him drunk or on something. The man's not well
I was panic squatting to get through Jamie crying over Tim...
Where you grasping your forehead and rocking back and forth crying 'NONONO!'
melinda cannell I know I fucking was
What if Jamie got on this season to get with Timm which is why he was so devastated when he 'left'...
Forty years old, single, completely ignoring the advances of a girl who’s into him and obsessed with his “best mate”.
Do you really need me to draw you a diagram?
I got some serious secondhand embarrassment from that. Pull yourself together, Jamie.
And a like for the bachelor man admitting this is the apex of his career.
being single is a career?
@Alex M ok. a bit like professional gays. I asked a guy recently what he did for a living g. he replied I'm gay. like it's a job
@Alex M well it looks like i have a career. again..
That camp Krusty joke got me.
I feel bad for Jamie, I feel like it was irresponsible to have him on this season
Yeah oath, I'm worried for him. This seems exploitative
@@lavalampsucculent2996 lol all reality TV is exploitative
he's suing 10/Warner for currently unspecified reasons
make of that what you will
"I have to stand by my man." Um does Jaime realize that him and Timm aren't dating? 🤣🤣🤣
Jamie is a 40 and he cries like a kid who is 4 and is being left by there parents leaving them for day care but instead of that it is Tim leaving paradise
im pretty sure Jamie is in love with Tim more than a friend
Props to Murdoch channel 1198776 for finding so many awkward horrendous communicators and filming their interactions. I now feel less autistic than ever.
Jamie noooo... my heart is breaking for you! How could tim leave you. 😭😭😭
This was honestly the saddest, most upsetting thing to watch. This legit made me so uncomfortable to watch since Jamie is so clearly unstable and shaken up by the thought of Timm leaving.
Can we talk about the real love story? Jamie is clearly in love with Tim and I’m kinda into it
mate Jamie can't help it if Timm is just so infectuous
If Jamie is for real and isn’t just really great at acting, he is such a precious child and I want to protect him.
Affirmative. He’s a human that needs proper care and love. Not scolding from this failed society. He has a good soul
That was the most egregious frankenbite I've ever heard.
This was torture
Tickle torture. You laugh, but you're not enjoying it, left feeling exhausted and slightly violated.
Chin up Jordies, the height of your career will be the season when Jamie is the Bachelor
I feel like both Jamie's parents left for cigarettes when he was 5 and that's why he has such abandonment issues 😬
I have never watched this show in my life, but I felt such relief when Britney handed that rose to Jamie at 13:18. Jamie is just too pure for this world! I also think the producers are incredibly exploitative: Jamie is obviously a gentle soul who wants loyal friends who he can count on, and he is being edited in a way that comes across as desperate. I also think it was really sweet when he wanted to show solidarity with Timm, and that Timm is probably too young to yet appreciate the gift such a loyal friend is.
Yilmaz needs to have a sit down with Jamie
The scene where Jamie almost left the island because Timm thought about leaving will forever be the most iconic moment of BIP Australia. Timm's comment about being 27 and "fathering" 40-year-old Jamie gets me every time. Not to mention the producers desperately chasing after Jamie to let him know that Timm decided to stay. Comedy and Reality TV gold 👌
Why they gotta be mean to Jamie he seems like he just desperately wants some affection and real friends that care about him.
Amen!
Are we sure that Jamie isn't closeted? Maybe that's why he wasn't responding to the advances, and was upset that Tim was leaving.
Seriously though. He's a classic closet gay. I've literally met thousands of Jamie's.
In breaking news. Tim has come up with a new jar sauce called. Tims Pot Stirred Sauce 😂
Jamie whimpering as a 40 year old was satisfying as a 27 year old 😂
Jamie has the same reaction when the supermarket runs out of V05. Just imagine him searching the isles for V05 like he did searching for Tim
"I think it'll go far."
I'm cringing so hard I'm having convulsions, and it didn't stop.
ahahahah jk...
would be nice tho...
but nah, ahaha we just friends...
unless?
It's kinda cute ngl
Poor Jamie, text book example of a dog suffering from really acute separation anxiety. Tim is not even his owner yet Jamie feels fully adopted.
Am I the only one who thought that scene in the cabin looked off. If Jamie was actually crying that hard why would it not show his face and why would he just walk out after saying “no” 20 times in tears. Something doesn’t feel right here.
FriendlyJamies
When you realise that editors who censor nudity have seen it uncensored
This reminds me of the only scene on The Ultimate Fighter you're all familiar with.
"Let me bang, bro"
"I do let you bang bro, I do"(while not letting him bang)
Tears all round. Very emotional scene.
"Left a huge hole, everyone would've felt it" - Jamie 2020. Bloody thinking of the Bois
Mr Mackay from South Park when he drops acid and his head starts floating off in the wind reminds me of those whom 'go with the vibe'.
Bruh. Why does Tim leaving Jamie feel the same way as if Tim kicked a puppy.
Let’s hope Jamie imprints on Jordan and it becomes a 2 person show!
Jordan may need to do it online to keep Jamie from hugging him though.
@@maxvogt3515 hahahaha
Jamie's heart is already stolen .....
by Tim
fuaaark that Jamie & Tim scene had me facepalm myself into a concussion. My god that was painful to watch.
I don’t even watch the show anymore. I get everything here.
That total fake-out at then end where Osher was like "Tim, I'm sorry.."
I almost pulled a Jamie 😭
*Jordan you need to meet Jamie and give him some tips on how to pick up politically active brown women.*
what is this supposed to be in reference to?
Politically active brown women from Newtown with necklace chokers and bum shorts
@@Skippyx still not sure what this is getting at. Did Jordan make a comment about these types of girls in a podcast or does his gf or ex classify as one of these? Or is Jaime from that part of Sydney therefore these are the only kinds of women he would have access to trying to date? Just the fact that he specifically mentioned "politically active brown women" seems a little too direct to not have some kind of source or reference in relation to Jordan or Jaime, sorry if its obvious to everyone else
@@danteflame87 I think his GF is Korean.
Although I did live in Newtown for two years and the "politically active brown women from Newtown with necklace chokers and bum shorts" decription is VERY accurate for a lot of the women who live there.
@@danteflame87 no im just talking shit
Jamie lifted his leg pissed on Tim to mark his territory... even though he did not think Tim was a fire hydrant. Lol!
Man.. you gotta get Jamie in for an interview lmao
Jamie crying and being upset his friend is leaving reminds me of that show about 6 year olds on the BBC where they observe them and their interactions with others.
I wonder what Jung would think of Jamie
Freud would have a field day
@@billpeel4408 screw you buddy - that was literally what I was about to respond :-D
Also that KEYRAIN or however the fuck his name is spelt impression is fucking perfect, I laughed so hard I had to pause.
I think Jamie should just give his rose to Tim and be done with it.
Tim: "I'm not dying, I'm not dead. Stop crying."
This is painful to watch. 😖
"Yeah...yeah...yeah..yeah..." - Jamie
shortly followed by "NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!!!"
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494...and cries.
@@cheeseburgersuperior1874 it's a real festival of extreme emotions
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Oi, mate!!
8:45 when youre mate gets kick off school camp
I'm convinced Jamie has a crush on Timm at this point.
Man that was just 15 minutes of pain.
Real, tangible pain.
I know now why Jamie can't pick up on when a woman is hitting on him. Lol
You made me watch more of this shit than I'd ever have done in my worst hangover whilst unable to fiind the remote....
DEMON...
Jamie's in love with Tim, you can't convince me otherwise
10 years from now we see Jordies on Bachelor in Triple Ultra Paradise Deluxe 2000.
And his best mate Jamie is in the bunk bed right there beside him.
"There's rumors that you're leaving"
"Yep, I'm leaving"
"NoooOoooOoo.. You're not leaving." Dude's has the same tone as someone going through a break up. Mate grow up.
I have literally no context...but I still sit through this...
Please try and be gentle with the man-child Jamie, its already going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.
yeah but it's the internet
10:45 when you leave without letting your dog know and he starts looking for you
Loving the low effort content Jordan
"low effort?"
are you kidding? Just sitting through the show footage was an effort for US - and we're not making vids out of it
I keep screaming "fuuuuck" and "UGGH OH NOOO."
This is gold. Painful gold. But gold nevertheless.
How is Jamie a fireman? He cries over the smallest things.
but - so do firemen?
LIKE KOALAS, GLADYS
It’s ok, the fire dept only sends him out to rescue pets from trees.
he puts out fires with his tears
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I'd cry over Gladys too that bitch scares me
"The winds going this way that's pretty hectic.." 🌀🌀🌸🌸🌸
Can somebody please buy Jamie a copy of "No More Mr Nice Guy" and teach him how to read!
The bargehorn operator gets a thoroughly good workout moonlighting for this show