Drunks caught on RBT = Aussie Legends
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I made a cop almost piss his pants laughing one time. It was literally one of the only times I actually didnt have pot or crack on me (since given up the ice thank god). But this copper has searched the whole car and found about 20 small clip seal bags that I just hadnt got round to throwing out. They were all clean and didnt have any residual anything in them. Anywho, copper found them all and asked me "what are these used for"? I told him "you are never going to believe me bloke. You see every now and then I dont want a whole sandwhich so I made a bunch of bite size sandwhiches and used these little bags". As I said he almost pissed himself laughing, he was howling for a good 5 minutes before he composed himself, did his final checks and let me go without charge.
Got the same reaction saying my bits of cut up straws and magic sponge in a sunnys case was for cleaning dirt from under my nails
This made me piss myself laughing
@@Andy.W94 what's the sponge for?
@@JoshuaTimothyHoward cleaning pipes after before/after use
@@longie12011 oh ok thanks dude
Watching shows like RBT is probably the only way I'll see my dad.
He said he was only ducken down to the general for a carton and a pack of durries.
Or son 😂
Nice
What a gun!
I once wrote something similar hahaha
"You can accuse me of being an alcoholic, you're welcome to believe in that.
But if I turn on the TV and remain seated back, best believe me when I say I'll turn on RBT and that might be the only week your kid will be seeing dad.
I thought it was neat hahahaha
Do you know what he looks like…or, is it an “I’ll know it when I see it,” situation…?
Hilariously...Jordon recognizes a cop he went to high school with, the next driver, Ryan, I went to high school with, in a tiny little NSW country town.
Oh my god that's amazing
Apparently the detour thing is common. I saw the RBT set up one block after my street and thought "HAHA sucks to be you" only to be pulled over the second I turned down my street. Memorable breath test because he asked me if I had been drinking and when I said no he said "Well, you're no fun"
Cool story
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime so I smoke crack on company time.
😂😂😂
Poetry of the Bogan 👊😎
Amen!!!!!
nice😝
Is that a kerser quote
Usually viewers recognise the guy being arrested as someone from high school, what a plot twist.
Isnt that... OMG it is
100% had someone I went to high school with get done on this show 😂
correct, in this case it was much worse. a good for nothing pig
It's better when the cop arresting him recognises him from high school.
‘Just meth’ is a phrase you hear a lot as a nurse in ED
thats very sad
I'm waiting for a meth.
@@monimate1673 it is. It’s become so mainstream now. It’s even worse when they stop taking their psych medication because they believe meth is the only thing that keeps them ‘sane’
@@M.-.D Wow!! It’s like you’ve been to every psych assessment I’ve done lol
All the bloody time lol
If your from Geelong you’ll understand the whole “just meth” thing
QLD has Caboolture...
@@chetmanley9781 Well they need to differentiate themselves from Burpengary - speed capital of Australia
@@chetmanley9781 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@chetmanley9781 Logan fkn central lmao
We got Rocko and Mandurah here in Perth for meth capitals lol
Everyone on RBT: “Yeah nah I’ve done the wrong thing ayy.”
3:02 A cherry ripe will cause you to fail a drug test if it's a cannabis edible.
can't fault that logic. Also great edible idea
@@Inammathe I had an edible mars bar once, the best edible i ever had was a souvlaki with 1000mgs in it
@@Skinslapper69 EAT SOUVLAKI
@@s8wc3 SOUVLAKI HUT. I actually went to souvlaki hut when i was like 6. Now i just go to this place in nunawading which has some hot ass souvos
Nah he said Cherry Pipe
Can you do a video on the funding disparity between private and public schools? Its getting pretty fucked, and no ones talking about it.
Why?
He's done videos on them in the past, but you're right it is fucked. He should do another one.
@@douglassmithe9799 Aren't public and private schools funded by different means?
@@Michael-zg1oh no, millions in grants go to private schools to get new pools while public schools are still comprised of demountables
@@LureThosePixels which is fucking bullshit. Private means private, you've got the publicly funded alternative so stop giving privates money.
RBT is just the live action Damo & Darren show.
Damo was modelled from Ryan exactly
That was literally what I was thinking 🤣
Can.. I.. Can ive me car keys back now
Officer: what's that piece of ripped clothing
Damo/Ryan that's nothing to do with me sir
Officer: ITS ATTACHED TO THE UNDERSIDE .OF YOUR CAR
Haha I miss Damo and Darren. So sad they only made 6 :(
During a gathering I saw a friend I hadn't seen in ages, and he said to me after a little talking "Ohh, I just took some meth." and upon my WTF face being turned on he then followed up with "Nah, I smoked it, didn't inject it, so it's fine." and I was so fucking confused, lmao. Bless him.
A bunch of us caught up for a fishing trip and old mate told me he's smoking and dealing meth now, this is the kid that would hang crap on us for smoking and bonging on and detested drugs. Life finds a way.
@@SEEYAIAYE pipes n rods, a truly blessed combination
Shooting it is best kills quicker
@@roblynch7463 check it out @friendlyjordies your stigma inducing meth stereotypes literally pave the way for jerks like rob lynch to suggest that killing people because they use drugs is an ok thing to say.
also rob, it doesn't 'kill quicker,' it has a quicker onset due to the bioavailability of intravenous use. feels good bro.
@@weareallofprey not if they overdose or have a mental breakdown and commit suicide.
Jordies is too hard on himself. He isn't either just bringing down the government or drugged losers who drive, he also takes the time to systematically destroy MAFS. Your service to this country is greatly appreciated.
nothing quite compares to the terror on a young police officer's face when you pull up to an RBT and when they ask you "have you been drinking?" and and you answer "yes"
10:55 "I'm going, Miss. I'm just, I'm just having a drink from the bubbler first." "GO TO THE PRINCIPAL NOW!" Hahaha! Ahhh memories.
"How about you not be a rat? "
" no "
Dead
i’m a 17 year old american who’s never left the midwest and i think abt this show all the time lmao
Australian netflix is so shit, we have old episodes of jeopardy, nothing interesting and everything woke
@@tiredlandk.5972 there's tons of nazi history doccos for ya
@@false-set im not into conspiracy theories
@@tiredlandk.5972 and that’s a checkmate.
Good game. Good game.
@@false-set gotta keep the young libs happy
When I worked in Mt Druitt, I would see customers on there ALL the time.
Turned it into a drinking game.
I would often be more f**ked up than the stooges on there.
I’M GOING OFFICER FINE JUST LEMME HAVE ONE MORE SIP FROM THE BUBBLER I’M THIRSTY I WAS PLAYING SOCCER ALL LUNCH I DIDN’T GET TIME TO HAVE A DRINK
While hes not taking down the australian government, hes resting and relaxing with over 500,000 of his fans! Jordies has it figured out!
And a handy reminder ahead of double demerit points long weekend
2:10.
Gary Orsum: "I get that joke because it's a reference to Foo Fighters!"
When
@@tonysuda9066.
He didn’t actually say that, I was just making a joke.
Betty Klimenko being the caricature of Australians watching RBT is so unbelievably spot on
She is such a legend though, her and Reynolds are tied for Supercars comedy, and larko of course
What about ozzy reviews!
Fun fact Chad won a war with toyota pick-ups, with 50 cals
*Chad*
The guy who was drinking Woodstock, but blows a 0....
Woodstock just has anti-freeze in it rather than alcohol
Legend sucking a woody 40 and blows zero LOL they were pissed off
There is a Harvard professor who recently came out to say he uses hard drugs recreationally. Hart I think.
End the war of drugs.
Geelong "No beer, Just Meth" - RBT XD
I love RBT not gonna lie. Reminds me that my life could actually be worse.
Missed this
This show is just a sad indication that these people need help which isn't available.
They shouldn't have driven under the influence in the first place. Shouldn't have touched drugs. You can be the poorest kid in the country, work your arse off, get paid by the government to go to a heavily subsidised world class university or trade school, put all of your tuition costs on a super low interest government loan and then earn decent wages in a decent career. You can even be a deadshit during high school and still get into uni or TAFE through special entry tests. Seriously, how much help do these people need? If they can't pull their finger out in this veritable paradise that is Australia, then nothing will save them. In the United States and UK, being born poor will likely see you stay poor. In Australia, nothing stops you from living a good life unless you act like a fuckwit and do stupid shit.
@@keynesianeconomics4113 ah yes because not helping these people is a great idea
@@keynesianeconomics4113 wanker alert
@@keynesianeconomics4113 "fuck I hate when poor cunts get addicted to extremely addictive substances, just fucking put down the bong for fucks sake" - you champ
True story , I was living with mates. Which one of them invited their boys over who were smoking crack & the shit I’ve seen and been through was Astonishing. I even took them under my roof. I’m so glad we parted ways otherwise I would have lived their lifestyle if it wasn’t for my daughter honestly I probably would have ended using…
Edit: please don’t turn to meth. it won’t get you anywhere, 🙏🏻
Gotta love the “pause for effect” after each breath test gag they put on whilst trying to make the show last the full allotted time slot. Every breath test I’ve ever done, the results been fairly well instant.
What are the chances that FriendlyJordies really didn’t want to cover MAFS drama again?
I'm happy he didn't. Shit stain TV
Nah that's on Wednesday mate.
Quick mafs
If they ever filmed this in Tasmania they’d have 3x the footage
Those sorts of reactions are always great to see when watching aussie free-to-air nonfiction shows like this
"Hey! He went to my high school!"
Here in NZ we have a show called Police Ten7, otherwise known as Spot the Whanau
@@kalebbrasell3506 lmao never heard I'll check that out
What was your mate from high school saying when you talked over him? Was he saying that guy thought he was alright to drive after drinking a whole bottle of vodka? What a champion.
Nah I've seen that clip, the guy drove to a bottle-o that was less than 1km (hence him saying why didn't I walk) from his house after having a whole bottle of wine and got caught
@@chrisp.lettuce8900 Damn, I don't know if that's horrible or impressive. Probably both.
Imagine if some random P player got pulled over and got an alcohol reading of:
0.001
It's possible
"Do you know how many lives you endangered by eating those cherry ripe bars? Well, tongue swab next..."
i did. now i have a dui lol
There's a professor at QUT with degrees in various subjects that has he sickest rats tail on earth.
What a mad lad
Free to air is terminal another 10 years and it will just be one channel running "everybody loves Raymond" and sky news
jordie's reaction to seeing a kid from high school is hilarious
Love the Christian Porter dig at the end XD
The best part of RBT is when they show your home town, and you, no matter where you’re from, always go “WEY THATS US, EVERYONE ON THIS EPISODES GONNA BE SMASHED!”
"Do i have time for a cigarette?" - Legend
The guy who blew 0.320 was 0.100 off
Does Jordie know when smoko begins at work across Australia or something? Timings impeccable
We need that RBT graphic overlay as a sticker for the bottom left corner of the back windows for when the cops pull you over. This way we can see every ones high score.
😂
Jordie you're not bringing anyone down, you're lifting us up! Who doesn't enjoy a bit of the old "heh, least I'm not that poor bugger!"
Idk, the "just meth" one made me sad. That shits such a scurge and has become way to normalised. At least he called it "meth" and not "ice", which people say because they want the drug to sound way less dirty.
Every response "yeah righto, can I have a smoke?"
My wifes old man(a coppa) absolutely loooves rbt. He watches it like its the football!
me: eating maggi 2 minute noodles while watching this feeling called out
The FriendlyJordies highschool lore thickens.
"Have some oysters.... Maybe a smoke"
"once the telly goes on y9our brain turns off" explains jordies doing MAFs videos
I'm just waiting for a friendlyjordies upload mate.
🤣
This is food for the soul.
I love the voice over dad jokes/bad puns 😂
RBT is literally our version of a gladiator arena 😂😂😂 Yelling at the TV to get them locked up
I can't be the only one who was convinced the first guy would come up under DUI after that build up.
This show and several others make me think this is why I love this country
Well i've got to spend my 3 day lockdown doing something
He doesn’t need identification, those glasses are famous baby
idk who you are Walt, but you're a fucking legend
"aw a lot mate. Maybe... 200 beers"
Lol this made me laugh hard and put a smile on my face during these hard times. Liked, subscribed, hit the bell.... thank you
That dude almost ruined cherry ripe for me. Almost.
About 20 years ago there was a rumor getting around that a cherry ripe would make you fail an RBT.
Whaaaaat, you knew that police guy! HAHAHA that's so great
bruh, more aussie courts?
or more interviews both is good
Oh man, the guy at 7:17. I just wanna tell him he's worthy.
please, for the love of all that is holy, make this a very regular segment
Disappointed that there was no coverage on the Rami episode... would’ve cried if it were in this video.
Rami deserves the key not just to the city, but to the world.
What's the Rami episode?
Is he waiting for a mate?
@@ToddMurphyAU th-cam.com/video/m4f72sMnZnI/w-d-xo.html so distorted but essentially he passes the breath test lmao
Yes! Just in time for smoko!
can we get a high school reunion podcast with Walt and the real yilmaz
Fun story. On my green P's had a few drinks at a mates place. By a few I mean 200ml of vodka in 2 hours. Finished the last sip as I got in the car and got RBT'd 20minutes later at 0.000. winning!
Missed an opportunity to talk about how drug tests don't actually test for impairment.
Share ya pipe and he just might....👍😃
Of course your name is declan
Ryan is a good man , people never know what someone else has been through in their life and are very quick to judge on how they look , but at the end of the day if that person is a good person than that's all that matters !
Do you know him?
@@mangolloyd4736 yeah
Good old keechy haha
The weed test is outdated. After an hour or two you are no longer affected by the thc. They could do an anagram test when they send it to the lab to see the exact time that you were high but they dont. They dont test if you've had booze in the last 12 hours they test how much booze is in your system at that time. It blows my mind that we actually let people drive while buzzing from a few drinks as long as you're under the limit. Plus the crackheads at my work are up for 2 days every other day but they arent afraid of a piss test cause its out of their system in 2 days. Im a moderate nightly smoker but im gonna get the sack before the crackhead like are you for cereal..
That’s not necessarily true. Just like alcohol, the effects of the THC in marijuana affect different people differently. Plenty of people I’ve seen high on it that are still clearly affected by the drug up to a day after using... same as people I know who are still clearly drunk the day after
@@OfficialAshArcher yeah driving intoxicated is not a good idea. If i smoke i have to wait an hour before i even catch a bus lol. And i have low tolerance for weed so it affects me more than most people..
If they're still affected by weed the day after its definitely because they've been smoking for less than a year of moderate use which means they got stoned less than about 50 times, or they took a long break. When you start smoking thats when the haze and any "psychedelic" properties are strongest but that stuff fades the more you use. The high lasts 30 minutes then the after haze is very very mild.
Maybe if you eat a huge brownie you'll be faded for 2 days but thats just joey diaz most people arent that crazy haha
The "cracks" are appearing in his story. You missed that one Jordie.
Crack is cocaine, not meth
@@chrisp.lettuce8900 Ok bro 👍
I don't think that guy was trying to be a rat and own it, I think he was trying to shorten his tv humiliation time and speed the police along
Tbh tho id be like that
concrete evidence on the "Concreter"..classik
concrete evidence and comedy gold
Was at a party in my early 20's when we got raided by the cops and who should stride in amongst them, one of my old class mates 🤣🤣🤣
6:16 Actually thought Jordies was gonna reveal that Walt was Yilmaz for a second there
THAT would have been a hell of a plot twist
Was just thinking about these classics.
Offf this gonna be good.
@3:48 that sound which means an AD break hands up who cracks the shites
"Pulling over tradies" Brah ha ha ha ha!
9:11 The music… I can’t… I can’t 😂
Meth is a real problem in Geelong so the blasé way in which he admits being on meth is not really out of the ordinary down here.
7 seconds in and I cant take my eyes off the shipwreck on booger reef.
Commenting early like a boss
Lol at recognising a cop as a school mate
Pls keep pumping these out
“Except the Attorney General”...whoops that aged quickly!
Jordies: *Rails against corruption*.
Also Jordies: "Cops are tops!"
I don't even know how many layers of irony he's on at this point when it comes to cops
jordie is just a lil rich kid. The sort of person you don't want next to you in the trenches.
@@goyindi ah ye fr fr bro u really out there mane gang shit 💯
He missed the "ripple" comment on that 2nd plasterer, top narration. But do love this.
Fun fact road side drug tests aren't that accurate and nearly give false negatives 50 percent of the time
So is it a good thing to ask if you should go for further tests or not? Or will the more accurate test just pick up all the other hidden drugs in one's system?
Asking for a friend.
@@demun6065 if you took drugs no. If you didn't, then ask for blood test. Blood test for drugs can pick up cannabis, mdma, versions of speed/meth and I think opiods. (I got done lol)
Also the fact that a positive drug test doesn't even prove that you're actually driving under the influence of said drugs.
@@sadmermaid unlucky man. I know for sure opiates aren't on the quick test, at least.
@@mattreviews4948 that's changed hasn't it? Last time I got pulled over cop asked if I'd smoked weed "in the last 2 days", and I'm pretty sure it used to be a 7 day period. It's dumb, though. If you smoke a joint last night, you're not stoned the next day, but can still get busted.
I drink and fly my space shop all the time and never get caught as no body sees me with my cloaking device on.
I was at hungry jacks the other day and saw something that gave me PTSD; they had Sky News on the TV and what I saw was pure horror...
Paul Murry interviewing Joe Hildebrand!
Wow Jordan should have a look at that
Man I have never been breath tested in any other country than Australia. We can literally buy beer on tap at the petrol station in Italy.
BOOZERS RISE UP 🍾🍾🍾 the sober media will not show you this
If I end up on TV you can bet it’ll be Highway patrol or RBT
"Pretty much anyone involved in law and order in Australia? legend." - thanks mate :)
"just meth" right outta my dads book of responses dude, thats a florida moment.