@@whateveryasaypal5022 It is possible to have romantic inclinations toward the same gender while still being asexual. He's clearly uncomfortable with and uninterested in sex, regardless of who he is romantically attracted to.
You know what I actually do feel a bit bad for Jamie, he's a bit weird, and dumb, but damn if this show doesn't push that further with messing with his audio and kinda mocking him with the star wars crawl. Damn....
They mess with all of their audios to put a narrative together. I understand why but they also do it WAY too much, I mean if you even pay a tiny bit of attention half the sentences in each episode are Frankenbites... My guess with Jamie suing it'll come down to how badly did they Frankenbite him to change what he said. TBH I expect Channel 10/Endomol will win simply because of how their contracts will be worded and the fact that Jamie has no doubt said something dumb at some point that would corroborate their 'version' of events.
The best bit was the producers reaction to Jamie saying he was going to sue them for defamation. They basically said they could have made him look worse by revealing the fact that when Timm (why's he got to m's in his name?) said he was leaving, Jaime actually made it all the way to the airport before the producers could let him know that Timm didn't leave.
@@prolifik6513 www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8571003/Channel-10-offers-SAVAGE-response-Bachelor-Paradise-star-Jamie-Doran.html But I guess it's the Daily Mail so take it with a grain of salt...
@@HD_Heresy I think there is 1 circumstance that makes him not gay. He could be a virgin. That would also explain his behaviour. It's gotta be one of the two though lol.
That or his immense attachment and abandonment issues aren't gender-related. He gets this clingy to anyone who is remotely nice to him, or who seems apathetic to him.
Jamie is like a puppy dog in every way... except he can't bury his bone. Also. Hi Britt, My name is Daniel and I am 27 years old. My hobbies include not telling people they're my 34th back up choice and laying my pipe. Come get this dog. Speed TH-cam dating EZ
Really don't want it to happen, that would be tragic. Sometimes people can't handle the spotlight and that understandable given how everybody on the planet is a rude cunt.
Me *god this is pain to watch* Jordies: This is the hardest part of the job, not exposing water corruption, but watching bogans getting smashed talking about their feelings.
It's funny to think that Jordies watched 3 full episodes just for 18 minutes of content. He probably spent more time watching ads than we spent watching his vid.
The Tattoos are making this show looks like it's really part of the movie "Doomsday" or the tribes in "Centurion", man I really wish Neil Marshall was directing this, it'll be great!!!
The scariest part of the analogy at 11:09 is that usually the kid at the top in that plan is the smartest since they’re able to act most “adult-like”, implying there were two kids even dumber than Jamie
From the way Jamie interacts with other people…and the things he says in response to certain actions…it seems like Jamie might be on the Spectrum. Something is def going on there.
Jamie really is destined to die alone, he had this gorgeous woman throwing herself at him and still found some way to fuck it up. This episode was so painful to watch even with Jordie's commentary.
Watching reality TV really puts in perspective how good your dating life is, no matter how unsuccessful it is. At least I'm not on a crappy show and ruining all future prospects
Jamie is 40 years old
Looks like he's 30 years old
Dresses like a 20 year old
Thinks like a 10 year old
And cries like a newborn
XD
🤣🤣🤣 best comment
And as smart as a bag of chips
da circle of life baybee
Too funny...
Brittney: Well you wouldn't sleep with Tim would you?
Jamie:
Can't believe Brittney left me hanging like that.
Jamie: yes Tim is my best friend I can't imagine paradise without him😂😂
I'm CONVINCED Jamie has a strange crush on Tim.
Jamie’s response was 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
jamie: "good question"
Jordy might keep denying it, but he's invested now.
Jordy for Bachelor in Paradise 2021
Nah, put him on mafs
@@willshields4480 I think Yilmaz would make a better fit for mafs 😂😂😂
Yes and PM 2024
@@MK_ULTRA420 jordy on mafs but he changes up to a random character every episode.
@@jamesmorrison6703 Not Dave though he doesn't deserve such evil put upon him...unless he just wants to get it in hehehehe.
Jamie doesn't want a girlfriend, the poor guy just wants A friend :'(
There seems to be a very real possibility that Jamie is actually asexual and either in denial, or just doesn't realise it.
@@mjb7015 or maybe just gay by the way he goes on about tim
@@whateveryasaypal5022 It is possible to have romantic inclinations toward the same gender while still being asexual. He's clearly uncomfortable with and uninterested in sex, regardless of who he is romantically attracted to.
Yeah. A friend ;)
Asexual, Aromantic, but somehow clingy as fuck
My shock when the Star Wars text effect wasn't added by Mat in post and was ACTUALLY part of the show
Leave poor Jamie alone he's just not "vibin it"
You know what I actually do feel a bit bad for Jamie, he's a bit weird, and dumb, but damn if this show doesn't push that further with messing with his audio and kinda mocking him with the star wars crawl. Damn....
They mess with all of their audios to put a narrative together. I understand why but they also do it WAY too much, I mean if you even pay a tiny bit of attention half the sentences in each episode are Frankenbites...
My guess with Jamie suing it'll come down to how badly did they Frankenbite him to change what he said. TBH I expect Channel 10/Endomol will win simply because of how their contracts will be worded and the fact that Jamie has no doubt said something dumb at some point that would corroborate their 'version' of events.
Reality TV shows are basically TH-cam poops of IRL footage
Space Man you’ve never been in a relationship
It’ll be back to the sanitarium after this show. Jamie’s last ditch effort at being a productive part of society.
“You are dumb enough sober” should be our national slogan.
The best bit was the producers reaction to Jamie saying he was going to sue them for defamation. They basically said they could have made him look worse by revealing the fact that when Timm (why's he got to m's in his name?) said he was leaving, Jaime actually made it all the way to the airport before the producers could let him know that Timm didn't leave.
Hahahaha what. Source?
@@prolifik6513 www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8571003/Channel-10-offers-SAVAGE-response-Bachelor-Paradise-star-Jamie-Doran.html
But I guess it's the Daily Mail so take it with a grain of salt...
Wait... Timm, Ciaran and Alex are all different people??? I thought they were the same person putting on different accents
They still are
Not even joking anymore. Jamie is legit 100% gay. He is deadset in love with Tim.
Fuck he has to be hey, only person he genuinely gets upset over
@@HD_Heresy I think there is 1 circumstance that makes him not gay. He could be a virgin. That would also explain his behaviour. It's gotta be one of the two though lol.
He’s a completely gay men. All cool
He’s needs to come out.
That or his immense attachment and abandonment issues aren't gender-related. He gets this clingy to anyone who is remotely nice to him, or who seems apathetic to him.
Nah, suing channel 10 isn't the end, all it means is Up Late with Jamie will be moved to channel 7.
Jamie is like a puppy dog in every way... except he can't bury his bone.
Also. Hi Britt, My name is Daniel and I am 27 years old. My hobbies include not telling people they're my 34th back up choice and laying my pipe. Come get this dog.
Speed TH-cam dating EZ
This man using TH-cam to pick up chicks the absolute mad lad
Agreed. Go get her, tiger.
@@arsenaldailytransfernews Still has a better shot than Jamie
@@SpaceRaccoon22 Those tribesmen who shoot all outsiders with arrows have a better shot than Jamie.
This is Tinder 2042
Just me or does Jamie look like an Aldi version of a Ken Doll?
I think the new guy looks like the Aldi version of a ken doll, down to the plasticness
More like IGA version.
It blows me away that Jamie is 40
Cheap as chips version 😂
Bad. Different.
Bro British timm has a point. Jaims got a woman throwing herself at him but he's too daft to just flow
@Tilly Divine Okay incel
I feel like Jamie’s closeted at this point
Yes, he is secretly a broom
For sure
As a man that came out in his 30s I have to agree haha
I reakon he's a bit on the spectrum
He is like a child.
I heard Jamie is using the same lawyer Clive Palmer uses
"Would you sleep with me"?
Any normal single man in that situation: "F**k yeah!"
Jamie: *Confused internal screaming*
"Mmmm, good point British Tim."
Jordie needs to do another Dave's diners to compare hungry Jacks big Jack and McDonald's Big Mac. We can finally see who makes the better burgers.
We don't need a taste test for that. Hungry Jacks makes way better burgers but it's not a high bar to go after.
Tried one last week - swing and a miss.
@@fl00d69 oi nah I thought it was alright aye
It’s a real shame the Grand MAC and Jacks Big Jack didn’t coexist at the same time. A direct comparison would be incredible.
@@peterdutton4083 yeah that'd be a great slogan in their new ad campaign...
"Say hello, to the BIG JACK. It's alright aye."
You should do a Classic Jordies with Alisha, she was a Bill Shorten advisor and is still involved with the Labor Party. Perfect crossover brah
Jamie is the kind of guy to wait 3 years into the marriage to even hold hands, how can you ask him about something as scandalous as pre-marital sex?
Always on time for my work break. Love the consistency.
Right!!! It's perfect
I feel like I'm watching somebody's last moments before suicide.
A little dark, but i see it
A little.....?
Really don't want it to happen, that would be tragic. Sometimes people can't handle the spotlight and that understandable given how everybody on the planet is a rude cunt.
Man, Jamie is so poorly socially adjusted.
The guy needs therapy. 100%. Teach him how to act like a well adjusted human.
To be fair, it's hard to learn social skills when the only people you associate with are a bunch of troglodytes on an island.
i wouldn’t be surprised if jaime had asperges
Therapy doesn't t teach you socialising. In fact there's nobody that really does other than your parents
Jordan, you have to call Jamie what he is: a big himbo. And we love him for it.
Jamie's on the spectrum, I don't know what spectrum but he's on it.
so like, jamie is definitely somewhere on the spectrum right? almost makes me feel bad for laughing at him
Everyone is. That's why it's called a spectrum.
Yeah, this goes well beyond abandonment or attachment issues. Something's not wired right upstairs.
I’m on the spectrum and trust me, he’s more that that. There’s something else going on
Me *god this is pain to watch*
Jordies: This is the hardest part of the job, not exposing water corruption, but watching bogans getting smashed talking about their feelings.
Jeez, Jamie is one dense man... he makes Clive Palmer looks intelligent
:(
Yeah but nah
Let's not go that far.
PLEASE REVIEW THE WORST OUTDOOR POOLS IN AUSTRALIA AND INCLUDE DOVETON POOL IN VICTORIA!
yeah jordy plz. we been waiting too long🥴🥴🥴
YES HAHAHAHA
Oh fuck, Doveton pool, haven't been there since I was 5. They still got that really shit slide into the kids pool?
Benalla aquatic centre. The outdoor pool is open five days of the year - and they have a water slide...which never opens.
Watching friendlyjordies is the only way to watch this show.
Bloody brilliant mate.
That edit where you mention the sasquatch as the video shows him stumbling onto the beach was perfect. :)
Im starting to think he's incapable of moving his eyes. I've never seen his eyes move once but he does make a lot of sudden head turns
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to roughly 18 minutes of euphoria
I feel like I've been sucking on a lemon for 18 minutes with the amount I'm cringing
@@space_cadet2174 I mean we already knew what we're in for the moment we saw that thumbnail
That girl has a South African accent but clearly she’s been in Australia for a while because it’s not that strong
Honestly thought that was just a normal "broad" aussie accent. Not the gold coast slur that 99% of young australians have adopted
COVID-19 no way, her accent was nothing from Australia.
Her mother is Quintoujanese
It’s such a shame. If Jaime had half a brain he’d of scored so much poon. Never seen an attractive guy like Jaime be this socially inept.
I know. His looks are fucking wasted on him
If Jordies who is metrosexual says he needs to man up, what does that say?
I find it hard to believe jamie is a real person and not just a golden retriever animorphed into a human
is Jamie physically incapable of opening his eyes more than halfway?
I had to stop this multiple times. So many moments hurt to watch jesus.
Bro Jamie has to be a closet gay and i just want him and Tim to be happy together
It's funny to think that Jordies watched 3 full episodes just for 18 minutes of content. He probably spent more time watching ads than we spent watching his vid.
His editor cuts them down in advance, so Jordan doesn’t actually watch full episodes.
Lucky guy.
aunty shell should star in this show, id actually watch an episode or to if that was the case
As much of a joke as it was: yeah just don't say that in front of the chicks, man smh
I say that kind of stuff in front of my wife all the time and she's fine. We've brought her down to just one bottle of wine per day now.
@@HOTD108_ I would say there's a difference between you and your wife and Jamie saying it in this situation
@@HOTD108_ massive difference. You're married and have a well established relationship. He doesn't know her well and she likes him.
May be my social awkwardness coming through but "Would you sleep with me?" to my face like that, my brain would be screaming "Its a TRAAAAP!!"
We’re so close to the FriendlyJamies content we deserve.
Jordan, make it happen.
Jamie is literally getting bullied.
Good to know that Matt the editor is still around. Haven’t heard Jordan mention him in a while
The Tattoos are making this show looks like it's really part of the movie "Doomsday" or the tribes in "Centurion", man I really wish Neil Marshall was directing this, it'll be great!!!
Jordies, have Jamie on. Give him the platform he needs
Dont think my morning could get better then boom JAMIE!!!!!
11:41 Beautiful singing voice Jordies, please drop album soon 😍
Could it be that Jamie is actually incredibly closeted?
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Love the Vincent Adultman reference from Bojack. Excellent analogy
Fastest click of my life. Jamie is an Australian treasure.
I love the fact that people still think these reality tv shows are reality
The scariest part of the analogy at 11:09 is that usually the kid at the top in that plan is the smartest since they’re able to act most “adult-like”, implying there were two kids even dumber than Jamie
This makes me giggly like a little school girl and I need to keep pausing to regather myself... Love you Jamie
Best line of 2020 goes to "you make julie bishop look like mary poppins"
Oh i loved that star wars text so much...
They went way too far hahaha
I can never watch shows like the Bachelor and Bachelorette on tv but always have a laugh watching Jordan react to them
the best way to watch this show. so thankful for these
This is physically difficult to watch. I can't imagine watching the full epidode
I'm starting to see why Jamie is trying to sue.
This isn't Bachelor in Paradise anymore. Its Jamie in Paradise. And I only NEED MOAR
Poor Jamie at least he's the most real.
I've never watched it just going on what you share :)
Rumi was writing in the 1200s, bruz.
WTF is this? A friend sent me this video. What's happening? It's like watching some kind of freak show while having a bad acid trip.
I click on this way faster than your usual videos.
one of these days Jordies will quit the politics and just feed us the trash we WANT!
"No no no NoOoOo" - Jamie, 2020
From the way Jamie interacts with other people…and the things he says in response to certain actions…it seems like Jamie might be on the Spectrum. Something is def going on there.
If you're looking for a Bachie/political cross over, contestant Alisha Aitken-Radburn is it. She is a former staffer for Bill Shorten.
It’s fun knowing you have the same pair of headphones as Jordan
These videos are always so difficult to get through, I swear I grind my teeth more watching this than doing bad pingas at the local
God, I love you guys. You make me laugh so much. Honestly love your reviews of MAFS and the bachelor/ette. Thanks for making these
The shirts get better and better
Please keep doing these videos - they are making me laugh my way through Melbourne Stage 4 lockdown!
Timm and Ciarran look like a before and after picture. I am just not sure before and after what
.
Watching Jamie is like watching all the times you fucked up with girls in highschool
Jamie really is destined to die alone, he had this gorgeous woman throwing herself at him and still found some way to fuck it up. This episode was so painful to watch even with Jordie's commentary.
I hope this network does a series of the Batchelor starting Jamie as ‘the Batchelor.’
‘What if Jamie’s French?’
Jamie’s a f****** psychic vampire from What we do in the Shadows” ... he’s Colin on roids
0:07 I went to Jamie's IG and I'm not joking when I said that he turned off his comments' section. Another article had him saying that he was bullied
Jamie is the best thing to happen to free to air tv since the Sydney olympics
Up Latt with Jamie sounds good and all, but I doubt he’d allow himself to watch it, since it’d be past his bedtime.
If ALL THREE of the long haired tattooed men in paradise can’t help Jamie, then there is no hope
I like how all the guys in this show, are either some variant of Tim or not Tim
I audibly laughed at the gremlin comparison!
Jaimie has asbergers, it's beyond obvious at this point.
Ass burgers
@C H lol 😂
totally... his obviously way on the spectrum. Probably never diagnosed however
General pants stay in your laNE!!!!!!
Anyone else have a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach every time Jamie opens his mouth?
Watching reality TV really puts in perspective how good your dating life is, no matter how unsuccessful it is. At least I'm not on a crappy show and ruining all future prospects
Jamie's like the Scooby Doo of this show
Maybe Scrappy.
thumbs up for the Bojack reference bruz
Interest in the TV show: 0%
Interest in Jordie ripping it to shreds: 100%
This dude is like the pepperoni that comes with the processed cheese stick
I can't stop watching this fucking trainwreck.