The Bachelor: Worst Betrayal Imaginable
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2024
- (Vol. 2) We're still shaking after witnessing Juliette betray her closest friends in such a brutal and uncompromising way. How can she sleep at night after this?
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They need to make a show called bachelor rejects where they get all the worst chicks from this show like areeba and that red head chick and have them fight over Jaime. Pure gold TV right there
I would watch jordan review that.
They better pay Jamie 5 million dollarydoos for that. He deserves better
#bringbackjamie
#bringbackjamie
I support this.
God, I feel so awful. I'm the type of person who gives others heartfelt, origami folded notes of thanks/love/etc. and seeing Juliette get dunked on for it was disgusting. Bless her. She couldn't think straight enough in the tension of the moment to realise Areeba's a horrible person and call her out. Juliette did nothing wrong!
Anyway thanks for the video Jordie.
Areeba has to be playing it up for the cameras/showrunner request, she's just over the top nasty.
She got a rose cause she had an original thought in her head unlike most, if not all, of the other women
SPORTS RORTS
@@curlykoala696 exactly haha, they're filthy because they didn't do it themselves
Honestly, so glad I would never be on that show. I would just be sitting there on my own because I wouldn't wanna talk to majority of those chicks because they all appear to have such a holier than thou attitude. Lol I would not get much screen time 😹
I’m guessing Areeba’s idea of a challenge means “I’m gonna be a ballbreaker and expect you to just put up with it”
Yes that is a challenge.... A big fucking challenge.
@@novakjovanovic7313 shame about the reward for effort.
Areeba and Gable tostee need to hook up ASAP
@@danielcharleschisholm wow... Thanks mate I didn't even think hard enough to realise that the reward would be... Areeba with more 'challenge'... My mind and life is much worse now just realising that this concept could become a reality for some most unfortunate person... Just when I thought I knew just how bad this world could be... boom! 🌋 someone on the internet just made the world worse for me... 😨😢 I'm gonna squat in the shower hugging myself while crying... 😂😂😂
She would be a challenge in the sense that every day you wake up it would be a challenge not to leave her.
This week I'm just waiting for her to claim she's being bullied because roses are red and she's ginger.
😭😭😭😭
What does mole mean to aussies?
@@georgecunningham3487 It generally just means a dirty or disgusting person. In my experience, usually used by women to describe other women they don't like.
@@georgecunningham3487 almost always a derogatory term used by one girl or woman to another they see as competition. Basically just another word for bitch.
This actually hurts to watch! There’s like, 12 levels of cringe. How’s this show got a new season every year?!?!
Because people like watching cringey trash now.
Callan Taylor
Always have.
When you answer your question before you ask it.
Because for some reason network executives have gotten it into their heads that "highly watched" constitutes "good"
@@DYNEadvance That's exactly what is good for a TV show, the shows are there to get people watching ads that pay the channel. The most watched shows charge more for advertising time.
My mom watches this show and started watching your reviews, she absolutely love you👍
There is hope
She should become a socialist too
I relate to your Mum. My teenager put me on to him a while ago. I really enjoy his comments on the political landscape .
Everyone loves he
Mrs. Milner has good taste
wait so, they all made it clear they were all self-interested, independent 'bad bitches' and yet the second one of them does something independently, they have a breakdown?
Be consistent with your 'values.'
So true hahahaa. sadly the only thing these 'women' are capable of is pitiful circular logic
This show reminds me of year 5 when the 4 prettiest girls in the year level all pretended to be grown up by fighting over the one guy who could do a couple of skill moves when he played soccer at recess
Giving the note is a nice gesture that actually requires thought and a bit of depth to express your feelings in a cohesive way.
Those other girls just mad jealous because they didn’t have the intellectual or social capacity to think of it first
As for attractiveness the note girl is hot as, actually better than most on the show in my opinion
Lol exactly, she got the rose for having an original thought in her head unlike most, if not all, the other women
@@curlykoala696 And that's why they hate her lol
Idk it's a bit weird and forward but her treatment was completely uncalled for
Juliet got that rose for showing her vast IQ compared to the others:
By writing something emotionally intelligible
"Juliette, of all people." Yes. Imagine, taking an interest in the most physically-attractive woman there. Amazing.
I don't think that juliette is most physically attractive but she was definitely the most dateable person
@@drake1896 I wouldn't date anyone on there, but I still think Juliette is the best looking.
"So we wanted to know if you liked a bit of a burrito, a kebab or a butter chicken?"
Ultimately the worst pickup line in history. At least "There is no team in I" is at least ironically hilarious.
Kinda makes hayleys lines from mafs look like a Geoffrey Chaucer Poem
Immediately made me think of hot messy meat. I don't think that's the thought you want to put in a guys head when he's thinking of you.
Sharon you forgot the fact that all three dishes can give you the shits.
@Sharon that's fuckin hilarious
For some reason I've gotten it into my head this line being slightly racist
When you’re too lazy to watch the show and watch the reviews since it’s 99 times less cringe.
I don't think that's laziness man; in fact I'd say I'm too lazy to WATCH the show when I'm in the mood for comedy.
Not watching The Bachelor isn't laziness, it's self preservation.
Do you guys reckon Areeba was a Young Liberal?
Not not ‘was’.... ‘is’.
Haha for sure she is... But only to meet a white upper middle class lower north shore boy so that she can break out of her primitive caste system level of 'Dalits'.
Don’t forget Laura. She’d be a young Liberal too.
She 100% is going to be a lib candidate next general.
Moet maar "was" wees
Areeba radiates an unsettling amount of Pauline Hanson energy
What, how?
The girls getting upset over the note just shows that the idea of doing something thoughtful for the guy never even crossed their mind
Juliete is the only girl worth a damn
"i'm a good person in general" i'm more than willing to bet my entire lives wages that Areeba is in fact, not a "good person". i mean come on, if you have to clarify you're a "good person" like that you probably aren't
This exactly.
If you are truly nice, you don't need to try and convince people
@@callmewaves1160 "I'm a good person, but if I don't like you then I'm a bad person." = not a good person
This whole show is just a recreation of Year 6 drama but with grown adults. She handed him a note saying "Do you like me? Yes/No", he circled Yes, and now the whole rest of year 6 is freaking out about it because they have nothing better to do
yep. Pretty much.
The funniest part is they don't even know each other they're just quick to jump off into groups with similar personalities and then start trash talking the others like they've known them their whole lives
Those three ladies have the same last ditch monopoly strats as I do. When all hope seems lost, collectivise your assets with other losing players.
Communism?
@@blahblahblahblah2837 some accused us of such things. They were kulaks and capitalists mostly
All of these women are the kind of people i would NEVER want to know in person...
Areeba is the sort of girl that would come up to a stranger, at a party, drunk and list all her daddy issues and people that have crossed her since grade 2.
I'm getting baaaaaaaad flashbacks of all-girls high school era D:
All that screen time on Areeba and not one mention of "boss"
And someone else mentioned "a bad bitch"
Watch her entry. She was adamant on being the "boss"
@@randombird9234 exactly, during this episode she didn't even mention it but the other chick did say "bad bitch"
I love how these "adults" don't act matured. Also funny thing is when the trio asked Locky if he likes a challenge cause they'll give him one. Then Juliette challenged them by giving a note and receives a rose, funny as shit how Reeba cant take a challenge herself.
Areeba’s biggest threat is… herself
Pretty much
Areeba needs mirror 🪞 to look at where she stands with the looks .
"Why are they crying so much, Id be crying if I had to stay"
Can't imagine willingly sitting down to watch an entire episode of this! But these videos are hilarious!
There has never, ever, in the history of commentary, has there ever been a more SPOT ON comment ever made than the enema comment made in relation to Irena. As a nurse, I can confirm this lol. It's so spot on, I forgot how to use correct English
you didn't have to confirm you're a nurse, we can tell
@@damianw9086 ok bro calm down lol
@@ahanemone I'm just playing along with the joke my friend
I wonder if when Irena comes back to work, the whole work place will know how alone she is.
like picture it. all these blank stares from NOT only her co workers but the patients getting their enemas done.
devastating.
well, at least the patients will be facing away from her, so...
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 oof
Damn she ended up winning and then apparently they got married according to this clickbait headline the algorithm worked out I should see.
Jordan is literally the only reason i apply to be apart of the bachelor, hoping he keeps the content up long enough so i can become old enough for it
I don't know what humble beginnings you come from. But even the most penniless pauper of a Uni student has their word, and their self respect in this world.
If you make a reality TV appearance you lose both. Stay strong.
Daniel Batancs Not if she blatantly assassinates the show and is radical 👌 Its only the people who let it get to em, sounds like she just wants to troll them 😂
Gunsinger Dread no weebs
Troll them all and give Mr Shanks some juicy content! It will be a sacrifice on your image and soul possibly, but think of the shenanigans we could pull with someone on the inside...
What, no comment on the amount of them calling a group of one guy and three girls a threesome?
They probably don't even know he exists, or where they are. All that matters is being top bitch.
'Human beings developed language precisely so they could make the bachelor.'
Noam Chomsky would like to know your location.
Seriously though, I’d watch a four hour video of Chomsky and Jordies just shooting the shit.
Women's profiles on Tinder: "If you just say 'hi' then forget it. Make an effort to impress me"
Women opening a dialogue: 4:29
God that thing you said about this scene being on the playground with the girl crying because “I’m too young to know my friends are psychos” hit me right in the feels man. Getting Vietnam flashbacks over here.
I went to the same acting course as Kaitlyn, she was so good in her grad show, not even joking.
Whenever Lachie speaks I just hear Hamish Blake.
I thought I was the only one!
Christ! I can't unhear it now 😳
Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Assuming any of these people know what a Dalek is, is extremely generous of you Jordie
I did some theatre shows with Katelyn back in school. When I saw her start posting about The Bachelor on Facebook I knew it was only a matter of time until I saw Jordies rip on her.
Hilarious! They are banging on about 'betrayal'? It's a competition, ladies....
This is exactly what I thought.
When people refer to the “annoying one”, everyone knows who they’re talking about, even tho most people on that show are annoying. Now that’s a whole other level of annoying.
I swear Areeba is treating this like a job interview 😂
For home and away...
Why is Jamie not the bachelor? He should at least be the runners up prize .
lmao, im just imagineing big dramatic entrance when its down to just a few girls "there is another bachelor,dun dun dun" and the first thing he says to one of the girls is "oh is tim here?"
IKR.... he was robbed!
Jordie for the host of Bachelor 2021
HELL YES.
Maybe the host, he has a girlfriend. But that’d be pretty cool tho.
Jamie for Bachelor.
@Shorne Pubique He'd turn utter cringe into hilarious comedy. I mean, yea sure he'd make them feel horrible, but 90% of those women are annoying trolls in make-up.
The show might be more entertaining if they put them all in a pit to fight to the death like the peacocks.
Actually yes, wrestling challenges would make it 10x better
Then all the townsfolk will never be hungry again. The poor will be able to feast on the carcasses of the defeated. Their bellies will rumble no more!
Bachelor in thunderdome
Isn’t that .. what they did?
I love how 4 people are having a conversation (if you can call it that) and the other contestants are unanimous that this is "a threesome".
Jordan cites Dunbar's language theory. Remembers early chapters in Harari's Sapiens. Watches Bachy. 'Oh my God, IT'S ALL THE SAME!'
#MattForTheNextBatchelor
Get it done Jordan
Also I think a few of these girls need a Souvlaki for their emotional outbursts
The girls calling eachother moles reminds me of that scene from Goldmember where Austin can't stop impulsively saying "MOLE"
Hey Jordie, are you gonna cover Australia's mass media attack on yt? Isaac Butterfield has covered it and I reckon you could do it even more justice.
Yeah I thought I he would have covered it by now as well. Here's hoping...
Hopefully he's cooking up something
He retweeted EE's video on it, so he's probably got one coming out soon
@David Davey th-cam.com/video/zayeUtg-BDw/w-d-xo.html
@David Davey I just got really lazy when renaming my google account lmao, no problem
Thanks for subjecting yourself to this torrent of effluent for the mind. I'd need a lobotomy before viewing an episode, and would want one afterwards.
"torrent of effluent for the mind" is now my new favourite phrase, thanks :-)
honestly god bless Juliet
Areeba makes me want to eat scissors.
Horizontally or Vertically?
@@CapitalismIsCancer Me or the scissors?
Wonder Llama Yes.
ItsTreesAndDen btw, now all I can hear in my brain is Palpatine saying your name!
Actually thinking about it a funny series to do commentary for would be worlds strictest parents I can just imagine it it would be absolute GOLD
FYI my 90 year granny said she wouldn't kick the bachelor out of bed..she cant remember his name however, i gagged when she told me
Oh, that's brutal.
She could do way better than that Besser block :-)
Notegate2020:
If you have a personality, that is a form of betrayal punishable by death.
If only they would do a Married At First Sight: Reality TV Star Edition and bring on Jamie, Areeba and some of the former Married At First Sight, Bachelor/Bachelorette and Love Island contestants.
Mafs is an absolute goldmine. Liz, Ines, Connie, Michael...
The guy is going to always pick who ever he thinks is the hottest. The rest is just fill in booyah
Is it wrong that like every 5 seconds i laugh and say out loud "they're so dumb"?
I feel like it's low hanging fruit at this point.
Very wild to have friendlyjordies roast a girl who was in your class in high school.
Please continue this series. I've decided I'm going to watch bachelor through you. I was only tuning in for Osher's hair anyway
5:02 wasn't expecting that. 'Keep it in, keep it in!'. I wasn't sure if that was directed to the camera man or the hypothetical obese housebound man...
One of my friends is on the show and she's 100% on there for the insta followers lol the bloke is just a bonus. She's gotten 10k followers in a week. Water is wet.
I think the funniest thing about this Bachelor is how awkward his physical touching is. He holds hands like someone who’s never done it before; super high (like the girl’s shoulder height) and just fingers holding fingers.
Me, a nurse: "it's true! You WOULDN'T believe how many enemas I've performed!"
Mate you're a bit behind, the grid iron match was huge!!! For some weird reason it suddenly rained and they were all sliding around in the mud and the tackle on Roxy was massive lol
This show is one long catfight - makes me miss Bachelor in Paradise which was more even-handed.
Like the little sad lockdown hermit I am I’ve been waiting for this video nothing bring me more laughs or joy
"Harridan" is a word that needs more mileage.
"A strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman"
According to Google NGram Viewer, the word Harridan was most popular in 2016, rising since the early 2000s. The last time it was even close to being that popular was 1801.
I also have a huge, majestic... presence.
1:27 Oh no, my greatest threat - someone with a personality
I’ve worked with Irena before. She’s actually pretty cool ngl.
🧢
It only just occurred to me during the laughing bit that you have an actual camera man recording you watch TV instead of using a tripod. I assume he feeds you grapes inbetween takes too.
5:03 - Who needs a "Don't forget to like this video" prompt when there is gold like this! LIKE!
Thirst posts for Matt just increased by 500%
"What a stitch up".... Fuck it was worth the wait and came out of nowhere. TEARS of laughter...
It didn't click she handed him a note then got a rose That's why you're on this show sweetheart
Wow that Ariba is literally a Case study for Borderline personality disorder in the flesh. I've never witnessed such Toxic behavior.
I’ve met that kaitlyn chick, she’s actually lovely
I dunno what's worse: that these snippets of The Bachelor are bringing out all the latent, internalised misogyny I've tried so hard to be bigger than...
...or that Areeba didn't let me once play the "BOSS" drinking game this episode.
I am a troubled woman. May lose sleep over that second one tonight.
Areeba's personality is equivalent to the shit you scrape off of the bbq after you're done with it
Best videos...evaaaarr! You increase my longevity, I'm in stitches every vid.
These re-caps just get funnier and funnier.
Does that Ariba chick think shes mafia or something?? "Shes gonna regret it" I couldn't roll my eyes any harder every time she spoke.
She knows the local bikies 😂
"and then i am going to call you something like a snake"
SO FUCKING ACCURATE HAHAHAHAHA
Petition to bring back the word 'Harridan' into modern conversations
starting to think he just likes watching the bachelor
Damned it. You actually got me to look up the finale to see if Juilette won or not!
12:20 Man Jordies was fucking *BRUTAL* there.
Funny enough I knew the ranga chick growing up i would spent a couple days up at her house occasionally when my family was in the area.
"hey dad, why do we gossip" "for one day it will lead to the worlds destruction"
This is all good but aren't you going to talk about the fact that there is a law going through parliament that gives the media control of the youtube algorithm and that gives them the power to stop your videos from being recommended.
thats honestly so fucking shit mate, I hope there's going to be an Australian online internet riot created from 4chan to occur and be filed eventually by Internet Historian
Have you ever complained that TH-cam has always promoted big content creators while doing nothing to help small content creators get recognition?
But now they want you to complain that they, as a smaller platform aren't being support in favour of large platforms?
Just asking about the hypocrisy of their moral outrage.
Nah mate google and TH-cam are lying to you. They're telling people like you to lobby the government without giving you all the information.
@@hayreddinbarbarossa661 It's their platform though? Why should anyone other than TH-cam be in charge of the TH-cam algorithm? Especially the fucking media
between the fake baby shot and the fucking snake, this video has wayyyyyy scarier images than either of the regional ads videos
Locky’s heavy breathing between sentences while reading that note, legitimately made my vagina clap shut.
To relate from an old quote: "What are beaches for? To bitch around with your fellow bitches."
Did Jordan accurately predict Areeba would call Juilette a snake?
And they developed language to pass on information on building Monolithic Domes.
HOW DO THEY FEEL BETRAYED THEYVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR TEN MINUTES
The fact you went through the torture of having to watch a single episode of this crap just makes you and even bigger champion than before lol
I can't believe you didn't point out the 2 very impressive reasons he gave Juliette a Rose, how Areeba didn't spot that too is beyond me.
Even you can't make this interesting. I appreciate the effort, and thank you for the sacrifice.