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Me and mate in the early days of when cyber builing was a new and upcoming news story in NZ. We must have been anywhere 10 or 11 years old had created what we thought was a private event on Facebook about another kid our age that we didn't like and made a "punch this person day." What we didn't know was that someone else had permission to change the name of the event, so it ended up being "kill this person day." And the it exploded in our primary/ intermediate school, and the cops got involved. Because it was on my mates facebook page, he was the one to get in trouble with the cops. Cops followed up with dad, and he just laughed in the cops face, thinking it was a hilarious and probably the funniest thing i had done up to that point in my life
My mother told me a story of her time in the force. Caught a young kid spray painting a wall and without thinking sprayed the kid in the face with his own can (Olden day style punishment), They took the kid home to their parents nervous about owning up to the punishment they'd already laid out on the juvenile, The parents answered the door and as my mother was explaining the story to the young persons parent they got irate and started laying into their child. My mother later finds out that their family is part of a community service group and that the parents of this child have been painting over the graffiti on that wall for months now.
@@TheAnonymousFTWI wish they did. Unfortunately I am now in good shape. I miss being able to shake my moobs, but the upside is that I can now walk up stairs without getting out of breath.
That first story is one of the goats. ''No sir, I shall not go to jail for the next 18 months. Instead I will go home and carry on my beer adventure and you, fine officer, shall return my vehicle to me. Regards''
i asked a cop on a Sydney train station to watch my bag while i went to look at the timetable. he didn't he know he was guarding a bag containing my bong and big of bag of weed. NSW cops. such great community service. thank you.
Just trying to figure out the inconsequential stupidity of your comment, firstly you asked a Cop to watch your bag in a train station ( never fucking happen lmfao) what couldn’t carry it? Secondly you claim you had a BONG and WEED in said bag, I am calling BS on this sad attempt at notoriety! Your “story” is just that, a story lmfao
Cop did a u turn into my car one day in sunny QLD. On the highway, slams on his brakes, as do I so as to not rear end him, which I don't. His emergency lights come on, he's swerved into the stopping lane, no indicators on, so I go past him on the highway at about 50 in a 100 zone, with traffic behind me. Then as I pass him, he turns out into my car and hits the front left side. 6 months of reading and rereading the traffic code and the police emergency powers act later to be sure of my arguments, his insurer is claiming I'm at fault, I'm uninsured and actively contesting the claim, inviting them to "go to court and see what a judge says" Instead they send a $40,000 letter of demand claiming _they_ found me at fault (see FIAA Industry code of conduct for the problem there,) which they then immediately sold to a debt collector. The debt collector called me once, I sent them all my evidence (photos, audio recordings with the cop on the day, witness statements from my 3 passengers, diagrams showing how the accident happened vs how the police report claimed it happened, discrepancies between their story and the evidence I collected, the absence of evidence collected by the police and the fact I wasn't charged.) Never heard from them again and the "unpaid debt" isn't on my credit history. Who should I report this attempted extortion to? The police? I wouldn't trust a cop as far as I could dropkick one.
Well, in terms of RP troglodytes, the warhammer bunch takes the cake in terms of the sweat and funk. Still not on the same tier as yu-gi-oh players, but a close second.
@@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Bruh a lazgun easily does 1d12 radiant damage and any guardsman who lives past the first 40 seconds post enemy contact in that setting automatically qualifies as a level 5 fighter.
If you get banned from Calgary, they have to give you a horse, a gun and a week's worth of rations. All bars in Alberta (and I think BC) have to have a hitching posts for horses. Someone lost his license for drinking and driving so he rode his horse to the bar. The horse got hit by a car so he sued the bar for not having a hitching post and won. That week every bar installed a hitching post. True story!
When I was 11, a US Federal Marshal came onto my parents property without a warrant, and entered our home (again, without a warrant) I was home sick, and blasting _'The Phantom Menace'_ OST, and didn't hear them shouting about if anyone was home until they were walking up the stairs to the top floor where the bedrooms were. I stuck my head out of my door, only to be looking down the barrel of a handgun held 10 feet away. I screamed, in terror slammed my bedroom door, and called 911 and told them there was a stranger with a gun in my home. She got in *_A LOT_* of trouble. My dad was beyond furious, and his lawyer took her to town.
Wtf?! What was the reason? Not that any reason can be accepted going to a house guns blazing without a warrant but what made the marshal think they can do this?
@@elif6908 I don't really want to get into the specifics of it, but basically my dad was suing the federal government and he and his lawyer had been able to make a strong case and fight them to a standstill (but not win). I assume the marshal was there to snoop and look for documents or something - but I'm not sure. Both my parents worked 8-6 and I wasn't supposed to be home that day, but stayed unexpectedly because I had a bad cold w/ fever and felt awful.
@@mickey4125 It's certainly possible. It was then, and still is one of my favorite pieces from the movie. This took place in early june in 1999, and I had been gifted the CD for my birthday at the end of may - a couple of weeks after the movie came out, to say I was still very hyped about everything star wars would be an understatement. I also had (the demo version) of the pod racer game, and it was was so _so_ much fun.
When I was on my L Plates, I saw that the cops were doing RBT’s and as a 17 year old, I wanted to do an RBT. I circled around 4 times before the cop saw the car and pulled me over. He asked me “I’ve seen your car several times now, are you lost”? and I said “no, I just wanted to be breath tested”. I kid you not, he laughed for a solid minute, brought another police officer over, told him, and then he proceeded to laugh for another minute! Shout out to the Ferny Grove Police for EVENTUALLY pulling me over… Took you long enough! 😂
Well they got me successfully. But to be fair, I was only just over so they let me spend time at the Ferny Grove station to see if I could blow under. I got the feeling they were rooting for me.
Ferny Grove police experience always falls into 1 of 2 buckets. Bucket A) I committed a non-violent crime right in front of them and they told me to stop creating paperwork and go away. Bucket B) They beat me with a baton for breathing too loud.
For whatever reason, in Western Australia it’s an offence to carry more than 50kg of potato’s. Police even have the right to stop and search your vehicle if they believe you to have more than this amount.
@@oscarwilson5805 I remember him, what was that all about again? He went to war with the big potato producers who supplied Woolies and Coles or something.
When commenting online, always remember: the police are twice as lazy as you, and it's super easy to go knock on your door instead of doing real police work
The cop saying "You can't park there" to a car crash means he's seen some shit and was just glad this time it wasn't another body with its limbs torn off.
British copper here, I think ive only got one 'crazy' but allowed on youtube esque call which I have to tell. so for context the place I live has a local drunk muppet who for the sake of privacy we will call Bob. Bob is well known around town for being well, extra. He is usually pissing off people and if not pissing of people he pisses off of roofs, so stellar bloke. One night myself and my partner get tasked to respond to a drunk man at a pub whos refuseing to leave, so we respond to the scene and talk to the manager. Turns out Bob decided to lock himself in the bathroom with a pint and a pool cue. You see Bob was not very happy about the fact the evil bartender wouldn't let him hit on the staff or drink himself to sleep. So we decided that we could reason with such a man and started a conversation trying to convince Bob to put the pint and pool cue down. After around half an hour of riveting conversation and negotiation, Bob decided to oblige us and opened the door only to show us the shit he took and how proud of it he was. We were then praised by Bob as we flushed the toilet and removed him from the bathroom. Cut to us in the car and he decides to piss in the backseat and curse us for ruining his night. In the custody suite we find out that Bob managed to smuggle a pool ball up his unwashed behind which he decided to roll on the floor throughout the night with no incidents. which surprised me as somehow this man braved his shit ridden colon to shove a pool ball inside for later and decided to just play with it. Upon asking the manager whether he wanted the pool ball back, he elected to allow Bob to keep it.
Back in my youth I was riding shotgun with a friend when he got pulled over by the cops. When the cop came up to the driver I started sneezing. The cop looks over at me and says "weed smokers sneeze a lot" to which I promptly replied "it takes one and know one". My friends jaw dropped in initial shock and he had to turn away from the cop. I think my quick and brazen cheekiness caught him completely off guard because he just checked my mates licence and left without speaking another word to me. We had a bit of a laugh after he left.
glad that the fat kid story is not only in the video but also receiving much deserved praise. first time i read it i knew that one was just on another level.
Many moons ago as a freshly minted P plater (red plates in those days) I borrowed me Dad's red Holden Kingswood (3 on the tree, 202 6 cylinder) to do a few errands on a Saturday morn. It was a greasy wet morning and my first solo drive as a free man. Thought I'd give her a bit to see what she could do and then realised I was at the red traffic lights too soon! Anyway, I hit the brakes and then the car suddenly lurched to a stop but it was spinning in a 360 degree circle one and a half times right in front of the local Police station and library. I'd hit a bit of oil or something and had no control. Luckily, the car stopped facing the other side of the road after literally doing the 360 and a bit. My older brother always used to take her and always shredded whatever rubber grip thread was left on the tires. Dad never did change the tires till a bubble started. I think six or seven coppers ran out and surrounded me. I cranked open the window and the Sargent or Chief Constable stopped smiling and asked if I was right. I nodded and said " I musta hit something". "Yeah", he said, it was vomit on the road from a couple of drunks they brought in the night before. I could see a laugh trying to break through. With the drizzle, the spew was almost as bad as oil on the road. The rear bottom and sides of the car were covered in it with chunky bits. He didn't ask for my license or any details, just said to slow down in the wet and go home to wash the car. Then they all started laughing and giggling like schoolboys. One even slapped the roof and said he loved the old Kingswood's. So I drove off. Moral of the story: wash off vomit as soon as you can cos it sticks to your paint like an STD! God, I miss my old mans car! Broke the axle on it once. 😇
I'm late to the party here, but when I was around 15 me and my friends were hanging out at my place. We saw the kid across the road doing yard work and decided to scare him. My mate gets the idea of covering himself in fake blood and running out into the street while we chase him, beat him with sticks, and drag him back in. Best idea we've ever heard. We immediately get started. We make it into the street and start the fake beating only to see a bus full of people has just pulled up. Too late, have to finish. We drag him back inside and laugh to ourselves before going back to playing Magic: The Gathering and watching Star Trek Deep Space 9. A few hours later, when the friend who we fake beat had gone home, there's a knock on the door. My dad, who'd just got home after a long day, opens it to find two officers stood gravely. "We've had reports of violence and someone being held against their will" My dad loves to tell the story of my meek little voice saying "ohhh I can explain that" They searched the house and the car boots, gave me disappointed looks, accepted the story, and went on their way. Of course we then called up my pal and told him the cops were coming over to speak to him and his ultra-strict parents. Left him to panic and wait for a non-existent visit. Worth the grounding
The best Ye Olde Law story has to be that one that happened recently to that Australian comedian who takes his pet goat everywhere with him. I can't remember his name. But he had a gig in Sydney, and took the goat to the grass/park area at circular quay (for non australian/sydney based readers, this is the main part of sydney where the harbour bridge/opera house is, think the Times Square of Sydney CBD). The cops fined him because the goat wasn't on a lead and was just roaming the grass area free. The comedian took the cops to court and got off on the grounds that technically, the syndey harbour bridge was technically still a stock route, and you are allowed to graze your stock on crown land that falls the side of these stock routes, and the goat technically fell under the category of stock. Absolutely brilliant.
Waiting for a mate to get off his train, sitting in the carpark around age 15, backpack full of piss ready for the night ahead. The police station is next to it, and they have to do a loop around the front of the traino, oak flats if anyone knows it. Cops in a paddy wagon come around the quickly made a beeline into the carpark and pulled up in front of my two buddies and I. They asked what we were up to, "what's in the bags (just clothes sir), do I need to check? All right. Don't smoke cones." And pulled away. We looked at each other and laughed, said no way that just happened. They then stopped at the end of the carpark, chucked it in reverse, I'm sure he caught air over the speed bump, stomped on the brakes in front of us. Told us to come up to the window. "Don't smoke cones, alright boys? If you want to be in the in crowd, you gotta smoke ice." And slowly pulled away again. My favorite police interaction to date.
My mother is 76 years old and recebtly broke the jaw, two ribs, and the arm of a police officer after suffering with a breakdown due to her Dementia. She was in hospital at the time as she was seeing dead people, and she attempted to escape. I received a call from the police and informed them she has more balls than Keno and a mean right hook , so please tread carefully. Of course, they thought they knew better and decided to approach her from behind. I heard the entire situation play out over the phone, and though I was worried for the male officer, I couldn't help but giggle. I also LOVED saying I told you so.
I don't believe you. Unless the police officer was enfeebled, how is that possible? Jaw, ribs, and an arm at 76? That isn't easy. Even if she punched them, there is no way it did all that damage. If she *did* do that though, could you tell me her exercise routine?
@@flup1303 He forgot to mention that the cop had brittle bone disease and she was a 10th degree black belt and had a crowbar LOL and this whole story is Bullcrap
@flup1303 never underestimate the strength of a panicked human being, especially a fully grown one! People fight a lot harder than you'd ever imagine when primal fear kicks in!
Cops love to approach from behind don't they? When I was nine years old, in elementary school, I had a similar experience with a cop who was giving lessons about traffic safety at the school that day: During the break, I got mad and physically attacked a group of classmates, who were mocking me. The police officer saw this and employed his brilliant de-escalation tactic. Suddenly I was grabbed from behind by an unknown adult and, panicking to release myself from the stranger's vise-like grip, I kicked behind and hit his shin or knee. It must have been a solid hit, cause it forced him to let go, but after I ran a few meters, he caught me again and threw me over his shoulder, carrying me off like a screaming and flailing sand bag. From then on I was known in my tiny settlement just out of town as the kid who hit a police officer. 😅 And a bit later, months after I transferred to a school in the near suburban area, some kid recognized me and I learned with horror that my reputation has spread farther than I imagined! 🤣
One of my mates is a cop and he's probably one of the most laid back blokes I've ever met. One night at our local we are having a beer in the beer garden and another one of the locals who we know fairly well comes over for a chat. A few minutes later this bloke starts to absent mindfully role a joint and sparks up in front of my mate before remembering that my mate is a cop and freezes like a rabbit in the headlights. My mate says to him "don't worry, I'm off-duty" before asking for a toke.
Went to a known cannabis smoking area and found 5 people stoned off their heads. We chatted for five minutes or so about being called to five people smoking cannabis in the area. I asked if they had seen anyone matching the description, then i proceeded to describe them to themselves. This immensely freaked them out. While we were talking to them, one dropped their mull bowl. We asked them to let us know if they see the five people we described and they said they would. They started to walk away and when they were far enough away we picked up the cannabis and yelled, "guys you dropped your pot. Who wants it?" they started to walk faster then slightly jog. We yelled "come back and take your drugs with you, this is littering". They kept moving away. One of us yelled "let the dog go!" and I started barking. They piss bolted, was even better because we never had a dog with us the whole time we were talking to them. Paddy wagons (in my day) didn't have Radar nor Lidar. There was a known spot where people used to speed down this hill. There was a spot at the bottom of the hill where we could park and eat on our break whilst semi hidden by trees. It was only possible to see us when you were about 20 meters away. We would point our breathalyzer machine out the window (looks nothing like a lidar) whilst eating. We would laugh our heads off as people would see us, make eye contact and slam their breaks on as they passed. Followed a P plater vehicle which was occupied with 5 males under 20 years of age. They were sus as F making movements like they were trying to conceal something. They continued looking back at us constantly, they drove in odd directions like 4 left hand turns in a row arriving back where they started, they went down back streets and then more back streets in the opposite way they were originally going. We could tell they were freaking out. We continued following closely for approximately 5kms in circles for what seem to be 10 minutes. the whole time the rear passengers were turning around and watching us. We turned on our lights and sirens and the vehicle pulled over..... We then quickly overtook the vehicle and sped away to another job. Pulled over Hamish Blake for making a left across three lanes. Let him off with a warning. I was asked a question under oath in a trial. the question was "how do you know the s3x shop was open when you arrived?" I stated "I would rather not say". Was reminded I was under oath and needed to answer the question. I replied "As I entered the door there were two very attractive females directly to my left, they were approximately 50cms from me. We locked eyes and they looked frightened or shocked. The woman closest to me broke eye contact and looked at the display she was shopping in front of then looked back at me. I then broke eye contact and looked at the shelf she had just looked at, which I noticed it contained a selection of long double headed D-Does. I made eye contact with them again and said G-day. and I walked into the open store." The magistrate was not impressed to say the least at the amount of detail I went into, however my account is now part of a judicial record. Had to stop traffic for the purpose of euthanizing of a dying kangaroo (hit by a car). This particular Roo was extremely resilient. It took 13 bullets to put it out of its misery. however when we turned around, the female in the front of queue of stopped vehicles had a horrified look on her face. The look on her face was worse than the kangaroo after the 13 bullets. I'm pretty sure we created a vegan that day. make me anonymous if possible.
Out for a pleasant patrol on a one way street in a large city on a Sunday afternoon and notice that the older car ahead of us had two people in it and the passenger was cradling a plant on his lap the top of which was green and bushy and reached the roof lining. The driver must have noticed the suspicious fully marked Police patrol car directly behind them and mentioned this causally in passing to the passenger...who then started to eat this plant from the top down. After we let him digest the foolishness of his actions right down to the roots in the pot....and we stopped laughing hysterically.. we stopped that car. I walked up to the passenger side (window was down) and asked him if he was alright. He was still chewing the last mouthful and nodded his head. I then said to the driver that he better take his mate home and pray that he can make him puke up that whole plant before the THC takes effect...... or be prepared to sit up and look after his mate for the next 24 hours... There were no reported deaths from drug overdose that day or the next...
Mate, Skippy makes the LAC easy to figure out. Especially if it's the Skippy v blue cordless hole punch that happened outside a schmick looking private boys school in an intellectual backwater of a university town. I could be wrong though. No biggie Loved the anecdotes 👍 Write a memoir. It'd be a best seller
Reminds me of the story of some cartel using a Shadowrun LARP group to smuggle drugs for them. The group apparently didn't even realise it wasn't a game until a few 'sessions' in when they realised all of the jobs were the same kind of delivery runs and got suspicious.
I lived in Bathurst in the 70s. Driving into town I was pulled over at a police roadblock (it was during the races). A cop indicated he was going to search my car. I jumped out an said, "Mate, I'm just on my way to work," and his superior said, "Nah, let him go we've got too many visitors to check." The cop didn't look happy but waved me away. It wasn't until five minutes later I remembered there was a big bag of weed in my glovebox.
Please make me anonymous. My uncle is a parole officer, he goes to do his weekly check in on a guy, knocks on his door, nothing, knocks again, nothing, looks through the windows, no ones inside, so he checks around back and sees his guy stark naked and doing something in his garden, goes over to see what it is. Apparently he was so high on bath salts that he wandered out of his house, into his backyard, into his garden where he kept a ball cactus, and then proceeded to use it like the world's worst fl3sh-l1ght. My uncle tries to pull him off and subdue him, but this man was hanging on like the lord himself told him to, eventually he tazes him, cuffs him and calls an ambulance. Anyway my uncle usually ends the story by mentioning that this man's nether region looked like someone turned a half full sausage casing into a pincushion, such was his lust for the cactus
I wish I saw this community post. I had a run in with the NSW cops at a breath test stop near Windsor. When I was pulling in, a cop to the left of me decided to walk backwards into my side mirror and bumped it. He opened my door and start screaming obscenities at me, called me stupid, etcetc, and told me to pull over near one of the cars. I was fucking 20 and on my way home from Uni. I pulled over and he came over and started talking to me like shit, saying I 'seriously injured him' and that I was 'driving recklessly' (I was going probably 2km/h turning into the breath test) and then he took my license to his car. The car was positioned so the front camera in their car was on the people driving in, and this guy was gone a while. I can only assume he watched the footage and saw himself walk backwards into my car because he came storming over and literally threw my license at me through the window and said 'drive careful next time' and let me go without any repercussions. I drove away, cried, drove home and called my Dad, cried some more. NSW cops, and especially the Hawkesbury cops, can get royally fucked. Oh and once a cop up in North Richmond told my friend his car was unregistered (he had paid the registration the day before but the system had an issue which we found out when he had to go to court) and made two 18/19 year olds leave a car in the middle of a parking lot at 12/1am in the morning in the middle of no where. Didn't even make an effort to make sure we were safe.
There was a cop in my town, bit of an ass. We knew each other from a few pointless encounters. One of those cops that was always trying to get you for something. He once breath tested me 3 times in one night, about half an hour apart when I was the sober designated driver at a party. My flat mate was working at a pub one night and asked if I could pick her up so she got home safe. When I arrived, this cop was outside, off duty and maggot drunk arguing with a bunch of locals. It was fairly heated and was probably moments away from getting into a pub brawl. Somehow he managed to get himself out of it. I sat at the bar, waiting for my friend to finish work with a coke in my hand. He staggers over, drops his butt onto the stool next me, leans in with his breath reeking of booze, squinting through heavily bloodshot eyes and says "So, young fella.. are you behavin' yaself?" I couldn't help myself. I looked him right in the eye, grinned and said "Yep... but it looks like you're not huh?". Then gestured to the clearly angry group of locals just outside on the pubs patio staring at him through the window. Got up, joined my friend and said "Good luck with that mate" and walked out.
I got a fine for riding my horse home from my friend's house. I was drunk and my horse knew the way home, so I just told her to go to bed and she started walking back. I didn't know it was illegal to drunk ride. They followed us the rest of the way and to make sure we both got home. Cops were chill and got a laugh so I got the minimum fine.
Was driving my grandma's car on a rainy night and going around the corner I went straight over some oil. Remembering what Doc Hudson said to Lightning, I managed to get it back under control (after a few decent skids). Little did I know there were cops on the other side of the road and thought I was for sure gonna be pulled over but as they passed, the driver was hanging out his window fist bumping the air and hammering the horn. Given that was in Livo, I'm not entirely sure they were cops
If I had of remembered at the time, The story of me in my early P plater days nearly running over a cop would of been an alright one, was driving along with a car full of mates at night into what was basically one of two roads into town/village where I was greeted with a breath testing checkpoint by the police, and having been confused by the light sticks they were waving around panicked and pulled into the checkpoint last second almost running the poor officer down. Thankfully, he wasn't too pressed about it strangely, and after proving i wasn't drunk and just stupid waved me along, kindly asking me not to run over any more officers on the way out.
Those P Plates are for everyone’s protection. Other people know you may drive like crud, and to give you a wide berth, and we can’t be too surprised if you do some silly, panicked stuff. I didn’t know other countries don’t have P plates, they’re a genius idea. I’d believe a cool copper would be cool with a non drunk P Plater.
had my P plates for less than a week, got pulled over in my 80s Falcon one night. As the police walk up to my car I could hear over the radio that they were being told I'd just gotten my licence (I'm guessing because the car is under my name) Do the usual licence and breath check, all clear. They let me go. Now, my car being from the 80s the gear indicator lights were out so I couldn't see what gear I was in. I pulled down the selector which put it into REVERSE so I started rolling back towards the police car. I panicked and slammed on the brake, put the selector in drive and, to avoid stalling my ancient car, gave it the beans. It slid out slightly and, tyres screaming, my car knocked over a wheelie bin and I drove away. Fully expected to be pulled over again straight away but wasn't
I was stuck behind a guy going 60kph in a 70. Tried to pass him and he kept accelerating faster and faster to stop me from passing. As we're going 100-110 up this hill with a speed trap past the crest, I slam on the brakes and slow down to 80 just before making it over. Dummy got pulled over and probably got a ticket over not letting me pass him like it's a race.
Similar story but I was stuck behind this woman in a 70km zone in Warrandyte and she's going about 45km and slowing randomly, and can't figure out why I'm behind her. Eventually get around her and get home only to get a call from the cops telling me off for "waving my arms around" (tf?) Aside from my European speaking-with-handsness, as it would also turn out later on I got diagnosed as autistic, I'd love to know her excuse hah
kph is not a speed, neither is km! How hard is it to write km/h correctly? Speed is distance divided by time and the unit of speed is m (times 1000 in this case, thus km). Therefore both the m and the h are absolutely VITAL and must be included!
Damn I had a good story for this, my boss when I was doing a panel beating apprenticeship used to make me use the company bike (not even car) to go up the road and grab food every day for the lazy sod, anyways cops pulled me over and was giving me a fine for not using a helmet, anyways he said he'd let me off with the reflectors and everything else and I was like fuck that mate fine me for absolutely everything, anyways yeah sent him that bill to the boss gg
I learned the best thing to do in that position is have someone else replace you in doing that task for some reason bosses see that and realize your a mini them and unless you make them feel threatened they take you under their wing
Fun law for you (from not a lawyer) In the City of York, England, it is legal to shoot a Scottishman if they are brandishing a bow and arrow. It's an old, superseeded law that nobody has bothered to appeal. Of course if you did this, you would still be arrested, and prosecuted by the Crown court.. just not by the York municipal council
A few years ago I was raided by the Police, they spent 5hrs videoing the an incredibly destructive search which they only found a few grams. As the search time grew to an end the the sounds coming from the police not being filmed was becoming more a frantic demolition than a search. There were several amusing moments though as one would gleefully yell "FIND" they'd rush to him with the cam & film his child like behavior tearing at presents on Christmas day only to find torn packaging from an Ebay buying addiction, I swear I saw tears in his eyes. Then there was the times they had it in their hands only to throw it into a pile of destruction like the one that hid my lounge for a week. Sydney cops hated me for for it. This could be as true or it could be lies like the police brief.
in NSW if you are carrying an item worth more than $130 and you dont have a receipt on you, they are allowed to assume its stolen and you can be charged, you cant even back yourself up in court
@@igitha..._ I don't know what year exactly but I know that it's old, and it hasn't been adjusted for inflation at all, because NSW police will charge people with it as a way of oppression because TECHNICALLY it is against the law still. It doesn't happen often, but if they don't like you, maybe because of race or other reasons, some cops will arrest you.
We played hide and seek around the park. Decided to make things interesting by including the school next door as a hiding spot. Cops came with helicopter, Riot squad and dog squad. Had us arrested and legit couldn't beleive a couple of teenagers were just playing hide and seek.
The last story may be amazing, but I have never laughed as hard as the existential pizza review in one of the most recent videos. But seriously Jordies, I love the actual journalism, but the confessions and google review series are so brilliant that I hope you never stop
As for outdated laws, this one isn't even that old. In the Protection of the Environment Operations Act (the act that the EPA and councils use to stop pollution), which is from 1997. According to this Act, an authorised council officer can actually arrest someone. ONLY if they have reasonable belief that someone has caused pollution, AND that person will not identify themselves ie provide ID card. The arrested person can only be brought before a magistrate, where the magistrate will make them identify themselves. Not that it will ever happen, but it's funny that the arrest isn't about the actual pollution, but only about not providing ID
Outdated law in Montana USA: When I was in my last year of high school they removed the law that allowed you to shoot War Parties coming off the reservation. (Group of 6 or more) You may be thinking I’m a senior citizen, but that was 2006. We regularly had reservation basketball teams come to town for tournaments.
“If a master gives correction to his servant, it ought to be with a proper instrument, as a cudgel. And then if by accident a blow gives death, this would be but manslaughter. The same law of a schoolmaster. But a sword is not a proper instrument for correction, and the cruelty of the cut will make a malice implied.” (R v Keite (1697) 1 Ld. Raym. 138 at 144.)
"Furiously riding a horse within town limits" was on the law books in New Zealand until 1927...... I saw an entry dated 1891 written in copperplate hand writing in the leather bound Police charge book for a tiny settlement in the back blocks of South Canterbury in the South Island. Fine was 5 shillings imposed by the visiting magistrate. The Fast and the Furious 1891 style....
@@TheKrispyfort Love to know what law they charged him under. Possibly cruelty to an animal? The Police Offences Act applied from 1927 until 1981 when it was updated to a new Act.... the Summary Offences Act which doesn't have any specific horse offences in it.
I was at a protest during the spicy coof and I was sitting on the ground out front of the local council chamber. Three cops tried to lift me up to take me to the station. I'm built like Stay Puft. They failed - and probably claimed compo. I struggled not to laugh. Later, the prosecutor withdrew the matter and I got away without 4k in fines. True story. Got a video of it.
Back in high school, I think I got used for training. For reasons I'm not patient enough to recount, the school had recently suffered a drastic reduction in general quality and armed officers had been assigned to patrol the open-air barbwire enclosure the place had been reduced to. I was walking into the school, having presented my ID to gain entry and was passing the temporary offices where administration was housed, two cops were lingering there watching the entrance. The older of the two said something like, "Here, watch this." He stopped me and started badgering me with accusatory questions. For my part, I was just looking to get to class and reacted with confusion. I'm not sure what he was attempting to demonstrate to his junior officer, but after a couple minutes he let me go and that was the end of the matter. I don't know if he got what he wanted out of that. Maybe he just wanted to flex his authoritah.
The second story reminded me of when a neighbour lady came into my dad's store to complain to him that my brother and I drove on her lawn with our snowmobiles. We never had snowmobiles.
The craziest story I have from policing is one borrowed from another officer at Fremantle Police Station where a homeless women getting strip searched pulled a live crab from her bush pouch chucked it at the female searching officer. Hit her in the chest and scuttled off. The woman said it was her dinner.
You should totally do a 1 hour livestream of these and upload the cut up version. I could listen to you ramble about sins and crimes for days straight 😂
A funny old lore I learnt from one of my northern friends (I’m British) was something about slapping someone with a salmon which upon a google search was a law that was still active but wasn’t enforced anymore.
Here in Alaska, the town of Anchorage specifically, it is illegal to push a moose out of a moving aircraft. No idea why that’s on the books, but, yeah…
I mean the title does say his audience not Australia specifically. I thought some of the others explicitly had Australia in the description to differentiate between general audience stories and Aussie stories.
I had a yellow car in the 90s, no one had yellow cars then. Our local people liked to play car snooker. I had to add 10 minutes extra to get home before my curfew as my mum didn't believe I got pulled over for no reason!
In Tassie there's an old law still in legislation that makes it illegal to conspire to seduce a woman. The original purpose of the law was so father's of an unmarried woman could sue a man if he got her pregnant
A friend of mine had just bought a tuned M3 and was pulled over by the same cops within 30 min, two streets down of the first time. As one of them came over to our window the second time, as soon as he saw us, shouted: "You idiot, its the same!" And promptly turned around. We were laughing so hard.
During my college years, I was driving on the interstate in Indianapolis IN. at a rather excessive speed. Another car sped up and matched pace with me, and since I was in a peppy (but not fast) sports car I figured they wanted to race. About 10 or so min of even higher speed "racing" between late night traffic, I finally slow down and the car behind me pulls up beside me. They rolled their window down, so I did as well; and to my horror they raised a Police badge up and started yelling "What the fuck are you doing?" I yelled back "I'm sorry I thought you wanted to race!" before slowing down to 55mph and did precisely the speed limit for the next hour and a half to my university. Tldr I accidentally raced an off duty cop.
Only ever been spoken to by cops a couple of times, but the times I have been are over very stupid shit (me being stupid). When i was a kid I had a ~slight mental breakdown just after christmas, It was a really hot day but I left the house in a hoodie with the hood up with my backpack. I walked to the espanade, jumped in a shopping trolley nearby, and for at least an hour I flossed while standing in the shopping trolley, playing Feliz Navidad off of my phone and shouting "merry fucking christmas" at every car that drove by. The cops then arrived to which I almost shit myself. They told me they were doing a wellness check and where I had gotten the shopping trolley from, I was really worried because the cop that wasnt speaking to me, was peering in my open backpack in the trolley, of which, contained about a 20 bag of weed not hidden in any way shape or form, I have no Idea if she saw the baggie or not, but I was promptly told to go the fuck home and that I was an idiot. Second time I was spoken too was because I got scammed out of some pot brownies, my friend and I were so suspicious waiting for the dealer (we were waiting in a primary school) that someone phoned the police on us, because we got scammed they didnt find anything and thus just told us to go home. For the record I was sober for both of these experiences so Im just a fucking idiot
I was at a Broncos game, supporting the away team, and some other supporters of my team were getting heckled and things thrown at them, they gave some back, and the cops rocked up and kicked them out. I thought that was unfair, so I lobbed a full schooner of beer from about 6 rows in front of them. It air burst perfectly about a metre above the cop's head, soaking him. I was already walking towards the aisle by the time they turned around to see who did it. Got taken out in handcuffs, and had to wait while other other cop went to find a docket book to issue me a fine- it was going to be for like $600-800 (it was about 13 years ago). While I was waiting the cop I'd soaked was giving me a well deserved lecture- 'Why'd you do that for? I could make you spend the lock up etc' I said- 'Well it's unfair that they were the ones getting things hurled at them and instead of kicking out 15 odd people you just pick the 2 that didn't start it because its easier for you- it's not fair' 'he replied with ' So its fair I have to come to work and get beer thrown over me?' I was so taken aback by this and realised how much of an absolute twat I'd been that I sincerely apologised- 'no, you're absolutely right, that's not fair at all, I'm sincerely sorry, I didn't think of it like that. I very sorry for doing that to you, I'm clearly a dickhead' I think he was so surprised by my genuine apology he took the handcuffs off me and told me to piss off, he wasn't going to fine me. That was the last time I did something stupid to a copper.
Not a Lawyer, but in Ireland there was a law under the Marketing of Eggs Act 1957 that allows "an officer of the ministry" to inspect vehicles such as personal cars for the presence of eggs. There was also that UK Salmon Act of 1986 that made it an offence to "Handle salmon in suspicious circumstances"
In the part where the army's is coming in, I can see: Heavy from tf2, Kazuma Kiryu from yakuza, a guy dressed as a ninja, Rambo, and some genetic army dudes
I once got surrounded by five cops at a bus stop, cornering me against a wall. Got asked if I'm carrying weapons or illegal substances, and asked for my ID. One of them took it and wandered away to make a phone call while the other four just stared me down and wouldn't answer any of my questions. Missed my bus and was late for work because of it. After 10 minutes the first cop came back, gave me my ID and said "you're free to go" with no explanation given. Found out later that as an exercise for the G8 summit, ASAS members were trying to get from one side of Brisbane to the other undetected and the cops were tasked with spotting and stopping them, and apparently I looked suss. Absolute wankers. Boss never believed me that it happened, either.
He's a funny old law, in West Australia it's illegal to crush a beer can on a man's chest. a 31 year old barmaid working at a hotel near Perth found herself in court and was fined $1000 for it
If you ARE a cop, tell us some crazy stories from being on the job. Also, if you are in Perth you are required to see my live show tonight or tomorrow. Sydneysiders must report to Paddo RSL for a show on Saturday: www.friendlyjordies.com/live-show
Love the vids
a police officer pulled me over
Not a Cop but I shit myself once
Me and mate in the early days of when cyber builing was a new and upcoming news story in NZ. We must have been anywhere 10 or 11 years old had created what we thought was a private event on Facebook about another kid our age that we didn't like and made a "punch this person day." What we didn't know was that someone else had permission to change the name of the event, so it ended up being "kill this person day." And the it exploded in our primary/ intermediate school, and the cops got involved. Because it was on my mates facebook page, he was the one to get in trouble with the cops. Cops followed up with dad, and he just laughed in the cops face, thinking it was a hilarious and probably the funniest thing i had done up to that point in my life
My mother told me a story of her time in the force. Caught a young kid spray painting a wall and without thinking sprayed the kid in the face with his own can (Olden day style punishment), They took the kid home to their parents nervous about owning up to the punishment they'd already laid out on the juvenile, The parents answered the door and as my mother was explaining the story to the young persons parent they got irate and started laying into their child. My mother later finds out that their family is part of a community service group and that the parents of this child have been painting over the graffiti on that wall for months now.
I’m super happy that everyone enjoyed my story.
For the record, I would not have survived the chocolate river from Willy Wonka.
The tortoise 🐢 wins the day!
I'm not even fat and I think I'd have gone for the river too. It's a river of chocolate. I'm only mortal.
Love the way you write man, great story
My question here is; does your moobs still jiggle magnificently when you waddle?
@@TheAnonymousFTWI wish they did.
Unfortunately I am now in good shape. I miss being able to shake my moobs, but the upside is that I can now walk up stairs without getting out of breath.
That first story is one of the goats. ''No sir, I shall not go to jail for the next 18 months. Instead I will go home and carry on my beer adventure and you, fine officer, shall return my vehicle to me. Regards''
😂
It's honestly brilliant, can't believe Jordies highlighted that top level trolling not a bit
Agreed
Holy snapping duck shit
@@stuffedgrubs don’t underestimate how stupid people can be, and how drunk people can randomly be smart. The second one should honestly be studied
i asked a cop on a Sydney train station to watch my bag while i went to look at the timetable. he didn't he know he was guarding a bag containing my bong and big of bag of weed. NSW cops. such great community service. thank you.
He probably helped himself
Just trying to figure out the inconsequential stupidity of your comment, firstly you asked a Cop to watch your bag in a train station ( never fucking happen lmfao) what couldn’t carry it? Secondly you claim you had a BONG and WEED in said bag, I am calling BS on this sad attempt at notoriety! Your “story” is just that, a story lmfao
@@TheKrispyfortstressful job. Seems fair
Cop did a u turn into my car one day in sunny QLD. On the highway, slams on his brakes, as do I so as to not rear end him, which I don't. His emergency lights come on, he's swerved into the stopping lane, no indicators on, so I go past him on the highway at about 50 in a 100 zone, with traffic behind me. Then as I pass him, he turns out into my car and hits the front left side. 6 months of reading and rereading the traffic code and the police emergency powers act later to be sure of my arguments, his insurer is claiming I'm at fault, I'm uninsured and actively contesting the claim, inviting them to "go to court and see what a judge says" Instead they send a $40,000 letter of demand claiming _they_ found me at fault (see FIAA Industry code of conduct for the problem there,) which they then immediately sold to a debt collector. The debt collector called me once, I sent them all my evidence (photos, audio recordings with the cop on the day, witness statements from my 3 passengers, diagrams showing how the accident happened vs how the police report claimed it happened, discrepancies between their story and the evidence I collected, the absence of evidence collected by the police and the fact I wasn't charged.) Never heard from them again and the "unpaid debt" isn't on my credit history. Who should I report this attempted extortion to? The police? I wouldn't trust a cop as far as I could dropkick one.
FTP!
Report it to everyone get the word out please!
Report them to the Insurers Ombudsman in your State. Even "sunny Queensland" has one of those!
@yobgow
I'll see your "FTP" and raise you an ACAC . . .
Wait, isn't driving an uninsured car illegal?
Love seeing the Warhammer nerd dissing dnd nerds, it’s like the sweatiest and strangest-smelling civil war ever
Well, in terms of RP troglodytes, the warhammer bunch takes the cake in terms of the sweat and funk. Still not on the same tier as yu-gi-oh players, but a close second.
Eldritch Blast vs Lazgun
Haha, yeah nah, the Lazgun sucks eggs, ain't no Guardsman surviving that...
@@eyespliced I've never heard anything truer. I can smell a yugioh player before entering the store.
@@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Bruh a lazgun easily does 1d12 radiant damage and any guardsman who lives past the first 40 seconds post enemy contact in that setting automatically qualifies as a level 5 fighter.
@@Part.No.1xbil.Prod.Tp.MXMVIII Ok, but uhhh, Eldritch Blast 😎
If you get banned from Calgary, they have to give you a horse, a gun and a week's worth of rations. All bars in Alberta (and I think BC) have to have a hitching posts for horses. Someone lost his license for drinking and driving so he rode his horse to the bar. The horse got hit by a car so he sued the bar for not having a hitching post and won. That week every bar installed a hitching post. True story!
When Canadians are rednecks, they ARE rednecks
Probably not the case anymore but that's hilarious. Have never heard of this, but I'm urban BC
That's the most Albertan story I have ever heard lmao
@@navb0tactual Its not the case but anything solid and straight can be a hitch with a proper knot
@@jhonthecat5061 Concrete reinforced street sign it is
When I was 11, a US Federal Marshal came onto my parents property without a warrant, and entered our home (again, without a warrant) I was home sick, and blasting _'The Phantom Menace'_ OST, and didn't hear them shouting about if anyone was home until they were walking up the stairs to the top floor where the bedrooms were. I stuck my head out of my door, only to be looking down the barrel of a handgun held 10 feet away. I screamed, in terror slammed my bedroom door, and called 911 and told them there was a stranger with a gun in my home. She got in *_A LOT_* of trouble. My dad was beyond furious, and his lawyer took her to town.
Holy crap that's terrifying and amazing at the same time. I'd like to imagine the marshal was quaking in her boots hearing your music playing.
Wtf?! What was the reason? Not that any reason can be accepted going to a house guns blazing without a warrant but what made the marshal think they can do this?
@@elif6908 I don't really want to get into the specifics of it, but basically my dad was suing the federal government and he and his lawyer had been able to make a strong case and fight them to a standstill (but not win). I assume the marshal was there to snoop and look for documents or something - but I'm not sure. Both my parents worked 8-6 and I wasn't supposed to be home that day, but stayed unexpectedly because I had a bad cold w/ fever and felt awful.
PLEASE tell me Duel Of The Fates was playing whilst that happened
@@mickey4125 It's certainly possible. It was then, and still is one of my favorite pieces from the movie.
This took place in early june in 1999, and I had been gifted the CD for my birthday at the end of may - a couple of weeks after the movie came out, to say I was still very hyped about everything star wars would be an understatement. I also had (the demo version) of the pod racer game, and it was was so _so_ much fun.
When I was on my L Plates, I saw that the cops were doing RBT’s and as a 17 year old, I wanted to do an RBT. I circled around 4 times before the cop saw the car and pulled me over.
He asked me “I’ve seen your car several times now, are you lost”? and I said “no, I just wanted to be breath tested”.
I kid you not, he laughed for a solid minute, brought another police officer over, told him, and then he proceeded to laugh for another minute!
Shout out to the Ferny Grove Police for EVENTUALLY pulling me over… Took you long enough! 😂
Well at least you managed to get them to laugh instead of anything else they've could of done
Legendary
As someone from Mitchelton, that does sound like Ferny police !!
Well they got me successfully. But to be fair, I was only just over so they let me spend time at the Ferny Grove station to see if I could blow under.
I got the feeling they were rooting for me.
Ferny Grove police experience always falls into 1 of 2 buckets. Bucket A) I committed a non-violent crime right in front of them and they told me to stop creating paperwork and go away. Bucket B) They beat me with a baton for breathing too loud.
For whatever reason, in Western Australia it’s an offence to carry more than 50kg of potato’s. Police even have the right to stop and search your vehicle if they believe you to have more than this amount.
Tony Galati's Law
@@oscarwilson5805 I remember him, what was that all about again? He went to war with the big potato producers who supplied Woolies and Coles or something.
I'd rather you be cited for using an apostrophe to try to spell the plural form of "potato".
@@aaron6806 As in...''who owns that red car?'' ''oh, its potato's'' ??
@@aaron6806nothing worse than a grammar naz
Thanks for reading my comment. I give that a standing ovation 😂😂😂
Honestly a fucking amazing snarky retort!
I cackled at that one, well played!
that comeback was legendary
I know you from Syd Squad streams, you're a fucking legend mate 🤣🤣
@@Chilakkuma13 thank you 🙂
When commenting online, always remember: the police are twice as lazy as you, and it's super easy to go knock on your door instead of doing real police work
And that is why I have multiple VPNs and use tails OS if I'm talking about breaking the law
TRUE
@@enja001nerd but based
The cop saying "You can't park there" to a car crash means he's seen some shit and was just glad this time it wasn't another body with its limbs torn off.
British copper here, I think ive only got one 'crazy' but allowed on youtube esque call which I have to tell.
so for context the place I live has a local drunk muppet who for the sake of privacy we will call Bob.
Bob is well known around town for being well, extra. He is usually pissing off people and if not pissing of people he pisses off of roofs, so stellar bloke.
One night myself and my partner get tasked to respond to a drunk man at a pub whos refuseing to leave, so we respond to the scene and talk to the manager. Turns out Bob decided to lock himself in the bathroom with a pint and a pool cue. You see Bob was not very happy about the fact the evil bartender wouldn't let him hit on the staff or drink himself to sleep.
So we decided that we could reason with such a man and started a conversation trying to convince Bob to put the pint and pool cue down. After around half an hour of riveting conversation and negotiation, Bob decided to oblige us and opened the door only to show us the shit he took and how proud of it he was. We were then praised by Bob as we flushed the toilet and removed him from the bathroom. Cut to us in the car and he decides to piss in the backseat and curse us for ruining his night.
In the custody suite we find out that Bob managed to smuggle a pool ball up his unwashed behind which he decided to roll on the floor throughout the night with no incidents. which surprised me as somehow this man braved his shit ridden colon to shove a pool ball inside for later and decided to just play with it.
Upon asking the manager whether he wanted the pool ball back, he elected to allow Bob to keep it.
Props for flushing it and not leaving it there.
This actually happened to me. I told you that story bro...
I think this is more my fault, but I first read it as he smuggled the pool cue up there... Spent to long thinking "...how?"
"I took the liberty of relieving you if your.. weapons- most,-of them weere government property- as for the pool cue- I think you've earned it"
@@AlexQuinn-f2r OH GOD NO
I once got pulled over for an RBT. Cop asked me to count into the breathalyser and I said “oh no, not a random maths test”… He was a tough audience.
Back in my youth I was riding shotgun with a friend when he got pulled over by the cops. When the cop came up to the driver I started sneezing. The cop looks over at me and says "weed smokers sneeze a lot" to which I promptly replied "it takes one and know one". My friends jaw dropped in initial shock and he had to turn away from the cop. I think my quick and brazen cheekiness caught him completely off guard because he just checked my mates licence and left without speaking another word to me. We had a bit of a laugh after he left.
Northern Rivers area of NSW Australia?
Because that'd totally make sense
glad that the fat kid story is not only in the video but also receiving much deserved praise. first time i read it i knew that one was just on another level.
Many moons ago as a freshly minted P plater (red plates in those days) I borrowed me Dad's red Holden Kingswood (3 on the tree, 202 6 cylinder) to do a few errands on a Saturday morn. It was a greasy wet morning and my first solo drive as a free man. Thought I'd give her a bit to see what she could do and then realised I was at the red traffic lights too soon!
Anyway, I hit the brakes and then the car suddenly lurched to a stop but it was spinning in a 360 degree circle one and a half times right in front of the local Police station and library. I'd hit a bit of oil or something and had no control. Luckily, the car stopped facing the other side of the road after literally doing the 360 and a bit. My older brother always used to take her and always shredded whatever rubber grip thread was left on the tires. Dad never did change the tires till a bubble started.
I think six or seven coppers ran out and surrounded me. I cranked open the window and the Sargent or Chief Constable stopped smiling and asked if I was right. I nodded and said " I musta hit something". "Yeah", he said, it was vomit on the road from a couple of drunks they brought in the night before. I could see a laugh trying to break through. With the drizzle, the spew was almost as bad as oil on the road.
The rear bottom and sides of the car were covered in it with chunky bits. He didn't ask for my license or any details, just said to slow down in the wet and go home to wash the car. Then they all started laughing and giggling like schoolboys. One even slapped the roof and said he loved the old Kingswood's. So I drove off. Moral of the story: wash off vomit as soon as you can cos it sticks to your paint like an STD! God, I miss my old mans car! Broke the axle on it once. 😇
Who's that girl that apparently always was in the car during those stunts and how is she relevant to the story? 🤨
I'm late to the party here, but when I was around 15 me and my friends were hanging out at my place.
We saw the kid across the road doing yard work and decided to scare him.
My mate gets the idea of covering himself in fake blood and running out into the street while we chase him, beat him with sticks, and drag him back in.
Best idea we've ever heard. We immediately get started. We make it into the street and start the fake beating only to see a bus full of people has just pulled up. Too late, have to finish. We drag him back inside and laugh to ourselves before going back to playing Magic: The Gathering and watching Star Trek Deep Space 9.
A few hours later, when the friend who we fake beat had gone home, there's a knock on the door. My dad, who'd just got home after a long day, opens it to find two officers stood gravely. "We've had reports of violence and someone being held against their will"
My dad loves to tell the story of my meek little voice saying "ohhh I can explain that"
They searched the house and the car boots, gave me disappointed looks, accepted the story, and went on their way.
Of course we then called up my pal and told him the cops were coming over to speak to him and his ultra-strict parents. Left him to panic and wait for a non-existent visit.
Worth the grounding
In Victoria it is against the law to fly a kite 'to the annoyance of any person', the fine carries a maximum penalty of $777.30.
i really appreciate the fact that the tf2 clip he shows is of the australian character, the sniper
Such a great Australian from the lost land of New Zealand
i also really love the fact that he too is pissed that they really couldn't get the aussie accent to sound aussie
5:25 "I am no heretic Officer, I am a loyal servant of The God-Emperor!"
Cop: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
I finally got to say that unironically while playing magic
@@fuzzyhair321fellow magic fan found?
NO HE'S NOT, ARREST THAT HERETIC!
The best Ye Olde Law story has to be that one that happened recently to that Australian comedian who takes his pet goat everywhere with him. I can't remember his name. But he had a gig in Sydney, and took the goat to the grass/park area at circular quay (for non australian/sydney based readers, this is the main part of sydney where the harbour bridge/opera house is, think the Times Square of Sydney CBD). The cops fined him because the goat wasn't on a lead and was just roaming the grass area free. The comedian took the cops to court and got off on the grounds that technically, the syndey harbour bridge was technically still a stock route, and you are allowed to graze your stock on crown land that falls the side of these stock routes, and the goat technically fell under the category of stock. Absolutely brilliant.
Awesome 👍
Waiting for a mate to get off his train, sitting in the carpark around age 15, backpack full of piss ready for the night ahead. The police station is next to it, and they have to do a loop around the front of the traino, oak flats if anyone knows it.
Cops in a paddy wagon come around the quickly made a beeline into the carpark and pulled up in front of my two buddies and I. They asked what we were up to, "what's in the bags (just clothes sir), do I need to check? All right. Don't smoke cones." And pulled away. We looked at each other and laughed, said no way that just happened.
They then stopped at the end of the carpark, chucked it in reverse, I'm sure he caught air over the speed bump, stomped on the brakes in front of us. Told us to come up to the window.
"Don't smoke cones, alright boys? If you want to be in the in crowd, you gotta smoke ice." And slowly pulled away again.
My favorite police interaction to date.
how do you smoke ice? DOesn't it just melt?
@@potapotapotapotapotapota smoke meth
@@potapotapotapotapotapota ice mean meth
@@potapotapotapotapotapota crystal math.
In the last town I lived Wednesday was Methday. Apparently.
Don't smoke ice.
Makes you stupid
My mother is 76 years old and recebtly broke the jaw, two ribs, and the arm of a police officer after suffering with a breakdown due to her Dementia. She was in hospital at the time as she was seeing dead people, and she attempted to escape. I received a call from the police and informed them she has more balls than Keno and a mean right hook , so please tread carefully. Of course, they thought they knew better and decided to approach her from behind. I heard the entire situation play out over the phone, and though I was worried for the male officer, I couldn't help but giggle. I also LOVED saying I told you so.
If that's a true story that is funny a F!
I don't believe you. Unless the police officer was enfeebled, how is that possible? Jaw, ribs, and an arm at 76? That isn't easy. Even if she punched them, there is no way it did all that damage. If she *did* do that though, could you tell me her exercise routine?
@@flup1303 He forgot to mention that the cop had brittle bone disease and she was a 10th degree black belt and had a crowbar LOL and this whole story is Bullcrap
@flup1303 never underestimate the strength of a panicked human being, especially a fully grown one!
People fight a lot harder than you'd ever imagine when primal fear kicks in!
Cops love to approach from behind don't they?
When I was nine years old, in elementary school, I had a similar experience with a cop who was giving lessons about traffic safety at the school that day:
During the break, I got mad and physically attacked a group of classmates, who were mocking me. The police officer saw this and employed his brilliant de-escalation tactic. Suddenly I was grabbed from behind by an unknown adult and, panicking to release myself from the stranger's vise-like grip, I kicked behind and hit his shin or knee. It must have been a solid hit, cause it forced him to let go, but after I ran a few meters, he caught me again and threw me over his shoulder, carrying me off like a screaming and flailing sand bag. From then on I was known in my tiny settlement just out of town as the kid who hit a police officer. 😅
And a bit later, months after I transferred to a school in the near suburban area, some kid recognized me and I learned with horror that my reputation has spread farther than I imagined! 🤣
One of my mates is a cop and he's probably one of the most laid back blokes I've ever met. One night at our local we are having a beer in the beer garden and another one of the locals who we know fairly well comes over for a chat. A few minutes later this bloke starts to absent mindfully role a joint and sparks up in front of my mate before remembering that my mate is a cop and freezes like a rabbit in the headlights. My mate says to him "don't worry, I'm off-duty" before asking for a toke.
I grew up in South Oz too
Went to a known cannabis smoking area and found 5 people stoned off their heads. We chatted for five minutes or so about being called to five people smoking cannabis in the area. I asked if they had seen anyone matching the description, then i proceeded to describe them to themselves. This immensely freaked them out. While we were talking to them, one dropped their mull bowl. We asked them to let us know if they see the five people we described and they said they would. They started to walk away and when they were far enough away we picked up the cannabis and yelled, "guys you dropped your pot. Who wants it?" they started to walk faster then slightly jog. We yelled "come back and take your drugs with you, this is littering". They kept moving away. One of us yelled "let the dog go!" and I started barking. They piss bolted, was even better because we never had a dog with us the whole time we were talking to them.
Paddy wagons (in my day) didn't have Radar nor Lidar. There was a known spot where people used to speed down this hill. There was a spot at the bottom of the hill where we could park and eat on our break whilst semi hidden by trees. It was only possible to see us when you were about 20 meters away. We would point our breathalyzer machine out the window (looks nothing like a lidar) whilst eating. We would laugh our heads off as people would see us, make eye contact and slam their breaks on as they passed.
Followed a P plater vehicle which was occupied with 5 males under 20 years of age. They were sus as F making movements like they were trying to conceal something. They continued looking back at us constantly, they drove in odd directions like 4 left hand turns in a row arriving back where they started, they went down back streets and then more back streets in the opposite way they were originally going. We could tell they were freaking out. We continued following closely for approximately 5kms in circles for what seem to be 10 minutes. the whole time the rear passengers were turning around and watching us. We turned on our lights and sirens and the vehicle pulled over..... We then quickly overtook the vehicle and sped away to another job.
Pulled over Hamish Blake for making a left across three lanes. Let him off with a warning.
I was asked a question under oath in a trial. the question was "how do you know the s3x shop was open when you arrived?" I stated "I would rather not say". Was reminded I was under oath and needed to answer the question. I replied "As I entered the door there were two very attractive females directly to my left, they were approximately 50cms from me. We locked eyes and they looked frightened or shocked. The woman closest to me broke eye contact and looked at the display she was shopping in front of then looked back at me. I then broke eye contact and looked at the shelf she had just looked at, which I noticed it contained a selection of long double headed D-Does. I made eye contact with them again and said G-day. and I walked into the open store." The magistrate was not impressed to say the least at the amount of detail I went into, however my account is now part of a judicial record.
Had to stop traffic for the purpose of euthanizing of a dying kangaroo (hit by a car). This particular Roo was extremely resilient. It took 13 bullets to put it out of its misery. however when we turned around, the female in the front of queue of stopped vehicles had a horrified look on her face. The look on her face was worse than the kangaroo after the 13 bullets. I'm pretty sure we created a vegan that day.
make me anonymous if possible.
Out for a pleasant patrol on a one way street in a large city on a Sunday afternoon and notice that the older car ahead of us had two people in it
and the passenger was cradling a plant on his lap the top of which was green and bushy and reached the roof lining.
The driver must have noticed the suspicious fully marked Police patrol car directly behind them and mentioned this causally in passing to the passenger...who then started to eat this plant from the top down.
After we let him digest the foolishness of his actions right down to the roots in the pot....and we stopped laughing hysterically..
we stopped that car.
I walked up to the passenger side (window was down) and asked him if he was alright. He was still chewing the last mouthful and nodded his head.
I then said to the driver that he better take his mate home and pray that he can make him puke up that whole plant before the THC takes effect......
or be prepared to sit up and look after his mate for the next 24 hours...
There were no reported deaths from drug overdose that day or the next...
Mate, Skippy makes the LAC easy to figure out.
Especially if it's the Skippy v blue cordless hole punch that happened outside a schmick looking private boys school in an intellectual backwater of a university town.
I could be wrong though. No biggie
Loved the anecdotes 👍
Write a memoir.
It'd be a best seller
@@JohnSmith-pl2bk and rob a growing young adult intestinal tract of much needed dietary fibre?
I was driving down the motorway last week and I noticed there was a cop flashing me. I pulled over and told him to put his pants back on.
Reminds me of the story of some cartel using a Shadowrun LARP group to smuggle drugs for them. The group apparently didn't even realise it wasn't a game until a few 'sessions' in when they realised all of the jobs were the same kind of delivery runs and got suspicious.
I lived in Bathurst in the 70s. Driving into town I was pulled over at a police roadblock (it was during the races). A cop indicated he was going to search my car. I jumped out an said, "Mate, I'm just on my way to work," and his superior said, "Nah, let him go we've got too many visitors to check." The cop didn't look happy but waved me away. It wasn't until five minutes later I remembered there was a big bag of weed in my glovebox.
Mate you ****ing so lucky 🍀
@@Your_Footy_Content Tell me about it! Sometimes I get, as you said, f***ing so lucky! :D
You probably came across my bio-dad during that era
@@TheKrispyfort Well... I was never THAT kind of boy!
Please make me anonymous. My uncle is a parole officer, he goes to do his weekly check in on a guy, knocks on his door, nothing, knocks again, nothing, looks through the windows, no ones inside, so he checks around back and sees his guy stark naked and doing something in his garden, goes over to see what it is. Apparently he was so high on bath salts that he wandered out of his house, into his backyard, into his garden where he kept a ball cactus, and then proceeded to use it like the world's worst fl3sh-l1ght. My uncle tries to pull him off and subdue him, but this man was hanging on like the lord himself told him to, eventually he tazes him, cuffs him and calls an ambulance. Anyway my uncle usually ends the story by mentioning that this man's nether region looked like someone turned a half full sausage casing into a pincushion, such was his lust for the cactus
A worshiper of Slannesh I see
having your full name on your profile doesnt make you very anonymous imo
@@vengie01 they blurred most everyone in the video
I'm gay please keep it anonymous
@@calebwatson966 hello gay I'm dad
I wish I saw this community post. I had a run in with the NSW cops at a breath test stop near Windsor. When I was pulling in, a cop to the left of me decided to walk backwards into my side mirror and bumped it. He opened my door and start screaming obscenities at me, called me stupid, etcetc, and told me to pull over near one of the cars. I was fucking 20 and on my way home from Uni. I pulled over and he came over and started talking to me like shit, saying I 'seriously injured him' and that I was 'driving recklessly' (I was going probably 2km/h turning into the breath test) and then he took my license to his car. The car was positioned so the front camera in their car was on the people driving in, and this guy was gone a while. I can only assume he watched the footage and saw himself walk backwards into my car because he came storming over and literally threw my license at me through the window and said 'drive careful next time' and let me go without any repercussions.
I drove away, cried, drove home and called my Dad, cried some more. NSW cops, and especially the Hawkesbury cops, can get royally fucked.
Oh and once a cop up in North Richmond told my friend his car was unregistered (he had paid the registration the day before but the system had an issue which we found out when he had to go to court) and made two 18/19 year olds leave a car in the middle of a parking lot at 12/1am in the morning in the middle of no where. Didn't even make an effort to make sure we were safe.
Ah, NSW Police Force.
Where would our youthful trauma and distrust of uniformed authority be without them
There was a cop in my town, bit of an ass. We knew each other from a few pointless encounters. One of those cops that was always trying to get you for something. He once breath tested me 3 times in one night, about half an hour apart when I was the sober designated driver at a party. My flat mate was working at a pub one night and asked if I could pick her up so she got home safe. When I arrived, this cop was outside, off duty and maggot drunk arguing with a bunch of locals. It was fairly heated and was probably moments away from getting into a pub brawl. Somehow he managed to get himself out of it. I sat at the bar, waiting for my friend to finish work with a coke in my hand. He staggers over, drops his butt onto the stool next me, leans in with his breath reeking of booze, squinting through heavily bloodshot eyes and says "So, young fella.. are you behavin' yaself?" I couldn't help myself. I looked him right in the eye, grinned and said "Yep... but it looks like you're not huh?". Then gestured to the clearly angry group of locals just outside on the pubs patio staring at him through the window. Got up, joined my friend and said "Good luck with that mate" and walked out.
@1:50 old mate even put his postcode in his name 😂😂🤣🤣
I got a fine for riding my horse home from my friend's house. I was drunk and my horse knew the way home, so I just told her to go to bed and she started walking back. I didn't know it was illegal to drunk ride. They followed us the rest of the way and to make sure we both got home. Cops were chill and got a laugh so I got the minimum fine.
Back before cars, town drunks used to do that alllllll the time.
Was driving my grandma's car on a rainy night and going around the corner I went straight over some oil. Remembering what Doc Hudson said to Lightning, I managed to get it back under control (after a few decent skids). Little did I know there were cops on the other side of the road and thought I was for sure gonna be pulled over but as they passed, the driver was hanging out his window fist bumping the air and hammering the horn. Given that was in Livo, I'm not entirely sure they were cops
If I had of remembered at the time, The story of me in my early P plater days nearly running over a cop would of been an alright one, was driving along with a car full of mates at night into what was basically one of two roads into town/village where I was greeted with a breath testing checkpoint by the police, and having been confused by the light sticks they were waving around panicked and pulled into the checkpoint last second almost running the poor officer down.
Thankfully, he wasn't too pressed about it strangely, and after proving i wasn't drunk and just stupid waved me along, kindly asking me not to run over any more officers on the way out.
Nah
@@jakecooper5855 yea fair enough lol, you miss 100% of shots you don't take 🤣
Those P Plates are for everyone’s protection. Other people know you may drive like crud, and to give you a wide berth, and we can’t be too surprised if you do some silly, panicked stuff. I didn’t know other countries don’t have P plates, they’re a genius idea. I’d believe a cool copper would be cool with a non drunk P Plater.
had my P plates for less than a week, got pulled over in my 80s Falcon one night. As the police walk up to my car I could hear over the radio that they were being told I'd just gotten my licence (I'm guessing because the car is under my name) Do the usual licence and breath check, all clear. They let me go. Now, my car being from the 80s the gear indicator lights were out so I couldn't see what gear I was in. I pulled down the selector which put it into REVERSE so I started rolling back towards the police car. I panicked and slammed on the brake, put the selector in drive and, to avoid stalling my ancient car, gave it the beans. It slid out slightly and, tyres screaming, my car knocked over a wheelie bin and I drove away. Fully expected to be pulled over again straight away but wasn't
"I wasn't expecting that from the D&D nerds" says the Warhammer 40k nerd.
I was stuck behind a guy going 60kph in a 70. Tried to pass him and he kept accelerating faster and faster to stop me from passing. As we're going 100-110 up this hill with a speed trap past the crest, I slam on the brakes and slow down to 80 just before making it over. Dummy got pulled over and probably got a ticket over not letting me pass him like it's a race.
Similar story but I was stuck behind this woman in a 70km zone in Warrandyte and she's going about 45km and slowing randomly, and can't figure out why I'm behind her. Eventually get around her and get home only to get a call from the cops telling me off for "waving my arms around" (tf?)
Aside from my European speaking-with-handsness, as it would also turn out later on I got diagnosed as autistic, I'd love to know her excuse hah
That's the best kind of karma. Can't stand it when people do that
kph is not a speed, neither is km! How hard is it to write km/h correctly?
Speed is distance divided by time and the unit of speed is m (times 1000 in this case, thus km). Therefore both the m and the h are absolutely VITAL and must be included!
Where are the warhammer 40k videos FRIENDLYJORDIES
How about a Space Marine 2 Let's play
Major Kill crossover, but its just jorides reaction to the grim derp to dark stuff
FER DAH EMPRUH
Slaanesh sends his regards
facts
I'll play wingspan with you jordan, dont you worry
Damn I had a good story for this, my boss when I was doing a panel beating apprenticeship used to make me use the company bike (not even car) to go up the road and grab food every day for the lazy sod, anyways cops pulled me over and was giving me a fine for not using a helmet, anyways he said he'd let me off with the reflectors and everything else and I was like fuck that mate fine me for absolutely everything, anyways yeah sent him that bill to the boss gg
I learned the best thing to do in that position is have someone else replace you in doing that task for some reason bosses see that and realize your a mini them and unless you make them feel threatened they take you under their wing
7:48 OH WHAT A BLOODY LEGEND
Fuckin Oath
Fun law for you (from not a lawyer)
In the City of York, England, it is legal to shoot a Scottishman if they are brandishing a bow and arrow.
It's an old, superseeded law that nobody has bothered to appeal. Of course if you did this, you would still be arrested, and prosecuted by the Crown court.. just not by the York municipal council
3:47
I unironically have a metal thomas lunchbox from my childhood and live in Perth.
the temptation is there
0:39 I hope that was not me...
A few years ago I was raided by the Police, they spent 5hrs videoing the an incredibly destructive search which they only found a few grams. As the search time grew to an end the the sounds coming from the police not being filmed was becoming more a frantic demolition than a search. There were several amusing moments though as one would gleefully yell "FIND" they'd rush to him with the cam & film his child like behavior tearing at presents on Christmas day only to find torn packaging from an Ebay buying addiction, I swear I saw tears in his eyes. Then there was the times they had it in their hands only to throw it into a pile of destruction like the one that hid my lounge for a week. Sydney cops hated me for for it. This could be as true or it could be lies like the police brief.
Jordan finding out what TF2 is might just be the greatest thing I've witnessed all week.
in NSW if you are carrying an item worth more than $130 and you dont have a receipt on you, they are allowed to assume its stolen and you can be charged, you cant even back yourself up in court
....like an ipod?
... a Spanian's family members' ipod?
either Spanian’s family member’s iPod or half a bag of groceries from Woolies/coles.
Wtf
What year was this legislation written and has it been adjusted for inflation?
@@igitha..._ I don't know what year exactly but I know that it's old, and it hasn't been adjusted for inflation at all, because NSW police will charge people with it as a way of oppression because TECHNICALLY it is against the law still. It doesn't happen often, but if they don't like you, maybe because of race or other reasons, some cops will arrest you.
We played hide and seek around the park. Decided to make things interesting by including the school next door as a hiding spot. Cops came with helicopter, Riot squad and dog squad. Had us arrested and legit couldn't beleive a couple of teenagers were just playing hide and seek.
The last story may be amazing, but I have never laughed as hard as the existential pizza review in one of the most recent videos. But seriously Jordies, I love the actual journalism, but the confessions and google review series are so brilliant that I hope you never stop
Hello officer
As for outdated laws, this one isn't even that old. In the Protection of the Environment Operations Act (the act that the EPA and councils use to stop pollution), which is from 1997. According to this Act, an authorised council officer can actually arrest someone. ONLY if they have reasonable belief that someone has caused pollution, AND that person will not identify themselves ie provide ID card. The arrested person can only be brought before a magistrate, where the magistrate will make them identify themselves. Not that it will ever happen, but it's funny that the arrest isn't about the actual pollution, but only about not providing ID
Outdated law in Montana USA: When I was in my last year of high school they removed the law that allowed you to shoot War Parties coming off the reservation. (Group of 6 or more)
You may be thinking I’m a senior citizen, but that was 2006. We regularly had reservation basketball teams come to town for tournaments.
“If a master gives correction to his servant, it ought to be with a proper instrument, as a cudgel. And then if by accident a blow gives death, this would be but manslaughter. The same law of a schoolmaster. But a sword is not a proper instrument for correction, and the cruelty of the cut will make a malice implied.” (R v Keite (1697) 1 Ld. Raym. 138 at 144.)
Driver: *bails out*
Cop: "well that's normal, gonna keep chasing this car now"
"Furiously riding a horse within town limits" was on the law books in New Zealand until 1927......
I saw an entry dated 1891 written in copperplate hand writing in the leather bound Police charge book for a tiny settlement in the back blocks of South Canterbury in the South Island.
Fine was 5 shillings imposed by the visiting magistrate.
The Fast and the Furious 1891 style....
My father-in-law, during his youth in New Zealand, managed to cartwheel a horse.
Is there any law on the books about that?
He's from Christchurch
@@TheKrispyfort
Love to know what law they charged him under.
Possibly cruelty to an animal?
The Police Offences Act applied from 1927 until 1981
when it was updated to a new Act....
the Summary Offences Act which doesn't have any specific horse offences in it.
Bro a level 27 fire mage? That's insane bruz
I was at a protest during the spicy coof and I was sitting on the ground out front of the local council chamber. Three cops tried to lift me up to take me to the station. I'm built like Stay Puft. They failed - and probably claimed compo. I struggled not to laugh. Later, the prosecutor withdrew the matter and I got away without 4k in fines.
True story. Got a video of it.
Your a legend. I need to see the video. 😂
were you protesting in favor of the coof or against it
@@cecilyerker Neither. I was protesting the government reaction - also the 28 VIP pedos.
Aged care assistants would've known how to move you
I was half expecting one of these stories to be Jodan himself yarning about getting swatted by bruz.
TF2 mentioned! RAAAGH! Its presence is everywhere!!!
Back in high school, I think I got used for training. For reasons I'm not patient enough to recount, the school had recently suffered a drastic reduction in general quality and armed officers had been assigned to patrol the open-air barbwire enclosure the place had been reduced to.
I was walking into the school, having presented my ID to gain entry and was passing the temporary offices where administration was housed, two cops were lingering there watching the entrance. The older of the two said something like, "Here, watch this."
He stopped me and started badgering me with accusatory questions. For my part, I was just looking to get to class and reacted with confusion. I'm not sure what he was attempting to demonstrate to his junior officer, but after a couple minutes he let me go and that was the end of the matter.
I don't know if he got what he wanted out of that. Maybe he just wanted to flex his authoritah.
The second story reminded me of when a neighbour lady came into my dad's store to complain to him that my brother and I drove on her lawn with our snowmobiles. We never had snowmobiles.
10:06 couldn't imagine why he'd not like arsonists tbh
The craziest story I have from policing is one borrowed from another officer at Fremantle Police Station where a homeless women getting strip searched pulled a live crab from her bush pouch chucked it at the female searching officer. Hit her in the chest and scuttled off.
The woman said it was her dinner.
This is the earliest I've ever been to a video and I'm in forward new Zealand time
You should totally do a 1 hour livestream of these and upload the cut up version. I could listen to you ramble about sins and crimes for days straight 😂
New drinking game: take a shot every time Jordan mentions wingspan, you're getting your stomach pumped
A funny old lore I learnt from one of my northern friends (I’m British) was something about slapping someone with a salmon which upon a google search was a law that was still active but wasn’t enforced anymore.
4:18 Me and my group started with drugs, ended up playing d&d. Weed IS a gateway drug. One of my GM's was also my dealer at one point.
Here in Alaska, the town of Anchorage specifically, it is illegal to push a moose out of a moving aircraft. No idea why that’s on the books, but, yeah…
Can you imagine the splash zone?
911? Not even Aussie stories!!
Who gives a flying F
I mean the title does say his audience not Australia specifically. I thought some of the others explicitly had Australia in the description to differentiate between general audience stories and Aussie stories.
@@geordiejones5618 I don’t think he’s said Australia in any? He’s smarter than to alienate his world wide audience
in Australia 911 diverts to 000
@@StephenMcGregor1986 who cares
I had a yellow car in the 90s, no one had yellow cars then. Our local people liked to play car snooker. I had to add 10 minutes extra to get home before my curfew as my mum didn't believe I got pulled over for no reason!
Original title: These Criminals Are Insane…
At 3 mins from publishing it was “The Police VS My Audience”
@@jsuttonberg no he changed it at 1-2min
Should have been:
Typical Aussie Shenanigans
The "I've never walked before..." comment really got me
In Tassie there's an old law still in legislation that makes it illegal to conspire to seduce a woman. The original purpose of the law was so father's of an unmarried woman could sue a man if he got her pregnant
That's probably why Tasmanians prefer to... keep it in the family eh
not still in legislation at all
@@StephenMcGregor1986 Criminal Code Act 1924 (Tas) s297(1)(g)
In case she's your sister
8:10 HELL YEAH I GOT ON FRIENDLYJORDIES, LIFE IS GOOD!!!
HOMEYYYYY!! WHERE IS BART!?!?!!
I need eggs
A friend of mine had just bought a tuned M3 and was pulled over by the same cops within 30 min, two streets down of the first time. As one of them came over to our window the second time, as soon as he saw us, shouted: "You idiot, its the same!" And promptly turned around. We were laughing so hard.
police never stood a chance
During my college years, I was driving on the interstate in Indianapolis IN. at a rather excessive speed. Another car sped up and matched pace with me, and since I was in a peppy (but not fast) sports car I figured they wanted to race.
About 10 or so min of even higher speed "racing" between late night traffic, I finally slow down and the car behind me pulls up beside me.
They rolled their window down, so I did as well; and to my horror they raised a Police badge up and started yelling "What the fuck are you doing?"
I yelled back "I'm sorry I thought you wanted to race!" before slowing down to 55mph and did precisely the speed limit for the next hour and a half to my university.
Tldr I accidentally raced an off duty cop.
Top quality as always lad
Only ever been spoken to by cops a couple of times, but the times I have been are over very stupid shit (me being stupid).
When i was a kid I had a ~slight mental breakdown just after christmas, It was a really hot day but I left the house in a hoodie with the hood up with my backpack. I walked to the espanade, jumped in a shopping trolley nearby, and for at least an hour I flossed while standing in the shopping trolley, playing Feliz Navidad off of my phone and shouting "merry fucking christmas" at every car that drove by. The cops then arrived to which I almost shit myself. They told me they were doing a wellness check and where I had gotten the shopping trolley from, I was really worried because the cop that wasnt speaking to me, was peering in my open backpack in the trolley, of which, contained about a 20 bag of weed not hidden in any way shape or form, I have no Idea if she saw the baggie or not, but I was promptly told to go the fuck home and that I was an idiot. Second time I was spoken too was because I got scammed out of some pot brownies, my friend and I were so suspicious waiting for the dealer (we were waiting in a primary school) that someone phoned the police on us, because we got scammed they didnt find anything and thus just told us to go home. For the record I was sober for both of these experiences so Im just a fucking idiot
I was at a Broncos game, supporting the away team, and some other supporters of my team were getting heckled and things thrown at them, they gave some back, and the cops rocked up and kicked them out.
I thought that was unfair, so I lobbed a full schooner of beer from about 6 rows in front of them. It air burst perfectly about a metre above the cop's head, soaking him. I was already walking towards the aisle by the time they turned around to see who did it.
Got taken out in handcuffs, and had to wait while other other cop went to find a docket book to issue me a fine- it was going to be for like $600-800 (it was about 13 years ago). While I was waiting the cop I'd soaked was giving me a well deserved lecture- 'Why'd you do that for? I could make you spend the lock up etc'
I said- 'Well it's unfair that they were the ones getting things hurled at them and instead of kicking out 15 odd people you just pick the 2 that didn't start it because its easier for you- it's not fair'
'he replied with ' So its fair I have to come to work and get beer thrown over me?'
I was so taken aback by this and realised how much of an absolute twat I'd been that I sincerely apologised- 'no, you're absolutely right, that's not fair at all, I'm sincerely sorry, I didn't think of it like that. I very sorry for doing that to you, I'm clearly a dickhead'
I think he was so surprised by my genuine apology he took the handcuffs off me and told me to piss off, he wasn't going to fine me. That was the last time I did something stupid to a copper.
Not a Lawyer, but in Ireland there was a law under the Marketing of Eggs Act 1957 that allows "an officer of the ministry" to inspect vehicles such as personal cars for the presence of eggs.
There was also that UK Salmon Act of 1986 that made it an offence to "Handle salmon in suspicious circumstances"
"Its a jungle out there."
Not a lawyer but there is something about the wording of the offence 'dog found at large' that really tickles me.
omg, you got stitched up
gday from WA
In Queensland it's illegal for a taxi to not have a bale of hay in the boot
Warhammer tattoo jordis
4:54 Freyer Mages don't carry elixers...silly
Im so thankful that i live in a relatably good country with good cops, it's the foundation to a dysfunctional society if your police are corrupt.
Where do you live?.
@@kaybee9363 in the barrios of Helsinki Finland
3:43
"what, officer; he invited me to assault him. I had consent."
wu tang. .
Oi Bruz it's that Wu Tang guy.
In the part where the army's is coming in, I can see: Heavy from tf2, Kazuma Kiryu from yakuza, a guy dressed as a ninja, Rambo, and some genetic army dudes
Free Jordestine.
I once got surrounded by five cops at a bus stop, cornering me against a wall. Got asked if I'm carrying weapons or illegal substances, and asked for my ID. One of them took it and wandered away to make a phone call while the other four just stared me down and wouldn't answer any of my questions. Missed my bus and was late for work because of it. After 10 minutes the first cop came back, gave me my ID and said "you're free to go" with no explanation given. Found out later that as an exercise for the G8 summit, ASAS members were trying to get from one side of Brisbane to the other undetected and the cops were tasked with spotting and stopping them, and apparently I looked suss. Absolute wankers. Boss never believed me that it happened, either.
He's a funny old law, in West Australia it's illegal to crush a beer can on a man's chest. a 31 year old barmaid working at a hotel near Perth found herself in court and was fined $1000 for it
I love that the rest of the video after mentioning TF2 is just a "TF2 MENTIONED" meme