If Channel 10 doesn't make Jamie the next Bachelor after boring Lachie, they need to re-evaluate their jobs. Jamie is an bottomless well of uncomfortable TV moments and that's the only reason to watch the Bachelor franchise.
I'm not sure but I think we just witnessed a 40 year old man having a stroke over the course of a reality tv show.... poor dude, but you need to have him on and get the true dirt, but do like the politician videos straight down the line in a full on serious tone PLEASE!!!!!
Haha, it's a great idea but you know Jamie will just talk about his feelings for an hour and there will be no actual dirt about how manipulative the show is.
I never watched his Bachelorette season, but from day one of BIP my instincts told me it seems highly unethical to have someone like him on a show like this. Even when his actions hurt others, or he does something cringe, I feel sorry for him more than anything. How on earth did he pass basic psych evaluation?
Instead of investing in renewables like wind and solar is it possible to find away to draw energy from cringe so that we could power this nation off of Jamie alone?
Maybe things wouldn't be so difficult for Jamie if he just sorted out his unresolved trauma and stopped being, or trying to be, so emotionally manipulative with everyone lol Jamie, just loosen up and be yourself and love yourself.
Commenting on every vid until it happens - You should do a Classic Jordies with Alisha, she was a Bill Shorten advisor and is still involved with the Labor Party. Perfect crossover brah
@@crocdog7828 shhh. I had to alter it for it to be grammatically correct. And who are you to assume he hasn't pissed himself. Judging by his maturity it's not entirely out of the question
Worth pointing out it was part a Frankenbite, he didn't actually say that sentence. That being said yeah, probably, but he might have been saying that part earlier in the show.
Kategari welcome to the friendlyjordies channel 💖💖 nah but in all seriousness maybe after living in NSW for 10 years I’m just salty. Maybe like a local council politician though, start off small
Jamie is like the little kid sitcoms try to push onto the audience, they usually sit there, spout one liners you know, they had fed to them 20 times and are only there for the audience to go "AAAAWWWW." Only the dude is 36 years past the use by date
Kiki Stewart, i wish this season of the Bachelor was the TV show he came out on. That way they would create a TV show specifically designed to find Jamie the guy of his dreams. “Will he reject them all for Tim? Find out next on...”. That would be good TV.
Jamie's definitely pathetic enough to go through a dramatic gay awakening, come out the closet, and then just have Tim reject him at the end of it. Jamie doesn't have a target audience except for Jordie.
Anybody else disappointed Jordan didn't use this classic: "Can we all just have a minute's silence for the crew that has to film that?" (beat) "How long's it been?" "Six seconds." "Do we have to start over?" "Hell no!" Or is that too obvious?
As an Australian, thinking about an American hearing an Australian mimic someone from England is the height of my understanding of the arrogance of yanks
@@LemmiwinksH pointed out that I was American to say I ain't got no clue of what was right and what was wrong, and I'd think that were more acknowledging my ignorance, but if insulting someone based off their nationality while being named after an animated ass rat is more your speed, you do you my dude.
That's the most bachelor in paradise I've ever watched... but your commentary was comedy gold. FriendlyJordies, you're a true bogan culture commentator / bogan intellectual 🤣👍
I like how everybody just started calling Ciarran 'English Timm' 😂😂😂😂😂 I love it tho! Him, Timm, and Jackson have been hanging out and about lately post-Bachelor
The "I would rather piss my pants ..." is hardly even a shadow of Barry Mackenzie and his classic "I would crawl naked across broken glass to smell a jam tin that girl had piddled in." Rookie.
2:04 the editing has spliced in “desperate for a rose”. There was so much of this on big brother. One diary chair chat had different audio segments edited together to make a sentence.
@@aaronrm2672 Do agree but playing devil's advocate: Vast majority of people that fuck up their steroid cycles and get emotional as fuck due to their shitty PCT or no PCT look completely natural man. Years of being a PT with a major focus on PED use for competition blew my mind at the amount of completely average every-day dudes eating random drugs and hormones on the regular these days, it's hilariously prevalent compared to even five years ago. One client I trained was a professional hip-hop dancer with WAY better physique and strength, and zero gym exposure, than some bros with 2 fucking steroid cycles under their belt already lmao. A better indicator these days is if they're otherwise soft-cocks but seem to have decently toned arms/chest so they look good in a party shirt + a flushed red/pink tinge to their chest and sometimes face from high blood pressure and estrogen. Honestly even the number of WOMEN that've approached me for PED hookups or asked for advice on how to recover from fucking up their Anavar cycle is ridiculous. Maybe 1 in 5 of them at best have any desire to compete or otherwise have any business fucking with PEDs yet so many are keen on it as a quick and easy fix because the number of men out there casually popping steroids is so high + IG's influence has allowed a lot of women to rationalise it as the same category as other beauty therapy/fat burners/diet drugs. Societal perception of a natural physique has skewed in different ways a lot too, so we have some people believing absolute human-pharmacys are natty and others who rationalise their own impatience by saying that it's impossible to look good naturally. Thank you for coming to my stoned TED Talk
It’s all a simulation the bachelor are all clones and jamie is literally 8 years old! I’m not one for conspiracy theories but this checks out. Peace clone Jamie I’ll be waiting to see you here soon ✌🏽✌🏽
JORDAN Even if it was 20 seconds long I'd LOVE to see a skit of a year 9 kid getting put by the teacher even though he caught it It doesn't all have to be 10 minutes long
Creepy thing is that Jamie definitely meant replicated. "I don't know if it's replicated but Eleanor is the girl for me" He can't get _that_ Eleanor, so he'll just look for one out there exactly like her. It's like the weird yr7 kid realising his first obsession doesn't like him back, but she's perfect so he won't stop looking until he finds another replica _just like her._ tl;dr Jamie is a 13yr old
If Channel 10 doesn't make Jamie the next Bachelor after boring Lachie, they need to re-evaluate their jobs. Jamie is an bottomless well of uncomfortable TV moments and that's the only reason to watch the Bachelor franchise.
I'm not sure but I think we just witnessed a 40 year old man having a stroke over the course of a reality tv show.... poor dude, but you need to have him on and get the true dirt, but do like the politician videos straight down the line in a full on serious tone PLEASE!!!!!
YESS
I would pay good money for the livestream of that
Pretty please Mr Jordy Sir
Invite him on Jords! We love Jamie!
Haha, it's a great idea but you know Jamie will just talk about his feelings for an hour and there will be no actual dirt about how manipulative the show is.
Interview Jamie on your Australian politics show
"Who do you think would do a better job at running for PM?"
"Uh..... Tim?"
Jamie doesn't need a rose, Jamie needs therapy.
roses are prickly anyway, they just hurt you so get a daisy or a lily instead
PREACH 🙏
I never watched his Bachelorette season, but from day one of BIP my instincts told me it seems highly unethical to have someone like him on a show like this. Even when his actions hurt others, or he does something cringe, I feel sorry for him more than anything. How on earth did he pass basic psych evaluation?
@@bogantellectual how does he even become a firefighter in the first place is beyond me
Jaime gets therapy… Jaime is on a therapeutic CCO! 🤣
Instead of investing in renewables like wind and solar is it possible to find away to draw energy from cringe so that we could power this nation off of Jamie alone?
Bravo!
Monsters Inc style..
More power in laughter than in scaring them
Ugh, I want to feel sorry for Jamie, but he makes it so hard.
"He makes it so hard." he sure does, big boy ;)
Now that Jaime is gone, what even is the point of continuing to watch this show?
to watch Timm stir the pot?
there is no point
@@neon_wombat pretty sure the last 15 seconds implied this is the last BIP video
@private private true
I 100% agree - the last few eps of BIP were pretty dull without Jamie - he's a riot!
Jamie doesnt get a rose
*Jordies inner mind*
Oh no MY CONTENT
Maybe things wouldn't be so difficult for Jamie if he just sorted out his unresolved trauma and stopped being, or trying to be, so emotionally manipulative with everyone lol Jamie, just loosen up and be yourself and love yourself.
Commenting on every vid until it happens - You should do a Classic Jordies with Alisha, she was a Bill Shorten advisor and is still involved with the Labor Party. Perfect crossover brah
This is so tough to watch. The man is stunted in so many ways. I can only imagine why. He needs to get away from the cameras and fix himself up.
this has to be my favorite friendly series
Nah tiebreaker with aunty shelly
Really hoping Jamie gets a shot on another one of these shows just so we get more of these videos
Anyone else struggle to watch this, honestly difficult to watch poor Jamie
its actually so awkward i have to skip to Jordan speaking
The cringe is strong. Fucken hard to watch
I said out loud "ahhh I can't watch this right now" when I saw it was suggested.
@@artvandelay587 Nice username. How's the importing/exporting?
Imagine taking a rough shit and clicking on this vid to help pass the time
Somehow Jamie's departure in this series was more awkward than his last. I have no idea how he does it, he just keeps one upping himself.
Eleanor is running off to her local court to submit a restraining order against Jamie.
Wait, so this is Jamie AFTER he's built up walls around himself?! My goodness how did he even function before??
Jamie's the kind of guy that uses Tinder to look for a few mates
"If she was on a show with them men, it wouldn't be called Bachelor in Paradise, it'd be called Slim Pickens" to quote Jaime "I pissed my pants" 😂
Thats not how quoting works lmao
@@crocdog7828 shhh. I had to alter it for it to be grammatically correct. And who are you to assume he hasn't pissed himself. Judging by his maturity it's not entirely out of the question
Jordan's impersonation of British Tim sounds SOOOOOOO MUCH like his impersonation of Paul Joseph Watson
Did he mean to say “reciprocated” when he was walking away talking about Helena? Or replicated?
Jamie always gets his words mixed up - like there are obnoxious weeds growing in my garden !
LOL yes I'm crying
Either way, I think he was being a bit...ingenuine...there
Worth pointing out it was part a Frankenbite, he didn't actually say that sentence. That being said yeah, probably, but he might have been saying that part earlier in the show.
Jamie talks like jordie putting on a voice
Ha yeah it actually confused me at some points
Even Jordan himself realized that, too 😂
Press F to pay respects for the crew that has to film the rose ceremony.
Who else is stoked to watch Jordie host the hit new show Slim Pickins?
Jamie would make a better politician than a solid chunk of Australian politicians let’s be real
At least he'd be less disingeuousness
Damn, did a solid chunk of Australian politicians get LITERALLY thrown, under, the bus?
If Jamie was a politician i'd bet he would delegate Tim to make all his decisions
Trapsarentgay that’s why though
Kategari welcome to the friendlyjordies channel 💖💖 nah but in all seriousness maybe after living in NSW for 10 years I’m just salty. Maybe like a local council politician though, start off small
Bruh you got me so invested in this shit that i was actually cringing when Jamie said he was going to address the group
I think everyone wants that kind of incontinence in their romantic persuits
My coffee almost came out of my nose reading this. Solid.
They say love is like wetting your pants; everyone sees it but only you feel its warmth.
Lol Jamie's last statements cracked me up.
2:30 the wildest couple seconds of Frankenbites 😂
Bachelor is like my dad, never seen him
Damn
Damn
Nice.
Oof
We have a lot in common.
You should totally interview Jamie now that he's off the show
Jamie is like the little kid sitcoms try to push onto the audience, they usually sit there, spout one liners you know, they had fed to them 20 times and are only there for the audience to go "AAAAWWWW." Only the dude is 36 years past the use by date
A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Is the famous Bachelor Jamie!
That reference back to the _'Gamechanger'_ bogan pizza connoisseur was perfect 👌
I think Jamie is gay, he just needs to go ahead and kiss Tim.
I'm wondering this myself lol. I'm convinced he's got a crush...
Kiki Stewart, i wish this season of the Bachelor was the TV show he came out on. That way they would create a TV show specifically designed to find Jamie the guy of his dreams. “Will he reject them all for Tim? Find out next on...”. That would be good TV.
Man crush not gay.
nah man I don't think Timm would consent.
Jamie's definitely pathetic enough to go through a dramatic gay awakening, come out the closet, and then just have Tim reject him at the end of it. Jamie doesn't have a target audience except for Jordie.
Jamie is like the aussie version of Forrest Gump
Anybody else disappointed Jordan didn't use this classic:
"Can we all just have a minute's silence for the crew that has to film that?"
(beat)
"How long's it been?"
"Six seconds."
"Do we have to start over?"
"Hell no!"
Or is that too obvious?
Me: This Warhammer Channel produces some weird content sometimes.
jane.citizen1: This Bachelor Channel produces some weird content sometimes.
Me: This Politics Channel produces some weird content sometimes.
I feel like there is actually something wrong with Jamie ... No 40 yr old acts like him surely
Yeah I think he needs to see a psychologist the poor dude.
His pathetic, even if was 20 hahaha ps I was born in 79 atleast I know I'm an cvnt lol..
It's a definite Neurocognitive Disorder. I still think he should be the next bachelor though.
Wait until you're 40 and find out!
I act like him lol
As an American, hearing an Australian mimic someone from England is the height of youtube entertainment.
As an Australian, thinking about an American hearing an Australian mimic someone from England is the height of my understanding of the arrogance of yanks
@@LemmiwinksH pointed out that I was American to say I ain't got no clue of what was right and what was wrong, and I'd think that were more acknowledging my ignorance, but if insulting someone based off their nationality while being named after an animated ass rat is more your speed, you do you my dude.
Seeing Jamie always helps me end my day on a high note. Never would I have imagined that someone so socially inept actually existed.
I feel like once Tim and Jamie are gone there is nobody to watch.
what about british tim?
GrowingDownUnder British Tim is a Petri dish
brittney tho
jamie just looks bored and sleepy when hes being eliminated
Jamie is so absolutely painful, but I keep coming back for Jordan because hilarious.
Said it once, and i'll say it again: the editing team at Ch.10 need a raise!!
That's the most bachelor in paradise I've ever watched... but your commentary was comedy gold. FriendlyJordies, you're a true bogan culture commentator / bogan intellectual 🤣👍
Waiting for the official FriendlyJordies "I'd rather piss my pants and talk to you than go to the toilet" t-shirt
Would make a great Valentine’s Day card
If you don't get my boy Jamie on the show, I'm done, im unsubbed Mr Jordan.
Jamie content and I... we're a package deal.
How dare you insinuate that we don't know the designer of the greatest "from board room to discotecha" apparel.
Wait there is more people on the bachelor other than Timm, English Timm and Jamie?
I like how everybody just started calling Ciarran 'English Timm' 😂😂😂😂😂 I love it tho! Him, Timm, and Jackson have been hanging out and about lately post-Bachelor
Thank god for Jamie’s goodbye speech, someone bring this man back for another season
Poor Jamie he's just trying his best...... Kappa
These are adult teenage dramas. Jamie is the main character, Brittney is the love interest and timm is the bestfriend. Oh and Cass is the mean girl
2:57 - from lismore, can confirm this is 100% correct
8:12 My reaction to everything Jamie does summed up neatly.
Thankgod I wasnt born in Lismore, but I guess living here is just as bad. More Lismore roasts and stories please!
My old fella spent some time in Lismore in the 80’ 90’s. Nothing good to say about it at all.....
JAMIE MATE YOU HAD IT GOOD WITH BRITTNEY, I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU THE WHOLE TIME BUT NOW I'M JUST LEFT SAD AND EMPTY
Def was not expecting a Wyatt Koch reference in a bachelor in paradise vid, props haha
Actually so funny that even these Jordie vids don't come up in my recommended, only see them due to notifications.
Crowd funding now open for "Slim Pickins" pilot. Send your audition video to Friendly Jordies now.
Bro I'm not even australian, why am i watching this
Id never watch this show but watching jordan taking the piss is gold
I'm Canadian and this gives me the same knowledge I gain from traveling
Do you think Jamie is just maybe too dumb to realise he's legit in love with Tim?
I really hope that's the case
yes
I'm VERY sure he is lol.
Jamie needs to co host a Warhammer vid or unsubbing
*pours one out for clint's crazy bargains, and the former giant that was Australian Discount Retail Trading*
11:08 **that face** : "this feeling...is it ... _consequences_ ... _f-for my inactions??!"_
The "I would rather piss my pants ..." is hardly even a shadow of Barry Mackenzie and his classic "I would crawl naked across broken glass to smell a jam tin that girl had piddled in." Rookie.
Jamie is the only thing on free to air tv keeping it afloat.
and you didn't reference you can see the exact second his heart broke
4:22 I hate that in my head I also said “oh here he is”. We’re all just cogs in the machine
5:25 *fast food moves FAST*
Jamie cries constantly and somehow kept it together when he was sent home????? How????????
That Year 9 dodge ball reference..... I felt that.
He's suing Channel Ten apparently. For what, being himself?
Apparently because of how he was edited on the show.
Sweet sw sw sw sw swwee sweeet can
He was edited really poorly
One of the people from house rules is suing channel 7 for how they were edited as well 😆
Ten should offer to settle on the basis of making him the next Bachelor. Do it, Ten!
2:04 the editing has spliced in “desperate for a rose”. There was so much of this on big brother. One diary chair chat had different audio segments edited together to make a sentence.
It's true, Jamie is too pure for this world.
I wonder if Jamie is so emotional because the show is interrupting his steroid cycle (unfounded claim based on nothing but 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔)
XD
He looks natty, maybe he just naturally has high oestrogen
@@aaronrm2672 Do agree but playing devil's advocate: Vast majority of people that fuck up their steroid cycles and get emotional as fuck due to their shitty PCT or no PCT look completely natural man. Years of being a PT with a major focus on PED use for competition blew my mind at the amount of completely average every-day dudes eating random drugs and hormones on the regular these days, it's hilariously prevalent compared to even five years ago. One client I trained was a professional hip-hop dancer with WAY better physique and strength, and zero gym exposure, than some bros with 2 fucking steroid cycles under their belt already lmao.
A better indicator these days is if they're otherwise soft-cocks but seem to have decently toned arms/chest so they look good in a party shirt + a flushed red/pink tinge to their chest and sometimes face from high blood pressure and estrogen. Honestly even the number of WOMEN that've approached me for PED hookups or asked for advice on how to recover from fucking up their Anavar cycle is ridiculous. Maybe 1 in 5 of them at best have any desire to compete or otherwise have any business fucking with PEDs yet so many are keen on it as a quick and easy fix because the number of men out there casually popping steroids is so high + IG's influence has allowed a lot of women to rationalise it as the same category as other beauty therapy/fat burners/diet drugs. Societal perception of a natural physique has skewed in different ways a lot too, so we have some people believing absolute human-pharmacys are natty and others who rationalise their own impatience by saying that it's impossible to look good naturally.
Thank you for coming to my stoned TED Talk
@@CurlsgetGurls this was great I learned so much
@@CurlsgetGurls Damn, this was educational!
How good would Jamie making a guest appearance to review the last few episodes be
Jaime and tims relationship is genuinely cuter than twilight
Xanax and merlo, just the right combo for a rose sesh
YESSS I AM HERE FOR THAT MOONRAKER SHOUTOUT
Love the Lismore references! Up the rainbow region!
Finally realised that “SAD BUT TRUE!” was a Metallica quote and not just another pearl of a saying attributed to Mislav
Don't quit, you have to cover brittney's journey
It’s all a simulation the bachelor are all clones and jamie is literally 8 years old! I’m not one for conspiracy theories but this checks out. Peace clone Jamie I’ll be waiting to see you here soon ✌🏽✌🏽
I have an 8 year old kid who is more emotionally developed than he is!
Was NOT expecting that Lismore name drop. Seriously thought you were leading into Byron or Ballina, but damn, hit it right.
your eyebrows at his rose ceremony speech hahaha
''getting shafted for Scott'' ....wait who?
12:23 Friendlyjordies, what type of goblin was that?!?
It's REEF HERON
Gotta love some double take pigeon references
I thought I had Jamie covered, but his golden shower game must be strong. I hope Britt doesn't like jimmy riddle on her mug.
Imagine going back to the old firehouse as that shrivelled wreck of a man and expecting anything but relentless ridicule from your peers.
And this is how the bachelor's viewership plummetted
I'm waiting for channel 9 to steal and air Slim Pickins. Would watch
poor Jamie just needs a friend
JORDAN
Even if it was 20 seconds long I'd LOVE to see a skit of a year 9 kid getting put by the teacher even though he caught it
It doesn't all have to be 10 minutes long
The ground up broken glass scene in Oz prison?
That's what these accents do to my ears...
Sorry jordies, even though jamie is gone you still need to do this. It's too good.
HEY HE MENTIONED LISMORE THATS WHERE I LIVE, such good vibes bro
Haven’t even watched the video yet, but I had to comment because of how much I cracked up as soon as I saw a picture of Jamie in the thumbnail
REPLICATED > RECIPROCATED HAHAHAHAHAHA
Creepy thing is that Jamie definitely meant replicated. "I don't know if it's replicated but Eleanor is the girl for me"
He can't get _that_ Eleanor, so he'll just look for one out there exactly like her.
It's like the weird yr7 kid realising his first obsession doesn't like him back, but she's perfect so he won't stop looking until he finds another replica _just like her._
tl;dr Jamie is a 13yr old
Hadgerz trueeeee haha you’re right he did actually mean replicated. My jaw honestly drops and my eyes widen in shock every time he speaks hahaha