Russian Military MRE with Comrade Yuri | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 มิ.ย. 2024
- Relax with Comrade Yuri as he explores, heats and samples a Russian military MRE:
00:00:00 Intro
00:01:35 Exploring the MRE
00:35:05 Heating the MRE meals
00:41:14 Sampling the MRE (minimal eating sounds)
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Pretty impressive that Yuri shared a single MRE with 1,634,767 of his Comrades. Respect
Yo Wsg Jesus, when you finna fight Kratos?
@@JasonVoorhees-os1uf In roughly 40 days and 40 nights
@@JesusChrist-pd9py May I attend to spectate?
@@JasonVoorhees-os1uf of course my son
Jesus Christ! (In the literal term because his name is Jesus Christ and I am making an exclamation, hence the exclamation mark at the end of the name)
teacher: no food in the class!
the kid in the back of the room:
Haha. I get it=) XD
I like your comment.
I did eat an MRE at lunch one day, just for the stares. It wasn't actually all that bad.
@@michaelburke9137 they look good as hell, would so try one, no matter the country.
@@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 for food meant to be eaten on a battlefield it looks pretty good
Me: "I AM GOING TO DIE OF STARVATION, OPEN THE FOOD."
Yuri: *tapping*
No, *WE* will die of starvation
Yup. But, one correction. *we will
You’re welcome
@@Norsk-brodristerWE're welcome
common communist issue
I don’t watch asmr for my self. I do it for my FBI agent.
КГБ)
When you make them sleep you go over to the incognito tab ;)
@@cala3406 incognito is useless
@@cloudrz just like you
@@hakaandavor2789 "jUsT LiKe yOu"
Man, he’s doing pretty alright with himself after MW3
Unknown_online_user this comment is so underrated not tryna be disrespectful it’s a good thing😂
Yuri died tho
Jelleh This is him in the afterlife
@@JEELLEH He beat the gulag
Rip
Comrades: dying from starvation
Him: plays with mre for a hour
Comrades: die
An*
*ahem*
N i c e .
Lmao
@@SukariKai our*
COMMUNIST NATIONAL ANTHEM INTENSIFIES
Imagine being a solider and just watching yuri tap on the box for 9 minutes and playing with everything inside while you are just starving to death.
Patience. Waiting to eat you small portion of mre is like hunting any other rodent....i mean animal
@@kaworusilentpaw7246bruh 😂
Whenever he says "very appetizing, right my comrades?" I don't know if hes being serious or saying it sarcastically, but i actually find that it looks delicious.
I thought I was the only one 😅😅😅 🤣
Yup is very nice tasting, surprisingly.
Normal People: "Sorry"
Comrade Yuri: "Twas my mistake, my fault, I take full responsibility and accountability for that."
Very soviet
Yuri is man of great Astonishment, great Skill, great Merits, and great Rest powers
He is credit to team.
🎅🏽
@@domandriacchi9082 was our mistake. We take full responsibility and accountability lol
Do you mean “‘Twas OUR mistake, OUR fault, WE take full responsibility and accountability for that”
D C I can’t believe no one knows what “credit to team” is from(Team Fortress 2)
American spy: steals Russian MRE to have himself a feast
American spy: can't read the encrypted instruction
American spy: **dies of starvation**
S nami bog
С нами бог
Вы как меня вычислили?
@@celsiusfox2631 магия
B L O O D Y S P Y
Friend
Bestfriend
Boyfriend
Girlfriend
Friendship
They all have an END. Expect *COMRADE*
Yes comrade
Indeed comrade.
Yes Blyat
Friendship doesnt
FriENDship does have an end.
Толковый мужик, вот бы такого прапорщика в армию
любого спать уложит
Он суточный ИРП сразу приготовил
bagulho é copa!
Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says “My comrades”
Heroin Cake man i had a stroke reading that
Heroin Cake can you fucking spell?
@@heroincake9621 looks like you tried the drinking game
Rigo Mancilla Fareh is ej meddi pdinf thnks poop rjdnje! I juts watns tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Ah yes, *Enslaved alchohol poisoning*
So many tingles that I didn't notice the government taking away the fruits of my labor.
from your pfp, it seems likeyou are obtaining many laborious fruits
@SANS______ shush
@SANS______ it's a Floatzel eating a sandwich with too much mayonnaise
@SANS______ I mean... You weren't forced to search it up
@SANS______ idk I feel pretty intelligent
in fairness, he's being quite considerate with the food sharing
Like a true comrade
@@cringeer7853 kulaks*
Am I seeing things or is that Fjord
@@brentmcintyre2821 Eldritch Blast...
@@AtomicRiftYT this is one hell of a crossover...
Yuri: "Split the napkins."
Aight everyone gets 1/100000000th of a napkin.
You added two extra 0's.
@@garrettleh2945 well it would actually be 1/549,352th of a napkin since there were 2 full napkins
@@themedic7933 same thing i was half asleep writing this
@@themedic7933 and plus there were probably more views since I wrote that
Hence the name guys
Just imagining that there isn't a massive audience learning how to fight off capitalism, but really two close comrades joining Comrade Yuri for lunch
By a warm, crackly fire, as comrade 1 warms his hands and as comrade 2 takes out a bag of gathered wolf fur to keep them warm in their hideout.
“My comrades”
You mean OUR comrades
7thWardBlackout communism at its finest
Well sorry "OUR" bad
А ка во дурачек че
@@hellokittygaming42069 "our bad"? Dont you mean- wait... Dang it....
Our apologies
My friends: *jokes around thinking Russians drink vodka all the time*
Me: *being the Russian american drinking tea*
Then there's that beautiful hot kvass lmao that's basically both.
Your friends need to learn not to judge a book by its cover
@@viciousbee9151 no it's not like Russia is the highest consumer of vodka or anything. Lmao wah.
The British in you shines through
Meh?
Yuri: *giving a very detailed explanation of the MRE*
Me: I waited an hour to eat this and i cant wait to do so
Russian MRE meat in a nutshell:
"Dimitri, what flavor of meat did we get today?"
"Yes"
And always kasha! Kasha is so good
Purple.
@@GreenGlo1991 oatmeal basically
@@fatjuicytaco way to go paul
-Dmitri, what flavour of meat did we get today?
-Tushenka
We have like 12+ variations of MREs acrually so u can make 10 more videos.
Коробка ТВ
I think you mean “we” can make more videos.
Do not let the capitalists corrupt you, comrade.
Mr.Minzer
Yes, comrade.
Mr.Minzer I didn’t get that at first. I’m stupid
Have seen my son? ! You mean our son
Hey, that's one kind of MRE for each month of the year
At 0:25 my man must of sneezed at least 5 times trying to make this bit
God, i love this guy, he goes from talking about matches, to talking about a football team, to clicking matches
Этот мужчина похож на русского больше, чем половина населения самой России
Лол реально
What's this say?
He said Yuri is more similar as Russian than many modern russians.
Василий Морозов уже не в том числе в рамках
Точно он больше на патриота поход
Was anyone else waiting for the "lets get this out on to a tray.. Nice "
Imagine an impossible collaboration between the two it would L E G E N D A R Y
That would've been beautiful
Steve is the best
"m'kay, so let's first start out... With that nonexistent communist appetizer."
Steve is that shit fr just got done watching one of his videos
I like how he even got his nose blushes and roses red like it was cold man that’s some dedication
Обожаю как изображают 1:русских 2:как пытаються либо говорить по русски, либо пытаются изобразить британский окцент
Спасибо, товарищ Юрий. Наши агенты из других ячеек скоро свяжутся с Вами. Thanks, comrade Yuri. Our agents from other cells will contact you soon.
Прикольно находить наши комменты, угар
Яков Блог ура
Thank god for the translate button 😂
@@meankeene1134 yea,
The real translate is *Cyka blyat na khuy. Cyka blyat na khuy yebat na khuy cyka@@meankeene1134
What are U doing after Killing Capitalism : 21:00
What are "we"
T
Brian Heredia we Are Anonymous ..😂
*VisUAl TEabAg*
@@dickylobsterhead4779 expect us?
More like a....
ASMRE
ill see myself out
Lol
Funny, did laugh
Cute.
@@niggatakingadukieonatoilet101 what the man behind the slaughter is it really you?
I'll see ourselves out
My favorite part is when he said “My comrades”
OUR favorite part
@@bonge_Spob2857 parts*
More shitty communist jokes?
Doesn’t anyone ever realise how awful it really was and still is
You may as well make Jokes of the fact that people starved to death from this
@@Harry-bt2ks from what i see... You are an American
Russian Military MRE with Comrade Yuri is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
Does McDonald's at least pay you for this?
I still love McChicken more then McChicken
Respectful words
Ya remember that McChicken vid from 2 years ago or something where he was fucking it?
*sammitch
With this beard and this hat you will rebuild the USSR just for the roleplay
There is no USSR...he bought the hat on Amazon more than likely. Russia is capitalist and Christian but of course, you wouldn't know that.
@@johnnypastrana6727 it's a joke
@@johnnypastrana6727 Russia.... Is not capitalist. Did you sleep in history class?
@@WelfareDude It is today
@@trilobit_9525 No, its not lol.
Most of Russias big businesses are still majority owned by the state.
The way you do these videos makes me realize how much patience I don’t have.
I’m not even eating and I’m like EAT IT ALREADY
Pretty impressive that Yuri shared a single MRE with 1,859,042 of his Comrades. Respect
Ngl one guy got a lot luckier with the same comment
It's not the Red Army, it's the ASMR Army
Every soldier fights with silencers in open battle
They use whispering to heal their wounded
And they massage or tap anything that makes a relaxing noise before killing the enemy
Perfect comrade Yuri, wait... if your yuri then who is the man in the video?
Dun Dun DUN
Missed the chance to say ASMRmy
ah killing, the most effective ASMR
Yuri Kyosov it’s suppressor
0:00 our forces will never invade from the **shudder** WEST
Well, only against Fascists will they invade from the west.
Ironically that plan’s movement looks a lot like operation Barbarossa’s .-_.-
Ironically, he says east but goes from left to right with his arrow, which would be from the west on a standard map.
Funsyze *Berlin will remember that*
This is one of the coolest asmr videos ever! Good job brother !
“For you who may be Americans football means soccer”
The American spy in the back 👁👄👁
14:47
Hello im frogy
*Opens beef stew*
*regrets life choices*
"Mmmmm very good comrades"
I love beef stew
I never tasted beef stew before but damn, that look good ngl
Мда я пока не он не ем своих друзей
Спасибо товарищу Юрию за еще один прекрасный вечер проведенный в мыслях о скором крахе капиталистического режима! Служу Советскому Союзу!
Национал-социолизм круче
huh?
@@boosted7088 Google translate
@@VogtTD I'm too lazy
@@Rick-ky8ol 41-45 - можем повторить!
(Простите меня пожалуйста)
ER's son: "dad, what are you doing"
ER: "feeding my comrades, son"
Finally, a good fkin video
Me: Oh cool green screen backround!
45:51 me: HOLY SH*T THATS REAL
That's goodnight moon. You think it's a greenscreen and the she picks something up.
Well yes but actually no
A tarp and some repro stuff?
fuzzy bruh there’s an ammo box and a fucking gun
@@tubb1 yeah, he mentioned before that it is very quality model and not a real firearm
I just watched slav memes before sleeping, then i find this.
*Im liking this day so far.*
This day was three months
Ago
Ehm
@@a_wisepenny9227 This comment was 9 months
@@a_wisepenny9227 Ago
Thank you so much I knew it would be great when I saw your firs unboxing!
43:40 as a British guy I'm offended with how long you made me wait for tea whilst you where playing with the bag
Smi7h Out1aw tea is nice and dark now... can you feel it?!
Bri'ish
Кисти очень вкусный чай советую
солид ,мы тебя спалили , можешь не прятаться
Своих из далека видно)
🤣
О я тоже Россиянин
What? I don’t speak vodka
I don’t speak communism, what did he say??
From Russia 🇷🇺 with love. You are the best!!!)))
You mean the bond movie?
Спасибо 😋 thank 😁
Шо?
*we
Pok nctopnn
Ephemeral rift: I forgot where I placed my canteen
Canteen siting on top of the gas can: Helo
Me: Daisy is the best ASMR character
Comrade Yuri (whispers): Hold my AK
Production value here is 🔥🔥🔥
It's lit 👌
its so smooth and sassy 😫👌
51:55
Comrade Yuri: "Where's the beef?"
Old lady from the 80's burger commercial: "That's my line!"
NO THATS MY LINE DONT ASK HOW IK THAT PROCCESED BURGER ADD
Burbger kimg
Where’s the holy fermented potato water?!
Yuri
*FBI agents listening in*: "At least it's a soviet with a soft voice"
This hits different in 2022
True, cause people make fakes how Russian mre is so bad etc.
@@KS-dm9yb righttttt
@@KS-dm9yb are there any one way tickets or are they sold out?
My MRE contained half a cigarette, 2 broken spoons and empty packets, it was pretty standard issue. I think some of us got a whole cigarette.
What do you mean about "my mre". You are really suspicious my friend!
@@loccey9 Of course. *OUR* MRE...
Hilarious! Half a cigarette and no food? Wait what? HOW?! Ok the KGB is sort of screwed up.
Комитет Государственной Безопасности
Beat it, kid
Wait didn’t Jesus have an AK like that? Wink wink nudge nudge
Yeah it shot nails
pibb extraxd noooo💀
go go gadget suitcase say hello jesus! ER
I need vodka
@@yuriisdrunk8515 I do to I ran out last night
There's no stopping someone this creative
I've always needed visual stimulation in some way whenever I listened to ASMR videos so it would be really hard for me to sleep cuz I'd be looking at the props people used the whole time even when I was really tired.
But for these videos it's always been so easy for me to just close my eyes and listen, so ephemeral rift, whatever your doing keep it up! It's helping me sleep a lot better now!
Вечная слава герою АСМР-социализма
Valentinian Feodosiev I love English
@@harrypairofcheeks619 I love cakes.
I love motherland
I lOvE KidS
@@JackThaRipper im love porn with gaes
Teacher: what did you bring for show and tell today!
Me: 0:45
K9 Cobra lmao
damn this kid just made everyones day by skipping a lesson
If it were show and tell, considering the gun in the background, I’ll be assuming it’s an American school.
🤣🤣😂
@@sluttycowboy
Yoooooooo 🤣🤣🤣
I keep my volume all up cause i trust this man.
Rice porridge, with beef...
where is the beef...
w h e r e i s t h e b e e f
W h E r E i S t H a R b E e F
I had a stroke reading the last line
@@microwaev I had a stroke writing it.
@@slickcalf985 There's not so much Spartans around this section
@@lordkiro3048 I'm the Meta.
@@slickcalf985 ur a legend
I am extremely sensitive to asmr but I mean REALLY sensitive and this is the only video I have ever watched in my life that I had to stop because it was SSSSOOOOOOOOO good that it was sending too many chills down my spine!!
Time Stamps:
00:00:00 Intro
00:01:35 Exploring the MRE
00:35:05 Heating the MRE meals
00:41:14 Sampling the MRE (minimal eating sounds)
it's written in the description but thanks tho
Joe Porter people on mobile.
@@joeporter5971 people on mobile can't use the timestamps in the disc
@@Pythois ah, my mistake
I see you read the description very nice
Him: do you like the cheeses?
Me: *shakes head profusely*
Him: very good.
i love how all over the place the accuracy of the video is. He has the Hat, Ak and MRE but is wearing Multicam and has a 30 cal ammo box with a M67 frag.
Отлично, товарищ! Продолжай в том же духе! Капитализм падёт!
Ivanm SOVIET RUSSIA
Da capitalism upadjot
Забавно, что этот сухпай в армии для которой его по идее и делали видят раз в тисячу лет ,и то на учениях.Ах да и на вкус такое...только если умираеш с голоду.
Why the fuck are there so many Russians here...
@@uraverageskeleton6480 Yea, it's Russian themed but there are more of them than expected. That or they are using google translate.
-Five Guys Burgers and Fries-
*Five Guys No Food and Everyone Dies*
😂
here before any angry commies comment because they can’t take the jokes
factssss ^
@@No1TypeC it's not a joke it's true
we just need the a pinch of Marxism
This is just so specific and i love it
very good video, every second was amazing!
It’s Ephemeral Rift anymore, it’s Ourphemeral Rift.
Phantom 🅱️ruh what console do you play on
Bad pun bro, bad pun
But Comrade Phantom, there's still me in OurpheMEral Rift.
Ninja Boy it’s OURpheUSral rWEft then
Russian comments: **exist**
google translate: [chuckles] i'm in danger
You deserve more likes...
Ну шо сказать. 👍
Братан, я тя расстрою, гугол нармальна те ничо не переведёт, сасамба :)
@@TodorBarakKhan бедный челик, как он "сосамбу" то переведет?
@@unitymoon. в том и дело, что никак :)) великий могучий язык, раз у нас "сосамба" есть
Winner, Winner, 49:38
Very good my comrade continue with this training
Yuri.....Vlad just died of starvation.....
me and Juan...(hes a exchange Soldier from Mexico) are going to die.....please just open it......
Ironic coming from the fucking *American Government*
*VISUAL FRUSTRATION*
*Looks at name*
*Looks at comment*
*Looks at name*
Us: *CONFUSED PROPAGANDA*
YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM US WESTERN SPY! YOU WILL NOT HAVE OUR VODKA AND MY BABUSHKA’S JAM!
Hey you are the CAPITALIST GOVERNMENT blyat
Who’s your favorite amsrtist?
Me: comrade yuri
Yuri tarded
@@Bruh-mr1nt ad profundis
That's latin for *no u*
wheres the joke
@@ZEUSfeedZ its not a joke i don't think
@@yourmomsafurry1971 why do these kids get 90 likes for basically nothing
Love the reference when he says “our MRE” yes! He is OUR favorite asmr artist
Great Video, Reznov!
Thanks comrade genre of manga that has lesbians in it
I got the reference, thanks.
Give me vodka
Yes blyat
Aha,
I see you are a man of culture aswell
What does this mean
i just had this idea: "ASMR for drunk people"
I know you dont do alcohol anymore ER and that makes you better than a lot of us
keep being great
Destroyerkid237 it is possible to act drunk when you aren’t actually inebriated. There’s an entire martial arts style based around that, you know.
@@marxjester9802 do tell
@@uioplkhj its actually a substyle of kung fu - either drunken monkey (which imitates the movement of inebriated monkeys) the most popular substyle of which is drunken monkey staff. theres also the drunken fist which imitates the movement of drunk humans - these styles, however are not generally used in competition or real combat due to the overly stylistic emphasis and are only truly useful against an inexperienced and easily baited opponent, it looks really cool though
theairguitaregalitarian that is highly intriguing
i dont know why but yuri saying "wheres the beef" makes me crack up.
For some reason I imagined the "comrades" were just 2 other guys and that's the reason this one MRE is meant to feed you all.
Because the force is so secret and so skilled that its just a small force.
*Joseph Stalin wants to know your location*
To give you a medal
Jacob Becker ur pfp scares me
Канал Вируса and vodka
Как же я ору с этого чела. Особенно с его любимой фразы "my comrade"
My fellow comrade... dis is good video. Tank U
0:00 Georgy Zhukov planning to invade West Germany in 1945 *Colorized*
Time stamps!
0:00 Intro
1:35 Exploring the MRE
35:05 Heating the MRE meals
41:14 Sampling the MRE
Your welcome. (We're welcome.)
You're welcome.
Hey, what the Blyat did I just say 🤔?!?!...
WE'RE welcome.
Better.
@@dec13666 comunism
@@aerithsgf1575 don't say that! Or they will come.
Jack the Dog are we safe now?
@@aerithsgf1575 I'm not sure. Check the windows.
Ever thought of doing a Count Dooku asmr?
Thats a good idea.
Or Karl Marx roleplay...
this is one of my favorite video
plot twist: the capitalist spy fell asleep from the sounds of the mre
Watching asmr while skipping class I hope the vapers stay out
Lol u have qui gon jin as your profile pic and it says Jesus
@@angelopellicci179 good job you get the joke
Thats so my school
At least they aren't smoking shrek-farts. That stuff's dangerous.
Angelo Pellicci yes.
38:52
When my friend tell me something funny
@@luda0512 based on their name,I'd say yes
warmellow gaming Based on your name, I’d say you’re stuck in mental adolescence
@@luda0512 whoa there buckaroo, watch your tone
Disappointment TM this is just text tho haha
Stilletto X guess how many times ive seen that and guess how many times i didnt find it funny
"The perfect ASMR doesn't exist--"
You read my brain, i was watching MRE videos and i wanted to stay in the subject but it was bed time.
Rift: *Comrade asmr*
Me,a german: Say sike right now
Rift: Comrade asmr
Fabian Köpp: Is German
Me, an Austrian: Say sike right now
@@mygoodness2041 Nö xD
Так блять
fabian köpp German Comrade? I am German too I don’t speak much german but I know some.
What a cold joke
Next Up:
Capitalist ASMR with American MRE.
Imperial Monarchy ASMR with British MRE.
-Fascist ASMR with Italian MRE.-
NAZIEGERMANYJAPAN.EXE has joined the server
forgot about japan fam
Modern Italian MRE is actually very good.
italy mre is probably just a pizza delivery man
@@huntergames4860 Far better than that. Look it up: there are some great unboxing here on YT.
This video did not age well. but is still satisfying
Why not
@@rizzo9748Russia-Ukrainian war
@@That_one_dude07 so? What mre asmr has to do with war
@@rizzo9748 he’s talking about the Russian military
@@That_one_dude07 ah ok
I like the fact that he actually used the molded spoon that’s dedication