Whenever he says "very appetizing, right my comrades?" I don't know if hes being serious or saying it sarcastically, but i actually find that it looks delicious.
It's not the Red Army, it's the ASMR Army Every soldier fights with silencers in open battle They use whispering to heal their wounded And they massage or tap anything that makes a relaxing noise before killing the enemy
Забавно, что этот сухпай в армии для которой его по идее и делали видят раз в тисячу лет ,и то на учениях.Ах да и на вкус такое...только если умираеш с голоду.
@@uioplkhj its actually a substyle of kung fu - either drunken monkey (which imitates the movement of inebriated monkeys) the most popular substyle of which is drunken monkey staff. theres also the drunken fist which imitates the movement of drunk humans - these styles, however are not generally used in competition or real combat due to the overly stylistic emphasis and are only truly useful against an inexperienced and easily baited opponent, it looks really cool though
I am extremely sensitive to asmr but I mean REALLY sensitive and this is the only video I have ever watched in my life that I had to stop because it was SSSSOOOOOOOOO good that it was sending too many chills down my spine!!
More shitty communist jokes? Doesn’t anyone ever realise how awful it really was and still is You may as well make Jokes of the fact that people starved to death from this
Hey Rift! I don't know if you've gotten this idea before or not. Would you ever do a Mass Effect ASMR? I think you are the only ASMR creator that could do it justice.
This genuinely helped me sleep thank you so much. I get really bad insomnia and find your videos very triggering for asmr and soothes me into sleep instantly!
I fell asleep in the first 10 minutes without even realizing that, and I didn't like it because I actually wanted to see the MRE. Man you're to relaxing
i love how all over the place the accuracy of the video is. He has the Hat, Ak and MRE but is wearing Multicam and has a 30 cal ammo box with a M67 frag.
teacher: no food in the class!
the kid in the back of the room:
Haha. I get it=) XD
I like your comment.
I did eat an MRE at lunch one day, just for the stares. It wasn't actually all that bad.
@@michaelburke9137 they look good as hell, would so try one, no matter the country.
@@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 for food meant to be eaten on a battlefield it looks pretty good
Me: "I AM GOING TO DIE OF STARVATION, OPEN THE FOOD."
Yuri: *tapping*
No, *WE* will die of starvation
Yup. But, one correction. *we will
You’re welcome
@@Norsk-brodristerWE're welcome
common communist issue
Comrades: dying from starvation
Him: plays with mre for a hour
Comrades: die
An*
*ahem*
N i c e .
Lmao
@@KnightlyPosting our*
COMMUNIST NATIONAL ANTHEM INTENSIFIES
Pretty impressive that Yuri shared a single MRE with 1,634,767 of his Comrades. Respect
Yo Wsg Jesus, when you finna fight Kratos?
@@JasonVoorhees-os1uf In roughly 40 days and 40 nights
@@JesusChrist-pd9py May I attend to spectate?
@@JasonVoorhees-os1uf of course my son
Jesus Christ! (In the literal term because his name is Jesus Christ and I am making an exclamation, hence the exclamation mark at the end of the name)
Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says “My comrades”
Heroin Cake man i had a stroke reading that
@@heroincake9621 looks like you tried the drinking game
Rigo Mancilla Fareh is ej meddi pdinf thnks poop rjdnje! I juts watns tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Ah yes, *Enslaved alchohol poisoning*
*d e m o m a n*
Normal People: "Sorry"
Comrade Yuri: "Twas my mistake, my fault, I take full responsibility and accountability for that."
Yuri is man of great Astonishment, great Skill, great Merits, and great Rest powers
He is credit to team.
🎅🏽
@@domandriacchi9082 was our mistake. We take full responsibility and accountability lol
Do you mean “‘Twas OUR mistake, OUR fault, WE take full responsibility and accountability for that”
D C I can’t believe no one knows what “credit to team” is from(Team Fortress 2)
@@angerybigdaddy8541 **Sad Sasha noises**
Heavy: *WHO HURT SASHA!!?* *MEDIC UBERCHARGE ME!* *I AM BULLETPROOF*
American spy: steals Russian MRE to have himself a feast
American spy: can't read the encrypted instruction
American spy: **dies of starvation**
S nami bog
С нами бог
Вы как меня вычислили?
@@celsiusfox2631 магия
B L O O D Y S P Y
Imagine being a solider and just watching yuri tap on the box for 9 minutes and playing with everything inside while you are just starving to death.
Patience. Waiting to eat you small portion of mre is like hunting any other rodent....i mean animal
@@kaworusilentpaw7246bruh 😂
Man, he’s doing pretty alright with himself after MW3
Unknown_online_user this comment is so underrated not tryna be disrespectful it’s a good thing😂
Yuri died tho
Jelleh This is him in the afterlife
@@JEELLEH He beat the gulag
Rip
So many tingles that I didn't notice the government taking away the fruits of my labor.
from your pfp, it seems likeyou are obtaining many laborious fruits
@SANS______ shush
@SANS______ it's a Floatzel eating a sandwich with too much mayonnaise
@SANS______ I mean... You weren't forced to search it up
@SANS______ idk I feel pretty intelligent
Спасибо, товарищ Юрий. Наши агенты из других ячеек скоро свяжутся с Вами. Thanks, comrade Yuri. Our agents from other cells will contact you soon.
Прикольно находить наши комменты, угар
Яков Блог ура
Thank god for the translate button 😂
@@meankeene1134 yea,
The real translate is *Cyka blyat na khuy. Cyka blyat na khuy yebat na khuy cyka@@meankeene1134
I don’t watch asmr for my self. I do it for my FBI agent.
КГБ)
When you make them sleep you go over to the incognito tab ;)
@@cala3406 incognito is useless
@@cloudrz just like you
@@hakaandavor2789 "jUsT LiKe yOu"
Yuri: "Split the napkins."
Aight everyone gets 1/100000000th of a napkin.
You added two extra 0's.
@@garrettleh2945 well it would actually be 1/549,352th of a napkin since there were 2 full napkins
@@themedic7933 same thing i was half asleep writing this
@@themedic7933 and plus there were probably more views since I wrote that
Hence the name guys
Just imagining that there isn't a massive audience learning how to fight off capitalism, but really two close comrades joining Comrade Yuri for lunch
By a warm, crackly fire, as comrade 1 warms his hands and as comrade 2 takes out a bag of gathered wolf fur to keep them warm in their hideout.
We have like 12+ variations of MREs acrually so u can make 10 more videos.
Коробка ТВ
I think you mean “we” can make more videos.
Do not let the capitalists corrupt you, comrade.
Mr.Minzer
Yes, comrade.
Mr.Minzer I didn’t get that at first. I’m stupid
Have seen my son? ! You mean our son
Hey, that's one kind of MRE for each month of the year
Whenever he says "very appetizing, right my comrades?" I don't know if hes being serious or saying it sarcastically, but i actually find that it looks delicious.
I thought I was the only one 😅😅😅 🤣
Yup is very nice tasting, surprisingly.
“My comrades”
You mean OUR comrades
7thWardBlackout communism at its finest
Well sorry "OUR" bad
А ка во дурачек че
Our apologies
sounded like he is saying ''my cum rags''
What are U doing after Killing Capitalism : 21:00
What are "we"
T
Brian Heredia we Are Anonymous ..😂
*VisUAl TEabAg*
@@dickylobsterhead4779 expect us?
Толковый мужик, вот бы такого прапорщика в армию
любого спать уложит
Он суточный ИРП сразу приготовил
bagulho é copa!
in fairness, he's being quite considerate with the food sharing
Like a true comrade
@@cringeer7853 kulaks*
Am I seeing things or is that Fjord
@@RustyMackk Eldritch Blast...
@@AtomicRiftYT this is one hell of a crossover...
With this beard and this hat you will rebuild the USSR just for the roleplay
There is no USSR...he bought the hat on Amazon more than likely. Russia is capitalist and Christian but of course, you wouldn't know that.
@@johnnypastrana6727 it's a joke
@@johnnypastrana6727 Russia.... Is not capitalist. Did you sleep in history class?
@@WelfareDude It is today
@@trilobit_9525 No, its not lol.
Most of Russias big businesses are still majority owned by the state.
Was anyone else waiting for the "lets get this out on to a tray.. Nice "
Imagine an impossible collaboration between the two it would L E G E N D A R Y
That would've been beautiful
Steve is the best
"m'kay, so let's first start out... With that nonexistent communist appetizer."
Steve is that shit fr just got done watching one of his videos
Этот мужчина похож на русского больше, чем половина населения самой России
Лол реально
What's this say?
He said Yuri is more similar as Russian than many modern russians.
Василий Морозов уже не в том числе в рамках
Точно он больше на патриота поход
My friends: *jokes around thinking Russians drink vodka all the time*
Me: *being the Russian american drinking tea*
Then there's that beautiful hot kvass lmao that's basically both.
Your friends need to learn not to judge a book by its cover
@@viciousbee9151 no it's not like Russia is the highest consumer of vodka or anything. Lmao wah.
The British in you shines through
Meh?
It's not the Red Army, it's the ASMR Army
Every soldier fights with silencers in open battle
They use whispering to heal their wounded
And they massage or tap anything that makes a relaxing noise before killing the enemy
Perfect comrade Yuri, wait... if your yuri then who is the man in the video?
Dun Dun DUN
Missed the chance to say ASMRmy
ah killing, the most effective ASMR
Yuri Kyosov it’s suppressor
Спасибо товарищу Юрию за еще один прекрасный вечер проведенный в мыслях о скором крахе капиталистического режима! Служу Советскому Союзу!
Национал-социолизм круче
huh?
@@boosted7088 Google translate
@@VogtTD I'm too lazy
@@Rick-ky8ol 41-45 - можем повторить!
(Простите меня пожалуйста)
Friend
Bestfriend
Boyfriend
Girlfriend
Friendship
They all have an END. Expect *COMRADE*
Yes comrade
Indeed comrade.
Yes Blyat
Friendship doesnt
FriENDship does have an end.
Yuri: *giving a very detailed explanation of the MRE*
Me: I waited an hour to eat this and i cant wait to do so
Russian Military MRE with Comrade Yuri is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
Does McDonald's at least pay you for this?
I still love McChicken more then McChicken
Respectful words
Ya remember that McChicken vid from 2 years ago or something where he was fucking it?
*sammitch
Russian comments: **exist**
google translate: [chuckles] i'm in danger
You deserve more likes...
Ну шо сказать. 👍
Братан, я тя расстрою, гугол нармальна те ничо не переведёт, сасамба :)
@@TodorBarakKhan бедный челик, как он "сосамбу" то переведет?
@@unitymoon. в том и дело, что никак :)) великий могучий язык, раз у нас "сосамба" есть
0:00 our forces will never invade from the **shudder** WEST
Well, only against Fascists will they invade from the west.
Ironically that plan’s movement looks a lot like operation Barbarossa’s .-_.-
Ironically, he says east but goes from left to right with his arrow, which would be from the west on a standard map.
Funsyze *Berlin will remember that*
From Russia 🇷🇺 with love. You are the best!!!)))
You mean the bond movie?
Спасибо 😋 thank 😁
Шо?
*we
Pok nctopnn
Wait didn’t Jesus have an AK like that? Wink wink nudge nudge
Yeah it shot nails
pibb extraxd noooo💀
I need vodka
@@yuriisdrunk8515 I do to I ran out last night
pibb extraxd jesus told me to shoot myself so that i can win against the civil war soldiers
Me: Oh cool green screen backround!
45:51 me: HOLY SH*T THATS REAL
That's goodnight moon. You think it's a greenscreen and the she picks something up.
Well yes but actually no
A tarp and some repro stuff?
fuzzy bruh there’s an ammo box and a fucking gun
@@tubb1 yeah, he mentioned before that it is very quality model and not a real firearm
I like how he even got his nose blushes and roses red like it was cold man that’s some dedication
Teacher: what did you bring for show and tell today!
Me: 0:45
K9 Cobra lmao
damn this kid just made everyones day by skipping a lesson
If it were show and tell, considering the gun in the background, I’ll be assuming it’s an American school.
🤣🤣😂
@@sluttycowboy
Yoooooooo 🤣🤣🤣
51:55
Comrade Yuri: "Where's the beef?"
Old lady from the 80's burger commercial: "That's my line!"
NO THATS MY LINE DONT ASK HOW IK THAT PROCCESED BURGER ADD
Burbger kimg
Where’s the holy fermented potato water?!
Yuri
*Opens beef stew*
*regrets life choices*
"Mmmmm very good comrades"
I love beef stew
I never tasted beef stew before but damn, that look good ngl
Мда я пока не он не ем своих друзей
Обожаю как изображают 1:русских 2:как пытаються либо говорить по русски, либо пытаются изобразить британский окцент
My MRE contained half a cigarette, 2 broken spoons and empty packets, it was pretty standard issue. I think some of us got a whole cigarette.
What do you mean about "my mre". You are really suspicious my friend!
@@loccey9 Of course. *OUR* MRE...
Hilarious! Half a cigarette and no food? Wait what? HOW?! Ok the KGB is sort of screwed up.
Комитет Государственной Безопасности
Beat it, kid
солид ,мы тебя спалили , можешь не прятаться
Своих из далека видно)
🤣
О я тоже Россиянин
What? I don’t speak vodka
I don’t speak communism, what did he say??
I just watched slav memes before sleeping, then i find this.
*Im liking this day so far.*
This day was three months
Ago
Ehm
@@a_wisepenny9227 This comment was 9 months
@@a_wisepenny9227 Ago
The way you do these videos makes me realize how much patience I don’t have.
I’m not even eating and I’m like EAT IT ALREADY
Отлично, товарищ! Продолжай в том же духе! Капитализм падёт!
Ivanm SOVIET RUSSIA
Da capitalism upadjot
Забавно, что этот сухпай в армии для которой его по идее и делали видят раз в тисячу лет ,и то на учениях.Ах да и на вкус такое...только если умираеш с голоду.
Why the fuck are there so many Russians here...
@@uraverageskeleton6480 Yea, it's Russian themed but there are more of them than expected. That or they are using google translate.
* liquid shit in a can *
*LOOKS VERY TASTY DOES IT NOT??*
Lumbago man 😂😂😂
😁😂
Marcus Aurelius fair point 🤔
Lumbago man
Very !! 😛👍
So true
Lol
Production value here is 🔥🔥🔥
It's lit 👌
its so smooth and sassy 😫👌
More like a....
ASMRE
ill see myself out
Lol
Funny, did laugh
Cute.
@@niggatakingadukieonatoilet101 what the man behind the slaughter is it really you?
I'll see ourselves out
i just had this idea: "ASMR for drunk people"
I know you dont do alcohol anymore ER and that makes you better than a lot of us
keep being great
Destroyerkid237 it is possible to act drunk when you aren’t actually inebriated. There’s an entire martial arts style based around that, you know.
@@marxjester9802 do tell
@@uioplkhj its actually a substyle of kung fu - either drunken monkey (which imitates the movement of inebriated monkeys) the most popular substyle of which is drunken monkey staff. theres also the drunken fist which imitates the movement of drunk humans - these styles, however are not generally used in competition or real combat due to the overly stylistic emphasis and are only truly useful against an inexperienced and easily baited opponent, it looks really cool though
theairguitaregalitarian that is highly intriguing
Вечная слава герою АСМР-социализма
Valentinian Feodosiev I love English
@@harrypairofcheeks619 I love cakes.
I love motherland
I lOvE KidS
@@JackThaRipper im love porn with gaes
I am extremely sensitive to asmr but I mean REALLY sensitive and this is the only video I have ever watched in my life that I had to stop because it was SSSSOOOOOOOOO good that it was sending too many chills down my spine!!
“For you who may be Americans football means soccer”
The American spy in the back 👁👄👁
14:47
Hello im frogy
At 0:25 my man must of sneezed at least 5 times trying to make this bit
*Joseph Stalin wants to know your location*
To give you a medal
Jacob Becker ur pfp scares me
Канал Вируса and vodka
stalin is all powerful he already knows your location
You are 4 years late
-Five Guys Burgers and Fries-
*Five Guys No Food and Everyone Dies*
😂
here before any angry commies comment because they can’t take the jokes
factssss ^
@@No1TypeC it's not a joke it's true
we just need the a pinch of Marxism
I watch this video in *capitalistic* country
Communists: *Wait, thats illegal*
To the Gulag with you
Well,that is the only way to watch the video xD
Belarus, Ukraine, Russia... They'll never become capitalistic.
@@lorener5291 я из России
@@lorener5291 but not Kazakhstan:)(
Rift: *Comrade asmr*
Me,a german: Say sike right now
Rift: Comrade asmr
Fabian Köpp: Is German
Me, an Austrian: Say sike right now
@@mygoodness2041 Nö xD
Так блять
fabian köpp German Comrade? I am German too I don’t speak much german but I know some.
What a cold joke
Yuri.....Vlad just died of starvation.....
me and Juan...(hes a exchange Soldier from Mexico) are going to die.....please just open it......
Ironic coming from the fucking *American Government*
*VISUAL FRUSTRATION*
*Looks at name*
*Looks at comment*
*Looks at name*
Us: *CONFUSED PROPAGANDA*
YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM US WESTERN SPY! YOU WILL NOT HAVE OUR VODKA AND MY BABUSHKA’S JAM!
Hey you are the CAPITALIST GOVERNMENT blyat
My favorite part is when he said “My comrades”
OUR favorite part
@@bonge_Spob2857 parts*
More shitty communist jokes?
Doesn’t anyone ever realise how awful it really was and still is
You may as well make Jokes of the fact that people starved to death from this
@@Harry-bt2ks from what i see... You are an American
Who’s your favorite amsrtist?
Me: comrade yuri
Yuri tarded
@@Bruh-mr1nt ad profundis
That's latin for *no u*
wheres the joke
@@ZEUSfeedZ its not a joke i don't think
@@yourmomsafurry1971 why do these kids get 90 likes for basically nothing
Watching asmr while skipping class I hope the vapers stay out
Lol u have qui gon jin as your profile pic and it says Jesus
@@Shockwave99999 good job you get the joke
Thats so my school
At least they aren't smoking shrek-farts. That stuff's dangerous.
Angelo Pellicci yes.
Ever thought of doing a Count Dooku asmr?
Thats a good idea.
Or Karl Marx roleplay...
ER's son: "dad, what are you doing"
ER: "feeding my comrades, son"
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...Comrade Yuri be eatin them MRE snacc
s n a c c
I'm glad the Cardboard Confederacy was mentioned really wish they could be brought back
"I've gotten behind enemy lines General" *stares at Russian taping a box* "What kinda communist propaganda am I watching!"
ß ok how do you get that b I want it so I can say laB mich
@@Just_Another_Femboy German B is all I typed bruh
Cyler_Der_Große huh well ok thx
You obviously don't know what propaganda means lmao
@@conmaskedjokerligma2709 do you know what it is?
*FBI agents listening in*: "At least it's a soviet with a soft voice"
he is back to equally spread the tingles
Hey Rift! I don't know if you've gotten this idea before or not. Would you ever do a Mass Effect ASMR? I think you are the only ASMR creator that could do it justice.
I'd watch it
Dustin Bellair I really like this idea too I think there are definitely characters he would NAIL
CYKA BLYAT
Time stamps!
0:00 Intro
1:35 Exploring the MRE
35:05 Heating the MRE meals
41:14 Sampling the MRE
Your welcome. (We're welcome.)
You're welcome.
Hey, what the Blyat did I just say 🤔?!?!...
WE'RE welcome.
Better.
@@dec13666 comunism
@@aerithsgf1575 don't say that! Or they will come.
Jack the Dog are we safe now?
@@aerithsgf1575 I'm not sure. Check the windows.
This is one of the coolest asmr videos ever! Good job brother !
Thanks comrade genre of manga that has lesbians in it
I got the reference, thanks.
Give me vodka
Yes blyat
Aha,
I see you are a man of culture aswell
What does this mean
Contents of meal: * written on secret code language *
Me, reading the secret code text: Wait. That's illegal.
I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL.
Wait, is that legal?
I’ve been waiting for this thanks for knowing what your fans want to see comrade, the people’s ASMR
43:40 as a British guy I'm offended with how long you made me wait for tea whilst you where playing with the bag
Smi7h Out1aw tea is nice and dark now... can you feel it?!
Bri'ish
Кисти очень вкусный чай советую
Как же я ору с этого чела. Особенно с его любимой фразы "my comrade"
Товарищ Юрий, мы обязательно победим бездушную гидру капитализма! Слава КПСС!
Anatoli Barinov Победим!
СЛАВА!
@@ghostriIey мерлоу
Спасибо, товарищ, что продолжаете продвигать наши идеи в массы!
С уважением,
руководство УССР
@- Украинская советцкая социалистическая республика.
Didn't Ukrainians starve from USSR regime
@- СССР*
Yccp? If you're gonna be a degenerate, at least do it correctly.
@@reinismartinsons USSR
Love the reference when he says “our MRE” yes! He is OUR favorite asmr artist
This genuinely helped me sleep thank you so much. I get really bad insomnia and find your videos very triggering for asmr and soothes me into sleep instantly!
Anyone:
Comrade E.R:Russian Military MRE.
My brain:*oh,it's our food..
I cannot read any of the comments like
half of them are in Russian
You're not missing much. They're just joke about Soviet things.
@@ThereIsNoPersonHere don't you lie to us.
Broboi Was up epjoenfne rmdnjcn fjdjjeje I got Russian down
Хватит говорить по буржуйски
Well, it's very simple: You learn Russian.
Or Google Translator, if you feel урод.
"Not everything in life is fun, and English, блять!"
Me: Daisy is the best ASMR character
Comrade Yuri (whispers): Hold my AK
Comrade Yuri: “our mre”
Communism: you mean our mr....
oh wait no you are correct
No WE our correct
Kashoot Myself ah yes the science teacher has awakened from his sleep
Him: [Playing with MRE talking to himself]
Me: *[Eats an animal I found with our comrades]*
Very blyatiful 👍
That means what y know
blyat= fuck
beatiful+fuck= fucktiful
xD
this made me crack lol
Ephemeral rift: I forgot where I placed my canteen
Canteen siting on top of the gas can: Helo
When he said *"Sharing is caring"* through out the video i felt that
Благодарю, товарищ Юрий. Получил море удовольствия. Пойду покормлю медведя, бахну водки и лягу спать.
I fell asleep in the first 10 minutes without even realizing that, and I didn't like it because I actually wanted to see the MRE.
Man you're to relaxing
@@gen2742 You're
*we fell assleep
@@gen2742 no one cares weirdo😂😂
Teacher: no food in class!!!
That one kid that likes military stuff to his friends: (0:46)
Which is almost never
Я не понимаю, что он говорит, но звучит вдохновляюще.
катакатаруми kinda cringe 😐
I would agree
cyka?
Согласен,обзор ИРП также добавляет интереса,правда монолог дико трешовый,пытался подражать комунисту-патриоту,пиздя на капитализм,ничего нового крч
@@jerrysmith8814 кобель
38:52
When my friend tell me something funny
@@luda0512 based on their name,I'd say yes
warmellow gaming Based on your name, I’d say you’re stuck in mental adolescence
@@luda0512 whoa there buckaroo, watch your tone
Disappointment TM this is just text tho haha
Stilletto X guess how many times ive seen that and guess how many times i didnt find it funny
It's not just his MRE. It's OUR MRE
*>National Anthem of the USSR plays
⭐СССР⭐ С
America:*Fortune Son intensifies*
Him: do you like the cheeses?
Me: *shakes head profusely*
Him: very good.
This took me on a whole mental journey, very nice.
Du Stinksch asmr isn’t about you
Nick Atwood sorry?
I'm russian girl, and this is so funny for me. But I love it. And love all your videos. Thank you :3
Анна Тенишева Hello Russian girl :)
Привет!
Да!
I love You :D kappa
Как же забавно смотреть на эти комменты)
Вау! Спасибо большое! Обожаю твои видео! 👍👍👍 )))
i love how all over the place the accuracy of the video is. He has the Hat, Ak and MRE but is wearing Multicam and has a 30 cal ammo box with a M67 frag.
Спасибо! Приятно что многие знают вас, товарищ Юрий! Бэдкомедиан использует вырезки из ваших видео)
Блин, я вот ни разу не видел. Можешь подсказать в каких именно видео у БД был Юрий? Просто интересно стало, заранее спасибо
Надо сделать новый мем из нашего много уважаемого комрада Юрия
YES
@@AlthGamerOk нигде.
@@AlthGamerOkлучше поздно, чем никогда😅
В обзоре фильма "На районе" есть вставка из видео про капиталиста
Been waiting for the return of comrade Yuri.