The Plague Patient [ Plague Doctor ASMR ]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ค. 2024
- It's the modern twenty-first 15th century, and you seem to have come down with a slight cold, or perhaps worse: THE PLAGUE! dun-dun-duuuun! Fortunately for you, there's a well known plague doctor in town by the name of Dr. Corvus D. Clemmons. Being the royalty that you are, you immediately arrange a visit with the doctor at his apothecary in Arkham Sanitarium, where he fixes you up a fresh batch of experimental antidote, and orders lunch too!
00:00:00 " 'tis ze season for an outbreak! "
00:03:20 Hand motions to calm your worries of having plague
00:07:00 Questionnaire to question if you have plague
00:17:55 Eye exam to see if you have plague
00:22:12 Health checkup to check your health for plague
00:25:55 Physical exam to examine for physical signs of plague
[ Spoiler alert: you've got plague ]
00:28:00 Perusing a medical book about plague & other things
00:36:13 Do you have an irrational fear of needles?
00:40:11 Preparing the experimental plague remedy
00:52:57 Mixing the experimental plague remedy
00:55:15 Administering the experimental plague remedy
01:00:05 Ordering lunch (with 15th century phone conversation!)
01:07:15 Relaxation Treatment #1 - the hare assistant
01:11:12 Treatment #2 - Knocking out your stress
01:15:06 Treatment #3 - Modern 15th century plastic bottlecapping
01:17:44 Treatment #4 - Leather Gloves of Protection +2 vs Plague
01:21:00 Treatment #5 - Modern 15th century tissue package
01:24:18 Solving a modern 15th century puzzle while waiting for pizza to arrive and for the remedy to take its course.
Side note: The video came out a wee bit darker than I intended.
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - บันเทิง
"tis the season for an outbreak"
me in 2020: Corvus my boy, you have no idea
I think he was singing this same song in a recent upload too
Also he took most of our stuff and I wonder why
watching while in quarantine,lol
Ah yes corvis
Influenza, measles, and ze plague
*-I will determined if you have the plague. What's your name ?*
-*Tony*
-*You have the plague.*
Plague Doctor well... that escalated quickly
You have the plague as well my doctor.
Thanks Hans
Plague Doctor Oh hey Plague Doctor.
Rip tony
When your wife tells you she wants more role-play in the bedroom
Lol
Say less 🥶🥶🥶
The
Bubonic
Is
"all relaxed? All calmed?"
Pulls out to bright red punching gloves
*G o o d.*
Wait Corvus no-
hol up Corvus plea-
Ayo Corvus we can talk about it- 😵🥊🥷🏿
Slowly brandishes cane
G o o d
@@heirapparent4872 corvus why
My little brother is scared of plague doctors. He thinks they were birds who got plague and mutated into humans.
Linny the Guinea my little brother cries each time I listen to any asmr that involves Corvus he thinks that he is gonna kidnap me then make me into a plague doctor too. You are not alone on this one😅😅
Buy a plague doctor mask online and wake him up wearing it for some real fun
Valkaerie Yes
LMAO
Tell him they where the masks to not die
The asmr that made sleep half of Europe
i might upload on r/cursed comments
@@arcsgames3111 please do, this may be just the Panacea for the Plague
So dark
I thought it was one third of the people died
Plague Gaming Keep Reddit outside of TH-cam.
Me, in 2020: "Hey Corvus, how's business?"
Corvus: "BOOMIN"
🤣
Nope it's NUKING!
It’s coughing
Maybe it's Maybelline
Corvus be dancing on COVID money
I still love the fact that a Plague Doctor just said "seems legit".
Seems legit
Keep in mind he’s a *Time traveling* Plague Doctor
when did he say this I saw the 15th century phone and went to it
@@scottschlichemeyer8270 He says it at 11:31
bro that hapoened jsut as i read this
Of course TH-cam decides _now_ would be the time to recommend this to people
No joke! And yet, here I am. LOL
And how did you not find this before? Your algorithm is messed up
Man if you found this before this pandemic why are you coming back to it. If you are here because it’s good and you frequent it wouldn’t you stop looking at comments eventually. Not you Augusto
I've already watched every corvous vid.... I'm sure you can tell why.
The delicious irony
Corvus: You might have the plague
WebMD: You are already dead
School Nurse: Here's an ice pack now go back to class
PFFFFFFFFT XD
At our school we can go home anytime we want to, but we need to warn the teachers.
School Nurse: Oh your arm has twisted 180 degrees and all the veins have torn? Put a wet paper towel on it and *SACK UP*
SCP-049: P E S T I L E N C E
Dear god please don’t do that
"A little pinch, right"
_Sir. You've punctured my jugular._
i am currently bleeding to death, VERY quickly! XD
Oh my god i didn't know what a jugular was and i searched it up in youtube and now I want to delete my memories
Ohy bit rude to put that needle in me crotch innit
@@_Courier_6Australian?
@@RegressorJin
More British than Australian.
can we just admire how different he sounds, he sounds like a whole different person
No
I was looking for a comment like this. Thank you.
I know! My brain stubbornly doesn't want to admit it knows who's behind that mask. It feels like that's just Corvus' face.
I never thought a man that is allowed to cut off all of my limbs at once would make me sleepy
Of course it would make you sleepy have you heard of blood loss
@@karwratho9917 lol
When you sleep you’ll wonder where your leg is and why your on the street.
Karwrath O best frickin response ever! 🤣🤣🤣
Karwrath O Our limbs
When you’re 10 minutes into plague and chill and he gives you that look 56:11
Nice comment stealing ;)
* slow gurgling noises *
I lost it. 😂
@@ellepanda6551 That's 56 minutes into plague and chill tho
Please stop staring at me
Corvus real slick asking for the keys to our castle like, "I'll only come over when it's necessary"
Idk why but I imagined that as a pickup line XD
I’d trust him with my life… if he could find it first
"You like bonanas?"
"Yes Corvus, I like bonanas."
“we all like bonanas :)”
Kris get the Bonana
"You can nibble a bit"
Obligatory "Friendship is Magic, Bitch" joke.
I know this comment is 3 yrs old, but I'd love a "You like Bonanas?" Shirt. 🤣💀
7:37 “Uh... shit” -Corvus Clemmons
Watched this multiple times and somehow I’ve never noticed it but now I can’t Not hear it thank you lol
huh
Did he edit it out :(
@@lancekings3206 no the timestamp is just a little to far ahead
@@degeneratesupreme860 where is it?
Don't see anyone else posting this, so here y'all go for mobile
Time stamps:
00:00:00 " 'tis ze season for an outbreak! "
00:03:20 Hand motions to calm your worries of having plague
00:07:00 Questionnaire to question if you have plague
00:17:55 Eye exam to see if you have plague
00:22:12 Health checkup to check your health for plague
00:25:55 Physical exam to examine for physical signs of plague
[ Spoiler alert: you've got plague ]
00:28:00 Perusing a medical book about plague & other things
00:36:13 Do you have an irrational fear of needles?
00:40:11 Preparing the experimental plague remedy
00:52:57 Mixing the experimental plague remedy
00:55:15 Administering the experimental plague remedy
01:00:05 Ordering lunch (with 15th century phone conversation!)
01:07:15 Relaxation Treatment #1 - the hare assistant
01:11:12 Treatment #2 - Knocking out your stress
01:15:06 Treatment #3 - Leather Gloves of Protection +2 vs Plague
01:17:44 Treatment #4 - Modern 15th century plastic bottlecapping
01:21:00 Treatment #5 - Modern 15th century tissue package
01:24:18 Solving a modern 15th century puzzle while waiting for pizza to arrive and for the remedy to take its course.
Thanks!
ChrisDemonEye globes and bottle caps time stamps need to be changed
Thank you for catching that, Joey. I took the timestamps directly from the description, just assumed all stamps were correct.
ChrisDemonEye thx
Welcome
56:20 “I like the sound of that” -𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥-
Ikr he just stared at us with a syringe
PEOPLE WITH A DIRTY MIND WILL UNDERSTAND
I can't read the end part hhhh
Jokes on him I don't have a soul
@@ultimadragonlord6764 you bong have a soul, maybe try again bud
I died when he asked are you good and relaxed, then pulled out boxing gloves😂😂
I legit thought he was gonna beat the shit outta me.
Well,the timestamp did say
*K N O C K I N G O U T* your stress
@@mewmeow0 A concussion is ze best medicine ven you dont have anesthesia, my dearest patient.
" 'Tis the season for an outbreak! "
Herpes outbreak 😏
Tra la la la, la la la!
SkullMinePro falalalalala
Don we now our birb apparel
Mary outbreak day !😄
guys
-corvus
-CORona VirUS
he really is from the future
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT
“‘Tis the season for an outbreak”
You're pfp is delicious
Блин..... реально
Its aaaaaaall connected....
Corvus: *stares directly at the camera*
Corvus: *pumps squidgy syringe without looking away*
I saw this video when it premiered and saved it to a playlist. Today I saw it again because I like it a lot and it hit me like a bucket of cold water to see that it is 5 years old.
“Do you know anyone else with the plague? Asking for a friend.”
“Maybe you are royalty, it’s not my business... are you royalty?”
“Do you want a boonana? Here’s a boonana.”
“This needle isn’t for you.” (Pulls out giant needle) “This one is!”
Corvus is a godly being.
🅰️ll Hail Corvus 🆑️emmons
I need timestamps for all of these because I always fall asleep before seeing them
I need to see this TIMESTAMP
Doctors: here's a little needle, you'll feel a small pinch, then all over!
Dentists: this 10 foot needle goes into your mouth, now don't swallow or inhale, or this mixture of numbing may cause your organs to fail (not how novacain works as far as I know, don't freak out)
Corvus: *mixing random shit together* ah, yes, the skin from my great great grandmother, very good woman, very nice, and here we are *giant needle that probably hasn't been cleaned* now let's find that main blood vein
Thats my boy
I bet you were miserably hot. Sitting in that costume for 90 minutes. We appreciate your sacrifices.
He likes wearing it
Hehe you have 69 likes your welcome brother
jack jackson your a legend
I'm pretty sure that there is a fan in the background
@@It_Do_Go_Down05 569*
Never thought I’d hear a plague doctor say “seems legit” but here we are
Film theory should make an incredibly long video about the lore of the Ephemeral Rift universe
Make it happen, people!
Imagine MatPat makes a theory on how asmr is actually the illuminati lulling us into a state of sleepiness to spread their agenda
@@kellydean3456 TirarDeguello: "Allow me to introduce myself"
It's technically been confirmed he can time travel because he said in another video he went to the civil war to obtain a lantern
@@grubskies4221 It's near common knowledge that time travel can happen in the RCU (Rift Cinematic Universe) as well as dimension-hopping, cloning, basically anything sci-fi esc, but I do appreciate the fact you pointed that out. Good point
Why in the Nine Hells did I let this man inject a barbecue mixture into me? I must be as crazy as he is.
Out of almost 6k comments I've run into 2 of yours so far. Lol
mix master Lol yeah sometimes I leave multiple if they’re unrelated to each other but I try not to leave too many. Those are my only two
Lmfao
Yas dude
because he is bord boi who came here on a scooter from the highway at 120 MPH to cure you. feel appreciated.
Scp 049 when he got out of medical school
That's exactly what I thought, lol
I knew someone would reference 049
@@irishdoggo6875 For some reason, a large amount of ppl (mostly 10-13 year olds) seem to think scp invented the concept of plague doctors
I detect the pestulince
I was actually thinking so, a lot of things he says don’t make sense, but would make sense for a omnipresent being
this video is especially fun to watch when you're actually sick, you really get the full experience
Not really. I can't breathe through my nose
40:10
-This needle for you
-no, thanks, let me die
Lol 😂
Corvus is the nicest plague doctor you'll ever see! And if you have the plague, he's probably the last person you'll ever see.
furry
Yes i am so what of it if he is?
Hes the nicest because hes the only true friend till the end
IceFlopper SCP-4999
Ain't he a sweetheart
Spacecrusade nah, I’ve survived his remedy many times, you’ll be fine
I like how he says "we hope to open a facility in the Americas" but then realizes it hasn't been discovered so he says "that has not been discovered"
Doesn't he do time travel?
Legend says this was columbuses great great great grandfather
HES FROM THE FUTURE
The like number was 69 but yet your username is The Catholic this is great XD
Saint Of Anjou lol sucks being in the 1400’s - 1500’s
“The power of the bunny compels you into a state of relaxation.”
Nah bro- the bunny is compelling me into a state of uncontrollable laughter and idk why- 😭
I was actually sick from food poisoning watching this. It helped me a lot to cope with it and the role play made me feel I was actually been cured. I feel better now ty
Good ol placebo effect
@@redsoulheart5040 It’s not placebo because I’m not taking anything. It’s just feeling good and supported. Knowing there’s someone that cares for you and is trying to make you feel good makes me feel better, and I think a lot of us.
From what i can guess, the Corvus with the white mask is the true/original corvus and the ones with the black mask and with a brown mask are either future/past/alternate versions of him, his students, or impostors.
Spawner24
Nah, he just likes wearing different masks.
Gonk Droid He got a heart, so.
Can’t a beech just look cute and turn the fuck like damn.
He's fashionable
I think they're brothers, the white mask one has significantly fewer morals tho
Corvus sucking and pushing liquid from a needle as he stare directly into my soul is one of the most unsettling yet calming things I have ever witnessed.
Somehow either way it makes me laugh.
Wait I thought that I had ate you ten minutes ago
@@juicypancakes2004 lol
ILL CHASE YOU
You’re absolutely correct, it’s hilariously uncomfortable and I loved that moment
I think your profile pic sums it up pretty well
I laughed so hard around 56:26
I look up from not watching for a bit bc of foony gurgling noise and I just see Corvus staring right at me as he plays with the syringe
i love how he just calmly orders pizza for us like a friend, it really shows hes your friend as well as being your doctor.
He's going to be really busy this year..
This one comment stands out... Idk why but its good.
He gonna get corona from this year
Nice 👍
Hey bats how’s mom and dad
@@A-man-in-the-box dead as usual.
"I like bonanas" " do you like bonanas??" "Heres a bonana"
MMMMMM BONANAH
lol
"Nibble nibble..." xD
...no...
😂
He looks like he's been spending most his life livin in the gangsters paradise
Lmao
Must’ve been on his break 😂😂😂
AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AA AA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA-
40:18
Corvus: *Pulls out a small, actual medical needle.* Oh, no. Zis isn't for you.
Also Corvus: *Pulls out a GIANT metal needle that they would use in horror movies.* This one is.
Me: *Holy Jesus! What is that?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!*
well you know what they say don’t walk run to the exit 😅
Corvus: This one is for you.
Me: B**ch that’s a goddamn basketball pump
😆😆😆
it's actually a marinade injector, which makes it more funny since he used the medical needle to inject marinade into the cornish hen and then the marinade injector for us 😭
"This bone of unicorn is an extremely delicate property, and any misuse of it is a terrible mista-"
*Drops it*
"OH SHI-"
Ella 611 *universe explodes*
WHEEZE
When is this?
Timestamp op?
@@lurkingmoth years later and still no timestamp
"That needle is not for you."
Me: Oh that's a relie-
*pulls out giant ass needle"
"This needle is for you"
Me: OH MY GOD
Rip Faine Peony
For a second I thought you said *ASS* needle.
weeb asian They did... Giant ass needle
Skyler Peblo. Good luck ass
at this point, i think i’ll take my chances than risk getting murdered by a needle longer than a school bus
Strange that I walked in for my checkup and I’m surprised that I walked away unharmed and wasn’t a t-posing zombie
I get it nice one
@@thedarklordakathelikelord4268 Aha! Another lord!
*laughing internally*
What happened here
@@PERJHITHEOGits an SCP secret laboratory joke
This guy has the absolute perfect sense of humor I swear
Me: *falling asleep*
Corvus: "This? Dehydrated Smurf"
Me: *bursts into laughter*
XD what the hell would that look like?
._. what does smurfette look like on a UTI?
XD welp, I think this is going to be a continuous joke.
robinhood123454140 51:19 - 51:26
Me: *Falls asleep*
Corvus: You want me to order ze pizza?
My stomach:
*GURRRRGL*
SAME XDD
"Huh....this looks like salt...."
Funny that.
I like to imagine that whenever we 'answer' a question he just writes down something really insulting.
'Are you taking any medication?'
'No'
*Writing* 'Just naturally looks like a crack addict'
Pffff-
The worst thing about this is how plausible this is
Lmfao
Lmao
Lol. 😆
“Are you selling any medication”
“No”
*Writing* ‘...A tight fisted crack addict’
"May I have your place of residence?"
"And may I have your keys to the residence? Um, which one is it?"
I love how he takes our name and stuff and the keys to our house.
"Someone who will remain nameless. *Cough* Margaret *Cough* "
Damn, I wish we knew who it was...
Yeah I wonder wh- (HACK) Margaret (HACK)
where is that part at?
Trevor Mitchell Its between 0:00 and 1:27:55 :3
Trevor Mitchell
1:05
just happened to be awake and catch this part about Margaret. when he talks about the dinner he'll make, he mentions his brother and his brother's wife (Margaret). 37:10
18:37 Poor bird boi is spooked
O no it was cute
Wtf is wrong with you furries
2 spooky 4 meh
@@Takkion life is.
@@Takkion I'm not a furry, but they annoy me a lot (vandalism)
55:55 i just started laughing so hard when he turned to look at us.
56:10 I love how he just stares deeply at you while doing that
Corvus is basically a DnD character.
The most chaotic DnD character anyone could make
What's dnd? I'm now interested
Greaser Ghost Dungeons and Dragons, i‘ve never played but it seems like an amazing game, though
@@vintxsxsh881 oh yeah! Ik what that is,I should know that lol. I just forgot I guess. Ty
@@mothball-8324 .....*BOI IF YOU DONT GET*
"Got the plague? Don't worry about it!"
If they had commercials back in the day, this would have been the slogan of an apothecary.
I actually could see it on a poster in the village streets:
Got the plague? Don't worry about it!
Call Dr. Corvus and you'll be flying over the rainbow!
56:12
@@geneticlifeformanddiskoper2591 **stares intensively into your soul*
Him petting the skeleton bird honestly made my day 🥺😌
Yes
@cooledison0823 42:00
Corvus is the kind of dude who breaks in your house and wishes you goodnight
The leather gloves sound like crunching snow when you walk on it in winter.
Like that sound
There's no snow in my country:/
And it's glorious
As opposed to walking on snow during the summer.
@@yuriang_8050 same here
ok i feel like i have to bring this to everyone's attention
this is the best frickin asmr character to exist in the history of ever
YES
YES IT IS
Yes
IDK, I kind of like Yuri from his ussmr vid...,
Corvus is perfectus
Was falling asleep just before the eye exam but giggled when Corvus said “Ploopils”
8:34 f*ckin comedy genius
18:38 I love the way he flinches at the flashlight 😂
I thought that was funny too lol. I wonder whether he actually startled himself or was just doing it as part of the act?
Ik it made me laugh too
Back in that time they didnt have electricity....
I think.... 😶🤔
@@rosetrap what about that 15th century water bottle
@@croquettes1937 they didnt have that either
"Zis needles not for you"
*Thank God*
"ZIS ONE IS"
*O Shit wut up*
I think of Edward Richthofen when I read this comment.
TheRedRyder Gaming me too 😂😂😂😂
Black Bart same here
TheRedRyder Gaming the Richthofen from call of duty nazi zombies?
Carlos Vazquez yea
This was six years ago.
**THIS WAS SIX YEARS AGO**
56:30 i love how was just staring at us like nothing was happening while he gathered the mixture
-Corvus as a plague doctor.
-Corvus as a stomach doctor.
-Corvus as a psychologist trying to reduce your stress.
-Corvus trying to control your mind.
- ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶0̶4̶9̶ Corvus as an obsessive plague doctor associated with the SCP Foundation.
Rescairo [SCPF] a stomach doctor *
Totally not associated with a foundation that shall be unnamed and rhymes with Jessy pee **LAUGHS NERVOUSLY**
-SCP-049- Corvus and -SCP-035- Margaret Are with eachother
fuck no im outta here
PEC's Crown
I thought Margaret was with Professor Clemmons?
Doctor: don't worry I will only come over when it is necessary
Ten years later
Doctor: I ran out of toilet paper
Anthony Gutierrez
Seems pretty necessary to me
THE NAME AND PROFILE JUST MAKE THIS 20X BETTER
lol
LMAO
define normal mr N o r m a l
Boy did this age like a fine wine
Ima straight up be honest i wouldnt mind this man picking me up and hugging me to sleep purely because of his voice
When Corvus is on the phone.
Pizza Guy "Are they going to die"
Corvus "No no, not like the other ones"
I think I laughed for about ten minutes before I came back.
This one has oil so ill let him live for now
Rovan Dovan I subscribed to you because your profile pic is so FREKIN cute
Rovan Dovan I said to myself but I don't think any one would know so I did t write it lol dude
I have no idea how uncle E is able to pull off this voice yet sound so different in real life
He should be a voice actor when he retires from his day job.
he already is an actor/dancer
...Like a private dancer?
BH
It's called practice :)
Well, not ALWAYS. Just when I have material.
I've had tingle immunity for 3 years now, you gave me tingles for the first time in such a long while, I truly thank you for that, I will be coming back to this video often for tingles and sleep! Thank you so much!
"Tis ze seson for an outbreak" December 2020. The only thing we are going to be singing this year
I hope I'm not the only one who thinks Corvus is so adorable in how clumsy, innocent and soft he is to the patient, even the voice he chooses for him, even his humor, I absolutely love it! I hope to see more of Corvus the plague doctor ♡
same tho
Deez
Bonanas :]
Corvus revived in 2020 to be the boss battle against COVID-19
fr
I never knew the 15th century had such thorough standards for medical documentation and record keeping
that is what im saying!
MisterCilver The MODERN 15th century
MisterCilver Well this is Corvus we are talking about so think about it.
MisterCilver I think the plague was in 14th century
DCS i think he's a time traveler
The pain of switching to another asmr video and then getting woken up by loud ass ads
Corvus: what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire. Frostbite
Corvus 2 seconds later: you have stage 4 testicular cancer.
No way I got him to like the comment😃
Corvus: A man pushes a car to a hotel and shouts "bankrupt", why?
Me: *what if the man is pushing his car INTO a hotel, effectively destroying all the furniture, glass, interior, and possibly architecture of the structure. He shouts "bankrupt" because if he's able to afford the payment to repair the hotel, he'd be bankrupt. That's why he shouted "bankrupt".*
Corvus: He was playing Monopoly.
My brain be like:
Corvus is dumb 😑
@@johncasas1283 HOW YOU DARE TO SAY DUMB TO CORVUS
@@lyoso222 I did lol
PREPARE THE LEECHES!
BREACH FOR LEECH
Ooooooh nooooooo! All the leeches died!
GET THE SCISSORS
GET THE MERCURY BATH READY!
GET THE DEHYDRATED SMURF
today i learned how to pronounce ephemeral
“This one’s my favorite.”
*Me wondering what it is*
“The tears of our enemies.”
Corvus you ol’ boi,
That’s my favorite too 😮💨👌
Dont worry! The plauge doctor has his WebMd certificate of participation, and only 7 out of 10 patients die. But he DOES allow you to pay in birdseed! 10/10, would get treated again!
Fidche11e He let you pay in birdseed?! He told me to pay with either blood or my first-born child! I got ripped off!
I wouldn't mind dying to Corvus TBH. We all gotta die of something right?
do not recommend if you wanna die
Yay I rate 50/10
Him:Let me call him using my *15th century phone*
Me:....did he just break the 4th wall?
56:12 ( s t a r I n g )
that's an anacronysm breaking the 4th wall is knowing and sharing the fact that you are a fictional character or speaking to the viewer (when he isn't part of the video so asmr roleplay is not 4th wall breaking)
@DerBoss hey don't be a meanie
4th wall has been broken
no he broke the 5th wall but we don't talk about that one
" 'Tis ze season for an outbreak... "
Well, you're about 3 years too early.
When you are so early you don't know if you're coming or going yet
@@falconeshield
Knowing most guys, probably coming.
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 lol
"One day we hope to go and open a facility at the Americas.. Which have not yet been discovered." Lmao I love this guy's sense of humor
“Some day we hope to open a facility in the Americas.”
“Which have not yet been discovered”
“Seems legit”
WHAT
Timestamp?
Lol I just got to that part, its around the 6 -7 minute mark
6:03
😂😂😂
*is bleeding out on the floor trying to pinch my jugular closed*
Doctor: let me order a pizza. You want some?
*gurgles*
Doctor: oh good. Let me call him!
Volf how rude, a nice doctor offers to order you pizza and *YOU* have the audacity to bleed on the floor!?!?
I would still say yes.
The prophet Of the pasta gods ruined the carpet as well
IM LAUGHING THIS THREAD IS EVERYTHING
@@dickatry2854 same
I used to find plague doctor masks horrifying now it just reminds me of birds and makes me smile and giggle
" 'tis the season for an outbreak "
Welcome to Christmas Covid 19 Corvus! Youre in the spirit already! 😆
"May I have your date of birth please?"
*grabs card with the words "date of birth" on it*
"Ah thank you."
Wish the plague doctor were sincere like this, and didn't just chop your fucking arm off
TheWillCallan did they?
Flapjack the American penguin I think they used to do blood letting. I don't know if they cut your limbs off.
Flapjack the American penguin back in the day of the plague, most doctors weren't exactly classified doctors. Some yes, but some were some sort of therapists or physiatrists and were assigned to be doctors. Many were greedy and did unneeded treatments to get money, which was probably chopping someone's arm off. Good thing is, there was nice doctors who did care for their patients and did try to cure them which is the good news.
Doomisdealth WoW wow I always knew about blood-letting but I never knew that they would do that!
Find myself coming back to this vid, idk why but corvus brings me a bit of peace. Sucks you're not getting as much views on the newer videos, your content is still really good, honestly your comments sections have always been a place a can just sorta get my problems and frustrations out as well.
Thank you Paul.
I can't believe it's been 6 years sense this master peace came out I still love this character wish ER still did this character
"Can I have your name please?"
'Takes card with your name written on it'
I love this Chanel
Just a Scientist The smell is so intricate
I like how he didn't give me a pen
I want to imagine he magically pulls those cards out of your mouth.
...I'm weird.
stride99 no,you aren't weird, you are awesome
apparantly the cure for the plauge is uncle corvuses bbq sauce
man I wish he was my uncle
The bottle cap sounds literally make my limbs heavy and I drift away. Please have the plague doc do more of this. So amazing
25:13 made me laugh really good. I was asking all the time, "who is Frank?" and then he went and asked it himself.