Relax with a Union Soldier | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Once upon a time, during the American Civil War ...
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I have changed the title of the video from "Revolutionary ASMR" to the current title you see now. While I came up with the title before recording the video, and thought it would be a tongue-in-cheek play on the word "revolutionary", it didn't actually dawn on me until the night I published the video that I was thinking of Revolutionary War when coming up with the title. That war, and the American Civil War, are two entirely different things. So yeah, somehow I got the two mixed up together in name only. Duh! It was actually eating at me all night to the point where I had a dream about changing the title, so here we are! And since I'm being honest here, calling my own video "revolutionary", while an innocent play on words, does come across a bit arrogant and egocentric which isn't me and makes me feel uncomfortable. Besides, if I ever do a video about the Revolutionary War, I'm going to need that title! So the apropos "Relax with a Union Soldier" it is!
You are a good man Uncle E
"Relax with Che Guevara"
Lol as a historian, I was so confused when I saw the title and your outfit. But like... nothing was gonna stop me from watching your video.
Well, at least you have a title for another vid.
Your commitment and Passion for this channel is an inspiration and you've helped me sleep for over a year
'I can tell by your attire that you are not part of the Union army- or the Confederate army for that matter.'
* Awkward British shuffling *
Lmao
*musktet noises* What did I hear
ohhh ummmm *cough* YES, yeehaw, thats me, how do you do fellow yeehaws
@@b00mcake its yeet *squint intently*
My g
"You are awfully quiet..."
Me, hiding my southern drawl: *nods politely*
Dee haha
Idk why but when I read that I heard it in like a southern accent
Well there were Southerners who were sympathizers with the Union, although the Confederacy also had their own version of the gestapo to sniff them out, torture them, and then execute them. A common execution method used in Virginia and West Virginia was to tie a tree branch to the ground, tie a noose around it, put the noose around the victim's head, and then to release the branch like a catapult, launching the person into the air. The force of the rope was enough to rip the victim's head off and send the body flying off into the distance. Other tactics would be a bullet to the head, to smash the person's skull in with a blunt object, to slit their throat, or to disembowel them.
Laughs in post civil war Irish Scottish German and English immigrant.
I mean, you could have been from Kentucky (a Union border state) and fought for the Union.
ASMR Having Your Leg Amputated to Prevent an Infection (Civil War Roleplay)
"Here, I don't have anything else so bite down on my boot and try not to bite your tongue off"
Here, some whiskey should help...
Have some cocaine gum to soothe the pain
@@neoncircus2365 Name a more iconic duo
Lmao good joke
2 days later sees ER video upload notification
*ASMR HAVING YOUR LEG AMPUTATED TO PREVENT AN INFECTION DURING REVOLUTIONARY WAR (REAL SURGEON INCLUDED*
Good, Mr President is happy to see you serve in the ranks of the Union army. Now do "Relax with Uncle Abe" ASMR.
Asmr but trying to stop Lincoln's head wound from killing him
Yes, the leader of the anti-simp squad has arrived
@L C as soon as I read that a firework went on
This is awesome
Are you a ghost
As someone who is a reenactor of this period, I can tell you that the gear is not cheap. While you may not have the finest gear in terms of authenticity, this is the first Civil War role play I have seen with someone in uniform. Don’t know if you borrowed or bought, but it’s a lot of work. Your whisper was great, just what I needed.
I mean the authenticity question went out the window the moment he pulled out his smartphone anyway
@@CharlotteAcc someone here doesn't know the lore !! HAHA
@@tsunagakami lore? In ASMR? You are joking correct?
@@mattallicgaming518 nopeee, theres story to his videos bud hahahaha
@@mattallicgaming518 ephemeral rift has a whole cinematic universe involving Arkham asylum, space and time travel, and all manner of weird lovecraftian goodness. It is always cool how he ties a lot of his role plays together
ASMR but the viewer is Death and ER is trying to negotiate for his life until he reluctantly decides to leave
Holy shit that would be good
Seventh Seal style chess game perhaps?
“Yknow what? You’re a very rude person and hard to do business with, I’m taking my leave”
*walks out front door*
ER's last video will be this
please i absolutely need this in my life
As a reenactor myself, I'm honestly impressed at how great your uniform and whole impression is. Good job rift my guy.
Was the cell phone historically accurate
You just gonna ignore the fact that he just pulled an iphone out of his ass?
@@Zane_Endicott_ Yes but in the 1860s they didn't have service yet so most soldiers didn't bring their phones with them of course
As an 1812 reenactor, I can say that they indeed did not have phone service at that time.
Captain ducktape as re-enactor of King Louise XVI i can safely say I have had my head chopped off by a Guillotine multiple times
Next video: General Douglas MacArthur relaxes you on the shores of Iwa Jima
Next video: General Erwin Rommel relaxes you in the deserts of Libya.
Hermann Goering relaxes you over London.
More like the shores of Leyte. MacArthur wouldn't be chilling with Marines.
Stalin “relaxes” you in the gulag
@Christian Ball mao relaxes you with his land reforms
@Christian Ball MacArthur relaxes you with his nuke
Imagine one night breaking into ER's house and finding Cthulhus mask placed on the kitchentable,
Grandpas Facemask in the garage
and a Federal Army Uniform as well as Corvos Plaguecoat in the wardrobe ...
Guess you're faster out than in.
That’s when you just slowly back out.
Now that you say it, maybe ER is a time traveller :0
The weird part is why would I be breaking into a house xD.
Ezzyth bruh it ain’t that deep
I'd probably just wander around like it was a museum before deciding to adopt whoever lived there as my fellow freak family 😁
I’m actually a Civil War Reenactor and I had the privilege of recreating many battles as a Pennsylvania US Volunteer or “USV” and those were the best days!
Had the honor of fighting for the Union and my favorite battle was the 150th anniversary of Gettysburg. I remember Picketts Charge being tens of thousands of people strong and our Regiment was laying down behind the wall watching the canons behind us fire and seeing thousands of Rebels walk from the cover of the trees into the open field and march their way to us hopping over fences, my God that was the best time!
Long live the Union! 🇺🇸
PS it’s amazing how you actually took the time to set up a Canvas tent with a wooden lantern and ammo boxes in the back! It appears even you’re wearing a cotton shirt underneath your wool blues! Damn this is the most impressed I’ve ever been with an original ASMR artists content! Nice work, Rift!👊🏼
Where did you find this lie
Google? Ha you won’t fool me sir nah ahh not today
the text below me is false
the text above me is true
this text is false
@@anomaly2422 ok well no one cares if you don’t believe me but you can literally look up my regiment dumbass. Regiment 113 Pennsylvania USV
@@anomaly2422 toxic
@@timothyprice3264 Woaw there bud chill just because your wife left you doesn’t mean you can be rude to other people
You should do ones set throught all of history like caveman times and the 1500s and all that it's so cool to see history roleplay ASMR
@@FatherofAllFan Oh my GOD yes
That sounds hilarious, I wanna see that !
I’d like Relax with Captain Rift in his brig (Pirate ASMR)
Candy Man visits Stone Age Pt. 1
Caveman ASMR be like "unga bunga bonga donga" *kills an animal on camera*
Rift to his Wife: “I’ll be back soon I just need to go shopping for some clothes real quick!” Later: *walks in with Union Army outfit on*
He doesn't have to leave his house to get things for his videos, he imagines it, does a ritual by tapping special tools, and they appear next to his film set the next day.
@@mrmemejesus Not a surprise really, he probably has the elder gods on speed dial and through a dimensional rift, they can definitely provide our guy with anything he needs for a video.
Even things like the nuclear football
@@Pangea1430 *The what now?*
@@vincezockt127 the briefcase that is the one way point to world extinction
“Your awfully quiet”
Sweats in Texan
Confused in idiot
He comes up with a completely new idea for basically every video, for like the past 6 or 7 years. Truly, a legend.
Weekly too
And he goes way overboard compared to other artists, and it makes every video amazing.
I know I'm super early (and haven't completely watched the video yet), but I just wanted to say one thing.
I want to thank you for all of the work and detail you put into your videos! There is so much care and thoughtful storytelling in all of your videos and you have no idea how much you've touched people's lives.
So long story short, thank you Uncle E, keep being wonderful and stay safe ❤
@The foam Farmer Along with ASMR Tinglesmith.
So glad you mentioned this
Well said
You really pull off the Civil War look with the hair and beard. I really feel like I'm sitting in a field camp right now in the middle of the night.
Never thought I’d get lulled to sleep by a union soldier
@Zan Choudhury Aye, i could do that
Zan Choudhury by your homies
ER: I can tell you are not part of the Union Army
Me: oh shit
ER: or the Confederate army
Me: thank god
I was paniking for a Moment
so we're a civilian
@@__Jp yes. A random civilian that just happened onto a military base
I haven’t even started and I already know this is gonna be some gourmet shit
Ah a man of culture too i see
8:35 Sneaking in a little memo that everyone should know.
Saw ur profile and thought awh a man of culture of the rifty
so glad people caught that too. ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
yessir
Except for the jews and muslims EwWwwwWw
@@blitzkrieg7353 dawg stfu up
ER: Are you cold? You can use this blanket.
Me: yes I'm cold.
ER: okay than. *Puts blanket away*
Me: Fair enough
Wonderful and timely. I’m a civil war buff to the max, and your characterization absolutely cuts the mustard. Cheers and huzzah!!!
I'm proud that he makes these long stories about these videos with backgrounds and such... I'd recommend just reading them as ik how much effort it sometimes can be to make stuff like that
Regular Asmr: *whispers, doc, scratching, etc.*
Rift Asmr: **4th dimension of tingles bringing you conspiracy and history with a little bit of mystery**
"What is the status of our soldiers"
"They can't fight because they feel too tingly"
"We've lost...."
“Hello, is there something I can help you with”
-Uncle E
Actually yes, can you please fix 2020 thanks :)
“All I have is a musket and a lot less medical understanding what am I meant to do?”-Union solider ER
Me, listening and not watching - Nice
Me at 44:06 - His what now
What it's just an OURPHONE nothing special
epidemic asmr during covid and revolutionary asmr during riots. thanks ER,
The immersion break when he pulled out his phone to flex on us 😂
ITS AN OURPHONE
@@Brwnchay what
@@spotlight9269 ;-; wdym what its a meme when someone is from the soviet union and and you say my he will say our
@@Brwnchay I think you got confused
@@boaar1624 noh idk how to say it thats it e
The entire world: absolute chaos
*Greg: It’s free content*
G r e g
Is... Is Greg Uncle E's actual name?
I’m pretty sure his name is Paul
greg spelled backwards is still greg
*ANSWER THE QUESTION WHO IS GREG*
18:12 i said "YES" and pumped my fist, just him holding the pan made me excited for the tingles
*"Stubbing your toe and dying a day later (Civil War ASMR)"*
5 PM isn’t too early to go to sleep. At least not when Uncle ER sends us an asmr video.
It's 4:10am for me currently
My great great great grandpa was fighting for the union from 62-65 I guess this is the closest there is to talking with him lol
This man diserves 1mil. He's been doing asmr consistently for atleast 6 years and puts in 100 percent in every video. My favourite asmr youtuber by far
"It's evolving but backwards"
Funny that Pewds posted a video titled that earlier today too. The relevance is real
@@tobyhanke3274 you are a true man of culture
@@tobyhanke3274 and the epic beatbox by Felix
Yep you could say that! Actually! 😂
gnivlove
Uncle E: "Is there anything you want to tell me about?"
Me: "Yeah I saw this cool cat video today and..."
Uncle E: "No? Okay"
Me: 😞
can’t wait for the sequel, panic with a confederate soldier
Away down South in the land of traitors,
Rattlesnakes and alligators,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
Where cotton's king and men are chattels,
Union boys will win the battles,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
Then we'll all go down to Dixie,
Away, away,
Each Dixie boy must understand
That he must mind his Uncle Sam,
Away, away,
And we'll all go down to Dixie.
Away, away,
And we'll all go down to Dixie.
I wish I was in Baltimore,
I'd make Secession traitors roar,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
We'll put the traitors all to rout.
I'll bet my boots we'll whip them out,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
Then they'll wish they were in Dixie,
Away, away,
Each Dixie boy must understand
That he must mind his Uncle Sam,
Away, away,
And we'll all go down to Dixie.
Away, away,
And we'll all go down to Dixie.
Oh, may our Stars and Stripes still wave
Forever o'er the free and brave,
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
And let our motto ever be --
"For Union and for Liberty!"
Right away, come away, right away, come away.
Then they'll wish they were in Dixie,
Away, away,
Each Dixie boy must understand
That he must mind his Uncle Sam,
Away, away,
And we'll all go down to Dixie.
Away, away,
And we'll all go down to Dixie.
confeds can suck it 😎
The union version of Dixie. This version was sung by Tennessee Ernie Ford.
kurt Knispel yes.
kurt Knispel i wouldn’t call it the union version though, I would call it the union’s diss track.
Take that Johnny Reb
I 100% expect a Rebel video next, I have been patiently waiting for someone to do this.
Union soldier: I can see your not part of the union..
Someone who is irl: Wrong.
Damn ... how professional is that ??? Nice ! Rlly nice ! Never saw a so good professional asmr artist... love this historically!!! 😍 pls more !!
I CAN’T RELAX, THERE’S A WAR-
Perfect asmr doesn’t exi-
Crazy thing is that I had family in the 113th Illinois.
When you said that unit I woke right up lol
I've watched this video probably 20 times and ive always fallen asleep a few minutes in
Two of my 4x great uncles and my 4x great-grandfather fought in the American Civil War.
My uncles for the confederacy, my grandfather for the union.
Truly Brother vs Brother.
Thanks for the video Rift.
Granted, those were some revolutionary tingles, E! Your dedication to the craft is inspiring!
Si tan solo hubiera un canal como este pero en español. Seria fantastico lpm.
Me watching this video as another civil war is brewing up
Sweats nervously in texan
Jojo-Tingles
Matty-Shoes
Gibi-Roleplays
ER-Calm and Simple
Zeitgeist-expensive tingles
Ah another of ASMR culture I see
Fun fact: Rift actually traveled trough time to record this video.
I love how he links all of these worlds together with bits of references and whatnot, like Arkham & the Cthulu statue.
Relax with a Confederate soldier-Up next.
Flaczs that would be cool
The effort he puts in details, like the dirty fingernails, is what i like about him
From cuthulu to the civil war,this guy goes places.
This guy is like the Kurt Cobain of ASMR. The type of talent from beyond.
uh-oh.
Hopefully he never dates Courtney Love
Hope he don’t kill hisself with that musket
Imagine looking through his house and finding all his weird costumes and props
Best shit ever. I actually have been waiting for something like this. Thank you, E.R.
Ahhh, the relaxing sounds of a saw grinding on a limb bone .
If you think about it, the whispering makes complete sense because it is very late at night in the video.
You should make another one of these where there’s very distant canon fire to help put us to sleep
Everyone else: looting and protesting
Uncle E: CIVIL WAR VIDEO
One thing I'll always commend ER on are his set pieces. Uncle E will rarely ever have a CG background. It's all physical, in reality props. Seeing the variety of videos he has, this is astonishing.
👏👏👏
I just love how these all carrectors are in a same world! Like The candy man for instance ( English aint my native tongue so this aint that good )
This video: relaxing. Gettysburg: the literal opposite
Somehow this guy always finds a way to justify why he is whispering and that really shows how much effort he's putting in his videos.
_"If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that."_ *~ Abraham Lincoln*
_"There is a terrible war coming, and these young men who have never seen war cannot wait for it to happen, but I tell you, I wish that I owned every slave in the South, for I would free them all to avoid this war."_ *~ Robert E. Lee*
Read the entire Greeley letter.
Stop perpetuating the stupid lost cause myth.
I was about to say that
The abraham lincoln part was taken *WAAAAAY* out of context....
in the actual letter.....the kept putting emphasis on saving the Union a lot. This one was edited and cut down to what they want to hear about and nothing else. The ending quote was.....
"I have here stated my purpose of *OFFICIAL* duty; and I intend no modification to my oft-expressed personal wish that all men everywhere could be free"
@The South Was Right read the ENTIRE Greeley letter.
Stop perpetuating the stupid lost cause myth
@The South Was Right READ THE ENTIRE GREELEY LETTER ESPECIALLY THE END PART WHERE LINCOLN TALKS ABOU HIS PERSONAL WISH TO FREE THE SLAVES AND TO HAVE ALL MEN BE EQUALS YOU DENSE SISTER KISSING TRAITOR!
Rift: hello, is there something I can help you with?
Me: I am looking for a man named Hathem Kenway, don't suppose to you know his whereabouts?
bro really pulled out an iphone 😂uncle E never fails to throw curveballs...
Are you referring to the past civil war, or to the upcoming civil war?
Omg I’ve never been so early love the content uncle e 💜
same
Same
It’s nice to see another ASMR artist doing something historical, and not just the French Whisperer.
Now we need a Robert E. Lee ASMR
Edit: 8:20 Lincoln wasn't an abolitionist
HE WAS.
@@AbrahamLincoln4 Nope, Google it
@@CleanSockQ Abraham Lincoln did believe that slavery was morally wrong. That's undeniable. Read the House divided speech. If he wasn't an abolitionist then why bother running for President with the intention of preventing slavery from expanding west? He wanted the institution to die out.
I think it’s a given that we’ll never see the “alternate version” of this video
You should do a video where you introduce us to your family but... you play the members of your family.
Bugle all of a sudden blasts because it's time to get up.
0/10 you can’t hear the soft crackling of Georgia burning in the background
sherman was just too fast
this is like the only AMSR channel thats actually good
“And my cell phone”(1800s)..........😑I’m dead😂😂☠️
I’ve always wanted one of these, I can’t believe Its finally here
This mans creativity is unparalleled
I love civil war history. Great video, Uncle E. Never a disappointing performance.
More historical themed ASMR videos!
so wait was the Candyman cloned before this time or did he travel back in time to sell candy? he had to have time traveled because The Man would not have known about the nwo's bans at this point in time? right? EDIT: woahhh how did the union get a hold of Cthulhu's statue???? the 1000 year war is wayyy after this time
Rift: Pulls out an iphone
Everyone: Hold on, something's not right here
civil war content is very fitting for the times....
I read the article you put in the description and I'm honestly really happy to see that you have an interest in Aboriginal history since I myself Aboriginal, I saw it as something that doesn't really get much notice outside of Australia and seeing someone from overseas having a genuine interest really feels good :) maybe a video discussing your interest might be a good idea though i might be the only subscriber who thinks so
Just what we read to relax & rejuvenate us after a tough week of a civil rights fight 🙏💙 Go Union
I come to the video at least once a month, I don’t know what it is about it but it’s just perfect asmr
What are you doing down here in the comment section, solider!? Get back to the Asmr-Front!
The moment you said: "my cellphone" I died hahahaha-
Revolution ASMR was the best title
Half the Union soldiers were actually mercenaries.
LOVE the tapping on the cup @23:50! More of that, please!
Union approved !
2020 is a great time for revolution ✊😂
Nah
I fell asleep right away the first time, watched the second time and saw the reference to his cell phone, so casual about it too😂😳 but wouldn't change a thing 😂