Which SCP Object Class Are You? ASMR

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  • You are an anomaly of unknown origin and power being contained at an SCP Foundation facility, where one of the doctors performs a routine series of observations and tests to determine your classification, and what might trigger your anomalous qualities.
    The SCP Foundation: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
    My SCP ASMR Playlist: • SCP ASMR Videos
    00:00:00 The Foundation's Special Concoction
    00:01:19 So Many Questions
    00:02:44 The Recording & Translation Devices
    00:04:00 Why You Are Being Contained
    00:06:50 Class: Safe
    00:09:13 Class: Euclid
    00:11:05 Class: Keter
    00:12:04 Class: Thaumiel
    00:13:10 (Class: Neutralized)
    00:13:50 Class: Apollyon
    00:15:13 Class: Archon
    00:17:40 Initial Observations & Notes
    00:24:36 Obtaining Your Measurements
    00:32:48 Making a Sketch of You
    00:40:59 The Trigger Words Test
    00:52:21 A Visual Examination
    00:54:16 What Is Your Purpose?
    00:55:43 The Doctor's Locked Box
    00:59:36 The Poking & Prodding Test
    01:03:00 The Hand Movements Test
    01:06:23 Obtaining a Material Sample
    01:09:43 The Audio Triggers Test
    01:17:00 Concluding the Session
    01:18:16 Final Notes
    01:21:41 [REDACTED]
    01:25:00 Until Next Time...
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  • @doggowhoasked
    @doggowhoasked ปีที่แล้ว +5867

    SCP XXXX - The Viewer.
    Object Class - Apollyon.
    The Viewer does not have a set look, or shape. They varies randomly, and is not known yet what is the factor.
    The viewer seems to be able to go into another dimension, where they can fast forward or rewind our universe. They also claim to be able to change “videos.” We believe they are referring to different timelines.
    The subject in question cannot be contained. It can always go to this other dimension, and just, rewind. They should be left to their own ammends.
    Just because we have classed them as Apollyon, does not mean that they will end the world. Containment class does not define the danger of the individual. The Viewer is not physically hostile in any way.

    • @crylune
      @crylune ปีที่แล้ว +334

      >just because, does not mean
      Very clinical tone there lol

    • @sturzkampfflugzueg
      @sturzkampfflugzueg ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Hello :D am scp now :)

    • @-y.I_pi
      @-y.I_pi ปีที่แล้ว +326

      SCP XXXX - Most of the time take a humanoid appearance, all tho is not know if it is.
      The SCP Exhibits different languages types, colors, personality's, shapes and sizes. All tho any personel who came in contact with the SCP can't remember the specific details of the entitie.
      The SCP Rarely interacts with the the personel of the Site [REDACTED].
      And exhibits memory loss as it forget's every interaction with the personel.
      The SCP Doesn't exhibit any aggressivenes with the Class D personel or any other personel. If the SCP is in danger or it sense dangerous presence, will disappear. Presumably warping to another dimension.

    • @manuelramirezwork
      @manuelramirezwork ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Not physically hostile? What's that flag button over there

    • @balloon_doggo
      @balloon_doggo ปีที่แล้ว +123

      We have recently found out there are billions of these "Viewers". We do not know where they come from, but they are here.

  • @sneakyreads
    @sneakyreads ปีที่แล้ว +4291

    For the last time, I’m your coworker, Bob. Not an SCP.

    • @beidou2241
      @beidou2241 ปีที่แล้ว +737

      The SCP seem to be acting in a very violent manner

    • @_goblinspit_
      @_goblinspit_ ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@beidou2241 i adore these two comments together so much

    • @turtle5087
      @turtle5087 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      PFF💀

    • @Your_Daily_Serotonin
      @Your_Daily_Serotonin ปีที่แล้ว +176

      That sounds like something a SCP would say!
      -Bob

    • @mtfalpha-1.629
      @mtfalpha-1.629 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Well I and Bob think othewise

  • @nofckinway4743
    @nofckinway4743 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    I like it when he raises his left eyebrow. It is so perfectly tilted, that an imaginary skateboard could ride down it with ease. Such a parable, such an arc.

    • @mayapapaya5585
      @mayapapaya5585 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      What a beautiful poetic description of a man's eyebrow

    • @BundeeBurger
      @BundeeBurger ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This description was perfectly formed about such an immaculate eyebrow

    • @courier6640
      @courier6640 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No fckin way...

    • @aguyonyt1
      @aguyonyt1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      parabolic perfection

    • @RitardandoTheMailman
      @RitardandoTheMailman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      What a quaint concept.

  • @melonpulse4833
    @melonpulse4833 ปีที่แล้ว +5677

    SCP-8987, Dr Rift.
    Object class: Thaumiel
    Object description: SCP-8987 has the appearance of a man appearing to be in his late 40s.
    SCP-8987 currently uses the name Dr Rift, and works within the foundation.
    SCP-8987 's main purpose within the foundation is to sedate potentially dangerous anomalies, lulling them into a relaxed state.
    SCP-8987 has the anomalous ability to relax even the most aggressive entities in an instant using his voice.
    This has proven useful in determining the class of dangerous anomalies and containment.

    • @ethanwilson9676
      @ethanwilson9676 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Late 40's??? Nah early 2000000's what u on about

    • @caleighbocrie577
      @caleighbocrie577 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Perhaps he was originally located after reports of a “miracle doctor” who owned a sleep clinic. When patients would arrive to the clinic in order to find out why they couldn’t sleep well or at all, they would leave a whole week later after being lulled to an incredibly deep sleep. When these patients of his would return home and try to fall asleep, miraculously, they would sleep better than they had in years and on a consistent basis. It was as if their insomnia was cured from one sleep study. This was especially peculiar to the Foundation as sleep clinics don’t make attempts to heal a patient’s insomnia in office… they study it.
      The SCP Foundation sent agents to contain Dr. Rift with an emphasis on speed. However, after some new information on Dr. Rift’s response to immediate danger, they sent an updated command. Now with a heavy emphasis on a peaceful containment. However, the SCP agents that arrived did not receive the updated command and attempted a swift, aggressive containment.
      Dr. Rift disappeared and the agents were found to be comatose. With those agents, there was a note saying: Quid Pro Quo. After Dr. Rift was discovered again, the SCP Foundation became in contact with him. They gave him an official position within the SCP Foundation in exchange for his willing containment.
      He’s quite happy with his role within the Foundation, because to him, the purpose of anomalies is the most important thing to discover and he felt as though that had been discovered for himself.
      Past that, he is especially content with his containment after a particular test was performed on him. Dr. Rift actually has terrible insomnia and has been struggling with sleep ever since he could remember. However, when scientists at the Foundation placed headphones attached to a microphone… things changed. He sat in front of a D-Class and was instructed to speak into the microphone with the intention of putting the D-Class into a comatose state. After the test was done, the D-Class was in a coma while Dr. Rift was sound asleep.
      From then on, he would never go to bed without listening to one of the many tapes he has recorded. The Foundation allows him to keep these tapes, but they are only accessible to him via a biolocking containment system. Essentially meaning that he alone can access the tapes. The tapes also communicate to security personnel as to where in Dr. Rift’s room the tapes are.
      The Foundation explained to Dr. Rift that if even one tape leaves his room, then all of his tapes will be destroyed. He has no intention of taking a tape with him other than to take a nap in the break room, but he was willing to sacrifice his midday nap for a full 8 every night.

    • @caleighbocrie577
      @caleighbocrie577 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Thanks to those who read and liked my report on the backstory of Dr. Rift ❤️

    • @iateyourbread
      @iateyourbread ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ethanwilson9676 haha lol yea

    • @leonsacher3919
      @leonsacher3919 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      i must say you should add this to the scp foundation wiki

  • @Frozenflame006
    @Frozenflame006 ปีที่แล้ว +1542

    I love how sometimes ASMR like these "get" you. Here I was, listening to this in the background while I did other things (gotta keep up with the Rift-verse after all), and at 46:00
    ER: "Exterminate. Exterminate."
    Me: *drawn back in and looks to video* "What, am I a Dalek?"
    ER: "Did I detect some slight movement there?"
    Me: *sweats*

  • @thorrogers541
    @thorrogers541 ปีที่แล้ว +9410

    Doctor Rift has the anomalous ability to put all the scp's that he visits to sleep. this has proven to be extremely useful to the foundation, which is why they moved him out of containment and to become a doctor once he showed he was willing to join the foundation.

    • @paradoxical_anomaly
      @paradoxical_anomaly ปีที่แล้ว +326

      What would happen if he was put in a room with dr.bright then? Because dr.bright is technically an Scp so would it work on him?

    • @einmensch9651
      @einmensch9651 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Guess he's thaumiel then

    • @kassa5902
      @kassa5902 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@paradoxical_anomaly why wouldnt it work on him? also he is not classified as an scp by the foundation.

    • @Ratch3et
      @Ratch3et ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@kassa5902 but his medallion is and he is the medallion so it might work or most likely would

    • @alfieogden
      @alfieogden ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Good luck with 682

  • @MrSockZa1st
    @MrSockZa1st ปีที่แล้ว +3153

    Safe
    Safe-class SCPs are anomalies that are easily and safely contained. This is often due to the fact that the Foundation has researched the SCP well enough that containment does not require significant resources or that the anomalies require a specific and conscious activation or trigger. Classifying an SCP as Safe, however, does not mean that handling or activating it does not pose a threat.
    Euclid
    Euclid-class SCPs are anomalies that require more resources to contain completely or where containment isn't always reliable. Usually this is because the SCP is insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable. Euclid is the Object Class with the greatest scope, and it's usually a safe bet that an SCP will be this class if it doesn't easily fall into any of the other standard Object Classes.
    As a note, any SCP that's autonomous, sentient and/or sapient is generally classified as Euclid, due to the inherent unpredictability of an object that can act or think on its own.
    Keter
    Keter-class SCPs are anomalies that are exceedingly difficult to contain consistently or reliably, with containment procedures often being extensive and complex. The Foundation often can't contain these SCPs well due to not having a solid understanding of the anomaly, or lacking the technology to properly contain or counter it. A Keter SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain.
    Thaumiel
    Thaumiel-class SCPs are anomalies that the Foundation specifically uses to contain other SCPs. Even the mere existence of Thaumiel-class objects is classified at the highest levels of the Foundation and their locations, functions, and current status are known to few Foundation personnel outside of the O5 Council.
    Neutralized
    Neutralized SCPs are anomalies that are no longer anomalous, either through having been intentionally or accidentally destroyed, or disabled.
    Apollyon
    Apollyon-class SCPs are anomalies that cannot be contained, are expected to breach containment imminently, or some other similar scenario. Such anomalies are usually associated with world-ending threats or a K-Class Scenario of some kind and require a massive effort from the Foundation to deal with.
    Archon
    Archon-class SCPs are anomalies that could theoretically be contained but are best left uncontained for some reason. Archon SCPs may be a part of consensus reality that is difficult to fully contain or may have adverse effects if put into containment. These SCPs are not uncontainable-the defining feature of the class is that the Foundation chooses to not put the anomaly into containment.
    Non-Standard Object Classes
    The following Object Classes are sub-classes that supplement the object's primary (or former) classification.
    Explained
    Explained SCPs are commonly articles about anomalies that are completely and fully understood to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science or phenomena that have been debunked or falsely mistaken as an anomaly.
    Pending
    SCP articles that have not yet been assigned an object class may be labelled as Pending. This is used to indicate that the Foundation is actively researching the anomaly, but doesn't have enough information yet to give it an object class. This is a deliberate decision to emphasise that a story is ongoing, and isn't the same as the author not knowing which object class to assign!
    Esoteric/Narrative Classes
    Esoteric Object Classes, also occasionally referred to as Narrative classes, are Object classes that do not fall into any of the above sections. They are generally only used once and are created to further the narrative in a particular SCP. It is highly recommended that SCPs use one of the standard Object Classes listed here. While some authors choose to introduce exceptions to these rules, they are only very rarely done and need to justify their existence and placement. Many site members will downvote for non-standard Object Classes if used without merit.
    For a comprehensive list of Esoteric Object Classes and the articles that use them, click here.
    Decommissioned
    Decommissioned SCPs are an Object Class that was used by senior staff in the past to not only delete unwanted articles but place them in a sort of "Wall of Shame" to serve as examples of what not to do. This Object Class is not used anymore.
    Decommissioning articles is not done anymore, partly because such heavy-handed edits by SCP staff are no longer allowed and partly because decommissioning ended up backfiring. See the History of the Universe Hub for more historical information about Decommissioned SCPs and their usage in the past.
    Object Class FAQ
    What is the Locked Box Test?
    The Locked Box Test is an informal guideline used to determine an object's most appropriate Object Class. It goes like this:
    If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe.
    If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid.
    If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter.
    If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel.
    If you can't fit it in a box and it's about to end the world, then it's probably Apollyon.
    If you could have locked it in a box but chose not to, then it's probably Archon.
    Note that as a special consideration, something that is autonomous, alive, and/or sapient is almost always at least Euclid-class. That is, if you lock a living thing in a box and forget about it, it will eventually suffocate or starve to death, and that's not a good outcome. Something that is intelligent could also end up being smart enough to outwit its containment procedures and/or stop cooperating with the Foundation's attempts to contain it, making it more dangerous than it otherwise might be.
    What if I find an SCP that is the wrong Object Class?
    The Object Classes are intentionally left vague as to not limit the author's creative freedom; a rigid, defined system of classes might hinder an author's ability to write the way they would want to, and as such multiple proposals to create better-defined systems in the past have been turned down by SCP Wiki staff.
    If you find an SCP article that you feel might be inappropriately classified, feel free to raise discussion on the topic and see what other community members think. If the explanation is not to your satisfaction, then feel free to express your opinion on the matter and vote accordingly on the page.
    If an SCP is very dangerous should its Object Class be higher?
    No, danger does not really affect an SCP's Object Class. As has been reiterated several times above this, an item's Object Class is more based on the difficulty of containment rather than the danger it otherwise poses. For example, a button that can destroy the entire universe when it's pressed would be safe, whereas a cat who randomly switches places with another cat anywhere on earth would be considered Keter.

    • @ipadtextnow5451
      @ipadtextnow5451 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Thank you for the information your really smart thank you

    • @numberonetetofan
      @numberonetetofan ปีที่แล้ว +48

      this deserves so many more likes

    • @pwrgen
      @pwrgen ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@numberonetetofan this is a copy-paste from a different website wdym in deserves more likes

    • @PerimeterSnipes
      @PerimeterSnipes ปีที่แล้ว +56

      bro it must've taken so much work to do ctrl+c and ctrl+v

    • @numberonetetofan
      @numberonetetofan ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@pwrgen because it’s information that i enjoyed reading? without having to leave yt to go look something up?

  • @Ajinic
    @Ajinic ปีที่แล้ว +908

    I like the SCP ones. I don't know basically anything about the SCP universe, but being examined like a potentially dangerous thing feels exciting

    • @alphastronghold715
      @alphastronghold715 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It’s vast, existentialist, and often contradictory, but oh so intriguing.

    • @tis.giorno
      @tis.giorno ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same, i can never understand anything about it and i get very lost in creepypastas, but this kind of asmr is so cool

    • @user-ww7si3dw3c
      @user-ww7si3dw3c 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      wonder if your still active, but it's cool to enjoy "interacting" with things you know nothing about.
      I'm sure it is

    • @V0ID1934
      @V0ID1934 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’s like if your listening to audios of scientists looking into new species and lore put into them, like special powers to each and every species, and there all given names and numbers, and there names are tied to there power (or a hint of there power) and it’s something upon that from what I can explain right know

    • @a.g.2562
      @a.g.2562 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      THATS THE FEELING I AM SEARCHING!

  • @bethtapen3149
    @bethtapen3149 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    I've had the "What Kind of SCP are you?" basically on repeat for the last few weeks (and it's been one of my favorites since it came out) so this is just perfect! Great video as always!

    • @FylixAerou
      @FylixAerou ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It was my first video I found of his. Truly a classic by now.

    • @kylerwright3341
      @kylerwright3341 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literally same

    • @soontobebard
      @soontobebard ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FylixAerou k
      Tly

    • @bethtapen3149
      @bethtapen3149 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FylixAerou Same! From that video, I've now gotten into his Arkam series as well as a few others that he does and Rift is my go-to asmr now

    • @MrMagic-ov9sk
      @MrMagic-ov9sk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I used to watch that video all the time, it's so good.

  • @deppygcreations784
    @deppygcreations784 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I love how this guy casually drinking radiation is telling me I'm an anomaly

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yea

    • @Bananabanana347
      @Bananabanana347 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well…there’s us casually drinking acids and poison in the form of coffee and soda

    • @kainthedragoon8081
      @kainthedragoon8081 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Anomalies are known for working at the Foundation. Like bright or bobo

  • @HA11EYS_COM3T
    @HA11EYS_COM3T ปีที่แล้ว +499

    About the radioactive tea, don't forget about the minor permanent non-physical brain damage.

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And the bone decaying, that one is a big one

    • @oreoyin-yan8414
      @oreoyin-yan8414 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And cancer, I have heard that exposure to some levels of radiation are linked to cancer

    • @oreoyin-yan8414
      @oreoyin-yan8414 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @the man =_= you sure?

    • @oreoyin-yan8414
      @oreoyin-yan8414 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @the man XD BRUH

    • @fearful_light176
      @fearful_light176 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's crazy *falls on the floor and litterally fucking dies of radiation poisoning*

  • @michii-
    @michii- ปีที่แล้ว +519

    I would like to consider myself 'Not Cow'.
    That aside, the time and effort put into these videos is phenomenal

    • @saturnd2102
      @saturnd2102 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      that an amy kay reference?

    • @michii-
      @michii- ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@saturnd2102 yup. Not Cow would definitely be an SCP

    • @saturnd2102
      @saturnd2102 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@michii- most definitely and SCP, awesome to meet another amy kay fan

    • @OrphanedBee
      @OrphanedBee ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So you're a chicken then? 🤔

    • @michii-
      @michii- ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@OrphanedBee some assume that I'm a depressed chicken

  • @feraltrafficcone4483
    @feraltrafficcone4483 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    “50% radioactive isotopes”
    Essentially, nuclear powered humans
    Also, he got a microphone upgrade. Rift sounds even better than I remember!

    • @prettyblaq7574
      @prettyblaq7574 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He does sound so good, right?

    • @DeezNuts-by1jk
      @DeezNuts-by1jk ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Apart from the fact that his DNA is being slowly destroyed, damaging all the living cells in his body and letting radioactive isotopes digest and irradiate in his stomach for years. I’d say it makes a fine way to get up in the morning.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DeezNuts-by1jk Thanks, Deez Nuts. Very cool.

  • @GrayVMhan
    @GrayVMhan ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I just realized you've been doing this for like ten years, found this channel when I was 15 and I'll be turning 25 in a couple of months. Thanks for bring a stable source of relaxation and inspiration through the tail end of my youth!

    • @mewhen785
      @mewhen785 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Happy early birthday!

    • @themagiccookie2614
      @themagiccookie2614 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let's make this a happy early birthday chain until his birthday comes! uwu

    • @el-oq7he
      @el-oq7he ปีที่แล้ว +6

      happy birthday!

    • @RoninGaming6602
      @RoninGaming6602 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happy birthday!

    • @soulangela7154
      @soulangela7154 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe it's your birthday by now, happy birthday!

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    18:37 “Anything you need, just ask and we’ll take care of you.”
    Me: “Can I go home?”
    The foundation: *”Anything except for that.”*

  • @couldbeahuman8079
    @couldbeahuman8079 ปีที่แล้ว +1744

    I love how this guy can make asmr so interesting while being so calming and relaxing. All of the gimmicks he does are very unique and fun, for sure my favorite asmrist

    • @jackcrowley2640
      @jackcrowley2640 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The black mics on the black background is just *chefs kiss*

    • @morepain9337
      @morepain9337 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i misread that as arsonist-

    • @dustincrutcher7856
      @dustincrutcher7856 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@morepain9337 b

    • @benzinc582
      @benzinc582 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@morepain9337 next video, “Burning Down An Orphanage ASMR.”

    • @couldbeahuman8079
      @couldbeahuman8079 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benzinc582 for sure

  • @JackSzunyogHarrison
    @JackSzunyogHarrison ปีที่แล้ว +642

    The Epheremal Rift channel was the first ASMR channel i found. And so far its my favorite one! I am watching another ASMR youtubers, but You, You Rift are the best!

    • @charliezw3287
      @charliezw3287 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rift is the best!

    • @zeebooboo9663
      @zeebooboo9663 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's the only one I watch other than Elk ASMR. Which is just drawing sounds.

    • @barackobama5869
      @barackobama5869 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @user-rm4fy1uq6y
      @user-rm4fy1uq6y ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this man is THE asmrist, he is above all

    • @quirkytomatoboy6136
      @quirkytomatoboy6136 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same it was video he put pins in the microphone

  • @sunny_side_up_music
    @sunny_side_up_music ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "A 60 degree angle! Unthinkable! UnSPEAKable! The implications this might have on our world!" I have never giggled so hard at an ASMR video, thank you for this 😂

    • @MemeBee.
      @MemeBee. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Timestamp?

    • @optimisticxl
      @optimisticxl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      30:34

  • @tanker_cheese57
    @tanker_cheese57 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Safe: touch no bad
    Euclid: touch maybe bad
    Keter: touch bad
    Thaumiel: keep other thing locked
    Neutralized: dead
    Apollyon: touch end world
    Archon: no keep maybe end world

    • @morepain9337
      @morepain9337 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Safe: no die
      Euclid: perhaps die
      Keter: die
      Thaumiel: prevent die
      Neutralized: ded
      Apollyon: *OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD!*
      Archon: perhaps

    • @vp1011
      @vp1011 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @the man thaumiel: the one doing the touching

    • @theunknownone2331
      @theunknownone2331 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Nope. Object classes aren’t based on danger, but how difficult they are to contain.

    • @CooperWard-yb8cv
      @CooperWard-yb8cv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@vp1011you

    • @Louiseanderson2735
      @Louiseanderson2735 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@theunknownone2331yeah but in most cases, the difficulty to contain them also goes hand in hand with how dangerous\deadly they are 😅

  • @damnation6713
    @damnation6713 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Man, I hope the SCP series comes back at one point. It doesn't necessarily need to be ASMR at this point, I'm genuinely interested in where this goes.

    • @gigantmuwe8762
      @gigantmuwe8762 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sadly nothing yet

  • @damnation6713
    @damnation6713 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    When you wanna go to sleep because it's great ASMR but you wanna stay awake for the lore.

  • @Eddo15878
    @Eddo15878 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I’m so glad you interpreted safe as being easy to contain and not harmless. It’s a very common mistake

  • @BeholdDog5341
    @BeholdDog5341 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I gotta say, I love ASMR that tells a story. It takes talent not only to do ASMR, but to also act out and narrate a story.

    • @PERJHITHEOG
      @PERJHITHEOG ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I’m my opinion his acting voice is better than his normal voice in ways of going to sleep idk but it works better for me

  • @WhoTheFuckTookIkneumonAlready
    @WhoTheFuckTookIkneumonAlready ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Please make more of these scp asmr videos. They're so good.
    I watched the first one so many times waiting for another one.
    Thanks you for your videos

    • @Franpa777
      @Franpa777 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he's got a playlist for these kind of videos just in case you didn't know

  • @dedowo4036
    @dedowo4036 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    That face when he looks through the magnified glass is just perfect...
    Edit: OK so after not falling asleep while watching this I now know that he makes these goofy faces throughout the video.
    Edit: so many timestamps...

  • @mrfrivolusfr8482
    @mrfrivolusfr8482 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I really appreciate you keeping us anxiety free and rested all these years rift. Thanks for all the videos. Happy fathers day!

  • @ajaxx7252
    @ajaxx7252 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I’m not sure why, but Rift is basically the only ASMRtist that I enjoy. I am thankful for the vid, and only ask for more!

  • @negligent2965
    @negligent2965 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    ER, you are honestly THE most creative ASMRtist bar none. It's honestly amazing that you can come up with these interesting (and sometimes strange lol) concepts and make them into ASMR.

  • @morganjoel6229
    @morganjoel6229 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    His commitment to his craft inspires me greatly.

  • @Lady_Elva
    @Lady_Elva ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I don't know why, but the wide eyes/bug eyes/crazy eyes made me laugh so hard I about fell out of my chair. Thank you for both the relaxing session and the laughs, I really needed it today

    • @aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8
      @aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He got me when he pulled out the comically large magnifying glass lmao i giggled for a minute

  • @houki3256
    @houki3256 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Imagine if every single object was an scp, and they just have very specific coordinates that it needs to be in to use the anomalous quality, like every pen blew up if you used it in the wrong exact point in space

  • @madhatter294
    @madhatter294 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Jeff, for the last time, I'm not and SCP, I'm your wife and you need to stop drinking"

  • @therealgr1ff
    @therealgr1ff ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Ever since the “What kind of SCP are you?” video I’ve been waiting to see if he would make another one of these 😁

  • @sky-h08
    @sky-h08 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Love these so much, I've always been interested in SCP stuff but there was always so much to sort through online it was overwhelming. ER's taught me more with each video than all the years of idly checking the wiki has, and i couldnt be more grateful!!

  • @jackiereynolds2888
    @jackiereynolds2888 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It is not enough to possess the best set with the very
    best sound system, - or even whisper at least as well as everyone else.
    The most important feature is your delivery.
    A sluggish and every calm
    overall demeanor, how you
    do enunciate what you do
    say to your people, your specific preformance in-line with your theme,
    and even every single movement and gesticulation that you make, - I really believe
    that it amounts to all of
    these little things that truly make up the superior artist.
    And 'Ephemeral Rift' is very good at doing just-this.

    • @mayapapaya5585
      @mayapapaya5585 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your poem.

    • @StelltheBear
      @StelltheBear ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mayapapaya5585 yeah
      This one’s
      Pretty good
      Too

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry ปีที่แล้ว

      how is this not pinned

  • @joshgardner4996
    @joshgardner4996 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I've been waiting for this! The "What kind of SCP are you?" video is one of my favorites. Super excited to listen to this tonight.

  • @Flopper823
    @Flopper823 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Template for custom SCP's
    SCP XXXX [Insert name for your SCP] | Object class: [Insert the class of your choice]
    [Write a document in this texts place describing the SCP's actions and appearance]

  • @zerdaloo
    @zerdaloo ปีที่แล้ว +32

    **face peeling off and bleeding out of my eyes** aah yes, I feel so invigorated

  • @joliecravy5513
    @joliecravy5513 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Other ASMRtists: HIDE THE MICS AT ALL COST
    Uncle Rift: you just have very big ears.

    • @Plague_Demon
      @Plague_Demon ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The better to hear with

    • @destiny_5540
      @destiny_5540 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it makes sense for them to visible in this case because the scp foundation would most likely record the audio and video

  • @steveoku7047
    @steveoku7047 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Him: "ah yes nothing like standing face to face with an SCP that i know nothing about and could potentially be apollyon class" *sips Coffee*

  • @AquaJadeVT
    @AquaJadeVT ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Holy damn just as I was relaxing and about to listen to you and here you are posting a new gorgeous asmr and scp related you are the king of asmr 🥹🫡

  • @user-vn3jq8rr5g
    @user-vn3jq8rr5g ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Happy fathers day!! You do kinda act like a fun dad, I'm how you would do this but a dungeon and dragon RP or something like that would be fun. Such as setting up a character sheet!

    • @user-vn3jq8rr5g
      @user-vn3jq8rr5g ปีที่แล้ว

      Not sure**

    • @bronycrafter1526
      @bronycrafter1526 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like what he did with the skyrim character creator? That would be neat, like a short explanation of each race, and the classes you can be, and the stats you get and how they change how you play

  • @Rayle1993
    @Rayle1993 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    At first, I thought SCP ASMR sounded silly, so I clicked it expecting it to not be that great. Boy was I wrong! Both this and the "What SCP are you" have become go-to's for sleep and I'm glad I clicked it or I would have never found your channel! I've been listening to a lot of these and I gotta say I love what you do. You come up with so many interesting and downright strange themes for ASMR videos and they're all a joy to watch/listen to. They're a breath of fresh air compared to the standard ASMR fare. Thank you for the content you produce and I look forward to even more uploads in the future :) you've quickly become one of my favorite ASMRtists

  • @yeetman8541
    @yeetman8541 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    SCP-6265 nicknames Dr. Rift or D.Rift by staff is a Keter/Archon class anomalous entity resembling that of a human male, who during the day exhibits no anomalous properties but upon nightfall leaves any containment through [REDACTED] methods and exhibits many anomalous traits such as pulling apart the “fabric of reality” and [REDACTED]. SCP-6265 shows no signs of aggression and actively helps personnel and other SCPs sleep, even against their own will through anomalous means. SCP-6265 has been permitted to wander site [REDACTED] and claim to be a doctor after Dr. [EXPUNGED] deemed SCP-6265 “more of a hassle to contain than necessary.”

  • @GrimDarkHalfOff
    @GrimDarkHalfOff ปีที่แล้ว +78

    These videos always come right when I’ve finished some intense labor or need to sleep. Thank you!

    • @finncc
      @finncc ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll 9
      O I'll I'll LL LL 9
      I'll look I'll LL 9 I'll LL LL LL
      LL LL LL LL LL LL

  • @josheyboss591r6
    @josheyboss591r6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You’re abstractness and creativity that goes into these vids always astonishes me whenever u post

  • @SevenOne_71
    @SevenOne_71 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I honestly have no idea how ER does it. He can make me sleep with anything. Even the Podcast which isnt ASMR!
    And yet the videos arent just like boring me to sleep. They're all interesting and fun! I actually know what the different SCP classes mean now.

    • @Max_6200
      @Max_6200 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have developed quite a reflex of falling asleep upon hearing his voice, it doesn't even have to be asmr
      Sounds cool, maybe I should try to listen to Rift's podcasts as well :)

  • @Nathan55411
    @Nathan55411 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The fact that we responded to the word exterminate made me think we were a Dalek punished by the timelords or something. Also I love the exaggerated expressions Rift was doing this video

    • @Lunarhowlz377
      @Lunarhowlz377 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I LOVE THIS, THANK YOU I WILL NOW WATCH THROUGH THIS PERSPECTIVE FOREVER

    • @alternativeghosty
      @alternativeghosty ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh forsure rift is a timelord

    • @josecastellanosargueta7370
      @josecastellanosargueta7370 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro I felt stalked

    • @Divinity_The_Devil
      @Divinity_The_Devil ปีที่แล้ว

      If I may ask, what’s a Dalek? I looked it up but I’m not sure if the result I got is what your referring to.

    • @rachelj8739
      @rachelj8739 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Divinity_The_Devil dr who dalek; robot things that wanna exterminate others

  • @6PinkRabbits
    @6PinkRabbits ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The SCP series is my favorite, it's the perfect mix of creepy and relaxing. So happy about a new episode!!

  • @ashsomething
    @ashsomething ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I WAS ABOUT TO WATCH DR T, THEN YOU RELEASED A NEW VIDEO SO IM HERE! :D (I’m so glad you’re still doing SCP stuff!)

  • @angelcruz4870
    @angelcruz4870 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Chill Special Containment Procedures ASMR to Sleep and Get Contained to*

  • @VoodooBrew
    @VoodooBrew ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Sir the entire video I was thinking, "oh hey he sounds like he's vaguely describing my race of creatures I made, must be a coincidink" then you got to the part of manifesting something that looks like it's out of this world and starlike and I flipped, the races name are "the stars" who are best described as inter-dimensional goo people who are very angular when they take up a form.

  • @ZombieBoy225
    @ZombieBoy225 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    wasn't expecting another scp video from ER but i'm so glad that he decided to make another one, amazing video as usual rift.

  • @logangant7732
    @logangant7732 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I imagine I’m a simple rubber duck in box being heavily sructinized by ER

    • @Ariadna-116
      @Ariadna-116 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dear... god I can see that

    • @jillreyerma7592
      @jillreyerma7592 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly there could be an SCP like that. It would fit right in.

  • @uh-oh-spaghettios
    @uh-oh-spaghettios 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    As someone who has a love for the SCP community, and has terrible insomnia (it’s literally 2AM as I’m watching this), I see this as an absolute win. 😋😋🍭

  • @milesb2315
    @milesb2315 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Had my eyes closed and opened them at 36:18, was most definitely startled

  • @Definesleep938
    @Definesleep938 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You will always be remembered as a Legend in the asmr community. Thank you for so many nights of sleep.

  • @Silverritter
    @Silverritter ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Back with scp asmr. Love it!

  • @someusername6552
    @someusername6552 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    What's funny about this is that voice does sound like what chamomile tea can do to you. It contains a chemical called apigenin, which is like a weak sedative. In small doses, it's fine, but in large doses it can induce tiredness.
    Dude's just been drinking A LOT of that tea.

  • @TheGatekeeper_1234
    @TheGatekeeper_1234 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In the trigger words there should have been worcestershire sauce

  • @rhnem
    @rhnem ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I was just re-watching your series on bloodborne (loved it) and a new video comes out! Let's go, keep it up ER

  • @krishy1236
    @krishy1236 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Rifts passion for his work says it all. Incredible ASMR artist , look at his acting skills, Graceful execution, the ambience, the script, the way he propels the mood of listener no matter what state he is in, he just go to sleep.I am about to sleep 😊 Thank you ER. Love you ❤

  • @hotbeekslab
    @hotbeekslab ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don't know how you do it but your humor always gets me, ever single joke/possible funny moment always hits right home with me. Always love the videos you do amazing work!

  • @maleforthedragon5177
    @maleforthedragon5177 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The box analogy being mentioned for most of the SCPs gives me massive tingles for some reason.

  • @TheDoctor906
    @TheDoctor906 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love the SCP Foundation videos.

  • @CrunchBloxWasTaken
    @CrunchBloxWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude I'm not capping this is the best asmr ive EVER experience

  • @Destroyeroftoilets
    @Destroyeroftoilets ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I need an entire playlist dedicated to this man whispering in my ears. He may not know that my head may explode in the next minute, or that I may or may not be an extraterrestrial in search to terminate all living creatures on this planet. He doesn't care, he just wants to temporarily put me to rest.

    • @mox.
      @mox. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well, only you can make a playlist for yourself

    • @Destroyeroftoilets
      @Destroyeroftoilets ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mox. Quite true.

  • @rodysoup
    @rodysoup ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this is my favorite asmr video of all time i love the way of instead of going "oh ur a safe harmless humanoid thing" you gave the pov character and more than that and i love it!!!! theres not many vids like this :[ so i just keep coming back! XD genuinely love your content!!!

  • @Baronsveil
    @Baronsveil ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You should definitely do a Warhammer 40k guardsman roleplay next. That'd be quite interesting.

    • @heelpersell
      @heelpersell ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never lasts longer than 15 minutes

  • @CoyLothrop
    @CoyLothrop ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’ve watched a ton of ASMR, and this one, hands down, is one of the very best, most creative, and cleverly constructed. Subscription won.

  • @SnowedBear
    @SnowedBear 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    ive been using this video to sleep for 6 months now and it still makes me sleep perfectly, thank you ephemeral rift.

  • @UrLocalAquariuss
    @UrLocalAquariuss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    SCP- 52936: The water serpent.
    Class: Euclid
    Behavior:
    52936 rarely speaks to others and instead often uses pictures to communicate. They tend to be shy specifically around things smaller than it. They tend to snarl or get hostile around animal like critters. They are very sensitive to touch and tend to flinch. They have a calming aura and are comforting to be around.
    Containment procedures:
    52936 must be kept in a cell with any body of water, or else it will dry out. 52936 tends to absorb water quite fast through it’s skin, so it is mandatory that water is refilled once a day. Temperature in the room must be at least 80° Fahrenheit or else 52936 will act quite odd, such as pupils changing to different shapes, discoloration of the body or unusual scenarios where 52936 will refuse to look at anything except the ground.
    Description. 52936 appears mostly as a feminine humanoid dragon. They have long blue and white horns and a tail reaching lengths of up to 6 ft. Their skin is pearly white. They have long, flowing blue hair and sky blue eyes. The have patches of blue all over their body. On rare occasions, their skin turns silver and instead of blue there are various colors. Usually pastel. Their wings are wide and leathery. Their wingspan is about 12 ft. They have long, sharp talons that can cut through any substance imaginable. Their height is about 7’2, but they can adjust their height to their liking. When talking, their voice is often reported as “Raspy, but bold.” Their ears are long and pointy, like an elf’s. Their teeth are like a shark’s. They show no signs of gills, yet can breathe underwater just fine. Their head can easily detach from their body, along with other various parts that they can detach. They have small creatures that rest in a small pouch slung around her body. Attempted confiscation of the pouch is not possible. 52936 tends to get very aggressive if the small creatures or pouch is touched or harmed in any way. The creatures tend to look somewhat like small bunnies. They vary in shape, color, and physical features.
    Diet: Their diet usually consists of some meat such as beef, chicken, or fish. They will sometimes eat plants too. They HATE spices and herbs like pepper or paprika, but take any others just fine.

  • @Gordon_Freeman484
    @Gordon_Freeman484 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I really wanna see a video of him doing something like "reading a book about schizophrenia ASMR" or something like that but he's actually sitting in the corner of the room in front of a wall flipping through and reading a book that isn't there

  • @sammythecryptid2721
    @sammythecryptid2721 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Determine what kind of anomaly you are..."
    I bite and steal shiny things. Keep your hands to yourself and you get to keep them. I will, however, be taking that pen. It looks pretty.

  • @GH0STG00SE
    @GH0STG00SE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As one who is imagining themself as a hand-knitted doll [Based off an OC], i am happy to be called a friend. Im also very concerned by the fact that anomalies have trigger words like "fuzzy" and "warm"

  • @Kimthulu
    @Kimthulu ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wasn't expecting a positive affirmation ASMR when I clicked on this, but here we are.

  • @riddlesofthepast
    @riddlesofthepast ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's so good that you keep gracing the asmr community with your creative work. thank you very much! never stop

  • @DerfyRed
    @DerfyRed ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If we are SCP-???? then it’s safe to assume class Euclid is where we would end up, a humanoid fully contained by Doctor Rift.

  • @justsomeguywithamustache1709
    @justsomeguywithamustache1709 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love that he did another SCP examination vid! The first one was amazing and so is this one!

  • @andrewhaseth6303
    @andrewhaseth6303 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The greatest series yet, watching for the plot over the relaxation

  • @chainsaw-lover
    @chainsaw-lover ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks for this, I love these styles of videos, mainly because they entertain and calm, but I especially love this one because I know and am very invested in everything revolving around SCPs. Thanks again.

  • @saucewet6039
    @saucewet6039 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First slight tingles in forever from a man moving a magnifying glass and rustling a lab coat

  • @V.A.R.I.S.
    @V.A.R.I.S. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He slowly goes more and more insane and it’s amazing

  • @pyroclastictomato3278
    @pyroclastictomato3278 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh, it's Doctor Youknowwhatitdoesntreallymatter again, I haven't seen him in a while.

  • @therealmothman9386
    @therealmothman9386 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've been watching your videos for a while now and i would just like to say that your videos are one of the only things that helps my tourettes. When they get really bad i just watch your videos and i can calm down, thank you x

  • @CloudySkies_Gacha
    @CloudySkies_Gacha หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dang, he be concentrated with that drawing in a concerning but hilarious way. It’s the new official way of close up drawing

  • @thegothaunt
    @thegothaunt ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This SCP video must be a keeper because I've been watching it for so many days now. I keep falling asleep during Archon discussion and then have to try again the next night from that point but then I fall asleep so quickly as well. I don't have time to watch during the daylight hours...😂😂 Love your videos! You are such a creative and calming soul. 💜

  • @justinkernan671
    @justinkernan671 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love these SCO videos! They really help me get to sleep and I hope you continue to make more of them!

  • @linkfiedproductions2246
    @linkfiedproductions2246 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Personnel Dr. Rift has proved a vital additional to our arsenal. He can put any SCP to sleep including SCP-106, widely believed to be one of the strongest SCP’s in existence.

  • @lycheemyusic
    @lycheemyusic ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this has been the best asmr experience ive had in a WHILE. amazing!!!

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Imagine a keter class SCP just screeching and trying to kill everyone while this guy tried slowly whispering to it

  • @lostghost285
    @lostghost285 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    BRO THE FUCKING MAGNIFYING CLASS HAD ME CHOKING LMFAO

  • @that_lildreamer5391
    @that_lildreamer5391 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amazing! I truly love all your videos and the humour you put in it! Thank you for doing all of this masterpieces for us! Keep up you amazing work!

  • @fairtrade7192
    @fairtrade7192 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    those dislikes are all the guards or mtf that died trying to recontain or contain, us "We Are SCP"

  • @andrewvaillant6365
    @andrewvaillant6365 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I dribbled my seltzer when the "obtaining a material sample" concluded with the close up, and could not stop laughing

  • @Yugenai
    @Yugenai ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've been watching the other scp videos for 2 months now I'm so happy to see a new scp video!

  • @RealTacticalMax
    @RealTacticalMax 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Now, whenever someone asks me my zodiac sign, I tell them Keter

  • @user-bo1ue1ur3t
    @user-bo1ue1ur3t ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I truly have not heard much of this one because of how quickly it puts me to sleep. Very well done.

  • @DrOwn-hq9ot
    @DrOwn-hq9ot ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The compass/protractor bit was hilarious. "120 degrees. Unspeakable."

  • @astina7574
    @astina7574 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Magnifier glass gave me proper tingles. Loved it!