Actually, Luther's alternate reality world is quite brilliant. He limits Superman's ability to move, and made the environment so frustrating to travel through, that he just gives up most of the time. The game is then shut off by the host (player) and Superman is forever stuck in limbo. Luther wins!
So the plan was to put Supes inside a shitty game all along!? That’s about as terrible as the time that he took 40 cakes! That was as much as four tens, man!
Then Lex Luthor bends the path of rings into a circle so Superman just flies around in circles of rings and rings of circles forever. He never thought it would be so easy.
@@stw3art14 Teen Titans GO Darkseid vs Superman 64 Darkseid which is the weakest version of a terryfying villian,sheesh thats like making a Marvel game where it hypes Thanos up for the final stage,you set the difficuly to high for an intense boss and you beat him 3 Hits
I can see it now, James decides he wants to learn how to be a pilot and eventually does, one day he’s having small talk with someone in a store while shopping and they ask him what he does for a living. He tells them he’s a pilot and they ask the dreaded question, “Where did you learn to fly?” And James just has an absolute PTSD freak out in the middle of circuit city.
While I partially agree with the sentiment here. I, too, would actually like to see numbered episodes again, it would actually limit discovery. Nobody is going to click "Episode 254" of a series they've never seen before on TH-cam, but when a new viewer clicks on a video under the assumption that it is a one-shot (and most, if not all, Nerd episodes can act as one-shots), it makes it more accessible to new viewers. So - kind of on the fence, but ultimately disagree. Modern Nerd should not number the titles... maybe put the number in the description?
I think it's more a reference to "future" Superman (I forget his actual name.), who spent 15,000 years inside the Sun and then when he came out he was solid gold and he'd become so physically and psychically strong that he was basically a God. The stupid game came out 14,989 years too early and got its shit crushed for its troubles.
This may be weird, but I always feel a little bit of anxiety when I see him destroying a video game. Like, I really hope that's not his only copy (which I doubt it ever is).
@@michaelkopischke8072 Most times it's a reproduction cart, or one that is broken and probably beyond repair or just a hollow shell, etc.... Or an edit and it isn't actually destroyed. He doesn't actually destroy real, functional games. I mean in this one is obviously not real like come on xD
@@sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 I've watched some "making of" -documentary where he shows how at least in Beetlejuice episode he took a very common cartridge, printed Beetlejuice sticker on it and destroyed that, because Beetlejuice isn't that common of a cartridge.
Indeed. Killing that cartridge like that was completely out of character for AVGN... the REAL Nerd wouldn't hesitate for a SECOND to kill a shitty game!
Remember, Darkseid going with the cops, Superman freezing his friends, it all works here because it's all a simulation. It was certainly a choice on the designer's part...
Speaking about batman, i imagine the only way to keep darkseid in custody by human means is throwing batarangs at him. Bc that is the only thing that were manmade and worked on him on screen.
lmao same, he walked through him with such confident conviction too... next thing you know he's piloting a robotic armchair out a fucking window. what kind of crack were they smoking when they designed this game?
“Don’t hurt the good, innocent games!” Mario 3 was in that bunch, and according to AVGN/James Rolfe (the guy who made this) that game is “a product of the devil.”
Demonic influence aside, it's still a good game in terms of quality. Also, it apparently only becomes satanic when you draw a Sharpie pentagram inside the case, surround it with shelves of hundreds of shitty games, record the gameplay footage in level 2-5, and then play the footage backwards. And even then, it only starts levitating and insulting your mother *some* of the time.
I kinda wonder if he made Mike finish the game. I just don't see James spending the hours to actually get through the game; seems more like a Mike thing.
Wait, was the replacement gag a reference to the superman wannabes in the death of superman story? Steel(guy with silver face paint) Eradicator( guy with visor) Superboy (dude with jacket) Cyborg Superman (dude with face mask)
Darkseid taken into police custody. Isn't that the equivalent of convincing Doomsday, a monster that absolutely hates all living beings and 'killed' Superman, to spare you because you gave him a puppy?
I love how he throws zod into buildings and shit all over, likely killing hundreds of people, but as soon as zod tries to laserbeam some people he actually gives a shit about them for some reason
17:37 And this is the best part: you don't even get an happy ending after all of this. "Well done, you managed to get your friends out of this nightmare..." "...BUT IN THE REAL WORLD, Lex is STILL there." The end
yup. according to an interview by Proton Jon, the game doesn’t even reflect 10% of the original design the devs had in mind. also, apparently “only the tutorial stages have rings” according to that same interview.
Interestingly enough, I remember an episode of "The Adventures of Lois and Clark" where Superman did freeze Lois Lane so an enemy would think she was dead. It ended with a weird CPR scene. That show was just cheesy enough to be good.
I think he started before I was born. I believe he started in 2004 or 2005 and that means at the very least (assuming this was the end of 2005 and Ik it wasn’t late) I would’ve been 2 weeks away from being born. That being January 13 and obviously 2006. I wish I could’ve been old enough to see him start. And a lot of stuff from them like the old awesome bands.
@@tgbplays658 You're lucky if you ignore the Fortnite/Minecraft/whatever other crap young people are playing nowadays. I guess you can be a thirteen-year-old boomer. At least you have much more time than many of us to enjoy the golden age of gaming and other forms of entertainment. If I were you, I'd probably feel disappointed that I hadn't had the chance to enjoy arcades. And split-screen local multiplayer (since it's always online FPS now) as those were fantastic back when they were a thing. As for AVGN I wouldn't feel so bad about that, since you still have plenty of time to enjoy his full collection, or other classic videos.
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is it normal if one of your balls are bigger than the other two?
WHAT were they THINKING?!
Do Shadowman for the ps1
You're right, it is 64 times the awesome.
64 x 0 = 0
64 x -1 = -64
64 X BIG MU THA FUCHS IN RIIIIIGS!!!
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64×1000×-1=-6400
Actually, Luther's alternate reality world is quite brilliant. He limits Superman's ability to move, and made the environment so frustrating to travel through, that he just gives up most of the time. The game is then shut off by the host (player) and Superman is forever stuck in limbo. Luther wins!
So the plan was to put Supes inside a shitty game all along!? That’s about as terrible as the time that he took 40 cakes! That was as much as four tens, man!
Oh no...Lex really DOES win! 😱
Tim Henke It’s Superman we are talking about. He feels these kinds of obligations.
I never realized such a bad game could have such well-established lore.
@@garrettsattem4799 And that's terrible!
"Superman, save me!"
"Alright let me fly through a specific pattern of rings to get to you!"
Zippy
Now I wish injustice Superman was here
This would be a crime in itself
Actually, superman can fly faster than the speed of light, so he MAY ALREADY DO THAT EVERY TIMEEEE... and we would never fucking know!
Then Lex Luthor bends the path of rings into a circle so Superman just flies around in circles of rings and rings of circles forever.
He never thought it would be so easy.
Lololol
2008: This game isn’t even 10 years old!
2019: 11 years later, it returns and its 20 years old!
um yes... math...
21
TRUE
22
23 years in 2022.
*counts AVGN episode*
Labeled...labeled... labeled...
*watches this one*
Not labeled... now Nintendo and James are guilty of this problem.
I love you for this.
Ah. I see what you did there
When did this idea of simple convenience become obsolete?
@@Mt.Berry-o7 What were they thinking!?!?!?
10/10
DC: "What's the plot?"
Titus: "Plot? It's a video game."
DC: "Oh, so he's stuck in a game?"
Tutus "Sure, we'll go with that."
i think it was more like whoever was behind titus saying that it was a video game & that they didnt think of a plot
They weren't allowed to have Superman hurt real people, so they had to use a virtual world.
Who’s “Tutus”?
The developers
Tortoise, because the game's so slow!
Well, obviously Luthor is a genius. If I wanted to trap my worst enemy in a videogame it would totally be Superman64.
No you trap them in dr.jekyll and mr.hyde.
Armed & Delirious would be a better option.
You trap them in E.T.
Ha ha ha good one
No trap em in Winter Sports for regular nes
7:38
That sadly happened to me.
Luckily I played the other games and watched the movies.
Holy, hope the other ones changed your mind
Ditto bud... ditto.
What other games?
That's rough, dude! 😅
A new AVGN episode?
*ThEn thErReS nO TimE tO WasTe*
Heh fuuuuuuuuck
Nooo wayyy
Again!? *AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH*
Remove all the wheelblocks
Vv. Can
Considering how bad, difficult to control, and buggy the game is, Lex really did design a game to trap Superman and friends
Dasvidaniya old red lets take all the money from the poor I mean our people and put it in to military budget
He even succeeds at trapping him inside geometry or outside the level. A test this cruel would break even the toughest of heroes.
While he went on vacation on the ps2 version
Wow good pic right there, the old hammer and sickle red banner
Why do you have the equivalent of a swastika as your profile picture?
Lois: Come over
Superman: Can't I'm flying through rings
Lois: My parents aren't home
Superman: THEN THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE
Superman: I must fly through those rings to save the city
Also Superman: *kamikazes into a car*
😂
@@stw3art14 Teen Titans GO Darkseid vs Superman 64 Darkseid which is the weakest version of a terryfying villian,sheesh thats like making a Marvel game where it hypes Thanos up for the final stage,you set the difficuly to high for an intense boss and you beat him 3 Hits
I can see it now, James decides he wants to learn how to be a pilot and eventually does, one day he’s having small talk with someone in a store while shopping and they ask him what he does for a living.
He tells them he’s a pilot and they ask the dreaded question, “Where did you learn to fly?” And James just has an absolute PTSD freak out in the middle of circuit city.
Circuit City is dead though.
Then at least nobody would hear him.
James, could you please number the episodes again?
glitchz1 169
He's right
While I partially agree with the sentiment here. I, too, would actually like to see numbered episodes again, it would actually limit discovery. Nobody is going to click "Episode 254" of a series they've never seen before on TH-cam, but when a new viewer clicks on a video under the assumption that it is a one-shot (and most, if not all, Nerd episodes can act as one-shots), it makes it more accessible to new viewers. So - kind of on the fence, but ultimately disagree. Modern Nerd should not number the titles... maybe put the number in the description?
Should be numbered in the AVGN playlist
@@Muffinman842 Nice.
A new AVGN episode?
"THEN THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE!"
👏👏👏👏
Good one 😂
Ayy
11:44 - 12:02 🤣🤣🤣
@@JendralHizuPung 10:38
I can not believe James is 39.
He will be 50 and still be making avgn videos.
Egg Eggerson 50 y/o James: today we will be playing our fist PS3 game
He played a PS4 game two months ago.
Yeah :sigh: im 38 and cannot freaking believe it....
He will be 100 and still making videos.
@@-Ryu he'll be a brain in a jar and still be making videos
I just realized that the cartridge is gold in reference of Superman 4's villain
I think it's more a reference to "future" Superman (I forget his actual name.), who spent 15,000 years inside the Sun and then when he came out he was solid gold and he'd become so physically and psychically strong that he was basically a God.
The stupid game came out 14,989 years too early and got its shit crushed for its troubles.
all star superman
@@genkeikyou I think it's superman one million you might mean
Superman prime is the official name my friends
If by that, you mean, the Nuclear Man?
That VPN ad was actually impressive. I didn't even skip it.
ok
Same. It was great!
Oh skelator
I see it everywhere
Yeah, it amused me. I especially liked how it felt like a throwback to the "Big Rigs" ad.
Only 7 more months until Raid 2020. I can't wait!
One Star Rating He’s probably going to do it! I have a feeling.
Definitely going to be a top comment
He pinned the comment, that probably means he has a plan for it!
I grew up with Stanburdman’s review of that one
He hearted this comment.
Now people are still debating the controversy of Nerd killing a game
This may be weird, but I always feel a little bit of anxiety when I see him destroying a video game. Like, I really hope that's not his only copy (which I doubt it ever is).
@@michaelkopischke8072 Most times it's a reproduction cart, or one that is broken and probably beyond repair or just a hollow shell, etc.... Or an edit and it isn't actually destroyed. He doesn't actually destroy real, functional games. I mean in this one is obviously not real like come on xD
@@sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 I've watched some "making of" -documentary where he shows how at least in Beetlejuice episode he took a very common cartridge, printed Beetlejuice sticker on it and destroyed that, because Beetlejuice isn't that common of a cartridge.
Indeed. Killing that cartridge like that was completely out of character for AVGN...
the REAL Nerd wouldn't hesitate for a SECOND to kill a shitty game!
surprised people didn't start rioting over it
That plane from Top Gun flying by always gets me no matter how often I rewatch this video. Classic.
Makes you wonder what happened to everything else that managed to escape their games. The Jaguar logo is probably ruling its own nation by now.
I J U S T watched your old Superman 64 review! The timing is incredible!
omg same
Me 2
I did the same too...
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!?
Me too.
Me too o.o
Wait really there's an unreleased PS1 version?
Wow I gotta check that out
That intro ad is one of the best I've ever seen, good work guys!
Mr.Anderson
Very Hackerman!
Golden Superman 64 After Being Exploded into a Hot Sun
Ikr? I usually skip over advertisements but this ad was so good I actually WANTED to watch it!
no it is not
Remember, Darkseid going with the cops, Superman freezing his friends, it all works here because it's all a simulation. It was certainly a choice on the designer's part...
Can't wait for 2020 for him to review Raid 2020...come on Nerd...we didn't forget from the Bible Game 2 Episode...
we getin closer every day
Bob Tom I am also looking forward to this 😂
Nice memory
Oh yeah
Yes~
That last "Where did you learn to fly?" after a pause was perfect. Thank you for that.
CT5Holy Right! this has me laughing
I was expecting for it to say something else like "dumbass"
Oh no the Atari
I expected him to shoot her after that one.
i also enjoyed the long lost Top Gun plane gag.
*Beats boss too easily*
AVGN: *sighs* “Again?”
Superman: “Then there’s no time to waste!”
AVGN: “AGAIN?! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!”
10:31
The idea of Superman dragging Darkseid to the police is utterly hilarious.
Would you say it's.. SUPER hilarious?
Well, Batman keeps throwing the Joker there and we all know how well it ends.
@OldSkoolgamerz well at least joker is still human.
Speaking about batman, i imagine the only way to keep darkseid in custody by human means is throwing batarangs at him. Bc that is the only thing that were manmade and worked on him on screen.
Damn I just realized I’ve been watching AVGN for 10 years. Time really flies
Where did the time learn to fly?
I e been watching him since may pat did a vid on him
...through rings?
Same
I've been watching for over 11 years now
Ok. I died laughing when brainiac walked through superman, sat in his chair and flew out the window. My sides hurt from laughing so hard. Lol
lmao same, he walked through him with such confident conviction too... next thing you know he's piloting a robotic armchair out a fucking window. what kind of crack were they smoking when they designed this game?
Same here. I think I nearly died from laughing. :D
He still wants pants - a decent pair of pants!
"Aight. I'm out."
Highlight of the video for sure.
11 years later? Has it really been that long since the Superman 64 episode?? Where did all the time go?
Idk man it sucks
?
It just works
It was actually 9 years ago. Almost a decade. Time sure flies.
To the same place where you did learn to fly.
7:09 - 7:21
I love how the Nerd goes from laughing to breaking down crying
AVGN uploaded a new video.
"Theres no time to waste!"
"LEX WINS"
YOU’RE A LOSE !
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@AceD500 hahaha
Superman 64
Top Gun cameo
Big Rigs commercial guy
Cybermorph floating head
What a cornucopia of awesomeness.
Don’t forget a Blazing Saddles and Kevin Smith references.
This was clearly a setup for a Cinemassacre Cinematic Universe
And the Hackers movie reference
nice word
Has it really been 11 years?
My goodness, that's commitment.
Hard to believe I was a 10 year old :-P
mdrb97 I was 20, now I'm 31 and an oldman.
Time goes by really fast. Was 25y back then 😐
@@layyouin6860 So....im dead? 37 years old
You're all still relatively young. Stfu!
I love how the Top Gun jet is *still* referenced even after all these years. Easily one of the best recurring gags in TH-cam.
1:57 damn, that thing is still flying around?
Should we tell the Nerd? He is looking for it.
What is the thing
the plane from Top Gun (NES)
The Plane from Top Gun is still flying? Should I tell the Nerd?
It escaped Top Gun from the glitch episode.
Buys game: Realizes it's crap
Takes game back to Walmart:
Clerk: "If you want your money back, solve my maze!"
Me: "Then there's no time to waste!"
Or just threaten to file a lawsuit for not taking back a defective game.
@@cadethumann8605 Then there's no time to waste!
🤣
🤣
*"Look how much room...?"*
*"Look how much room!"*
*"HOW CAN I BE STUCK WHEN THERE'S SOO MUCH ROOOOOM!?"*
God damn dam
That was always my favorite line from the original video. Might be one of my favorite one-liners from James in general
“Radioactive Shoes!!!”
The funny thing is Superman is nerfed in the “Timverse” but even he’d be disappointed in this version of Superman
Nerfed enough to be interesting so he doesn't just clap and win.
Everyone is nerfed in the timverse
@@relogiodeprata6413 suuuuure whatever you say pal 🙄
@@relogiodeprata6413 even Batman is nerfed.
I certainly wasn’t expecting that Man of Steel like ending. Good video as always James.
Anthem of Sirens haha! He even changed the colours to look like the dull Zack Snyder’s look of the film
Much better the the actual one
Alpha Jay 3.0 for sure
@@famyemil nice catch
Justin Ramroop tq, bro
James missed his chance to dress up as the Rigs guy and say,
"BIG RINGS!" 🤣🤣
Biiiiiig MuthaFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIN' RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!!!!!!!
I know he probably read this comment going “....*sigh...damnit...he’s right.”
Niice..
I'm just going to imagine he did.
As soon as Big Rigs guy appeared I was so happy.
i love the fact that the nerd is so retro that when he speaks about how hi-tech the VPN is, its basically referencing the 90s
Lex is torturing someone,the gamers,with one of the worst games ever made,pure evil.
Wow
Superman dead? Or gayming?
Both can be,who knows 🤷♂️
"64 TIMES THE AWESOME!!!" always nice to see Mr. Rigs
SUPERMAN 64!!!
Flying around through fucking rings!
SUPERMAN 64!!!
XD
BIG RINGS!
@@Himeyakinshi I see what you did there!
And what about... "69...times angry and hot¡!" 😂🤣😅
Big Rings: under the road flying.
As a connoisseur of way too much TH-cam i can confidently say you may have created the best ExpressVPN plug in history
Sure, superman is a super man, but he aint got nothin' on
*PEPSIMAAAAAAAAN*
Damn right
Sure, pepsiman is a pepsi man, but he aint got nothin' on
*ANGRYVIDEOGAMENERDMAAAAAAAAN*
“Don’t hurt the good, innocent games!”
Mario 3 was in that bunch, and according to AVGN/James Rolfe (the guy who made this) that game is “a product of the devil.”
Maybe he's finally cleansed it with lots of holy water?
If we’re going by Castlevania rules (or at least that’s what I think you’re getting at), wouldn’t it burst into flames and explode?
Demonic influence aside, it's still a good game in terms of quality.
Also, it apparently only becomes satanic when you draw a Sharpie pentagram inside the case, surround it with shelves of hundreds of shitty games, record the gameplay footage in level 2-5, and then play the footage backwards. And even then, it only starts levitating and insulting your mother *some* of the time.
BIG RIIIINGS!!!
Never expected to have a conclusion of this game, actually. Good for you, Nerd.
You just sayed BIG RIGS? AHAH AHAHAHA AHAHAHAAHAHAH !!!! (*Sees crazy Vietnam Flashbacks*)
Then there's no time to waste.
I kinda wonder if he made Mike finish the game. I just don't see James spending the hours to actually get through the game; seems more like a Mike thing.
15:55 Reign of The Superman / Death and Return of Superman insert reference
1. Superboy (Metropolis Boy)
2. Eradicator
3. Cyborg Superman
4. Steel
Thanks, that completely went over my head.
I thought that was very clever.
Oh my! I don't know how I didn't realize before about that, thank you
I laughed my ass off
This is Brilliant!!!
Wait, was the replacement gag a reference to the superman wannabes in the death of superman story?
Steel(guy with silver face paint)
Eradicator( guy with visor)
Superboy (dude with jacket)
Cyborg Superman (dude with face mask)
Of course
:) Maybe its hint james gonna review SNES Death & Return of Superman game
yeah but also i think its a joke on how come when he stopped uploading for a while "replacements" for the AVGN started to pop up
Still noone remembers it, even if it's good lol
@@scar4driver They're no replacements, only until he announces his retirement.
I like how Superman flying into Darkseid sounded like a trash can falling over
"Oh dear." 6:25
Gotta be the tamest exclamation that's ever passed the Nerd's lips.
lol sound like a old woman playing a game
He's gonna get demonitized for that "Oh dear," just wait.
It's an expression of confused fear I'd say.
1:57 Uhh, James. I found that missing Top Gun plane.
You know, the one that flew out of your TV
LMFAO
RED Engineer Yep!
Holy fuck it's been flying in space for years!
11 years later, you still beat the game faster than it's taken ProtonJon to work on his project.
Or how long it took AdamWestLapdog to finish Majora's Mask Abridged.
now now, let's be fair; ProtonJon still got two years left to catch up to James
@@Dr0dd Most likely never happening. Last week during his unpacking streams he stated that all non-stream videos are pretty much stopped.
Jon's also busy with RunawayGuys too, so again I doubt he'll ever finish it. He also HATES that game so I can't fault him for not wanting to go back
Can we take a moment to appreciate how awesome james advertises his sponsors?
My youtube app blocks all them
"Well this is the ugliest digital Superman face I've ever seen." *shows Henry Cavill in Justice League* "Second ugliest* I love it.
Cyborg in the sweatshirt appears
I explode
jamesmallone and the last scene was also a reference to Man of Steel hahaha
i honestly cannot notice the upper lip of henry cavill in justice leage
Christopher Reeve's CGI face in The Flash film: Hold my beer.
Ah yes, Superman's greatest power... Glitching through the environment.
Imbattable (Invincible in the English version) makes that power work
That was the power I was born with tbh. It's weird.
to be fair, he did kind of have this power in Lois and Clark the new adventures of superman.
Well flash can do that, so theoretically superman could
@@kimkillillasfuq8212 yeah but if superman did he would crate nukes
18:25 OMG the Man of Steel reference! Oh James, you're killing me!
Shame he had to remind us that garbage movie exists...
@@Spike-Prime even though it's the best live action version of superman to exist? Lmao
What about the "REIGN OF THE SUPERMEN" one? Pretty clever
@@Cattledecap4lifethat doesn't make it good, its just the "best" *live version* of superman
Don05 lol
Darkseid taken into police custody. Isn't that the equivalent of convincing Doomsday, a monster that absolutely hates all living beings and 'killed' Superman, to spare you because you gave him a puppy?
That's probably the most hilarious mental image I got in a while. Just imagine the inmates.
Inmate: *Looks at Darkseid* What are you in for?
Calypso: "I am Calypso, and I thank you for saving Twisted Metal."
Edit: I didn't expect so many likes. Thanks guys! ^^
I miss Twisted Metal so much
The big rigs guy returns!
That man of steel spoof was also great.
"Hey kids, are you ready for some action packed racing?! It's BIG RIGS"
I love how he throws zod into buildings and shit all over, likely killing hundreds of people, but as soon as zod tries to laserbeam some people he actually gives a shit about them for some reason
Biiig motherfcking riiigs!!!
*sees video notification*
Me: THEN THERES NO TIME TO WASTE
How original. Copycat.
@@GoopyGato yes. yes it is.
🤣😊
That man of steel reference at the end had my crying 😂
"Consequences will never be the same"
Yep, best TH-camr.
Wait, did AVGN manage to finish the Superman game before Protonjon?
he sure did
Well it only took him 11 years!
I'm still waiting for Jon to finish that.
@@shpladau at this point i kinda don't want him to finish it, the mystique of it being "the longest LP ever" is a little to good to let go
No, it took AVGN 11 years while Jon's LP has only been going for 9 years. Jon still has a chance to beat his time.
"consequences will never be the same"
Damn, James knows how to use OG memes.
ThoRCX YOU DUN GOOFD
I died
weird flex i thought
i have a hunch he didn't write that part. that seems like a weird pull for james.
10:57 Imagine if this is how Superman takes on Darkseid in Snyder Cut 2.
17:37 And this is the best part: you don't even get an happy ending after all of this.
"Well done, you managed to get your friends out of this nightmare..."
"...BUT IN THE REAL WORLD, Lex is STILL there."
The end
Stay tuned for Superman returns......returns!
I love that he's not even doing anything, he's just there.
When you're late for school
*Then there's no time to waste.* **Flies through rings**
lol
Where did you learn, to fly?
When there’s no time to waste:
“There’s no time to waste”
Fuck that noise. I'll walk through those rings OG style. The teacher will just have to wait!
Lmao 😃😃
it's funny
the other day i was rewatching the original episode.
3 Days Later
New From Cinemassercre: Superman 64 RETURNS!!!!
Exact same thing for me! Except I watched the original a week ago haha
@@eddieramos6664 lol
AVGN: “At least it’s not rings”
Sonic: “Did someone mention rings?” 🙂
SaveOurPlanet01 your too slow!!!
Your profile pic
After 11 years we get a "dlc" of this episode.
I'm feeling like I've been kicked in balls years ago and only now I've felt the pain
It's been THAT long? Holy Crap!
🤣
He gave you an upper decker, huh?
I hope your balls are ok.
11 years of Gameplay
Now Showing: The Death of Superman 64
Up Next: The Reign of Superman 64
Then there's no time to waist.
More on like Brightburn.
yup. according to an interview by Proton Jon, the game doesn’t even reflect 10% of the original design the devs had in mind. also, apparently “only the tutorial stages have rings” according to that same interview.
Myne33. I’m glad someone else watched those all the way through too.
goddamn they should've finished the game, shit is as bad as spawn the eternal.
11:56 hey Thanos was arrested by regular cops in marvel
Really?
@@toffitagufa8777 yes no joke
AVGN beat the game so that makes him
THE LORD OF THE RINGS
lol
My precious
And Superman should be Sauronman64
@JMFS well half the games he plays have shitty controls
@CSmiley Fassad, if you'd please
*blasts your house to smithereens with Thunder Tower*
Bravo on the ad at the beginning. I usually skip those things, but I really love that you made it entertaining
It even has a Hackers reference!
Hack the planet!
@@kevinr.3542 It also references the Jessi Slaughter debacle.
This has the best VPN ad I have ever seen on TH-cam
Edgy Beans those Jessi Slaughter references killed me lol
And big money salvias
Ikr
That Man of Steel parody gets me every time
Interestingly enough, I remember an episode of "The Adventures of Lois and Clark" where Superman did freeze Lois Lane so an enemy would think she was dead. It ended with a weird CPR scene.
That show was just cheesy enough to be good.
Every time I watch James' AVGN intro, I get super nostalgic
Nostalgia critic
-actually it's "Angry TV Game Nerd" now.
The intro is so old now, a song about taking you back to the past can take you back to the past
He's getting as old as the games he reviews where back when I started watching him.
hes gonna take you back to the past
Hey James, how did you get ExpressVPN on a Commodore 64?
8-Bit WaLuigi magic
@Ernesto Rodriguez I got it on a tiger wrist game
I got it on my Rzone
@@szwagier50 I got it on my Magnavox Oddsey
This guy said Rzone lol
10:33 best bit
This felt like an old AVGN episode, as if it were made 11 years ago (but with higher production value of course).
at one point I used to watch new avgn episodes on 240p trying to echo the "old" feeling
Exactly! The last episode (about the Pepsi-Man) also gave me that vibe. Love it!
@@mannemannekiini That's...weird
@@mannemannekiini my phone is practically always at 240p when I watch TH-cam
"The camera having a seizure" is actually the NG+ mode.
You know this game is shit when I don’t know if this is satire or not
@@imhereforthememes500 Unfortunately, it's not
Like how the screws suddenly are reversed when he's holding ( squishing) the game 😅
It's the magic of Nerdwood films
Superman’s real arch-enemy isn’t Zod, or Darkseid, or brainiac, but R I N G S.
"where did you learn... To fly?" Had me nearly in tears. This whole episode is gold!
You need to get out more
11 years ago...
...DAMN... I remember coming home from work and seeing the original as it came out...
Psy McDad 39
In 2100 AVGN will play ps3 games
@/dev/etresevo i am just kidding i love him
Or in 2050 he is going to review wii u games
@Christian Cerritos Then he will review Switch(TM) games in 3010.
He just played a ps4 one
@C l Avgn will never die!
New thumbnail is not flattering to James' hairline
9:06 "Then there's no time to waste!"
AVGN: "Heh... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
L
This scene is simply a masterpiece. I love it.
People must make a AVGN museum someday. With all his props and stuff. That'd be the shit man!
Do you mean the 30 ET cartridges?
I love you AVGN, I've been here since the beginning and will be here till the end.
I think he started before I was born. I believe he started in 2004 or 2005 and that means at the very least (assuming this was the end of 2005 and Ik it wasn’t late) I would’ve been 2 weeks away from being born. That being January 13 and obviously 2006. I wish I could’ve been old enough to see him start. And a lot of stuff from them like the old awesome bands.
@@tgbplays658 You're lucky if you ignore the Fortnite/Minecraft/whatever other crap young people are playing nowadays. I guess you can be a thirteen-year-old boomer. At least you have much more time than many of us to enjoy the golden age of gaming and other forms of entertainment. If I were you, I'd probably feel disappointed that I hadn't had the chance to enjoy arcades. And split-screen local multiplayer (since it's always online FPS now) as those were fantastic back when they were a thing. As for AVGN I wouldn't feel so bad about that, since you still have plenty of time to enjoy his full collection, or other classic videos.
@@tgbplays658 I was born in 1983 and just started watching his videos: wathever comes next, let's make it worth!
I just realized that the cartridge has shiny golden nails to reference Nuclear Man’s shiny golden nails
This was unexpected.
15:53 - Death/Return of Superman reference or meta commentary on the AVGN Copycat Phenomenon from years ago? YOU DECIDE!
I place the bet on reign of superman.
The man of steel ending just brought back all kinds of douche chills
Those games could have easily gotten out of the way of those lasers