Drake of the 99 Dragons (XBOX) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • No meditation can prepare the Nerd for his first review of a bad Xbox game, Drake of the 99 Dragons - a game featuring well-made "Saturday cartoon" artwork that was intended to be the basis for a comic book series and animated show, but was foiled by its glitches, poor gameplay, controls, cutscenes, voice acting and graphics. This is Angry Videogame Nerd episode 158
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  • @yourbigheadcousin5434
    @yourbigheadcousin5434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2871

    What sucks about this game, besides everything, is you can tell that someone had a grand vision for it and it simply wasn't executed.

    • @alexinmacriters
      @alexinmacriters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      That's the thing about most bad games, the idea is amazing, but the execution is terrible

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Grand vision?
      like taking a big pile of...............

    • @filminspector6775
      @filminspector6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      or maybe im confusing that with movies. ah whatever it still somewhat applies here

    • @icheeva1
      @icheeva1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      This game looks like it could have been great.. Shame..

    • @simonhassnilsson7009
      @simonhassnilsson7009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's always sad when that happens

  • @Limrasson
    @Limrasson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4914

    The truck goes backwards because it's from Big Rigs.

    • @nickp3949
      @nickp3949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Cameo appearance lol

    • @Goldberg1337
      @Goldberg1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MOTHAF*CKIN' RIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!

    • @Alfador42
      @Alfador42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      lulz I was just about to say that

    • @armae1497
      @armae1497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      No it can't be from big rigs because it's not going as fast as the speed of light and is bot passing through everything.

    • @AntonioBarbarian
      @AntonioBarbarian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Arma E It's cause they haven't fully reverse engineered that technology yet. So all it does is go backwards at normal speed.

  • @GamerFromJump
    @GamerFromJump 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2775

    4:50 - Nerd: “He throws himself out a window and DIES!”
    Game: “Obviously.”

  • @mgk2020
    @mgk2020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    This game looks like a pretty cool idea with terrible execution.

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Yeah. I mean even if the plot wasn't good, it could have been saved if the fighting and jumping around was actually fun.

    • @gastonbrando6276
      @gastonbrando6276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The good execution of the idea is 10.000 bullets you can play in a ps2

    • @GSVRemix
      @GSVRemix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The art style and asian setting reminds me of Mark of the Ninja, which is an amazing game, unlike this garbage.

    • @bradwhit28
      @bradwhit28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gastonbrando6276 77u7777777u77hekk0i1mb 3u

    • @gastonbrando6276
      @gastonbrando6276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bradwhit28 wtf jajjjajajajaa

  • @AmronFortis
    @AmronFortis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1723

    The truck going backwards was probably from Big Rigs.

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11561

    Fifteen years from now, he's going to be reviewing Battlefront II.

    • @bookshelffury
      @bookshelffury 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      which one?

    • @dahhunta7969
      @dahhunta7969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Post more ant killing videos.

    • @DattMann
      @DattMann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He should play Battlectont 2

    • @arielgomes7989
      @arielgomes7989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      You watch AVGN? LOL, I guess you can relate, being a gamer that's constantly pissed off

    • @bupcorn4136
      @bupcorn4136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wait how old is he even?

  • @jayjasespud
    @jayjasespud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    There's no cheat codes because those are usually for debugging and clearly they didn't do that XD

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I wonder if they did it for the PC and Steam versions?

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Toa Sully THIS GAME HAS A STEAM PORT??

    • @personplaceson4488
      @personplaceson4488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mskomeji How was it?

  • @Robyn_iz_Here
    @Robyn_iz_Here 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    It's weird to think that this game was a year old when the nerd was new and now the nerd considers it old enough to play on the avgn

    • @S-Fan2006
      @S-Fan2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That just makes what he said about waiting for the game to be old enough for him to review come out as interesting.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      because it is old enough. When he started the games were only about 10 years old unlike 99 Dragons,which was over 15 when this episode was released

    • @S-Fan2006
      @S-Fan2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gezi5927 not true when you look at when the original version aired.

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@S-Fan2006 Makes you wonder about future episodes. Sonic 06 was 11 when that review came out, so... Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric confirmed for the 2024 season finale, everyone?

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2382

    I got 99 Dragons, but Drake ain’t one.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3709

    That ending is true Classic AVGN magic. Thank you.

    • @ZebraSidina
      @ZebraSidina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Love then ending. Lol

    • @thingsiplay
      @thingsiplay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was about to posting too. Love it

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahaha it was so good

    • @TalesofCalandria
      @TalesofCalandria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I want a 190 min Movie out of it. Michael Bay would do it, i swear! =D

    • @DariusFrench6273
      @DariusFrench6273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It does raise the question though: would he review “Enter The Matrix”?

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    AVGN didn’t even mention the awful ending.
    So, Drake revived his master with his soul and he said: “so, I guess this is over”
    But one of the spirits respond with “hardly, it has just begun”
    As if this game wasn’t cliched enough already...

    • @coachrenaldo
      @coachrenaldo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      GalleryOFSuicide agreed. I see it as a sign of amateur writing. There are better ways to ending a story with the intention of a sequel in mind then the one this game went with.

    • @capmar-vell92returns20
      @capmar-vell92returns20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tang is still at large at the end of the game. They obviously wanted to make a sequel.

    • @christianlorre
      @christianlorre ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@capmar-vell92returns20 well he said at the start they were clearly hoping to turn it into a franchise.

    • @snarkfromhl
      @snarkfromhl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun fact: The game never had a sequel and it will never have one.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@snarkfromhlhow is that fun?

  • @Moneyaddthenmultiply
    @Moneyaddthenmultiply 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    INTRUDERS IN THE PENTHOUSE OF THE 99 DRAGONS CLAN??? YOU MUST BE OUT OF THIS WORLD TO GET PAST OUR GUARDS

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      The developers of this game were probably out of this world.

    • @AWSOMEPOSSUM16
      @AWSOMEPOSSUM16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      completely natural and human dialogue, written by humans and not automatons

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Aided by some natural substances

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I want the demons from Doom tear Drake apart

    • @AhmedGamil98
      @AhmedGamil98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You must be out of this world to PLAY THIS FUCKIN' GAME!

  • @nickmanzo8459
    @nickmanzo8459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The truck going backwards in the middle of the street was someone playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. You didn’t realize that, but eventually, when going in reverse so incredibly fast in Big Rigs, you actually teleport through other shitty games. This one is the only one that’s so bad, you actually find the truck moving, as it constipates the truck just enough, with all its excess shitiness, that it slows it down just enough to be visible.

    • @FureonNectarmoon
      @FureonNectarmoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is the kind of Game Theories™ that I would like to see on TH-cam.

    • @Nosleep5937
      @Nosleep5937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big rigs did come out the same year so maybe lol

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My god, that game is so bad and glitchy that it made OTHER games bad and glitchy.

    • @Mansini77
      @Mansini77 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, trucks!

    • @juggalouniversity8386
      @juggalouniversity8386 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL GOOD CALL!!!!

  • @TimppaFin93
    @TimppaFin93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    6:00 Leftover truck from Big Rigs?

    • @Keurgui1
      @Keurgui1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TimppaFin93 FUCKING MINDMELD

    • @edwardecl
      @edwardecl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it goes faster in reverse

    • @delusionalducky4826
      @delusionalducky4826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If it is that'll explain why it's going backwards it's faster lmao

    • @MoldyWest
      @MoldyWest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's the only logical explanation

    • @Dekacho
      @Dekacho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That´s what we all AVGN fans though after watching this.

  • @Spined1234
    @Spined1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    Also the name Drake means Dragon. So basically the title of the game is "Dragon of the 99 Dragons"

    • @gyorgylorand2617
      @gyorgylorand2617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      This is like the movie Manos The Hands Of Fate. Manos stands for Hands, so it might even be called Hands The Hands Of Fate.

    • @kuzrahfan2004
      @kuzrahfan2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Dragon of the 99 drakes

    • @bayareacertified
      @bayareacertified 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @_YaBoyYeetTuho_ this was drake before there was even drake.

    • @denismihokovic2521
      @denismihokovic2521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      100 drakes

    • @49Acehole
      @49Acehole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Random but my names Drake and it means “keeper of the dragons”

  • @moreadawm4051
    @moreadawm4051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    *WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE EDGELORD! WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE EDGELORD! WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE EDGELORD!*

    • @negiushegratte982
      @negiushegratte982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      How did this comment not break the like button and the internet?

    • @egregiousarts6080
      @egregiousarts6080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Godzilla is attacking the generator!
      He's a man, not a god!

    • @radioguy1667
      @radioguy1667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      123 likes, keep it that way

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is genuinely one of the best comments I've ever seen.

    • @jasonjuneau
      @jasonjuneau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wacky waving inflatable arm flaying edgelord.

  • @spadeface38
    @spadeface38 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    He's playing Xbox games. Won't be long now till he's actually reviewing Boogie on the Wii.

    • @nickzilla20
      @nickzilla20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he briefly showed that game in one his Christmas videos.

    • @spadeface38
      @spadeface38 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@nickzilla20 yeah, he went forward in time and his future self was reviewing it. That's what I'm talking about.

    • @mrblonde609
      @mrblonde609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IT'S TIME TO BOOOGIE!!!!

    • @qoyote
      @qoyote 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love how in that video, even he thought he'd be played out by then. It's amazing how long he's been doing this.

    • @nickzilla20
      @nickzilla20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But I know what you mean. A more in depth review.

  • @brianm2881
    @brianm2881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    The Xbox's release is as long ago, now, as the NES's heyday was when AVGN started making episodes.
    That can't be right, can it?

    • @kinghadbar
      @kinghadbar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The time between the movie xXx and xXx: The Return of Xander Cage is almost the same as Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace.
      Now where’s my prune juice?

    • @dickhead9214
      @dickhead9214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No, he started in 2004. NES came out in 1985 and would've been 19 years old. The Xbox came out in 2001 and is now 17 years old.

    • @chrise5011
      @chrise5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Closer to SNES but he did N64 and PS1 games which were only 1 gen earlier than Xbox.

    • @CorkScrewDood
      @CorkScrewDood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pretty soon he will review Far Cry on the Wii again.

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's right, but it now means I'm old. That shit came out when I was 10.

  • @That1BlackGuy
    @That1BlackGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "Why is this truck going backwards in the middle of the road" oh AVGN did Big Rigs not teach you anything lol, backwards=faster!

    • @janelgreen8838
      @janelgreen8838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soo true

    • @danilomazur9424
      @danilomazur9424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man I lol so hard to your comment, I remember Big Rigs shitfest 🤣

    • @TYLRMN8R
      @TYLRMN8R 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean ocarina of time has the same effect... running backwards is faster

    • @TYLRMN8R
      @TYLRMN8R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ocarina of time has the same concept... run backwards and you go faster

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember Big Rigs going almost to light speed though, so how damn slow does this truck go forward if backwards is barely keeping up with traffic?!

  • @LTJfan
    @LTJfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    I would like to see AVGN play Ride to Hell: Retribution

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe in several years' time

    • @joebob9644
      @joebob9644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@magicrainbowkitties1023 He could do it now. From what I remember it came out in 2011, 9 years ago. That's how old superman 64 was in 2008. I hate the people who say that some games he reviews are too new for the show. Superman 64 was the newest game compared to the time reviewed it. (It might also be the crow on the saturn)

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man i would love to see that : D

    • @maxkliegl2001
      @maxkliegl2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@joebob9644 Ride To Hell came out in 2013 dude.

    • @enoughmirror4949
      @enoughmirror4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Max Kliegl ride to hell is 7 years old

  • @keyner158
    @keyner158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    You're a beast, even with a broken game and without cheats you own the patience to make it to the end, you're the master I would avenge

    • @SuperCartoonist
      @SuperCartoonist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Keyner Ovares
      I don't even think he plays these games when making an episode. He has other people to help.

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      lol no he doesnt have u seen the makin of AVGN episode,u fucking donut

    • @precoius
      @precoius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Parental Guardian Damn. Next time I get angry with someone, I’m gonna call them a fucking donut.

    • @Gutsyredcoat
      @Gutsyredcoat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he plays them, use research before opinion next time

    • @MrVarhansen
      @MrVarhansen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@precoius nah man that's cruel, show some mercy

  • @bolbox7040
    @bolbox7040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Only 2 more years until avgn is reviewing raid 2020!

    • @viemarirunoa
      @viemarirunoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Comment aged like fine wine indeed lol

  • @MattRoszak
    @MattRoszak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    I always watch new episodes of AVGN in 240p.
    They don't look right in HD.

    • @warfu_
      @warfu_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'm doing that from now on

    • @Amy-Nicole
      @Amy-Nicole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @NSixtyFour
      @NSixtyFour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my man

    • @Brisingr_Phoenix
      @Brisingr_Phoenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wow, thank you so much for this advice, I don't think I'll be able to go back to watching avgn in even 720p again

    • @bruhbuh32000
      @bruhbuh32000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Jared Genesis Good Grief... You're so anoying, le me tell ya.

  • @TheGameBroswithSirhcandAr0n
    @TheGameBroswithSirhcandAr0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Best moments in Nerd vids are normally when he inserts himself into the game or acts out game logic, but the ending of this one is so amazing I can't look past it, how is game disc wearing trenchcoat wiggling rubber hose arms firing pistols not a gif used constantly?

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thanks for the idea. Once I learn how to gif, i'll do just that.

  • @MelissiaBlackheart
    @MelissiaBlackheart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I love the fact that you used the original MASSIVE controller for this. Always glad to see you put in the extra effort for true nostalgia.

  • @ray.gene.bowner
    @ray.gene.bowner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "He's gonna take you back to the past"
    That feel when early to mid 2000s is now considered old times.. ;_;

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      it's almost two decades past the 00's Let that sink in.

    • @garfieif8187
      @garfieif8187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This game is older now than Super Mario World was when Drake of the 99 Dragons was new.
      Let that sink in.

    • @BattlestarMan13
      @BattlestarMan13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damnit I’m getting old.

    • @MrMortull
      @MrMortull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Welcome to your 30s, my friend.

    • @mr649001
      @mr649001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He started making reviews in 2004. He's almost going to be reviewing contemporary games from when he started. The nerd is immortal.

  • @Talon3000
    @Talon3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    This looks like one of the hundreds of half-assed indie projects that tried to get through Steam Greenlight

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually, it got ported to Steam.

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steam greenlight, or steam direct?

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that not fair. This game has WAAAYYY more effort put into it then 95% steam shovelware games

    • @matteodelapaz1698
      @matteodelapaz1698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      except it looks and plays better than those steam asset flips

  • @logantheasphalt8gamerspcwa428
    @logantheasphalt8gamerspcwa428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "Oh, and the lips barely move, so I can't tell if their talking or some kind of inner monologue." That line always kills me, especially with the bad lip syncing from AVGN while he says it

    • @l0nkzolda202
      @l0nkzolda202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best part the video

    • @connor_bell
      @connor_bell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2:58

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drake Of The 99 Dragons is so broken it was probably programmed by the Glitch Gremlin.

  • @ajscrewu
    @ajscrewu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I remember Avgn had a Christmas carol episode where in the future he reviewed wii games with a long beard. We’re getting closer to it and all getting older..John!

    • @legorulez49
      @legorulez49 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Eventually when he's doing Wii games then we'll get to see an _Imagine: Party Babyz_ episode

    • @russelldunningham971
      @russelldunningham971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont say that he still young many more nes/snes/n64 games yet

    • @jajison
      @jajison 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Wii is a treasure trove of bad games. I can't wait until that starts happening.

    • @Xetelian
      @Xetelian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John?

    • @bronzewand
      @bronzewand 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're getting old John.. You're getting old - Bennett

  • @XeviousD
    @XeviousD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    6:02
    The current driver of that truck, is under the “Big Rigs” syndrome!
    Look on the bright side, at least He/She/It is reverse driving under 1,000 MPH.

    • @Salty_dog132
      @Salty_dog132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Came to make this comment.

  • @Rahnonymous
    @Rahnonymous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I had to keep convincing myself constantly that I wasn't watching you review an N64 game.

    • @v3ck1n
      @v3ck1n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like one lmao

  • @equalopportunityoffender1816
    @equalopportunityoffender1816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    12:58 leaked footage of the fourth Matrix movie

    • @jacobday3129
      @jacobday3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underated comment.

  • @napstab100k
    @napstab100k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I love that after jake dies his arms still go in random directions

  • @masterclif
    @masterclif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    More budget went into the ending of this video than the game.

  • @giygas7392
    @giygas7392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The truck going in reverse must be one of the Big Rigs. I guess that’s what happens when you finally make it across the void of nothingness. Makes sense; I guess that giant, glitchy plane is just a transitional space from one shitty game to another.

    • @Pundit07
      @Pundit07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This should be the top most comment. That was pretty damn clever, dude.

    • @juggalouniversity8386
      @juggalouniversity8386 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude I thought you were DEAD! Welcome back

    • @giygas7392
      @giygas7392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pundit07 Thanks man! I noticed some other people making the same kind of joke but I wanted to add a little something to it.

    • @giygas7392
      @giygas7392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Juggalo University Hey, uh, you got any heroin or something?

    • @juggalouniversity8386
      @juggalouniversity8386 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GG Allin 2 words = drug bridge

  • @arthurcasillas7143
    @arthurcasillas7143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "I almost cried trying to beat this elevator level and I'm not afraid to admit that" hahaha I know how that feels

    • @marakarthegreat
      @marakarthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thats how i felt trying to beat Alundra

    • @Robert96902
      @Robert96902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hollow knight drove me to that point

    • @notserp1836
      @notserp1836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8:51

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how I felt trying to beat 'Learning to Fly' in GTA SA.

  • @LTArts
    @LTArts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    10 years from now, he could do Ride to Hell: retribution

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No game has earned its title like Ride to Hell has. Retribution of my FISTS in the developers' faces!

    • @blastburnx1367
      @blastburnx1367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No he’s should do that one now I mean he did Sonic 06 so it’s game on for 360 games

    • @RealEnerjak
      @RealEnerjak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ZP already reviewed that abomination.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he could actually do it right now

    • @awetistic5295
      @awetistic5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm counting the days.

  • @supahtyp
    @supahtyp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Just playing the game must be the hardest work for making those videos.

    • @adamgardner28
      @adamgardner28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He could have MF Mike play some...

  • @spqninjapl
    @spqninjapl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Watching New AVGN is like spending good time with old friend. Priceless.

    • @playapapapa23
      @playapapapa23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      spqninjapl beautifully put my friend.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's so weird how that works isn't it?

    • @Baby_boodle
      @Baby_boodle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great way of putting it!

    • @WoWzerGamer
      @WoWzerGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bingo.😎👍

  • @lambda494
    @lambda494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    7:01 Even in death, Drake manages to flail his gun upward.

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Feels like he’s trying to do a middle finger but his fingers are paralyzed

  • @TheAngryHippie
    @TheAngryHippie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Bad people die and go into YOU !

    • @SonicRamon5682
      @SonicRamon5682 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "It's not like you're in Hell! YOU'VE BECOME HELL!"

    • @reversalmushroom
      @reversalmushroom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In Soviet Russia, the Holocaust denies _you!_
      In Soviet Russia, your butt takes it up _you!_
      In Soviet Russia, WTC does _you!_

    • @dracofnwraco
      @dracofnwraco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i remember u

    • @redrasegarden
      @redrasegarden 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *shutter* that’s a disturbing thought

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We've reached full Yakov Smirnoff here lol

  • @RideMyLighting
    @RideMyLighting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Can’t wait for 2040, the Nerd is gonna be reviewing PS4 games.

    • @YomamaAhippo
      @YomamaAhippo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shaq fu

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shaq Fu is a 1994 SNES game.

    • @Kyh_on
      @Kyh_on 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MorinehtarTheBlue and also a ps4 game lol

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he meant a Legend Reborn then he should have said so. I wouldn't except any review of it that didn't ask why they decided to make it.

    • @toast8851
      @toast8851 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RideMyLighting I want him to review The amazing spider man 2 movie game and Transformers rise of the dark spark

  • @oneofone210
    @oneofone210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    The truck going backwards was clearly from Big Rigs.

    • @OMA2k
      @OMA2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL. Good one! :)

    • @jdb2002
      @jdb2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be going at supersonic speeds if it was.

    • @jnoirj3124
      @jnoirj3124 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Perry lee I know right. Big Muthafuckin Rigs! Every race You're Winner!

    • @TauGeneration
      @TauGeneration 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jdb2002 correction , it would go at above light speed

    • @JJOOKER
      @JJOOKER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it was big rigs its would be impossible to see the truck...

  • @kirbyplier
    @kirbyplier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    7:44 best dance move ever.

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's my favorite part of this video episode

  • @mayuyumiwazaki8769
    @mayuyumiwazaki8769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    That truck is from big rigs

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Biiiiiiiiig moTHer FUCKin Riiiiiigs!!!!!

    • @NeviTheLettyFan
      @NeviTheLettyFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong, Big Rigs trucks don't even move

  • @ZS05
    @ZS05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "It's not like you're in hell, YOU BECOME HELL! Bad people die and they go into you!"
    I can't even imagine what that would be like lol.

    • @thirdplanet4471
      @thirdplanet4471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don05 Your thumbnail tho. Is that Korra's cousin by any chance?

    • @ZS05
      @ZS05 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thirdplanet4471 Yep!

  • @drakejohnson5545
    @drakejohnson5545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I watched your videos as a kid, but eventually I just kind of forgot about this. A few days ago, however, I saw an old AVGN video in my recommended list, and I've been watching since. I don't know why exactly I stopped watching, I love the videos. Keep up the great work.

    • @Gam3B0y23r0
      @Gam3B0y23r0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      same happened to me )) and few months back I watched an epoisode and then I wathed every season!
      I also don't get why I stopped?!

    • @darthbane4980
      @darthbane4980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome back

    • @DARKALUCARD12
      @DARKALUCARD12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You two probably stoped when avgn episodes started to be released less often.

    • @drakejohnson5545
      @drakejohnson5545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DARKALUCARD12 That could be it. For the longest time I thought he had stopped.

    • @JasonLuthor
      @JasonLuthor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was that when he was filming the AVGN movie?

  • @zayderex2393
    @zayderex2393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    3:23 Morpheus: “I have seen men empty entire clips of ammo and hit nothing but air.”

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    12:41 Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube gunman, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube gunman, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube gunman!

  • @fghdkjlfkghfc
    @fghdkjlfkghfc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    4:49 - AVGN: "And then drake- ....hops out the window, and dies!"
    Game: "Obviously."
    Did..... did you time that?

  • @Evanspar
    @Evanspar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    When avgn came out, xbox was still new

    • @benthebenifulben4003
      @benthebenifulben4003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oof

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Evan S. Dat longevity, good for him

    • @lapinnhd2306
      @lapinnhd2306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, you say new. It was 3-4 years old at the time.

    • @V1VISECT6
      @V1VISECT6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lapinnhd2306 Still a year and a half before the 360 came out.

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nostalgiaception

  • @haydenkline7836
    @haydenkline7836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The ending of this video is probably my favorite ending to a Nerd video ever.

    • @olplainface1299
      @olplainface1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was looking for comments like this to agree with, I have watched the ending at least 20 times now.

  • @Swaglordfawful
    @Swaglordfawful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    The truck was going backwards because someone was playing big rigs and appeared in the game. Edit: wow 1K likes! Thanks, that’s the most likes I’ve ever gotten!!

    • @BrentAnimateYT
      @BrentAnimateYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Love the username!!

    • @Swaglordfawful
      @Swaglordfawful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BrentDoesGames thank you so much! Fawful is like my favorite Mario character.

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lord Fawful?
      But where’s Fawful’s Minion?

    • @Syrup1994
      @Syrup1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment made my fucking day LOL

    • @Jimmeeehhh
      @Jimmeeehhh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aw, man. I made a comment like this, only to find I'm 3 days late. I had to get rid of it.

  • @celestialstar5563
    @celestialstar5563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    Father by day Angry Video Game reviewer by night !

    • @slade2040
      @slade2040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      best double life ever! XD

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hyper Star Tru dat

    • @stonecold8365
      @stonecold8365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hyper Star he’s practically a super hero

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FUCK YEAH

    • @senk0san
      @senk0san 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True that lol 😝

  • @Erik-sp6fq
    @Erik-sp6fq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I think someone looked at Max Payne and thought it wasn't edgy enough

    • @videogamesworld01
      @videogamesworld01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the difference is the edginess of max payne is not there just to look cool and actually works in favor of the story and charachter

    • @waruru9219
      @waruru9219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice pfp

  • @luciuscalingin6792
    @luciuscalingin6792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The animation makes mass effect andromeda look like pixar

  • @jmcordadetente
    @jmcordadetente 6 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    you become hell!
    Bad people die, and they come in you!!!!!!

    • @cooterswift916
      @cooterswift916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Barz!! 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Darnactheduck
      @Darnactheduck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jean-Marie CORDA ? Dans une vidéo de l'AVGN ?

    • @jmcordadetente
      @jmcordadetente 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Darnactheduck je suis fan hard core de james rolf

    • @rectumcoquin5904
      @rectumcoquin5904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wooo wowo quelle heureuse surprise JMC on the place.

    • @ChiruKobra
      @ChiruKobra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Was that an euphemism?
      I'm gonna go ahead and say it is!"

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Oh God, this game was so ridiculous...

    • @chrishall3847
      @chrishall3847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      being featured in an avgn episode is the best thing it ever accomplished xD or only thing for that matter

    • @עידושני-י6ס
      @עידושני-י6ס 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But Proto, there are More ridicules games out there

    • @damondodson9414
      @damondodson9414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This game needs a reboot and be made better.

    • @iplaygames5997
      @iplaygames5997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why are you everywhere jeez

    • @damondodson9414
      @damondodson9414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iplaygames5997 who me or him?

  • @HDDVD-ROM
    @HDDVD-ROM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    This video was already comedy gold, but that ending was the unexpected cherry on top.

    • @playapapapa23
      @playapapapa23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aaron Ramirez exactly!

  • @VampireFan-rf5kb
    @VampireFan-rf5kb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "99 Dragons, made out of 99 precent Bullshit!"
    - Angry Video Game Nerd

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    I remember getting this because I thought it was a Dragon game on the Xbox. It was awful.

    • @InuYugiHakusho
      @InuYugiHakusho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hence why the Nerd gave his two cents on it here.

    • @thm2000
      @thm2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@InuYugiHakusho no shit

    • @quentinparhiala901
      @quentinparhiala901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree with you it was terrible Bryce Mckenzie

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm glad I never got this....

    • @gallibon1319
      @gallibon1319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn.

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Man I haven’t seen a Duke controller in years. I played so many games with that thing

    • @CriticalNobody
      @CriticalNobody 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Web Head When I have my equipment back

    • @wonderinghost2355
      @wonderinghost2355 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They brought it back for Xbox 1

    • @Alakazzam09
      @Alakazzam09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have a PC version too, Nostalgia Nerd reviewed it. It ain't cheap but it's the most comfortable controller ever for big meat mitt dudes like me.

    • @poorinspirit1982
      @poorinspirit1982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dook controller

    • @Bobman-ml5qf
      @Bobman-ml5qf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hyperkin made a a Duke Controller for the X1

  • @coolkidontheblock1342
    @coolkidontheblock1342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This game's graphics look like they were caught in a twilight zone between PS1 and PS2 graphics...

    • @PutlerHuyIo
      @PutlerHuyIo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      also weirdly reminds me of Fortnite art style for some reason...

    • @dusk1234567890
      @dusk1234567890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s called the Dreamcast.

    • @jnoirj3124
      @jnoirj3124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +coolkidontheblock More like between the N64 to Gamecube.

    • @XJX2011
      @XJX2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      compare it to Spider-Man 2 & GTA San Andreas graphics and it's not that bad

    • @GrumpyCat97
      @GrumpyCat97 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      or sega dreamcast

  • @slavko5666
    @slavko5666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    AVGN claims that he has been waiting for the game to be old enough but the game isn't even 18, I think the nerd has to sit down and have a talk with Chris Hansen.

  • @danick00
    @danick00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    6:00 maybe it's a Big rigs truck

    • @alixvapp
      @alixvapp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh damn !

    • @TimmyTickle
      @TimmyTickle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MOTHERFUCKING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!

  • @ruggedlemmings9163
    @ruggedlemmings9163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "But it was so shitty it faded into obscurity." *while showing a picture of the Hanson brothers*
    God damnit James, this is why I've been a fan for years and keep coming back for more. The master. The original. The best. Accept no substitutes. :^)

    • @kevgret
      @kevgret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      um...hanson has not faded from obscurity. Do your homework instead of grabbing what you think is low hanging fruit.

    • @JD-hb4hw
      @JD-hb4hw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Can confirm they are obscure never heard of them

    • @acidroofproductions9378
      @acidroofproductions9378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hanson bros still put out really good music.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      totally forgot about them

    • @crimsontide1980
      @crimsontide1980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@acidroofproductions9378 You've GOT to be fuckin kidding !!!

  • @drewerty77
    @drewerty77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Thanks James Rolfe for making my day much much brighter.

  • @MC-wy2pf
    @MC-wy2pf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    10 years from now he'll review SonicBoom rise of lyric

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's gonna be in his 50s by then, I believe. I will be seriously impressed if he's still doing this.

  • @tomasbarber4139
    @tomasbarber4139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Nerd, you might not see this, but other people might. You absolutely NEED to try Chakan: The Forever Man for the sega genesis. The pinnacle of hard and cryptic gameplay on that console. LIKE IF YOU WANT THE NERD TO REVIEW CHAKAN!!!

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I second that. I've hardly ever played Chakan, yet I agree.
      And Earnest Evans. Earnest Evans may be the worst Genesis game ever.

    • @tomasbarber4139
      @tomasbarber4139 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Burn_Angel Oh yeah. Earnest Evans definitely earned its bad reputation. Although it has a pretty kick ass soundtrack. The only thing that it's worth the torment of playing it

    • @tomasbarber4139
      @tomasbarber4139 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Burn_Angel Thanks for the support, my man. :)

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tomas Barber Can't argue with that. It has an awesome soundtrack, at par with its prequel, El Viento's, if not even better. And the Sega CD version is even better in that regard.

    • @KyoMao
      @KyoMao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I fucking loved that game

  • @Eevivivi
    @Eevivivi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    this game probably could have been cool if they'd finished making it before they released it.

    • @bathoryaria4127
      @bathoryaria4127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed. I like the Bruce Timm-esque character design, and I imagine the game *would* have played something like Tenchu 3, but it's obviously just an incomplete mess :/

    • @dantereyes4304
      @dantereyes4304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The developers went on lunch break only to come back to find out the studio heads released it when they came back

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nah, it's the pretentious wannabe cool 90s style. It would've aged incredibly poorly. Hell, no one gives a shit about Matrix or Blade anymore and this is right up that alley

    • @edvance1030
      @edvance1030 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Arel Any game that's at least 10 years old qualifies to be reviewed and Drake of The 99 Dragons is from 2003, not 2013.

  • @atomicdancer
    @atomicdancer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    If you having game problems, I feel bad for you, son.
    I got 99 games, but 'Drake of the 99 Dragons' ain't one.

    • @FalloutJack
      @FalloutJack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, this ain't some guy from Harlem!

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HIT ME!

    • @jonathanjimmyshearman2500
      @jonathanjimmyshearman2500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This game is a piece of rancid wheel cheese left in a dungeon to rot and get diseased worse than the molecule in Super Final Doom in my Doom projects!

    • @antonfredricson9205
      @antonfredricson9205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only 99 games

    • @MajorReckerFailure
      @MajorReckerFailure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welp

  • @celtictheknight
    @celtictheknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    12:51 Become one with the undying dragon, Nerd. Then the power will be yours!

  • @paulatrox_577
    @paulatrox_577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I feel so old . He's already reviewing x box games

    • @AgsmaJustAgsma
      @AgsmaJustAgsma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Nerd had reviewed some Xbox games in the past. Heck, he already reviewed a 360 game.

    • @notthatdigusted7468
      @notthatdigusted7468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like the xbox is still somewhat new when I think of old systems I think of the Intellivision, Atari 2600, Nes, Turbo Graphx 16 etc.

    • @Alex-eu6rw
      @Alex-eu6rw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Necramonium considering the Nerd started reviewing games in 04 and he did SNES games that would have been 14 years old and younger at the time, this game is 15 years old so it actually does fit with his motif. Like it or not, Xbox, Gamecube, Playstation 1 & 2 are now old enough to be considered retro(Also the fact that these are 3-4 generations behind.).

    • @peepeepoopoo6787
      @peepeepoopoo6787 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      pat the man 26 he has in the past too

    • @wishbone346
      @wishbone346 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I came to the comments to say this... I hate being old. 😥

  • @zfrometa8316
    @zfrometa8316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Intruders in the Penthouse Of the 99 Dragons Clan?! YOU MUST BE OUT OF THIS WORLD TO GET PAST OUR GARUDS

    • @tombrady7039
      @tombrady7039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haru Okumra bonkers

    • @orucdim1433
      @orucdim1433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GARUDS

    • @mrkhizo2451
      @mrkhizo2451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GET THE GARUUUUUDS

    • @drownsinkoolaid4203
      @drownsinkoolaid4203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'd like to think people in that world speak in typos...

  • @flipdiesel9652
    @flipdiesel9652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    i love the matrix reference especially after James' last video where he talks about how there were too many Matrix references in comedies. Well done sir

  • @gluserty
    @gluserty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    A later game of this style that I think is actually good is "WET". I feel this game had potential, but it just wasn't refined, even a little bit.

  • @xjamesxreedx
    @xjamesxreedx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "Demon semen and Reese's feces"
    That's why we love the nerd!

    • @Whocareslol
      @Whocareslol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guess there's a reason I never quite enjoyed this content and now I understand why

    • @Gooboobananas
      @Gooboobananas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Whocareslol begone

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Drake of the 99 Dragons is the ugly cousin of Max Payne no one talks about

    • @TheFEARSlayer01
      @TheFEARSlayer01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL, that's giving it to much credit, Max Payne is awesome and this shouldn't ever be mentioned in the same sentence as Max Payne lmao, still funny joke regardless

    • @Alduinything
      @Alduinything 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i own all 3 max payne games and they are way better than this jizz basket cartoony knockoff

    • @seriousspikesam7770
      @seriousspikesam7770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All three Max Payne games are masterpieces... we don't talk about the movie though.

    • @Nosleep5937
      @Nosleep5937 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seriousspikesam7770 lol

    • @todesziege
      @todesziege 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Looks more like a more shit version of Bloodrayne, which was also published by Majesco.

  • @NIXSI
    @NIXSI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Yes finally a new episode of my favorite series ever made

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and it's a game I've been wanting to see him talk about forever now and it's on my birthday too

    • @alkestos
      @alkestos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The ending killed me. James is genius.

    • @limes2897
      @limes2897 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes m8

    • @ColeslawVariant
      @ColeslawVariant 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      In case you didn't know you can watch them early with Amazon Prime.

  • @DougWIngate
    @DougWIngate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    These guys were working on this game at the same time as Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi, which was actually a really good game. Guess they focused all their effort on Nosferatu while betting their company on Drake

  • @22MewDragon
    @22MewDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    games from 2003 are now eligible for AVGN? Hell yeah! Review Tomb Raider The Angel of Darkness!

    • @tacticalchunder1207
      @tacticalchunder1207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      22MewDragon except that’s a good game.

    • @Tubewings
      @Tubewings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's one of the games he'll be covering in the upcoming "Tomb Raider" review.

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about Carmen Sandiego The Secret of the Stolen Drums?

    • @DDUBS7ify
      @DDUBS7ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He goes into newer games some times. You should check out Sonic for XBOX 360 review. Another pile of godforsaken crap!

    • @arixonanoir462
      @arixonanoir462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tactical Chunder wasn’t earthbound a good game?

  • @RayLegend06
    @RayLegend06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Someone please make a gif of James on the dance floor. Those moves are fly.

    • @jenniferpruitt6534
      @jenniferpruitt6534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There's already one of him wearing a beer helmet going crazy from the Atari Sports episode.... AVGN needs to be an animated show for Adult Swim or HBO.

  • @luxorshark4343
    @luxorshark4343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Next time for another shitty Xbox game.....Kabuki Warriors....
    The game that nearly ended Microsofts gaming dreams.....

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously?

    • @luiscanamarvega
      @luiscanamarvega 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man I remember the early days of the Xbox. It was practically the laughingstock of the gaming industry.

    • @foodank_atr817
      @foodank_atr817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bloodwake

    • @luxorshark4343
      @luxorshark4343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sester Man, definitely serious the game nearly killed it for Microsoft, the gameplay, the fighting, and the controls were just awful it has to be seen to believed.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luis Canamar - MediaBros
      Yup, I remember those days, if it wasn't for Halo being an X-Box exclusive ... *remembers how Microsoft treated Halo and Bungie* ... fuck, now I'm suddenly depressed for some reason...

  • @calvinmobley9628
    @calvinmobley9628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Makes me feel old now that I've been watching james since the beginning, and now he's reviewing games from my childhood instead of his own.

  • @SophisticatedGoat222
    @SophisticatedGoat222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "When bad people die, they go into you."
    That's gotta be one of my favourite AVGN quotes yet.

  • @Kitty.3782
    @Kitty.3782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    4:52 “And Dies”!
    Game: Obviously 🙄

  • @butth0le_inspector
    @butth0le_inspector 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I love how he just throws the guns away instead of reloading it

    • @michaelboydston313
      @michaelboydston313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      WOW...Reaper (overwatch) ripped this game off

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      So Reaper is just Drake with an edgier outfit and decent controls?

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elyseon Pretty much

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's because "it looks _kewl_ ".

    • @someguy3263
      @someguy3263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tediore

  • @varikvalefor
    @varikvalefor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That style actually looks kind of sick. The fact that the game sucks is a bit of a shame.

    • @mr.pendleton7121
      @mr.pendleton7121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Varik Valefor Sort of looks like Bruce Timm’s art style. Guess they wanted to make their own super hero game inspired by BTAS and Batman Beyond

  • @GameKeeper28
    @GameKeeper28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Starring Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman as Drake.

    • @simonnyman9031
      @simonnyman9031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good ol' Family Guy references! ;)

    • @deadfr0g
      @deadfr0g 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That guy is so cool, he makes me want to buy a used car.

  • @Nic5Cyprus
    @Nic5Cyprus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Once AVGN uploads I quit whatever I am currently doing to watch the video

    • @edvance1030
      @edvance1030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same.

    • @carllipsey1497
      @carllipsey1497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trrrrrue L.

    • @spiff2268
      @spiff2268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even if you’re whackin’ it?
      Wait, what am I saying? That’s the perfect reason to keep on whackin’ it.

  • @bizzles44
    @bizzles44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I hate when people criticize by saying AVGN only does the same shit over and over, I strongly disagree but, even if that were the case.... He’s GREAT at it! Why fix it if it ain’t broken? Great stuff as usual James! I hope you never change man!

    • @Sabu8000
      @Sabu8000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agree 100%

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny because i see people complain when he does something different lol. Ive seen people complain over how avgn just isnt the same anymore and that crap.

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like AVGN just wish Mike matai didn't write some of the jokes.

    • @Sauceyjames
      @Sauceyjames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He didn't fuck it up like Nostalgia Critic :)

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That ending...
    If I was a hudge from the Oscars, I will give them to this.

  • @narata1541
    @narata1541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Only positive is the facial animations and dialogue is a bit better than in Mass Effect Andromeda.

    • @ColeVecsion
      @ColeVecsion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah but the andromada facial animation bar is so low that even atari games have better facial animations

    • @TheDemocrab
      @TheDemocrab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The way the characters moved was also way more realistic.

    • @KetwunsGamingPad
      @KetwunsGamingPad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They fixed in a big update

    • @JimRaynor2001
      @JimRaynor2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who cares, the dialogues and story are still shit.

    • @sweet_sukeban4022
      @sweet_sukeban4022 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      programmed better too

  • @zeoxdragon
    @zeoxdragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    Woah, the nerd playing 3D games? You should totally play Pepsiman then! and the E.T. game for PS1!

    • @LaranJOOJ
      @LaranJOOJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Pepsiman is actually kinda cool...

    • @sama34
      @sama34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He already played those

    • @Nyah420
      @Nyah420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      You can't be insinuating Pepsiman is anything less of a video gaming gem!

    • @natekong3596
      @natekong3596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      What? Pepsiman is awesome.

    • @sama34
      @sama34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nyah Senai all I said he already played them that's all

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Pretty funny how Xbox has finally become retro

    • @paulmoore5392
      @paulmoore5392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh yeah. PS2, XBOX and GameCube are all considered retro consoles. In fact, the PS3, Wii and 360 are pretty close to being considered retro considering the PS3 and Wii came out 12 years ago and the 360 came out 13 years ago

    • @FullOnMetalHead1995
      @FullOnMetalHead1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont think hd consoles can be considered retro

    • @58jharris
      @58jharris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The 8 and 16 bit consoles may be kind of played out at this point. Moving on to later consoles would give him a lot of new material to work with.

    • @TheFEARSlayer01
      @TheFEARSlayer01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@58jharris yeah that's true, lots of games he could cover

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bob smith 8 bit has been played out, or at least the NES. He still has the ability to tap into the Master System, and the Genesis

  • @jaysaiyajoestar1220
    @jaysaiyajoestar1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:26 this scene feels like it's made for an ad for the game

    • @AlanifiedDisaster
      @AlanifiedDisaster ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it looks like it was made by the same guys that animated xavier renegade angel

  • @x1PMac1x
    @x1PMac1x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    That ending was great! XD

    • @godskillers666
      @godskillers666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the arms are ridiculous hahaha

    • @blue-light6736
      @blue-light6736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The matrix films in a nutshell.

  • @kespeth2
    @kespeth2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    6:02 it probably got here from backing out of Big Rigs LOL

    • @JR-uy2nd
      @JR-uy2nd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Soo good!!! xD

    • @beeeennnnnnn
      @beeeennnnnnn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      12/10 comment right here

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Makes sense to me

    • @Gam3B0y23r0
      @Gam3B0y23r0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha !!
      in big righs If you hold backwards button for half an hour, accelerate with such speed that you teleport in other games!

    • @androidrulez444
      @androidrulez444 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was fucking great

  • @retrowarlord4326
    @retrowarlord4326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Who wants him to review Driv3r?

    • @quentindugger5389
      @quentindugger5389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I have waited 10 years for that moment.

    • @rickyjames993
      @rickyjames993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      DRIVER 2! YOU COULD GET OUT OF THE CAR AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! WOW AMAZING!

    • @quentindugger5389
      @quentindugger5389 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey that was a big deal in the early 2000's especially if your parents wouldn't let you play GTA 3.

    • @rickyjames993
      @rickyjames993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@quentindugger5389 Yeah GTA 2 probably already spoiled me already. Running over Elvis'

    • @brookhall8957
      @brookhall8957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Parallel lines! it's fucking hilarious, but IMPOSSIBLE without infinite health on..
      AND EVEN THEN YOU CAN STILL DIE!

  • @slobodanlang7135
    @slobodanlang7135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "If this game doesn't have you spewing Rage Filled Tears of Anger, then you can't be human.", lmfao!