@@alexeysaranchev6118 time itself doesnt even work how me measure it either all lofe jas its own biological lofe span and time its why dog years exist truly timw may not exist at all but works on a separate idea of how we perceive it on mars time works differently yet it has no effect on life the only thing it changes is the length of day and night cycles but that doesnt effect age or lifespan in a way time seems to the only reason it seems to do anything is because we established it and used it as a way of measuring age and Its even used to find your coordinates yet time doesnt do anyrhing ro bodys age has nothing to do with time its just how long your body has until it loses the part of it that keeps you alive and "immortal" (technically your cells and genes are protected foem harm and stay healthy but as you age to a certain point it fades and you lose it this is actually why logan in the movie and comics loses his healing factor and gets poisoned by his adamantium skeleton)
but still the fact that he couldve just done nothing but still makes the video more educational is still something worth giving thanks and attention for
@Immanuel Tan but you have to gather them first, find them for each every bullet point you need to source out :). Very very tiring and unrewarding task. It's just for us, not for him
I remember watching this 8 years ago on my moms account, now watching this again it’s crazy to think of how well planned his videos are to be entertaining 9 years later
@@305filmz2 What is wrong with you? Are you okay? Did you have a bad day? I'm honestly concerned. It might not be my business but still.. you doing okay?
Because teachers are expected to stay on the f***ing topic. This dude gets off-track talking about unrelated BS WAY too easily. And he asks questions he doesn't have the answer to.
+Samuel Wallace yeah, he just explains it. but it does help me understand a little more. so he isnt all bad. he also does a lot of research that takes hours to do and personally im one for hating research.
It’s funny how one of the first educational youtube channels has better quality and is more interesting than most educational channels today. This is my 3rd time I rewatch this, I watched it for the first time in 2015
Basically. Crazy to think that humans could actually become the aliens that we see in movies just by being born in space. A few generations and they may start looking like big headed gray men with pitch black eyes.
my parents never told me about the birds and the bees, i'm 15, is it where they tell how babies are made or something? i don't feel like googling it my dude
"Son, it's time I told you about the birds and the bees. But what IS a bee? or a bird, for that matter? And what do they have to do with sexual reproduction? I mean, any child knows that neither of these species of animals ACTUALLY has sex in order to produce offspring. On both instances, the female of the species lays an egg which is then later fertilized by a male of the species, in fact most of the time physical contact between the two is not even necessary., so why are birds and bees so symbolically linked to the concept... of conception?" And then 25 minutes later he'll probably be talking about space and the formation of planets or something.
+Danny boy Extraterrestrial means they are from somewhere other than Earth. Being born in space would mean you're born somewhere other than Earth, i.e. an extraterrestrial.
Endless is stretching it a bit far. What really scares me is the fact that one day, we might run out of new things to discover. What if we invent everything that can ever be invented, explore everything that can be explored, et cetera. What if, one day, there is nothing else to work against. That is what scares me.
Eoes Reaper That will never happen. Perfection just can't be reached. As we discover more, we ask more questions. This world is vast and things are being discovered every year. I think the world will end with many of our questions unanswered. Then again, I'll never know if that prediction was true or not unless there really is an afterlife of some sort. And even so, we might not get our answers. That's what it means to be mortal.
TrollKing KUBOsaki Again, the world is not the limit. Given that our scientific progress is (currently) exponensial, we will at some point come to a stagnation, given that our race survives that long of course (which is unlikely, of course) What we know today would baffle even the brightest minds of the past. Galileo, Aristotle, Platon and Archimedes probably couldn't fathom the fact that I can speak with you, with instant notifications and instand answers. We can hold a conversation just like I can with my classmates, teachers et cetera. Since we will have to agree to disagree about my previous statement, how do you react to this one: Can there be progress without suffering?
It is insane to me that this came out 10 years ago. It feels like it could have been released yesterday. Vsauce might just have the most timeless video ever.
Our Swedish astronaut, Christer Fuglesang, had to wait for 14 years, before he got his first flight. Then he also got a second one. That was all... At least he managed to lose a tool during a spacewalk... :)
No he would take 1 year to complete 1 lesson with unwanted stuffs. Instead I want Joe from Its okay to be smart. He is very clear, precise and more funnier than Micheal
No he would take 1 year to complete 1 lesson with unwanted stuffs. Instead I want Joe from Its okay to be smart. He is very clear, precise and funnier than Micheal
Zooming out to show the distance of the moon made me remember how I marveled a bit at the fact that distant objects affect each other. A touchless reach that alters how another object moves, like telekinesis. After adulting for so long, I completely forgot how interesting that was. (usually because adulting looked so mundane before I got there, I wanted life to be more interesting) I also remember how the movie Armageddon made my brain hurt a little. "We'll suck the air out of this room, and you will know what it's like to be in space." No, they'll know what it's like to be in a vacuum.
I'm working on that plan. Stress can be avoided and or reduced, not by thinking about it, but by changing your diet and your environment. Sex for sure. Exercise is the other key. Many cancer patients report positive effects and pain relief with hemp products, natural plant power is a proven to help sleep and reduce stress. I get the best here ; zzedibles.com/
Outer space, born and raised On the moon is where I spend most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the shuttle But a couple of marshens who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mum got scared She said " you're moving back to earth to a town called bell-air
Nah there'd by two people, one of whom would be Michael. The other would of course be Tom Scott in a red t-shirt and grey hoodie, with the line "I am on Mars."
At the end I was either expecting an uplifting message about how we will colonize the stars or something, or a Nihilistic message that we will be stuck on earth forever and will only be remembered as thin strains of plastic in the earth’s future rock strata. But no, his message about plankton was somewhere in between lmao
What if a adam and eve were survivors of a big disaster in outer space and they were the only intelligent life who managed to escape? What if area 51 is blocked cuz that's where adam and eve landed? And does that mean we're all committing incest?
That is so dumb. Vsauce is explaining science, theories and all other types of scientific related stuff or questions. You are wrong on so many levels it actually hurts me.
Father: hello I'm Spanish and my wife is Australian and there's a child of mine that has been born in space Registrar: should I register it as an alien?
I think the next dlc is the DNA customizer, what will provide us with the cat girl human race.. maybe after that they will patch the space exploration expansion idk
I get uncomfortable sometimes pondering about our existence too long. It kind of disconnects you from reality, thinking about billions of years in the future.
It kind of makes you feel like you should stop thinking about it bc it's too complicated and something is stopping you to keep thinking about it. It's strange idk.
damn.... that's deep.... now I'm beginning to comprehend the purpose of life and the authenticity of reality. I'm going to go and look at a blank wall for a while, chow...
I wonder how adversely the Boeing astronauts will be affected by their unexpected and grossly extended space stay, given that their craft likely doesn't have the facilities necessary to negate the physical effects of weightlessness.
We fall asleep because what happens in science class is boring. Writing down Newton's laws and reading about the water cycle in a 20 year old textbook is boring.
I wish i was in the lower group. we have to draw grids of cells whilst the people in the lower group play with fire and expand jelly! the best thing we have done is boil some water with a bunsen burner
Probably because schools assuming you live in America still teach science from hundreds of years ago. Majority of American schools don't teach modern science and that's the exciting science.
I think one of the funniest things about Vsauce is that he changes between using metric and imperial as the primary unit of measurement for each video, with the secondary unit being shown after conversion, and the primary being spoken 😂
HamJonwillis I like Vsauce. However, let's not get carried away. He's merely the messenger (a very good one though). He's not discovering science; he is translating it for you - and doing a damn fine job of it.
Well aliens don't live in space they live in side the earth which is under you they have a city inside the earth which if you go to Antarctica there's a hole which is big enough to let them walk down but they travel through space because they wanna learn like us but they don't live there they live with us
ollie it’s not for no meme...YOU specifically come here in search for meme content...but this guy and this channel are way more than just a meme..y’all disrespectful I swear
I love how he recorded in front of a greenscreen and then didn't do anything with it
😂😂😂 for real, it works as a background, but it's definitely funny
This is a green screen... or is it?
He used a green screen to get a green background
🤣
probably changed to a slightly different shade of light green... using green screen technology
Astronauts aren’t flying. They’re falling in style.
Aero Floyd buzzlightyear to the rescue
Let's fall to space
They're falling up.
ITS JUST A FANCY LIGHTBULB THAT BLINKS
Falling at rate of so that the curve of earth causes them still have same altitude
if you were born in space would it change your legal citizenship
Would you be "extraterrestrial"?
Would you be deported from earth? Sent to the moon? Mars? The sun? 🌞
@Mr. ET there is only one type of flags. Blank.
@@nugsymalone1247 yes
You would be a citizen of whatever nation owns the ship you were born on, or whatever nation your parents are citizens of.
Or would you?
His video quality has remained consistent for like a decade
hell no dude it got better
@@okuyasuniijimura the writing, not the camera
Definitely better than 2010 vsauce
But his upload schedule hasn't :( The last few videos have been kinda unhinged aswell
@@aurelia8028 Unhinged?XD
Everybody cries like a studio ghibli character in space
Mossears133 time to go to space now
Studio ghibli is I think the only anime i watch
Haha haha good one
Happy Pebble they’re seriously good movies! Aesthetically, story wise, emotionally they’re so good!!
Mossears133 why do I get this but don’t get it
When Vsause was born
Vsauce:I was born...
*3 seconds later*
Vsauce: or was i?
I mean what does it even mean to be BORN?
When do you know something is born? What's the limit?
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
I was born and my bones are soft but yours aren't so, can I have your knees? You'd say no but, what if they grew back?
@@DoggoRides epic
@@VaheTildian And how much does it weight ?
No u
Vsauce at 1:47: outer space starts 62 miles above you
Me: *W H I C H W A Y I S U P ?*
This deserves more likes lol
Here 👆 ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
People its just a joke
Above you, otherwise, there is no definition, there is only left and right in space, it's like a 2D plane.
Do people not get this?
“We don’t even know why we call these things bodies in the first place.”
...Whoa.
When you think of it, every word is completely made-up, other than the ones imitating sounds.
What makes a body a body?🤔
@@BLEWGROWSSS a body
@@alexeysaranchev6118 time itself doesnt even work how me measure it either all lofe jas its own biological lofe span and time its why dog years exist truly timw may not exist at all but works on a separate idea of how we perceive it on mars time works differently yet it has no effect on life the only thing it changes is the length of day and night cycles but that doesnt effect age or lifespan in a way time seems to the only reason it seems to do anything is because we established it and used it as a way of measuring age and
Its even used to find your coordinates yet time doesnt do anyrhing ro bodys age has nothing to do with time its just how long your body has until it loses the part of it that keeps you alive and "immortal" (technically your cells and genes are protected foem harm and stay healthy but as you age to a certain point it fades and you lose it this is actually why logan in the movie and comics loses his healing factor and gets poisoned by his adamantium skeleton)
@@_aWiseMan This my friends, is why we use punctuation.
We’ve got to appreciate the fact that he put so many links in his description. He probably spent like 2 hours on that.
Just like doing in Facebook.
wow this comment is so depressing
he could of just copied and pasted it
but still the fact that he couldve just done nothing but still makes the video more educational is still something worth giving thanks and attention for
@Immanuel Tan but you have to gather them first, find them for each every bullet point you need to source out :). Very very tiring and unrewarding task. It's just for us, not for him
*Space is just an area where we glitched out of the map*
Hahaha with a frame perfect double jump
:))
Ha
earths skybox just doesnt render this far away
Wow I just thought about that 0.0
No matter what year you watch Vsauce, it will always seem like the year you’re in. (2024)
Or is it?
no
Wait, this video was from 2013, I thought it would've been more recent
true lmao
yup, I don't even look at the year anymore because they are all still relevant.
I remember watching this 8 years ago on my moms account, now watching this again it’s crazy to think of how well planned his videos are to be entertaining 9 years later
oh
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"you wouldn't feel much different"
You know. Besides the suffocation.
and burning to death
and freezing to death
and boiling
and your internal organs literally fucking exploding.
Perfect
“ you wouldn’t feel much different ”
or will you ?
This need WAY more likes
Red can’t Michael breathe in space?
I like how he put a green screen background so it’s really easy for memes
1:08
@@icegold4461 shut the fuck up
@ Daaamn chill.
Gil Ferreira u mad or nah
@@305filmz2 What is wrong with you? Are you okay? Did you have a bad day? I'm honestly concerned. It might not be my business but still.. you doing okay?
Vsauce: "Vomiting can save your life"
Also Vsauce: "P R E G N A N T R A T S"
😂😂
_When I tell you I snorted-_
furry weightlessness hentai
@@finlandd dawg
@@finlandd WHATS WRONG WITH U
After all the years of memes, I finally watch the man himself. Best decision of my life.
Welcome to the dark side
and after all the years of watching Vsauce, I finally watch the meme themselves. Also the best decision of my life.
Made that decision today, and man, the videos are so good I'm feeling bad for sleeping on it for so long
best account on the platform
Why there is no teachers like him ?
there rare but theybdo exist
+Александр Кузьменко greetings from Ukraine
You need a good English teacher
Because teachers are expected to stay on the f***ing topic.
This dude gets off-track talking about unrelated BS WAY too easily. And he asks questions he doesn't have the answer to.
+Samuel Wallace yeah, he just explains it. but it does help me understand a little more. so he isnt all bad. he also does a lot of research that takes hours to do and personally im one for hating research.
It’s funny how one of the first educational youtube channels has better quality and is more interesting than most educational channels today.
This is my 3rd time I rewatch this, I watched it for the first time in 2015
Every year you come back?
5th time? Yea 5th time watching it, and it is more interesting than school and any other educational channel
@@robertor.7781 he cant get enough of that thumbnail lol
Youre a jew
2023, Hello!
0:12 the number of tabs open here is physically painful.
Maybe that's what it takes to create his videos
That is every school teacher and they say why does my battery die so quickly or why is my computer slow
The good news are that you know hes already making a new dong.
Check his description with all the sources....
Ouch.
So what we imagine about aliens could literally be us after generations and generations in space.
Jewer Joys now I kinda want to see movie about that
@ms403017 yes I would see it too
Basically. Crazy to think that humans could actually become the aliens that we see in movies just by being born in space. A few generations and they may start looking like big headed gray men with pitch black eyes.
Sounds symbolic. Lmao
Isnt that the actual orgin of Gray headed aliens we all know and love?
I first read „what if you were born in Spain?“
No you didnt
Hol up
LMAOOO
Hey I was born in Spain how bout dat!!!
Hablarías así tío, cojones...
This is how Vsauce will teach his kids the birds and the bees
my parents never told me about the birds and the bees, i'm 15, is it where they tell how babies are made or something? i don't feel like googling it my dude
Alberto 9324 when they tell you what fucking is
Pedro Santa Ana they're divorced lol
Yes you fucking idiot and you more than likely did learn (SRE)
"Son, it's time I told you about the birds and the bees. But what IS a bee? or a bird, for that matter? And what do they have to do with sexual reproduction? I mean, any child knows that neither of these species of animals ACTUALLY has sex in order to produce offspring. On both instances, the female of the species lays an egg which is then later fertilized by a male of the species, in fact most of the time physical contact between the two is not even necessary., so why are birds and bees so symbolically linked to the concept... of conception?"
And then 25 minutes later he'll probably be talking about space and the formation of planets or something.
these vids really thrive on people awake at 3 am
Random guy: “So what do you do for a living?”
NASA scientist: “Not much, just throw rats into water to test if they will drown or not.”
“Well did they drown”
Yes, yes they did
@@huhh4380 there we go, this guy gets it
lol a child born in space. Technically, you'd be an extraterrestrial.
the only thing seperating us is our hemisphere and our gravity made by it so why would he be considered a "extra" terrestrial
Build a wall. No.. wait a globe!
Running over pedestrian in a spaceship?
+Danny boy Extraterrestrial means they are from somewhere other than Earth. Being born in space would mean you're born somewhere other than Earth, i.e. an extraterrestrial.
+Καλέμος Σταύρος elinas
These videos truly prove that there is an endless amount of things that we have yet to learn.
Endless is stretching it a bit far.
What really scares me is the fact that one day, we might run out of new things to discover. What if we invent everything that can ever be invented, explore everything that can be explored, et cetera. What if, one day, there is nothing else to work against. That is what scares me.
Eoes Reaper dont worry about that. dont think wel run out of anything for a while. atleast not for our life time buddy.
fares al mutairi I didn't think it would happen in our lifetime, nor in the next couple of tens of thousands of years tbh
Eoes Reaper That will never happen. Perfection just can't be reached. As we discover more, we ask more questions. This world is vast and things are being discovered every year. I think the world will end with many of our questions unanswered. Then again, I'll never know if that prediction was true or not unless there really is an afterlife of some sort. And even so, we might not get our answers. That's what it means to be mortal.
TrollKing KUBOsaki Again, the world is not the limit. Given that our scientific progress is (currently) exponensial, we will at some point come to a stagnation, given that our race survives that long of course (which is unlikely, of course)
What we know today would baffle even the brightest minds of the past. Galileo, Aristotle, Platon and Archimedes probably couldn't fathom the fact that I can speak with you, with instant notifications and instand answers. We can hold a conversation just like I can with my classmates, teachers et cetera.
Since we will have to agree to disagree about my previous statement, how do you react to this one: Can there be progress without suffering?
It is insane to me that this came out 10 years ago. It feels like it could have been released yesterday. Vsauce might just have the most timeless video ever.
well, it could also be that humanity stagnated
MICHAELS HAVEN SEX TONIIIIGHT
i don't want to be a astronaut anymore
I do.
oh my dream was struggling to live but now its dead
Our Swedish astronaut, Christer Fuglesang, had to wait for 14 years, before he got his first flight. Then he also got a second one. That was all...
At least he managed to lose a tool during a spacewalk... :)
*an
With those grammar skills it looks like you'll never get in
Title: What if you were born in space?
Vsause: “Pregnant rats...”
Dafuq?why no comment lol
Some minutes later: Tears don't fall
I wish Michael was my science teacher.
Edit: Without following the school curriculum.
SH!T
You know he would still have to teach you the same boring shit right, he would have to follow the curriculum
@@galil5386 but he would say he v sauce Michael here which makes a 666% difference
No he would take 1 year to complete 1 lesson with unwanted stuffs. Instead I want Joe from Its okay to be smart. He is very clear, precise and more funnier than Micheal
No he would take 1 year to complete 1 lesson with unwanted stuffs. Instead I want Joe from Its okay to be smart. He is very clear, precise and funnier than Micheal
0:10 yeah that looks the amount of tabs used by Vsause.
I was looking for a comment like my idea before posting. You are first to your idea.
Vsauce
Wow I didn't realize that 👌
"G hurts...
*Micheal, smirking to the camera*.. So gOoD~"
😏
Lemme guess
*_da G spot_*
G hertz
Drop a time stamp.
😳
So we become bone-less muscle-less blind fluid blobs that can't cry?
Pie A La Mode mhm
looks like how I look now so goals 😍😍
Poot POOT! How's Doot doing?
great thank you very much
Doot Howell what's good doot
This guy teaches me more than school
Look at your comment again
+Azure HQ Kk 😂😂😂🔥🔥
+Azure HQ Kk someone get some water please
Lol I type da best
Did you really spell school wrong ?
Vsauce: Your tears don't fall
Me: They crash around me
Her conscious calls, too guilty to come home
Stolen
@@JubbJubb_ pretty sure i came up with this comment myself tho
@@cowgoy6648 oh, sorry. I saw someone with a very similar comment from 2 months before this one.
@@cowgoy6648 Really? This exact comment was written 2 years before yours. It has like 500 likes... 🤨
If you were born in space, that would just be...
out of this world.
Philosophase Oh god.
Noplaseno
Philosophase Jesus Christ...
BREUH
ooohh may gaawd noic
If you stop to think about it, a fetus raised in space would look like our sterotype of alien
Yuush wrong
Your right, they would adapt to have long arms and legs, large eyes for seeing dark objects. And large heads from being pulled by earth’s gravity
Very good point.
Yuush you cant raise a fetus. you cant raise a baby though.
Alana Corbella You aren't raising the fetus. The fetus adapts. It's called adaptation.
6:16 hilarious when out of context
PREGNUNT RATS.
Hey shitass , wanna see Pregnant Rats?
⚆👄⚆
Gregnant rant
gnerptnan râts
Zooming out to show the distance of the moon made me remember how I marveled a bit at the fact that distant objects affect each other. A touchless reach that alters how another object moves, like telekinesis. After adulting for so long, I completely forgot how interesting that was. (usually because adulting looked so mundane before I got there, I wanted life to be more interesting)
I also remember how the movie Armageddon made my brain hurt a little. "We'll suck the air out of this room, and you will know what it's like to be in space." No, they'll know what it's like to be in a vacuum.
"In space you can cry, but the tears don't fall"
Sounds like the lyrics of some kick ass space metal.
Kick ass space metal is just GWAR
there's literally a song called "tears dont fall"
They crash around me
@@execute6200 *They float around me
wait a second, since there is zero gs in space, does that mean heavy metal becomes light metal?
Okay never going to leave this planet
BrendanJ Rice same
yep
yep
BrendanJ Rice why wouldn't you want to?
Same
Title: What If You Were Born In Space?
Michael: Talks about how vomiting can save your life
Lol! it’s cuz Everything is connected!
I think he had a Ted talk about that
@@justdragons3317 XD
It can save you from alcohol to
Taco Bell with its new food idea smiles
*MAKE BABIES*
Me: (laughs maturely)
I'm working on that plan. Stress can be avoided and or reduced, not by thinking about it, but by changing your diet and your environment.
Sex for sure. Exercise is the other key. Many cancer patients report positive effects and pain relief with hemp products, natural plant power is a proven to help sleep and reduce stress. I get the best here ; zzedibles.com/
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@@chefgiovanni the shit?
we all did XD
Likes: 888
Uk: laughs maturely at 888 casino gambling
Chris hadfield is my hero! Cant believe I missed the time he was in space and made cool videos
Imagine having a period in space
I'd rather not
B R U H
Aigis-0
O god
Aigis-0 Oh noooo
Sploosh
Those astronauts aren't flying! They're just falling with style!
Rainy Meadows (sad horn music plays)
R.I.P Toy Story
"I'm not aiming for the truck"
Plane hits tower*
Rainy Meadows hey buzz
**Sees title**
Oh COoL i wANnA gO To SPacE
**Watches half of the video**
Wait what?
**watches other half of video**
Oh my God
never say God's name in vain
Cobra Norovia god god god god kami
Darki OK... you asked for it... SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR MOM IS A POODLE
Hey why is my mom a poodle?!?!?!?
Cobra Norovia XD
That thumbnail is scaring me a lot more than it should, for some reason
that’s why I clicked on it
Outer space, born and raised
On the moon is where I spend most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the shuttle
But a couple of marshens who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mum got scared
She said " you're moving back to earth to a town called bell-air
Phill Garnett did you make a song by yourself
I liked the song, but I found two misspelled words
Phill Garnett savage
@@yesuf51 are you serious?
Hah hah
“G hurts so good~”
- Vsauce
G-Hz....so good
*d a f u q*
G spot
it...it does though
pain is pleasure
Michael when he uses metric and imperial: I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top
His videos are timeless!
Even after 10 whole years, the video quality is still really really good
y'all become mega mind if u born in space
slavic_canadian
I subscribed
Nah bro frieza
Nice pfp
yeah! It works!
You just answered _all_ my questions on this topic.
Everyone else simply said, "We don't know."
Thank you again Vsauce! You are wonderful.
In space, born and raised, on the ISS is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out 'laxin relaxin all cool and all floatin around outside of the earth
+MidiMaze178 When a couple of comets who were up to no good started making trouble in my galaxy
+MidiMaze178 I got in one little fight and my Mom got scared and said your moving with your aunty and uncle in mars
xSw eD What are you talking about? They said exactly what they were expected to say!
xSw eD Thank you.
5:55 car sick, sea sick, zero g sick, because of survival.
My guy be spitting bars
Vsauce: "the tears don't fall."
Me: *THEY CRASH AROUND ME*
gavvy bash XD
Yee boooi
What chemical romance song is that
@@cranberrychili2260
It's a Bullet for my Valentine song
Why'd you default to MCR?
@@ibrahimhomsi3567 cuz it's the most basic edgy thing I could think of in 5 second, why.
"G hurts *soo good* " 😏
makes me sick
XD
..........i dont get it
@@gilbertogutierrez4354 g-spots
@Gilberto gutierrez I think it's a sex joke.
Random person to a woman: how was the feeling when you gave birth to the child in space?
That Woman: *Out of this world*
Lol
Got em
Kid: *KiIIlL...mEe...*
that was
That was a jok e
I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
Just watched this again just for that little part at the end about plancton and planets: "Wanderers on a wanderer." Gives me goosebumps, I love it!
Just did it again :)
@@kulupona and again?
his videos are always so mind-blowing
beebo's forehead is bigger than my future I think your mind is already blown ....look at the forehead
i thought the same thing
beebo's forehead is bigger than my future your forehead is mind blowing
like your profile!😂
yes, I know, it's a picture of my cat. We have a small channel of our dog and cat.
First ever Mars landing in history. Finally land, step out and I see someone.
Someone: Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
how many hoes does a human have?
Nah there'd by two people, one of whom would be Michael.
The other would of course be Tom Scott in a red t-shirt and grey hoodie, with the line "I am on Mars."
@@anerdwithaswitch9686 well is it really a grey hoodie?
"It's deadly to touch Mars. Or is it?" *dong*"
This video have destroyed my will of being an astronaut
Minzy _ixx ur not supposed to fuck your fellow astronaut then get a child in middle of space
Minzy _ixx i never called u a child
Minzy _ixx Nethier do I
which is why I don't want to be one and be a artist
it's not that bad, bone density grows back when astronauts return
At the end I was either expecting an uplifting message about how we will colonize the stars or something, or a Nihilistic message that we will be stuck on earth forever and will only be remembered as thin strains of plastic in the earth’s future rock strata.
But no, his message about plankton was somewhere in between lmao
bruh when he described it did it not sound like the typical way an alien is portrayed..... what if aliens were just humans born in space
technically yes, that is an alien
What if a adam and eve were survivors of a big disaster in outer space and they were the only intelligent life who managed to escape? What if area 51 is blocked cuz that's where adam and eve landed? And does that mean we're all committing incest?
Unique Bacon Hair bro what are you smoking lol
I was literally thinking the exact same thing!!
@@legionmaniac-9202 r/nobodyasked
I don't want to be an astronaut anymore...
+mcnick kcincm lol
Me too
Im a kid
And as always, thanks for blowing my mind
Gillian Gaines lollllololololl
+ hi
bro your content is actually timeless
I wanna go to space!
*watches video*
I don't wanna go to space!
I want to
I don't really want to but I think my biggest fear up there would be my helmet shattering, that's pretty much it
Meme Teme or if u fell in a black hole
Esther LeClaire so true xD
LITERALLY MY LIFE Don't worry, there ain't no black holes near here!
Who needs science when you have Vsauce
That is so dumb. Vsauce is explaining science, theories and all other types of scientific related stuff or questions. You are wrong on so many levels it actually hurts me.
Jason Jimnez idiot its a joke!
AussiGamerZ In no way you intended this to be a joke.
Jason Jimnez
You're not too sharp, are you?
A bit like saying "who needs food when you have lunch?"
Father: hello I'm Spanish and my wife is Australian and there's a child of mine that has been born in space
Registrar: should I register it as an alien?
I call bs
Whoosh
..and your name, Bogdan, is russian
@Bob Don Let the dummies think they're smart for once. It gives them happiness. It gives them the impression to matter!
"Yes sir, Can you tell me where were you born?"
*"Space"*
Person: "Timmy what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Timmy: "an astronaut"
*Shows Timmy the video*
Timmy was found dead 2 days later.
Kakhi lets just hope we can inventa gravity maker
That's what I feel now, but I won't kill myself for that.
Kakhi I don’t get this comment,and I don’t get the video
wtflip 666 likes xD
666 likes
"G hurts,
*G hurts so GOOD"*
😳😳
I like your Cut G
Never knew Michael was into the Cock and Ball Torture
@@aashmanbajpai4657 twwwwwaaaannnnn
F1 fans be like: mhm i already know this
@ElKezote no. The only *daddy* in this Universe is Michael 😳
I like how he just stood in front of a green screen the whole time without using it
He did, he used green on it. 🤣🤣🤣
Or did he?....
He greenscreened himself onto it.
Maybe it was actually a blue screen and he just chose a green background.
It's for memes😂
Your videos are always so interesting and accurate, and you have the most relaxing voice ever.
i swear this channel answers short questions in the longest possible way
+Freebase OMG SOOOOO TRUE
Whaaaaaat?!!
makes for a great video
Exactly. These shits way too long.
More money for him
Space is just a glitch our developers will fix soon
yeah maybe we’ll get some dlc like new animals or some shit
I think the next dlc is the DNA customizer, what will provide us with the cat girl human race.. maybe after that they will patch the space exploration expansion idk
That awkward moment when the speed of light gets an upgrade
Crumb unless its ea then itll never get fixed 😳
we are just waiting to an infdev version come out.
ok fine! I don't wanna be an astronaut any more
but we're capable of recreating the g-force on a ship, r we not?)
We are but it is inefficient and expensive all the ways we are capable of
Ethan Wood oooo
I do.
Ethan Wood I still do I'm brave
What if you were born in space?
Youre legally called an alien
I get uncomfortable sometimes pondering about our existence too long. It kind of disconnects you from reality, thinking about billions of years in the future.
Thank you, "Master Queef".
In all seriousness though, I feel the same.
Yes then I feel weird
It kind of makes you feel like you should stop thinking about it bc it's too complicated and something is stopping you to keep thinking about it.
It's strange idk.
Zachary Kyrennon similar to not being able to conceive death while dreaming, so you simply wake up
damn.... that's deep.... now I'm beginning to comprehend the purpose of life and the authenticity of reality. I'm going to go and look at a blank wall for a while, chow...
Falls asleep to Vsauce, wakes up smarter. Is this possible, great sauceman?
I wonder how adversely the Boeing astronauts will be affected by their unexpected and grossly extended space stay, given that their craft likely doesn't have the facilities necessary to negate the physical effects of weightlessness.
Vsauce:g hurts... So good
Me:I knew you had a kink you masochist
shut the fuck up
I wanted to go to space when I was young.
Until I saw this video.
F U N N Y A N D O R I G I N A L C O M M E N T
Ikr
Me to
Meeeeee to
Same here
I wish Michael was my science teacher. That way i wont sleep in class.
Why do you fall asleep in science anyways?! Science is fucking cool!
We fall asleep because what happens in science class is boring. Writing down Newton's laws and reading about the water cycle in a 20 year old textbook is boring.
Cinnamon Toast No excuses!
I wish i was in the lower group. we have to draw grids of cells whilst the people in the lower group play with fire and expand jelly! the best thing we have done is boil some water with a bunsen burner
Probably because schools assuming you live in America still teach science from hundreds of years ago. Majority of American schools don't teach modern science and that's the exciting science.
I think one of the funniest things about Vsauce is that he changes between using metric and imperial as the primary unit of measurement for each video, with the secondary unit being shown after conversion, and the primary being spoken 😂
There are 8 planets.
Today, there are 7.
Why?
Because I'm going to destroy Uranus.
Uncle?
Whoa?!
@Sarah Gordon lol
uh nuuuu!
┌ʕ º ʖ̯ º ʔ┐
this guy is going to figure out one day how to split an atom with his fingers.
HamJonwillis I like Vsauce. However, let's not get carried away. He's merely the messenger (a very good one though). He's not discovering science; he is translating it for you - and doing a damn fine job of it.
+Willoughby Krenzteinburg he's like that ___ < insert science guy name her
I know a guy from outer space, his name is [REDACTED]. Pretty cool guy, he’s from the [REDACTED] zone.
Space core?
His name was greedo and he was from the Rodian sector
@II. Abdülhamid Han get the memetic kill agent
Edgy teenagers be like
@II. Abdülhamid Han lol wut?
What I wish I could be when the teacher asks me what I’m talking to my friends about
So , basically, aliens are humans in space.
not necessarily
+Tyson007ian Why not?
stig verstraete Because they might not be humans, they could, but they might be another species.
Well aliens don't live in space they live in side the earth which is under you they have a city inside the earth which if you go to Antarctica there's a hole which is big enough to let them walk down but they travel through space because they wanna learn like us but they don't live there they live with us
Fay AL-Faddagh You have a great imagination ...
Astronauts are falling
with style.
toy story confirmed
+ZertiFyX half life 3 confirmed
+Đá Đấm Văn GTA 69 Confirmed
+Water deez nuts confirmed
+Nathan Buck lol
How do we know *you* aren't floating, Vsauce Michael?
Hughq Mungus 101023927u161617191920303939291010201010101i192939393 his name is just micheal
“I’m standing right now, or am I?”
Hughq Mungus Technically we are all floating.
@@MB-iq4gi its not
"G HURTS SO GOOD"
-Micheal
Alternative Vsause:
*what if you were born in Earth?’*
Vsauce in an alternate universe:
Vsauce in context
Alternative Vsauce:
*Which way is up?*
sauceV
LOL IN EARTH
Vsause
Me: so people in the international space station are falling?
Michael: *well yes but actually no*
:l
I'm surprised about the thumbnail not being clickbait
nice username
Real ones clicked because they noticed the thumbnail is different.
Literally me hahahaha
Do you know how to use a green screen?
He probably just didn't use it.
It's for memes
Do you know how to use a green screen
ollie it’s not for no meme...YOU specifically come here in search for meme content...but this guy and this channel are way more than just a meme..y’all disrespectful I swear
@@ThePrentiss100 gosh, chill bro