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"Space Oddity" sung in space by Chris Hadfield: • Space Oddity
www.howmanypeopleareinspacerig...
Tears in space: • Tears in Space (Don't ...
Chris Hadfield's videos: / canadianspaceagency
My video with minutephysics that talks about oribits: • Guns in Space
First man in space: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Gag...
list of people who have been to outer space: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_...
history of humans in space (good timeline): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sp...
Good read about "zero-gravity" vs zero-g: groups.google.com/forum/#!msg...
Orbit: www.orbspace.com/Background-In...
weightlessness: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weightle...
NASA info on how zero-g affects people: science.nasa.gov/science-news/...
flame in space [VIDEO]: • A Flame in Microgravit...
zero-g biology flow chart: www.nsbri.org/humanphysspace/f...
2suit: www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2...
what if a baby was born in space? quest.arc.nasa.gov/people/jour...
conception and fertility in space:
www.escapistmagazine.com/news/...
weboflife.nasa.gov/currentRese...
www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/1...
zero-g studies:
rat fetus: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/37...
pregnant rats: jp.physoc.org/content/565/2/59...
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/83...
muscles: jeb.biologists.org/content/204... and www.bio.unipd.it/bam/PDF/EJTM1...
radiation and mice brains: www.plosone.org/article/info%3...
importance of activity on bone growth: ajcn.nutrition.org/content/71/...
Dangers on zero-g:
library.thinkquest.org/03oct/0...
weboflife.nasa.gov/learningRes...
getting taller while in space: www.space.com/19116-astronauts...
tools for combatting zero-g atrophy: www.kcl.ac.uk/biohealth/resear...
comparrison of zero-g bone growth to diseases like rickets: bit.ly/13qC6zA
rickets:
medical-dictionary.thefreedict...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickets
plankton numbers: www.chukchiscience.com/Studyth...
plankton from space: www.diatomventures.com/Photos....
the mystery of "body" etymology:
www.oed.com/view/Entry/20934?r...
kaylapeve.blogspot.co.uk/2011/... - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
I love how he recorded in front of a greenscreen and then didn't do anything with it
😂😂😂 for real, it works as a background, but it's definitely funny
This is a green screen... or is it?
He used a green screen to get a green background
🤣
probably changed to a slightly different shade of light green... using green screen technology
Astronauts aren’t flying. They’re falling in style.
Aero Floyd buzzlightyear to the rescue
Let's fall to space
They're falling up.
ITS JUST A FANCY LIGHTBULB THAT BLINKS
Falling at rate of so that the curve of earth causes them still have same altitude
Vsauce: "Vomiting can save your life"
Also Vsauce: "P R E G N A N T R A T S"
😂😂
_When I tell you I snorted-_
furry weightlessness hentai
@@finlandd dawg
@@finlandd WHATS WRONG WITH U
His video quality has remained consistent for like a decade
hell no dude it got better
@@okuyasuniijimura the writing, not the camera
Definitely better than 2010 vsauce
But his upload schedule hasn't :( The last few videos have been kinda unhinged aswell
@@aurelia8028 Unhinged?XD
if you were born in space would it change your legal citizenship
Would you be "extraterrestrial"?
Would you be deported from earth? Sent to the moon? Mars? The sun? 🌞
@Mr. ET there is only one type of flags. Blank.
@@nugsymalone1247 yes
You would be a citizen of whatever nation owns the ship you were born on, or whatever nation your parents are citizens of.
Or would you?
So we become bone-less muscle-less blind fluid blobs that can't cry?
Pie A La Mode mhm
looks like how I look now so goals 😍😍
Poot POOT! How's Doot doing?
great thank you very much
Doot Howell what's good doot
“We don’t even know why we call these things bodies in the first place.”
...Whoa.
When you think of it, every word is completely made-up, other than the ones imitating sounds.
What makes a body a body?🤔
@@BLEWGROWSSS a body
@@alexeysaranchev6118 time itself doesnt even work how me measure it either all lofe jas its own biological lofe span and time its why dog years exist truly timw may not exist at all but works on a separate idea of how we perceive it on mars time works differently yet it has no effect on life the only thing it changes is the length of day and night cycles but that doesnt effect age or lifespan in a way time seems to the only reason it seems to do anything is because we established it and used it as a way of measuring age and
Its even used to find your coordinates yet time doesnt do anyrhing ro bodys age has nothing to do with time its just how long your body has until it loses the part of it that keeps you alive and "immortal" (technically your cells and genes are protected foem harm and stay healthy but as you age to a certain point it fades and you lose it this is actually why logan in the movie and comics loses his healing factor and gets poisoned by his adamantium skeleton)
@@_aWiseMan This my friends, is why we use punctuation.
When Vsause was born
Vsauce:I was born...
*3 seconds later*
Vsauce: or was i?
I mean what does it even mean to be BORN?
When do you know something is born? What's the limit?
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
I was born and my bones are soft but yours aren't so, can I have your knees? You'd say no but, what if they grew back?
@@DoggoRides epic
@@VaheTildian And how much does it weight ?
No u
lol a child born in space. Technically, you'd be an extraterrestrial.
Only to terrestrial people.
the only thing seperating us is our hemisphere and our gravity made by it so why would he be considered a "extra" terrestrial
Separating, not "seperating" DUH.
Build a wall. No.. wait a globe!
Running over pedestrian in a spaceship?
I remember watching this 8 years ago on my moms account, now watching this again it’s crazy to think of how well planned his videos are to be entertaining 9 years later
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After all the years of memes, I finally watch the man himself. Best decision of my life.
Welcome to the dark side
and after all the years of watching Vsauce, I finally watch the meme themselves. Also the best decision of my life.
Made that decision today, and man, the videos are so good I'm feeling bad for sleeping on it for so long
best account on the platform
Everybody cries like a studio ghibli character in space
Mossears133 time to go to space now
Studio ghibli is I think the only anime i watch
Haha haha good one
Happy Pebble they’re seriously good movies! Aesthetically, story wise, emotionally they’re so good!!
Mossears133 why do I get this but don’t get it
*Space is just an area where we glitched out of the map*
Hahaha with a frame perfect double jump
:))
Ha
earths skybox just doesnt render this far away
Wow I just thought about that 0.0
0:10 yeah that looks the amount of tabs used by Vsause.
I was looking for a comment like my idea before posting. You are first to your idea.
Vsauce
Wow I didn't realize that 👌
these vids really thrive on people awake at 3 am
"In space you can cry, but the tears don't fall"
Sounds like the lyrics of some kick ass space metal.
Kick ass space metal is just GWAR
there's literally a song called "tears dont fall"
They crash around me
@@execute6200 *They float around me
wait a second, since there is zero gs in space, does that mean heavy metal becomes light metal?
Why there is no teachers like him ?
there rare but theybdo exist
+Александр Кузьменко greetings from Ukraine
You need a good English teacher
Because teachers are expected to stay on the f***ing topic.
This dude gets off-track talking about unrelated BS WAY too easily. And he asks questions he doesn't have the answer to.
+Samuel Wallace yeah, he just explains it. but it does help me understand a little more. so he isnt all bad. he also does a lot of research that takes hours to do and personally im one for hating research.
Vsauce at 1:47: outer space starts 62 miles above you
Me: *W H I C H W A Y I S U P ?*
This deserves more likes lol
Here 👆 ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
People its just a joke
Above you, otherwise, there is no definition, there is only left and right in space, it's like a 2D plane.
Do people not get this?
It is insane to me that this came out 10 years ago. It feels like it could have been released yesterday. Vsauce might just have the most timeless video ever.
well, it could also be that humanity stagnated
MICHAELS HAVEN SEX TONIIIIGHT
Vsauce: Your tears don't fall
Me: They crash around me
Her conscious calls, too guilty to come home
Stolen
@@JubbJubb_ pretty sure i came up with this comment myself tho
@@cowgoy6648 oh, sorry. I saw someone with a very similar comment from 2 months before this one.
@@cowgoy6648 Really? This exact comment was written 2 years before yours. It has like 500 likes... 🤨
I like how he put a green screen background so it’s really easy for memes
1:08
@Gil Ferreira Daaamn chill.
Gil Ferreira u mad or nah
@@305filmz2 What is wrong with you? Are you okay? Did you have a bad day? I'm honestly concerned. It might not be my business but still.. you doing okay?
It's been 7 years...
I first read „what if you were born in Spain?“
No you didnt
Hol up
LMAOOO
Hey I was born in Spain how bout dat!!!
Hablarías así tío, cojones...
That thumbnail is scaring me a lot more than it should, for some reason
that’s why I clicked on it
Zooming out to show the distance of the moon made me remember how I marveled a bit at the fact that distant objects affect each other. A touchless reach that alters how another object moves, like telekinesis. After adulting for so long, I completely forgot how interesting that was. (usually because adulting looked so mundane before I got there, I wanted life to be more interesting)
I also remember how the movie Armageddon made my brain hurt a little. "We'll suck the air out of this room, and you will know what it's like to be in space." No, they'll know what it's like to be in a vacuum.
Who needs science when you have Vsauce
That is so dumb. Vsauce is explaining science, theories and all other types of scientific related stuff or questions. You are wrong on so many levels it actually hurts me.
Jason Jimnez idiot its a joke!
AussiGamerZ In no way you intended this to be a joke.
Jason Jimnez
You're not too sharp, are you?
A bit like saying "who needs food when you have lunch?"
0:12 the number of tabs open here is physically painful.
Maybe that's what it takes to create his videos
That is every school teacher and they say why does my battery die so quickly or why is my computer slow
The good news are that you know hes already making a new dong.
Check his description with all the sources....
Ouch.
Chris hadfield is my hero! Cant believe I missed the time he was in space and made cool videos
His videos are timeless!
Even after 10 whole years, the video quality is still really really good
This guy teaches me more than school
Look at your comment again
+Azure HQ Kk 😂😂😂🔥🔥
+Azure HQ Kk someone get some water please
Lol I type da best
Did you really spell school wrong ?
i don't want to be a astronaut anymore
I do.
oh my dream was struggling to live but now its dead
Our Swedish astronaut, Christer Fuglesang, had to wait for 14 years, before he got his first flight. Then he also got a second one. That was all...
At least he managed to lose a tool during a spacewalk... :)
*an
With those grammar skills it looks like you'll never get in
Just watched this again just for that little part at the end about plancton and planets: "Wanderers on a wanderer." Gives me goosebumps, I love it!
Just did it again :)
@@kulupona and again?
Your videos are always so interesting and accurate, and you have the most relaxing voice ever.
No matter what year you watch Vsauce, it will always seem like the year you’re in. (2024)
Or is it?
no
Wait, this video was from 2013, I thought it would've been more recent
true lmao
yup, I don't even look at the year anymore because they are all still relevant.
This is how Vsauce will teach his kids the birds and the bees
my parents never told me about the birds and the bees, i'm 15, is it where they tell how babies are made or something? i don't feel like googling it my dude
Alberto 9324 when they tell you what fucking is
Pedro Santa Ana they're divorced lol
Yes you fucking idiot and you more than likely did learn (SRE)
"Son, it's time I told you about the birds and the bees. But what IS a bee? or a bird, for that matter? And what do they have to do with sexual reproduction? I mean, any child knows that neither of these species of animals ACTUALLY has sex in order to produce offspring. On both instances, the female of the species lays an egg which is then later fertilized by a male of the species, in fact most of the time physical contact between the two is not even necessary., so why are birds and bees so symbolically linked to the concept... of conception?"
And then 25 minutes later he'll probably be talking about space and the formation of planets or something.
"G HURTS SO GOOD"
-Micheal
bro your content is actually timeless
I wish Michael was my science teacher.
Edit: Without following the school curriculum.
SH!T
You know he would still have to teach you the same boring shit right, he would have to follow the curriculum
@@galil5386 but he would say he v sauce Michael here which makes a 666% difference
No he would take 1 year to complete 1 lesson with unwanted stuffs. Instead I want Joe from Its okay to be smart. He is very clear, precise and more funnier than Micheal
No he would take 1 year to complete 1 lesson with unwanted stuffs. Instead I want Joe from Its okay to be smart. He is very clear, precise and funnier than Micheal
Okay never going to leave this planet
BrendanJ Rice same
yep
yep
BrendanJ Rice why wouldn't you want to?
Same
Talking about space and seeing how far away we are from other planets makes me feel so alone😢
Me: Oh Micheal what are you gonna do with that green screen?
Micheal: *no*
"you wouldn't feel much different"
You know. Besides the suffocation.
and burning to death
and freezing to death
and boiling
and your internal organs literally fucking exploding.
Perfect
“ you wouldn’t feel much different ”
or will you ?
This need WAY more likes
But wait! What if you were wearing a...
S U I T
We’ve got to appreciate the fact that he put so many links in his description. He probably spent like 2 hours on that.
Just like doing in Facebook.
wow this comment is so depressing
he could of just copied and pasted it
but still the fact that he couldve just done nothing but still makes the video more educational is still something worth giving thanks and attention for
@Immanuel Tan but you have to gather them first, find them for each every bullet point you need to source out :). Very very tiring and unrewarding task. It's just for us, not for him
This gave me so much more to think about. Love it.
5:15 "in space sperm swim faster".
Hmmm, how did they figured that out. 😳
By you
😏
spaceturbation occured.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 AHHAAHAHAH 😭😭
Male astronauts
Imagine having a period in space
I'd rather not
B R U H
Aigis-0
O god
Aigis-0 Oh noooo
Sploosh
If you were born in space, that would just be...
out of this world.
Philosophase Oh god.
Noplaseno
Philosophase Jesus Christ...
BREUH
ooohh may gaawd noic
22/10/18 just checked and there are currently 10 people in space 3 of them have been of there for 640 days almost 2 years, the rest have been there well over a year.
The expanse is a great series that shows some of these things
December 18, 2016
There are 6 people in space.
hey kaworu
What up, Chiaki?
well, i'm dead. how about you?
beautiful cinnamon roll Heroes never die, don't cha know? I mean, my head exploded. Here I am.
rip
6:16 hilarious when out of context
PREGNUNT RATS.
Hey shitass , wanna see Pregnant Rats?
⚆👄⚆
Gregnant rant
gnerptnan râts
I miss these Vsauce videos. Maybe it's time to rewatch the whole channel?
4:50 someone made a suit just so you can have sex in space. Is this really in the list of priorities right now?
No, but. . .
So what we imagine about aliens could literally be us after generations and generations in space.
Jewer Joys now I kinda want to see movie about that
@ms403017 yes I would see it too
Basically. Crazy to think that humans could actually become the aliens that we see in movies just by being born in space. A few generations and they may start looking like big headed gray men with pitch black eyes.
Sounds symbolic. Lmao
Isnt that the actual orgin of Gray headed aliens we all know and love?
4 minutes in and I forgot what this video about
Sal Napoli same here hahah
His videos are interesting af
Sal Napoli FB yes
Sal Napoli We all did Sir. we all did.
Sal Napoli lol same
Sal Napoli lol
Changing diapers in space will be an extreme sport
I subbed JUST for the effort you took to get all those links in the description bar.
"G hurts,
*G hurts so GOOD"*
😳😳
I like your Cut G
Never knew Michael was into the Cock and Ball Torture
@@aashmanbajpai4657 twwwwwaaaannnnn
F1 fans be like: mhm i already know this
@ElKezote no. The only *daddy* in this Universe is Michael 😳
"G hurts...
*Micheal, smirking to the camera*.. So gOoD~"
😏
Lemme guess
*_da G spot_*
G hertz
Drop a time stamp.
😳
This doesn't feel 10 years old
Watching this high is so different than when not high
Edit: carry on dudes, carry on humans
Title: What if you were born in space?
Vsause: “Pregnant rats...”
Dafuq?why no comment lol
Some minutes later: Tears don't fall
*MAKE BABIES*
Me: (laughs maturely)
I'm working on that plan. Stress can be avoided and or reduced, not by thinking about it, but by changing your diet and your environment.
Sex for sure. Exercise is the other key. Many cancer patients report positive effects and pain relief with hemp products, natural plant power is a proven to help sleep and reduce stress. I get the best here ; zzedibles.com/
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@@chefgiovanni the shit?
we all did XD
Likes: 888
Uk: laughs maturely at 888 casino gambling
What I wish I could be when the teacher asks me what I’m talking to my friends about
11:38 I can see my house from up here!
Those astronauts aren't flying! They're just falling with style!
Rainy Meadows (sad horn music plays)
R.I.P Toy Story
"I'm not aiming for the truck"
Plane hits tower*
Rainy Meadows hey buzz
Random guy: “So what do you do for a living?”
NASA scientist: “Not much, just throw rats into water to test if they will drown or not.”
“Well did they drown”
Yes, yes they did
@@huhh4380 there we go, this guy gets it
I love coming back to these bangers. And always find new out tof context quotes from Michael 5:20
THATS SO INSANE I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
If you stop to think about it, a fetus raised in space would look like our sterotype of alien
Yuush wrong
Your right, they would adapt to have long arms and legs, large eyes for seeing dark objects. And large heads from being pulled by earth’s gravity
Very good point.
Yuush you cant raise a fetus. you cant raise a baby though.
Alana Corbella You aren't raising the fetus. The fetus adapts. It's called adaptation.
In space, born and raised, on the ISS is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out 'laxin relaxin all cool and all floatin around outside of the earth
+MidiMaze178 When a couple of comets who were up to no good started making trouble in my galaxy
+MidiMaze178 I got in one little fight and my Mom got scared and said your moving with your aunty and uncle in mars
xSw eD What are you talking about? They said exactly what they were expected to say!
xSw eD Thank you.
Watching this in 2026, 13 years later .. time flies
Vsauce is literally asking to be chroma keyed into a background
“G hurts so good~”
- Vsauce
G-Hz....so good
*d a f u q*
G spot
it...it does though
pain is pleasure
I get uncomfortable sometimes pondering about our existence too long. It kind of disconnects you from reality, thinking about billions of years in the future.
Thank you, "Master Queef".
In all seriousness though, I feel the same.
Yes then I feel weird
It kind of makes you feel like you should stop thinking about it bc it's too complicated and something is stopping you to keep thinking about it.
It's strange idk.
Zachary Kyrennon similar to not being able to conceive death while dreaming, so you simply wake up
damn.... that's deep.... now I'm beginning to comprehend the purpose of life and the authenticity of reality. I'm going to go and look at a blank wall for a while, chow...
You changed the thumbnail or what man????
'We're not flying, we're falling with style!'
y'all become mega mind if u born in space
slavic_canadian
I subscribed
Nah bro frieza
Nice pfp
yeah! It works!
"G hurts *soo good* " 😏
makes me sick
XD
..........i dont get it
@@gilbertogutierrez4354 g-spots
@Gilberto gutierrez I think it's a sex joke.
I love how there's a whole new generation watching these videos
כל כך כיף לצפות בתוכניות אלו ! מדהים ! אין מילים ! תודה לך ולכם !
You literally used words
**Sees title**
Oh COoL i wANnA gO To SPacE
**Watches half of the video**
Wait what?
**watches other half of video**
Oh my God
never say God's name in vain
Cobra Norovia god god god god kami
Darki OK... you asked for it... SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR MOM IS A POODLE
Hey why is my mom a poodle?!?!?!?
Cobra Norovia XD
These videos truly prove that there is an endless amount of things that we have yet to learn.
Endless is stretching it a bit far.
What really scares me is the fact that one day, we might run out of new things to discover. What if we invent everything that can ever be invented, explore everything that can be explored, et cetera. What if, one day, there is nothing else to work against. That is what scares me.
Eoes Reaper dont worry about that. dont think wel run out of anything for a while. atleast not for our life time buddy.
fares al mutairi I didn't think it would happen in our lifetime, nor in the next couple of tens of thousands of years tbh
Eoes Reaper That will never happen. Perfection just can't be reached. As we discover more, we ask more questions. This world is vast and things are being discovered every year. I think the world will end with many of our questions unanswered. Then again, I'll never know if that prediction was true or not unless there really is an afterlife of some sort. And even so, we might not get our answers. That's what it means to be mortal.
TrollKing KUBOsaki Again, the world is not the limit. Given that our scientific progress is (currently) exponensial, we will at some point come to a stagnation, given that our race survives that long of course (which is unlikely, of course)
What we know today would baffle even the brightest minds of the past. Galileo, Aristotle, Platon and Archimedes probably couldn't fathom the fact that I can speak with you, with instant notifications and instand answers. We can hold a conversation just like I can with my classmates, teachers et cetera.
Since we will have to agree to disagree about my previous statement, how do you react to this one: Can there be progress without suffering?
What if you were born in space?
Youre legally called an alien
Where does he gets such amazing background music ❤️👍
It’s funny how one of the first educational youtube channels has better quality and is more interesting than most educational channels today.
This is my 3rd time I rewatch this, I watched it for the first time in 2015
Every year you come back?
5th time? Yea 5th time watching it, and it is more interesting than school and any other educational channel
@@robertor.7781 he cant get enough of that thumbnail lol
Youre a jew
2023, Hello!
I don't want to be an astronaut anymore...
+mcnick kcincm lol
Me too
Im a kid
"Sperm"
-Vsauce 2013
facts 😩
“Pregnant rats.”
If a space baby will be born, we just made aliens!
I wanna go to space!
*watches video*
I don't wanna go to space!
I want to
I don't really want to but I think my biggest fear up there would be my helmet shattering, that's pretty much it
Meme Teme or if u fell in a black hole
Esther LeClaire so true xD
LITERALLY MY LIFE Don't worry, there ain't no black holes near here!
"All humans were born on Earth" that's what the government wants you to think
Haha my comment a couple minutes ago exactly.
+Lexus Fox shhhh shhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhh........
+Lexus Fox its ok shhhhhhhh its ok
+Lexus Fox shhhhhh the government is not accurate shhhhhhhhh
+Lexus Fox shhhhhh *slowly stabs knife into throught * shhhhhhh shhhhhhhh
Vsauce: What If You Were Born In Space?
Also Vsauce: This is how babies are made
so basically, the international space station isn't flying, it's falling with style
Vsauce: "the tears don't fall."
Me: *THEY CRASH AROUND ME*
gavvy bash XD
Yee boooi
What chemical romance song is that
@@cranberrychili2260
It's a Bullet for my Valentine song
Why'd you default to MCR?
@@ibrahimhomsi3567 cuz it's the most basic edgy thing I could think of in 5 second, why.
This video have destroyed my will of being an astronaut
Minzy _ixx ur not supposed to fuck your fellow astronaut then get a child in middle of space
Minzy _ixx i never called u a child
Minzy _ixx Nethier do I
which is why I don't want to be one and be a artist
it's not that bad, bone density grows back when astronauts return
as soon as you hear that classic vsauce music playing, you know hes gonna make you question your exsistence
4:42 hmmmmmmmmm. no ones ever had sex in space station right? RIGHT?
so i think sometimes it would be on news. XD
Your uncle went inside your space station
@@Jesus-ov9yt what are you trying to say 13 yo depressed girl?😂
Title: What If You Were Born In Space?
Michael: Talks about how vomiting can save your life
Lol! it’s cuz Everything is connected!
I think he had a Ted talk about that
@@justdragons3317 XD
It can save you from alcohol to
Taco Bell with its new food idea smiles
Tears don't fall, they crash around me
I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO LMAO (I firmly enjoy that song)
when u know the song *the feels*
yess
mom's spaghetti
*screams
Thanks for the great content
This man never gets old