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Falling into lava video: • Disposal of organic wa...
Flowing lava video: • Playing with Lava
What death by lava would actually be like: www.wired.com/wiredscience/201...
Where you can find a lava lake: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lava_lake
How percentage of people are still alive? what-if.xkcd.com/27/
Hypothermia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothermia
Mariana Trench: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_...
AMAZING xkcd chart showing depths to scale (click for larger pic): xkcd.com/1040/
Influenza: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza
Black Death: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death
Malaria total fatalities: www.aaas.org/international/afr...
Global Peace Index: www.visionofhumanity.org/gpi-d...
Cabot Cove murder rate: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/artic...
Most dangerous cities by murder rate: www.businessinsider.com/most-d...
Dirtiest cities: www.popsci.com/environment/gal...
Lake Karachay: www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetec...
Chernobyl as haven for wildlife: www.wired.com/magazine/2011/04... - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
"it is easy to think of the plague as something of the past" man i miss 2013
JoJo Reference
Do be cognizant that advances in sanitation and medical treatments are helping to curb the spread, something they did not have back then. Michael said it himself in the video, we have antibiotics for the bubonic plague. What we don’t have is a cure or vaccine for chinese coronavirus: something that would cripple some for life and kill most elderly and immunocompromised individuals if allowed to spread unchecked.
@JoJo Reference
And said cure is..? You, my friend, are the brick wall. And I am the unfortunate man stuck butting my head into it, thinking it will budge.
@JoJo Reference Somebody with JoJo in their name and a furry as their pfp cannot lecture anyone, about anything, at all.
@JoJo Reference it's flu not flue, which is a part of a fucking chimney.
JoJo Reference but here’s the thing it’s been at least 5 months and we still have no pure cure for it so it can still evolve and have a greater DNA strand
Hey Vsauce Michael here,
93% of humans are dead
And as always, Thanks for watching.
This comment has 69 likes so i will not like it
memes.pdf I like the way you think
Luke
Who the hell were these 176 people who liked this
W
Now there’s 369 people who liked this, 300 people didn’t understand
Imagine being on a mountain and then a voice behind you says “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here, what is the speed of falling?”
hey vsauce, micheal here, how fast is your terminal velocity
Shove
Underrated
"Lets find out shall we"
@@daviddow3705 Push
Vsauce, a teacher who can make class attendance 100%
100% class attendance every 5 months or so.
@Lil Yeet Because of interesting topics and interesting ways to present them.
Closer to 200%
I bet students from other classes would try and sneak out to get some Vsause in their brains
@Banana Hammock I promote that teacher to teacher of the decade
2:58 I'm sorry Michael, but this is where you're wrong. We all know that when water touches lava, it makes obsidian..
😒
And cobblestone !
Brb gotta get my diamond pic and my flint and steel
@@tiffw21 r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@zacplayzgamer6328 GOD DAMMIT, I WANTED TO SAY THAT! SCREEEE
I’ve played plague inc and can confirm stupid fricking Iceland is the safest place on earth
1. Greenland
2. Iceland
3. New Zealand
4. Madagascar
i play a similar game (the mobile app infection) and the two places that never get infected are always madagascar and greenland, so i usually start with one of those
Made In China if you start in iceland it would take years to infect all of em
Made In China yes
Greenland***
3:26 i thought he was gonna say “i highly recommend you go jump into a volcano” 😭
The most dangerous place on earth is sitting next to my wife when she’s mad at you.
Or my mother-in-law's house
Lmao
I think OP's wife has read his comment and killed him a month ago.
Why would you wife be mad at me
Mad at ME*
0:00 I'm so used to modern youtube that i though he was gonna say "93% of you are not subscribed"
Vsauce: But are you?!...You see when time and matter binds together cracks in the universe...
Same
bruh same
Bio bahah
How gross
The most dangerous place on Earth, is Earth - with a 100% death rate
99.9% As there have been 3 deaths in "space" (defined as 100km/62ish miles above the earth) and if a little bit more leniency about the actual border it would be 18 people. So Earth is 99.999999999% Space is 100% since everyone that has gone to space has died. Everyone who has drank water has died.
Snow Paw .. mind blown
@Alexander Vanderon ah, thanks for reminding me
Every one who drank water hasn’t died because of babies who die at birth
South Jersey Gambler but they come back to Earth and die. So everyone who has visited space has died making it a 100% death rate
'Where is the most dangerous place on earth'
The staircase when you turn the lights of
The bathroom when the lights go off and you still have your eyes closed
@@shikupo when u feel someone's behind u
Omori reference?
‘but falling into a molten lake is the most spectacular way to go’
how nice
In conclusion; never dig straight down
Conclusion kill mosquitos!
Or is it?
You mean: Never dig straight down otherwise huh?
I cheat death because I always bring a bucket of water with me.
I got banned from life
Nice Minecraft reference
That feeling when the Vsauce music kicks in.
When I hear that I know shits going down right there and then
When I first heard it it reminded me of this Herbie Hancock song: th-cam.com/video/ccnq6OXAIaM/w-d-xo.html
That moment when something happens in your life and Vsauce music plays
It's just like the undertaker intro, just nerdier.
It really sounds like an google Easter egg
4:04 Cracow and Milan remembered to draw their Bubonic Plague Circle
I love how he just chilling and randomly starts talking and a camera suddenly appears
On Mount Everest there is 1/3 of the oxygen from the sea level. Solution: breath 3x faster
Ill go try it gimme a moment
😂 Baka
@@awhahoo did it work ?
@@arpuzer8720 he ain't coming back I think
Imma go look for him
A guy threw a bag of “organic material” into lava.... we all know that was a body
*Or is it?*
KaiTheMoron it is
Of his mother
*they found out, I--*
tbf thts not rly wht a body looks like when thrown in lava
This reminds me: I once worked with a guy that used to work in a giant metal foundry. He told me that in one part of the factory, giant slabs of just-off-white-heat slabs of aluminium were rolling along on the roller conveyor line. A guy who was new to the factory was being shown around. Aluminium at that heat looks cool. It does not glow like iron. His protective clothing did not let him feel the dangerous heat, so when he accidentally sat on one of those slabs there was an immediate explosion of pink steam and only the bottom part of his legs remained.
Yikes...
@@gregoryford2532 The aluminium may "only" get to 660C, but there is so much stored energy in an ingot that it will instantly turn an entire erson's body fluids to vapour. The rest of the man was probably blown away with the force of the explosion. Not saying his bones etc. disappeared as such, just scattered afar in an instant.
This guy talks about the most mind blowing things ever that I have never ever thought about.
Thanos: Destroys half of living human population.
Malaria: Hold my beer
You are so right.
But he also destroy other species
@brett the joke is that Thanos destroy half the universe and then malaria as a person was standing with a beer and gave it to Thanos as he kill half the people who existed
And r/woooosh
Mosquito: hold my blood
brett r/woooosh
the TH-cam comment section is the most deadly place on earth
Seriously? No likes for this comment? Tough crowd.
Give this man more attention!
+Deo LeBrundo The Internet is on Earth.
I don't know what you're talking about! We're very intelligent, civilized people!
*****
No, only if you buy one for me.
*Michael gets abducted by aliens*
Aliens: hey...Michael...Vsaucer here
Taco Bell restroom
Michael: casually plays Rubiks cube and suddenly says 93% of all people are dead
@diagnal_ Blush YT That is creepy...
I laughed when he said that
@@bernie604 the cube he was solving
plays rubiks cube
Of all people who were alive*
The area with the highest consistent death rate is none other than...
Rainbow Road
Alexander D Lol I used to love that game
Alexander D fucking genious
Alexander D XD
Alexander D That's where your right kiddo
Alexander D every shooting star you see is a basterd woho fell off rainbow road
I always rewatch your content once in a while. Even though i don’t always understand the topic, i can understand the significance of what your saying. I appreciate the content you gave/give us Michael.
4:17 hahahhahaha HAHAHAHHAHAH 😭
"What is the most dangerous place on Earth?"
Obviously the core.
BloodMoon Gaming no outside your bedroom is my worst place! XD NO I AM SIRIAS
+John Cortez sonar says otherwise bruh
***** how then? Where does the magnetic field come from if its "not how they described it?"
BloodMoon Gaming obviously the sun
Vanoss Awesome "on earth"
0:25 when you here that music you knows shits about to get real
Tyler Digby, Hear*
LittleZoey mincraft stay away from mike
LittleZoey mincraft epic one bro rofl
With a name like that you are never gonna get a lot of subs
Anonymous Anonymous *an
I love that no matter how old a Vsauce video is, the comment section is still thriving with new comments. I love you all, you curious minded besties
I don’t love you
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Fun fact: the elephants foot in Chernobyl has so much radiation you would get a lethal amount in only 5 minutes, the radiation has since died down a bit but it’s still very hot and very radioactive
6:50 I grew up in Juarez and hearing that 10 people have been killed in a day is so common that it's almost normal. At this point I barely react to the news counting the people who have been killed.
Interesting story: When I was in primaria (Elementary) a person was killed right in front of the school. I don't remember if he was killed in the place or they just throw it in there. From my classroom's window we were able to see the body. And then, my teacher continued the class normally, at the time I didn't give it too much importance, but later when I told this story to people not from Juarez they went crazy and I realized how fucking crazy is the situation in Juarez. A dead person was laying in front of an elementary school and they just continued the classes normally
tldr 🙄(it’s a joke CALM THE FUCK OUT)
I live in el Paso just right across the border from juarez and my dad would always tell me stories of the crazy shit hes seen down there. One story was him and his friend finished working on a car so they were just hanging out drinking in the yard my dads friends owned and they heard this really loud screaming. They peek over a wall to see whats happening and they see a girl running and before they could do anything a car turns the corner and speeds towards the girl, they slam on the brakes right behind her and a few dudes get out pointing guns at her. Shes screaming and begging in Spanish to go home and apparently my dad said they didnt day a single word (im pretty sure its because they weren't talking loud enough but who knows). They were circled around her and the only thing my dad heard was the sound of a shotgun cocking. He said he ducked down cuz he didnt wanna witness a murder happen but nothing happened just more screaming then silence. His friend said to come back up and when he did they were driving off. She got abducted right in front of them. My dad said it fucked him up for weeks to point he stopped going to juarez entirely. Now he lives in denver still getting drunk working on cars but with no abductions as far as he knows lol
@OP So u r a lucky guy who's still alive
😨😰
My dad lived in Ermita Zaragoza in CDMX, he told me that once going back from college , a bunch of dudes with machetes were walking towards him, then someone recognized him, and told the others to leave him alone
Mosquito - M'Lord ,M'lady
Lord and Lady- M'Laria
clever
Un OG
M'squito
What? Lol 😂
Lol
The problem with the most dangerous animal charts is they say something is dangerous based on how many people die. Not by stuff like what makes them angry the percentage of them getting angry or whatever the percentage of survival when put in these conditions etc.
Exactly. There are only so many people in Australia.
I re watch all these prime vsauce vids the way he used to present these subjects is so calming
San Andreas in GTA 5, definitely the highest crime rate
AwesomeDrifterX Los Santos is the city, San Andreas is the state.
+Joelington Really?
Joelington wouldn't Blaine county count too
There not talking about pretend things I know San Andreas is bad in real life and but not as bad as the games
Carly Russell
_that's the joke_
"You were teleported from wherever you were to Mt.Everest"
Me who was bathing:
@@idkanameforthis Bot.
@@idkanameforthis funny
@@idkanameforthis m
@@idkanameforthis u
@@idkanameforthis what the?
_Where's the most dangerous place on Earth_
Latin America: *Allow me to introduce myself...*
How is that videos made 10 years ago hold up better than any other content on youtube? It still feels so fresh and new, Vsauce made the blueprint for this kind of content within youtube.
anti vax kid:*exists*
mosquitoes:its a -me malario
Vaccines don't prevent malaria
jamesrei there is a new malaria vaccine although I believe it is 43% effective due to how complex malaria is. But hey it’s better than nothing
Let's a go infect the world
But first, we need to talk about Plasmodium.
It's free real estate.
When he was talking about malaria a mosquito landed on my arm
Axel Almén lol
Axel Almén lol
Axel Almén lol
he loved the video title lol
Axel Almén i want to watch this video
7:15 you really gonna do deathnote like that 😒
This man and his videos are timeless. It's hard to tell whether a vidoe is either 10 or 2 years old
“For every person alive, There are fifteen people no longer alive”
Me: *quickly glances around*
I see dead people.
About 15 wherever I go, lol.
Thanos: GG EZ
Man the it could be the hottest or coldest place!
30 if you're not a coward
You in a little room vs the entire 🌎
I hope he introduces himself to strangers by saying exactly what he said in the first 10 seconds of this video.
lol
Damn
It will seem like he's gonna murder that person right after the statement.
Even after a decade these videos make me wonder at 3am. What a legend.
If only my teachers were like him, at least I would've died considered as a good student.
Michael: *happily solving rubix cube*
Also Michael: “Hey Vsauce, Michael here! 93% of all humans who have ever lived... are dead
golden gaming0007 rubik’s*
Benja74 no one asked
Waleed Ahmed your not involved in this, fuck off
@@benja7423 ok
Benja74 we didn’t ask for your opinion either
Thought the title was
The most dangerous planet on earth
lol same
Mars
Same
@@ari1758 me 2
i bet at least one person was killed by a replica of uranus
you were one of my earliest youytube memories with your video about horror vs terror and I just wanted you to know
I love how he just talks and then, asks and the music plays
“Half of the world has died from malaria”
Me who once got infected with malaria: heavy breaths
f
F
Wait✋, actually?
how did you find out?
@@Niga_man_ BINOD
Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
Me: 0:50
Also Vsauce without context
Solar Flare 😂
Thank you
Fuck you normie
Same 😂
He also throws a tank of propane into a volcano, and has a video of himself in a heat-resistant, protective suit, at the ledge of the inner most crater of a boiling cauldron of lava. Bubbles popping a few meters below and spattering the walls in places that look higher than where he is at. Geoff Mackey, the dudes a straight up savage.
Chris Kogos impressions
*Michael falls off cliff*
Random person at the bottom: Omg this cliff is so dangerous! Are you okay?
Michael: While it is true that this cliff is dangerous, is it really the most dangerous place on Earth?
*Vsauce music plays*
Science is scared of Vsauce
OMG HI RUBIK'S
@@MarshioPK wait how did you even find this comment from 4 months ago on a Vsauce video xD
ALSO WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENING HOW!?
@@30Rubiks Ikr?
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We live in a society
Or do we?
*vsauce mucis starts*
Эхо
DOOOO DOOOOO DOOOO DULADOOOOO
Micheal starts spitting everywhere
Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUN
Ur profile pic tho
2:33 *transtitions from dieing outer space to dieing in lava*
Me: AMONGUS REFERENCE!!!!!
When he said 93% I thought he was gunna add “have not subscribed”
Humans: blow up a nuclear facility
Animals: Its free real estate
Nice pfp
I wanted to like but it was at 69 likes
@@Eeenn : (doesn't ruin it)
The other 74 people who liked:
*69 was never an option*
So if my oven is 5 degrees Celsius then is lava 20 degrees? Sounds nice, I would love to swim in that
Your oven must suck.
20 degrees would actually be cold. I live in America, so I don't know Celsius very well, but most pools are around 80 degrees Fahrenheit, and 20 degrees Celsius is 68 degrees Fahrenheit.
+Ava Nicole well, just in case you want to know (I'm from Europe and moved to the US a year ago so I'm very familiar with both systems, plus I'm studying chemistry), to find the temperature from Celsius to Fahrenheit, you need to multiply the temperature in Celsius by 1.8, after that you add 32, to do from Fahrenheit to Celsius just subtract 32 from the temperature in Fahrenheit and then divide by 1.8
+Ava Nicole lol then if you don't know about something just learn about it
+Ava Nicole 20c° are cold 😂😂 I live in cambodia and we use celsues(c°) ...... u are right.... 20 it pretty much COLD
In 2004 camp anaconda in balad iraq was supposedly the most attacked base on the planet at the time. Sustained rocket/ mortar attacks, lasting days at a time. Who knows how true it is but that was a hell of a time.
7:32 not trying to be mean or anything but this number is off because not all of the murders in Murder She Wrote were in Cabot Cove.
Probably my basement with the lights turned off and the door closed.
69 likes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Andrew 1231 sad ;-;
Is it 0°C down there?
@@sanstheskeleton679 nah demons will get your toes
PolarBearsRCool don’t forget the deseases from the bodies
i like to imagine vsauce gets in an argument and someone says where is the most dangerous place on earth and he just answers like this
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@@idkanameforthis bro stop
@@idkanameforthis what the f-ck dude? Stop
Why do you think we hired him?
@@idkanameforthis just disliked all ur videos also wtf why do u have so much content like burning down forests and running people over like that's just fucked up
"if you were to teleport from wherever you are right now directly to the summit of Everest, you would most likely die within 2-3 minutes"
My dead relative: * Laughs in dead *
The most dangerous place on earth is my house when I come back after detention.
Thanos: *erases half of living creatures*
Malaria: all of that without a drop of blood
Tai Ketchum oh trust me... there would be blood.
Quit stealing comments dog
Dab Dab why ? It’s worth reposting good comments. We would never see them if it were only postable once lol.
@@VenomFNyt i saw this one right above another with the same format
@@VenomFNyt Yeah, but they could at least give credit?
Imagine starting a conversation saying “Hi my name is**** and I’ve had and survived the bubonic Plague” like how do you top that? That’s kinda a major flex. Edit: whoa thanks for the likes lol
Drue Wade Hi, nice story. While you where in hospital I got laid at least.... Twice. *micdrop* I outta here boys
Drue Wade Fr, best youtube intro ever
"hi my name is *** and i survived the coronavirus"
Hi, my name is ________, and I haven't fallen asleep in any of my college lectures 🙃
I survived the corona virus
His transitions are so legendary
In TH-cam, certainly a certain channel called, Vsauce.
Hold up. Lava’s only 4x hotter than my oven?
*ideas forming*
This is minecraft
Step 1) Buy 4 industrial ovens
Step 2) Get rock
Step 3) Lava?
Step 4) ?
Alexander Vanderon step 4 is jump in.
4x oven-ception. #Nonlogic
i can finally make a cake in less than 3 days
what about the restroom at Taco bell?
Emanuel Johnson it gets radioactive in Der
Emanuel Johnson 😅
Emanuel Johnson bruh😂😂😂
Emanuel Johnson Lol
Emanuel Johnson if the food doesn't kill you before you get to the restroom.
Can’t help but feel like we got the plague’s sequel, and this video may need one too
2:32 transitions from dying in outer space to dieing in lava
Me: AMONGUS REFERENCE!!!!!
*"Half of earth has died to Malaria"*
Plasmodium: "I am inevitable"
Coronavirus I AM THE MASSSTERRRRR
X20x50x
Coronavirus: allow me to introduce myself
these comments and replies are just too funny to watch
@Issac_YT34 nope
Fact:malaria killed more humans than any disease.
Not half of the human that ever existed because it's too stupid to believe that
But it killed more than any disease.
Corona virus is merely at 10m
shoping malls on black friday
Đorđe Kojić No shopping malls on Black Friday not shopping malls on Black Friday
Lol 69 likes.
*PTSD FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*
I love how you can never tell where he is going with his next sentence
Interesting fact : London Ontario has the most serial killers per capita. Not because it's dangerous but because it's a surprisingly big city despite having a low population
“God Mount Everest is spawn killing me again”
Michael: talks about falling into lava
also Michael: there's a fantastic video on youtube where a guy-
me thinking: jumps into lava?
Really I thought he will throw someone in lava
whos gonna end the video tho
@@briaiguess8834 someone else could record them jumping in
@@PokeMario-pk4ot oh ok
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"The human body can withstand 50 psi (pounds per square inch) and that's if it's a sudden impact. However if it's sustained pressure, the body can withstand up to 400 psi if the weight is gradually increased."
Might wanna fact check lol.
(A.K.A instant death because of 15,000 psi.)
most dangerous place? my mom's room after i have to tell her i missed the bus
They always ask what's the most dangerous place in the world, but they never ask how's the most dangerous place in the world
Why's the most dangerous place in the world.
When's the most dangerous place on earth?
Whomst've's the most dangerous place in the world?
Who’s the most dangerous place in the world
The short awnser to all these questions is quite dangerous
VSauce: “If you took a human, stripped them naked, and left them in an environment of 0 degrees celsius, they would die in 20 minutes...”
Canada: “Hold my beer.”
Canada isn’t a human.
Hold my maple syrup
More like Russia
Russia: "Hold my beer"
@@majuju06 *Vodka
Wim Hof is laughing
His pronunciation of Juárez is just beautiful
Red sus he sabotage 8:00
The most dangerous place on earth is the other end of a gun barrel.
Or in a nuke testing site
Yeah.
Dwarven Actor
its the bermuda triangle
XD So true though!
Even if your wearing a bulletproof vest.
4:06 "What's the most dangerous place on Earth?" Apparently not Poland
Poland stronk!
LOL.. I noticed that too :-)
poland had jews who had good hygiene and didnt trow there shit on the streets like the rest of europe did and they actually cleaned themself
Australia
Iraq and Syria.
Your number for Cabot Cove is off. There were 264 episodes, but a lot of those took place in other places with Jessica traveling.
1:44 Bold of you to assume that I'm not already on the top of Mount Everest
nuketown 2025 has seen thousands, if not millions of deaths in less than a city blocks length
Very true.
Nuketown
Can't wait for blops 3
+kenny fritz blops??????
+ferderik zarghetta Short for black ops!
Michael: We need warmth. But one thing we need more pressingly than that is
Me: Coolth
Michael: Oxygen
Me: Oh
"Coolth" lmao wtf 😆
Oxygenth
*WHAT*
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Oh 2.
When he told about how many people die i felt sad, like imagine how many people that watched this video already passed away
4:15 ...
I think Vsauce was briefly foreshadowing something...
Woah, 100% of deaths result in death.
SaturaPVP WhAaAaAaAaT?!?!?!!!!!1!1!1?!!11?1!1
holy shiteu
SaturaPVP
What about the people who had a brain infection thing and stopped their brain and their Brain started up again.
SaturaPVP WOW I DID NOT KNOW THAT!
But is that true?
Life is the deadliest thing on earth, you can't survive it forever. No-one can.
Otto's Audio not even chuck norris?
Otto's Audio that's deep dude
Otto's Audio
But what if I buy quick revive??????
Otto's Audio
I'm 14 years old, and that's deep
WOAH SO CLEVER.
Dangerous place on earth?
Toilets after your dad uses it.
Very interesting video, one that I will be sharing mind you.
But I wish you had at least edited a number onto the screen, for when you moved onto another point of contention etc etc.
Still, 9/10, will recommend.