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Special thanks to @chubbyemu and Evelyn Lamb ( / evelynjlamb ) for answering my questions about the body and holes, respectively.
wardrobe by: / dasharez0ne
An article from Evelyn about holes: blogs.scientif...
the philosophy of holes: plato.stanford...
Coffee mug + doughnut sculptures and video from @henryseg :
VIDEO: • Topology joke
BUY: www.shapeways....
sun footage: svs.gsfc.nasa....
anatomy of the nasal cavity: • Anatomy of the Nasal C...
Supernumerary Puncta: link.springer....
accessory ostium:
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www.ncbi.nlm.n...
3D visual effects: Eric Langlay
Toilet scene effects: me and Jake Roper and Eric Langlay
music: Jake Chudnow and Audio Network
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Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
L.A. CA 90033
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That intro is everything I didn't know I needed
such an annoying kissass
@@thedude8231 ikr
Dolan Darker are you god?
@@thedude8231 oh yes apologies for being a Vsauce fan
@@thedude8231 ...
The longer his beard grows, the crazier he gets
stronger*
like an anime character but facial hair
VendorMC Reminds me of many other great scientists
I find this true of most men.
he's going back to his roots. Michael made some strange videos back before vsauce.
*Legend has it that people sacrifice the hair on their head to gain powers.*
me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes?
Michael: holes do not exist
me: ohhhhh
Queue vsauce music
OR DO THEY?
* vsauce music starts playing
i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂
😂😂😂
Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this
This is without a doubt the most cursed intro to any Vsauce video, and that’s an achievement
fr
I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.
If he hadn't been perfectly rational through 3 seasons of Mind Field, I'd worry his insanity is being exploited for money by some puppetmaster.
Hes back tho
Yes
Lol yes
Imagine walking up to that door and hearing this dialogue
I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.
Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened
I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now
I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something
100%
Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no
“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.”
Best insult ever heard
"or are you?"
or is it?
I'm certainly recycling that insult.
That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.
Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂
Michael eating the donut from the toilet has scarred me for life.
it’s prob a bowl of water in the toilet with camera on top
Haha
I almost died
@wasp795
OR IS IT?
I cried it was scary 😭
“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”
One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.
idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢
@@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro
Psychiatrist: tell me more about you.
Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut
A bodysuit for a spider*
Davide Rignani Lolli
Hell yeah
Here you go 667 likes
Why do I hear Rick’s voice?
Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg
He got his password back, but not his sanity.
Did he ever?
And we are fine with it, aren't we?
Who needs sanity when you have answers
@᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?
@᪶ ᪶
Or did it?
the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century:
“Or are they?”
*followed by keyboard*
"Oh wow, these seems like a cool vid-" Michael: holes don't exist
The universe re-imagines itself according to this guy's non-sequiturs. He is: The Mandela Effect.
@@Thallod but is it really? Is the mandela effect even real?
The entire universe is just a hole with bits of galaxy floating around in it.
"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider."
*And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*
The context makes him sound even more insane
Maybe we all are spider man!
ten HOLE years ;D
Eat your cereal
Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.
“He just has a separate water bowl” “he just has a separate water bowl”
“Aaaaah he just ate a toilet donut”
How Many Holes Does a Human Have?
"Holes don't even eixst"
Mmm, yeah, that's some tasty Vsauce right there
He is alive!
“An excellent comment”
The longer his beard gets, the less sane he is
long beard = smol brain, big pp. baby face = big brain, smol pp. which do you choose.
Legend Slayer y
Is that a dont starve reference
Legend Slayer brain over any thing.
Lmfao
I edited this so nobody knows why this has so many likes
I was thinking the same with the weird situations and noises he makes lol
10:00
Nah, I don't th-
10:02 naaah, definitely will appear on a "vsauce out of context" video
@@nars_bars8774 hahaha, that's totally gonna make a out of context video
This is weird even with the context.
Eating toilet doughnuts is unneccesary. That's a sentence I never thought I'd need to write.
Michael, pulling out a knife:
How Many Holes Can a Human Have?
new joker?
Probably 28
uhhh
420
@@waterbottle5367 28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH
Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut
Michael: nom nom nom
really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet
BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout
@@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us
Yuuuuck
I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water.
That's only because I respect donuts too much.
Plato: A human is a featherless biped
Aristotle: A human is a rational animal
Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut
BEHOLD A MAN
8 for some
Amazing comment
Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men
Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8
What a great first video from Vsauce to start off with, definitely made a good first impression
Me: How uncomfortable can a TH-cam video get without being striked?
Vsauce: He, he, he...
after this video about holes porn got a *hole* new meaning
He has a channel that used to be called dong
W..W..Why is he stuttering?
Spider videos were they rip apart males
Alternative title: Lost? How to find your butt
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a body suit for a spider."
Dude I honestly didn't think I'd ever get here without drugs but here I am.
Bummer!
My mind is bigobobbled
voidmanagment- That's why prisoners are given quarantine and not drugs
You have 666 likes I don't wanna ruin it
good job, now you can start doing drugs
"Holes might not even exist"
MOM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
Underrated comment
I’m the 70th like
Haha 😄
@@Kai-yaam and somehow I'm the 700th like
@@saurabhjadhav7656 well isn’t that cool?
1. What would make someone consider eating a donut soaked in toilet water?
2. How would toilet water affect the taste of a donut?
3. Are there any health risks associated with consuming a donut soaked in toilet water?
4. What are the psychological effects of eating a donut soaked in toilet water?
5. How does toilet water alter the texture of a donut?
6. Would you still recognize the flavor of the donut after it’s soaked in toilet water?
7. Can toilet water change the color of a donut?
8. How long does a donut need to be soaked in toilet water to absorb its flavor?
9. What types of bacteria might be present in toilet water that soaks into a donut?
10. How would you disinfect a donut soaked in toilet water?
11. Can any part of the donut be salvaged after being soaked in toilet water?
12. Would different types of donuts (glazed, jelly-filled, etc.) react differently to being soaked in toilet water?
13. How would the smell of a donut change after being soaked in toilet water?
14. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be used as a form of punishment or challenge?
15. What experiments could be conducted to analyze the effects of toilet water on donuts?
16. How quickly would a donut disintegrate if soaked in toilet water for an extended period?
17. Would a donut soaked in toilet water become more or less dense?
18. What social or cultural taboos are associated with consuming food that has been in contact with toilet water?
19. How would soaking a donut in toilet water impact its nutritional content?
20. What are the potential consequences of serving someone a donut soaked in toilet water without their knowledge?
21. Is there any way to reverse the effects of soaking a donut in toilet water?
22. What flavors or scents could mask the toilet water in a soaked donut?
23. How would a toilet water-soaked donut be perceived in different cultures?
24. Could toilet water-soaked donuts become a viral internet challenge?
25. How might a prank involving toilet water-soaked donuts play out?
26. What could be done to make a toilet water-soaked donut safe for consumption?
27. How would a gourmet chef react to the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut?
28. What are the ethical implications of feeding someone a donut soaked in toilet water?
29. How might a child react to being offered a toilet water-soaked donut?
30. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be a metaphor for something else in literature or art?
31. What are the legal consequences of serving someone a toilet water-soaked donut?
32. How would a donut soaked in toilet water compare to one soaked in tap water in terms of taste and texture?
33. Would it be possible to tell if a donut was soaked in toilet water just by looking at it?
34. How would different types of toilet water (public, private, etc.) affect a donut differently?
35. What is the history behind using toilet water in food-related pranks?
36. How would you test for the presence of toilet water in a donut scientifically?
37. Would the type of toilet (e.g., clean vs. dirty) make a difference in how a donut is affected?
38. Could toilet water-soaked donuts have any role in a horror or comedy film?
39. How would a person’s perception of cleanliness affect their willingness to eat a toilet water-soaked donut?
40. How does the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut challenge traditional notions of food safety?
41. What would be the psychological impact of seeing someone else eat a toilet water-soaked donut?
42. Could soaking a donut in toilet water be part of a science experiment to study bacteria growth?
43. What methods could be used to purify a donut after it’s been soaked in toilet water?
44. How would a donut factory handle a contamination event involving toilet water?
45. What would happen if you dried out a toilet water-soaked donut and tried to eat it?
46. Would a donut soaked in toilet water be more prone to mold or spoilage?
47. How might the texture of a toilet water-soaked donut change after being frozen?
48. Could a donut soaked in toilet water still be used as a prop in a movie or commercial?
49. How would a donut soaked in toilet water affect the health of someone with a compromised immune system?
50. Could a donut soaked in toilet water be a plot point in a novel or short story?
Now you're asking the right questions. All 50 of them, that is.
That feel when you realize Michael is back at it again with his insanely entertaining educational videos
I missed them
Indeed
Or is he?
and somehow disturbing
Does anyone remember when that youtuber asked Michael 'tits or ass?' out of nowhere and Michael.exe stopped working? My man is so innocent, I feel for him XD
“Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut
The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha
I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary
@@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water.
Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?
C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.
I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!
Vsauce is the guy who actually tries to figure out his shower thoughts
Lmao
I have a app that does that for you, it’s called google
@@tamarastewart8819 apparently i cant search about does a testicle able to produce an apple juice instead of coom
@@irsyad8898 they are not Apple trees
@@p020z5 yeah but what if you genetically modify it to create apple genes so apple extract instead of sperms and fructose juice....🤔🤔🤔
This video has now made me imagine a non digestible string you could eat and have it pass through you entire digestive track and come out the other end completly intact only Michael could spark my imagination in such a way
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on TH-cam.
cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.
Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that
Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.
the jeans image was terrifying.
Title: How many holes does a human have?
Vsauce: The holes might not even exist
Me: ok
what?
@kptins underrated reply
@kptins wait this isn't porn?
like number 700 *BOI*
Its exist
th-cam.com/video/K0TnGzvFDWE/w-d-xo.html
Vsauce is the only science TH-camr who starts a video by eating us, shitting us out and eating a toilet water soaked donut.
i do that too, without recording 🕳️
I love how this is considered a top comment, sitting next to other comments with thousands and thousands of likes
@@michaelboyle7281 Right? What's with this new sorting order of TH-cam? Not that I don't like it, I just don't understand it
@@michaelboyle7281 @Petidani0330
It's not just about totals. It is also about recent engagement. It's a new comment in a sea of years old ones
EXACTLY my first thought also - at the second when we entered his mouth - I knew what is about to happen :)
How’s this guy so intelligent? He’s not normal
"Not all holes are equal"
No truer words have ever been spoken
How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔
@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao
does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.
"now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"
@Mustafa Luebeck Big brain time
Welp, not even a few seconds in and he’s officially lost his mind.
Edit: ah who am I kidding. He lost his mind ever since he grew that beard of his
My girlfriend has 3 Holes
Focus on the content
All youtubers that groe beards go crazy. And that’s a fact
ya he is getting close to going full hipster, never go full hipster
@@TheOkie13 Haha I read your comment with Sergeant Lincoln Osiris's voice, never fails to make me laugh !
Everytime Michael says "or is it?" he adds another 10 minutes to the video.
Or does he?
🤣🤣
Don't forget the raised eyebrow `,: |
18:50 he doesnt
@@АлмазШагиев-ш8н 😆
10:03 is surely the 2nd most cursed thing in this video
Imagine if a stranger asked him how many holes a human body has and he starts explaining this
I hope that happens
"You got 22 mins?".
*Hi vsauce , michael here!""
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
Omg just imagine! Imagine. Imagine......
Don't eat the toilet donut, DON'T EAT THE TOILET DONUT-
he ate the toilet donut
vsauce: They call me a mad man
@Shawn 824 or did he...
I hated how he ate it I’m unaubing
I like to think the water was actually glaze and he just ate a normal donut
probably just a bucket he put the camera in
“How many holes does a human have?”
Vsauce: _proceeds to pull donut out of toilet then eats it_
W
ive just realized vsauce is just a real and smart shitpost
Yes
poopookaakaa donut
Is that why he claimed himself as HowToBasic??? 😅
Michael ate a toilet donut for science. You can do whatever you have to do to get the job done. And never let anyone tell you different.
Vsauce: *explains and lists all of the holes in a human body*
Hentai producers: write that down! write that down!
Underrated
😂😂😂
make this top comment!
Kinky porn producers: this is where the fun begins
The women: I'm boutta end my own career
lol
Me: Why is VSauce not posting?
Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we
Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”
Michael: what is posting? is there posting?
hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.
he posts on d!ng
CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao
He said "hole" so many times I'm not even sure it's a real word anymore.
im not even sure if holes are real, and just another human construct like time and money
jamais vu
@@krzywy8873 thank you, I never knew there was a real word for it, so I've always called it "sudden dyslexia"
@@thor-ericsson There's even a vsauce video on that.
I was sure "hole" is a real word until I saw this comment and kept saying "hole" in my mind. Now I'm not sure too.
Michael’s parents “omg he’s about to say his first words”
Michael “or am I”
Nice one
@@erent1476 ...
@@erent1476 stop
Eren Taşkın imagine needing to self promote your own video
201st like
The first 50 seconds was absolute horror, will i ever recover??
I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend
You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?
@@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)
hypersane infact, not hyposane
He bounced back
that is the price of god like knowledge.
Me: walks into bathroom
Micheal: eating toilet doughnuts
Me: ...
Micheal: how many holes do you have?
HAHAHA thank you for this comment 😂😂
Oh My. Why do I read these comments?
*vsauce theme intensifies*
yes yes micheal
when i saw the donut, my brain was like:
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
dont eat the donut
and then, what had to happen, happened.
he ate the donut
Same, as soon as i saw it i knew... but i still wasn't ready 😂
i feel dead inside now
It was probably just a bucket or something with clean water in it, with a toilet seat on top of it. Not that hard to do.. and he could just spit it out afterwards if he wanted.
@@I_am_a_cat_ well if you go in the slowest playback speed you'll notice that it is not a toilet in deed.. thank god
@@I_am_a_cat_ You mean he didn't eat from the toilet water with his poop in it ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is this dude so dammnn smart ?😮😮😮😮😮
Michael: How many holes are in a human body?
Also Michael: Doesn’t matter, holes don’t exist
Humans are sponges of atoms
Or you know
*M E A T S P O N G E*
th-cam.com/video/iW-aOvyO91M/w-d-xo.html u don't know this
Me: "Oh man, I wish there was new Vsauce content."
Michael: *eats toilet donut*
i was eating my food when watched that part
Or does he?
Be careful what wish for you might get toilet donuts
D':
unnecessary toilet donut eating :'(
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider"
That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.
Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't
And 10:00
9:55 too
@@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!
@@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points
0:02 WHY IS BRO RECORDING HISMELF SHITTING IN THE BATHROOM
“Your body isn’t a donut, it’s a body suit for a spider.” My life no longer has meaning.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I WANTED TO STAB A CHILD HEARING THAT
☻ h e i d i ☻ lmao
☻ h e i d i ☻ I’m a child keep away from me
Sarah Burgos I guess we’re all spiders then.
He’s going insane, he’s acquired knowledge no man should have to bear
Edit - Master Windu caught me on my foolishness with spelling bear. I hope the Jedi council can forgive me.
DaBudda Boi this is definitely some of his most cursed content
He made me scared of holes
DaBudda Boi lol join my life good video tho lol?
He became a Tobias Fünke excited person.
Well - jokes aside - again a very good video :D
666 likes wtf
“Your body isn’t a donut, it’s a bodysuit for a spider.”
r/CursedComments
*(Insert U.T. Muffet theme.)*
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 heh
I cringed because it's a body suit for a 6-legged creature and a spider has 8.
Normalcity of Vsauce videos
i haven’t been able to stop thinking about those eye holes. genuinely been hours after i watched this video, and i am so utterly freaked out and fascinated by my own body
"Why don't you go play with the neighbor's kid?"
The neighbor's kid: 10:01
oh god
Tru
He's a weeb?
@@nintvolet6405 ...no
@@diangelic1 is he an anime girl?
me: don’t eat it don’t eat it don’t eat it michael: *hehehehehe*
Simon Williams I agree
*OH GOD NO DON'T DO THAT YOU JUST TOOK A-*
*..why Michael.. why*
WHY MICHEAL
When he ate it I stared in horror as he chewed and out loud I said "miChAELLLLLL!" in disappointment
me too xDDDD
vsauce: how many holes do people have?
vsauce: well to explain this, lets eat a doughnut out of a toilet
Homer Simpson: *_"This guy gets it!"_*
Haha
"Shock value" isn't.
@@NajwaLaylah,
*_"Or is it?"_*
Maybe it's just a bucket that from inside looks like a toilet, OR IS IT?
oh so that’s how bamboo torture works
Me: Clicks on video to learn how much holes we have on our bodies
Vsauce: “do holes even exist”
My brain: *aight imma head out*
@Dylan Barry Your pfp says it all lmao
Same
Why does the next comment have a Simpsons pfp with that face as well?
@@nocamak1186 i disliked it
Eren Taşkın
Nobody cares about your video
Everybody gangsta until the vsauce “or is it?” music plays.
GANGhis KHAN
th-cam.com/video/iW-aOvyO91M/w-d-xo.html
@@erent1476 no one likes u stop posting this
@@erent1476 just stop
GANGhis KHAN it’s called Moon Men
0:25
Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist."
me: "he has truly returned"
Ahole
I really missed this vsauce
We truly live in the best timeline
Or has he?
lol
"Two Identical pieces of material."
*Starts moaning
10:02
Average Vsauce video 💀 💀
People talking about holes, the toilet donut, and his craziness.
Me: He just ate us and then pooped us out
And then ate the donut, which was right next to us. Very cool Michael
He frightens me.
Michael vores you [ASMR]
@@laurelalloro oh no
@@ziril3972 he frightens us all
Vsauce: How many holes does a human have?
Vsauce 3 minutes later:
h o l e s d o n t e x i s t
Kory Kat So do I exist?
@@erent1476 go AWAY
@@erent1476 stop advertising
@@erent1476 I'm reporting u for unwanted commercial content and spam : )
not 3 mins
Why does vsauce look like a scientist who got fired for having fun on the computers
Maybe he is...
He probably was
Thats because he is.
Terra DieCasts he looks your weird uncle who tells you trivia facts
Vsauce said this video is nice
th-cam.com/video/iW-aOvyO91M/w-d-xo.html
He pooped out his camera for science ❤
Micheal: *Pulls donut out of toilet*
Me: *Sensing the incoming war crime* donteatitdonteatitdonteatitdonteatitdonteatitdonteatit
Micheal: *Eats the donut*
Me: *gag*
We all know it's fake but, cmon Michael. Why?
eaxctly! why??? 😂
@Slipman *UGh iT gOt it In its EYes*
@Slipman BAKANA
Ikr!!!
this guy would be good to waste time in school when the teacher asks him a question.
Computer Master he’ll stay after school and through summer break
Lol yeah his answer doesn't have an ending
Digging a hole without an end
I bet he bullshitted his way through his high school essays... Given my experience with high school essays I would say that his teachers would've given him pretty bad grades for going off subject so many times.
they would learn their lesson the first time and just avoid him completely.
Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have?
4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST
Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya
I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything
I mean holes don’t exist
That’s why they exist
I knew the donut bite was coming and it still freaked me out
Michael is about to be a Dad. Imagine how many questions her daughter is going to come up with that will eventually become videos.
Lit vid
th-cam.com/video/iW-aOvyO91M/w-d-xo.html lit
I look forward to that.
_her_ daughter?
When did Michael transition?
Eren Taşkın stop fucking self advertising.
Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.
Nice reference
He's getting more insane by each new video.
Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. th-cam.com/video/jmU5-ZzNMLQ/w-d-xo.html
@First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce
genuinely
Imagine Michael's wife saw him holding a donut talking to a toilet bowl
Buzz Lightyear
th-cam.com/video/iW-aOvyO91M/w-d-xo.html
bro no one cares that you attempted to self promote
FlyingChicken - Brawl Stars I reported him, he’s probably a bot
and then eat the toilet water donut
And then eating it 😂
Fun fact: pregnant women at the end of the second trimester have 7 accessory through holes, making babies have a grand total of 8 through holes before birth or being excised like tumors in c sections.
Michael: *grabs donut*
Me: don't do it...
Michael: *eats donut*
Me: he did it...
@wqxf its actually both
Ok, when i saw this, i was like "ugh, did he really?", Then the part plays.
I was telling “He’s probably going to eat the donut 🍩
Its gonna give me nightmares
It was probably just in a bowl with water and a camera in it.
Me: Mooom can we have donuts.
Mom: No we have donuts at home.
Donuts at home:
*humans*
Dani D: th-cam.com/video/XfEhOAEiG-8/w-d-xo.html
omg hHAHHHAA
Aaaa
This is the best variation of this copy paste meme
*That donut he got from the toilet*
“Your body isn’t a donut; it’s a body suit for a spider.”
- Micheal Stevens
Jack Brand th-cam.com/video/XfEhOAEiG-8/w-d-xo.html
Вогарон
Oh my god, someone else who actually uses semi-colons! Brethren!
Beans its a lost art
VSauce: "Holes doesnt exist."
Me: lol
Me 5 sec later: HOLD UP-
“Your body is a bodysuit for a spider”
I know some people that would have nightmares for weeks if you told them that, Michael
It looked like a Menorah to me xD
I’m so glad you didn’t tell me. I would have nightmares for weeks!
thank you, stranger.
10:02 thank me later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, thanks for the nightmares
“Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.”
*Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.*
Except in your nightmares...
".ereh leahciM ,ecuasV !yeH"
My theory: the longer his beard, the more insane he gets
Not a theory, a hypothesis xD
not a theory a truth
Not a theory, a fact
Not a theory, a legend
But what is a beard...
"How many holes does a donut have?" Not enough. Not enough vsauce.
Everyone in 2020: "wash your hands kids"
Vsauce: ate donut out of the toilet
Its corona time
lol
🤣🤣🤣
It’s a donut,
@@flipituptoonc71 its donut-virus time
he was let out of the basement, finally, and hes more insane than ever.
If you had a chance to check out some Mind Field episodes, you know it couldn't be otherwise
Juhozel He basically turned into Vsauce without context with context
Yikes
That’s just how it should be.
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here."
Ahh to hear those words again!
Yes
its so good to hear it again
Ah hell yea
Everybody's a gansta until vsauce music starts playing in 2020
Ikr
I did not expect to be called “a bunch of meat packed around the central hole” but this is michael so what do i expdect 😂
In this episode Michael gets a Hobo beard and eats donuts out of a toilet.
Genius
He's bad this beard for a long time now
then proceeds to call holes parasites
thanks for the spoiler :( :,(((((((((
Jonathan Guzman now this is science beyond normal understanding. He’s clearly become a being who’s transcended upon this world
Vsauce 2012: Explaining intruiging science concepts
Vsauce 2020: Almost the same except Michael does some questionably insane shit during the video
And I love it.
Hjakakkal . th-cam.com/video/iW-aOvyO91M_/w-d-xo.html
It's not questionable
Well that's not new for 2020, he always did in dong and even in the old vsaucr videos
I'm glad he does it, it gets more people interested in his videos, and more importantly, science
*takes donut from the toilet
*gets it near his head
"oh no you won't..."
*starts talking
"phew, he didn't"
*takes a bite
"AAAAAAAAAAA"
Then i though top end would bbe dry, Then it driipa toilet water !!
I think he edited the video, and bit a donut he just soaked in tap water
Fun fact toilet water is the same water that comes out your tap! So it is in fact just as safe (given your toilet is sufficiently clean)
@@A_RyanWilson Yeah no $hit dude the problem is clearly with the toilet isn't it :p
Pirateskull unless you havent... flushed yet
Homeophormism sounds like a crime
Everyone gansta,till Michael says
"Or is it"
Underrated asf😂😂
@@jsstt bruh, you right
Straight facts or is it?
@@jsstt or is it?
Or are they?
"How many holes does the human body have?"
Michael: *eats toilet donut*
"Holes don't even exist."
Grossed me tf out
I just knew he was going to do that but I couldn't look away.
LOL
then starts talking about topology and big shit math
The 5 second rule doesn't work in the toilet
Michael: or does it
*Cue vsauce music*
He did do a video on the 5 second rule
Lmao
bro titled said i would know how many holes my body have and now im listening about the bipolarity of the interjection synergic of the tridimensional curvature of a mono eclesiastic entangled hole with a median transposition than can be manipulated through mechanical action to multiply himself into multiple other holes and take a rod in a double penetration of the geometrical object
And then I get to be called a homophase and now i'm kind of depressive because im nothing more than a donut with 7 holes