This is the first time a predator was actually relieved that it was just Chris Hansen and a sting operation, and not a 35 year old psycho posing as a 13 year old that lured him into his home to kill him.
the people who started that whole perv justice thing are equally as creepy. Some of them are just strange. Namely their fearless leader a 50 year old calling himself "frag".
@George Jungle she’s 12 .... why don’t you have a seat right over there... what did you mean by “you’re cute”? I have the chat logs you want to try that again?... What am I supposed to make of that?... have you done this before? Help me understand?
@@farah7284 it's really fucked that we have kids who don't know what vietman is. How is it possible that a war that happened between 2 put of the 156 countries in the world is not Universally known???
@@wenbluepirate3954 I’m assuming you don’t know the entire history of other countries so why are you scolding them for not knowing about one US war reference
That's probably when the predator realized that's when he was in big trouble as he started looking around. "Yup. I'm in a sting operation. It's only a matter of time before someone comes out."
Predator: "Were you in the service?" Decoy: "Yeah, 10 years." Predator: "Did you go overseas?" Decoy: "Yeah, 2 tours in Iraq." Predator: "Thank you for your service!" Decoy: "Thanks, that's what my mommy and my daddy always say too."
@@sponish0 I think the TCAP decoys were better because they had much more experience, and probably had more training with NBC’s budget being much bigger than Crime Watch Daily. They had several dozens of guys coming for each TCAP sting. This new show they’ve had less than 10 total.
No 13 year old would ever stand the way that decoy did with his hand on his hip and his ankles crossed. That stance only comes with the confidence of age.
"They went away... Far, far away. They didn't want to play with me anymore. But now you're here, and you're going to play!" "Help!" And then Hansen entered the room. "Hi there, mind helping me escape here?"
I got straight up serial killer vibes from that one. What kills me in this is the contrast from how the other preds went straight for the hug with Nervous Nellie, to how Jesse is sitting far af from where this decoy is 😂
Everyone knows those things aren't about real talent, but about what's popular in that moment, if they were going for *real* talent the decoy would have won hands down
LMAO!! You can see the predator is scared that the decoy might be one of em online serial killer psychopaths luring victims in.. especially how the decoy tried to lure the predator to the table.. this episode is hilarious…😂😂😂
@RanialsAwesome Yeah.. that’s the reason why he was asking for ID and keeping distance..🤣 He was legit scared that might be the case.. you can see he was wary when the decoy was luring him to come closer..😂
I saw the episode, and the reason is because the predator looked right at one of their hidden cameras, so the decoy had to try to distract him with something. But yeah, without context, it seems really odd.
this has got to be the only decoy who legit freaked out a predator into leaving lol, its not even he suspect its a sting, he just thought its some creepy man who pretends to be a kid online
Imagine being a theater student, who had their whole life's dream set on becoming an actor. You finally get your first actual gig, and it's a good one too. However, you soon realize that your dream of having your name on the Hollywood Walk of fame begins to circle the drain because it becomes VERY apparent that you can't do one of the most important things that's taught while you're on stage when things go awry: to improvise and think on your feet and to actually be good at it. Lmao I feel for this 42 year old kid because forever he will have "Me, my mommy and me my daddy" on his resume. I really hope he dropped out of whatever acting class he was in because I can only imagine the torment his fellow students game him for this 😂.
@Bill Patrick Jones y'know the sad thing? I don't think this was a last minute thing or a replacement at all. Think about how the original tcap would do it: they'd use Del as a male decoy if they had to improvise. The only time I can recall a last minute decoy is when they were in Georgia and they had to get that one blond girl to replace Emily (I think that's what her name was). I really think that they straight up hired this guy for this role. I'm sure they regretted their decision after seeing this. But I only think that because the fact that the kid is a theater student (since that's how they would always get their decoys) is by asking theater students was how he landed this role. Now, whoever thought to hire this kid for the role of a 13 year old despite the fact that he looks like he has a 13 year old kid himself and he has a 5 o'clock shadow that most middle aged men have is completely beyond me and whoever hired him should really be fired. But upon seeing this I hope this kid either reevaluated being a theater student and pursued something else, or I hope that he used this abomination as motivation to not be this cringy ever again 🤣.
I feel like if he put a good spin on it during auditions, if it was brought up, it could help give him gain a good bit of traction online with his acting roles
I think the predator was creeped out that a adult was pretending to be a minor lol it's like the beginning of a serial killer movie. He's actually lucky that Chris came out. Super creepy meeting someone offline, who looks different from their pictures and is acting in this strange way. Then him trying to lure him over to the table. "They went away" because you buried them in the back yard.
Predator: "How old are you? Do you have an ID?" Decoy: "I don't have it with me right now. But I was just thinking that it's convenient that we're already in the kitchen. It'll save me a lot of time and effort later."
2:05 Pedophile: *How can I escape from this psychopath* Decoy: "Have a look at this my Dad made this" Pedophile: *If I go over there he's gonna stab with something*
he wasnt leaving though. I heard him wrong. i thought he said "it was nice meeting you" and he was about to bolt. instead he said "yea, I'll take a tour. it's nice in here"
When the decoy invites him over to look at the table that "my daddy made", you can actually see the moment the guy thinks he's gonna be killed by this creepy 30 year old weirdo who's pretending to be a 13 year old kid. 😂
Most indecisive couple ever. DECOY: "So where we going?" PREDATOR: "Idk wherever you wanna go eat." D: "It's up to you." P: "You hungry?" D: "Yeah." P: "Where you wanna go?" D: "Doesn't matter to me." P: "...I'm not really hungry I just ate." D: "Wanna stay here?" P: "No... not really."
Dude, the “me, my mommy and my daddy” line is the cringiest shit I’ve ever heard coming from a dude with a receding hairline pretending to be a 13 year old boy. 😂
Lol just noticed the lone stool at the table his mommy and daddy built together. He should have known he was about to be told to have a seat by the legend Chris Hansen
"I live here, me my mommy and my daddy" Very nice of him to take care of his elderly parents at home. Hopefully his wife doesn't mind the in-laws. We need more people like him in the world.
Obviously I’m glad this guy got caught, but I feel like he would’ve had a pretty good case if he just said he thought this was an adult roleplaying as a kid…
This is the first time a predator was actually relieved that it was just Chris Hansen and a sting operation, and not a 35 year old psycho posing as a 13 year old that lured him into his home to kill him.
The decoy actually had to coax fat boy in
LMFAOOO
Bruhhhh 💀💀💀
in a first, Chris actually came out to save the predator from the decoy
1000000000%
Predator “You got a nice house”
Decoy “Thanks, I got a good rate on my mortgage”
"Paid it with my retirement fund."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stop!!
Stopppppppp 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Decoy: " I worked really hard to get my credit score high enough to get a good rate on it"
“I’m gonna give it to my grandson when he turns 30 next month”
It's like the decoy was the predator lmao
EV lol well said
Twisted plot 🤭
Lol
Lmaooooo
😂
Should have just let chris hansen be the decoy at this point
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Is 30,
Supposed to be 13
and acts 5
S’posed ta be thurteen
A 30 year old who acts 5 and says Mommy is very like Norman Bates
Oh lorrdd.
He’s 19
“My dad made this!” *knocks on the table*
Decoy: “Lets go to Applebees I get a veterans discount”
In two years he gets a senior discount.
Lmfao
Lmfao
Lmfao
Lmfao
Chris Hansen came out just as the decoy was getting ready to say, ""goo goo gaga "
Asshole! You made me laugh so hard that I woke up my wife!
@@BottoEntertainment i snorted xd
Lmfa
Ooo
😂😂😂
@David Sumner. Me too
Hansen walks out:
“Right...Which of you two is the predator? Actually, why don’t you both take a seat”
LoL
Underrated comment, this needs more likes lol
😂
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@@jvonne5550 true story
You guys are being too mean .. what if the decoy's grandson saw all these comments ?
Broooooooo
🤣😂
I’m dying😂
😅
How is it the predator is acting normal and the decoy acting creepy? Lol
Bruh 😂🤣😂😂💀💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well I guess when the decoy is older than the predator. Is the predator really a predator anymore?
the people who started that whole perv justice thing are equally as creepy. Some of them are just strange. Namely their fearless leader a 50 year old calling himself "frag".
veterans having a hard time fitting in current society
I feel like Chris Hansen took a while coming out and revealing himself because they were laughing too hard in the back haha
Lmaooo!!
Lol
😅😅😅😅😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think that decoy should get a prison sentence just for that creepy comment alone " ME MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY"
“Where are your parents at?”
*They went away.*
😂😂 ikr like wth??
@George Jungle she’s 12 .... why don’t you have a seat right over there... what did you mean by “you’re cute”? I have the chat logs you want to try that again?... What am I supposed to make of that?... have you done this before? Help me understand?
Reminds me of the "Tasty Toaster Tarts" sketch from Saturday Night Live
@George Jungle cheesy ass lines wont get you laid
Quality acting there
“That’s what they all say.... that’s what they all say” (Vietnam flashbacks)
This needs to be a meme... like, right now.
I don't get it.. tell me.
.vietnam ?
😂
@@farah7284 it's really fucked that we have kids who don't know what vietman is. How is it possible that a war that happened between 2 put of the 156 countries in the world is not Universally known???
@@wenbluepirate3954 I’m assuming you don’t know the entire history of other countries so why are you scolding them for not knowing about one US war reference
When Chris Hansen finally came out the predator thought to himself “oh thank god, it’s just Chris Hansen”
Found it, comment of the year!
😆
Guy probably thought he was gonna get murdered by the decoy😂😂
With dateline nbc
This made my night! Always love internet randos with a good sense of humor.
"You don't look 13."
"That's what they all say... that's what they ALL say..."
Yep all worn out at 13 from all of them that say that.
He's not wrong
@@walshy2116 Gold 😂
@@walshy2116 bunghole as loose as a goose
@@thomashartbenton2786 he has a plan and he vill fulvill eet
The predator becomes the prey
Predator: You look older than 13.
Decoy: I'm 13 dude. Want to go upstairs and listen to New Kids on the Block?
LOL
😂
Now they're Old Guys On The Street Corner😥
Hahaha 😂✋🏼🤚🏼
The BeeGees
the, "Me, my mommy and my daddy" caused me to cringe so hard. That's seriously some of the best/worst cringe I've ever experienced.
@Sahib I did it ironically
I find this decoy's acting even more cringe-worthy than the perpetrator's attempted crime!
At that point the decoy was just fucking around with him
That's probably when the predator realized that's when he was in big trouble as he started looking around. "Yup. I'm in a sting operation. It's only a matter of time before someone comes out."
@Sahib My mum and dad is the proper way to say it!
Predator: "Were you in the service?"
Decoy: "Yeah, 10 years."
Predator: "Did you go overseas?"
Decoy: "Yeah, 2 tours in Iraq."
Predator: "Thank you for your service!"
Decoy: "Thanks, that's what my mommy and my daddy always say too."
That decoy probably serve on the gulf!
@@Salveither I think he could kill that predator is 17 different ways just using his hands!
“We brought in a former Army bomb technician to use as a decoy in hopes he would ‘defuse’ the situation.”
Second tour of duty at the post office
When he showed up, he was like "Shit, his father is here."
No not his Father.....but his Daddy! 🤣
Not really, he spotted that camera and knew what it was
@Ruben Rios. I think OP meant when the Predator saw the decoy he thought the decoy was actually the dad
"Shit, his younger brother is here."
His caretaker is here
This was really hard to watch, why and how can a decoy make a person more uncomfortable than the predator?
Literally serial killer vibes LOL
Chris Hansen makes it look easy. It takes a seasoned pro to remain calm under these circumstances.
@Bill Patrick Jones Rose for Emily time.
@@blastofo other decoys have all done fine, he was't acting anything like a nervous kid as he should he was straight up giving serial killer vibes.
@@sponish0 I think the TCAP decoys were better because they had much more experience, and probably had more training with NBC’s budget being much bigger than Crime Watch Daily. They had several dozens of guys coming for each TCAP sting. This new show they’ve had less than 10 total.
“You don’t look 13.”
“That’s what they all say...”
*decoy winks at camera*
“That’s what they allllll say.”
Lmaoo 😂
*take a seat*
Holy sht 😂😂😂
whatchu talkin bout willis
*canned laughter
🍔
Decoy: yeah, I live here with my family. - *he proceeds to reach into an empty fridge stocked with 1 case of water*
Some people only order takeout…but at least they would have soda in the fridge. It’s suspicious but not that suspicious.
@@marsxSIN there’s eating out a lot. But fuck some butter or eggs or something? Bread somewhere?
@@marsxSIN yeah young people that can’t cook. Adults with kids usually have some food somewhere at home lol
I noticed that too lmao 😜
Not even a half empty box of baking soda 🙅🏻♀️ come on.
No 13 year old would ever stand the way that decoy did with his hand on his hip and his ankles crossed. That stance only comes with the confidence of age.
Emily Allison speak for yourself. I stand like that all the time. And I’m 13. I’m 13 and I live at home with me, my mommy and my daddy
Guy Incognito 😂😂😆
Astute observation!! Damn, girl. Very cool.
@@guyincognito5706 lol. did not see that coming, hahaha.
@@guyincognito5706 lol
“Me my mommy my daddy”
Truly amazing Oscar winning performance, it brought tears to my eyes.
Lmaooo
🤣😂😅
And the winner, goes to. The worst decoy, in the history, of, all modern times, me, my mommy and my daddy.
Ironicly his real Mom and Dad disowned him for being STUPID on TV.
"I'd like to thank the Academy and my mommy and my daddy.. 🏆... They couldn't be here tonight from the nursing home.."
Plot Twist: The decoy is a 35yo man who likes to pretend to be a teen to lure middle aged men to show off that table in the kitchen....
Right before killing them and storing them in the basement
Hansen walks out
Predator: Thank God you’re here! This guy’s a weirdo!
"oh thank God, I'm only getting arrested and put on the sex offender registry and not skinned alive"
@@YourPalJamieEllis Jesus ahhahahXD
For all the shit he gets for the “me, my mommy and my daddy” line, I think him saying “they went away” was just as bad.
O ya?......
*Permanently* ...Evil laughter ensues..
"They went away... Far, far away. They didn't want to play with me anymore. But now you're here, and you're going to play!"
"Help!"
And then Hansen entered the room. "Hi there, mind helping me escape here?"
It’s so ominous
I got straight up serial killer vibes from that one. What kills me in this is the contrast from how the other preds went straight for the hug with Nervous Nellie, to how Jesse is sitting far af from where this decoy is 😂
Predator: "you have your ID on you?"
Decoy: "no, but I can show you some pics of my granddaughter"
Cant stop reading and loling😁😁😁
Hahaha
ROFLMAO. I can’t stop laughing at this.
"got any of your grandson?"
😂😂😂
i heard a rumor that this guy was up for an Oscar this year, just lost out to Joaquin Phoenix. What a shame Tough field of contenders .
He would be a perfect Batman.
"We were exiting the theater before Joe Chill attacked. Me, my mommy and my daddy".
Everyone knows those things aren't about real talent, but about what's popular in that moment, if they were going for *real* talent the decoy would have won hands down
LMAO!! You can see the predator is scared that the decoy might be one of em online serial killer psychopaths luring victims in.. especially how the decoy tried to lure the predator to the table.. this episode is hilarious…😂😂😂
@RanialsAwesome
Yeah.. that’s the reason why he was asking for ID and keeping distance..🤣
He was legit scared that might be the case.. you can see he was wary when the decoy was luring him to come closer..😂
I was actually worried about the predators safety, as I saw the 35 year old Iraq vet could of just man handled him with his bare hands!
Spat out my drink reading that hahhaha!
I love how we all have this independent joke of calling him a decades long military vet😂😂😂 how did that grown man land this job lol
*could have
Decoy: Want a water or something?
Jesse: No.
Decoy: (Roughly 12 seconds later) Want a water or anything.
Jesse: Yea, please.
At first I thought that was an editing mistake
'You want something to eat?'
Decoy: Yeah
'I'm not really that hungry.'
Decoy: ☹
His nerves intensified as the decoy set off a volley of red flags, that's when he suddenly realized he is in dire need for a drink of water.
Probably thought this serial killer man was gone kill him
@@pjhernandez87 Judging by how empty the refrigerator was, I'm definitely certain he wouldn't find anything to eat
When the decoy is older than the predator himself.
The decoy like...just dying for chris to come out already
Why didn't they get a more believable actor to play the decoy like Clint Eastwood, or Arnold Schwrazennager or Moe Howard?
Danny DeVito
Because all three of them would've beaten the predator senseless.
Moe Howard.....I'm dead lmao
@@bigdoinks69 I love to laugh too......Moe Howard references are too rare on TH-cam!
@@BillMorganChannel facts I can see Moe Howard saying to the predator come here then slaps him and then says shut up
"You look different."
Decoy: "I know."
Smooth. I wouldn't suspect a thing either.
The "decoy" probably graduated college with the predator. Its like they didn't even try with this episode 😂
"didn't even try"😄😀😂🤣
Decoy got in via GI Bill
nervous nellie was alright
Who lives here?
“Me my wife and my kid”
^^ actual answer
Lmaooooooooo these comments are gold
they went away
My my wifey and my kidey
* and grandchildren
Good decoy: Is 19, looks 16, acts 14
This decoy: Is 40, looks 30, acts 5
30 is crazy, that grown ahh 25 year Iraq veteran doesn't look that young 😂😂
Could've sworn this guy appeared in my textbook at some point. Yeah... Lost Battalion, 1918. Really gave the fritz what for!
"Where are your parents?"
"They died of old age 50 years ago. Both my mommy and my daddy."
Man I've never seen some of these clips. Nice work. I'm gonna go show this video to my mommy and my daddy
Haha 😂 i love youtube comments so much
Lol
After you shave and pay your child support
This put me into a cringe-induced coma, of which I wish I didn't awaken from.
Doctor Amelioration 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Plot twist you're still in a coma
Yo brah if you can hear me, stay in coma lol. You not missing anything
Balls deep into the house already
Decoy: You wanna come in? Come in!
"I don't see anything wrong here. He can easily pass for 13."
- Netflix highschool drama director
"He THOUGHT he was meeting with a 13 year old boy. What he FOUND was our former marine decoy."
Decoy: "Isn't Netflix the best? When I grew up, we only had 3 TV stations and rabbit ears "
Decoy: “When I grew up my mommy and daddy let me watch GI Joe. Cobra Commander was my favorite.”
Oh man, yer killin' me! I grew up with only three tv channels and rabbit ear antennae on the TV, foil ball on top and all.
I feel like he is trying to smile really hard so he can hide his wrinkles.
But that just SHOWS your wrinkles....🙄😒
@@kimanderson2342 Oh, so that's why old people are so grumpy...
@@Alex-qj6ki your gonna be old one day
@@MRJMXHD Cool!
Smiling hard SHOWS your wrinkles more. Airhead.
When he started talking about the table.
The awkwardness
I cringed
do you wanna come look at it?
I saw the episode, and the reason is because the predator looked right at one of their hidden cameras, so the decoy had to try to distract him with something.
But yeah, without context, it seems really odd.
@@thedoomtrainer8292 But it was just poorly executed. It was blatantly obvious the decoy was trying to lure him, the acting was so forced.
Especially because it doesn’t even look handmade 🤣
He was clearly not interested in this decoy , he would have probably left in a minute or so if Chris didn't show his ass up that early .
He was about to at 2:17. I think he says something like “It was nice meeting you”
@@tonyloke8344 "don't take this too hard, it was nice meeting you"
this has got to be the only decoy who legit freaked out a predator into leaving lol, its not even he suspect its a sting, he just thought its some creepy man who pretends to be a kid online
@@sponish0 the irony😃🤣
@@jenki221 "Your honor, I was going to leave right away because I knew the guy wasn't 13!"
Imagine being a theater student, who had their whole life's dream set on becoming an actor. You finally get your first actual gig, and it's a good one too. However, you soon realize that your dream of having your name on the Hollywood Walk of fame begins to circle the drain because it becomes VERY apparent that you can't do one of the most important things that's taught while you're on stage when things go awry: to improvise and think on your feet and to actually be good at it. Lmao I feel for this 42 year old kid because forever he will have "Me, my mommy and me my daddy" on his resume. I really hope he dropped out of whatever acting class he was in because I can only imagine the torment his fellow students game him for this 😂.
@Bill Patrick Jones y'know the sad thing? I don't think this was a last minute thing or a replacement at all. Think about how the original tcap would do it: they'd use Del as a male decoy if they had to improvise. The only time I can recall a last minute decoy is when they were in Georgia and they had to get that one blond girl to replace Emily (I think that's what her name was). I really think that they straight up hired this guy for this role. I'm sure they regretted their decision after seeing this. But I only think that because the fact that the kid is a theater student (since that's how they would always get their decoys) is by asking theater students was how he landed this role. Now, whoever thought to hire this kid for the role of a 13 year old despite the fact that he looks like he has a 13 year old kid himself and he has a 5 o'clock shadow that most middle aged men have is completely beyond me and whoever hired him should really be fired. But upon seeing this I hope this kid either reevaluated being a theater student and pursued something else, or I hope that he used this abomination as motivation to not be this cringy ever again 🤣.
I feel like if he put a good spin on it during auditions, if it was brought up, it could help give him gain a good bit of traction online with his acting roles
Neoteny : 0
Memery: 100
When the comment is longer than the clip.
There's always that one person who has to complain.
When Hansen walked in, the predator thought it was the decoy's younger brother.
I think the predator was creeped out that a adult was pretending to be a minor lol it's like the beginning of a serial killer movie. He's actually lucky that Chris came out. Super creepy meeting someone offline, who looks different from their pictures and is acting in this strange way. Then him trying to lure him over to the table.
"They went away" because you buried them in the back yard.
😭😭😭😭
Yeah I bet Jesse hasn’t been online since
Predator: "How old are you? Do you have an ID?"
Decoy: "I don't have it with me right now. But I was just thinking that it's convenient that we're already in the kitchen. It'll save me a lot of time and effort later."
They could of used a cardboard cut out of a kid and it would been more convincing then this decoy smfh lol
Lmfao
Chris: ok just be careful with this guy, he looks like a walking fridge.
Decoy: I dont need the police back up, i got my army training 15 years ago.
Predator: "do you have an ID ?"
Decoy: "no, but here is my AARP card"
Predator wanted to make sure he was under 18 instead of over 18 lol
It was so kind of Joe Biden to volunteer as the decoy.
I want to like this but there is 69 likes and I am NOT ruining this!
and whispering gross things
@@Cassxowary good man
Not Joe Biden its Bernie Sanders
@@justinalmorado7276 they’re the same age and look it so how does that improve the joke -_-
"40 year old married man with 3 kids lures mobile store owner into home for sex."
2:05
Pedophile: *How can I escape from this psychopath*
Decoy: "Have a look at this my Dad made this"
Pedophile: *If I go over there he's gonna stab with something*
he wasnt leaving though. I heard him wrong. i thought he said "it was nice meeting you" and he was about to bolt. instead he said "yea, I'll take a tour. it's nice in here"
@@martinverner5670 Woah. This whole time I thought he said 'it was nice meeting you' too until I read your comment.
His mom keeps his ID in her purse, yet leaves him home alone 😂
That and 13yos don't even have IDs! I didn't get one until I was 17
@@crappyaccount LOL yeah decoy def should’ve said “dude, I’m 13, I don’t have ID yet bro”
Excuse me? It's his "mommy" and it's his military ID. Get it right
🤦🏼♂️🤣
@@crappyaccount what weird countries are you guys from ?
When the decoy invites him over to look at the table that "my daddy made", you can actually see the moment the guy thinks he's gonna be killed by this creepy 30 year old weirdo who's pretending to be a 13 year old kid. 😂
That decoy comes off like he's into some serious role playing kink. lmao
legit serial killer vibes
Two words: role-playing chatroom, dude!
@@Mr123tubbs 😂👌 PERFECT.
@Animationeer for real I think it’s the only time I’ve seen the decoy freak the predator out and make him want to leave 😅
Seriously, the comments on this video are by far the best I’ve ever seen! Laughing so hard here with my mommy and daddy.
You guys killed it! 🤣
Init
That’s what they all say…
I’m Chris Hanson and today we hired retired actor Robert Deniro to play our 13 year old decoy.
Most indecisive couple ever.
DECOY: "So where we going?"
PREDATOR: "Idk wherever you wanna go eat."
D: "It's up to you."
P: "You hungry?"
D: "Yeah."
P: "Where you wanna go?"
D: "Doesn't matter to me."
P: "...I'm not really hungry I just ate."
D: "Wanna stay here?"
P: "No... not really."
Lol sounds like the relationship between me, my mommy and my daddy.
A conversation you'd hear in Oblivion.
If they were two consenting men imagine for a minute what there....sessions would be like
@@natehbrotherroy17 aaa
@@natehbrotherroy17 it would be like making love to a manatee.
Dude, the “me, my mommy and my daddy” line is the cringiest shit I’ve ever heard coming from a dude with a receding hairline pretending to be a 13 year old boy. 😂
He knew the get-up wasn’t working. I think he was trying to alert Hanson to walk in
Legend has it that the police were so confused, that the decoy was arrested instead of Jesse.
This made me laugh hard. Damn you for the chest pain
@@mrrandom1265 haha, happy to pay the laughs forward! The TCaP community on TH-cam is THE best.
I am DEADDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He reminds me of their female decoy who tried desperately to lure a predator into the hot tub with her & failed.
Lmfao I been looking for that one n cant find it lol
Oh yeah! Android 17
Hahaha! You mean the girl that was thrown off by the predator asking where the bathroom was? "Ummmmm, we don't have one. it's umm..broken." hahahahaha
This one: he didnt even last a couple minutes. th-cam.com/video/YAZIS3-sixI/w-d-xo.html
this is my favorite decoy ever I’m crying laughing
I'm 26 and the decoy looks like he could be my older brother...
Me my mommy and my daddy lol
The decoy was 10 times more creepfest than the creepy predator.
Predator - this is a nice house.
Decoy - that's what they all say. That's what they ALL say.
**Original decoy gets sick**
"Camera guy, you're up!"
"Take a seat right over there, please."
"Sure. Are you his daddy?"
"Yes . . . AND his mommy. I'm multitasking."
“You look different”
“How so?”
“Oh about 15 years different”
Lol just noticed the lone stool at the table his mommy and daddy built together. He should have known he was about to be told to have a seat by the legend Chris Hansen
I don't think he knew who Chris Hansen was.
1:57
I can’t stop watching that
Or 1:59
This isnt a decoy and a predator this is 2 grown men hanging out
We hired a retired Marine who fought in the Vietnam War to play our decoy.
Predator: "You look different"
35 year old decoy: "I know"
Decoy: Chris can we wrap this up? I’ve gotta pick up the grandkids!
"I live here, me my mommy and my daddy"
Very nice of him to take care of his elderly parents at home. Hopefully his wife doesn't mind the in-laws.
We need more people like him in the world.
must be nice for his kids to see their grandparents when they come back from university at the end of every semester
Mortgage rates, veterans discounts, receding hairlines... god, to be 13 again!
Getting catfished isnt what scared him off, it was the serial killer routine "come look at this table".
"where do you wanna go?"
"lets go to the local pub, I'm a regular.."
Christ Hansen came out just as the decoy was about to make his move
Out the door 🚪
This man looks more like he could very well be a father of a 13 year old.
That "where you wanna eat" exchange was cringey, even ignoring the fact that this was a predator talking to a decoy.
“We hired this Operation Desert Storm veteran and father of four to pose as our 13 year old decoy”.
Predator: Do you have any ID on you?
Decoy: I don't keep my military ID on me, but I can show you my dog tags and combat ribbons.
🤣
Bro would just rather be in prison than have a night with the decoy 😭
He wasn't even surprised when Chris Hansen walked in. Probably just thinking "ah okay that makes a lot more sense"
His heartbeat slowed down when he say it was only Chris Hansen
Obviously I’m glad this guy got caught, but I feel like he would’ve had a pretty good case if he just said he thought this was an adult roleplaying as a kid…
Which one?
@Jesse Lee What about the other one? His Mommy keeps his logs in her purse.
In 5 more years, Chris Hansen is finally old enough to play the 13 yrs old decoy by himself
I met the decoy at the grand opening of Wendy's
As mista gg called him: An elderly Boy.
Hey guuuurl!!! I know one thing for sure sweethawt...there's nuttin elderly about yo fine self...hot dayum...
Pred: Where are your parents at?
Decoy: They went awaaay, waaay, way!
Way way
Dude shows up with a Jurassic Park shirt on and then meets a real life dinosaur
I love that you can visibly see the predator's growing worry that he might get murdered in this house.