“Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”
im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up edit:25 and still look younger edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?”
I like your thought here 🙂 Yes, it would be taking an effect on those young decoys. Especially knowing what he is there for (what he wants to do to you). It looking at you as an object as you stand there. A 🐒
Yeah ngl I imagine showing up expecting a 13 year old and seeing a dude who looks like he's pushing 30 really would make you think you were about to get killed and chopped up
@@Optropicraft He was so insistent for the predator to go see the little table his " daddy " made that one might believe there was a damn net device on the ceiling ready to capture him the moment he stood on an X marker near the table.
@@thejedioutcast804 The huge black curtains hung over every door probably don't do much to reassure either, I'm honestly surprised that more of these guys don't take notice of them
Once you hit your late 20s or 30s, you start forgetting how old you are lol. No joke, when I was 36, I spent nearly the entire year thinking I was 37. Then I realized the math didn't add up when my birthday was coming up and I subtracted my birth year from the current year lol.
he’s really good at talking, I know he’s lying but the way he talks he sounds so sincere… that’s crazy if I didn’t see those chats a part of me could’ve potentially believed him
How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.
@@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...
@@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder" You still had the intention to do it
Backpedaling like “it’s not like I’m a child predator or anything!” Although he immediately lost interest in the gulf war veteran they were trying to pass off of a 13 year-old boy
“Just me, my mommy and daddy,” says the 13 yr old with a 5 o’clock shadow.
Haha! Right! And the distraction!😅😅😅
Lmao
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Lmao
DEAD
13yr old actor probably has a 13yr old son.
😭😭😭
TrUe🤣😌😁😂
😂😂😂
Roflmaoooo
Ikr that mans looks like a grown ass man lmao
Decoy looks older than the criminal.
☠️🤣☠️
No seriously lol 😂
Criminal looks like two whole people
Maybe he believed the rooster teeth shirt
*"Meeeeee, the 70 year old marine veteran, my mooommmyy and my daaaaddy...."*
You horny bastard
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Stop posting weird animations btw
“Me my mommy and my daddy!”
Kids don’t talk like that my man...
I know people in middle School who still say mommy and daddy but it's less common
I didn't even say mummy and daddy when I was 5.
I talk like that
Alvin Party so do I
😂
We hired this former marine to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Bet when he left he was chain smoking and drinking a beer in the back
“Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”
im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up
edit:25 and still look younger
edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby
Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?”
@@fruitypeebils You have to be a 18 or 19 year old drama student to get the job.
'Role'! not ' -roll- '!
"We've hired NBA hall of famer Shaquille O'Neal as our 13 year old decoy"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Mane 😂 they should do that… either him or The Rock… or Chris just comes out in a wig
That kid definitely went to a bar after this stressful mess
I like your thought here 🙂
Yes, it would be taking an effect on those young decoys.
Especially knowing what he is there for (what he wants to do to you). It looking at you as an object as you stand there.
A 🐒
" I am 36, I mean 13."
@@milesjohnson5487 I think you like me.
@@user-ps5zj7wk5x Not interested but thank you for reading my comment..
LOL
“We’ve hired Vin Diesel to be our 13 year old decoy.”
One of the best ones
We hired Jared subway guy as a decoy
@@brentjames2425 🤣😂
Vin Diesel is 13. That's why he got a PhD in liberal arts. This would just be truth
".....Family."
In this next sting, we hired Danny Devito to play the role of a 12 year old boy
Bahahaha fuck this made me laugh 👌👌👌 good work
I'd go to the sting house just to meet Danny Devito
Lol Devito
@@gretathuumberg Sentenced to 8 years in prison for trying to solicit sex from a Danny Devito.
@@Drakulas77 worth it
That thirteen year old was awarded the Purple Heart medal by president Truman for his steadfast bravery and heroism at Normandy.
You sir win the internet heavyweight championship of the world.
The conquest?
@@SpiralPoliFemboy thank you for this prestigious honor, I will treasure it and carry this championship with grace and dignity.
You got something mixed up here… he was awarded during the battle of Gettysburg
The decoy should have been arrested for soliciting the younger predator.
Idiot!
😂😂😂😂😂
Omg lmfao
😂😂😂😂 I am dying😂
Nah that's actually funny 😂😂😂
20 something year old guy acts like 13 year old by saying, “mommy and daddy”
Disguise: 100
Jonah Silva Lololol
that isnt a real skyrim stat
Illusion 100
😅😅😅
@@berwynsigns4115 🤣🤣🤣
I mean I think it was sarcasm but I’m not sure
*deep ass voice* “I just live here with my mommy and my daddy”
Ass Fuck 🤣🤣
I know right
🤦
DEAD 💀 💀 💀
Mommy and daddy....i thought he was playing a 13 year old not a 4 year old HAHAHAHA
I was ALMOST afraid for the predator the way that decoy was acting.
Hahaha
😂😂😂
Yeah ngl I imagine showing up expecting a 13 year old and seeing a dude who looks like he's pushing 30 really would make you think you were about to get killed and chopped up
@@Optropicraft He was so insistent for the predator to go see the little table his " daddy " made that one might believe there was a damn net device on the ceiling ready to capture him the moment he stood on an X marker near the table.
@@thejedioutcast804 The huge black curtains hung over every door probably don't do much to reassure either, I'm honestly surprised that more of these guys don't take notice of them
We hired a 50 year old union iron worker with 5 kids and 3 divorces with 1500 dollar truck payments to play the role of a 13 year old boy.
Omgg🤣😭 this the best one yet
He was probably glad to get the job.
The “13” year old boy looks like the default character from every military shooter
But u will never see him
Nice name you got there
LMFAO
Trueeeee
JM 914 he’s wearing camouflage
Predator: *notices camera*
Decoy: *enters distraction mode*
Decoy: look at this floor it’s made of floor
i’m crying bro
😂
LMFOAOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHA
mY dAd mAde tHe fLoOr! It's pReTtY cOoL!
LoL
"I'm not a sports person, believe it or not" dw man we believe you 💀🙏🏻
that’s crazy 💀💀
First comment i saw not roasting the 19 yo
@@mr.cardno1173 rea;l omg
😂😂😂😂
Poor decoy must have suffered from PTSD when he saw Velez’ Jurassic park shirt.
This comment is underrated 😭
Damn that is a Jurassic park shirt isn’t it!!!!!
Extremely underrated comment lmao
“Who lives here”
*“Me, my mommy, my daddy....my daughter, my grandson”*
YoungGonzalez 💀💀💀y’all gotta stop
YoungGonzalez😂😂😂
HAHA
LMFAOOO no chill
this gotta be the funniest comment in 2020
Decoy: “oh I forgot my jacket. This dementia is kicking my butt”
Its so nice to see veterans still get acting roles
I didn't realize there were any Civil War veterans left.
“We hired the father of our 13 year old decoy to play our 13 year old decoy.”
😂😂😂
🤣
Hahahaha
You Sir, are a legend.
🤣
We defrosted a 10,000-year-old caveman to play the 13-year-old decoy.
This comment isn't getting enough recognition
😩😩 I'm so glad they caught that sicko!
Yup. This one is the winner for me lmao
We flew him in from Encino, CA.
So good hahahaha 😂
When the Decoy is older than the predator 😂
This comment is cool :D
The “13 year old boy” acts like a 6 year old and looks like a 20 year old. When he said “I live here with my mommy and my daddy” I died
That was just troll
Murray Lindsay fr only grown ass men say mommy and daddy
He got the job done lol he looked like he was trying not to crack up laughing the entire time.
thealphas1 lol wtf. what kind of men you have been with ?
Not a good decoy
"Who lives here?"
"Just me my mommy and daddy and my wife, our son, his wife and our two grandchildren"
Hahaha 😂🤣 nailed it!
**UNDERRATED COMMENT **
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
*grandmother
@@subsnovideos-ur4cn What?!
I heard they arrested the decoy first thinking he was the predator.
lol
underrated comment
"Am I under arrest?" exactly as the cuffs are slapped onto him. 1000 IQ.
Yep Sherlock Holmes eat your heart out! 😊
19 yo female decoy: looks 13
19 yo male decoy: looks 43
This is probably why they started using girls as the male decoys lol
Stealth 100
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know how this looks right
To be fair, try finding an adult male who looks and sounds like a pubescent teen.
justin bierber *enters room*
“We hired a 13 year old decoy, unfortunately his uncle showed up instead”
Haha genius
Lol probably not many I mean I know guys at my school that are 16 with full grown adult facial hair although that ain’t 13
made me lol
Chris Ahn ahh shit here we go again
This comment almost made me spit out my drink 😂
I don’t see the point lying about being 27 when you're only 1 year older.
He probably just forgot he was 28 now lmao
Once you hit your late 20s or 30s, you start forgetting how old you are lol.
No joke, when I was 36, I spent nearly the entire year thinking I was 37. Then I realized the math didn't add up when my birthday was coming up and I subtracted my birth year from the current year lol.
@@rockersevenTrue. Happens to me every time now.
I imagine he thought he was telling the truth for once.
@@rockersevenBro these are facts I went a month thinking I was a yr older 😂😂
The fact that he asked for his ID was already damning. I hope he’s locked up.
“We hired a 13 yr old decoy who was 13, 13 years ago”
The only believable thing he said
He looks no bit of 13 smh
Those predators are only there to do sex acts with they’re not too focused on how old the kid is
I thought he was the guy they were trying to catch at first
lmfao
Next time it'll be: We hired Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Travis Hopkins Or Dog the Bounty Hunter already
@@nikkibeacth actually Joe Biden is convinced he's 12 years old, so he would work perfectly
Exactly
Dwayne would be more convincing 😂
Travis Hopkins chuck Norris
I about lost my sh!t when that grown man said “me my mommy and daddy” 😭😂😂 lmfaooo
"I have no friends"
has a fiance lol.
To be fair, that was basically my life as when I was with an ex, I basically had no other friends.
13 year old man: “yo this a crazy table ain’t it”
13 year old *man* lmao
@@cmsaunli HAHAHA
decoy: bro come here and look at the air
@@freezer8633 It's made of air. My dad breathed it during World War II.
@@gurutruecrimeguru1405 It really be crazy how air do, knowmsayin?
The decoy has a deeper voice than the predator.
U right 😂
I TRIGGER PEOPLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously 😂😂
Cuase hes doing that accent
XDXDXD your profile picture made me laugh even more
Dude was not believing that decoy 😂😂😂
He wanted to see Id to make sure he's underage lmao
its so funny how he really thought he finna get away with it he even said thank u for this experience🤣
😂😂😂😂
That 13 year old looks like he just finished paying off his mortgage
hahah!
SoccerFC 😂😂😂
I’M DONE 😂😂😂
After this episode, he did
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"me, my mommy and my daddy... And my children and grandchildren and wife."
That's a good one Wesley . It really is .
Hahahahahahah
😁😂😂
lololo
I'm screaming 😜😜
imagine walking into someones house expecting a 13 year old and seeing this 30 year old guy 😭
I’m suprised he didn’t say “are you his dad?”.
THE DECOY: "I live with my mommy & daddy"
CHRIS BEHIND THE CURTAIN: "EEEEEW. That's bad acting"
"looks right into our hidden camera, the decoy goes into distraction mode"
"Hey look at this, its a photo me when I served in Iraq"
🤣🤣🤣
fucking dead.!😂
Don’t worry, it’s actually just something him, his mommy and his daddy made him!
“Seems legit”
Lmao!!
The whole internet is on a Chris Hansen marathon.
Because of Onision...
Glad I heard of Chris Hansen.
Lol me too . I've never watched any of these and now ive been watching them all day
lol this comment is so underrated
True tho
True lmao
2:09 Always a bit funny to see the lady text while wearing a bullet proof vest
😂😂
Bro shes protected from screen shots omg smh!
Lol😂@@watchout5508
@@watchout5508this had me giggling like an idiot for 5 minutes 🤣.
That 13 year old boy looks 30 😂
Predator : Who lives here?
Decoy: Me, my 2 kids and my grandchildren
Funny man
Duh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CTID 😂🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His mommy keeps his ID in her purse, along with his tax returns, stimulus check, and colonoscopy results.
bastardwithnoname LMAO IM DEAD
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂💀
😂
Lol your funny 😂
COLONOSCOPY RESULTS IM DEAD
Fun fact. The decoy is actually the predator
Shoutout to Danny Trejo for playing the decoy
Predator immediately lost interest in the kid when he saw him. He was like "that not a kid, thats a man. I didn't sign up for this"
Decoy "Wanna hang out here?" Pedo "Uh....no.....not really." (Damn I've been Catfished! Get me out of here!)
HAHAAHAHHAHHA
Yup
LoL
Its a reverse catfish situation
"He's a manager at a major sandwich shop chain"
Subway executives: DEAR GOD, NOT AGAIN!!!!!
@ 😂 lol
It’s Quiznos
Subway execs: thank god, we finally recovered from the Jared fiasco.
LMFAO 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
he’s really good at talking, I know he’s lying but the way he talks he sounds so sincere… that’s crazy if I didn’t see those chats a part of me could’ve potentially believed him
Agreeeeed. Started feeling sorry for him at one point, had to remind myself what a sicko he is
Master manipulator!
So just imagine what he can do to a real 13yo
It must been weird for the decoy to play someone his grandsons age
“we hired a retired WWE wrestler as the 13 year old decoy”
MFs gonna use Rey Mysterio
Lmaoo😂😂😂
Benoit did a great job
THAT'S FUNNY, HONEST TO DEATH!
@Bubba Fett TV 10/10 WOULD WATCH!
The decoy looks like he's old enough to pay his own child support.
Funny, you made me laugh out loud. Thank you
Hahahaha omfg
LMFAO nigga 🤣🤣🤣
such an unprofessional show
Brilliant
That decoy playing the 13 year old looks like he just returned from his 3rd tour in Iraq
After that gig, the decoy had to go and take care of his grandchildren. Lol.
😭😭😭😭😭
Honestly, they might as well just let Chris Hansen play the 13 year old himself.
Chris in short shorts holding a lolly as he answers the door
@@rjws69 "Hey, Boo."
@@rjws69 LMAO!!! I had the visual as I was reading ur comment 😂
Yeh that boy looks a lot older than 19 lol “you have ur ID?”
😂😂😂
“We’ve hired the 2002 Medal of Honor recipient as our 13 year old decoy”
Love how they blurred and respected the Jurrasic Park symbol. Editor knew the deal 🦖💯
The saddest part was he was so immediately unattracted when he saw he wasn’t a kid.
I think he just got super suspicious since the 13 yr old looks like he could be the same age as himself
True
It's like one of the old investigations when they used an overweight decoy and the predators didn't get of their car, they saw her and kept driving...
John Sampson can you link it?
John Sampson 😂😂😂
I cringed so hard when he said “my mommy and my daddy”
Kid is way too old looking and is a horrible actor. And on top of that 13 year olds don't talk like that.
@@relaxingexscapes this thread turned into a masterpiece because of a braindead 12 year old and an edgy 15 year old holy shit its gold
He didn't believe it when he said it lmfao no conviction 🤦🏾♂️💀💀💀
Kinda proves how incredibly stupid they are.
this thread is fucking dateline material
"I'm not a sports person believe it or"... No worries I believe it
HAHAHAHA
You could tell that this guy was pissed that the kid didn’t look younger. Sicko
"This time, we hired *the predator's own father* to play the role of the 13 year-old decoy"
Okay I’m laughing out loud at this 😂😂😂😂
This time we hired the predators 110 year old great grandfather to play the role of the 13 year old decoy.
STOP LMAO
weak asf lol
THIS MADE ME CACKLE
Dude picked up on the fact that boyo looked 35 and that was clearly not what fatboy ordered.
This predator is absolutely vile and abhorrent! He doesn't even realize what he did was wrong! What a disgusting man!
yeah
Is dating with a Vietnam veteran wrong?
Yeah he did, that's why he was lying.
@@elvickRULES No he doesn't, that's what makes him a monster.
He realizes what he did was wrong, he just dosent want to take accountability or dosent care.
We hired a US Marine who recently completed his 3rd tour in Afghanistan to play our 13 year old decoy.
Me, my lieutenant and my sergeant
Nice Shelby you have!
@@matthunter4826 Not actually mine. My dad got to test drive it and he took me for a ride in it back in 2010. Wish it was mine tho
@Brad Morrison a
LOL
NOT TRUE, he isn’t 27, he just turned 28. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
😮😂🤣
420th like 👍
Grass Board Nerds 😂😆😂
I fucking died at that part! 😂😂😂 i was expecting "he's actually 38." Or some shit closer to that lol
*intense music*
“We do Hansen vs Predator, Im Chris Hanson… and you’re the predator”
I think my brother was in Nam with that guy playing the 13 year old 😊😅
“To fool this predator, we’ve hired 8-time WWE World Heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar, to pose as a 13-year boy”
😂😂😂😂
💀💀
THISSSSSS
“THE REIGNING, DEFENDING....”🤣🤣🤣🤣
.. but actually it's JOHN CENA
The decoy is older than the predator 😂😂😂
Come look at my table cuz I'm panicking and I'm not the best actor 😂
Poor guy still got it done
"Just meeee and my mommy and my daddy" LOL Wow great acting from the decoy. Why not just have him wear a propeller hat and holding a lollipop.
That was such a bad decoy
With his other hand holding a balloon or a pinwheel.
Lmao
😂💀💀
😅😅😅😅
“I’m 27”
“LIAR, you JUST TURNED 28!! Take him away boys!”
“Wait no! I just forgot!”
this needs more likes
@@maceyomaze 420th like on 4/20
@@tnyst7660 todays my bday to
Right? Why did that even matter Lol 😂
yeah he could’ve just forgot
that guy probably thought he was gonna get murdered when he was talking to the decoy, how is that even a theatre student
I love that the police left toilet paper on the table for all the shit that’s about to come out of his mouth
“We hired an Italian who immigrated to New York with his wife and two daughters in 1933 to play our 13 year old decoy”
😂
R/oddlyspecific
best one so far
I mean 😂
It’s so specific which makes it so good
Predator: Who lives here?
Decoy: Me, my mommy, my daddy, my son, my daughter, my grandchildren...
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
ahahahaha
AAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHA
okay XD
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️ I laughed to hard at this
Damn you got me laughing so hard I can’t breath 😂😂
When he holds his hand up when the cameras come out, I die every time 😂😂😂😂. We still can see you dummy!
we hired a 30 year old with a receding hairline to play our 13 y/o decoy
Next episode: 12yo boy played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
lmaooo
No I guess you want there to be real 13 year old getting told all sort of fckkd up shit by a grown ass nerd
13 yo boy played by Samuel L Jackson
I blame you for waking up my neighbors, 😂
Audi e-tron lol 😂
"The decoy moves into distraction mode"
Decoy: _T A B L E_
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 😂 😂 😂
Lmfaoo
crystal eunoia 😭
😂😂😂😂
We hired a 35 year old retired veteran to play our decoy as a 13 year old boy
He said and 3 Dogs like they paying rent 😂
They would've been better off having Chris Hansen play the 13 year old.
😂
How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.
@@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...
@@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder"
You still had the intention to do it
Lmao!
"Im 13"
*has beard*
Hydan bro there’s mad young nigga kids with beards
I had a beard since I was like 12 my g
I had a beard at 13 and can happen lol
Damn u niggas hit puberty early
@@Jerryyy6802 I bet you're white and you used X's picture as your default and his name so you can say the N-word.
How they even fall for this is hilarious 😂
the decoy looks like he just got home from his deployment in Afghanistan
Predator: You look familiar
13 Year Old Boy: Yeah, we went to HS together.
🤣🤣🤣
underrated
Lmaoooo
😂🤣
So underrated
Comments
40% roasting predator
60% roasting the decoy 😂😂
That 40% is generous AF lol
more like 12% roasting predator XD
I didn’t think the decoy was that bad
@@maggie1576 are u maybe related to him? lol
he was pretty bad. acted nothing like a 13yr old and didn't look 13 either. total fail IMO.
Kev Ker bruh yah but I’m just saying the comments are roasting the decoy about not looking as a young kid 😂
Are you blind?? This is a marshmallow cook out mega roast of this “13 year old decoy.” 90/10
Backpedaling like “it’s not like I’m a child predator or anything!” Although he immediately lost interest in the gulf war veteran they were trying to pass off of a 13 year-old boy
Hansen: “how old are you?”
Him: “I’m 27”
Hansen: “HIS LYING HE JUST TURNED 28
....you got him good Hansen 😎
KripticEyeGaming tbf doesn’t everyone confuse their age right after their birthday? Just like the year after new years or school grade
“Lady and Gentlemen... We got him.”
Hansen: Ackshyully He’s 28
Top flight
It means something. If he lies about his age then he's lying
I don’t know why people are hating on the decoy, he looked like a 13 year old kid, 27 years ago
I'm sorry if we forgot to laugh
Lol you are appreciated
Got me for a second haha. That was great.
Gay kids might. IDK
Daniel J. Ok?