Chris was absolutely wild for making that man struggle that long to keep the convo going with the predo lmao. The guy’s forehead was stamped with “you can walk in ANY SECOND NOW”
He didn't fool him at all, Jesse was trying to figure out how to leave, seconds before Hansen comes out. That's why he asked who lives here, because he was confused about what was happening.
“Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”
im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up edit:25 and still look younger edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?” August 2024 edit: I was buying some mushrooms from this guy and he asked for my drivers license. He said that he doesn’t want to give a 12 year old psychedelics. As he said that i was analyzing his body language, and i came to the conclusion that his penis was small. I felt the need to inform him of this inference but unfortunately he… I’m not sure how to put this… but he uppercutted my nuts repeatedly so hard. for hours. It was awful.
"I remember back like 9 years ago, I still had my mortgage to pay and my financial situation was in shambles. It was quite stressful.. Anyway my mommy prepared some sandwiches earlier today, do you want some?"
*chris hansen voice* “This 28 year old man is about to be in for the surprise of his life…….. When he gets hired to play a decoy for hansen vs predator”
Also, Chris Hansen is being played by Jared Fogel in the next episode, because he’s preoccupied playing the decoy. They’re calling it Predator vs. Predator.
How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.
@@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...
@@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder" You still had the intention to do it
@@solaraya863 it honestly kinda blows my mind that people don't realize how fake these things are when they see a 30 yo and hear them use a child-like voice 💀
Underrated comment! Only bcuz u were much late. Anyways I didnt laugh that much in so long. When he said it, i was like; wtf? But I cracked once i read ur comment, omg.,.,
20 something year old guy acts like 13 year old by saying, “mommy and daddy”
Disguise: 100
Jonah Silva Lololol
that isnt a real skyrim stat
Illusion 100
😅😅😅
@@berwynsigns4115 🤣🤣🤣
I mean I think it was sarcasm but I’m not sure
13yr old actor probably has a 13yr old son.
😭😭😭
TrUe🤣😌😁😂
😂😂😂
Roflmaoooo
Ikr that mans looks like a grown ass man lmao
“Just me, my mommy and daddy,” says the 13 yr old with a 5 o’clock shadow.
Haha! Right! And the distraction!😅😅😅
Lmao
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Lmao
DEAD
This is the worst decoy in the history of decoys
Yeah, but it probably doesn't matter as long as the guy comes into the house.
The decoy did the best he could with the hand he was dealt, but my word did they miscast him.
And he still fell for it
Chris was absolutely wild for making that man struggle that long to keep the convo going with the predo lmao. The guy’s forehead was stamped with “you can walk in ANY SECOND NOW”
He didn't fool him at all, Jesse was trying to figure out how to leave, seconds before Hansen comes out. That's why he asked who lives here, because he was confused about what was happening.
The “13” year old boy looks like the default character from every military shooter
But u will never see him
Nice name you got there
LMFAO
Trueeeee
JM 914 he’s wearing camouflage
We hired this former marine to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Bet when he left he was chain smoking and drinking a beer in the back
“Police are telling us that the decoy referred to them as ‘blue falcons’ after they took the suspect into custody and told them to ‘aye, lance corporal or some shit’ before speeding off in a matte black Jeep Wrangler with tinted windows.”
im 23 and i look younger than him. chris hansen, hit me up
edit:25 and still look younger
edit:i turned 26 a month ago and while stocking a shelf at work a customer said that i looked a bit young to be working there. asked him how old he thought i was and he said 15. still got it baby
Feb 2023 Edit: I’m 27! Bought some booze the other day and the cashier brought his other coworkers over to ask them “how old you think that there boy is?”
August 2024 edit: I was buying some mushrooms from this guy and he asked for my drivers license. He said that he doesn’t want to give a 12 year old psychedelics. As he said that i was analyzing his body language, and i came to the conclusion that his penis was small. I felt the need to inform him of this inference but unfortunately he… I’m not sure how to put this… but he uppercutted my nuts repeatedly so hard. for hours. It was awful.
@@fruitypeebils You have to be a 18 or 19 year old drama student to get the job.
'Role'! not ' -roll- '!
They should've just used Chris Hansen himself as the decoy if they're trying to pass that man off as 13...
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
My son looks 18 he is 14
Ikr! 😂😂
@thegrandfinale2 you need to relax, it's a joke.
😂😂😂
You could tell that this guy was pissed that the kid didn’t look younger. Sicko
No, he was suspicious because the dude obviously wasn't the kid he chatted with.
@@elektrik_exekutioner6822 Prove it
@@InChristWeTrust999 Why don't you prove your statement?
@@elektrik_exekutioner6822 I can’t. It was just an observation. I could be incorrect.
Electrik why you got to freakin argue
"me, my mommy and my daddy... And my children and grandchildren and wife."
That's a good one Wesley . It really is .
Hahahahahahah
😁😂😂
lololo
I'm screaming 😜😜
Predator: *notices camera*
Decoy: *enters distraction mode*
Decoy: look at this floor it’s made of floor
i’m crying bro
😂
LMFOAOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHA
mY dAd mAde tHe fLoOr! It's pReTtY cOoL!
LoL
His mommy keeps his ID in her purse, along with his tax returns, stimulus check, and colonoscopy results.
bastardwithnoname LMAO IM DEAD
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂💀
😂
Lol your funny 😂
COLONOSCOPY RESULTS IM DEAD
"We've hired NBA hall of famer Shaquille O'Neal as our 13 year old decoy"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Mane 😂 they should do that… either him or The Rock… or Chris just comes out in a wig
😂😂😂
@@YoungTCash Bruh Chris saying "I have something to tell you" while taking off a wig would be hilarious 😂😂
In this next sting, we hired Danny Devito to play the role of a 12 year old boy
Bahahaha fuck this made me laugh 👌👌👌 good work
I'd go to the sting house just to meet Danny Devito
Lol Devito
@@gretathuumberg Sentenced to 8 years in prison for trying to solicit sex from a Danny Devito.
@@Drakulas77 worth it
“We hired a 13 year old decoy, unfortunately his uncle showed up instead”
Haha genius
Lol probably not many I mean I know guys at my school that are 16 with full grown adult facial hair although that ain’t 13
made me lol
Chris Ahn ahh shit here we go again
This comment almost made me spit out my drink 😂
“To fool this predator, we’ve hired 8-time WWE World Heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar, to pose as a 13-year boy”
😂😂😂😂
💀💀
THISSSSSS
“THE REIGNING, DEFENDING....”🤣🤣🤣🤣
.. but actually it's JOHN CENA
“Never chilled with a young guy before.”
And you still won’t because a senior citizen is playing the decoy.
"Who lives here?"
"Just me my mommy and daddy and my wife, our son, his wife and our two grandchildren"
Hahaha 😂🤣 nailed it!
**UNDERRATED COMMENT **
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
*grandmother
@@subsnovideos-ur4cn What?!
“Me my mommy, my daddy”
Says 74 year old Vietnam Vet playing 13 year old
hahahahaha
Marcus The Villain hahahahhahahahhhhhhhahhhhh
😂😂😂😂
Hahahaahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaahahaahahhhahahahahhahahhahahhhaahhahhahaaahhaahahhahahahahahhaha
Marcus The Villain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We hired Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Hshhshs just imagine the rock raising his one eybrow and insisting: "no i am 13!!!"
I am losing my shyt over these 2 comments😂😂😂
Would be fucked up if the predator was a rock fan and just screamed at him “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR AGE IS” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
The rock : I’m just an average middle school teen
Decoy: “oh I forgot my jacket. This dementia is kicking my butt”
Honestly, they might as well just let Chris Hansen play the 13 year old himself.
Chris in short shorts holding a lolly as he answers the door
@@rjws69 "Hey, Boo."
@@rjws69 LMAO!!! I had the visual as I was reading ur comment 😂
Yeh that boy looks a lot older than 19 lol “you have ur ID?”
😂😂😂
That 13 year old looks like he just finished paying off his mortgage
hahah!
SoccerFC 😂😂😂
I’M DONE 😂😂😂
After this episode, he did
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The “13 year old boy” acts like a 6 year old and looks like a 20 year old. When he said “I live here with my mommy and my daddy” I died
That was just troll
Murray Lindsay fr only grown ass men say mommy and daddy
He got the job done lol he looked like he was trying not to crack up laughing the entire time.
thealphas1 lol wtf. what kind of men you have been with ?
Not a good decoy
“We’ve hired the 2002 Medal of Honor recipient as our 13 year old decoy”
Quit making comments about the decoy, we should respect our elders.
I see what you did there 😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao, i always hated these comments but this was good
yea chillindude's gonna rap about you if you dont
My like is 666 🤘🏼😎 lol
Bro 🤣🤣🤣
“We’ve hired Vin Diesel to be our 13 year old decoy.”
One of the best ones
We hired Jared subway guy as a decoy
@@brentjames2425 🤣😂
Vin Diesel is 13. That's why he got a PhD in liberal arts. This would just be truth
".....Family."
“We hired an Italian who immigrated to New York with his wife and two daughters in 1933 to play our 13 year old decoy”
😂
R/oddlyspecific
best one so far
I mean 😂
It’s so specific which makes it so good
The Decoy just got back from a 4 year tour in Iraq.
“How old are you?”
“I’m actually 27”
“Not true, he’s actually 28”
Dang really got him there
😂😂😂😂
🤣
Lmao
God damn gay people
The bastard
"He's a manager at a major sandwich shop chain"
Subway executives: DEAR GOD, NOT AGAIN!!!!!
@ 😂 lol
It’s Quiznos
Subway execs: thank god, we finally recovered from the Jared fiasco.
LMFAO 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The decoy looks like he's old enough to pay his own child support.
Funny, you made me laugh out loud. Thank you
Hahahaha omfg
LMFAO nigga 🤣🤣🤣
such an unprofessional show
Brilliant
Shoutout to Danny Trejo for playing the decoy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Next time it'll be: We hired Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to play the role of a 13 year old boy
Travis Hopkins Or Dog the Bounty Hunter already
@@nikkibeacth actually Joe Biden is convinced he's 12 years old, so he would work perfectly
Exactly
Dwayne would be more convincing 😂
Travis Hopkins chuck Norris
Predator immediately lost interest in the kid when he saw him. He was like "that not a kid, thats a man. I didn't sign up for this"
Decoy "Wanna hang out here?" Pedo "Uh....no.....not really." (Damn I've been Catfished! Get me out of here!)
HAHAAHAHHAHHA
Yup
LoL
Its a reverse catfish situation
“We hired a 13 yr old decoy who was 13, 13 years ago”
The only believable thing he said
He looks no bit of 13 smh
Those predators are only there to do sex acts with they’re not too focused on how old the kid is
I thought he was the guy they were trying to catch at first
lmfao
This Decoy looks a solid 30. Never seen a pervert ask someone for ID to prove they were underaged.
Ikr he’s so down bad for little kids he wanted to make sure they were young🤢
“Me my mommy and my daddy!”
Kids don’t talk like that my man...
I know people in middle School who still say mommy and daddy but it's less common
I didn't even say mummy and daddy when I was 5.
I talk like that
Alvin Party so do I
😂
“We hired the father of our 13 year old decoy to play our 13 year old decoy.”
😂😂😂
🤣
Hahahaha
You Sir, are a legend.
🤣
"This time, we hired *the predator's own father* to play the role of the 13 year-old decoy"
Okay I’m laughing out loud at this 😂😂😂😂
This time we hired the predators 110 year old great grandfather to play the role of the 13 year old decoy.
STOP LMAO
weak asf lol
THIS MADE ME CACKLE
I find it funny they censored what appears to be his Jurassic park t-shirt
Damn that 13 year old looks like he’s in the military and owns a charger
Safa Alshamiri lol
Safa Alshamiri camaro*
RICO T.V. Shiiiii that too, these military men be wilding
With an 18% interest rate
Dude i laughed out loud so hard at this lmao
19 yo female decoy: looks 13
19 yo male decoy: looks 43
This is probably why they started using girls as the male decoys lol
Stealth 100
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know how this looks right
To be fair, try finding an adult male who looks and sounds like a pubescent teen.
justin bierber *enters room*
We hired a US Marine who recently completed his 3rd tour in Afghanistan to play our 13 year old decoy.
Me, my lieutenant and my sergeant
Nice Shelby you have!
@@matthunter4826 Not actually mine. My dad got to test drive it and he took me for a ride in it back in 2010. Wish it was mine tho
@Brad Morrison a
LOL
Scariest decoy ever. Bro looked like HE was about to do something strange to the predator 💀
NOT TRUE, he isn’t 27, he just turned 28. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
😮😂🤣
420th like 👍
Grass Board Nerds 😂😆😂
I fucking died at that part! 😂😂😂 i was expecting "he's actually 38." Or some shit closer to that lol
*intense music*
that guy who's playing a 13 year old looks like he could be in his 30s.. wtf.
xPockyhearts right!! I was having a hard time figuring out who was the predator at first
thats what I thought too....thats why he said "do u have ID" to prove you're underage...😂😂😥
MsLady 87 😂
Don't forget how he spoke... "Who lives here?" "Me. My mommy and daddy" seriously? I kinda laughed a little too much
I think their logic is to just get a short guy and that's it.
"We've hired the suspect's biological father to play the 13-year-old decoy."
"I live with my mommy and Daddy, boy"
y’all are ridiculous on here 😂😂😂
@@KC-nm7mf bitches call me young dagger dick
Comment section is not disappointing 😂
@@johnhawthorn5393 Thanks. I try. 😁
“We hired this actor to play our 13 year old…. He has 37 years of experience in acting.”
We hired sir Patrick Stewart to play out decoy...
Plus 5 in the force
The decoy has a deeper voice than the predator.
U right 😂
I TRIGGER PEOPLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously 😂😂
Cuase hes doing that accent
XDXDXD your profile picture made me laugh even more
“Who lives here”
*“Me, my mommy, my daddy....my daughter, my grandson”*
YoungGonzalez 💀💀💀y’all gotta stop
YoungGonzalez😂😂😂
HAHA
LMFAOOO no chill
this gotta be the funniest comment in 2020
"looks right into our hidden camera, the decoy goes into distraction mode"
"Hey look at this, its a photo me when I served in Iraq"
🤣🤣🤣
fucking dead.!😂
Don’t worry, it’s actually just something him, his mommy and his daddy made him!
“Seems legit”
Lmao!!
“We do Hansen vs Predator, Im Chris Hanson… and you’re the predator”
And it still went over his head 😂😂😂😂
The saddest part was he was so immediately unattracted when he saw he wasn’t a kid.
I think he just got super suspicious since the 13 yr old looks like he could be the same age as himself
True
John Sampson can you link it?
John Sampson 😂😂😂
@John Sampson liiink 😂
“We’ve hired the last known titanic survivor to play our 13 year old decoy”
Milliva Dean arose from the dead to star in this show😂
It's been 84 years 🧓
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀😭
Best one yet 😂
Next episode: 12yo boy played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
lmaooo
No I guess you want there to be real 13 year old getting told all sort of fckkd up shit by a grown ass nerd
13 yo boy played by Samuel L Jackson
I blame you for waking up my neighbors, 😂
Audi e-tron lol 😂
Our 13 year old decoy didn’t show up so the actual owner of the house stepped in to help.
"Just meeee and my mommy and my daddy" LOL Wow great acting from the decoy. Why not just have him wear a propeller hat and holding a lollipop.
That was such a bad decoy
With his other hand holding a balloon or a pinwheel.
Lmao
😂💀💀
😅😅😅😅
“Me, my mommy and my daddy”
I thought this guy was supposed to be acting like a 13 year old not a 6 year old...
Yeah... he was a little sus
These guys cannot act smh they need to get better actors
The acting is so bad how can you be like 19 and act that badly I dont get it
Bob The Spider lol im glad I’m not the only one who thought that
Bob The Spider mommy and daddy 😂😂
I cringed so hard when he said “my mommy and my daddy”
Kid is way too old looking and is a horrible actor. And on top of that 13 year olds don't talk like that.
@@relaxingexscapes this thread turned into a masterpiece because of a braindead 12 year old and an edgy 15 year old holy shit its gold
He didn't believe it when he said it lmfao no conviction 🤦🏾♂️💀💀💀
Kinda proves how incredibly stupid they are.
this thread is fucking dateline material
I was actually worried about the so called 13 year old who gives of serial killer vibes and is also a terrible actor.
"I'm so nervous"
Decoy: "oh yeah me too, especially when it's tax season and you have a mortgage to pay am I right?"
"I remember back like 9 years ago, I still had my mortgage to pay and my financial situation was in shambles. It was quite stressful.. Anyway my mommy prepared some sandwiches earlier today, do you want some?"
Hahahaha, of all the jokes about his Age, this is the best
Lmao.. Ahh man lolll
Omfg! Hysterical!
@@mommyharris1111 , may I ask you who is your f---g God?
I heard they arrested the decoy first thinking he was the predator.
I should NOT have laughed
Funny as fuck lmao. My mommy and daddy
😂😂😂😂😂
lmao
💀💀💀💀
“I’m actually 27.”- NOT TRUE!
VELEZ ACTUALLY TURNED 28 15 MINUTES AGO IN HIS CAR! WHAT A LIAR…
In his car LMAO 😂😂
Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
*chris hansen voice*
“This 28 year old man is about to be in for the surprise of his life……..
When he gets hired to play a decoy for hansen vs predator”
“we hired a retired WWE wrestler as the 13 year old decoy”
MFs gonna use Rey Mysterio
Lmaoo😂😂😂
Benoit did a great job
THAT'S FUNNY, HONEST TO DEATH!
@Bubba Fett TV 10/10 WOULD WATCH!
"We've hired 7 time Super Bowl winning quarterback, Tom Brady to be our 13 year old decoy."
Underrated comment 💀💀
Where does this come from ?😭
Nah, It's most likely that Tom Brady would be in the predator role
@@cosmicdude8282 salty chiefs fan!
this 😂
“He’s posing as a boy that just turned 13”
Yeah, he just reached 13 years of service in the army
😂 😆
That dude is paying off college tuition bills for sure, LOL.
Yeah homeboy just celebrated his 10th 13th birthday
Homeboy just turned 130
🤣🤣🤣
Decoy looks so old that he could be the actual predator
We defrosted a 10,000-year-old caveman to play the 13-year-old decoy.
This comment isn't getting enough recognition
😩😩 I'm so glad they caught that sicko!
Yup. This one is the winner for me lmao
We flew him in from Encino, CA.
So good hahahaha 😂
In the next episode: Chris Hansen: Now I will be playing the 13 yo decoy
Daniel Triana hahaahhaha
Also, Chris Hansen is being played by Jared Fogel in the next episode, because he’s preoccupied playing the decoy. They’re calling it Predator vs. Predator.
Lmao. I laughed way too much at this 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
thegrandfinale2 indeed
“13 year old boy”👦🏾 adjust voice a couple octaves higher and says mommy and daddy yep he’s 13
He looks 25
Drama student? Hired!
13 year olds don't sound like that😂
When I was 13 I was calling my parents by their first names.
Well Velez looks close to 40 so maybe he thought it made sense that this guy was 13.
I come back to this video all the time just for the comments
They’re 1% about Jesse Velez and
99% all for roasting the decoy 😂😂
So true 😂
The decoy was confused when he asked him for his ID because he hadn’t been carded In 30 years 😂
Lmao
😂😂😂
Fr
🤣🤣🤣😂💯💯💯💯💯
😂😂😂😂
The decoy graduated high school with my mommy and my daddy in 1985...
Lmaooo
...I graduated in '85, decoy was a good guy back in the day, I was wondering what he's been up to 😂😂
(Serious tho, time flies 😔)
Are you serious?
That makes him like 50yrs old!
He was actually held back like 5 years too
“Who lives here?”
“Just me, the kids moved out a year ago and my wife left me”
Can't stop laughing, my God!
I wonder why
🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣
Karen took the kids 😂
“We hired former president Jimmy Carter to play the role of our 13 year old decoy”
We've hired Arnold Schwarzenegger to play the 13 year old boy.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS TAAAAABLE? MY DAAAADY MADE IT FOR MEEEEE
I'M A COP, YOU IDIOT!
THIS SENT ME
Who that?
@@christopherwood1632 He's the guy who played the Terminator.
“We’ve hired Morgan Freeman to play our 13 year old decoy”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Benjamin button lookin a$$
Hahahaha
😂😂
Lilith Jacobs no
They would've been better off having Chris Hansen play the 13 year old.
😂
How is he enticing a minor if the person he is messaging is a 40 year old milf that works with Hansen. Sure, it's completely disgusting and wrong that he is sending that shit to who he believes is a child but how can they charge him with enticing a minor when there wasn't a single fucking minor in this video.
@@Saliem02 Because he thought he was talking to a 13 year old, and was sending lewd photos to a 13 year old. Intent is the crime and it is one of the easiest things to prove in cases like these. You need to do more research before sounding off...
@@Saliem02 If you go to someone's house with the provable intention to kill them, but it turns out they weren't home and then you get arrested, you can't argue "but there was no one actually there so technically there was no attempted murder"
You still had the intention to do it
Lmao!
>The decoy was arrested for dating a much younger person
Comments
40% roasting predator
60% roasting the decoy 😂😂
That 40% is generous AF lol
more like 12% roasting predator XD
I didn’t think the decoy was that bad
@@maggie1576 are u maybe related to him? lol
he was pretty bad. acted nothing like a 13yr old and didn't look 13 either. total fail IMO.
Kev Ker bruh yah but I’m just saying the comments are roasting the decoy about not looking as a young kid 😂
Are you blind?? This is a marshmallow cook out mega roast of this “13 year old decoy.” 90/10
"We accidently hired a 31 year old instead of a 13 year old but he couldnt tell"
LMAO this comment is so underrated 👑🔥😍🤣
Im DEAD 😂😂😂
He literally looks 24 like come on
hopefully they got his mommy and daddy's permission.
Like, how did that 5 o'clock shadow go totally unnoticed & that receding hairline?
Hansen: “how old are you?”
Him: “I’m 27”
Hansen: “HIS LYING HE JUST TURNED 28
....you got him good Hansen 😎
KripticEyeGaming tbf doesn’t everyone confuse their age right after their birthday? Just like the year after new years or school grade
“Lady and Gentlemen... We got him.”
Hansen: Ackshyully He’s 28
Top flight
It means something. If he lies about his age then he's lying
Do you live by yourself?
No, I live with my 6 hermit crabs
“Due to budget cuts in “Hansen versus Predator, I, Chris Hansen: will play the role of the decoy.”
I’m weakkk
Oh man i can imagine it
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂lmaoo
He'd be more believable that this decoy lol
I'm convinced Chris Hansen has never met a real thirteen year old boy.
He's worried about being caught by himself 🤣
Seriously they had him acting like a 6 yr old
He has a clearly adult actor who then says "me, my mommy, my daddy..." what 13 year old says mommy and daddy?
@@ballisticbiscuit5706 I do lol
He would have to ask himself to have seat lol
the way that 30 year old man said "my mommy and daddy" was the funniest thing i've ever heard. oscar worthy actor
Not really
meeee, my mommyyyy aaaand my dadyyyyyyy
That is Jim Carry level overacting
Pretty sure Jesse still wanted to suck and lick that 30yr old boy 😂🎉
he's 19
"Just me, my mommy and daddy." Says in a purposefully high pitched voice 🤣
His fake high pitched voice is so cringe!! when he says "good!" in a high pitch but looks 30 years old lmao
@@solaraya863 it honestly kinda blows my mind that people don't realize how fake these things are when they see a 30 yo and hear them use a child-like voice 💀
@@cozycakes42 yea im shocked the preds dont run away the second they realize the decoy isnt the person in the pics. this one though is insane
13 year old man: “yo this a crazy table ain’t it”
13 year old *man* lmao
@@cmsaunli HAHAHA
decoy: bro come here and look at the air
@@freezer8633 It's made of air. My dad breathed it during World War II.
@@trueCrimeGuruYes It really be crazy how air do, knowmsayin?
“The decoy moves into distraction mode”
Decoy: “Mhmm yes, this table is made out of table.”
Hahahahaha
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓
You lie. It's made out of tree. Squashed tree hammered flat.
Ah knows stuff.
Random Humanoid Blob next Enstien am I right
When the predator looks more like a 13-year-old than the “13-year-old” does.
Right!
The predator was gritting his teeth thinking "You prick you catfished me!"
Hahshahah
Shiiiieeddd😂😂😂
I think Chris Hansen was confused honestly. the predator was actually the decoy
Bro definitely failed theater class.
The whole internet is on a Chris Hansen marathon.
Because of Onision...
Glad I heard of Chris Hansen.
Lol me too . I've never watched any of these and now ive been watching them all day
lol this comment is so underrated
True tho
True lmao
If the decoy is 13 then Morgan Freeman is also 13
Lmao
Y’all b funny AF😭
Noah Harsh if only the decoy had Morgan Freeman’s voice
Why the fuck are dickheads commenting on a vid that happened last year
Period 😂
Bro don't look 13 lmao When he said "my mommy and daddy" I was creeped out
Ethiiin he still breastfeeds though
White Orchid , you are right, it’s creepy and super awkward.
Like what 13 year old says that 😂😂
Didn’t he say he was 19
Underrated comment! Only bcuz u were much late. Anyways I didnt laugh that much in so long. When he said it, i was like; wtf? But I cracked once i read ur comment, omg.,.,
He wont be engaged for long after it comes out.
Unless he is engaged to a boy
“Sir I was not trying to have sex with a thirteen year old boy, that man is clearly 24 and just really short”
bulletproof statement
K Lean you nasty
The comments completely roasting the decoy are hilarious.
I know right
Yes
Right have such good laughs
I can't like this comment.
Fr I can’t stop dying
“The decoy goes into distraction mode”
- “So anyways these are pictures of my grandkids”
😄😄
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
😂
I THOUGHT YOU SAID GUARD KIDS LMAOO
No way they got a subway guy on to catch a predator