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  • @SpacedudeProductions
    @SpacedudeProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7487

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “First of all, my bad.”

  • @DaMan_TheMan
    @DaMan_TheMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3306

    The worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Target eliminated"

  • @harrypotter7652
    @harrypotter7652 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Words of wisdom:
    “I’m sorry” and “my bad” mean the same thing unless you’re at a funeral.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No they don't.

    • @mc_mc_music
      @mc_mc_music ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My bad, JFK.

    • @Southparkfan598
      @Southparkfan598 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@shadowyzephyr They do though
      "My bad" admitting your mistake and apologizing
      "I'm sorry"admitting your mistake and apologizing

    • @Mashedpotato789
      @Mashedpotato789 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Southparkfan598 my bad for your loss

    • @namrebegiap
      @namrebegiap ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Saying “I’m sorry” doesn't always mean someone did something wrong. For example, if something bad happened to someone else u could be sorry for them and say “im sorry” even if you didn’t do anything. “My bad” is specifically saying that YOU did something

  • @WubConcepts
    @WubConcepts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: "Where is Grandma's arms?!"
    "Oh, I had some arms earlier toda- YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THEY WERE GRANDMA'S ARMS"

    • @GBVideoGuy
      @GBVideoGuy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cannibalism with chicken

    • @heystinky
      @heystinky ปีที่แล้ว

      Today I will be unboxing a new sex toy!

    • @hectorangel42069
      @hectorangel42069 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok Jeffery Dahmer lol

    • @ENDI8089
      @ENDI8089 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lil testicular torsion

  • @micahkinton
    @micahkinton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2042

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    *should’ve practiced his duolingo*

    • @zeaparker
      @zeaparker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @mizuki1676
      @mizuki1676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fuck, I forgot about Duolingo-

    • @randomperson38761
      @randomperson38761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I said the same thing lol

    • @Gamingwithoutaudio
      @Gamingwithoutaudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHY IS THIS TYPE OF COMMENT SO POPULAR AND WHY ARE THEY BEING CURSED WHEN THEY NEED TO

    • @vincharlesyuri
      @vincharlesyuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mizuki1676 you can't escape, even if you forget it

  • @RT5ai
    @RT5ai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    *"Misclick, My Bad"*

    • @noahmedina3759
      @noahmedina3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Accidently sent the bombing to Malaysia "My bad"

    • @JussiKucci
      @JussiKucci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@noahmedina3759 somehow I'm still Alive!

    • @noahmedina3759
      @noahmedina3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JussiKucci Oop I missed-- I mean good for you

    • @lohlaykheng431
      @lohlaykheng431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noahmedina3759 gg im still alive

    • @itzraintoggle6947
      @itzraintoggle6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh look a corpse
      Edit: hi corpse husband

  • @mc_mc_music
    @mc_mc_music ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The funeral joke is probably one of my favorite EmKay moments of all time.

  • @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy
    @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Actually, the worst thing to say at a funeral is “Dinner time!”.

    • @KelVr614
      @KelVr614 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not if there is a feast there

    • @thatoneblueberri
      @thatoneblueberri ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you god, for this wonderful meal.
      HEY WHY’D YOU PUT IT IN THE COFFIN?! JUST PUT IT ON THE TABLE, GEEZ GREG!

    • @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy
      @SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thatoneblueberri 0-0

    • @I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS
      @I_CANSPEAK_IN_CAPS 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yum!

    • @Cate🈲🈲🈲
      @Cate🈲🈲🈲 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “imagine dying couldn’t be me”

  • @razielordonez6608
    @razielordonez6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4677

    "Worst thing to say at a funeral"
    Before we start this depressing funeral i'd like to thank our sponsor raid shadow legends

    • @iexistyes_
      @iexistyes_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      N o

    • @itzraintoggle6947
      @itzraintoggle6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Oh look a corpse
      Edit: hi corpse husband

    • @harpercoolio
      @harpercoolio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      God: Time for the ol’ switch a ro!

    • @dementia4452
      @dementia4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JV_BMX STFU

    • @Gamingwithoutaudio
      @Gamingwithoutaudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This reminded me of something else I heard that was I'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing unless your at a funeral

  • @k-bomb9777
    @k-bomb9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    The only cursed comment is Robin calling himself “The Dumb One”

    • @therealesteva
      @therealesteva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      For some reason I hear them all as the same person

    • @theREALsilviautism
      @theREALsilviautism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@therealesteva even lexi?

    • @memez_r_life6692
      @memez_r_life6692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed.

    • @oregonrailfan7046
      @oregonrailfan7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly can’t tell if he was joking or not when he said “isn’t that inspector gadgets car?” While looking at a pic of JFKs car

    • @theunmarkable571
      @theunmarkable571 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      >3>

  • @AIDragon_2
    @AIDragon_2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "what happened to the rest of the body?"
    "That's what we had for dinner last night."

  • @starlight_maven
    @starlight_maven ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Can you imagine how large a human egg would be?"
    It would probably be about the size of an ostrich egg. And yes, I am very fun at parties.

  • @sunnysupremacy8182
    @sunnysupremacy8182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Okay so you remember he didnt pay the taxes well.."

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "First of all, lemme just say that I was not experienced with guns at that time..."

    • @unfortunately_alan
      @unfortunately_alan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aoi Akane okay Tom Nook

    • @graybeard7605
      @graybeard7605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So I started shooting

    • @lohlaykheng431
      @lohlaykheng431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well at least he got the milk

    • @itzraintoggle6947
      @itzraintoggle6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh look a corpse
      Edit: hi corpse husband

  • @SnowBoy1008
    @SnowBoy1008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2198

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    " Was I that bad in bed?"

    • @thelessercat
      @thelessercat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Even more effective if it’s a family member’s funeral

    • @maxisacartoon3005
      @maxisacartoon3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @tongzyy tong jesus fucking christ

    • @itzraintoggle6947
      @itzraintoggle6947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh look a corpse
      Edit: hi corpse husband

    • @thelessercat
      @thelessercat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sean Christian you don’t?

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

  • @demonking3673
    @demonking3673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:50 “Stage 5 DLC coming soon, exclusively from EA.”

  • @Brooklyn_Starrz
    @Brooklyn_Starrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:43 it's from a comic series called popoka the blind girl (or something like that). It's about a blind girl getting bullied by her class (mainly the blonde girl) and her family hating her. It's actually kinda sad 🥺

  • @wormmon2006
    @wormmon2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4348

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    *”Thank you, Lord, for this meal we are about to receive.”*

  • @maybelater2089
    @maybelater2089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “I’m sorry, ok?”

  • @AluminaTheAutisticKid
    @AluminaTheAutisticKid ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "your rap name is lil + the last reason you were in the hospital"
    LIL EAT WATERBEAD
    Also that was quite a bit ago so don't worry

    • @kalilussier7956
      @kalilussier7956 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm lil covid shot

    • @AluminaTheAutisticKid
      @AluminaTheAutisticKid ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kalilussier7956 well at least you're something normal xD

    • @Its_bloon.yt2011
      @Its_bloon.yt2011 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AluminaTheAutisticKid lil metal earbone implant

    • @jamesthebirdman9412
      @jamesthebirdman9412 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lil mom sliced her finger open with a bread knife so I went with her

    • @RaineMcLean
      @RaineMcLean ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lil Grandma’s Gallbladder Removal 😂

  • @RobloxGamer2826Lo
    @RobloxGamer2826Lo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:28
    “That’s when the monsters come out”
    Me: Yeah even a triangle shaped demon with 1 eye

    • @SeanikaShiz
      @SeanikaShiz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **Gravity falls intensifies**

    • @iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp
      @iamtheikeashark_anti_uttp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SeanikaShizoh gravity falls it's good to be ba? What isn't gravity falls where am I

  • @SuperChavon
    @SuperChavon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "Finally, i was hungry"

  • @thekingofhearts43
    @thekingofhearts43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Congratulations!”

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/1Bix44C1EzY/w-d-xo.html

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Arterexius dont trust that link

    • @Plagolago64
      @Plagolago64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a boy

    • @Plagolago64
      @Plagolago64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa don’t worry it’s just an Indian guy saying congratulations over and over again

    • @RT5ai
      @RT5ai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no its
      "Damn i used to much"
      before pulling out a notepad and walking away while writing.

  • @Barack_Hussein_Obama-44thPrez
    @Barack_Hussein_Obama-44thPrez 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Worst thing to say at a funeral"
    "You're sorry for my loss"

  • @RizzCaar
    @RizzCaar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “I solved the Israeli-Palestinian conflict” aged like milk

    • @JoshORama
      @JoshORama 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Fr

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😔

  • @browhathow1397
    @browhathow1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    This is so cursed, even the ghosts are gonna be haunted

  • @jublentcrane3078
    @jublentcrane3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "Oh they found him"

  • @corrupted7983
    @corrupted7983 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral? "What? He wanted to be warm, didn't mean to burn him alive."

  • @Alaxfloran
    @Alaxfloran 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:44 it didn't age will did it

  • @randomperson38761
    @randomperson38761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    Im sorry.... she DID miss her doulingo Spanish lesson

    • @arambles1
      @arambles1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Okay Izuku

    • @raquelrichardson3666
      @raquelrichardson3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Español fue difícil. 🇪🇸
      (Spanish is Difficult)
      Versuchen Sie stattdessen Deutsch! 🇩🇪
      (Try German instead)

    • @suni_jueri3640
      @suni_jueri3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deku you stole this, I'm very disappointed in you 😩

    • @randomperson38761
      @randomperson38761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@suni_jueri3640 I didn't mean to steal it :'O

    • @suni_jueri3640
      @suni_jueri3640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randomperson38761 Oh ok, it's ok •^•

  • @benarchyuk837
    @benarchyuk837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    "No Dream, you can't speedrun abortion."
    "Can he cheat it though?"
    Spicy today, huh Robin?

    • @Sage3356
      @Sage3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My insitinctive reaction to Dream: this is what you f*cking deserve!

    • @Nutrision
      @Nutrision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he had too much tacos

    • @Sage3356
      @Sage3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Bread yes he cheated, the drop of wich he had blazes rods and enderpearls is waay to high, not to mention those literal slot machines called piglings and how "lucky" he was with them too
      Since he used many minecraft modifiers it is safe to assume that he might have modified slightly the droprates of the mobs and the piglings, to make it look less suspicious
      We also must not forget that when the minecraft team wrote a 30 pages article to prove that he was cheating, he hired an astrophisicist, an ASTROPHISICIST, to claim the contrary
      Why would you hire an ASTROPHISICIST, to prove something you are 100% sure you didin't do? Something you made on a videogame nontheless; because he knew that "if an astrophisicist claims the contrary then the others will stay by my side"
      Because he felt threatened, and why did he feel that way? Because he knew he was hiding something, if he wasn't hiding anything he wouldn't have felt the need to hire an astrophisicist out of fear to "prove" he wasn't cheating
      With all this evidence and the plausible Dream's behaviour i can claim that yes, he cheated
      Ladies and gentlemen of the court, i rest my case

    • @Sage3356
      @Sage3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bread no i didin't hear it, whoops guess the essay i wrote wasn't necessary in the end, Dream is the first person i am a hater of, like the very first of my life
      Didin't mean to be soo... Passionate

    • @sophies26
      @sophies26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Sage3356 bruh chill. he didn't cheat, and even if he did it doesn't matter, it's a video game...

  • @sinner7750
    @sinner7750 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “Let’s celebrate.”

  • @CrystalShard9871
    @CrystalShard9871 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    **Dress up as the Grim Reaper, pick up the body and say** "Don't worry, I'll be back for one of you."

  • @flxxdedeyes
    @flxxdedeyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    "Make me a 2020"
    "What drink does he make?"
    A nice cold *Corona.*

  • @KillertoxinVA
    @KillertoxinVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "My name is James A. Janisse and welcome to the kill count"

    • @skylerjames3457
      @skylerjames3457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nahh he doesn't do one-kills on his show. You gotta at least get rid of the annoying cousin too.

    • @KillertoxinVA
      @KillertoxinVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@skylerjames3457 I see. I'll bring him down with me

    • @yeetyeet3279
      @yeetyeet3279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be a bad thing to say at school too

    • @zkonexpo9610
      @zkonexpo9610 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah James A. Janisse such a honorable man who OH SHIT SOME RANDOM DEMON KILLED HIM I THINK IT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON!

  • @johanalexandernarezmejia3054
    @johanalexandernarezmejia3054 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:17 bro five nights at Freddy's in a nutshell💀💀💀

  • @laravioliiii2832
    @laravioliiii2832 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "oops"

  • @CalikoFirearms
    @CalikoFirearms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “Should’ve told Jim the revolver was loaded...”

  • @-katsukibakugou-bakubear1090
    @-katsukibakugou-bakubear1090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    *"You were right, he does look better alive."*
    or
    *"I thought you said you were just putting him to sleep, mom?!!"*

  • @ultranerd333
    @ultranerd333 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Taking a shower after a haircut is an underappreciated sensation

    • @ryan-rayofsunshine
      @ryan-rayofsunshine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      0:30 Lil rabis vax

    • @neevhingrajia3822
      @neevhingrajia3822 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doesn't everyone always take a shower after getting a haircut? To get rid of the small hair still stuck around your neck and face and gandalf knows where?

  • @MANNBACHBAZZY
    @MANNBACHBAZZY 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The worst thing to say at a funeral:
    *ooh! Some free food! Let's eat!*

  • @bonedude1286
    @bonedude1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    "What's the worst thing to say at a funeral?"
    *"She was tired, so I put her to sleep."*

  • @hamouziii
    @hamouziii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    *someone calls you and your ringtone is, Another bites the dust!*

    • @hanako_senpai6310
      @hanako_senpai6310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *and then later on you get them cremated*

    • @e-6668
      @e-6668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NOM NOM

    • @Remington_Halmington
      @Remington_Halmington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ringtone could also be highway to hell

    • @CL0WN
      @CL0WN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hanako_senpai6310 *eats ashes*

    • @ly_775
      @ly_775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Remington_Halmington nice one

  • @Moose0408sChannel
    @Moose0408sChannel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    Tell an older relative what they tell you at weddings!
    You're next

  • @whippethacreem7299
    @whippethacreem7299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    * Pulls out Russian Roulette gun whispering: * "Do you want a rematch?"

  • @alexkartoons3659
    @alexkartoons3659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Why isn’t she in the casket?”
    “I had a great meal earlier.”

    • @LORDMM.
      @LORDMM. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bloody Robin's yumm

    • @mxmomo1791
      @mxmomo1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      123 likes

    • @Mr.Miniguy
      @Mr.Miniguy ปีที่แล้ว

      What in the Jeffrey Dahmer?

  • @travanforbes8989
    @travanforbes8989 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: Woohoo! Party time!

  • @hiroaoki4763
    @hiroaoki4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "What is THE worst thing to say in a funeral"
    Hello guys welcome to my food review video

  • @cyanakoblueclips8859
    @cyanakoblueclips8859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Shouldn't have kill my minecraft dog"

    • @fantasypvp
      @fantasypvp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aj the bold be like...

    • @acon70
      @acon70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fantasypvp
      Whomst has summoned the ancient one?

  • @Mr.Capitalism
    @Mr.Capitalism ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Today we gathered 10 necrophiliacs for a free sample"

  • @misty_shadows4770
    @misty_shadows4770 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: *Ooh, dinner. Yum! "

  • @andreas56023
    @andreas56023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    “I’m Robin, the dumb one.”
    *Everybody hated that.*
    Edit: Stop complaining in the replies, It’s a joke.

    • @fayrincore
      @fayrincore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You couldn't be more correct

    • @andreas56023
      @andreas56023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fayrincore LOL

    • @fayrincore
      @fayrincore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andreas56023 You're welcome

    • @s0lar.ecl1pse83
      @s0lar.ecl1pse83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you spelled loved wrong

    • @ThaneOfLichen
      @ThaneOfLichen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fayrincore you forgot to switch accounts lmaooo

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Four legends from a legendary show
    Clone Wars is pure art

    • @annette222
      @annette222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is the second time i see u in emkay comments and i just automaticallly remembered that

    • @realfinder942
      @realfinder942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Clone wars is the best star wars media they've made, every episode was golden

    • @michelehastings3870
      @michelehastings3870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FOR THE REPUBLIC BOOOOOOOYSS!!!!

    • @AverateFN
      @AverateFN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ayo wassup avery

    • @melissatesoro7531
      @melissatesoro7531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At 12:38 a cursed addition to it would be: She chops 3 of you limbs off,She then says "You were my brother,______ I loved you!

  • @delta24242
    @delta24242 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:33 Got one word for you. Ice.

  • @triive.
    @triive. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:18 The answer is Discord.

  • @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857
    @marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Snack Time"

    • @yakinyamaddi
      @yakinyamaddi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Pizza time"

    • @pustota7254
      @pustota7254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Barbeque time!

    • @brdxeexe
      @brdxeexe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Hey, it’s dark in here”

    • @GuessImSylvale
      @GuessImSylvale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NO GOD

  • @plaidy.
    @plaidy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "whats the worst thing to say at a funeral?"
    me: package being delivered to: God

    • @julex5080
      @julex5080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait till you realize that its being sent to Grace Field House

    • @Boba56
      @Boba56 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes

    • @infamousnationfan
      @infamousnationfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Package being re-delivered to: Satan

  • @deepfriedcaprisun2678
    @deepfriedcaprisun2678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The worst thing to say at a funeral is “I apologize for my wrong doings.”

  • @efad3215
    @efad3215 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Has anyone seen the Elric brothers?"

  • @vizender
    @vizender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    For those who asked, that thing about the guillotine is absolutely true. A French guy tried to ask question and the guy blinked to answer

    • @ElectroTheWhatever
      @ElectroTheWhatever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @nimphilia
      @nimphilia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @sushila4429
      @sushila4429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WHAT THE FULURELUBULULULU...

    • @ryanweltz4076
      @ryanweltz4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No it really isn't, when someone gets got by a guillotine brain activity ceases immediately the first few seconds, what happened with the french guy is prolly his nerves firing off randomly, like fish when they fling around even though their head are off.

    • @gumzee269
      @gumzee269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most of the time when someone dies the brain remains active for a little bit so it can happen

  • @ly_775
    @ly_775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "Your rapper name is "lil" + reason of the last time you went to the hospital"
    *Lil corona B)*

    • @spidercat3094
      @spidercat3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lil dead grandma

    • @ly_775
      @ly_775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spidercat3094 aw :(

    • @e-6668
      @e-6668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lil ankle

    • @michaelbfdiiwong523
      @michaelbfdiiwong523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lil bone in my throat

    • @ly_775
      @ly_775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelbfdiiwong523 nice one hehe

  • @The-Distrubutor
    @The-Distrubutor ปีที่แล้ว

    The worst thing to say at a funeral?
    No.
    The worst thing to *sing* at a funeral?
    "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."

  • @incognitomode178
    @incognitomode178 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "I didnt mean to, he kept asking me for v-bucks"

  • @jaredcastro579
    @jaredcastro579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "Imagine a Velociraptor opening an Only fans."
    Ever heard of Furaffinity or Deviantart?

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh god no please don't

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Another random furry I actually saw some art on furaffinity and can confirm

    • @dinoricky5188
      @dinoricky5188 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where the time link

    • @regrettspaghettt
      @regrettspaghettt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or e6

    • @CR1MR0S3
      @CR1MR0S3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I made a furrafinnity account without knowing what it was and I regret it

  • @flurpy789
    @flurpy789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “free food guys, lets get the grill going.”

    • @5UBJ3CT3GG
      @5UBJ3CT3GG ปีที่แล้ว

      Best food to date.

    • @starymleko2763
      @starymleko2763 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      MMMMMM, FREE FOOD?!

    • @user-dc8vm9tn2q
      @user-dc8vm9tn2q 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why Is This Discouraged In Our Society?

  • @heythislookslikeakidsgame
    @heythislookslikeakidsgame ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "Time to Dig In!"

  • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
    @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Remember People: If you ever feel stupid, just know that there are people in the world who have married themselves.

    • @DanielW3st
      @DanielW3st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What country is it legal in I forgot. (Asking for a friend :I)

    • @petkofuchalski9809
      @petkofuchalski9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how are you supposed to share the same body then?

    • @sunfish9341
      @sunfish9341 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why do i need to remember people? i see them daily

    • @samaelvitias4835
      @samaelvitias4835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There was one woman who married herself, then divorced herself, then blamed it on men.

    • @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447
      @reducedfaticecreamisjustde1447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@samaelvitias4835 lmao

  • @FrostyTheOne_
    @FrostyTheOne_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Welcome to my unboxing video"
    God: RESET RESET

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hi its Peter here to explain the joke
      The joke is:
      Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

  • @jeffukarosta4500
    @jeffukarosta4500 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "Gotta say, this job REALLY pays off"

  • @NobleWinters15
    @NobleWinters15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst thing to say at a funeral “mmm, still fresh”

  • @kazzzerusss
    @kazzzerusss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The reason why the star wars one is cursed is because Ashoka is 14 in that image.

  • @lizardgirl4055
    @lizardgirl4055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Video: “When your shampoo says “damage repair” but you’re still broken inside. That’s because you have to drink it derr”
    Ad: Head and shoulders shampoo and conditioner

  • @birutologo
    @birutologo ปีที่แล้ว

    On a funeral , don't say "he was smart" , say "He knew to much".

  • @itrashx9493
    @itrashx9493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The worst thing to say at a funeral
    "Hi guys welcome to my GRANDPAS BURIED ALIVE CHALLENGE!"

  • @SebastianSeth
    @SebastianSeth ปีที่แล้ว

    "911 what's your emergency?"
    "I unboxed my grandpa and he isn't moving"

  • @Charliagainsttheworld
    @Charliagainsttheworld 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These give me LIFE

  • @MyTurtleApril
    @MyTurtleApril 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "Hello everyone, welcome to my funeral."
    Or if you're Brian "B-Man" Sanchez:
    "DAFT PUNK'S PLAYING AT MY FUNERAL!"

    • @Blacksnowfanfics
      @Blacksnowfanfics 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry my sister will be saying that she's having hers while she's alive

  • @wreckeralc933
    @wreckeralc933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “Worst thing to say at a funeral”
    “Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this meal we are about to receive”

    • @zkonexpo9610
      @zkonexpo9610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's get this shit to 69 likes

    • @lovekosiColet_
      @lovekosiColet_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zkonexpo9610 WHAT ABOUT 66-

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean I hear that at almost every funeral I go to.

    • @krazyman791
      @krazyman791 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think this is a copy

  • @-Orchideous-
    @-Orchideous- ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    "First of all, my bad"

  • @KeivSquirrel
    @KeivSquirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Worst thing to say in a funeral"
    I was supposed to be in the coffin.

  • @black_hydra1618
    @black_hydra1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    the headless thing is true, a guy wanted to test before his decapitation so he did.

    • @abeltesfaye8899
      @abeltesfaye8899 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, pretty sure that's just reflex, he was prepared to do and that's likely why he blinked, though I could be wrong

    • @black_hydra1618
      @black_hydra1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abeltesfaye8899 My bad on not explaining it better, he would blink for however long his life would last after that

    • @chickenman9459
      @chickenman9459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glados intensifies

    • @ultimategames_nl1891
      @ultimategames_nl1891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But speaking is done by air passing your throat, which isn't possible when you've got no lungs attached to you anymore

    • @black_hydra1618
      @black_hydra1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ultimategames_nl1891 he was blinking... not speaking

  • @Sans_Official.
    @Sans_Official. ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst thing to say at a funeral “I’m sorry”

  • @RodLois-dc6hy
    @RodLois-dc6hy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The actual worse thing to say at a funeral is “ wassup guys today ima show you how to make marinara sauce”

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Chandler...
    I remember the first time he won. It was so satisfying

  • @failuretv814
    @failuretv814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Time to light a forest on fire"
    Me, a brazilian: Ok, there we go again.

  • @tanjianyumoe5700
    @tanjianyumoe5700 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    Hey guys today we are burying grandpa forever!

  • @chimaunao
    @chimaunao 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    worst thing to say at a funeral: “oops, my bad”

  • @Jello2763
    @Jello2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    “Your rap name is ‘lil’ + the last reason you where in the hospital” ok I’m “lil corona”

    • @intothevoid5074
      @intothevoid5074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm Lil Fracture

    • @orans_
      @orans_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lil epilepsy ayy

    • @charlieboy0554
      @charlieboy0554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lil seizure

    • @orans_
      @orans_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@charlieboy0554 pizza pizza

    • @samwescoat5750
      @samwescoat5750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lil grandpa lol

  • @Dreaming.Cherry
    @Dreaming.Cherry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Worse thing to say at a funeral:
    "Wait there was a funeral?-"

  • @JaydenPlayz3
    @JaydenPlayz3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    I’m sorry for your loss, I swear I wasn’t aming for your grandma!

  • @justabambiminion8684
    @justabambiminion8684 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst thing to say in a funeral | 2 people needed
    1. Hey Karl
    2. Yeah whats up Chris
    1. Do you wanna.. get like a drink or maybe some pizza or something?
    2. Jimmy do you want anything?

  • @xandervdkolk9453
    @xandervdkolk9453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The worst thing to say at a funeral:
    “Turns out he wasn’t the imposter”

  • @azaleatomii
    @azaleatomii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    So do you think [DEAD PERSON’S NAME] is at heaven? Cause I think they’re in hell not gonna lie.

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Worst thing to say at a funeral: Okay, see you tomorrow.

  • @tinkah101
    @tinkah101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    “Finally lunch”

  • @samwise1530
    @samwise1530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Worst thing to say at a funeral:
    really thought he would go quicker with the rat poison

  • @hiba_stxr
    @hiba_stxr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Lil Constipation” LMAO

  • @lizzybot4358
    @lizzybot4358 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:55 Correction: Three legends. One gets subtracted for killing little kids

  • @Lolo-Love69
    @Lolo-Love69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Your rap name is Lil and then the last reason you were in the hospital."
    me: Lil swallowed a penny..... :l

  • @blakea22
    @blakea22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "your rap name is "lil" plus the last reason you were in the hospital"
    yall better get ready for lil' cancer

  • @Juicy-KingDerp.alt.
    @Juicy-KingDerp.alt. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worst thing to say at a funeral?
    "I'm not really a picky eater but, you got anything else?"