I know seriously, true unicorns have the ability to retract their horns and expose themselves as unicorns only after a very skilled equestrian takes notice. They’re impossible to spot on the surface.
I would've given a stern warning I don't swing that way, otherwise I'd break his hand if he continued. Girlfriend dropped the ball, and I'm glad she was dumped too. That shit is way out of line.
Never understood this bull of being comfortable in your sexuality if someone does something that is not your sexuality. I'm a heterosexual male meaning women can sit on my lap and touch my thigh all they want. If I was homosexual men could sit on my lap and touch my thigh all they want. In both these cases the person is comfortable in their sexuality. When you try to crossover then I am not comfortable with that. Being any kind of sexual phobic is based on you having a problem with other people's sexuality. I don't have any problem with any LGBTQ person so long as they respect my sexuality the same way they expect me to respect theirs.
That isn't irrational, but when dudes are scared of homosexuals just because they are gay them maybe that is someone who deep down is worried they could be flipped to the other team. What you describe is normal, not wanting to be touched by a gay man is about personal space and respect.
Had a good friend that happened to be bi. I’m straight and it never affected our friendship until he got a boyfriend, who was convinced that I was in the closet and didn’t feel comfortable with us hanging out. Even tried saying that shit to my face one time. I just thought it was super rude because I can only imagine the shitstorm I could conjure up if I tried convincing a gay dude that he’s secretly straight.
I was sexually harassed by a gay coworker for 2 months when I was in my early 20s. Everyone either laughed at me or told me I was a homophobe. Even my own mother said I was a homophobe. Eventually I snapped and screamed at the scumbag. I learned then that when it comes to gay people everyone will always blame the victim and you need to not give a fuck about people who won’t support you.
I was sexually harassed by a dude at work(I'm a dude) and an older woman came to defend me. There are good people out there and not everyone is a douche. Harassment is harassment regardless of sexuality or gender.
I don't know what you mean by "gay people". I can show you a thousand dudes at the top of their game who would never f*** around with you in a million years. Additionally I don't know how hard it is to tell somebody I am not interested and will never be interested. It doesn't matter if it's a woman or a man after you make it clear that you are not romantically interested in them it should end and it's not something that "gay people" do anymore than not. I've seen straight men harass a woman for years. I'm bisexual and you have to be hot as f*** for me to care at all, and if that dude hit on me I would shit on him so hard he would cry.
@jakeherter sexual harassment is sexual harassment no matter who does it. But because of popular culture that's been fostered for decades(gay people always portrayed as being virtuous and incapable of Mal intent) many well meaning individuals will lash out at the victim with a sort of witch hunt mentality. "If you ever have any kind of a conflict with any person ever who happens to be gay, you are automatically a homophobe and a bigot even if that specific conflict is fully justified on your part, even if you are the victim defending yourself. If the other person happens to be gay they are automatically good because all the gay people I've seen on TV for decades have always been good." Etc. My point is that even positive stereotypes are harmful. You already have this mentality. I can see by the way you've stated you know "gay people" who wouldn't want anything to do with me, the implications being that I think I'm so hot that gay men can't help themselves. But the fact remains I have been sexually harassed by gay men on multiple occasions, especially during my youth. Yes there is a difference between someone expressing an interest and someone harassing you, and I am only referring to occasions where I was genuinely harassed in the work place. I am a heterosexual but I am genuinely not a homophobe or a bigot. On any occasion where anyone(be they man or woman) simply expressed an interest in me I was never bothered by that because they would move on if the feeling wasn't mutual, harassment begins when the person you want tells you they're not interested and you decide you're not going to take "no" for an answer. Yes, there are many straight men and even some women who are guilty of this as well.
@@hokagedlo6133 yeah we have alters to Saint Billiam in our basements and repeat verses from his holy podcast in hushed voices and sacrifice goats in his name.
@@hokagedlo6133 he has a blunt and piercing analysis of relationships that is very concise, particularly for young men, so yeah, I might be wrong but I imagine if billy boy had given me some advice in my younger years on some issues with the LAAAAYDIES over there then I might have dodged some proverbial bullets.
@@FractalPrism. Probably an assumption, but it's a distinct possibility. At the least she doesn't respect him as a person and that, frankly, is the worst possible outcome. Who the hell wants to be with someone like that? She couldn't give a shit less about how he felt being groped. That's not alright.
i met my girlfriends friends for the first time and noticed that one of her girlfriends was with an over the top gay guy. I asked "is she into gay men?" privately after the party and she BLEW UP! I didnt know why but I think her friend didnt want to believe that he was gay and all her friends just said "ok, hes not gay". despite him being SUPER gay. then her friend goes to marry him and my girlfriend ON THE DAY BEFORE THE WEDDING tries to stop the wedding because...dun dun dun...her husband to be is WAY into dudes in a sexual way. so they got married, had a couple of kids and he left her for a guy and my girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldnt play along with her dream reality of "things are how I want them to be not how they are"
@@trulytobi6464 yes at one point another of the friends was over talking about getting out of a relationship and into another at her law firm and how they were planning to get to know each other by going on a vacation for a week as a FIRST DATE! They each made up a story about fake vacations and didnt even say hi to each other in the hallways leading up to the vacation. I asked "what did Mr and Misses Brady think about this plan?" and they all looked at me with hostility and one said "WHAT?" I said "you know, the Brady's? the Brady bunch show? this is an episode that your talking about right? where the kids have this great plan but dont think it out and in retrospect they all learn a great lesson". so what happened? did it all work out? yeah pretty much, there was a huge amount of drama and problems at work but in the end if you just decide what your reality is going to be you dont actually have to avoid real life reality problems.
Sounds like you heard the bullet coming and you took it anyway. Nothing you can do about it now but live your life to the fullest just the way you want it and ignore all the bs you left behind
Absolutely. Dude who groped his thigh is a creep, no doubt about it. Straight or gay, it doesn't matter, he put his hands where they didn't belong, sat on the guy's lap, stared him in the eyes... even just one of those is enough to make someone uncomfortable, but he did the fuckin' trifecta and somehow being upset with that is an overreaction? Nah, your sexuality isn't an excuse to be a predator.
@@Lucifronz I can sort of get some "playing gay"-type jokes amongs buddies that have know each other for a while, but it's odd to do it to someone you just met.
Good for him! He was exploited by his girlfriend. She didn’t care about his boundaries and she didn’t stick up for him. Sexual harassment, is sexual harassment!
Omg i said the same haha , I answered with that's exactly why o am so into u haha we broke up after , she went crazy talking about her self esteem and stuff haha , apparently she did not like my joke haha
Some people don’t want to be alone or grow old alone. Imagine spending life just by yourself? It may not be a problem with you, but it’s something others may have an issue with.
@@joeydoherty368 Ironically, the people who are afraid to be single and itching to get into relationships are the exact type of people who shouldnt be getting into relationships.
Went to my best friends bachelor party, some guy who showed up with another one of our friends drank a few beers and started challenging everyone with quarters, beer bongs, etc. His deal was wanting the losers to do naked push ups. When we obviously said hell no. He started in with being comfortable with your sexuality and went straight to rage about it. I'm still confused years later.
I'm not confused at all. He wants to see naked guys, which is fine but not in that context. He's deeply closeted and angry about it. Best to let him figure it out on his own.
Hospital girl: I think it’s all about his intentions. If he can turn her down while having his judgement & inhibitions lowered; I’d say he’s genuinely not interest & a faithful dude. There’s no real reason for him to not still be friends. She had secret feelings for him, shot her shot & was shut down. You can’t blame her for that. It’s not like she’s being aggressive while sober. He should retain the friendship but not drink with her again. I’m pretty sure she’s learned her boundaries.
I love how Bill has to deal with the minefield of bad grammar every time he reads one of these things. Goes to show how uneducated people are. They cant express basic concepts in a clear way.
It's not really his fault people have terrible grammar writing in and it honestly amazes me that most people jump to that conclusion because when he reads Wikipedia or speeches or whatever outside the fan mail and podcast he reads fine
BB's giving a wake up call to social media denizens: if you don't punctuate your sentences they become unintelligible. Listen to the difficulty he's having making sense of this guy's email.
My question is this, what the hell is wrong with the educational system? None of these people can compose a coherent sentence. Are they all drunk? Jesus Christ.
If she's been friends with you for 2 years bro, and she's known your girlfriend was in hospital for 4 months, she's not a good friend. She's being selfish and not caring about your boundaries or your genuine friendship. I've liked boys with girlfriends before, and no matter how drunk I'd be around them, I'd NEVER risk our friendship or my friendship with their girlfriends or my self respect on a weird gamble. Don't trust any girl who's willing to do that stuff knowing you've already got a girlfriend. Big potential red flag. Looking to get laid is one thing, but that is NOT girlfriend or wife material. It says more about her than it does about you. Poor guy, now he's wondering if he's a bad friend or a bad boyfriend cause of a pair (or perhaps 2 pair, technically...) of loose lips 😒
frankly, its not a friendship if you like them. Friendship is platonic, and its already ruined by sexual and romantic feelings from one person to the other whether those feelings are known or a secret.
My wife questioned my sexuality, but in the opposite way. I'm not gay and I don't have thoughts about other men. During covid a musician from her country would get women on a livestream to strip and dance to his music. She couldn't understand why I wasn't that interested. First it's In a language I don't understand, second I prefer my consumption of those kinds of videos in privacy....if you know what I mean. Then we found Ru Paul's drag race and she didn't want me to watch that, afraid it would turn me gay. I can appreciate the dedication and hard work that goes into that and found it fascinating. In the same way I find how to video's fascinating. It's something I don't know or understand and nothing that I actually want to do. She thought I might be a bit gay.
- gets sexually assaulted by another man - Girlfriend: are you homophobic? Ask her how shed like it for a random man in a bar to do that to her, the gender is besides the point here
Beyond repair. Once you cross that line there's no going back. Bill's probably right too. She probably liked you the whole time. In my experience, women only help you when they like you. Otherwise you're the one always helping them.
People can have female friends bro. Sometimes you grew up together as neighbours or some shit and you been chill the whole time. Its normal to have close friends of the opposite sex.
Yeah, let me just tell a woman that I (male) gay and pull the same moves and when she hits me with a #metoo allegation, just appeal to her motives by saying that she is insecure with her sexuality to be touched by a gay guy on the thigh. Sheesh
Bill burr is at the round table of every man's reasoning
🏆👆!!!
Perfect comment
To one degree or the other haha
You are as right as right could be lol. Idk who else would be seated there, but Bill would definitely be at that table.
Fantastic....
"Why do you think he's gay? Are you that uncomfortable with your sexuali- OF COURSE!!!"
I'm dying! XD XD
“I dunno honey the fact that he PUT HIS HAND ON MY THIGH and gave me BEDROOM EYES.
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access gave him the fuck me eyes 🤣
"I know a unicorn when I see one."
*No you don't, you're 21!*
Perfect 😂
I know seriously, true unicorns have the ability to retract their horns and expose themselves as unicorns only after a very skilled equestrian takes notice. They’re impossible to spot on the surface.
"I've been told I have a Bill Burr temper" Bill Burr: "oh jesus" 😂
"i like my sexuality as it is.
i am uncomfortable with HIS sexuality."
bro if she was a "unicorn" then you wouldnt be having these issues at all.
nah bro u just dont get it, shes a unicorn... except the 20,000 red flags. but cmon bro those dont matter shes a uuuuuuuuuuunicorn underneath
well if she was an unicorn this would be considered beastiality
Bro, who gets friendly with someone on the first meeting by sitting on their lap and touching their inner thigh? The hell? C’mon now
That shits just disrespectful, I’m the type of person who doesn’t like to be touched by a female or a man if I don’t know you.
I would've given a stern warning I don't swing that way, otherwise I'd break his hand if he continued.
Girlfriend dropped the ball, and I'm glad she was dumped too. That shit is way out of line.
I can't imagine even the friendliest person in the world being comfortable with that. Boundaries.
Isnt that how most people are
If he's trolling him by pretending to be gay, then it's kinda funny but you are clearly not longtime friends so it's creepy and he's probably bi.
some dude puts his hand on my inner thigh... he's gonna get decked. that's not a joke and homeboy didn't consent to it
Initially read that as “gonna get dicked”
@@RagnarLoudpak lol that’ll show him
Absolutely.
😂💀 At the replies
@@TheFatmanjelly 😂😂😂 dying
Never understood this bull of being comfortable in your sexuality if someone does something that is not your sexuality.
I'm a heterosexual male meaning women can sit on my lap and touch my thigh all they want.
If I was homosexual men could sit on my lap and touch my thigh all they want.
In both these cases the person is comfortable in their sexuality.
When you try to crossover then I am not comfortable with that.
Being any kind of sexual phobic is based on you having a problem with other people's sexuality. I don't have any problem with any LGBTQ person so long as they respect my sexuality the same way they expect me to respect theirs.
That isn't irrational, but when dudes are scared of homosexuals just because they are gay them maybe that is someone who deep down is worried they could be flipped to the other team. What you describe is normal, not wanting to be touched by a gay man is about personal space and respect.
Had a good friend that happened to be bi. I’m straight and it never affected our friendship until he got a boyfriend, who was convinced that I was in the closet and didn’t feel comfortable with us hanging out. Even tried saying that shit to my face one time. I just thought it was super rude because I can only imagine the shitstorm I could conjure up if I tried convincing a gay dude that he’s secretly straight.
@@BeeBumper or maybe is just a bloke who thinks gay blokes is yuck
It all started with Stiffler from American Pie.
@Arkelis: Wisdom 👌
I was sexually harassed by a gay coworker for 2 months when I was in my early 20s. Everyone either laughed at me or told me I was a homophobe. Even my own mother said I was a homophobe. Eventually I snapped and screamed at the scumbag. I learned then that when it comes to gay people everyone will always blame the victim and you need to not give a fuck about people who won’t support you.
Same thing for women, people don't think men can get sexually harrassed
I was sexually harassed by a dude at work(I'm a dude) and an older woman came to defend me. There are good people out there and not everyone is a douche. Harassment is harassment regardless of sexuality or gender.
I don't know what you mean by "gay people". I can show you a thousand dudes at the top of their game who would never f*** around with you in a million years. Additionally I don't know how hard it is to tell somebody I am not interested and will never be interested. It doesn't matter if it's a woman or a man after you make it clear that you are not romantically interested in them it should end and it's not something that "gay people" do anymore than not. I've seen straight men harass a woman for years. I'm bisexual and you have to be hot as f*** for me to care at all, and if that dude hit on me I would shit on him so hard he would cry.
@jakeherter sexual harassment is sexual harassment no matter who does it. But because of popular culture that's been fostered for decades(gay people always portrayed as being virtuous and incapable of Mal intent) many well meaning individuals will lash out at the victim with a sort of witch hunt mentality. "If you ever have any kind of a conflict with any person ever who happens to be gay, you are automatically a homophobe and a bigot even if that specific conflict is fully justified on your part, even if you are the victim defending yourself. If the other person happens to be gay they are automatically good because all the gay people I've seen on TV for decades have always been good." Etc. My point is that even positive stereotypes are harmful. You already have this mentality. I can see by the way you've stated you know "gay people" who wouldn't want anything to do with me, the implications being that I think I'm so hot that gay men can't help themselves. But the fact remains I have been sexually harassed by gay men on multiple occasions, especially during my youth. Yes there is a difference between someone expressing an interest and someone harassing you, and I am only referring to occasions where I was genuinely harassed in the work place. I am a heterosexual but I am genuinely not a homophobe or a bigot. On any occasion where anyone(be they man or woman) simply expressed an interest in me I was never bothered by that because they would move on if the feeling wasn't mutual, harassment begins when the person you want tells you they're not interested and you decide you're not going to take "no" for an answer. Yes, there are many straight men and even some women who are guilty of this as well.
He was smart to dump this girl. She is not potential wifey material. No one should be touching anyone unless they get permission first.
Sounds like one of those long shitty math word problems from back in the day when he reads it.
Every man could use some Bill Burr advice at some point in their life! 👏🏼
Dam right. I reckon some ole billy booze bag advice in my younger years might have saved me some trouble.
Eh i dont know about that shits hilarious but im not taking his word for bible like most of you
@@Sic-Semper-Tyranniss HAHA Amen to that!
@@hokagedlo6133 yeah we have alters to Saint Billiam in our basements and repeat verses from his holy podcast in hushed voices and sacrifice goats in his name.
@@hokagedlo6133 he has a blunt and piercing analysis of relationships that is very concise, particularly for young men, so yeah, I might be wrong but I imagine if billy boy had given me some advice in my younger years on some issues with the LAAAAYDIES over there then I might have dodged some proverbial bullets.
Yeah bro, just move on. That girl is a mess. You gotta think straight about this. She clearly doesn't even get you.
Way cool advice bro. +1
... She doesn't get sexuality...
she's using her BF as a tourist attraction.
her goal is to mock her bf while he's uncomfortable.
she doesnt even like him as a person.
@@FractalPrism. Probably an assumption, but it's a distinct possibility. At the least she doesn't respect him as a person and that, frankly, is the worst possible outcome. Who the hell wants to be with someone like that? She couldn't give a shit less about how he felt being groped. That's not alright.
"Well listen, I would appreciate capital letters and punctuations" LMFAOOO!!!
"they say I have the temper of Bill Burr"
"Oh jezus"
Who makes these thumbnails tho😂😂😂
Someone
God himself
God.
Looks like Chechik
@@mrdgenerate Man of culture I see.
i met my girlfriends friends for the first time and noticed that one of her girlfriends was with an over the top gay guy. I asked "is she into gay men?" privately after the party and she BLEW UP! I didnt know why but I think her friend didnt want to believe that he was gay and all her friends just said "ok, hes not gay". despite him being SUPER gay. then her friend goes to marry him and my girlfriend ON THE DAY BEFORE THE WEDDING tries to stop the wedding because...dun dun dun...her husband to be is WAY into dudes in a sexual way. so they got married, had a couple of kids and he left her for a guy and my girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldnt play along with her dream reality of "things are how I want them to be not how they are"
Jesus christ that was a rollercoaster... your ex and her friends seem unbelievably stupid tho
@@trulytobi6464 yes at one point another of the friends was over talking about getting out of a relationship and into another at her law firm and how they were planning to get to know each other by going on a vacation for a week as a FIRST DATE! They each made up a story about fake vacations and didnt even say hi to each other in the hallways leading up to the vacation. I asked "what did Mr and Misses Brady think about this plan?" and they all looked at me with hostility and one said "WHAT?" I said "you know, the Brady's? the Brady bunch show? this is an episode that your talking about right? where the kids have this great plan but dont think it out and in retrospect they all learn a great lesson". so what happened? did it all work out? yeah pretty much, there was a huge amount of drama and problems at work but in the end if you just decide what your reality is going to be you dont actually have to avoid real life reality problems.
@Earl Portland sounds like you avoided a train wreck dude
I’d write that woman a thank you note for breaking up with you.
Sounds like you heard the bullet coming and you took it anyway. Nothing you can do about it now but live your life to the fullest just the way you want it and ignore all the bs you left behind
It’s all about consent. It’s his body. He’s allowed to have boundaries.
Absolutely. Dude who groped his thigh is a creep, no doubt about it. Straight or gay, it doesn't matter, he put his hands where they didn't belong, sat on the guy's lap, stared him in the eyes... even just one of those is enough to make someone uncomfortable, but he did the fuckin' trifecta and somehow being upset with that is an overreaction?
Nah, your sexuality isn't an excuse to be a predator.
@@Lucifronz I can sort of get some "playing gay"-type jokes amongs buddies that have know each other for a while, but it's odd to do it to someone you just met.
Mans men dont punctuate it isnt manly
whats comma sounds like commie to me
LOL
Da fuk?
@@wurdstilkrudage3181 why did you type this
Idk bout dat
Good for him! He was exploited by his girlfriend. She didn’t care about his boundaries and she didn’t stick up for him. Sexual harassment, is sexual harassment!
girlfriend ask me if im gay (as a joke) i reply yeah thats why im into u (also a joke) she got so mad HAHAHAHA fuckin worth it
Real chad fucking moves
Champion
Omg i said the same haha ,
I answered with that's exactly why o am so into u haha we broke up after , she went crazy talking about her self esteem and stuff haha , apparently she did not like my joke haha
“Afraid to be single” words I’ll never understand.
Some people don’t want to be alone or grow old alone. Imagine spending life just by yourself? It may not be a problem with you, but it’s something others may have an issue with.
@@Smashfan258 Understood, although so many things can go wrong in relationships. I don’t know why so many people are anxious to get into them.
@@Smashfan258 sounds nice and peaceful
@@Smashfan258 sounds fucking great
@@joeydoherty368 Ironically, the people who are afraid to be single and itching to get into relationships are the exact type of people who shouldnt be getting into relationships.
“We’re six feet apart don’t call the CDC”
“She tried to kiss me”
I guess she flew at him from across the room. Lol
You can build 1,000 bridges but you puff on a peter once, your a peter puffer for life.
bill's face on the video, completes the video 😂😂
“No you don’t, you’re 21” - So true.
Went to my best friends bachelor party, some guy who showed up with another one of our friends drank a few beers and started challenging everyone with quarters, beer bongs, etc. His deal was wanting the losers to do naked push ups. When we obviously said hell no. He started in with being comfortable with your sexuality and went straight to rage about it. I'm still confused years later.
he gay
I'm not confused at all. He wants to see naked guys, which is fine but not in that context. He's deeply closeted and angry about it. Best to let him figure it out on his own.
Sounds like he was the one that was confused. Lol
"oh I forgot it's cause you guys can't get along with each other" hahaaa
Maybe the girlfriend wanted to get a train going on, and it was testing him and/or trying to guilt him to prove he is not homophobic.
What the hell is a train?
CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD
Daddy issues and nursing go hand and hand, in fact I think I daddy issues is a requirement for entry into nursing school! LOL
Oach
That question made me panic thinking I was having a stroke.
The relationship isn’t going to last. Bounce now.
Hospital girl: I think it’s all about his intentions. If he can turn her down while having his judgement & inhibitions lowered; I’d say he’s genuinely not interest & a faithful dude. There’s no real reason for him to not still be friends. She had secret feelings for him, shot her shot & was shut down. You can’t blame her for that. It’s not like she’s being aggressive while sober. He should retain the friendship but not drink with her again. I’m pretty sure she’s learned her boundaries.
Oh that's right they don't get along with each other 🤣🤣💀😎💯 NAILED IT!
I know that bill isn´t the greatest a reading but this almost gave me a seizure
Sender's fault no punctuation in any of the writing.
Did you not listen??
I love how Bill has to deal with the minefield of bad grammar every time he reads one of these things. Goes to show how uneducated people are. They cant express basic concepts in a clear way.
Seriously. He has said multiple times that he sucks at reading. And then that happens. He is getting better from it though. Lol
And then you use improper punctuation when writing “can’t.”
They are probably not native speakers
@@nzgkilla I don't think the author of this letter has a native language.
@@markmcelroy1872 What do you mean by that? Everyone has a native language
I love how bill doesn’t think “hey I’m a celebrity from Boston I can just ask for floor seats to the Celtics game”
LOL a NURSING MAJOR is your UNICORN???? Jesus dude
I know she's a unicorn. No you don't you're 21. 😂🤣
Bill's inability to smoothly read through viewer mail never ceases to amaze me
It's not really his fault people have terrible grammar writing in and it honestly amazes me that most people jump to that conclusion because when he reads Wikipedia or speeches or whatever outside the fan mail and podcast he reads fine
Uhhh I want to hear the Malibu story. I expect it could be even more epic than the Philly Rant!
I commend burr for even reading something without punctuation. I hate that. Even if you're wrong just make a damn effort.
I am glad that some agree. 🍻 to y'all.
I get why people hate that I am so glad that I dont do that it always drives me nuts when people do that
@@idkhowtoright479cool.. You suck. 🍻
3:14 I swear to God I lose it every time bill says any permutation of "oh Jesus"
Is this a duuuuuuuude? Priceless.
This is one of Bill Burr’s best
In parties, watch out for closet gays masquerading as macho guys and they try to persuade the group for a touch your birdie type of plays.
BB's giving a wake up call to social media denizens: if you don't punctuate your sentences they become unintelligible. Listen to the difficulty he's having making sense of this guy's email.
Lmao I thought Bill was coughing for dramatic effect
Is this for real? Run, don't walk, away!
2nd guy already knows the answer to his question
No punctuation lol. Right out the gate I was think a comma might help in that first sentence.
Wish you had video Billy boy!
"What? you don't want this guy dry grinding you as he looks into your eyes? what are you, gay?" so stupid xD
"We got da Clippahs"
She’s 100% right
Friendzoned in reverse.
oh thats right they dont get along with each other
Lol Right when he said she’s a nursing major i belted out “GEEZUS” RNs are crazy my brotha
This dude definitely used voice-to-text when he wrote this email.
Bill you did a good job on gamestop
This guy writes like I think when I'm drunk
Plot twist: They were just a group of friends with a really bad junior high wrestling coach
How does one go about getting Bill Burr to read their email? Do I just send it over to the man?
She is the type who’s children or friends get touched or something happens and she tells them it’s you or you bought this to yourself
hey guys does anyone have the mail adress for the podcast? the old ones don't seem to work
That second story is just sad for everybody involved
My question is this, what the hell is wrong with the educational system? None of these people can compose a coherent sentence. Are they all drunk? Jesus Christ.
A unicorn at 21... lol ok bud
9:40 omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I genuinely would like to know: How do I write to Bill for advice?
The email address is on his official website
Bill Burr is the king of the Anti-simps
Dude sitting in peoples laps is a peter puffer
If she's been friends with you for 2 years bro, and she's known your girlfriend was in hospital for 4 months, she's not a good friend. She's being selfish and not caring about your boundaries or your genuine friendship. I've liked boys with girlfriends before, and no matter how drunk I'd be around them, I'd NEVER risk our friendship or my friendship with their girlfriends or my self respect on a weird gamble. Don't trust any girl who's willing to do that stuff knowing you've already got a girlfriend. Big potential red flag. Looking to get laid is one thing, but that is NOT girlfriend or wife material. It says more about her than it does about you. Poor guy, now he's wondering if he's a bad friend or a bad boyfriend cause of a pair (or perhaps 2 pair, technically...) of loose lips 😒
frankly, its not a friendship if you like them. Friendship is platonic, and its already ruined by sexual and romantic feelings from one person to the other whether those feelings are known or a secret.
Bill can look like a devil 😈 but is one of the funniest human beings on the entire fckn planet!
The thumbnail girl looks familiar but unfamiliar at the same time
Reminds me of battle alita or whatever it’s called
As a straight woman, I'd flip if some woman was touching me like that....the gf was being ridiculous.
Clean slate!! She only likes her friends cuz they put on a show for her.
My reaction just from the title is, the relationship is over but lemme here this.
It’s a very different thing to not letting yourself being touched by other women and letting your guy friends Fuck around and give you a love tap
Alright first of all don't touch me!
Instead of Jiminy cricket i got bill burr
Dive down to the wreckage of the Titanic to rescue ol Billy bald-face from the belly of the beast?
My wife questioned my sexuality, but in the opposite way. I'm not gay and I don't have thoughts about other men. During covid a musician from her country would get women on a livestream to strip and dance to his music. She couldn't understand why I wasn't that interested. First it's In a language I don't understand, second I prefer my consumption of those kinds of videos in privacy....if you know what I mean.
Then we found Ru Paul's drag race and she didn't want me to watch that, afraid it would turn me gay. I can appreciate the dedication and hard work that goes into that and found it fascinating. In the same way I find how to video's fascinating. It's something I don't know or understand and nothing that I actually want to do.
She thought I might be a bit gay.
"I've been told I have a Bill Burr temper-"
"Oh jewzus..."
I'm so proud of that guy for dumping her
Sounds like he's talking about gym Jordan
9:45
- gets sexually assaulted by another man
- Girlfriend: are you homophobic?
Ask her how shed like it for a random man in a bar to do that to her, the gender is besides the point here
You dodged a bullet,keep moving.
You should have told him the only benefit of a random dude grouping you is that you can knock them the fuck out
lol that guy did sound like some kind of repressed homosexual. The gay dude must've sensed something hahaha.
I love your efforts to interpret drunken misfits . Good luck. The Idiot to drunk dictionary is coming out soon.
I thought that was Adriana Chechik at first.
Writing without punctuation is really really gay.
You missed a comma, dude.
Yes💪
Beyond repair. Once you cross that line there's no going back. Bill's probably right too. She probably liked you the whole time. In my experience, women only help you when they like you. Otherwise you're the one always helping them.
That second question people would be flipping out if the roles were reversed
Any guy who’s got a girl best friend is suspect at best 💯🤨
Lol for real I literally have 0 girl friends
People can have female friends bro. Sometimes you grew up together as neighbours or some shit and you been chill the whole time. Its normal to have close friends of the opposite sex.
Yeah, let me just tell a woman that I (male) gay and pull the same moves and when she hits me with a #metoo allegation, just appeal to her motives by saying that she is insecure with her sexuality to be touched by a gay guy on the thigh. Sheesh
My man is dyslexic.
Men can be friends with women the same way a wolf makes friends with the lamb..... All children can become friends but an adult is different
Nah fuckit!! Cool Bio Butt