Bill Burr- Too Many Red Flags

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  • @Warbaman
    @Warbaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Wow, what a quote...
    Learn to accept yourself as an adult, see what your strengths and weaknesses are, have a sense of humour about your weaknesses, work on them and go to your strengths and find somebody fun to share your life with.

    • @iceeeyy3557
      @iceeeyy3557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beautiful quote

  • @paulm6081
    @paulm6081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    You know what they call a long distance relationship in costa rica? felices los cuatro - the happy 4

  • @YungSideFX
    @YungSideFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Best pod in the world

    • @rottenpotato4399
      @rottenpotato4399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @T Dzle "it's obviously rogan" man... you sure are missin out

    • @YungSideFX
      @YungSideFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hear you lads, loud and clear. It’s just since he dipped to Spotify it’s been hard for me to adjust. He’s starting to say Y’all without noticing. And I was lowkey trying to make our fellow ranga buddy feel loved

    • @ronandoherty7759
      @ronandoherty7759 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blind boy podcast

    • @7Lace77
      @7Lace77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ronandoherty7759 Blindboy Boatclub? 😄 I didn't know he had a podcast but will defo check it out.

  • @stayclassy419
    @stayclassy419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Dear Bill, I’m writing to you about my wife...
    “GET OUT”

    • @ambz4459
      @ambz4459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOOOOOOOO ALWAYS GOOD ADVICE

  • @Xeonerable
    @Xeonerable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    You know that last story when that girl ages and hits the wall shes gonna be like "where are all of the good guys??"

    • @phillytheflyerable
      @phillytheflyerable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yes. it's not the age tho, it's narcissism and women got plenty

    • @peggyharris5861
      @peggyharris5861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phillytheflyerable 1

    • @AK-74K
      @AK-74K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@phillytheflyerable Once they turn 32-33 and still single, the whole thing flips

    • @toecutterjones
      @toecutterjones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Girls can always find some dude to put up with them.

  • @Susyownsyou
    @Susyownsyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I wonder how many relationships Billy Big Nuts has ended to date.

    • @extremelynormalperson
      @extremelynormalperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is your pfp a joke or are you for real scene? Mad respect if that's really currently you 😝🤘

    • @jiningqin7717
      @jiningqin7717 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orders of magnitude fewer than Daniel Sloss I'm sure.

    • @darkaction123
      @darkaction123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They were ended far before.. the guys just couldn't tell

    • @aceoflespades
      @aceoflespades ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine... Just now... 😂🙈😔

  • @bewareofwil
    @bewareofwil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Getting surgery that young is like buying a new, or sightly new vehicle, then immediately going to O'Reilly's or Auto Zone and buy cheap accessories thinking it looks good, only for all of that shit either fall off or be held together with duct tape. You've gotta wait until gravity sets in before you decide to put a wrench to it.

    • @phillytheflyerable
      @phillytheflyerable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      heeey. I see tons and tons of girls. some as young as 18, most at 20-23 that are full of tattoos, plastic boobs and lips done. wtf is wrong with women these days

    • @bigcityclipz7033
      @bigcityclipz7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "gravity sets in" lol stealing that one

    • @rp-wn5or
      @rp-wn5or 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@phillytheflyerable the affordability/accessibility and normalization of it on social media. This has been happening in Korea for decades and watching it starting to happen in the US is pretty interesting!

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rp-wn5or interesting like being in chronic pain my whole life
      feeling like a skeleton walking through a star
      Like ghost rider all burney

    • @MakeUmad4life
      @MakeUmad4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phillytheflyerable social media

  • @gary5723
    @gary5723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Long distance?!?! Homeboys getting catfished lmaoooo

  • @kennethgreggs1167
    @kennethgreggs1167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Always funny when he yells or talks off mic

  • @RealHIFIHelp
    @RealHIFIHelp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "dear ball.." LOL

  • @kipholder8577
    @kipholder8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Second girl is messing with your emotions (manipulation) get the hell out

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's probably her guy on the side as well. Just to toy with.

  • @edisondiiorio2642
    @edisondiiorio2642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nia said "oh sh*t bye" xD

  • @speak-easyconversations1393
    @speak-easyconversations1393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Ya know I don't know" -Ole Billy bald nuts.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, I love that picture lol

  • @wmmv2019
    @wmmv2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm also in long distance relationship, I have some guys making moves on me even when I told them I have a boyfriend. I then block them or stop seeing them, case closed. If she wants him to move to her city just told him so. That manipulation trick just cheap shot honestly.

    • @backbone93
      @backbone93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good woman.
      I hate woman that keep seeing guys that hit on her just to feel wanted
      As if any the womans male friends doesnt want to fk her

  • @Serenade2461
    @Serenade2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    First guy needs to sit his gf down and say "I like you for who you are. I was attracted to your natural beauty originally. You're already a beautiful woman and if you don't believe that now, you never will." Or say something to the effect of she won't ever be happy if she's this fucking insecure.

  • @phillytheflyerable
    @phillytheflyerable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    got some story like that too. she wasn't my gf but we dated, and she asked me if she could go on a date with another guy, a boxer. I'm like. whhhhat. she also sent me a picture of her and another guy. jelousy tricks

    • @aussiewanderer6304
      @aussiewanderer6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correct response: sure.
      Followed by ghosting.

    • @philpants44
      @philpants44 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was she at least putting out?

    • @phillytheflyerable
      @phillytheflyerable ปีที่แล้ว

      @@philpants44 nah. But sucked me dry

  • @patrickjordan2233
    @patrickjordan2233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She's wanting to raise her SMV. He's a placeholder 100%.

  • @zurn56
    @zurn56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the first guy with a girl wanting to get done up, I think it's a red flag in mid 20's. In late 30's 40's I completly get her wanting a mommy make over.

  • @aledtx9168
    @aledtx9168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thumbnails

  • @screw_bird
    @screw_bird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got dumped yesterday I wish I saw that video before 😂😂😂😂

  • @inorbit5236
    @inorbit5236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    .... and the minute she is done with all that work on her body .... You're done and she be moving on to see the new landscape

    • @overkall1691
      @overkall1691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, she'll never be done, these women never stop. See Joan Rivers for 4000 examples.

  • @blairbuskirk5460
    @blairbuskirk5460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Plastic surgery should be reserved for reconstructive work after major disfiguring injury.

  • @jelissajamison1386
    @jelissajamison1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was in a relationship with a woman who had all guy friends lastet 2 weeks said sorry I'm out.

  • @andysommerlot5123
    @andysommerlot5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:55.... exactly right... they will never be happy. It's in their nature, it's instinctual, they aren't ever gonna stay happy for too long.
    Just accept that and decide how much crap you're willing to put up with.

  • @lunasanja4574
    @lunasanja4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Doctors advise to start with exactly these cosmetic procedures at around this age or 25 because if you start late it won‘t hold up as well but that‘s rlly a long complicated road to take.

    • @sleepycaptain
      @sleepycaptain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not good doctors...

    • @finnerildil8563
      @finnerildil8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ofc they do they get more money 💰

    • @MrChoobsabre
      @MrChoobsabre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doctors say you WON'T want to MISS OUT on this AMAZING procedure!

    • @MrMichealHouse
      @MrMichealHouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol of course Plastic surgeon doctors would say

  • @rotisseriefriedpanda2282
    @rotisseriefriedpanda2282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mom got a nose job at 22 and has done Botox before. She’s 70 and looks fine, arguably better than most people her age.
    But bill’s right….she’s odd

  • @ronin8188
    @ronin8188 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuck I should of listened to this before my last relationship. Just ruined my life and close to ending it

  • @miguel213
    @miguel213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This girl should listen to the song "Television" by IDLES.

  • @GershonBenYitzhak
    @GershonBenYitzhak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:20 how does the guy not realizes she's already cheating

  • @billyoreally3483
    @billyoreally3483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Any girl that has guys she hangs out with even when she's "in a relationship" she's not the kind of girl you want to be with. Unless ofcourse you're okay with the person you are with having sex with absolutely everyone. Tell her it's over and ignore her tears and lies.

    • @010les
      @010les 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      insecure much 😂

    • @Bioniking
      @Bioniking 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a rule of thumb, yeah if they only hang out with guys. A few guy friends can be alright, I gotta assess the vibe

    • @ikheetjason
      @ikheetjason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@010les naieve much

  • @deanonewton8704
    @deanonewton8704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @harryhill8543
    @harryhill8543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Body Dysmorphia Bill! Its a well known psych issue.
    Anyone else been checking out Kevin Samuels? Hes the Bill Burr of dating lol

  • @oscaar5
    @oscaar5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    She probably wants those upgrades (funded) so she can attract a higher value man. (not uncommon)

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      B I N G O ! ! !

    • @philorgneopolotin8762
      @philorgneopolotin8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      God those terms are bringing back Female Dating Strategy flashbacks. Talking about how every guy who isn’t giving his girlfriend a 10k per month allowance and giving her every gift she could ever imagine is a “low value male”. God I hate that subreddit

  • @Corkoth55
    @Corkoth55 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice cutoff.

  • @100thprimate
    @100thprimate ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact she agreed to let a guy fly her out should be the end. No point in putting up with that nonsense

  • @nikkyboy1067
    @nikkyboy1067 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Even if he wanted to have sex..."
    Wait... when did I mention sex!?

  • @FirstLast-gk6lg
    @FirstLast-gk6lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Need to go back to the house and get keys. Lol is he already locked in a shed in the backyard?

  • @chapman137
    @chapman137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the real question is who's gonna pay for all that plastic surgery

  • @ElevatedLevetator
    @ElevatedLevetator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    bill just dumps people all over the place for basically nothing XD no wonder he got kids at 55

  • @adgrego2
    @adgrego2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where/when can I listen to the whole thing? I've only found these clips and can't find the actual show. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

    • @BanjoFrog612
      @BanjoFrog612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spotify has it. Monday morning podcast.

    • @adgrego2
      @adgrego2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BanjoFrog612 thank you sir

  • @alecnewman6052
    @alecnewman6052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what say you Nia? lol

  • @user-en7ox9nz1v
    @user-en7ox9nz1v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Before I even hear Bill's advice. I've got mine. Sit her down and make her face reality. Make her look at bad face work, there's tons of pictures and videos... Make her admit it's a gd crap shoot when you get a nose job. Point out that you love her nose, you don't want it changed. If she changes up the girl you're in love with, yuck!!! Let her know you won't live with that. It's not just a red flag. That's a deal breaker.

  • @watching99134
    @watching99134 ปีที่แล้ว

    As an aside, doesn't Botox go away after a while? So at least that part of it is not permanent...

  • @junvaldez01
    @junvaldez01 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are you monetized with your videos?

  • @JustSomeGuy009
    @JustSomeGuy009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    People seem to think these cosmetic surgeries are no big deal. Well news flash they are a big deal and they come with great potential risk. Disfigurement, infections, even death. Nobody should go into these procedures and no doctor should perform them without considerable discussion and consultation.

  • @DanielPlainsight
    @DanielPlainsight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don't you think this amount of commercial breaks in just 10 min video is a bit of overkill? Jesus christ mate.

    • @travisstone5700
      @travisstone5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a little over halfway through and haven't gotten an ad yet

  • @YourBeingParanoid
    @YourBeingParanoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You're better off spending the money on therapy than platuc surgery. At that way you get a chance of happiness.
    Edit* Bill's just made the same point.

  • @johnsmith-wk2tb
    @johnsmith-wk2tb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    man, this sheeeat is quazzzy sucka!

  • @jasonturcotte3797
    @jasonturcotte3797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's gonna cheat on him

  • @Marcelo-ol7lf
    @Marcelo-ol7lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tbh I'm calling bs on the second story

    • @mcjoe4324
      @mcjoe4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      naw man, there’s extremes on both sides of the spectrum.

    • @Marcelo-ol7lf
      @Marcelo-ol7lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mcjoe4324 yeah but there's just too much over the top shit by too many people in the story

    • @mcjoe4324
      @mcjoe4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Marcelo-ol7lf New age of phones i feel. my long distance girl does OF and fine women get pursued like food.

    • @Marcelo-ol7lf
      @Marcelo-ol7lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mcjoe4324 Idk what OF means, but bruh just the sentences that he used on the story are too over the top

    • @mcjoe4324
      @mcjoe4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Marcelo-ol7lf OnlyFans, lots of over the top things said but i’d believe 70% of it

  • @MedCityViking
    @MedCityViking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get out now. Don't look back.