Bill Burr -Caught My Girlfriend Making Out With Another Guy on Vacation!!

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  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    "I'm just not used to having a boyfriend, and I don't think you know how drunk I was."
    Translation: "I'm a compulsive cheater."

    • @ropete33
      @ropete33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yes or "I don't want to be with you anymore and I'm not brave enough to tell you so I'll do this instead. "

    • @colel1605
      @colel1605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or “im a gutter slut”

    • @mrdgenerate
      @mrdgenerate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ropete33 dude exactly. But let me ask would it have made a difference if when he went to hand her her purse... She stopped right then and there? Because as of right now if it's me we're f****** done but if it went the way I just explained.... Then what?

    • @InClaymont
      @InClaymont 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mrdgenerate Either way I would be telling her to find her own way back home. Lol

    • @mrdgenerate
      @mrdgenerate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@InClaymont lol my man

  • @marchebert938
    @marchebert938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    She said "I'm not used to having a boyfriend." Guess what honey, you don't. Now get tge hell outta here.

    • @annettemiranda4923
      @annettemiranda4923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Guess she's just too used to being loose

    • @warlord1873
      @warlord1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You damn right 👍🙏

    • @EBJJR
      @EBJJR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She in a relationship alright… with the street !

    • @mattpassos5689
      @mattpassos5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EBJJR nah she ain’t exclusive bruh she with the STREETS

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a whoooaaaah!!!

  • @Godzilla00X
    @Godzilla00X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    The balls on this chick to do that IN FRONT OF HIM then try to deny it. Don't walk, run away

    • @livefreeprintguns
      @livefreeprintguns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *bUt YoU hAvE nO iDeA hOw DrUnK sHe WaS!* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dahleno2014
      @dahleno2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And he was holding her damn purse… it amazes me how much of a PoS she is

    • @okaydudes
      @okaydudes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@livefreeprintguns lol. I love that argument. So when drunk anything you do isn't your fault haha.

    • @livefreeprintguns
      @livefreeprintguns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@okaydudes Right? But if the roles are reversed the dude is probably gonna be facing some sort of sexual "misconduct" charges in a courtroom of Twitter jurors.

    • @thomasschumacher3378
      @thomasschumacher3378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dahleno2014 should have left and thrown that fucking purse in the nearest dumpster!!

  • @PathIsntReal
    @PathIsntReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    She did this man so wrong he couldn’t even process it the poor bastard. People with low self worth tend to assume they are in the wrong for justified anger.

    • @federicoeiriz42
      @federicoeiriz42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How does one work on that? Please, advice. Thank you

    • @joeruck
      @joeruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@federicoeiriz42 Brother just say to yourself I deserve better, I'm worth being respected and loved. Leave the situation. I know it hurts as hell, but not worse than being mistreated and being miserable with a person that doesn't appreciate you and mistreats you. Speak to a therapist if needed. Get support from friends and family and get to know someone well before deciding to take things serious (Don't ignore the red flags). No one is perfect and everyone has their quirks and issues. I mean serious flags, like looking and overtly flirting with someone else, shit like "i'm a free spirit and sex is just sex". If you're looking for a monogamous relationship avoid these type of people (you cant change them with niceness or attention), do what you will, have sex with them but keep dating other people till you find the right fit. There's no perfect match or soulmate, just a person who fits you better than others. Good luck.

    • @crazytrain7721
      @crazytrain7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Many women will convince you they did it because of you, so it becomes your fault. Beware the modern western female.

    • @joeruck
      @joeruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@crazytrain7721 so true. If a man cheats its his fault, if she cheats? his fault too. Things are getting out of hand and men need to wake up from this trance that the media and feminists have cast. ridiculous.

    • @walterwhite3143
      @walterwhite3143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joeruck great comment my friend. I was seeing a girl for 2 months (not relationship) and she was making out with someone in a club which she told me about. I’ve caught feelings but I know I need to move on and can do better. She is also a big drinker and always out in pubs and bars so can do better.

  • @preetadhikari3366
    @preetadhikari3366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "I'm obviously flummoxed.. This educated son of a bitch" 😂😂😂😂

  • @eightone91
    @eightone91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    If she’ll do that in front of you and a group of people y’all know, wtf she doing behind your back?

    • @bodhitree33
      @bodhitree33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This right here

    • @lordsezan0986
      @lordsezan0986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can't even imagine , well said

    • @Dani-ladyy
      @Dani-ladyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      for real ^^^ this

    • @daddyernie2289
      @daddyernie2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      she makes out with them with her pants mouth

    • @unstoppableplayz6948
      @unstoppableplayz6948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real....trash!!!

  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Lucky to find this out, RUN far, RUN fast, and never look back.

    • @sctkarter1111
      @sctkarter1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Getting lion king vibes

    • @Natharsus
      @Natharsus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sctkarter1111 Best comment I’ve seen in awhile lmao

    • @Natharsus
      @Natharsus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr tho these are words to live by if you are ever betrayed by a toxic friend, lover, or family member.

  • @thomasmitchell7815
    @thomasmitchell7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    This guy knows that its over but writes in to Bill because hes desperately hoping someone will convince him its not. Dont ever be like this, ever. Do the hard thing and move on. The reason this kind of thing happens so serially is because weak men continue to put the pain of a tough choice off until later. If he lets this go he will get burned in the future and hes going to be another one of those sad broken divorced men who just found out his kids arent really his.

    • @obluraschibus
      @obluraschibus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      if anything I think he writes in to Bill because he wants Bill to help him move on. You don't write to a professional asshole in the hope he'll convince you it's not over.

    • @rlm9898
      @rlm9898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      P poor p

    • @ppumpkin3282
      @ppumpkin3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It;s a shock and it hurts, but your have put her out of your mind and life - right away.

    • @brixtonmystery
      @brixtonmystery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nailed it.

    • @Freqv
      @Freqv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just recently had to do this, it’s hard because she cried for 2 hours and was drunk saying everything I would ever want to hear, but doesn’t matter. Don’t play pretend house with someone who broke your trust. Walk away

  • @papa_pt
    @papa_pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    making out with a guy while having the bf carry her purse....... bruh

    • @deathskids
      @deathskids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He a nicer dude then me lol. I would've yoinked the Bitch there and ended things

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@deathskids yup I'd throw the purse down at their feet, say wtf along with some choice words and then walk out. No real coming back from that situation

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deathskids yep I admit probably would have left with her purse or gave it to a family member headed home and block her number. Not gonna fly off the handle but gonna be cold.

    • @RM-ds2ex
      @RM-ds2ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would've just left her purse on the ground in the bar or club they were in, said goodbye to the dad and explained why I was leaving and then never speak to her again

    • @777jimothy
      @777jimothy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hold my purse, q I want to make out with Brad over here

  • @meliflewus6739
    @meliflewus6739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "We're in the god damn trauma unit right now and you're going, 'YOU STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!'"
    LMFAOOO

    • @franram7426
      @franram7426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a 25 year ER registered nurse..... That one killed me too...

  • @Ka_Gg
    @Ka_Gg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Why are these guys such wusses? She's cheating on you, right in front of you but you want to give her a break....screw that. Its over.

    • @petermachiela5441
      @petermachiela5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      To much soy

    • @detroitdave3505
      @detroitdave3505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@petermachiela5441 a true almond milk drinker

    • @cityguyable
      @cityguyable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He was carrying her purse. What else you gotta know?

    • @subg8858
      @subg8858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Almond milk has nothing to do with soy

    • @subg8858
      @subg8858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Soy increases estrogen levels hence “soy boy”. Almond is a good quality protein

  • @ephemeric8937
    @ephemeric8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    She texted him at 3AM? She was still leaking it out by then.

    • @scheme1181
      @scheme1181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Eww

    • @thembones1895
      @thembones1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@scheme1181 haha. Fucking eww indeed. But he's right.

    • @kevinking1750
      @kevinking1750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Completely right.

  • @1994Trill
    @1994Trill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    How do you see your woman kiss another man in front of your face !?! And still have this question?

    • @1994Trill
      @1994Trill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@joeruck Wow ! People are trash. Yeah I believe it though. Things like this happens too often tbh.

    • @joeruck
      @joeruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@1994Trill yeah man that's why you have to be careful who you're with romantically and who's in your circle of trust. Cause some people are truly horrible human beings.

    • @1994Trill
      @1994Trill 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joeruck The whole "how do you fuck" part is crazy. How did he not react to that.

    • @joeruck
      @joeruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@1994Trill dude was a chump. Felt she was too good for him cause she was kind of attractive and he wasn't (well according to other women's accounts). He was known to be a doormat with anyone he dated. Felt bad for the guy but you cant be that way in life.

    • @atonebenino
      @atonebenino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless she hits you 1st fuck um. But if she hits you 1st knock her out

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This advice I would give to any guy who gets cheated on by a woman. 1) don't blame the guy. 2) your natural instinct is to save face and save what you lost. I had a similar experience, but the next day I was going to take her and her mother to her mothers relatives for thanksgiving. I should have dumped the girl on the spot, but I felt bad for her mother who I really liked and was a very nice person. My girlfriend also seemed fragile and mixed up, and I was worried about what would happen to her if I dumped her and threw her out of my apartment. In hindsight I should have just said good bye in a rational unemotional way, and tell her "you made your decision, good bye". The sooner you get her out of your mind and life the better. She no longer has to be your problem.

  • @IEdjumacate
    @IEdjumacate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Had a girlfriend similar to this in college, was a bit more sly about her bullshit but similar. Back then I had immense anger issues. Needless to say it ended in a verbal hellfire. As fucked up as it sounds, sometimes I look back on that and smile about how brutal the insults were. I’ve been able to control my anger much better these days and haven’t had something like that happen in years. Cheers to not simping boys, stay safe out there.

    • @lp.shakur
      @lp.shakur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh boy... been there, feel ya bro 😂

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ohh I feel this one lol

    • @notayoutuber09
      @notayoutuber09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You and me both bud 😅

    • @kleshayer3751
      @kleshayer3751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did U guys say her lol

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simpin' ain't pimpin'
      - sWooZie

  • @bitcoindaddy748
    @bitcoindaddy748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dude needs an "advice" for that 🤦‍♂️

    • @futurereflections4097
      @futurereflections4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s 2021. Incels ain’t wrong about the stats and trends. It’s getting tough out there. He’s probably worried that’s all he’s got.

  • @nn99nn99
    @nn99nn99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    It should be alarming to ppl how many callers talk about their women cheating on em and ask Bill what to do. It should be automatic to dump em, but these guys are confused!?

    • @Ka_Gg
      @Ka_Gg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The girls carry their balls around in their purse. Lol

    • @modestgrower2017
      @modestgrower2017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Ka_Gg their balls are in their purse, which the guy carries for them

    • @InADarkTavern
      @InADarkTavern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      emotions are really confusing when ur in that situation.

    • @jazz-influent
      @jazz-influent 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And who knows how long it takes Bill to get to these questions. They might already make a permanent decision by the time ole Billyboy comes to save the day.

    • @jonfontes1537
      @jonfontes1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Beta males

  • @jackassqwe2
    @jackassqwe2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Move on. Carrying her purse? She was using you.

  • @DragonAurora
    @DragonAurora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I've never been so drunk that I couldn't recognize my own fucking girlfriend.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I heard of one story where a guy was so drunk he couldn’t recognize her but then when she came onto him he’s like “heeey I have a girlfriend”
      “The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” - Homer Simpson. 😂

  • @AstrophelTDeath
    @AstrophelTDeath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Jesus christ, Bill is a funny fuck. It makes me proud to be a fellow ginger. Lol. "And arrest me for breaking the vase with my forehead". I about died from that.

    • @andrepinto7895
      @andrepinto7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's funny because it's true.

  • @HeroDanny
    @HeroDanny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bill put this PERFECTLY. The relationship is 10,000% over. Just be happy that it happened now and not far into the relationship. Also the bad feeling you have is definitely your manhood being insulted. You were disrespected by her dude. That's the worst thing a female can ever do to you (within reason) is disrespect you. Take some of the respect back and just say to her "Yeah, you're not who I thought you were, goodbye". Just like that, quick to the point and cold. Ignore everything she says to you. Do not get into a pissing contest with her cause then she'll find a way to flip it over on you somehow. (women are masters at that).

  • @bachnakjohn3180
    @bachnakjohn3180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    He should have changed his flight plans and left right then.

    • @randc47
      @randc47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, can you imagine sitting next to that on a plane for 3 hours. Yikes!

  • @ErwinSchrodinger64
    @ErwinSchrodinger64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    LOL. She's not yours. It's just your turn. She's probably doing this all the time and she just got caught. Let it go.

    • @MrShitthead
      @MrShitthead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol very true. I feel sorry for anyone that gets cheated on, but my sympathies fly right out the window when the person goes right back.

  • @joejjj4378
    @joejjj4378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    wait wait WAIT A MINUTE! He wasnt a part of the GROUP!?!

    • @Trip4man
      @Trip4man 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah hammmm that's like social hierarchy you know... if it was a friend it would be probably a silly mistake or something (too much booze you know). but with a complete stranger?? that's another level indeed.... Not saying it's that linear! But I've heard stories like this... And yeah some of them seemed pretty innocent.

    • @dfreiberg
      @dfreiberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Trip4man Honestly if it was with a guy they both know that'd be even worse.. then he's getting betrayed by his girl and his friend at once.

    • @MrShitthead
      @MrShitthead 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I KNOW right! Look, this same guy walked in on his gf sucking some guys dick, but everything was ok when he found out it was his boy from college. His gf was so thankful of his understanding that she actually let him make out with her after she was done. I'm glad he's asking Bill if she's the one, because you don't want to give up a girl like that too easily.

  • @CaulkMongler
    @CaulkMongler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “I don’t think you realize how drunk I was”
    Watch that wording. She blames her drunkenness (or being unawares of it) on HIM. You are not obligated to have other people keep track of how drunk you are, that’s a basic human responsibility. You are not obligated to use drunkenness as an excuse for bad behavior, the most you can ask for is forgiveness for your actions and *hope* they take you back.

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had pretty much the exact same thing happen to me when I was 17. She also blamed it on the drink and said I was overreacting. I just laughed in her face and never looked back.
      This is an absolute no-brainer.
      I should know; I pretty much had no brain when I was 17 and it was immediately obvious to me...

    • @jpslayermayor9293
      @jpslayermayor9293 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gas lighting

    • @BlackZar84
      @BlackZar84 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be frank I slightly disagree on your view, in the sense that you are slightly missing the real point, or maybe I'm reading it wrong.
      The way I look at this is she is absolutely refusing any accountability, to the point she uses the drunk card as if it's not her own choice and doing to chuck alcohol down her throat. She did not care for a single second and had no decency of sort towards him at any given point. This is a total W used to and depending on attention from guys, and the fact that she so easily went with a random guy says it all about her. Trash human being, unreliable on any level whatsoever.

  • @drewcliff82
    @drewcliff82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My first wife cheated on me when I was in basic training. I fell for the bs and tried to make it work bc we had a kid. Things were never the same and I simply could never trust her. You might forgive and make it to a certain point but it never goes away and will eventually burn everything. If someone cheats then it's over, period.

    • @mr.anderson9938
      @mr.anderson9938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True story, been cheating on my wife after getting caught 7 years ago and once a cheater always a cheater .

    • @goldenpony822
      @goldenpony822 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.anderson9938 idk man am just the exact opposite

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Oh oh oh. Wait for it. Oh oh oh. Oh jesus

    • @envy7455
      @envy7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've reported your account. It won't be up much longer

    • @TV-ob1if
      @TV-ob1if 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@envy7455 why did you do that

    • @envy7455
      @envy7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TV-ob1if He has bots that comment on top trending videos

    • @jlkulbacki
      @jlkulbacki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@envy7455 your report doesn't mean anything. No one cares ..

    • @spencercampione5280
      @spencercampione5280 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@envy7455 wow scary bro

  • @bigchiefsmackaho387
    @bigchiefsmackaho387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    thats how gf's go missing on vacations

    • @cityguyable
      @cityguyable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan Van Der Sloot did nothing wrong?

  • @SamanthaLeigh7
    @SamanthaLeigh7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I was at an after bar once where a girl made out with a random dude right in front of her boyfriend, and then denied it! Her boyfriend was so drunk, she actually gaslighted him into believing he was wrong! 🤯

    • @ryanjofre
      @ryanjofre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like that woman is an evil Alcoholic narcissist!!!
      Sky is probably correct. Still with Miss Evil.

    • @phabiorules
      @phabiorules 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanjofre where did you get alcoholic?

    • @ryanjofre
      @ryanjofre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phabiorules That's Exactly the kind of thing an alcoholic narcissist would do.

    • @lightofchicagoproductionz9012
      @lightofchicagoproductionz9012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like they deserve each other ...

    • @cesarherrera1926
      @cesarherrera1926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My girl was flirting with another dude and tried that same shit on me tryna gas light me ....no fucin way I know what I saw even to this day she doesn't admit it

  • @Steezy93
    @Steezy93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Been together 4 months" and "it's pretty serious" should not be in the same sentence

  • @randyranderson690
    @randyranderson690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I'd contact her parents and tell them that I wont be coming to family events anymore and explain why. I would also thank them for their hospitality and it was a pleasure to meet them. Maybe they can straighten her out.

    • @guyfromdubai
      @guyfromdubai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Her parents raised her up to that point, she aint never changing for a dude that holds her purse while she dances with other dudes.

    • @MrFriendlyCsgoContent
      @MrFriendlyCsgoContent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they probably ask why you are telling them that lol

    • @noobgun12
      @noobgun12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or you could just walk away i doubt her parents gives a shit

    • @Imbalanxd
      @Imbalanxd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this isnt a movie. revenge is petty

    • @anonymoosepeersun7221
      @anonymoosepeersun7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Imbalanxd nah revenge is fun. taste of their own medicine

  • @lloydtancred
    @lloydtancred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nia impersonating Bill halfway through 😂

  • @foosbabaganoosh1
    @foosbabaganoosh1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nia's drunk impression at 6:54 was fucking hilarious

  • @macvsogtaino2350
    @macvsogtaino2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    YOU STEPPED ON A LANDMINE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sidroler4698
    @sidroler4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I read the name of the video and said out loud ohhhh geeeeezess just like bill lmao

  • @disorder_go
    @disorder_go 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Sounds like he’s living in her life, not the other way round. Women dont respect men who enter their frame. She needs to enter his.

  • @Cheers_Motherfucker
    @Cheers_Motherfucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Patrice would've ripped this guy apart slowly in the most humiliating way and build him back tougher. Oh my heart I miss the man

    • @EckoUntitl
      @EckoUntitl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He is really missed

    • @supremeleader6992
      @supremeleader6992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🐐👑

    • @theplourde
      @theplourde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Patrice would have found this whole cancel culture shit a farce

    • @WarlockX4
      @WarlockX4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The more I listen to his old black Phillip shows, or his time on O & A, I miss him more and more. The guy was way ahead of his time. I wish he was still here.

    • @CodeThatTalks
      @CodeThatTalks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theplourde Yup, check out what he had to say about the old Don Imus issue. You can probably find it by searching both of their names together. Definitely worth a watch. I miss Patrice as well.

  • @Mushr00m97
    @Mushr00m97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is pretty old, but I wish we got an update. If she did it once right in front of the poor guy she will do it again behind his back. Multiple times probably. Move on. She can keep her single lifestyle.

  • @mikasasukasa4479
    @mikasasukasa4479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    dude, love yourself more.

  • @Safaridor
    @Safaridor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I think Patrice had some advice for a similar situation.

    • @justanamateur1682
      @justanamateur1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which was???

    • @stroud__
      @stroud__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justanamateur1682 drop her fasho

    • @Safaridor
      @Safaridor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@justanamateur1682 “women are reactionary” should help you find it.

    • @justanamateur1682
      @justanamateur1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Safaridor thank you!!

  • @Slow_Lee
    @Slow_Lee ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave Chappelle: "Officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that." 😅

  • @ricmorales3406
    @ricmorales3406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The way he killed Nia in the end 😂 I'm dying

  • @JohnLannholm
    @JohnLannholm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love when Bill and Nia give dating advice together

  • @johnlindley1604
    @johnlindley1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love listening to you and your wife feed off of each other! She’s cool as they come!

  • @tillmen4444
    @tillmen4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought he was going to say,"i don't drink often but when I do I drink Dos Equis"

  • @doubledont4949
    @doubledont4949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always think these situations are hilarious to watch unfold at the bar but I always feel bad as fuck for the other person unless I see them at the bar with the same person again then it just becomes even funnier

  • @straightcashhomey1261
    @straightcashhomey1261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy from the 2nd email is an absolute legend. “Gimme a fuckin pen!” Hahahahahahaha

  • @eddietat95
    @eddietat95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Goddamn these thumbnails are fucking hilarious

  • @jacobquigley475
    @jacobquigley475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *hears Nia chuckle... Next video.

  • @robcleveland1544
    @robcleveland1544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I replayed that first 20 secs like 20 times 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanjavierortega8513
    @ryanjavierortega8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was funny, “This educated son-of-a-bitch!”

  • @bogdanoff314
    @bogdanoff314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She had the balls to that in front of him , makes me wonder what she does behind his back

  • @Daniel-iq7cj
    @Daniel-iq7cj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Looking back feelings make you do crazy things. Been in this situation and sadly went back a couple times completely blinded by my emotions. It caused a really toxic relationship, should have left at the beginning something I’ll always regret and time I’ll never have back

  • @Deal-Breaker
    @Deal-Breaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Girl waits until party is over before she confronts him? Man, why even ask Bill this is a done deal. Bye.

  • @totallyjakereturns
    @totallyjakereturns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's a shame that this guy needs to ask this question. Folks, you have to learn to break up with people. You're gonna hurt, but you are way better off single than with a $l#t like this. If you're a good guy, go get a good woman. This is a not a good woman.

  • @n-wordheelflips2648
    @n-wordheelflips2648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    sounds like her way of telling him she's over it

  • @HatemSaqer
    @HatemSaqer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill burr's podcast is turning to Patrice's the black Philips show. And I'm IN for it.

  • @user-tk8ey5hg3z
    @user-tk8ey5hg3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She is never going to change run brother

  • @samuelbane6743
    @samuelbane6743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣...."Saturday"

  • @itsa-itsagames
    @itsa-itsagames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    if you flew , cancel her ticket and leave her there LOL

  • @sherpaderpdingo3405
    @sherpaderpdingo3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was on vacation in the carribbean before covid. I met a young couple on their honeymoon and i spent quite a bit of time with them. They had been married for several months but took their honeymoon late for scheduling reasons. The one day the husband went on a fishing excursion and the wife didnt want to go so she stayed behind. The one bar tender was hitting on her all week (that seemed to be a theme at the resort; employees relentlessly flirting with the wives of their guests). Anyway i was sitting at the bar with the wife just relaxing and the bartender was going at her hard and ended up going upto the room with her. The other bartender was openly giving him props for bagging a guest or whatever in front of everyone was also disgusting behaviour. She asked me to send her a text if her husband came back unexpectedly. I was so shocked that she was that blatant about it. It didnt even seem real, like is this really happening? Is this a prank? Why would you expect me to be your lookout? Anyway i was pretty torn about it. I didnt have the heart to tell the husband because he was in such a good mood and really enjoying himself and it was just so shitty. I wasnt the only one that knew, they werent being discreet about it in the slightest. And then the same day i went to dinner with them and she was acting completely normal, wasnf acting off in the least. I excused myself saying i have to lay down, too much sun or something bevause i couldnt sit there for one more minute, it felt like my head was gunna explode. It didnt have anything to do with me, i barely knew these people but just the idea of it made me so angry.

    • @Dancediva240
      @Dancediva240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god, how horrible for you to have witnessed such a thing on your holiday.
      The cheek of this woman, asking you to be her lookout. I pity the husband really. He will definitely find out sooner or later what the heck she is doing.
      What was their story though? Had they been dating long before getting married and were they attractive people? Was there something off about the woman before this incident of going up to the room with the bartender happened?
      Sorry, I'm just curious.😂

    • @sherpaderpdingo3405
      @sherpaderpdingo3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dancediva240 They seemed like a good couple but the bartender was a real casanova type that got to her i guess. They were both probably above average looking. she was a tad chubby but carried it very well. They were together for 3 or 4 years i think. Anyway the thing was really off putting to me and made me feel frustrayed and annoyed despite it not having anythig to do with me. She seemed like a genuinely good girl. She grew up mormon so i dunno if that suppressed upbringing had something to do with it. It wad disheartening to see someone you think is one of the good ones act that way.

    • @太好了F
      @太好了F 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sherpaderpdingo3405 The fact that she asked you to warn her makes me mad and i wasn't even there. Like she's knows it's wrong, she knows it would be heartbreaking for her husband but is seemingly un-phased by this.

    • @mobilusinmobili8321
      @mobilusinmobili8321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh i totally woulda told the husband.

    • @danielul05
      @danielul05 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You re a coward for not saying anything

  • @a.claudiasilva9589
    @a.claudiasilva9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wow, Bill knows his Spanish 👌🏻

    • @jackdixon372
      @jackdixon372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Billé Burró

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      After his fourth attempt at Rosetta Stone Spanish, something sunk in.

    • @schurrwrestlr125
      @schurrwrestlr125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except that wasn't Spanish, it was Italian 😂

    • @lilbeansprout9297
      @lilbeansprout9297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tommy boy would be proud

    • @a.claudiasilva9589
      @a.claudiasilva9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@schurrwrestlr125 well it is both Spanish and Italian, just depends how you write it (although I admit he may have pronounced it a bit in Italian): Cocina is Spanish and cucina is Italian. And it is also similar with how you saw kitchen in Portuguese: cozinha.

  • @towmater7081
    @towmater7081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm proud of this guy . He did the right thing by not going after the guy . You just got rid of a life of bs with her . Get out of it and live happy .

  • @berbatovfan27
    @berbatovfan27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Fresh out of the oven. Lets eat boys

    • @BeeBumper
      @BeeBumper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would you buy McDonald's from a second hand food stand?

    • @Alex240N
      @Alex240N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BeeBumper yez

    • @nathanfraudik5840
      @nathanfraudik5840 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @rutoojinn
    @rutoojinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Run!!! Bro run! Your turn is over.
    Her: "I'm not used to having a boyfriend"
    Me: "Makes sense, since you are now single.".

  • @ihatesand3301
    @ihatesand3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Went through the same ordeal with an American while she was here in Australia, every time she got drunk she would do the same shit, dancing on guys, HOOKING UP WITH THEM. Flew over to America months later to see her for a final time, found out that her mother was the same way, a widowed alcoholic who was left alone because she would cheat. This girl and I are no longer together and wow.... I have began to love myself and I hope she's well.

  • @GabrielMartinez-sd8pc
    @GabrielMartinez-sd8pc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    GF makes out with other dude in front of you and people asks..”should I still try to work it out?” Bro, should you be slapped?

  • @michiganlover12
    @michiganlover12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mans a whole writer

  • @airscottay
    @airscottay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Second guy pussed out. Should have went with her when she said they were going to another bar. He’s thinking too much.

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly. He would've got laid that night.

    • @nathanfraudik5840
      @nathanfraudik5840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hindsight 2020 is reaaaal. Most of us would reallistically do that? Rightful feelings of revenge i guess

    • @Sir_Robin_of_Camelot
      @Sir_Robin_of_Camelot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he was too fucked up

  • @Ace_Of_Clu6es29
    @Ace_Of_Clu6es29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She was so brave to tell him lmfao

  • @bushrglobalists8742
    @bushrglobalists8742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I start to judge some of these guys and then I remember being that young and believing that my girlfriend was the only girl.

  • @DIGITAL-JESUS
    @DIGITAL-JESUS ปีที่แล้ว

    "YA STEPPED ON A LAND MINE"

  • @DavidHumbarger
    @DavidHumbarger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the cops would arrest me for breaking the vase with my forehead!!! OMG true

  • @gc2o4tom81
    @gc2o4tom81 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    (3:00)- THAT conversation is not over yet, I guarantee it. 😂

  • @devilsslave1970
    @devilsslave1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The worst part is the texts rolling in at 3am... Like she couldn't care enough to apologize immediately, she messed around with the other guy until it was time to leave the bar. Ouch

  • @typicaltamilan
    @typicaltamilan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Run. Just Run brother.

  • @declanwhelan5531
    @declanwhelan5531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Run Forrest run!!!

  • @subfreq3339
    @subfreq3339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, vid title says 'Bill Burr caught my girlfriend cheating on vacation '!! That'd be a good story! He he, 1 lv y'all

  • @SkateOrDie666
    @SkateOrDie666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:44 lol Nia's Bill impression

  • @highclass3041
    @highclass3041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah hell nah I wouldn't be asking anybody but a divorce lawyer for advice in this case

  • @nealwilliams3255
    @nealwilliams3255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She waited for you to leave and then made a move....

  • @jonholmes6551
    @jonholmes6551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "And he wasn't even a part of our crowd" smh

  • @SWIFTzTrigger
    @SWIFTzTrigger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some of these women are too brazen, one day she might meet a guy that pulls an OJ Simpson on her. Playing with people emotionally like that is a very dangerous road.

  • @annettemiranda4923
    @annettemiranda4923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay bill w that Spanish

  • @baseballer21and0
    @baseballer21and0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bill brought up most interesting man in the world then the guy said "i dont drink often" which is a direct quote from the interesting man in the world...

  • @codyminecrack248
    @codyminecrack248 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Last SAAaYYy. XD

  • @itmademesignup9508
    @itmademesignup9508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In regards to telling her dad, just cut off contact. If you're as much a friend of the family as you say, should he contact you to ask what happened, then you tell him.

  • @u7angbe
    @u7angbe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:43 it's ovaaa hahaha the Burr in Nia's last name coming out

  • @gustural
    @gustural 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I tried the same thing in college, but the guy knew who I was and that she was my girlfriend. I broke up with her on the spot and Kicked the shit out of the guy.
    only time in my life Ive laid hands on another person... but holy hell it felt good and ive never missed any sleep over it.

  • @asphaltannihilator157
    @asphaltannihilator157 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Second guy is just an absolute fuckin King. No simp zone

  • @rjwade00
    @rjwade00 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    'this educated SOB.' hahahaha!

  • @jakeherter
    @jakeherter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay she's not contacting you back is definitely the time you don't start cyber stalking her.

  • @seanl2930
    @seanl2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guy learned the hard way

  • @patriot459
    @patriot459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yikkkkeessss yeah bill said it right at least you ran into it now instead of after you’re married with kids.

  • @Marcelo83uk
    @Marcelo83uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Should have thrown her purse in the bin and walked off

  • @darrylb4048
    @darrylb4048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    BILL, get yourself a radio show, it would be awesome. lol

    • @cml007
      @cml007 ปีที่แล้ว

      He goes on radio shows somewhat frequently, but it's better that he doesn't have one.... He reaches way more people through his podcast

  • @caseyferguson6076
    @caseyferguson6076 ปีที่แล้ว

    To do that stuff in the early 2000s I'd respect that that takes work nowadays you just got to say a few things

  • @johnnytsunami4186
    @johnnytsunami4186 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At least she wasn't making out with her cousin...it could always be worse. 🤣

  • @777jimothy
    @777jimothy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " I don't drink often but I think you're beautiful "
    Is he saying he's drunk so she's beautiful

  • @philmehrart
    @philmehrart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao "Nothing happened!"