Awww this was me ten years ago! Managed to get over it, found a wonderful LAYDEE and got married. Fast forward four years, she cheats on me with her boss, and punches a hole through my life and finances in divorce court with the help of the state. I guess I'm back to square one.
My mom told me some of that stuff too. To always wear a condom. You never know when they'll lie and get pregnant. Happened to my dad, after my mom died. Woman told him she had her tubes tied and he believed her. Now he's gotta pay $200 a week for one kid he can never see.
Ettore Fontana Everything everyone does makes them partially responsible for whatever happens, but being trusting to someone you love and having them fuck you over is not cool. It was at a time that my old man was not right in the head. My mom died the year previous and he really didn't know what he was doing with himself anymore. Loneliness leads many people to suspend their critical faculties, unfortunately.
I feel your (and your father's) pain there. I've seen it happen also. People can be really disgusting. Best wishes to you both, and I'm sorry about your mother
That was one of the saddest podcast since so much of what he said was relatable. Its easy to see how anyone could have gotten thrown off track at a young age...On a brighter note; congrats to you and Nia on getting married!
I kinda relate to this guy... I’m not really unsocial, I’m decent looking and do hang out with chicks at school and with my buddies and shit but probly due to my excessive watching of Patrice and Bill I’ve developed this mindset that I just don’t feel I’m compatible for a relationship cuz I just don’t think I’d wana deal with it
I am pretty much in the same boat. Had 2 girls, 3 years roughly each and they all mind fuck you after some time. All the emotional bullshit, all the victimization, blame game and crying. Also, I am an introvert, hate socializing and lack social skills. Just going to focus on my career and not going to dabble in this horse crap again.
+Kalvin Wike ehhh the perspective of some people make it seem a lot worse than it is.. i started off, since i grew up around my sister and junk who was into sappy movies, that i thought all you had to do is be romantic and do all that movie bullshit. its funny cause its the complete opposite to a degree. also i did struggle with getting heart broken and moving on. was getting booty calls for days from a chick that didnt care about me but i went with it thinking i may profoundly have an impact on her some way. i mean meh they arent so bad as a whole. the women ive been around honestly never acted any better or worse than i did and basically karma has evened things out a lot. its life, its ups and downs. you get one shitty girl down the line you will find an angel.. and you have to be realistic about it too.. i mean women are human too there is a difference between a whore and someone who makes a mistake. ive made mistakes and holy god im surprised from some of the shit my relationship has endured. its human being being human. some hot ones will be trash but there are also hot girls who just want to treat you well.. pick and choose and fuck the rest. eventually even your dick will be able to tell the difference.
06:45 LOL Bill's advice for talking to people would be good IF people were reasonable. There is no way my mum would even consider that I have a legitimate point if I spoke to her like that.... another reminder that Bill is a little detached from the majority of people... good for him!
Once again, a emailer is asking the wrong person for advice on this topic. There is nothing wrong with being wary of women....especially western women. Mixing with the wrong woman can lose a man his: job, house, car, savings, freedom & reputation (provided it was a good rep). If you want advice, young man, talk to a much older and wiser man....and NOT a woman. NEVER take relationship advice from a woman.
I also have a fear of women. My mom is a pro wrestler and would practise on me and now my younger sister whom is bigger than me now also beats me. Now if any female would touch me I would bleed from my nose as its now a natural instinct as my mom would stop beating me if I bled because it would make the room dirty. I can't live like this, I'm pretty attractive and would get girls to approach me to talk to me but I would do the same as the guy. Its becoming worse as I fainted once from a handshake from a 60 years old elder. Pls help.
Dun DUN DUN I understand what you mean. My babysitter who was a female used to practise on me before preforming in her porn videos. It was very traumatic because I remember in one of her scenes she had to give a circumcision and practised on me but missed now my wood looks like two pieces of spaghetti. Now every time I see a woman it reminds me of that experience and I start to uncontrollably pull down my trousers as if my baby sitter is here. Please help
No insane fear there. He's actually right. Because women do those things he talks about. And there is no one on the side of men. Men have to look out for themselves. Women have women, men, the government, and the police force on their side. They do not care for the destruction they leave in their wake. And the worst part is that THERE IS NO ONE STOPPING THEM.
amanda miller It's true that not all women are like that but it's also true too many women are like that and get away with it. Can you really blame men for being cautious these days?
amanda miller Generalizing all women and considering them dangerous is the safest thing a man can do these days, if you're a man you're guilty no matter what.
No, I'm a white male who doesn't have a head up my ass and understand the world we live in To feel persecuted, afraid, alone, as the 'weak link' as a man is such bs. It's like evangelical christians saying they are being oppressed while being the majority of the country lol
Sounds like this dude may have tried coping with his past by seeking things that validate his pre existing beliefs. Years later he’s so deep into it he can’t get out without help.
I don't have a fear of women but more or less a fear of commitment. However its not the sense that I couldn't stay tied to a single woman for the rest of my life because honestly as sad as that sounds that's kinda my dream. However I have a huge fear of how selfish, vindictive, vain and cruel females can be without any remorse for their actions what so ever and will always play the victimize hypocritical innocent woman every chance she gets because society raises girls to expect the world and give nothing in return and that's scary. I'm afraid of finding a woman who will be extremely good at hiding her crazy and for me to do a stupid guy thing and her pull some Gone Girl bullshit on me and get me, a 5'6 black guy in his 20's thrown in jail because society is in general, racist, sexist and judgmental and I've seen what happens on the inside of prisons. I would not survive there.
life goes about 20 to 50% when you're alone, but if you want to live to the fullest, you can only do it when you're in love, that the only time when you're at 100%. There are great women out there, but to attract them you have to become great too... or rich
krisg4815162342 dont think those moments are the ones that make you feel alive, or that you'll remember when you look back at your life, the ones you'll remember are the ones with a partner
long term observation is the best way found my wife that way we were together for 10 ish years before we got married I'm telling you long term observation
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I have started to develop Bill's voice in my head whenever i seek some kind of opinion
Me too, it's pissing me off tbh XD
+Samuel Gonzalez I do the Boston accent when I'm too drunk. The sewer becomes thaaa soooo-WAH!!! etc
HittokiriBatosai yeah me too, i say SMAAAT, instead of smart, hahaha
Fuckin Billy Earworm
+Samuel Gonzalez Plowing ahead....
Guy: "I'm a 28 year old college guy"
Bill: "Oh, so you're 15 years old?" Lmfao
😂😂 bill has zero reading comprehension skills
"sorry I have somewhere to be"..... "i have to return some videotapes"
Fucking legendary. Brilliant act by Christpher whats his name. Christian Bale. Watched the movie like 10 times at least
@@saifaswad6591 how are you gonna leave in the wrong name followed by the right name
Because I need to fit in.
@@aaronbeardsley3261 Probably a boomer
Nobody goes to Dorsia anymore
This guy should definitely get some therapy, work over his fears, then go to the world and then realize he was right all along.
😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious lol
@@AhirZamanSairi
Ur gay
@@KK-bk3dm ur mom didn't think so
@@AhirZamanSairi ur mom told me so ...shes embarrased.
"Use it to save nerds and protect yourself and never be a bully"
Going to tell my son the same thing when I have one. Bill's a good dude.
"Sorry, but I have somewhere to be right now. Goodbye." 1:50
hahaha gold
Every time something fucked up happens all i'm hearing is Bill's voice like "oooooh gessssuss" in my head
Awww this was me ten years ago! Managed to get over it, found a wonderful LAYDEE and got married. Fast forward four years, she cheats on me with her boss, and punches a hole through my life and finances in divorce court with the help of the state. I guess I'm back to square one.
I'll sacrifice a goat in your name, brother. Hang in there
Damn, man.
@@MRJTD99 you want to sacrifice Bill Burr, the goat? 😂
Brutal
My mom told me some of that stuff too. To always wear a condom. You never know when they'll lie and get pregnant. Happened to my dad, after my mom died. Woman told him she had her tubes tied and he believed her. Now he's gotta pay $200 a week for one kid he can never see.
+Ó Slatraigh Yes, and that's her fault, that he was stupid..lol
He's just responsible as her for the pregnancy.
Ettore Fontana Yes, he is, but she is the con artist piece of shit that led to it. There's no denying that. It's her fault for being a con artist.
Sure. I'll give you that.
Ettore Fontana Everything everyone does makes them partially responsible for whatever happens, but being trusting to someone you love and having them fuck you over is not cool. It was at a time that my old man was not right in the head. My mom died the year previous and he really didn't know what he was doing with himself anymore. Loneliness leads many people to suspend their critical faculties, unfortunately.
I feel your (and your father's) pain there. I've seen it happen also. People can be really disgusting.
Best wishes to you both, and I'm sorry about your mother
A BROAD brush?
Get it? Get it?
I'll be over here snickering quietly.
OHHH I geddit.
As a 43yo with Gynophobia I can attest the fears are logical and useful to a degree
man this advice is golden
That was one of the saddest podcast since so much of what he said was relatable. Its easy to see how anyone could have gotten thrown off track at a young age...On a brighter note; congrats to you and Nia on getting married!
30 seconds in..."You didn't get along with man or woman, what did you do?" LOL, tremendous
"I would openly talk about my fear of women"
lmao
I know this wasn't meant to be humorous but it killed me!
Bill: "Are you a great guy? If you're a great guy, then there's a great woman out there for you."
Me: "I don't believe you!"
If you think only men are great, then yeah, ya right, there's no woman out there for you!
2:27 - 2:53 that really struck me. Bill doesn't mean to say profound stuff but damn he gets it really right some times.
Damn true.
I kinda relate to this guy... I’m not really unsocial, I’m decent looking and do hang out with chicks at school and with my buddies and shit but probly due to my excessive watching of Patrice and Bill I’ve developed this mindset that I just don’t feel I’m compatible for a relationship cuz I just don’t think I’d wana deal with it
_"Use it to save nerds and protect yourself."_
😅
"Well what were you doin'?"
Oh my god, I love Bill, not a dishonest note about him.
"ok so your mom's a psycho." hahahahahaha😆
Hmmm...Anyone get the feeling that prostitues are going to start mysteriously disappearing in this dude's area?
Hahahahahahahaha omg hahahahahaha
No. He has genuine concerns.
My thoughts exactly!!! Hahaha
Lol
The chainsaw massacre guy had the same train of thought...
Thank you Bill
I love this guy...sorry, I have somewhere to be right now. Bye.
This is probably bad, but this clip had me absolutely dying lol.
Ugh, I did this today. 'Sorry, gotta go, bye!'
Oh the females just randomly attack me. it's fucking crazy.
1:56 his laugh is so fucking contagious
Anyone else think Bill could be a motivational speaker?
Nah. Too lazy.
He already is. It's his podcast
Press 6:29 for the worst advice ever. XD
cuddlepartyatmyhouse Lmao!
Ayo. Holy shit yeah.
No dude you just have bad friends. I have friends I could do this to and it would help
Dude, did I write this? This sounds like me down to a T, from the phobia to the lack of social skills. Except I didn't get my ass kicked.
I am pretty much in the same boat. Had 2 girls, 3 years roughly each and they all mind fuck you after some time. All the emotional bullshit, all the victimization, blame game and crying. Also, I am an introvert, hate socializing and lack social skills. Just going to focus on my career and not going to dabble in this horse crap again.
Vaibhav Shah We're gonna get through this. I tell myself that all the time, and you should too.
TheSlammurai yea man...its just a temporary thing.
Christ, man. I feel the same way. Its scary to hear how it sounds coming from somebody else.
+Kalvin Wike ehhh the perspective of some people make it seem a lot worse than it is.. i started off, since i grew up around my sister and junk who was into sappy movies, that i thought all you had to do is be romantic and do all that movie bullshit. its funny cause its the complete opposite to a degree. also i did struggle with getting heart broken and moving on. was getting booty calls for days from a chick that didnt care about me but i went with it thinking i may profoundly have an impact on her some way. i mean meh they arent so bad as a whole. the women ive been around honestly never acted any better or worse than i did and basically karma has evened things out a lot. its life, its ups and downs. you get one shitty girl down the line you will find an angel.. and you have to be realistic about it too.. i mean women are human too there is a difference between a whore and someone who makes a mistake. ive made mistakes and holy god im surprised from some of the shit my relationship has endured. its human being being human. some hot ones will be trash but there are also hot girls who just want to treat you well.. pick and choose and fuck the rest. eventually even your dick will be able to tell the difference.
He said he was 28 ffs!
This guy gives better advice than most people realize should really listen to what this guy says
06:45 LOL Bill's advice for talking to people would be good IF people were reasonable. There is no way my mum would even consider that I have a legitimate point if I spoke to her like that.... another reminder that Bill is a little detached from the majority of people... good for him!
5:29 Bill just described the mentality of every anime protagonist lol
Sounds like the male equivalent of your average feminist.
All men are out to get me! _HELLLP!_
Just imagining Bill as a real life psychiatrist make me lol 😂
"Paint it with. BROAD brush" lol
My laugh is starting to sound like Bills
This is fckn hilarious.
1:52 best pickup line ever
I wish I had that. would've saved my life.
Didn’t this dude say he was 28 in the beginning of the email?
He said his age at the beginning Bill... lol
Once again, a emailer is asking the wrong person for advice on this topic.
There is nothing wrong with being wary of women....especially western women. Mixing with the wrong woman can lose a man his: job, house, car, savings, freedom & reputation (provided it was a good rep).
If you want advice, young man, talk to a much older and wiser man....and NOT a woman. NEVER take relationship advice from a woman.
I’m a gynophilic
"I don't ever want you associate with lil girls again Bobby.. lil girls are the DEVIL 😈"
you're real man 😭
I need to return some video tapes
I also have a fear of women. My mom is a pro wrestler and would practise on me and now my younger sister whom is bigger than me now also beats me. Now if any female would touch me I would bleed from my nose as its now a natural instinct as my mom would stop beating me if I bled because it would make the room dirty. I can't live like this, I'm pretty attractive and would get girls to approach me to talk to me but I would do the same as the guy. Its becoming worse as I fainted once from a handshake from a 60 years old elder. Pls help.
Dun DUN DUN I understand what you mean. My babysitter who was a female used to practise on me before preforming in her porn videos. It was very traumatic because I remember in one of her scenes she had to give a circumcision and practised on me but missed now my wood looks like two pieces of spaghetti. Now every time I see a woman it reminds me of that experience and I start to uncontrollably pull down my trousers as if my baby sitter is here. Please help
study the science of their mind and behavior. you won't want to get involved.
May I suggest we call it “Vagynophobia”?
It would really help a lot the more intellectually challenged of us men out there.
No insane fear there. He's actually right. Because women do those things he talks about. And there is no one on the side of men. Men have to look out for themselves. Women have women, men, the government, and the police force on their side. They do not care for the destruction they leave in their wake. And the worst part is that THERE IS NO ONE STOPPING THEM.
amanda miller It's true that not all women are like that but it's also true too many women are like that and get away with it. Can you really blame men for being cautious these days?
Remember, they want special treatment, not equality
amanda miller Generalizing all women and considering them dangerous is the safest thing a man can do these days, if you're a man you're guilty no matter what.
Ettore Fontana lol i bet you're an independent black woman...
No, I'm a white male who doesn't have a head up my ass and understand the world we live in
To feel persecuted, afraid, alone, as the 'weak link' as a man is such bs. It's like evangelical christians saying they are being oppressed while being the majority of the country lol
Sounds like this dude may have tried coping with his past by seeking things that validate his pre existing beliefs. Years later he’s so deep into it he can’t get out without help.
Marty we have to go back to the past, Bill wrote a letter to his future self.....
Aww. Good ole Billy Burr
Woof. No damage like mother damage.
Norman bates... correct!
Well done Bill. Fucking awesome advice for the young chap.
I don't have a fear of women but more or less a fear of commitment. However its not the sense that I couldn't stay tied to a single woman for the rest of my life because honestly as sad as that sounds that's kinda my dream. However I have a huge fear of how selfish, vindictive, vain and cruel females can be without any remorse for their actions what so ever and will always play the victimize hypocritical innocent woman every chance she gets because society raises girls to expect the world and give nothing in return and that's scary. I'm afraid of finding a woman who will be extremely good at hiding her crazy and for me to do a stupid guy thing and her pull some Gone Girl bullshit on me and get me, a 5'6 black guy in his 20's thrown in jail because society is in general, racist, sexist and judgmental and I've seen what happens on the inside of prisons. I would not survive there.
Is his mother trying to make sure he never leaves home?
Jeez, I don't remember writing this letter . . .
A.W.A.L.T.
M.G.T.O.W.
SCIENCE
TRUTH
FACTS
psycho in waiting
BILL FOR PRESIDENT!
*First second starts;
Bill Burr: "Jaainophobia"
Bwhahahahahahaha
7:23 real talk
I had to hear this one twice
"u afraid of gynecologist" hahahaahha😂
I’m pretty sure that’s how a third of all 15 year olds think
I said "awww." He just needs a friend.
life goes about 20 to 50% when you're alone, but if you want to live to the fullest, you can only do it when you're in love, that the only time when you're at 100%. There are great women out there, but to attract them you have to become great too... or rich
Juan, that is not even close to being true. you can get so much more done without a partner constantly yapping in your ear.
krisg4815162342 dont think those moments are the ones that make you feel alive, or that you'll remember when you look back at your life, the ones you'll remember are the ones with a partner
Sounds like a real life version of that Pink Floyd song "Mother".
"...you're taking the worst of the worst of females & youre painting it with a broad brush." Bars
Lmao Norman bates
long term observation is the best way found my wife that way we were together for 10 ish years before we got married I'm telling you long term observation
Did you date in the beginning and then broke it off and waited ten years or did you remain friends for ten years and then dated to marry?
28 year old college guy?! Dude, how long does it take you to read a book?
Never too late for self-improvement and education brah.
Not sure whether he said 28 or 20.
Fuck. I wish my mom had been as honest with me about the reality of how most women are, it would have saved me years of heartache.
I like that Bill thinks he's as much of an idiot I think I am.
Don’t let this distract you from the fact me losing 2k on amc stock
Bro, this guy rode the short bus as a kid...
oh Bill. You're wiser than Jesus lollllllll
Dude needs to think with the other head cuz then Shit Gets Done! 😂
Bill forgot that the submitter mentioned his age at the very beginning.
Holy shit this emailer....
Especially the women of today's generation....doomed
norman bates has entered the chat
jujitsu - "use it to save nerds and defend yourself." I died laughing, came back after three days and ascented... also laughing.
'painting with a broad brush'
heh
yes, with the martial arts u can beat any girls ass so, theres no need to be afraid anymore🖒😅😅😅
Don’t put any woman in the triangle choke...
Yeah but they can put me in the triangle choke anytime
Follow up: this guy has killed 6 small animals and multiple prostitutes
Serial Killer Alert...some Norman Bates shit right there...ffs.
Lmao a broad brush
water boy. ..
15!?! Fuck me! Give yourself 5 minutes to meet a girl who'll change your opinion of the mentalists.
are you damn ....?
just go and talk to the monsters you have created in your own mind? I need a bit more but iI still do appreciate the Burry judgment
Supreme gentleman alert
👍
Why does it sound like he’s in a cave? I always hear a slight echo after he’s done talking.
Ah the days before we had the word incel in the common vernacular. Hopefully this kids sought help.