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  • @thenaynaycat
    @thenaynaycat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9700

    The girl sleepover thing is absolutely true, we once tried to :
    1) Summon a demon
    2) Create a voodoo doll
    3) Hunt for ghosts
    4) Perform magic rituals on the people we didn't like
    So yeah, its all true and there is like 20 pounds of food at all times

    • @im_lesbian9647
      @im_lesbian9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Ah I’ll make sure to do those durning my next sleepover 🙃

    • @___________________________-__
      @___________________________-__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      If you didn't try to *AT LEAST* talk with a Ghost...
      It _wasn't_ a sleepover

    • @emmadavis8346
      @emmadavis8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      This is true

    • @senatornokia4071
      @senatornokia4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      I’m not a girl but can you invite me to the next one, I want to sacrifice someone

    • @0TiredGhost0
      @0TiredGhost0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yep, this is very true

  • @numberonesnarkfan
    @numberonesnarkfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    I know I've already made a comment buuuuuut.
    I am a girl. I can confirm that that sleepover plan is what we do EVERY time we get together.
    huge F to Joscelyn, she's with Artemis now.

    • @feltstuffing
      @feltstuffing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      damn it joscelyn, you just had to get stronger

    • @mikewave-lh7bj
      @mikewave-lh7bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Goddammit joscelyn

    • @tin0thy
      @tin0thy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What about Bianca?

    • @davidbass6780
      @davidbass6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Idk, saying you're a girl isn't proof you are one.

    • @tin0thy
      @tin0thy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@davidbass6780 hey, no boys were invited, why are you here?

  • @floofysparkledemon6662
    @floofysparkledemon6662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Earlier in geometry I choked on water while I was taking a quiz and everybody else was doing the notes (was absent for quiz) and said "sorry, I was just choking on water a little" and my teacher was like "yeah that happened to me on the first day of school with one of my algebra classes lol" and honestly that was a great human bonding experience

    • @xxdogesoldierxx5764
      @xxdogesoldierxx5764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @mcbigbrain dont worry my classmate said yo come here and whispered no one likes you

    • @pheilimobrien6634
      @pheilimobrien6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this BELONGS in the subreddit.

    • @Yagirus
      @Yagirus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats more wholesome than it should be

    • @randomman.5
      @randomman.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok so almost dying by water is the best way to bond with someone else?

    • @floofysparkledemon6662
      @floofysparkledemon6662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomman.5 exactly

  • @Allantitan
    @Allantitan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “The real Alex would never pass up the opportunity to die”
    Now that’s a mood a lot of people feel at least once lol

  • @weewoo5869
    @weewoo5869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4458

    Girl sleepover: Everything is accurate, but we also get on the electric scooter (2 people at a time somehow) and scream at 3:00 am.

    • @iiplvto5774
      @iiplvto5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @Jae Renee we beat the shit out the youngest to

    • @houndhayes8110
      @houndhayes8110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      My friends and i like to summon the all mighty cheese lord

    • @zeusthegoat4278
      @zeusthegoat4278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      This comment section makes me want to not be a girl anymore

    • @VaporHolloway
      @VaporHolloway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      gAmEr GoRl?

    • @Munapaa555
      @Munapaa555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @Jae Renee I'm a boy and we only sacrafaise to satan

  • @Jessica-gp8sq
    @Jessica-gp8sq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    yep can confirm at girl sleepovers we do al that
    we tried to make our own summoning circle
    once during lunch me and my friends started walking in a circle around another friend then a teacher comes and says "what are you doing?" we reply "sacrificing her" his reply "oh ok just do it quietly"

    • @janedullard8463
      @janedullard8463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My Parents and My brothers trying to sacrifice me to Satan saying that he wants to give my father full custody
      I’m not the middle child I’m the youngest and the only girl butttttt
      I find stuff like that fun so as far as I’m concerned anything that makes my friends scream and run for their lives
      I think he may be right about the father-thing

    • @the-rickster
      @the-rickster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO-

    • @Luna-0233
      @Luna-0233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My sleepovers include making ritual rooms in animal crossing new horizons and summoning rare villagers in 2-player.

    • @snowwolf1436
      @snowwolf1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's just like my school. Teachers don't ever care what anyone is doing.

    • @froggyo8751
      @froggyo8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

  • @acidico709
    @acidico709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is so accurate that it’s 6am, I haven’t slept, I’ve been watching Emkay for the past 3 hours, and I’m only just *now* having a moment about being 4 weeks behind in school and forgetting to do it. Life is good, time to quit! 😈

    • @DivineFuryRose
      @DivineFuryRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 ปีที่แล้ว

      are yo ualright now

    • @acidico709
      @acidico709 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shronkler1994 I’mma be real with you chief I dropped out and feel like my life is going nowhere because of it, however, I’m getting laid now so it’s chill, you a real one for checking up on me tho after like a full year of posting this

  • @aldenstromberg7273
    @aldenstromberg7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hydrochloric acid: the acid used to dissolve literally everything in your stomach - Sodium hydroxide: commonly used as an extremely strong base - and they make table salt and water when put together

  • @jake_games5326
    @jake_games5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    "Tell us your biggest fears!"
    Tyler: the dark
    Markus: sharks
    Dylan: The unstoppable marching time that is slowly guiding us all towards an invincible death.
    Catherine: *Dylan*

    • @dontwanttousemyrealname322
      @dontwanttousemyrealname322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I like Dylan

    • @vipernitrox8324
      @vipernitrox8324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "invincible"

    • @Hacid_Wendigo
      @Hacid_Wendigo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dontwanttousemyrealname322 same

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Catherine… and dylan, both will suffice for now

    • @sophiemello5300
      @sophiemello5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you cant decide your biggest fear as stairs, exelators, lifts, heights or water:

  • @Flartmoney96
    @Flartmoney96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2895

    Robin is a bird that can talk but he doesn’t want to be turned into the scientists at the lab so he joined Emkay to hide.

    • @disappointmentjuice8676
      @disappointmentjuice8676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      i cant get this out of my brain

    • @notjacob4529
      @notjacob4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Robin:* sweats *

    • @WilliamPertzer
      @WilliamPertzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@notjacob4529 but birds don't sweat :)

    • @phroeg6816
      @phroeg6816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@WilliamPertzer ..and birds don't talk. :D

    • @Pandorasreah
      @Pandorasreah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes

  • @chubbathepig5920
    @chubbathepig5920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    13:22 my god, that wheeze had me dying for 20 mins straight

  • @cramorantisgod4533
    @cramorantisgod4533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:21 Not only is Remy friends with multiple humans he also has an entire nest of 100 or more rats. Remy has superior connections.

  • @AlexanderNeptune626
    @AlexanderNeptune626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    girls don't always sacrifice the weakest link, they just sometimes summon cthulhu to have a pillow fight with one pillow

    • @thewitchofshadowwood7755
      @thewitchofshadowwood7755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      a couple of months ago I had my first sleepover (I'm 12) and it wasn't even fun. they slept in MY room. Ate MY snacks. Used MY TV. Watched what THEY wanted to watch. They vaped in MY room and it was giving ME a migraine. THEY EVEN TRIED TO MAKE ME VAPE WITH THEM (again I'm 12) but i said no. They slept in MY room. And I didn't have a say in it at all. They were all my cousins friends (except one they were my friend too and my friend's brother)… Like if you are going to sleep in my room at least talk to me. They only talked to each other. I know this sounds selfish but still.. The only thing I got to enjoy was when I was alone with my friend and we used my Ouija board to talk to ghosts XD and we also used a EMF reader. That was the most fun part of the night..

    • @johnnydamquantavious2639
      @johnnydamquantavious2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thewitchofshadowwood7755 looks like your cousin has some bitchy friends ngl

    • @mug875
      @mug875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thewitchofshadowwood7755 Well i’m glad you said no.

    • @thewitchofshadowwood7755
      @thewitchofshadowwood7755 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnydamquantavious2639 😂

    • @Batterykitten8
      @Batterykitten8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cthulhu is the one with the pillow, of course

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Carried away by owls? Well becoming someone's mail and being carried by the Owl Postal Service is one way to get into Hogwarts

    • @aygian1176
      @aygian1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We are Subbed to Similar People. I have seen you comments in Artur Rehi, Drew Durnil and Be Amazed Videos as well.

    • @rina5221
      @rina5221 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’d be in pieces though

    • @veilofthevale974
      @veilofthevale974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who are you and why do I see you on every comment section

    • @bludraws094
      @bludraws094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pfft-

  • @SpaceBattleshipYamato-mu9xp
    @SpaceBattleshipYamato-mu9xp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:58
    that chicken is about 48 years old if you wanna know

  • @gabbyraymond1585
    @gabbyraymond1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    These videos are my favourite things to watch. I've been 'dying' from the flu for the past few days so these make me smile even while I was throwing up today I was still watching these videos

  • @RemyOfRosendale
    @RemyOfRosendale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Lady in the comments here:
    Last time I attended a sleepover,
    -We talked for a bit
    -I got into a fight and made it out with a weird bruise
    -We played Dungeons and Dragons
    - We started throwing rusty nails at eachother
    -We played poker and found out were all awful at it
    -We left with food poisoning

    • @FrizellaTheBee
      @FrizellaTheBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You played DnD?
      Lucky girl

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never had a sleepover like that only grandmas

    • @mariannehnaz
      @mariannehnaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dinosaurs*
      Because weeb

    • @bigfoot2639
      @bigfoot2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      don't you just love throwing rusty nails at each other?

    • @aquarius5264
      @aquarius5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      meanwhile i'm an antisocial bastard just stayin in my house all day.. i mean i have everything i need here.

  • @lospritelygabs
    @lospritelygabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    EmKay: Ladies in the comments you know the drill.
    Me who has never gone to a sleepover in my life: Umm, you sleep over at a house that's all I know.

    • @zmadisonz
      @zmadisonz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why must you attack me with such painful but accurate words to explain my childhood-

    • @aozzya1563
      @aozzya1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      From what I've heard it's less sleep and more stay up all night then in the morning be really tired

    • @alicenotangel1923
      @alicenotangel1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmmm well i feel called out 0_0

    • @stressedmoon4779
      @stressedmoon4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOW TF HAVE YOU NOT BEEN TO A SLEEPOVER

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stressedmoon4779 no friends...

  • @BMoneyTSM
    @BMoneyTSM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not a girl but sleepovers were like: Talk about guns
    Think about alternative realities and Fight Club

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:34 IM LITTERALLY LAYING DOWN AND MY BODY IS LIKE A REALLY STRAIGHT STICK SO HAHA JOKES ON YOU

  • @capsulecat8569
    @capsulecat8569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    0:09 Plot Twist: The owls are taking you to Brazil.

  • @plumprat1751
    @plumprat1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    “They are always boring white, or egg shell.” Mine is frickin pink because I’m cool.

  • @silver_sword1271
    @silver_sword1271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:25
    Can confirm, it’s like this. I have yet to be sacrificed but I hope it’s not soon.

  • @phoneguy2135
    @phoneguy2135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:00 the restroom company

  • @sammit3135
    @sammit3135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Put your sticker on your water bottle!"
    Me, with my pink, transparent water bottle i have used since kindergarden to middle school, filled with stickers: *Y e s*

  • @lamp2556
    @lamp2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    You would not believe your eyes,
    If ten hoot-hoot birds
    Flew Daniel around the world.

    • @chees2
      @chees2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      isn't a haiku 5/7/5 syllables and not 7/5/7 tho
      still great tho

    • @lamp2556
      @lamp2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chees2 It wasn't supposed to be a haiku. Do you know the song Fireflies by Owl City? Sing it with that melody

    • @chees2
      @chees2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lamp2556 oh sorry i don't listen to any songs

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gimme LAMP

  • @pxstelloxo
    @pxstelloxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yeah as a woman I don’t really know what’s going on with girl’s sleepovers since I never been to one lol

  • @gonernotloner
    @gonernotloner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Boys sleepover: another world war mixed with being a cult and also being friends somehow

    • @marrccoontheraccoon5144
      @marrccoontheraccoon5144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God imagine a guys AND girls sleepover would look like god damn hell on earth but fun version

  • @north8999
    @north8999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    girl sleepover: hella much food, makeup, photoshoots, actually talking about our problems and help each other.

    • @combatent4100
      @combatent4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @CoolShool That's how it goes with my clique too.

    • @eaganoconnor9774
      @eaganoconnor9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ?

    • @Mothblossom
      @Mothblossom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      DOnt forget about the drama

    • @RuiMadeNeneBot
      @RuiMadeNeneBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Girl sleepovers: makeup, photoshop, hella füd
      My girl sleepovers: Hella füd, hella minecraft spleef, and kool aid

    • @Rai_Nuada15
      @Rai_Nuada15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought your pfp is just a cat but *no*

  • @teelalk
    @teelalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    As a girl I can confirm sleepovers are insane from my 11th birthday we pretended that the whole basement was a hospital and you gave birth your babies would die and then you would get plastic surgery that's all that happened we did that till midnight

    • @rilynnmillerr6357
      @rilynnmillerr6357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wtf? lol, that sounds like 9 yr me lmfao

    • @emmalyntanaka3563
      @emmalyntanaka3563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We talked about how to kill one of our friends brother legally because he made us uncomfy 😀

    • @smugslider3690
      @smugslider3690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emmalyntanaka3563 ...get help?

    • @gblncr-fj9cv
      @gblncr-fj9cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice profile pic and was i the onlt normal child i would sleep

    • @kermy9655
      @kermy9655 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf is wrong with girls man. Boys sleepovers are all video games and making jokes… no dying babies.

  • @neonfighter0748
    @neonfighter0748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:27 that laugh tho

  • @jin-xx
    @jin-xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a girl i can confirm that our sleepovers are wild becuase:
    We make new religions
    We sacrifice the weakest to *satan*
    We kill to have the best pillow
    We fight god
    And we throw somone from the 2nd floor ( i did that once)

    • @mentallyinsanelmao
      @mentallyinsanelmao 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This makes boy parties look like tea parties

  • @pleasestop9580
    @pleasestop9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Actually, we sacrifice the weakest to Satan.

    • @smoltheaternerd2105
      @smoltheaternerd2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My friends and I sacrifice the straight one to Hades.

    • @smoltheaternerd2105
      @smoltheaternerd2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We wanted to trade in our friend to Hades for a hellhound.

    • @pleasestop9580
      @pleasestop9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@smoltheaternerd2105 we sacrificed ours to the food god for endless Mcdonalds hashbrowns

    • @Boredomfalls
      @Boredomfalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pleasestop9580 we sacrificed the weakest link for endless Burger King fries and milkshakes. We will soon have diabetes, but it shall be worth it

    • @mahchickenrealm3992
      @mahchickenrealm3992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We sacrifice the strongest to satan, so that someone else is the strongest.

  • @anarchy6304
    @anarchy6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    honestly i’m worried about our grandchildren, when gen z starts getting dementia we’re gonna stock pile toilet paper and scream at people to wear a mask

    • @zaksimpson3552
      @zaksimpson3552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lmfao😂😂😂

    • @saikikusuo501
      @saikikusuo501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Only if we live long enough

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah
      that is if we decide to have children

    • @-abikedreams-
      @-abikedreams- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jesuschristbutafab9923 I probably will, just to see

    • @phoenixmaster2537
      @phoenixmaster2537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who know at that age there mite be another plague

  • @WilliamSebren
    @WilliamSebren ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol my husband and I were both convinced we just weren't affectionate people until we met for the first time. The beginning of our relationship also came with the realization that we've both been starved of human touch basically our whole lives. Spent almost a whole month just cuddling and holding hands. So yeah. Some parents didn't and don't give out a lot of hugs. :(

  • @themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp
    @themoistfeltlipsofsatanasamupp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:02 So this perfectly explains what happened to me in late elementary school. I continue to be more like this as the years go by.

  • @personalchannelonlyforme
    @personalchannelonlyforme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Girl sleepovers are exactly like that post. My friends and I:
    1. Ate three giant bowls of popcorn, had ice cream sundaes, finished two boxes of pizza, and ate a lot of candy
    2. Tried to summon a demon
    3. Tried to make a doll come to life (Ended up thickening out and choking the doll)
    4. Tried to summon demon Cleetus (Ran around in a circle at 4 am yelling "If you yeetus the fetus, the fetus will deletus")
    5. Wrestled on the air mattresses. Multiple times...
    6. tried to do stiff as a board light as a feather
    So yeah. We also stayed up until 6 am and then we ate breakfast at 9.

  • @thedorkknight9684
    @thedorkknight9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "It's like being punched in the face by a truck."
    What'd you do to piss off Optimus?

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably called him Pax.

    • @thedorkknight9684
      @thedorkknight9684 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@teddy-beargamer6385 HA!

    • @douglasthegolden
      @douglasthegolden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W-what did you do?

    • @fluffcat1351
      @fluffcat1351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you put the milk in before the cereal

    • @wolx7981
      @wolx7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES THANK GOD SOMEBODY SAID IT! My mom ALWAYS pours milk in before cereal and I get very confused.

  • @sevilleandcoarthouse2960
    @sevilleandcoarthouse2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine a painting of Robin, sitting tastefully nude wrapped in a swaddle of toilet paper, laying on an inflatable mattress with a Batman commerative McDonald's glass full of mountain Dew being held like a stout tankard full of lager and drawn in a Renaissance fashion

    • @ryxen2159
      @ryxen2159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/SuspiciouslySpecific

  • @seansmith4513
    @seansmith4513 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4 things that piss me off:
    1) Lists
    2) Negativity
    3) Unfinished business
    4)

  • @justthatnoodle
    @justthatnoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    the “we just watch movies” is just a front for real girl sleepovers
    first thing we do at sleepovers is sacrifice the child
    you don’t wanna know from there

    • @bludraws094
      @bludraws094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      O-O

    • @nickparkyn3561
      @nickparkyn3561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh but I do wanna know from there

    • @cowgirl_beat_u
      @cowgirl_beat_u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha ACCURATE

    • @kyran195
      @kyran195 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep!

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh can’t be worst then what I deal with an I’m a guy that is constantly being hunted (and the police don’t believe shoot around here)

  • @wyattharlow0921
    @wyattharlow0921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You ever want to listen to sad music, then you realize you dont have enough songs, but by the time your done adding sad songs your not sad anymore.

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Covid: Enters my body
    Flintstones Vitamins I ate 13 years ago: How about you YabbadabbaDON’T!!!

  • @joshuacox7601
    @joshuacox7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:45 Where the hell is like my 500th Oscar i mean i go camping CONSTANTLY

  • @heartsandjoy
    @heartsandjoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    As a girl, can comer that the sleepover one is true. Here are some things that happened at my last sleepovers:
    1. Tried to the 'light as a feather, stiff as a board' thing where you make people float
    2. Stayed up until 3am talking and watching tv
    3. Ate two plates of bread and cheese
    4. each of us made and ate our own pizzas
    5. cake, duh
    6. went out for bubble tea at a cat cafe
    7. tried to hunt for ghosts/demons
    8. one of my friends has a journal that looks like a small door. We tried everything in our power to open the door, just in case it was a portal
    I might add to this as I remember things

    • @tinytinkergacha7747
      @tinytinkergacha7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same we tried the first one too! XD

    • @himikoyumeno1030
      @himikoyumeno1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish I can do that, I never went to a sleepover 😞

    • @alderblanco2282
      @alderblanco2282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think we just played in my parents refrigerator box and ate honey smacks while talking about imaginary animals

    • @gwendolynmorningstar-bento7991
      @gwendolynmorningstar-bento7991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only ever had two friends that I did sleep overs with. Always made a pasta pot full of hot cocoa and pulled consecutive all nighters and drank super sugary drinks to keep going as long as possible. TV was a major part of them as well but also board games and uno. 👍🏻😋

    • @lightnight9822
      @lightnight9822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a cat, I can confirm they have been to the cat cafe

  • @Narutouzumaki-jx4gt
    @Narutouzumaki-jx4gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Girls sleepovers ; some kinda night full of rituals
    Boys sleepover: we hold trials by gladiatorial combat

    • @InvalidMemes
      @InvalidMemes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope boy sleepovers are pranks and chillin with da bois

    • @Narutouzumaki-jx4gt
      @Narutouzumaki-jx4gt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@InvalidMemes really? Cuz every one I’ve been to is that until eventually it just turns into a MMA FFA. Tho to be fair all of my friends are into wrestling and stuff like that so we do that a lot. Tho once it’s all over we basically sleep in a big ass pile like cave people or dogs or smth

    • @watsoncouch3800
      @watsoncouch3800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Narutouzumaki-jx4gt mine all turn into reestablishing the Soviet Union, with a lot of gulag fights

    • @kusuossecretgf5401
      @kusuossecretgf5401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dw us girls do it too
      (the best weapon is the bra, cause when you whip someone with it, ooooooh dang it hurts)

    • @kusuossecretgf5401
      @kusuossecretgf5401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@preacherofmusic I tried but knocking off isn't torturing them enough, I wanna see them cry to the brattack

  • @themilkman2659
    @themilkman2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:22 remmy also has linguine that he can you like a mech sooooo

  • @Ciscoisvibing
    @Ciscoisvibing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:28 i never knew helsinki was a place until someone from helsinki bought something off of my depop and i had to ship it through customs to them still says delivering LMAO

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    These memes make me feel better about my IQ of 3.

    • @denkikaminari4020
      @denkikaminari4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see you everywhere

    • @denkikaminari4020
      @denkikaminari4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But also can't relatebecauseiamobviouslythesmartestpersonalive

    • @biggpp6276
      @biggpp6276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well if it's 3, that's still 3 more than Karen's

    • @denkikaminari4020
      @denkikaminari4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@biggpp6276 true

    • @user-wh4jc3wc4d
      @user-wh4jc3wc4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@biggpp6276 actually that's around 106 more

  • @ShiftySeeker
    @ShiftySeeker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    Girl sleepover: everything is accurate, but we also do stuff like telling the future or provoking possible evil sprits! 😅

    • @chiakinanami3706
      @chiakinanami3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Also attempting to summon satan, despite your religious beliefs

    • @nalnalvic9912
      @nalnalvic9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chiakinanami3706 o_o

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@nalnalvic9912 well she’s right- we summon satan all the time

    • @nalnalvic9912
      @nalnalvic9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@OhsweetOhno damn do you'll do it with your period blood

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@nalnalvic9912 yes we do. But those who either have not had their period recently or, are not on their period are the ones sacrificed

  • @Emperor-Quill
    @Emperor-Quill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stuart would need to alert his posse to gank Remy, Remy is way too fast to let Stuart get help, Remy would fuck shit up before Stuart could even get to his car.

  • @vampzsukii5855
    @vampzsukii5855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Girl Sleepover:
    1.Trying to fight off non-existent burglars with a bottle of conditioner
    2. Eating sweets in the middle of the night
    3. Summoning Cuthulu from the depths of Hell
    4. *SCREAMING*

  • @mjv2011
    @mjv2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    "You go Daniel, follow your dreams!"
    Daniel: * owls take him to *hogwarts* *

    • @kazumasatou109
      @kazumasatou109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For some reasons, I had Hegwing’s theme bass boost in my head

    • @johnnydogestar7754
      @johnnydogestar7754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kazumasatou109 exactly i thought it was only me

  • @jessicajennings9148
    @jessicajennings9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    “It’s like getting punched by a truck.” How does the truck have arms? Is the truck Optimus Prime?

  • @johncunkelman6608
    @johncunkelman6608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    16:32 I feel attacked...

  • @thejokeexplainer2800
    @thejokeexplainer2800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you give Stuart the planes and cat you have to give Remi the entire rat clan and the chefs, of which one killed a man with a single thumb.

  • @InsertGoodNameHere-wj7zj
    @InsertGoodNameHere-wj7zj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The sleep over one is 99%true, just, more demon summoning and other rituals'n stuff

    • @fairy_tail9907
      @fairy_tail9907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

    • @RuiMadeNeneBot
      @RuiMadeNeneBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My sleepovers are food, minecraft, summoning demons, sacraficing the weak to my closet demon, and talking to the dead.
      *And kool aid* (I am a girl too btw.)

    • @blato_mcscurvey2754
      @blato_mcscurvey2754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember my first blood sacrifice

    • @RuiMadeNeneBot
      @RuiMadeNeneBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Your Local Cringe Dealer just get a Ouija board and summon a demon or two

    • @blato_mcscurvey2754
      @blato_mcscurvey2754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isaac Oudgenoeg someone’s never been invited to a girls sleepover..

  • @juliarodriguez808
    @juliarodriguez808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I just realized something if there's a Jeep in cars that was in the military that means that bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There was literally a British ww2 plane in the movie plans also a Pope sooo yeah wars all around also crusaded

    • @Zank069
      @Zank069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      fucking car crusades the CARS took Jerusalem

    • @killerqueen6114
      @killerqueen6114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Zank069 deus vult

    • @Seasmus99
      @Seasmus99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If the cars, boats, and planes are alive, would the bombs be too?

    • @juliarodriguez808
      @juliarodriguez808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Seasmus99 good question

  • @RealAphotiX
    @RealAphotiX ปีที่แล้ว

    5:45 - The page finally loading in my experience is due to an asset in the head tag of the page (script, css, or really anything) is still loading but taking its sweet time. When you hit reload it cancels all of the pending requests, so the asset blocking the page from loading is no longer blocking the page causing whole page to render just before it tries to reload again. It does seem like the world just wants you to suffer, but its just lazy developers (use async/defer load or move the asset load to the bottom of the page), vengeful CDNs, or a server is down/overloaded.

  • @2bestfriends887
    @2bestfriends887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:01 I cant stick it on my water bottle, I have a marauders map water bottle that I refuse to mess up.

  • @Seraphim_Sun
    @Seraphim_Sun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Video: “When the main character is dying but you know they won’t cuz their the main character.”
    Kaede Akamatsu: **Laughs**

    • @himeruP
      @himeruP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      N O

    • @Seraphim_Sun
      @Seraphim_Sun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@himeruP YES

    • @sushirainbow7937
      @sushirainbow7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Incorrect, the video said *he* so therefore female protags (like Kaede) dont count! Smh 😤

    • @henryg.8762
      @henryg.8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      spoilers buddy

    • @mtg_phoenix698
      @mtg_phoenix698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akame ga Kill! (kind of).

  • @EntropyAfton
    @EntropyAfton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I want to be carried away by owls"
    * inhale *
    *Eda.*

  • @Nepho_
    @Nepho_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Things I've done at sleepovers:
    Discuss the most likely death that we would have?
    Summon some entity
    Someone gets tackled
    Video games
    Make some sort of potion out of random things in the house? Like soaps glitter grass and stuff, idk why we did that
    Talk about every detail of our lives then find some dirt on someone
    ✨Food✨
    Walk around the neighborhood at night. Only if it's a relatively safe neighborhood of course

  • @honourablelordmayor
    @honourablelordmayor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guy : CAPS LOCK IS STUCK, SPILLED BAJA BLAST
    Robin: *soul leaves body*

  • @kaiddo1748
    @kaiddo1748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The sleep over thing is accurate except it was uno, it would be like 3am and you could hear us cursing each other out over uno

    • @plasmayt9411
      @plasmayt9411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So girls talk about boys at sleepovers? Just curious since I'm a guy and have no friends to ask this to

    • @Definitely_not_a_frog
      @Definitely_not_a_frog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@plasmayt9411 actually it depends on you and friend group. me and my friends don’t really, we wrap each other in a twister mat and run around the house pretending to be a burrito while another friend tries to eat you and one films it. But I’m sure others do

    • @phuonglu1332
      @phuonglu1332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “NOOOOO! WHY IS 99% OF YOUR CARDS REVERSES! *unholy screeching* ”

  • @Nuala0808
    @Nuala0808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Me who has a sister: I've been in these situations and I don't like it.
    When I walked in they were trying to sacrifice me to a demon for no reason

    • @roserazor4807
      @roserazor4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god I'm dying rn.

    • @Whathefox.
      @Whathefox. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You were the weakest

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You interrupted the Ritual, now, you become the Ritual

  • @imeffingkool69
    @imeffingkool69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:55 wait a minute..that guy has an owl in his profile picture..is he the first kid who wanted to be taken by owls?..
    BUT THATS JUST A THEORY. AN OWL THEORY.

  • @alexzander7386
    @alexzander7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You could tell the salt soldier that due to his efforts salt is so common we eat it daily. Tell him hea a hero, he doesnt hear it enough

  • @big__duck6727
    @big__duck6727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Girl sleepover: everything is accurate except my friends and me sacrifice the straight one to the Minecraft gods

    • @CovensAgainstTheThrone
      @CovensAgainstTheThrone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The only straight friend I have is demisexual so its acceptable.

    • @demonunderyerbed5963
      @demonunderyerbed5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes

    • @fwMMVII
      @fwMMVII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why the straight one specifically?

    • @toxic_dragonfruit5124
      @toxic_dragonfruit5124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah depending on the friend group we either sacrifice the weakest one to the Minecraft gods or Princess Yue (the moon goddess from ATLA)

    • @acee7546
      @acee7546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fwMMVII I'm sorry, they must go

  • @Lantripery
    @Lantripery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "When i grow up i wanna be carried by angels"
    - Daniel Resonable

  • @sgirly11
    @sgirly11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:28 But plot twist is was me trying to talk to you about your car's extended warranty

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:46 I have a LOZ hat and jacket because it's my favorite gaming series... I physically flinched from a mild form of PTSD from this image.

  • @BackGuy
    @BackGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    HAHA That's Lexx Little in the thumbnail

  • @ezra_destroyer_of_flies
    @ezra_destroyer_of_flies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    As a female, can confirm we sacrifice the weak ones at sleepovers , not to moon goddesses though. We also eat snacks and stare at through neighbors windows.

    • @superchinmayplays
      @superchinmayplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PLOT TWIST: THE WEAK ONES ARE THE SNACKS

    • @binifff3057
      @binifff3057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no no, @@superchinmayplays there's NO plot twist

    • @gluon69
      @gluon69 ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry i don't know what is a "female", could you explain ?

    • @ezra_destroyer_of_flies
      @ezra_destroyer_of_flies ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gluon69 no clue...

  • @ZozoCups
    @ZozoCups 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:07 this fricking thing reminded me that I forgot to let my dog inside and she was out for about an hour
    Thank you lol

  • @keuikemonster56
    @keuikemonster56 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can just tell that Robin is having a good time.

  • @PrettyBoySpence_
    @PrettyBoySpence_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Girls Sleepovers: Exactly. I was the strongest. We actually did sacrifice the weakest member. I shall never get caught.

    • @spyke7311
      @spyke7311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Proceds to tell it on the internet.

    • @eagletgriff
      @eagletgriff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spyke7311 ye cuz they can

    • @Slowestcarchannel
      @Slowestcarchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ill stay quiet

    • @spyke7311
      @spyke7311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Slowestcarchannel Same

    • @kiyotakaishimaru7920
      @kiyotakaishimaru7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So did we, it was pretty cool and all the candles in the room went out suddenly

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "Police telling me everyone is dead"
    Wait...how is that possible?

  • @TheGamers-uq4mb
    @TheGamers-uq4mb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the screenshot one I relate, I don't delete them for a while but when I do a there is a moment when I could've used the screenshot

  • @Peice.Of.Cardboard
    @Peice.Of.Cardboard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a girl, never gone to a sleepover with anyone (except for one of my guy friends) the closest I had to one, was a school camp. And I can confirm-
    1- Yes we do sacrifice the weakest member to the blood gods.
    2- Yes we try to summon my dead pets at 3am.
    3- Yes we stay up until 5am to paint our nails sometimes (we need to look pretty ofc)
    4- And yes we do try to draw the people we hate that are either backstabbers, bullies etc and throw sharp knifes at them.
    Another camp is coming up soon so we will be able to do it all again! :D

  • @TheBudgieKing
    @TheBudgieKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    15:40
    Not joking, this happens... when I was in school, my Econ teacher went to China for a semester to teach there, and when they had a group photo, one of the girls in his class wore a shirt with “bitch” on it, and when he asked her, all she said this was the only american shirt she had, and that she did not understand what it was...

    • @PedroLucas-cs9ye
      @PedroLucas-cs9ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is quite common aroud the world, people tend to think foreing languange that they don't unterstand as charming and exotic. I live in Brasil and there are many people that don't understand english wearing clothes with english phrases on it. Never seen one with bitch on it tho...

  • @NullInkk
    @NullInkk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I wanna get a tattoo in Chinese that just says "Chicken Nugget" but I'll tell people it means "Love" or "Hope" or something until I find someone who can actually read Chinese.

    • @jvstvorothii
      @jvstvorothii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well
      if for canto you can do 麥樂雞 which translates r o u g h l y to "mcnugget"

    • @bug_boy
      @bug_boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      H o p e

    • @ennard7855
      @ennard7855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jvstvorothii
      No it means hope

  • @clevrnamehere
    @clevrnamehere 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Daniel has drawn the best stick figure I've ever seen.
    (Start of the video)

  • @fluffycactus6269
    @fluffycactus6269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "No main character dies in an anime "
    Akira Fudo: 😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄😮😮😮

  • @kirayoshikage5991
    @kirayoshikage5991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I hate it when I say “sorry I didn’t mean to do this” and someone says “no it’s fine you can do it” just give me my expected shame goddamnit

    • @SilverMe2004
      @SilverMe2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just wait until you get older and before you can say "sorry I didn't mean to do this" they say it!

    • @_4tr4mp0line
      @_4tr4mp0line 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KIRA

    • @themeanseenleangreenbeanma7226
      @themeanseenleangreenbeanma7226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo kira, hows hell

    • @kirayoshikage5991
      @kirayoshikage5991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@themeanseenleangreenbeanma7226 idk kinda warm but there’s so many hands so it’s cool

    • @notYourBro44
      @notYourBro44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Silent Knight _Don't._

  • @karmasgalaxy6648
    @karmasgalaxy6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    5:20 As a female I can confirm this is what our sleepovers are like

    • @crazykat._
      @crazykat._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      See im male and we infact actually play video games and if one of us wins we throw them into the sun the next morning

    • @karmasgalaxy6648
      @karmasgalaxy6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crazykat._ a beautiful ritual I see

  • @Thecocotiel
    @Thecocotiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There’s always that one time in the sleepover when we are all bored, so we try to summon demons and play Bloody Mary

  • @azuke5499
    @azuke5499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "CAPS LOCK STUCK SPILLED BAJA BLAST"
    my chest blasted
    Of laughter

  • @LiquidSandwich
    @LiquidSandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    _That bit about MCs not dying_
    The Persona 3 MC getting called “Door-kun”
    🚪

  • @objectsthativeshovedupmyar6717
    @objectsthativeshovedupmyar6717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    As a girl, I can tell you that at a sleepover, me and my two friends:
    •Tried to summon ghosts
    •Called 666
    •Walked in the thick pine forest at 2am
    •Tried to make a voodoo doll
    •Eat
    •Eat
    •Perform a satanic ritual in said Pine forest
    •Eat
    •Played video games
    Have a night with yo homies and summon a demon, trust me! Its great fun.

  • @xmilfmommyx7056
    @xmilfmommyx7056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just realized a girls sleepover is a witches gathering.

  • @youraunt
    @youraunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    during sleepovers, my bestie has:
    1. accidentally almost snapped my neck
    2. almost puked due to them being homesick
    3. gave me a person to rant about how men pee to
    4. managed to make the plot of an entire comic book they're working on
    so yeah, girl sleepovers are very chaotic

  • @bl._iss
    @bl._iss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    As a girl, I cannot translate
    I’ve never been invited to a sacrificial ceremony

    • @hungrydragonvsfrightendhob7799
      @hungrydragonvsfrightendhob7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      **sad noises of agreement** Me too.

    • @JessToTheWorld
      @JessToTheWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      come faithful beings, we have been prohibited of attending this sacred ritual, and thus, we shall have one of our own.

    • @midnight5072
      @midnight5072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have

    • @yoonbooty7458
      @yoonbooty7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In one of the sleep overs I've been to we actually did it, but we were unsure about who to sacrifice so we cancelled it. The moon goddess was super kind and understanding though so I would highly suggest doing it just to hang out with her🤷‍♀️

    • @bl._iss
      @bl._iss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The moon goddess sounds pretty cool. I’m gonna drag my sis into one. We’re sacrificing that one boy at school who always kicks our chins.

  • @real4978
    @real4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    3:51
    "You are a female with a Legend of Zelda shirt on."
    Me: *looks down*
    Also Me: "Uh oh"

  • @thatonemarine4707
    @thatonemarine4707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:46 DUDE!!!!! this just hit different bro I always happens to me and I just feel pain and when my mum comes in she asks if I'm OK and I reply with "I'm feeling Spain without the S"

  • @bodacioushamster4526
    @bodacioushamster4526 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not even joking the Baja blast part had me laughing for 2 mins. Funniest thing I have ever heard

  • @jinodapuppet
    @jinodapuppet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:07 Robin knows his Team Fortress 2 lore. Impressive.

  • @Muricata
    @Muricata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "what kinda parents you guys have?"
    Obviously not good ones, why you ask?

    • @Muricata
      @Muricata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bella Rose Alama mood

    • @buzzythebee847
      @buzzythebee847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bella Rose Alama same

    • @LikeSupreme
      @LikeSupreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vdd

  • @thedangerstrangeruk
    @thedangerstrangeruk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:22 that transition from talking to laughing is the funniest thing

  • @01Koi_the_Pirate_Fish01
    @01Koi_the_Pirate_Fish01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is how every sleepover I have went over I would
    -iPad
    -iPad
    --iPad
    -Time to go to dance in the middle of the night making sure that no one notices you because have stage fright
    -iPad
    -sacrifice the week is number to the cat God!
    -eat cheese
    -have a pickle sandwich
    - Watch EmKay