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Fun fact: Homework was originally invented as a punishment to misbehaving students, and it should stay that way.
i mean its still like a punishment tbh
@@tikyisdead2353 yes but everyone has to do it for no reason
@@KeaveMind The idea is to refresh and reinforce what you've learned about that day in class, functionally forcing kids to do things they don't like will just lead to sadness as they either won't do it or will just rush through it so they can go back to do doing things that actually interest them.
@@Jokoko2828 *You definitely were that one kid that reminded the teacher bout the summer reading assignment* 🙄
@@Jokoko2828 correct me if I'm wrong, but it feels like you're saying that homework is counterproductive, which is a good point. One more thing to add in my persuasive essay about canceling homework
"They don't know my tummy hurts but I'm being so brave about it" sums up every party I've attended. Life with IBS.
Dude same me with my anxiety gang
Love your profile
Jakerton
@@mrmissingno10 AHHH OMG I DIDNT THINK I WOULD FIND A JAKERTON FAN AHHH
@@StingRayZzyJAKERTON FAN ALSO AHhhHhhHHHHHHH
As an asexual myself, I can confirm we watch the hub like it’s animal planet.
How go your studies?
As another Asexual I can confirm this message.
Yeah, we *observe*
Ah yes, do you also narrate everything? Just curious
as yet another asexual i can also confirm this message
Robin: *explains that he remembers anyone he interacts with*
Me: I could forget about you the moment you introduce yourself to me.
Oh look, it's me. I swear I have the memory of Finch.
I remember faces, can forget names the second after I'm told.
I wish I had Robins memory for people, I cannot for the life of me remember faces or names unless I've known then for years
I'm both
*and if you say my name or If I look in the mirror- **_ill forget myself too!:)_*
Which is honestly a blessing and a curse...mostly a blessing but-
Let's be honest, writers are the real gods of death.
HAhahha
Me writing a story "hahaha, watch out whole world seems that there's a new virus on it's way, and death rates are sky reckting"
Me Writing a single characters death scene "Please don't die please I'm so sorry for making you die please don't die"
@@localforestwitch7215 lol, meanwhile i'm making a lot of people die so that the rest of the characters get more motivated on whatever they do
@@Techy404
The duality of writers
@@localforestwitch7215 I kill off characters cause it's fun.
As someone born in 2000, can confirm everyone I've met born in the 90's think that having a 1 at the start of the year they're born makes them infinitely better than me and it's really annoying.
That’s kinda the relationship between me and my parents. Just because we are younger doesn’t make you our overlord slave rulers
100% agree with you on that, but it does make it stupid easy to tell how old you'll be when something big is intended to go down. Also, people born in 1999 who are like that to people born in 2000 need to chill the hell out. They're *clearly* not Y2K compatible.
If 31st Dec 1999 they win...life
true
person born in 1999: *Yeah, I miss the 90s*
The Bezos night out is pretty epic. The TV sitting dangerously on a cabinet and CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964 playing in my head for no reason
Jeff
Wassup checkmark
checkmark checkmark checkmark checkmark checkmark checkmark checkmark checkmark checkmark checkmark
Bezos
same it was stuck since i watched mxr
“Hi hello nice to meet you, will you sign my child” -Robin 2021
The internet at mom's house is awful, one update takes 99+ hours to download, and I cant play for weeks, so when I get back every single game demands an update
Literally same, but I live with it. Tried downloading Spyro on Christmas and didn’t get done til like the end of January. Like DAMN
Sharks elsewhere: Bites people
Sharks in Russia: "Calm down, if I don't do anything stupid, these people won't harm me"
Russian... sharks, that sounds awesome
As a russian i can confirm this
Fun fact: gorilla's have been seen disableing pauchers traps
That’s good
Gorilla is big brain
Reject poacher, Save gorilla
I've seen an article about that
And yes, I friggin hate poachers. The Gorillas are so smart...
Monke evolving
@@randaranatunga7259 kill Poacher , Save Gorrilla
Apes together stronk
Jari I think you need to check what you're spelling before you post it, if that's too hard for you then try Grammarly, with Grammarly it checks basic spelling mistakes for free.
He really nailed his impression of John Mulaney
Yes
Actually tho
Ah, this reminds me of when I was having friendly banter with a team mate on War Dragons (so by text only), until someone revealed I was a girl. Banter stopped, very disappointed.
Really? Jeez, that's rough buddy. Hope you find better people to banter with
Here we have memes that are trying to call out Robin, and then Robin goes and calls out Lexi for being a New Yorker. That's gonna be a tough relationship from now on.
Omigaud
"This cat's just an asshole."
"All of them are"
shut up Robin my cats are freaking ANGELS
@Speak Good amen.
:)
*In disguise
Same
Angles... Of death.
Robin in a couple years:
*IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M TURNINNNGGGGGGGGGGGG THIRTYYYYYYYYYYYY*
This subreddit is basically me in real life
R/technicallythetruth
Technically the truth
@Not RickRoll 👇.. the isnt a RickRoll
listen here you little Shish
🐸
I feel like people who say they are using MS paint don't know what MS paint means
They are just using the new "paint" that comes with Windows and not the OG MS paint.
I use it to this day for all my digital art
As someone from Brazil, i can say. Yeah, we celebrate everything so we don't feel the lurking sensation of doom by living here.
Exactly
I was not expecting to find people from brasil in here
@@AbsolutoZenith there's a looooooot more
claro, é mais facil ser o mais ameaçador doq o mais pacifico.
Sim.
4:46 Jack is taking over everyone’s mind and soon they’ll be making the same kind of jokes
When you change your answer to a multiple choice question before realizing your original answer was correct...
*_99% Level of Stress_*
“I understand that some internet connections out there are a little subpar”
Cries and nods in Australian
15 minute task really do get you unless you are a pycho path and love doing jobs.
or you are amish
"My name is Robin and today we are ..."
My brain:
Da Bank
" With ⅙ gravity, you can work and be lazy at the same time! it's like being a voice actor." - Bender, Futurama
We honk when the light goes green because we don’t have time to wait for you to start moving.
@Never Gonna Give you up 😜👇 this is why your parents gave you up for adoption
Me: a dude who does not want or need a girlfriend
My best friend (who happens to be a girl): yeah bitch ur mine now
Me: confused on what to do but glad she is happy
that literally made me sad but good for u man
Idk what you just said was, but congratulimsadandneedsomeonelikeurbestfriednations
@ELmO Is HerE FoR YUoR BeAnS!1!ONE11!#ThankYouScott what?
As someone who grew up in NY, I can say outside of NY they'll lay on the horn everytime the light turns green. Inside NY if you dont move they'll throw open cans of soup at your car, same if you stop to gawk at an accident.
Imagine growing up in New York oof
13:17 the noise Robin made got me dead. XD
Same. It caught me off guard.
Human brain: The music is interfering with work, let's turn it off.
Jellyfish brain: *L O U D E R*
"Can't mistakey if not awakey"
Me: Understands the innocent intent, but also sees another way that could be taken.
Also me: Aggressively hyperventilates while antagonizing over the bad way it could be taken.
12:14 Jschlatt and Jambo my beloved
Finally, someone pointed this out. I've been searching forever for someone who noticed who it was
Finally! I found you!
* blows the goat horn *
Schlatters, ASSEMBLE!
When Robin said mmm yummy I bet he finally had his cheese and didn't want anyone to to know
“I get that atleast once a month”
This is now my favorite quote.
Since gorillas have never been trained to lift dumbbells, we've never seen one at max potential.
It didn't work.
14:08 is like that godly meme
"More espresso, less deoresso"
"I'm still depressed but now I'm FAST"
That education/mental health cat meme...what Robin said? Like, he is making me want to legit give him a hug for his comprehension level. He just...GETS IT! You rock Robin 👍
Random, but in regards to cheese, I randomly discovered the other day that Dragon Age: Inquisition has a cheese shield called The Wedge of Destiny
What has what?
@@Techy404 Video game has easter egg with joke shield
I use to carry that big honking wheel of cheese around for as long as possible, it amused me so. So worth a little trek up that hill.🤣
@@drolnogardgames4335 oh ok
5:20 Yup. No Rest For the Wicked was exactly this for me.
That's half of the "distracted boyfriend" meme! The rest is that he finds and man and marries him, then they two couples become friends!
12:59 the panda looks like a black and white candy corn
14:00 fun fact: In the Netherlands bad weather is not an excuse to not get somewhere exactly on time or otherwise early, on your bicycle. This is why we have the saying "je bent niet van suiker gemaakt" which translates to " you are not made of sugar".
I can't believe Robin told that your mom joke so well and out of nowhere that it actually had me laughing out loud
Fun fact: when Super Mario gets big after eating the giant mushroom, he’s actually tripping balls, and having major hallucinations
@Never Gonna Give you up 😜👇 not today.
Haven’t heard that before
7:39
This is the woman who let COVID run rampant through Australia and didn’t care
I don't even live in Australia and i already hate that woman
That first meme practically felt like an attack on my soul. I’ve been putting off a call I need to make for like a week now. :’)
Talking to people on the phone gives me some major anxiety, yeah.
Ty EmKay for giving me the courage to start a Reddit community
13:24
I have no explanation why that screenshot make people think of that noise but
IT DOES
as a person from Connecticut, i vouch for everyone here to say that we are glad we got mentioned. like at all.
I thought we were completely forgotten about too, you never see Connecticut anywhere when someone talks about any of the states. We are always the state that has everyone saying “oh yea, I forgot this place existed.”
The frog with the strawberry hat gave me so much serotonin
*I was like*
*.O. It’s a frog with a strawberyyyyhEhE*
1:29
My cat too,
Is indeed a god of death and destruction
You almost triggered me with the "just gotta eait 5 minutes for the updates" lad, nice save skfjskfj
9:40 is it just me or did i hear Gundham Tanaka in that laugh-
6:15 homework was originally invented by a french teacher as punishment for misbehaving students
7:24 this is why I'm always super friendly to gamer girls, because I know they go through this shit (also I can empathize because people pull that shit with me because I'm nb)
Honestly i just try to be kind with anyone online unless they're being rude (specially with me, seriously its not really that much but i get tired of people real quick)
Technically that was an award show..
Just an award for a terrible award
Good to see that 'Gold Standard' Gladys is being used as a meme
Good to see that someone else recognised her 😂
I love how stoked Robin is with the fanart every time.
1:55
Translation: "BRAZIL NUMBER 1 CHAMPION PENTA"
Yes, I am a brazilian, it's kinda bad here honestly.
No, I don't know what "Penta" is.
thank you
Penta is from greek meaning "five" and "penta campeão" is about how many times Brazil was world champion in World Cup
@@montegus OOOooohhh, thank you.
CAMPEAO DO MUNDOOOOOOOOOO🏆🥇🇧🇷
(that was what surfcommiesmustdie said afterwards)
11:50 Having autism AND ADHD makes this meme my entire life.
Yep
Happy to see Jahy-sama making an appearance. I too want to have money without working (:
I wish you'd start doing r/NotTheOnion.
My favorite phrase from modern history is the sentence from CGP Gray's Video on Brexit "England wants to act like they are an island in the middle of the Pacific instead of being 100 miles off the coast of Normandie."
That one about writing novels, is not something I needed while writing a book of mine
That single player gaming meme is so real. Catch me playing the same 2 single player games a million times cause I got yelled at when I tried to play overwatch
9:21 I went snowboarding for the first time back in like January or February with my cousins and I had smacked my tail bone on some thin ice cause I was being an idiot and not taking my time to learn how to snowboard. But anyways on the way back to their place I was in a lot of pain it hurt to just sit there so I just said” I want to rip my spine out” and then one of my cousins looked at me and said “But wouldn’t that hurt more” and I just look at them dead in the eye and said “That’s the point” they had a concerned look on there face and just said okay, My aunt also had a concerns look on her face. I could tell from the review mirror.
Beautiful
The one fifteen-minute task for me has been avoiding folding my laundry from the hamper so it’s just been sitting in my hamper, clean, but I just dig trough it to find clothes.
I did more laundry yesterday and now the pile has just become bigger.
I mean, the Communist Manifesto was a good manga..
by virtue of being mostly fantasy, yes
0:00 imagine getting guilt-tripped as soon as you decided to procrastinate for a second... 1022 seconds.
6:21
Your sexuality doesn't determine what you enjoy in such matters.
It only determines who you're _attracted_ to, and little to nothing else.
Robin making the VA joke and then saying other VA's will get mad at the joke made me giggle, while I'm very much aware of the throat/voice training required and even including the "remove the accent, drop the pitch, make it less gravelly, add a twang, blah blah blah yourofhowthecharactershouldsoundisclearlywrong" is hard, they totally got the joke... except for the ones who took it at face value.
Also Robin: 13:19
Okay, but I am always alone with no friends, lover or melatonin and I have yet to impale a human with Crescent Rose.
To be fair, all you need are cookies and your day is made.
13:49 reminds me of a dream I had once where I braved a flash flood, it wasn't even a nightmare, because I enjoyed it.
3:41 actually it’s a cheese cult thing. All hail the cheese cult 🧀🧀🧀🧀
Cheese 🧀
Cheese 🧀
11:30 hey a big fin squid meme, finally the cute things being recognised without screams
i swear emkay knows the last video i watched of them and uses that same subreddit in the video for their next video AM I THE ONLY ONE?
15:35 "Even the people who use TikTok hate TikTok." Can confirm. I've got 18k, and a lot of my friends have 100k+. We all talk almost daily about how much we "hate the clock app".
I wish this was a bit but I am DEAD serious.
One of my friends was falsely banned a few weeks ago, and TikTok never bothered to even reply to their appeal. They literally did not break a single rule. They are one of the funniest people on the entire app, and I'm not even saying that just to be nice. Their jokes were never offensive, nor did they ever do anything TOS. Just got banned for absolutely no reason.
3:18
my parents smoke a lot and this happens all the time. EVERY TIME. and it's not like i can move seats either cause when i do that IT GOES INTO MY FACE AGAIN-
You have ramunade on your pfp. Cool.!
@@funisinfinite. ty
12:17 One of my clearest memories from early childhood, and one of the biggest disappointments of my life, was going back to school after my first summer vacation and realizing that I'd never again have a massive uninterrupted block of free time.
5:27 i thought about a low quality picture of a lobster with a caption "lobster"
Lobster
As a new yorker I can confirm, you should be scared, especially if we got somewhere to be
7:53
Why on earth did this one hit way too close to home?
The tape measurer thing happened to me. I had to get stitches. Those things are damn SCARY
The "There are millions of great novels" one exists only to discourage people and that's not very nice imo.
this is a meme that hits hard
i will stop making jokes of mental health when mental health stops making a joke of me
13:13
That’s because you’re listening to the wrong music, I’d recommend background songs from video games. And most importantly, NO LYRICS.
Megalovania
I hate how accurate this is
7:32 is an Owl City refrence right?
it makes me think of fireflies
“It’s Saturday as of me recording this”
Me who’s watching this on a Saturday: 0-0
17:06 don't judge art by the tools used to create it, but by the artists determination to create art.
Nice profile picture!
Like really, it’s good.
Me being a new yorker: COME AT ME SHARK
Great that you don’t use clickbait
Nah but anxiety being in our legs while we are sitting or standing makes sense. Why and how else are we shaking them like there's no tomorrow?
the sub reddit reminds me how bad a person i am
I think going out drinking with Robin and some of my friends with similar personalities would be a ridiculously entertaining way to spend an evening. If it ever happened, first two rounds are on me! I'm a huge fan of people who let you know exactly where they stand on things.
The only reason I hate this subreddit is because they keep calling me out
1:58
for y'all folks, he said
"brazil number 1 penta champion"
because we care more for football (soccer) than murder
Me who bites 25 thousand people a year:
Amateurs.
Me who ate 3 people this year: pathetic
@@Techy404 i can say that is impressive
But you can eat some body parts and then if they regenerate eat more and more and more and more AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORW
@@rottentriangle no, i don't want to get fat
@@Techy404 dumm just go on a diet every 2 months
@@rottentriangle nah, i don't really go hunting for people often, i only ate those three because i was really hungry
Fun thing about not being social in high school: no one knows who you are and so, won't stop to talk. It's a great tip!
6:21 well yes but no