Treating babies like normal people

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  • @xollox3714
    @xollox3714 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +341

    PLEASE make a part 2

  • @ornlu_the_wolf
    @ornlu_the_wolf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16310

    Im sick of babies pretending to be so helpless. Its time we hold them accountable

    • @AndrewBreenComedy
      @AndrewBreenComedy  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1221

      Facts

    • @rogeriopenna9014
      @rogeriopenna9014 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +619

      They should be able to vote and go on trial to be judged as adults.

    • @trex511ft
      @trex511ft 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ok psychopath.

    • @123domo8
      @123domo8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rogeriopenna9014I still remember this day fourteen years ago, that baby stole my girl, my wallet, and my dog, I caught it running with them in it's grubby little demonic mits!

    • @ThaddäusTentakel-v2n
      @ThaddäusTentakel-v2n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rogeriopenna9014trial by combat

  • @mlbrooks4066
    @mlbrooks4066 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6578

    I love it when babies look at you like you said something crazy and you realize you did.

  • @Jazzatic2011
    @Jazzatic2011 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3184

    Presuming that’s your child. Telling your kid you don’t want to raise kids and them responding “whut?” Is golden

    • @GustafUNL
      @GustafUNL หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DeterminismisFreedom Determinism is evil. Anything is possible, nothing is predetermined. f u.

    • @FireUni98
      @FireUni98 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      True lol

    • @twitchthehunter
      @twitchthehunter 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      had me spilling my coffee Lmao 🤣

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14276

    I work in a grocery store and I made a habit of adressing crying toddlers in a very serious tone. It baffles them so much they stop crying 😂

    • @TaySlayXOXO
      @TaySlayXOXO 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2159

      I like to tell them “dude, you’re causing a scene.. like, people are staring…”

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1044

      @@TaySlayXOXO
      An embarrassed young mom: pushing a pram with a baby that's basically roaring
      Me: (sigh) Same, dude. Same.

    • @ladymeringue9870
      @ladymeringue9870 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +445

      They understand far more than we know.

    • @Jagger-Tyr_13
      @Jagger-Tyr_13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      ​@@TaySlayXOXO🤣 1000 missed opportunities on my part

    • @Kamiyu97
      @Kamiyu97 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +675

      Real! My Mom did that with a toddler who was starting a fuss and she stopped right away to stare at my mom with such intensity it felt like she could actually understand her words! My mom was explaining to her why her mom was putting her back in her stroller. She then said to me that it was very important to explain things to young kids so that they understand we are not there to displease them just for fun, that there is a reason behind everything and that adults often think they are too young to understand, which is a mistake, because treating them like intelligent beings makes them learn faster!

  • @davidserlin8097
    @davidserlin8097 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15791

    “So…Andrew says you work in tech?” perfectly delivered.

    • @AndrewBreenComedy
      @AndrewBreenComedy  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +306

      @@davidserlin8097 😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @tanveershaik7036
      @tanveershaik7036 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +371

      Can you fix my computer?
      Baby:😮

    • @FireJach
      @FireJach 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      He is an engineer. Building some stuff on the carpet

    • @fanBladeOne
      @fanBladeOne 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      That rly did it for me

    • @JulianAssange-kb2ve
      @JulianAssange-kb2ve 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The rabbis give a fatwa saying "Kill everyone who is not a Jew, even if they are a baby." Why should everyone die and only the Jews live???

  • @SniqrsFFA
    @SniqrsFFA 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11943

    Dude: “You’re a girl you’re supposed to know about this stuff”
    Baby: “😲”

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

      Baby: "You're saying because I'm a girl I'm supposed to know about who the right one is for you? Who's the right one for me!? Wait, I don't want to know from you."

    • @oliviagore7067
      @oliviagore7067 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +256

      She was like "Dang! My legs are too short to get off this couch!"

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      wut?

    • @spunchflopbadpants
      @spunchflopbadpants 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      wut?

    • @MothGuyz-
      @MothGuyz- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      “I work in tech, I don’t have any friends either!”

  • @kevinpeterwareham8131
    @kevinpeterwareham8131 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10998

    "wut?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @A13XLaircey
      @A13XLaircey 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +246

      Why does this translate to "fury"?

    • @Thomas_Zscheile
      @Thomas_Zscheile 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      yeah if translated from German, but maybe it was more like a "What"? 😅

    • @A13XLaircey
      @A13XLaircey 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@Thomas_Zscheile Yeah I know. TH-cam translates things weird sometimes...

    • @NatashaWarden
      @NatashaWarden 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Hahahaha 😂 ​@@A13XLaircey

    • @mitchellpalmer782
      @mitchellpalmer782 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Google really makes a totally unnecessary translation and then is like “Translated by Google 😌”

  • @calpal6249
    @calpal6249 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3531

    When she said “Wut?” 😂 Absolutely out of nowhere. Honestly killed me. 😂

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      And you can hear the mom (or whoever is filming) burst out laughing for a second.

    • @panad0r
      @panad0r หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I was watching this at work and couldn't help but laugh out loud at that one. xD

    • @kerolokerokerolo
      @kerolokerokerolo 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      RIP

  • @neonate_
    @neonate_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6021

    0:23 'talk to the hand' moment

    • @TheOtherMwalimu
      @TheOtherMwalimu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      Wut?

    • @deeclassdude4745
      @deeclassdude4745 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      I thought the baby was doing a king baldwin

    • @ColtPerseus
      @ColtPerseus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@deeclassdude4745hahaha very nice

    • @bumpersincapped
      @bumpersincapped 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@deeclassdude4745identical twins

    • @deeclassdude4745
      @deeclassdude4745 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@bumpersincapped is yours also a character or is that an oc?

  • @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786
    @thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4133

    Man: I like kids, I just--
    Baby: I'mma need you to stop right there, sir. ✋👶

    • @thestore1234
      @thestore1234 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      ffs

    • @kamarikucheza
      @kamarikucheza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      😂

    • @GoojiiBot
      @GoojiiBot 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Baby: Say man, I heard ya like em young. Better not ever go to Cell Block One.

    • @Lilith_The_Earthling
      @Lilith_The_Earthling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      “Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time- ✋“

    • @mmhmmhmhmhm-u2m
      @mmhmmhmhmhm-u2m หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Lilith_The_Earthling GET OUT-

  • @CrimsonMey
    @CrimsonMey 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5930

    That was actually how I was raised. They didn't baby talk. They said they taught me to raise my finger like I was calling for a waiter whenever I wanted milk so that I didn't have to cry for attention. It apparently worked. And when I started talking, they said I never baby talked. They even had home videos of me at 2yrs old arguing about whether the sport was golf instead of tennis (I was wrong, it was tennis) like I was an adult, talking to equals, and expecting my opinion to hold weight. I was even expected to make promises and give my word was held accountable for it. They said I regressed once I started making friends my own age and turned into a big baby during my teens. They still bemoan about it.😂

    • @sampuatisamuel9785
      @sampuatisamuel9785 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +368

      😂😂😂😂 LOL what a great story

    • @yatrulez3207
      @yatrulez3207 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +187

      This made my day😂

    • @SharkSandwich451
      @SharkSandwich451 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +268

      Same here. I had a 200 word vocabulary by the time I was 3 and was never spoken to in baby talk.

    • @bumpersincapped
      @bumpersincapped 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      true i was there

    • @rowsaurus
      @rowsaurus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      that's hilarious 🤣

  • @alankingchiu
    @alankingchiu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1709

    0:07 you can’t leave bro hanging like that.

    • @hussainmehdi4378
      @hussainmehdi4378 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      Fr, where's the bro mentality

    • @Pearlsandchampagne
      @Pearlsandchampagne 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Right!!😂

    • @dancikn
      @dancikn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I felt that too 😅

  • @Skip2105
    @Skip2105 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +962

    When my baby cousins babbled at me a while back I responded “oh, well you have to pay taxes. I know, but there’s no loopholes when it comes to property tax. I don’t know man, IRS took down Capone”
    And everyone got a kick out of it

  • @fwuuton
    @fwuuton 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +620

    Did this to my niece one time and she started babbling and gesticulating like an old woman. In baby talk. But it looked like she had a full speech so I just nodded and kept answering like she was telling me some good gossip.
    Now she keeps looking for me whenever we visit, and she's way more articulate in two mixed languages with no grammar mistakes.

  • @Lily-dn3cz
    @Lily-dn3cz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +378

    Wow these tech hires are getting younger each year!

    • @AndrewBreenComedy
      @AndrewBreenComedy  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@Lily-dn3cz LMAO

    • @AtlasNL
      @AtlasNL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      You know how it is, 10 years experience and a master’s diploma is a requirement some companies have nowadays

    • @123domo8
      @123domo8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@AtlasNL got to teach them early, keeps them out of the mines.

  • @ChristianDall-p2j
    @ChristianDall-p2j 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    0:20 “no i, i like kids, i just dont want to raise them!” “What?” 😂

  • @kitkat3548
    @kitkat3548 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2907

    I did it with my infant sisters many years ago, when I realised they would stop crying and start engaging with you like this 😮😮😮
    They looked so hilarious and cute.

    • @hermessantos1601
      @hermessantos1601 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

      I've learned that's a good way to draw their attention, and it helps to stop crying.

    • @soralazammoa1770
      @soralazammoa1770 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

      @@hermessantos1601 helps stop crying for the baby or myself?

    • @francescafrancesca3554
      @francescafrancesca3554 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      ​@@soralazammoa1770 Probably both!

    • @DeadlyNightshadeZ
      @DeadlyNightshadeZ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      I did this with my niece. She would have times when she would absolutely NOT STOP CRYING.
      "Whats the matter with you? Need a change? No, you're clean and dry. Hungry? You just ate. The bank raised the interest on your mortgage by 5% and now you don't know whether you'll be able to pay all your bills, your boss is a jerk, you lost hours at work, your kids never call unless they want money and you're not sure but you think your husband is cheating on you?..... or maybe you're just tired, but being tired makes you upset, and you're too upset to sleep?"
      The COMPLETE attention she gave to the crap I was saying got her to the point where she forgot to cry because she was too occupied with my nonsense.

    • @hermessantos1601
      @hermessantos1601 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@soralazammoa1770 both!

  • @nicofelie
    @nicofelie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    Saying “wanna grab that?” To the baby has me DYING 😂😂😂 she’s so cute!!! ❤❤❤ very sweet and perfect wholesome comedy

  • @TheVardener
    @TheVardener 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

    I adore the idea of going "hey nice shoes" and when the parent goes "oh thanks" going "not you, dweeb" and talking to the baby

  • @nireaschenbrenner2747
    @nireaschenbrenner2747 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2426

    Kids actually love this. Before i had my own I didn't have any experience with toddlers so i just talked to them like adults and they were obsessed with me 😅
    Edit: Wow I've never gotten 1000+ likes 🙌

    • @elizabethsolorio9837
      @elizabethsolorio9837 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      SAME!!

    • @sampuatisamuel9785
      @sampuatisamuel9785 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +314

      Children love the genuine interaction with people

    • @AStrangeWindmill
      @AStrangeWindmill 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +305

      They literally just want to be a part of shit, especially that young.

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      It's very healthy. It's perfectly ok to treat kids like kids, but there is a direct correlation to children who were talked to like healthy adults, (In a good way) and children who grow up with excellent social skills.

    • @Izabela-ek5nh
      @Izabela-ek5nh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Maybe it explains why children love me 🤔 I talk to them normally. Just more gentle 😊

  • @chonyun1991
    @chonyun1991 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1471

    Thank you for this genius idea, I shall now be testing this on all the children in the extended family this summer 😂😂

    • @AndrewBreenComedy
      @AndrewBreenComedy  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      LOL love that!

    • @junnatha
      @junnatha 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@AndrewBreenComedysamuel l jackson (m'fffckr) once said: i talk to my kids in a normal voice, not all guey like how people try to speak in the "adorable" tone to pets and infants

    • @noahbanana7526
      @noahbanana7526 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @blessedaretheblessed1555 There is nothing wrong with not doing a baby voice with a baby. You shouldn't go make them open the door for you but that was just a joke anyway. Nothing bad is going to happen.

    • @noahbanana7526
      @noahbanana7526 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @blessedaretheblessed1555 I checked and while some sources claim it eases kids into talking a bit more nothing says that the kids' development is going to be stunted.
      Also all the babies I've met are doing good despite me not talking to them in a baby voice.

    • @noahbanana7526
      @noahbanana7526 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @blessedaretheblessed1555 Me too. Sorry if I was being a bit rude.

  • @omni-galachu9684
    @omni-galachu9684 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +492

    0:24 That sounded like a genuine reaction 😂

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Yeah, she's like, "Well, someone has to raise me, dude. It's not like I can open the fridge."

  • @jakesolo2872
    @jakesolo2872 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +564

    I always hated baby talk and didn’t do it with my son or daughter. They enjoy goo goo and gah gah, etc. but they actually do listen to you when you talk like a grown up. They might not know what you’re saying but it’s a different, more curious kind of attention you get.

    • @junnatha
      @junnatha 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Exaclty. Even Samuel Jackson (mothhaaafuckaaa) says the same

    • @msmoonbeam91
      @msmoonbeam91 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shitty parenting

    • @Krixwell
      @Krixwell 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's worth noting that babies are proven to be able to understand phonologically complex words a lot earlier than they can say them. The latter requires a lot of practice with the speech muscles, and a lot of baby talk consists of attempts to say words they know the real forms of but can't articulate yet.

    • @OfficeDuck-
      @OfficeDuck- หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it has to do with the complex, new words and grammar, as well as the tone of voice-although, not sure how early babies learn that 😂

    • @janeknisely4383
      @janeknisely4383 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Works with cats also.

  • @snakeplissken83
    @snakeplissken83 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2061

    I was always like this with my daughter. At 2, I would explain at length the concept of aerodynamic downforce, or wether or not the Germans should have launched operation Barbarossa. Don't get me wrong, there were teaparties, tickles and cuddles, but literally the next second after blowing a raspberry on her stomach, i'd be like, 'aren't Radiohead good. You don't get craftsmanship in songs like that nowadays.'

    • @zoeolsson5683
      @zoeolsson5683 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

      Awesome parenting 😎 .... I'm the same ... Just not so much about aerodynamic downforce ... More about the great vowel shift, how to transpose music into various keys and facts about space light takes 8mins from the sun to reach us

    • @natalie6117
      @natalie6117 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      It’s all about balance 😌⚖️

    • @emilyjay4152
      @emilyjay4152 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      Just...don't assume your little one is listening, understands or cares. I am a science teacher teacher and I talk to a loooot of parents who are like 'my kid is really great at physics, I've been telling them about quantum physics since they were a toddler'
      Like, yeah no doubt you were, but unless your kid is some kinds supergenius and somehow got a k-12 maths and physics education before two, it was just word salad to them, and at most they might have an easier time learning the concepts if/when they reach them at that stage of their education. Your child is still having trouble with year 7 science because they are consistently not turning in work and goofing off in class 🙄

    • @emmeth2453
      @emmeth2453 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      My dad used to practice giving his chemistry lectures to baby me. He teaches postgrad.

    • @A_friendwithoutbenefits
      @A_friendwithoutbenefits 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Operation Barbarossa was the beginning of the end for Nazi Germany. Hope your kid knows that 😂

  • @SusieAnderson-ds7dq
    @SusieAnderson-ds7dq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7650

    I've done this with my two kids...no baby talk, just normal conversation...you're raising adults, not children. That's not to say you don't have fun, but without the goo, goo, gaa, gaa.😅

    • @mycollegeshirt
      @mycollegeshirt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1731

      Yeah I've heard people say that, but there is a reason evolutionary why people talk differently to kids, in every culture. Research shows exaggerated intonation and slower pace make it easier for babies to distinguish sounds and structure of language. Babies are more likely to pay attention to high pitched and sing song nature of baby talk. It's kind of akin to showing babies documentaries instead of shows geared towards early development.

    • @richardbrown6594
      @richardbrown6594 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +483

      You and your kids must be fun at parties

    • @SusieAnderson-ds7dq
      @SusieAnderson-ds7dq 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +290

      @@richardbrown6594 well, my kids are grown with kids and grandkids of their own...we haven't done so bad...we had fun and their kids and grandkids have fun, and, yes, they all can speak proper English🥰

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +392

      ​@@mycollegeshirtyou're telling me you don't watch PhD level physics TH-cam videos with your babies?

    • @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf
      @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

      ​@@mycollegeshirtBased on two kids who's speech development was way advanced, talking to then in a normal non ridiculous voice definitely works.

  • @omardalki7037
    @omardalki7037 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +276

    0:48 she is trying to copy him that's adorable 😂

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙

    • @DetectiveWraith
      @DetectiveWraith หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DeterminismisFreedomwhat? That’s objectively false. The only way you could see it as freedom is if you believed that you shouldn’t be held accountable for your actions because you were always going to do them. If that were the case though, they shouldn’t be held accountable for punishing your actions, since that was always going to happen. Determinism is an excuse for not trying.

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DetectiveWraith that's what they want you to believe.

    • @DetectiveWraith
      @DetectiveWraith หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DeterminismisFreedom Look, if determinism is true, it literally doesn’t matter. We can’t prove it, and either way life will continue as normal.

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DetectiveWraith on the contrary. We can't prove free will, because it doesn't exist.

  • @geoeira
    @geoeira 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +769

    jokes aside, i read somewhere that this is the healthy approach to raise a kid.
    if you infantilize a kid, they'd be childish until adulthood.
    same thing applies to us who infantilize them, we'd unconsciously never take them seriously, even until their adulthood.

    • @RightBoyKA-POW
      @RightBoyKA-POW 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Wow. That actually makes sense. 👍

    • @eestaashottentotti2242
      @eestaashottentotti2242 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      I have red the same thing. They can get smart on some things quickly. This would be maybe a little extreme, though.

    • @foxyy2048
      @foxyy2048 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      @@eestaashottentotti2242 are you even trying to raise a baby if you aren't talking to them about taxes?

    • @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy
      @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      🤣 That is literally an infant.

    • @Professor_Brie
      @Professor_Brie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      You do realize that infants are the one group of people you actually...should treat like an infant, right?

  • @TurtleTime26
    @TurtleTime26 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    This is fantastic for kids developmentally. Speaking to and around a baby in a variety of tones develops the language center of their brains much faster than only hearing baby-talk.

    • @MR-MR-ud5oo
      @MR-MR-ud5oo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I don't have any of my own, but as the years have gone by watching soooooooooo many "adults" talk to their normal healthy kids like they are some kind of permanent disabled person ( in the most critical years of their mental and physical developing lives)

    • @MR-MR-ud5oo
      @MR-MR-ud5oo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      has made take the position that **IF** I ever get to have them, I will never talk to & engage with them that way.

    • @MR-MR-ud5oo
      @MR-MR-ud5oo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No wonder our modern society is so full of dependent & inept people!

    • @MR-MR-ud5oo
      @MR-MR-ud5oo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I made 3 coms b4 this 1, if any are missing, u know y.

    • @TurtleTime26
      @TurtleTime26 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@MR-MR-ud5oo It's true that adults tend to talk to their kids like they can't learn. I don't think this is a new problem though. In fact, it's probably as old as the concept of accidental, narcissistic, and absent parents.

  • @muhammadsteinberg
    @muhammadsteinberg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    Lil one tried giving a fist bump...lol

  • @Lalairu
    @Lalairu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    "I like kids I just dont wanna rise them"
    "Talk to the hand buddy"

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    @0:16 that baby was like “bruh for real? You walked into me.”

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙 🤙

  • @shii0802
    @shii0802 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    "So, I heard you're in tech" 🤣!

  • @KiomariOfficial
    @KiomariOfficial 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    The “Wut?” Was just too funny and adorable ❤😂

  • @WiiFan-1300
    @WiiFan-1300 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    1:11 “Hey! Where’d you get those flamethrowers bro?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Best part is they have the same shoes

    • @lain7758
      @lain7758 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Then she literally points at him lmao, like "my dad bought 'em, you know him?"

  • @emiliaescobar7652
    @emiliaescobar7652 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    Omg, the little hand tap, & how he raises his little hand, This is good for my soul!❤

  • @AbcXyz-lv5iv
    @AbcXyz-lv5iv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    I've done this many times. Lol I would talk to them about political news, astronomy etc. in a serious way. The look on their faces is always hilarious.

  • @Su-aKang
    @Su-aKang 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    0:28 “I’m a baby, buddy, talk to me like one.” Is what that “wut” symbolized.

    • @DeterminismisFreedom
      @DeterminismisFreedom หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤙 🤙 🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙

  • @sophiaschier-hanson4163
    @sophiaschier-hanson4163 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +192

    My mother is EXACTLY like this IRL. It’s what makes her so good with kids. .^_^.

  • @strawberriesandpeaches9816
    @strawberriesandpeaches9816 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    "So Andrew says you work in tech" sounds like something out of an animated movie

  • @domeatown
    @domeatown 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    No joke kids love this. If its not all the time anyway lmao. My friend a few years back asked me how I won over all the kids and I was like... Man, I dont know. I just talk to them like adults.

    • @Johnnythefirst
      @Johnnythefirst หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Exactly. I don't have kids myself, but I talk to all of my nephews et cetera like they are my little peers. Kids don't want you to treat them like they're morons.

    • @domeatown
      @domeatown 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @kaleighwaffles obviously you would use less swearing than you would with adults. But kids straight up LOVE it when you hit them with the "ughhh Monday amiright," act like all their little problems are real and very serious, and give them the floor like you would an old, balding man. I did it because I was awkward, but now I've come to believe that a lot of kids feel pretty ignored, especially if there are a lot of adults around. So just using adult general politeness really makes them feel included and it's a short trick to being the coolest auntie.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I love how the toddlers are actually starting to sit like them! 😅

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    this actually helps with baby devlopment, if you speak to your kids normally they'll learn to speak much better and quicker

  • @smolapril
    @smolapril 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:35 he doesn't have single thought in that cute head, only vibing

  • @maestro69hz
    @maestro69hz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    We should all do this more. Kids like being treated as normal people 😆

    • @AndrewBreenComedy
      @AndrewBreenComedy  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      100%

    • @thenonexistinghero
      @thenonexistinghero หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Kids are actually geared to pick certain things up more. Their brain just works differently and it needs to develop. So treating them as adults can actually be detrimental. Not as detrimental as having them watch Teletubbies, but still not recommended nonetheless. Treating them 'too childish' also isn't recommended. The generation that grew up with these types of shows have the most mental illness out of any group. While the content they consume isn't the only guilty factor, it's most certainly one with a significant and noticeable effect.

    • @maestro69hz
      @maestro69hz หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@thenonexistinghero my comment said "normal people". Not "adults".

    • @thenonexistinghero
      @thenonexistinghero หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@maestro69hz Ah yes and I suppose you can properly define 'normal people' then? Because I can assure you that you can't.

    • @maestro69hz
      @maestro69hz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@thenonexistinghero "I can assure you that you can't" 👆🤓. Geez 😆

  • @Idk_Shinobu
    @Idk_Shinobu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Dude: “You got a problem little buddy?”
    Baby: “😐”

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    I believe hearing actual speech instead of baby talk is actually helpful for the child’s speech development. Also that baby is unbearable levels of adorable ❤

    • @AuroraNCSinger
      @AuroraNCSinger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Baby talk is also helpful for speech development. You don't have to mispronounce things to have baby talk--it's in the tone and speed you talk with

  • @cynthiaarundel2240
    @cynthiaarundel2240 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    This makes so much sense people I work with cannot make a conversation the baby did crap so smart and awesome

  • @maryann33335
    @maryann33335 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    this is how you help them matured early I also treat my dog the same way..so they'll learn to be adult at young age..this is the right thing to do..

    • @noqueq9003
      @noqueq9003 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Kids should also be kids though..at a young age.

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@noqueq9003Immaturity is something you want to grow out of as soon as possible, it helps you see the world more clearly and improves your life overall

    • @AandM8
      @AandM8 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Meh, I except zero maturity until my son hits adulthood and has life experience. I love holding more serious convos with him but I don’t parent him like he’s mature (he’s 1 1/2),

    • @jesusisapisces
      @jesusisapisces 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why are you comparing your dog to a CHILD that will learn to one day communicate in the English language? Weirdo.

    • @Sarah_R.
      @Sarah_R. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I hate Baby Talking but they're still young.

  • @maurycyoseka1057
    @maurycyoseka1057 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:19 - 0:26 The baby's confusion is sweet, funny and relatable.

  • @lawrenceweinzimer
    @lawrenceweinzimer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    As an only child, I affirm and admire your approach ! I had been brought up by 2 formerly rich kid parents already in their thirties. They're very long gone; but, they helped condition and develop me superbly for the adult world. Keep on your path with your adorable, sweetest wittle 🍼 💕 ba-by !

  • @abbieprice3430
    @abbieprice3430 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    This is how I talk to my young niece and nephew: no baby talk and speaking with my regular sounding voice!

  • @EziekKiel
    @EziekKiel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    She's so adorable!🥰

  • @slime1592
    @slime1592 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Meanwhile, me a 21-year-old who is treated like a child by strangers every day watching this. 😂

    • @AndrewBreenComedy
      @AndrewBreenComedy  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂

    • @Taima
      @Taima 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I loved old boomer bastards being condescending to me when I worked in retail at that age. And by "loved," I obviously mean "hated with a burning passion." On more than one occasion had the spicy old fucks who were the types to get on you for saying things like "it should help a bit," "What do you mean a bit? It either does or it doesn't help, know what you're talking about." Same stupid energy as a teacher replying to a kid asking if he can go to the bathroom with "I don't know, can you?"

    • @iloveyouuu111
      @iloveyouuu111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      22 year old here, people treat me like a child too XD

  • @IsuruCharunya
    @IsuruCharunya 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Lil bro said "WUT" 😂😂

  • @kjlucky6501
    @kjlucky6501 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Forever going to ask babies “you wanna grab that?” when there’s a knock at the door😂

  • @cartoonhigh9990
    @cartoonhigh9990 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This is literally how I talk to babies😭I didn’t even know it was good for their development, I just found baby talk annoying so I decided to do the exact opposite

  • @zyzyx1111
    @zyzyx1111 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:22 Baby is like "Talk to the hand" 😆

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I have similar conversations with my German Shorthaired Pointer. She's not much of a talker, but she listens to me. 😁

  • @aleahwilson4381
    @aleahwilson4381 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    😂😅 Reading these comments are hilarious AF .... I TRIED this with my child, I TRIED this with my niece, I TRIED this with the baby I was watching .... WTF .... Like it's an experiment. It's REALLY the ONLY way. WHY would you teach your child made up words to replace the actual word ?? That doesn't even make sense😒

  • @justyouraveragebaka9493
    @justyouraveragebaka9493 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Everybody hating on baby talk in the comments, but I think it’s important to treat kids where they’re at developmentally. You’re raising an adult of course, but they need to work up to that. The thing is, they’re NOT adults, and before they learn about discipline they need to learn love first- specifically that they are loved. (Not talking about toddler age)
    Baby talk is ridiculous, yeah. It’s not fun for adults to listen to… but it’s not for adults. It’s for babies who have been proven to react more positively to the baby voice and being played with in that way, and there’s a reason we’ve been doing it naturally for yeeeeears.
    You got the majority of your life to be an adult. Your childhood is fleeting. I remember the very early moments of my life with great fondness and simply remember how loved I felt because of how my parents talked to me and treated me :)

  • @Sonu_sonu23
    @Sonu_sonu23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Wut? Loll it’s so so funny.

  • @eliassideris2037
    @eliassideris2037 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I like how this implies babies aren't either normal and/or people.

  • @chloes-crazy-world9374
    @chloes-crazy-world9374 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    It's the "wut" that got me😂

  • @Ninjanimegamer
    @Ninjanimegamer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Babies need to be communicated on their level. Make eye contact, and show interest. Use simply language, shorten sentences, and speak slowly, deliberately and expressionally. Baby talk can be used once in a while with babies. It does help them connect verbal expressions. Once the child is a toddler longer sentences and bigger words can be used.
    Language is developmental. Each phase needs to be added to. Start slow and build.
    Remember we can't multiply until we learn to count, and then add. Its the same with language. We start with sounds, words, phrases and work up to sentences.

    • @Kephy_
      @Kephy_ หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You don't need to do this... It's proven that babies learn to talk earlier and in a better way if you speak to them normally, they won't understand everything at the beginning but when they'll understand they won't be only able to baby talk, they will be able to speak normally. It's for a reason that the best way to learn a language is to watch TV Shows/Movies in that language or to live in a country with people who speak that language, you learn faster and more than if you "start slow and build"

    • @turtlefrog369
      @turtlefrog369 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      you are wrong.

  • @NintenDoyle22
    @NintenDoyle22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Blud being unable to stop laughing at some of the baby's noises is actually wholesome asf ngl❤❤❤

  • @awesomedavid2012
    @awesomedavid2012 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I would say the ideal baby talk is essentially just speaking slowly and clearly with exaggerated facial expressions and an optimistic tone

  • @giovannitrumando
    @giovannitrumando 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Most adults hate the babytalking cause their parents babytalked to them as toddlers

  • @sangeetasharma5647
    @sangeetasharma5647 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    OMG the cuteness of the baby is on another level ☺️😍

  • @undertyped1
    @undertyped1 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i like that the baby started to adapt and respond in kind when you guys shook it's hand.

  • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206
    @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    If you treat babies older than what they are actually makes them smarter.
    You can do that baby talk , but not all the time

  • @Nikos169
    @Nikos169 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lots of confused people saying ‘This is how I was raised’ - This baby is around 12 months - no adult is walking up to you at that age and saying ‘Whats up?’ W/ hand shake and peace sign!
    As mentioned in many other comments, there are ways to talk/sign to a baby that will encourage their communication. Including making good eye, contact, letting them see your full face as you are talking, getting down to their eye level …
    Using a ‘baby voice’ has it’s place. Though after first year there really is no need..

  • @ADogNamedElmo
    @ADogNamedElmo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Yo those babies chill af

  • @nonasmith2405
    @nonasmith2405 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Actually babies talked to like adults end up with higher intelligence and better language skills

  • @IsaiahINRI
    @IsaiahINRI 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:12 yo Xan get your boy, dawg

  • @emiliaescobar7652
    @emiliaescobar7652 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When ever this comes up on my feed, I have to watch it, I don't care how many times, it just brings a big-dam smile to my face, when the child raises the little hand & leaves it, in the air for a few seconds & the little puff sound that follows❤❤❤❤

  • @sweett3253
    @sweett3253 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    0:45 buddy miraculously developed self awareness

  • @douglaswolfen7820
    @douglaswolfen7820 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Work in tech" just cracked me up

  • @mlewisfunny6265
    @mlewisfunny6265 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    That’s exactly how you make a genius baby 🤣
    Side note that is the quietest baby in the world 🤣❤️

  • @jkjk7972
    @jkjk7972 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Omgg the ‘’ wut? ‘’ was soo adorableee😊

  • @albakass
    @albakass 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Even the baby knew those shoes were fire

  • @Acorn905
    @Acorn905 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That little fistbump at the start was so soft and cute. The baby looked so confused xD

  • @Scottthespy13
    @Scottthespy13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    The baby in purple *clearly* was trying to high-five you over the lack of wanting to raise kids. You left it hanging, no wonder it was so disheartened.

    • @Rhileyn
      @Rhileyn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “It”?🤡

    • @Taima
      @Taima 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Rhileyn Yeah, babies are commonly referred to as "it" 🤡

  • @friedchicken1
    @friedchicken1 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    hes like "whut? You better raise me bro!"

  • @demonletsplays
    @demonletsplays 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    She looking at you like goo goo gaga😂😂😂 I want my mama😂😂😂

  • @melynp37
    @melynp37 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Should've been titled "Talking to babies like adults" lol it was cute and funny though 😂

  • @akgypsy54
    @akgypsy54 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Always talked in a regular voice to all my nieces and nephews. My doggy and cats too. Just had regular conversations with them all.🥰♥️

  • @_Kaori_Miyazono_
    @_Kaori_Miyazono_ 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I died of pure cuteness

  • @Breeze0911
    @Breeze0911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Some adults seem to have been exposed to 'baby talk' - all their lives! 😂
    Missing those skills necessary.
    😉

  • @NotTheWheel
    @NotTheWheel 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I wanna be a father with every cell of my body. I can't wait to spend time raising kids it's gonna be awesome.

  • @many_lives4925
    @many_lives4925 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I lost it at "so......andrew says you work in tech?" 😆😅🤣😂😁

  • @gwenpicchi5719
    @gwenpicchi5719 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Her reactions are adorable. I wish good things for your little girl.

  • @venessafugi6768
    @venessafugi6768 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:24 I can’t that “wut?” Was just so cute 😭

  • @tuna1000
    @tuna1000 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    0:19 i was so confused at first omg

  • @P4rcy_EDITZ
    @P4rcy_EDITZ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    She really said “Five fingaz to the facee”

  • @Foxy-on-pawz
    @Foxy-on-pawz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why did I read it as "Threatening babies like normal people" at first-💀

  • @o0julek0o
    @o0julek0o 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Andrew says you work in tech” had me rolling

    • @thingy1589
      @thingy1589 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂

  • @alulobo
    @alulobo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Omg! She's so adorable!! Even if she was closer to the door! :3

  • @ryankrause618
    @ryankrause618 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the chirp at the end and the look he gives got me weak af

  • @sofiacartagenacorrea3817
    @sofiacartagenacorrea3817 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    She is sooo chill! Love her 💙