Kids Say The Darndest Things 3
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KIDS SAY 🦄
He hate this I'm weakkkkkk
Heyyyyyyyyy
KIDS SAY
1. “I ain’t saying nothing”
2. “Why not”
3. “I don’t want to die”
4. “Run for ur life”
5. “Stop it”
What about “mommy’s fat”?
Graham Turnbull oh ya that’s number 6
Did you give in
Dragonfruit The Bunny 😂😂ya
miss B ???
The kid saying "I ain't saying nothing" cracked me up 🤣
Straight from the hood
I would've said "Do I get paid for this"?
@@mr.consent5509 🤣🤣🤣
Same
So you cracked your self up like an egg? Nevermind no one will laugh -_-
"Why'd you do that?"
"Why not?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That got me literally laughing till I couldn't breath!
😂😂
😂😂😂
"I'm just driving mama crazy" 4:20 😂😂😂
Also her: *drives the car
“I PEED IN THE POOL”
that just got me 😂
“I am perfect”
“ mommy’s FATTTT”
That cracked me up 😂
Conrad Acosta same
Conrad Acosta th-cam.com/video/AB8tqZjiVOI/w-d-xo.html
Me too. I’m driving mom crazy also made me crack up
That Little kid!!!
Lol 😂 ikr
"Wanna behave "
"No way"
"Well fine then. I'll behave"
😂😂😂
Me talking to my sister 😆
I cried
Society needs this as a motto
@@memonavaramirez6261 Yeah Lol.
Why he talk like he is a middle aged man
5:22 That kid is a future drill Sargent 😂
7:52
The "Oooook..." from the mom. XD
The “why not?” Kid I believe was asking a legitimate question
Lol! Kids will always be kids.
yeah i feel the same
Dude,he broke an egg on the floor
@@minaashido5678 he’s a child. He doesn’t know not to break and tear things up. You have to teach them why not.
The father must’ve been like 👁👄👁 idk?!
“And then we can dye”
“I dont want to die”
Crack me out 😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪
兴关尹 thats was the best one I can’t stop laughing
same
Lol
Same
兴关尹
Hi
Nagia too
😂
0:26 Kid says; "I ain't saying nothing" it literally cracked me so badly, My tears will be appeared of my laughter!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My baby sister used to call people "NAMES" when she got mad at them.
Because of course she was told not to call people names.
😂😂😂😂😂
Cuteee 😭
Oh my goodness, that is too cute and funny! 😂😂😂
I will teach the kids that😊
“Wanna behave?”
“NO WAY”
“Fine then ill behave”
Me: *HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAA*
Hi
XD
Best part of the video
Is that a sarcastic laugh?
Ezmé and pizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Dear “kid who wanted to be a helicopter”,
Same
OMG U LIKE GACHAAA LIFEEEE
EVIANA METAUTE lol 😆
Yasser Al Kindi yeeeeeaaaa
Ah a man of culture
Shumyla Gardezi flattering
4:25 i like how he talks to the kid like he’s an adult lol
Right
4:36 had me rolling on the floor lol😂
Same😂
“That why your ruining my Christmas”
“I’m not ruining your Christmas, It’s not even Christmas yet”
“Touché”
Lol
@Aesthetic Anoora basically saying "good point"
yay I’m ur 100th like
Touche kind of means "(You've got one good point), but so what?"
@@rosegroshek6098 i never knew that
Aesthetic Anoora true
Girl: That's why you're ruining my christmas!
Mom: It's not even christmas yet
Girl: ...Touche
I love her xD
What's the meaning of Touche ?
@@DracuReny oh ok😁
Thanks bro. 👍👍
Akhil Alex good point
I wanna like but I can't coz it's on 200
JNS Plxsmaz I was the 200th like
"There is a yard sale over there mom"😂😂😂
I love how the baby cries and then she laughs😂
"Wanna behave?"
"NO! WAY"
"Fine then, I'll behave"
i think the lad after the boy said "fine then ill behave" was gonna say "NO WAY!!!!" again lol
That’s actually very mature! 🙂
Wanna Behave? *NO WAY* fin then I'll beaheave
"Its not even Christmas yet"
"Touche"
I laughed so hard
I didn’t understand that word till I was 9 like the magical
Lmao
It’s litterally July 15th where I live (UK, Scotland, Auchterarder, Perth, Dundee) (well my parents are separated but I live in all
What does that mean hahah
Dinosaur Chen u have 0IQ
3:15 in his deep little raspy voice, so adorable
When the kid was raging with the golf stuff had me dead 💀
Kid is a brat, golf clubs, are expensive
"What advice would you give to your 10 year old you?"
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Congratulations Samantha!"
"What would you like to be when you grow up?"
"A helicopter"
*This kid is going places*
*LITERALLY*
Not collage but places
Samantha, get in line!! Everyone in 2020 wants to be a helicopter!! XD
Kaylee Schmidt lmoa
The Social House Advertising tony lopez been real quiet😂
7:47 this kid hates mice
1:38 had me laughing my bones out
"Kind and smart and important, I'm beautiful and I'm perfect."
"Mommy's fat!"
Lmfao
Hahaha
Lol
"Wanna behave?"
"NO WAY!"
"Fine then, I'll behave."
Literally me with my siblings throughout my life.
Vyce Anderson same for me lol
Hahahahaha 😂😂👌
Same. But I did it for my elder brother lol
Lol imagine having a healthy sibling relationship.
I ain’t saying nothing and the why not kid took me out 😂😂 straight savages …
& when the dad was telling the son to stop while Santa kid in the back just dancing 🕺
Woman: „congratulations samantha, what would you like to be when you grow up?“
Samantha: „a Helicopter“
I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was my favourite.
Touché. That kid has perfect comic timing.
Pretty smart for a kid
1234567890😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes.
Future nightmare for some poor loser
@@nerddorkdiaries2351
She admitted she was wrong in a graceful way. If more people could do that social media would be a more positive and enjoyable place for all. And if you find that sort of grace in an adult partner you are well on the way to a beautiful relationship. Try it yourself you may benefit from it.
"Wanna behave? "
"No way"
"Well fine then I'll behave" 😍😍
7yhmgr
Blink
@@aashishsingh952 yupss
And there a gentleman was born
@ALYSSA TENORIO me too 🥰
1:50 had me laughing 😂
3:15 homie was sippin on the sauce😂😂😂😂
Say”pity the fool”
She said “I peed in the pool”
Kids are just too honest
LOL
She was trying to tell him something and he wasn’t listening smh 🤦♀️
@@hi-ls6lt its was a joke
Lol
my child anit honest she lie will like a rug
“I aint sayin nun-“
This kid is going place’s
Kid ain’t no snitch
lol
Johnny tight lips from the Simpsons
When this kid is in court : 0:26
Definitely or college but this kid goin places
I used to love watching this channel when I was younger 😂
Kid1: wanna behave? kid2:NO WAY! kid1:well, fine then. I'll behave.
The "Why Not" Kid is the savage one😂😂😂
Ik
That was the funniest part
The best lol
He reminds me of me I still say why not I started saying why not when I was 4
Actually he asks the toughest and greatest philosophical question related to NIHILISM...
That “run for your life” kids knows something we don’t.
*Is it possible to learn this power?*
hes gonna be a murderer when he grows up :>
True
@Sakura Works he really did predict the future 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
OMG LMFAO
"I ain't saying nothing" that's 💯 me
The “I sip on sauce” was hilarious 😂
Siri: "What is your Fathers name?"
Child: "Daddy."
Honestly, that was too cute 😅
Unless if Siri ask a girl what her father name is
"Run For Your Life!"
He knows something that we don't.
😅😯😅 Exactly!!!👍
Fr tho
Corona go brrrrrrrrrrr
@@antimakuda5582 Yes Antima and probably others things too!
@@antimakuda5582 Lol
That baby said get out 😂
"I hate this😂"with an honest chewing face
“What would you like to be when you grow up?”
Girl: “a helicopter”
*and a meme was born*
BRUH I WANNA BE HELICOPTER man that funny
I want to be a f i r e t r u c k
She just wants to fly, bro.
_She believes she can fly_
RobloxgodxX_29 I wanna be a m i n i v a n
INB4 the SJW's arrive triggered AF
When I realise my father’s name isn’t “Daddy”
@Cursed Windows true 😂
Cursed Windows
*i love when that happens*
Yes
Wait you guys have dads
I know my dads name
Trompas
The kid that say « i likes cup » and when the mom says « do u love mommy? » then the kid responded « hummm no… i don’t think so » Make the day for me 🤣🤣🤣
There are so many super funny kids, it's like they have a super power of making people laugh. Great videos 🤗
Thank you 🤗
Ur welcome, kyoot!!!😘
A helicopter...
*I'm done*
XD
I used to say train when i was small
Well you can be identified as a helicopter, don't know if that's real though
I used to say a cat when I was younger .-.
My name is Samantha
"And then we can dye"
*"i don't want to die 😓"*
Correction: but I do not want too die
@@loverose2120 what do you mean
@UwU she does say “but I do not want to die”
@UwU and nobody asked
I died at that lmao
Hahaha that kid who said I ain’t saying nothing made me laugh until I couldn’t
Laugh any more
“That’s why your ruining MY Christmas”
“I’m not ruining your Christmas,It’s not even Christmas yet”
“...”
“Touché”
What does "Touché" means? Pleaseee I need to know ;-;
I don’t even know
It means "good point"
Bia Khan you copy pasted that from google you illiterate junk
@@iisperson68 yes i did to get exact meaning so whats wrong?? Do you have any problem ? Wherever I copy, what do you do with it?
You illiterate too ,you dont know how to talk.
"What advice would you give 10 year old you?" *run for your life*
Dun Dun DUUUUN
@Shadowcat you were almost the perfect age for Pewdiepie
@@shely_D7vil i am *yeet*
@@shely_D7vil ɪ'ᴍ 9
Piano Tutorials *FBI OPEN UP*
Child:What is this for?Parent:For dipping the eggs.Okay!im gonna disolve them in the vinegar and then we can put the water in and then we can dye.Okay? Child:But i dont want to die!
Siri: I don't see daddy in your contacts! What is your father's first and last name
Child: Daddy
**cracks egg**
"why'd you do that?"
"...why not?"
Hahahahah
The best.
I said that when I kicked my dad in the balls no joke he is literally a human punching bag
Time stamp
fair point
The kid wearing cowboy boots and eating sauce is honestly a mood😂
Excuse me. He is Sipping Sauce.
Lol
While u sip let’s make sure that I don’t eat it all cause I wanna have some but with a different spoon I know this is a lot
😈😈😠😠😈😡😦 u creepy werid and I like it
🤣😂🤣😂
Sauce is so good i take off the cheese of my pizza to eat the sauce
Best Clips
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie 7:47
Dye 1:43
Why Not? 4:25
Run For Your Life 3:00
Or Not 2:52
I Ain’t Saying Nothing 0:09
If you want me to add some or remove some, put the idea in the replies
My favorite was 6:32. Essentially, the baby was saying "hey can't you just be nice and let me win?"
😂😂😂😂🎉🎉How do I 🗣️ STOPPPP😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉❤
“What are you doing?” “Driving mama crazy” That was so funny
It was a good pun
Yeah it was
Funny 😂😂😂
“What are you doing?”
“I sill just driving mama crazy” That is what her kid said
8:35 got me laughing so hard I'm crying 😂😭
😂
Little girl: Says a bunch of compliments to herself.
Also the girl: “MOMMY’S FAT!”
i hate you and i hate your youtuber!
Angelina Zhang nothing, he's just edgy
Home H shut up ur just JELOUSE and no one cares hater
Whyer doer youer hater
@@homeh2397
whats
I don't know how many times I watched this video, still it makes me laugh with delight seeing those children challenging their parents with smart replies.
I told the truth a lot today 😂
"What advice do you want to give to your ten-year-old self"
"rUn FoR yOuR lIfE"
No no, hes got an Point.
@@patriciaadams8583 truee
my man was not joking either
I was just about to say, like sameee kid sameeeeee
@@somegeek2332 xD
“Congratulations Samantha, what would you like to be when you grow up?”
“*A helicopter.*”
*honestly same*
Koumai Harold the helicopter from Thomas and friends
Congratulations Samantha, what would you like to be when you grow up?”
“ *a helicopter* “
*a plane in 2001 september 11*
She Identifies as a attack helicopter.
It’s all fun and games until they be sent to war and constantly being shot.
“I am perefect!” “Mommy is fat!”
“Congratulations Samantha!”
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“a helicopter”😭😂😂😂
Time stamp: 2:16
1:51
*" I don't want to die... "*
It was funny and sad at the same time and my heart broke into pieces... 😂😢😭
Sometimes i wish i've never been born at all
-freddie mercury
Ikr... omG😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well we all are someday.😂
Woosh me
Lol
Mommy: "put your eye on the ball"
Kid: literally put his eye on the ball.
Lol
Lol
Ikr lol
IQ
Ye
"but i dont wanna die 😭"
Hey mom! I wanna be a helicopter when I grow up! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Why is your shirt wet?”
“ARARARARARARARDOH”
Can’t argue with that.
Fattus Cattus yeh..
I CHOKED ON MY CHEETOH-
1:32 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Walk away
"Come here"
"NERGH"
I’ve searched the whole earth for someone as funny as me... I did
When that kid said “why not” I died in laughter
Lol for real and the dad seemed like he didn't know what to say lmao
😂😂😂
Timestamp?
Mouly Chourasia 4:27
Lol
"He will choke and die" oh nooo 😂😂😂
Touche is brilliant...so smart
"that's why you're ruining my Christmas."
"It's not even Christmas"
*"ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰᵉ"*
bro are people still seeing this comment
How did u do that touche like that?
Also, funny comment
@@Shane-ds6qj You gotta download Fonts+ and watch an ad, also thx.
It’s Christmas today
@@iiStarterG umm... No.
þœųç&ə touche
"Why did you do that?"
"Why not?"
You know what?? The kid's got a point
😂
No no he's got a piont
👁💧👄💧👁
Why not?
Thats elon right there
The "EYE ON the BALL!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:36 ''why'd you do that?''
'' why not?''
OH NO HE'S GOT A POINT.
The baby: .
True🙂
The kid who breaks the egg.. "why not" hes beautiful so cute in his check shirt
The dad tho already talking to his son like he’s a man 😂
it was so funny how he said why not
Baldeesh Chagga IT WAS ADORABLE
@@lovina5611 true
*WhY nOt*
1:30 CRACKED ME UUUUUP
The mother* literally crying*
Meanwhile the kid I ain’t saying nothing😎
Kid 1: Wanna behave?
Kid 2: NO! WAY!
Kid 1: Well, fine then. I'll behave. Awww, that one is cute.
Helen Ivanic 😂
I loved their little southern drawls
Your a panda were all pandas in the inside
Panda Squad I love panda bears. They pretty much just eat, sleep and poop all day. Hehe. 😂
Helen Ivanic I LIVE panda Life
"Kind"
"And smart"
"And important"
"I am beautiful!"
"I am perfect!"
"Mommy's fat!"
Soooo kind
When she said “Mommy’s FAT” I got cracked up
very kind
.
That one gets me every time
The kid when she said "mOmMyS fAt!" Got me cracked up so hard 😂
3:16 was freaking halarious 😂
“I told the truth a lot today.”
Future politician 👌 4:51
Ikr
That’s sounds like something don woulda said at the end of a rally
I gonna ask dad what he thinks
0:33
That was too adorable and too cute!!😂😆💕💕🐼🌈
“Why’d you do that?”
“Why not?”
BIG BRAIN
That cracked me up
That kid sounded like the Godfather! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*iTs BiG BrAin TiMe*
Do u know pewdiepie?
Ang Li THATS what I say to any stupid thing I say
5:00 POV your friend’s mom when you break something.
Every one else is laughing at the things they say and I’m laughing at there faces!♥︎
1:55 "I don't want to die!"
Me: Can't relate
Bendon urie ur profile pic tho
Ye
@@lorenarios8162 too funny
😐
trueee
"Say love you!"
*kid runs away*
*"or not.."*
LMAOO
Lol Wat Lamo
IndySimba23 I subbed to you XD
The kid looking at his shirt and running in despair is very relatable 😅
“Touché”😂😂
“What advice do you wanna give to a 10 year old you?” “Run for your life” *I felt dat*
Me to
fr fr
Me to
The way he repeated it when she asked again. Like you heard me.
*SAME*