[TUTORIAL] Construct 3 Simple Squash 'n' Stretch

I meant to say "you can use a little, to do a lot", I swear. ;)
Tutorials are hard, and this one fought me for weeks. Hopefully I succeeded in this battle.
Here I describe a way in which I do simple squash and stretch effects in Construct 3. Your mileage may vary, of course, but hopefully there will be something here that helps you out. Feel very free to freeze-frame/pause this video to get a better view of my hackish events.