Hell Breaks Loose in the House, Insurrectionists Two Years Later & Prince Harry’s Frozen “Todger”
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ม.ค. 2023
- The Mega Millions jackpot is up to almost a billion dollars, today is the 2nd anniversary of the January 6th Insurrection, Republicans have done everything they can do downplay what happened two years ago, we catch up with some of the old members of team treason to see what they are up to, there is a new gift for the MAGA-loving loved one in your life, hell is still breaking loose in the House of Representatives as Kevin McCarthy tries to get enough votes to be named speaker, the Never Kevers seem to be running out of steam, Prince Harry reportedly had a frostbitten penis during William & Kate’s wedding, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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I'm almost 73 and cannot believe the world I'm living in today. The fact that 2 years later Trump is still a delusional free man who is not in prison boggles my mind. This country is in pure chaos and it's disgusting.
I sincerely hope you ( and I) get to witness Trump going to prison. Peace to you!
I agree 100%a
He can’t go to jail because he did nothing wrong. No proof he was at fault.
the problem is:
people live in an online fueled world and act upon it. then you have the unfortunate rest of people living in tangible reality and have to deal with the crazies making up chit for: clicks, likes, monetization, vanity and conspiracy.
this is what happens when you have too much good time on your hands:
idle hands are the devil's workshop
regards, retards.
For what would you send him to prison for?
The church choir singing about Harry's frozen knob nearly broke me in half.. Whoever wrote that; I salute you! 😂😂🤣
I was like, "wtf?"
And died laughing!
I can't stop laughing at that bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those of us who aren't in a cult and actually watched the hearings are deeply disturbed by what happened that day. It was horrific.
@@stinkstank5177 Why? Are you in the cult?
@@stinkstank5177 You poor thing,
@@stinkstank5177 StinkStank stunk
Q, What do you get when you cross a polar
bear with a seal?
A, A polar bear.
@@stinkstank5177 I know for a fact that you named yourself accurately, and I believe that you should GFYS!
The images of the insurrection gave me chills. The way the cop was yelling out of pain when caught in between that door ..... Chills.
It’s absolutely chilling. I can’t fathom how anyone excuses this. This is wanton destruction of we the people’s sacred chambers of power. It’s shameful.
Rage, pure and simple rage, then fury ,then hate and absolute disgust These people are murderes and they are hailed by the very same people now sitting in the house accusing the democrats of being a danger to democracy and getting away with it
@@edvh88 what's even more chilling and shameful is all these "chambers of power" were the rights of the people, not the government in charge. This is exactly why people left Britain to even start this country
That's the one that haunts me
I thought for sure bullets were going to start flying when the cop was being crushed.
I remember hearing the Capitol had been stormed and thinking it was an awful joke. Then I turned on the news. It was absolutely horrific! I can't believe it's been two years already! Two years, and the insurrectionist-in-chief is still free!
Your first mistake was turning on the "news" to get actual news.
And the crazies are still denying it.
For real. The destruction, leaving nearly 10 WHOLE WATERBOTTLES on the floor? They can't get away with this!
@Kat V umm...are you mental?? This "news" was EVERYWHERE! Screw lots of MSN BUT...this stuff has been documented by TONS of independent reporting.
But then again
, I don't expect idiots to realize REALITY...HAPPENING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE'S FACE!!
@@stinkstank5177 your name couldn’t be more accurate
"You can't rodger with a dodgy todger." Now there's a piece of wisdom that's going to stay with me for a while.
That should be a slogan for every STD awareness campaign ever.
"If you drop your gun and shot your own eye out, you don't deserve to look cool with an eye patch. A googly eye, maybe, but definitely not an eye patch!" - Christopher Titus, "Armageddon Update"
Thank you, Jimmy, for reminding the world what took place in D.C. 2 years ago. We are still grateful for your monologues during the decade long 4 years of misery, but no one should ever forget the mob and their leaders on that painful day. Good lookin' out.
This is funny, Jan 6th is the only time I see dems supporting law enforcement, usually they want to defund them
😆🤮🤨🙄
Even Trump thinks those 4 years were a lot longer. He has stated that he didn't start a war in decades. So those 4 years had to feel like at least 20 to him.
…and some maga fool is going to call the 800# to order the cargo pants //s
If you are an idiot trying to enter the US, please, don't. Turn around, all the way and return home or anywhere else but here. We're overrun with our own. Don't need anymore. Thank you. Do it the legal way and no problem.
The video of the police officer crying out in pain is very hard to watch. I can’t laugh after that.
Every goddamn one of those despicable Republicunt domestic terrorists should be in jail!
It's incomprehensible that MTG thinks there could be a winner in that hideous mess. Those dyed blonde roots go deep.
He received a citizen medal today.
Daniel Hodges.
I agree. That image is the defining moment of that day for me.
I'm almost 83 and the world has never been scarier!
That frozen todger skit is freaking hilarious. "You can't Roger with a dodgy todger" will stay with me forever 😂😂😂
Heck Yvonne...I am Canadian and I cannot believe what all of you are living through. Head up, stay strong as the saying goes
..what goes around comes around
Try and stay positive. Good will prevail
Canadian here, too, and I think we're in worse shape than America. At least America had the guts to go after their fascist insurrectionist traitors to some extent. Our entire Conservative Party threw-in with our violent swastika-waving Convoy, and the only consequence has been that the most treasonous sycophant amongst them, "Polio" Pierre Poilievre, became Opposition leader and thereby PM-in-waiting.
We seem determined to learn again, the hard way, that fascists cannot be appeased.
Jimmy Kimmel's dry humor is just about the only thing that can ease my fears during such a tumultuous time. Being able to laugh for just a few minutes is so necessary because this is seriously scary.
👏👏👏👏
He's great to hear. We count on late night comedians to tell us the truth. It seems these days the comedians are about the most honest people on television. I remember a time when 3 networks basically gave truth in news. Comedians now deliver truth and make it funny. These are people who now tell us what's really going on in the world. 👍☮️
LMAO
It's beyond disgusting that these insurrectionists aren't already facing indictments.
they are, they did, serving time right now, some already out!
@@ianvernon5344 no some members of congress and Donald haven’t been charged yet , hopefully soon .
They got a few months lol
@@jasonarmstrong2970 hopefully they won’t do too much damage in the mean time . Sigh.
The democrats and antifa being held accountable 😂
That’s a funny thought…
I can’t imagine to be as stupid as a Jimmy fan, his opening monologue has debunked stories in it already. Remember when cities were burning and just like his left wing msm daddy, Jimmy also claimed antifa was just there for Justice and were peaceful 😂
The dumbest walking amongst us still believe anything either side of the media tells you especially Jimmy Phony Kimmel and the liberal left.
I guess the colored hair morons will always be offended and told how to think
Can’t believe the people who still call him president.!!
“Bass Pro Fashion Show” 😂. Was hilarious. Would have been even funnier if it wasn’t referring to the January 6 insurrection
"You can't Roger with a Dodgy Todger".
Preach, Jimmy! 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep. Ya gotta dodge her.
@@jamesweekley1087 -- Very clever! And good advice with many women.....
Lol; time to update Mother Goose!
Thank you for speaking the truth about the crazy’s !
The church chorus at the royal wedding 9:46 killed me !!! 😆😅🤣😁
My fave part of the vid! I know that wasn't what they were really singing, but what the hell?
Lol!
2 years later and I'm still traumatized by watching these videos.. and I'm a tough cookie .. really tough
Time for DOJ to get busy. What the hell?
nothing is sweeter than seeing those dangerous animals are behind bars
You can't roger with a dodgy todger.... It's very well documented AND unusually funny.
Jimmy you’re the best. May those who passed RIP🙏🏾
The ones who passed from the vaccine?
@@CaliSteve169 I know you think this is a good comeback, but it just makes you look silly and uninformed.
@@CaliSteve169 Try to keep up.
It’s a good week when Jimmy Kimmel is on even on a Friday night!
Right! I look forward to watching his show.
Stop the count !!
He's on fire
Sometimes he's not on Friday, right?
@@___beyondhorizon4664occasionally....usually just JF and SETH
Even though this mess is no laughing matter, between you, Colbert, Meyers, Fallon, Noah, and others, my stress levels at nearly 70 have been greatly decreased by laughing through this mess . Thanks for being here on You Tube.
Whoever made the little Harry skit needs a rise! No pun intended!
Did you mean a rise, or a raise. Either way, I guess.
That video of insurrection is as awfully horrific as ever.
but it was a "peaceful protest"
@@dustyoldhat imagine what a violent one would look like
It was peaceful protest that's not what the other ones who wasn't there said they was back pedaling like crazy and it's still on today well all day homies and ladies got arrested and indicted😂🤣
@@lawrencelampke6007 Its the BLM riots
@@crazyguy9513Nope. Un-huh. NO.
Thanks Jimmy .. Good for the soul to have a few laughs .
Every single vile person on Jan 6 should be serving time
And the ones who enabled and encouraged them
Agreed!!!
In Guantanamo.
So you believe blm and antifa should be tried as terrorists too right??? for causing billions of $$$ of damages, storming the white house, killing black people, etc
Lock em up with R Kelly
I remember watching it live on television. I remember feeling sick and full of disbelief. I never thought I'd see anything like that in my life. I thought if people attacked our capital would have been shot dead. Born and raised in the United States now it makes me sick that these people are still walking around free. It's taking far too long.
Only if those people had a higher percentage of melanin in the skin they would have been shot, beat, gassed and thrown into Guantanamo. Peaceful protestors? Beaten and rubber bullets shot at them for a shitty photo op. But good ol Boi terrorists? That was just a normal tourist day.
@DocDirty MrClean that's the way it looks as of now. I hope we see justice
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
What i cannot believe is my mans son and niece saying there was no insurrection that it was all made up and what we saw on tv was what the media wanted us to see. UH WHAT?? I watched it live while it was happenining. WTF!!!!!! They also think our President pooped his pants while visiting the Pope soooo tell me they listen to or watch reasonable news. Nothing like smirking know it all young people who know absolutely nothing.
are you finally awake how old are you after we murdered our own president in 1963 what else would it take to wake you up this is Babylon
There is an island for them - it's called Misfit Island.
Imagine being named Elmer, and wanting to change your name; and then picked the name Stuart. 😂😂😂
I'm fairly sure he didn't change his name but just used his middle name. Hence he is still Elmer.
My middle name is Stuart…you got a problem?
@Bill Eichert , it is a goofy sounding name.
The “todger” clip was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!!
Guillermo has the best laugh!
Lol; he has the best job on earth, so no way quitting after winning the lotto, just party harder!
I couldn't stop laughing after that frozen todger insert🤣😂🤣
Lol; he COULD NOT insert the frozen todger!
@@seanbrown9048 🤣😂🤣 That's a good one
@@chippandenga6722 lol!
The "frozen knob" thing was hilarious!
OMG!
That Frozen Knob song did me in. I died so badly on that
Me too! What the hell? Lol!
Unbelievable how nobody of substance have been indicted for that tragedy on January 6th 2021..
Especiallt the leader Trumpty Dumpty while he continues to lie and commit crimes!
Unfortunately they didn't put the all insurrectionist in prison. Half of them are in Congress STILL
Best comment yet!!!!!!
That bus clip still has me 😂
The crowd did not appreciate the joke about being thrown under the bus, when they just saw it happen.
I love you Jimmy! You make me laugh every time I watch you on UTube! (Too poor to afford cable). Which brings us to the privatizations and monopolies, which I believe are illegal -like Amazon and utility companies. Love Guillermo too. Maybe address this on one of your monologues.
Royal wedding recap, brilliant!
🌟 This episode is *pure gold* !!! 🌟
😂If you had to talk about Harry - this was perfect.
You SAW it?
😬
Lol; he IS a frozen todger!
I hope that History will hold these traitors accountable!
Would you settle for the DOJ?
Just accept defeat and stop crying about it!
never happen never does this is an evil place not the leave it to beaver world some think it is. this my brother is Babylon not Kansas
With about 30% of the US people being committed fascists (their own grandfathers would have drowned in the bath tub without blinking had they known), it is unlikely that anything will come from it. The best they will be able to do is just to forget what has happened in order to carry on, with the shame festering in the common consciousness. After all that is what the US did to the genocide on the natives, slavery, and their civil war. This spreads the guilt nicely over everybody rather than the ones actually responsible.
Seethe and cope some more.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never forgive never forget.
Yeah! Yeah! Next time you have a pesky, inconvenient herpes outbreak, just say it's frost bite from the North Pole. 😆
This show f_cking RULES!
I will never forget this as long as I live😔
I won't forget but I choose to remember Jan 6 as Epiphany Day and celebrate with a king's cake with baby Jesus in it
People remeber it for all the WRONG reasons
Kevin McCarthy: “Make me you boss, and you can fire me at any time.”
Freedom Caucaus: “No.”
Kevin McCarthy: “What else do you want from me?”
Freedom Caucus: “Your soul.”
Kevin McCarthy: “Sorry, I’ve already sold it to someone else!”
That's so kind of you, thinking McCarthy ever had a soul in the first place.
Homeboy never had a soul to begin with!
Nothing left to lose!
And RNC loses again by 2 votes...
Well said.
Very compelling footage. Makes you sad but more importantly makes you. ANGRY. No mercy for insurrectionists.
We must never forget this! People died!
I remember watching the insurrection thinking and saying out loud ( numerous times) where is help.
I wondered if that crowd was black would it have been handled differently. I mean it took forever for some real help to arrive.
Oh I forgot to mention how odd this thing is...BLM riots/protest took place over the summer period, this took place in the winter... reason why their was large amount of BLM protest was because people had more time to be outside and socialize in the summer many kids are out for m school and such but the Jan 6th thing doesn't make sense thousands of trump supporters across the nation went to the captil in the winter right after the holidays and when it was cold and they had work... chances of the major even like this occurring now in the modern times is low unless their was some sorta thing that motivated them or they had help.
@@chinookh4713 Trump motivated them. Tweeted for them to come to Washington on Jan. 6. "Will be wild." They came. He told them to "fight like hell or you won't have a country." So they fought like hell, breaking into the Capitol and bashing police as they went. You're right in that it doesn't make sense. Trump supporters DON'T make sense. They don't stop and think for themselves or use common sense. They just do what he says.
@@chinookh4713 Yeah, something motivated them. Trump told them all they needed to assemble in DC on the day Biden's victory would be certified by Congress. This is not a big mystery.
@@davidlundquist1979 True but I mean something got them movtvated to storm the capital their was a clear shift form trump supporters telling everyone to remain peaceful to full out rioting. And it's not like Trump told the to storm the capital he told them to peacefully make their voices heard, which they understood
@@chinookh4713 Wow, you could not be more wrong if you tried. Trump absolutely told them to storm the Capitol (though in that vague, mafia boss style he's fond of using), and so did every other speaker at the rally that day. If anyone mentioned remaining peaceful, it was only to give them some plausible deniability.
This is one of the BEST videos of Jimmy Kimmel. I can't stop laughing. !!! Thank You.
Thank you Jimmy for making sense of it all. 😎🇺🇸🎶from Seattle with love! You make Hollywood look sane. That’s a real gift. Lol
I love when JK calls Truth Social "LIE SPACE" lol
If you want to put them on an island, I suggest that there is a suitable island in San Fransico Bay which could be taken back from the Parks and returned to its previous purpose.
The blessing of Jimmy show is that we’re 100% sure the insurrection leader at mar a lago is watching the show and fuming in his room
Harry's Frozen Todger is THE funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!! BRILLIANT!
You SAW it?
😬
Harry is the most embarrassing man of the moment. Harry: ‘My brother broke my necklace’
@@alffuergregor I know! It has gone down as a complete joke over here (UK)
What a total nonce!!
Maybe That's What happened to his B**** too ! And they Dropped Into his wife's Purse !
@@seanryan3020 lol! Not THAT way!
I think Harry is throwing himself under the bus! The Royal Family has gained tremendous popularity since the spare's book was released.
When Harry & his brother whispered frozen Todger I died laughing. 😂
It reminded me of the classic movie Porky’s where the high school principal refers to it as a “tally-whacker”.
The wedding bit ...priceless 😍
I agree'
I died of laughter!
The longer *Speaker Search* goes on, the funnier it gets.
I'm watching this directly after McCarthy's 14 loss! 🤣🤡🍿💩
Matt Gaetz was about to get beat up 😂😂😂
And yet he still became Speaker. Better go drown yourself in tears now 🤡
@@justine8163 this is the horse you want to back until you die? 🙄
@@justine8163
He became a puppet. Soon to have his strings cut.
Cheers Jimmy, it’s Sean in Atlanta! I think this was the funniest opening monologue I have ever heard you do! You were firing on all cylinders, my friend! Oh, you also made me spew hot tea all over my pyjamas at 3:30 this morning, which means that you are now my favourite reason for doing laundry before 4 am!
Sean
My stomach hurts from laughter so hard.
🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy on a Friday! Hell yeah!
Best weekend gift in the world!
✨✨✨ *Those Jan 6th cargo shorts had me HOLLERING LOL* 🤣🤣🤣
*And that "Bleep" segment is ALWAYS hilarious!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, this was hysterically funny! Thanks for keeping me sane after Kev (sorta) took over the House.
Loved the Prince Harry bit, LMFAO!
What the hell was Prince Stupid doing at the North Pole? Looking for Santa Claus?
@@lenawagenfuehr53 It's a new tourist attraction for the wealthy. Bragging rights I guess.
Until it happens to you or someone you care about?
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Perhaps it was during two combat tours while serving in the military! Did you voluntarily put YOUR LIFE on the line for a decade?
@@KO-pk7df See Lena reply. Clearly, you KNOW nothing about this MAN!
4:08 mister eyepatch’s wife and kids literally escaped him by going to the grocery store and never returned.
January six is a special day in latinoamerica… It the Three Kings Day celebration when they bring presents to kids like Santa Claus does in the USA
I got my king's cake from the local Mexican supermarket in southern California, Costco sells giant king's cake with baby Jesus too
Jimmy is a Decathlon of American Comedy - We Love our Boy. 🌿🇺🇸 🇺🇸🌿 ....."There she is on Karen Air".
With any luck she is now on the "no fly list" and won't be able to take even private flights. Let her walk home from prison.
She looks like a lady that would call the cops on a black kid that was on an opposing team
@Patriot Tiger 🍦 hahahahaha...or an ice cream shop- just because 🍦
I've been wondering how a lot of them are voting considering they haven't been able to be sworn in yet 🤨
WTF? BUS 😂😂
The first order of business is to elect the Speaker so they are all allowed to vote on just that issue. They are sworn in after the Speaker is elected.
I've been wondering why so many adults don't know how Congress functions. Google is your friend.
@@deborahbarnes6741 - Thank you! I was wondering the same thing...
Now will they have the guts to not seat the Republican known as "George Santos" whatever his real name may be. Ideally extradite him to Brazil to face his charges there.
I still feel it's treason. For all involved
Thanks to the whole Kimmel team for this reminder - it's too easy to forget what the Jan 6 insurrection was really like.
I will never forget.
That footage should be played with every story about Jan 6, especially with the degree of revisionism still occurring.
If we put them all on an island, can it be a really tiny one with virtually no topography? 🌊
There’s an island in San Francisco Bay, and it even has lots of sleeping rooms for everyone!
I agree
Jimmy is the best late night host! Delivering truth no b.s.!
Thank you, Jimmy and crew. I appreciate your program on Friday night.
Harry Todger is my new favorite YA series
Laughing my guts out. Great monologue. Keep it going. 👍👍💪💪💪🎉🎉😊😊🇺🇸🇺🇸
I may never be able to explain to others why I have a choir singing "frozen knob" on loop in my head lol
Just WTF was Prince Stupid doing at the North Pole?
@@lenawagenfuehr53 he was sooo unhappy he tried to freeze himself to death.
The royal wedding, I'm dead!
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@larry6601 When you need to comment negatively in a TH-cam thread about a funny monologue...
I'm weak!!
Thank you Jimmy for keeping us sane with your hilarious humor through these periless times!!
Cheers from Canada!!! You are the best. I really needed the laughs.
The leader of the oath breakers shot his own eye out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣maga 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I couldn't figure out why my anxiety was so frickin bad today. Then I realized the date and my anxiety levels made sense.
"Code/ incel" 🤣🤣🤣
Another way to forget the Jan 6 to think about January 6 is Epiphany Day , and celebrate it with a king's cake
GROW UP!!!!!!!!! LOL
Props for the choice of footage. We will never forget.
Gotta love the cargo shorts.
I love you Jimmy. You always make me laugh and cheer up my miserable days. Keep up the fantastic job as always. Also a big shoutout to Guillermo as well. Greetings from Canada.
Best monolog in a minute.
Love you Jimmy and Guillermo
Much love and respect for Jimmy and Guillermo! 💕💕💕
Greatest skid ever about the royal frozen todger.
I would love to see this show live. 😍
Jimmy, I too have said Trump and his supporters should buy an island and live there away from everyone else. I wish this really could happen.
The island of Guantanamo
And then we conduct nuclear tests on that island, right?....right?
I’m here to say that Howard Stern said it first.
Your liberal love feast is really touching. You and your kind are the lowest.
@ mildred Pierce. Maybe we could pay Puerto Rico to take them. Or maybe New Guinea. That would be far enough away.
Donald Jennifer Trump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Jimmy...!! Everything you said is absolutely true. !! Thank you 💙
The funniest thing about Prince Harry's frozen todger is that he didn't "discover" anything... the valet in charge of shaking it after he urinates called the doctor, who told Harry.
Mmm, that happened with the Prince of Wales, who had to handle the royal todger for a urine sample when Jugears broke his arm years ago.
These people are dangerous and must be taken serious.