Trump’s UNBELIEVABLE Woodward Interviews Revealed, Adidas Dumps Kanye & Herschel's War on Halloween
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- President Biden rolled up his sleeve to get his booster shot, Bob Woodward of the Washington Post released audio from twenty interviews he conducted with Trump, Donny lashed out about the tapes being released, Ron DeSantis debated Democrat Charlie Crist in Florida, Adidas finally dropped Kanye West, Kanye plans to buy the conservative social media platform “Parler,” Herschel Walker is busy floating a theory about drugs being hidden in trick or treat bags, and MyPillow Mike Lindell gives him a big endorsement.
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Herschel recently said Halloween makes him nervous. When children knock on his door he is not sure if they want candy or child support.
Love it lol!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅
Bahaha!
LOL Thanks for the laugh ... Who's your Daddy ..?
Man, I didn’t realize I should be claiming my uncle’s accomplishments as my own, I didn’t even realize I fought in Vietnam 3 times simultaneously, plus being a successful salesman, talented artist and engraver, who knew it was so easy to be this great!
According to my uncle’s genes. I’m a golden glove champion!
Yeah, within my own case....As I listened to elders...late 1800s/early 1900s, my folks the 20's...war sucks, the draft sucks, inequity sucks, wages/ lack of safety in the work place sucks... They provided me with a list of to work on...born in the late 50's, hit the ground runnin' on social advocacy in middle school. Halloween...my mama had first dibs on our chocolate, papa fruity chewies. Egad! In the meantime...Ahhhh the joys of being human.
Since we taking credit for uncles I did 9 years for distribution of coke I also was a gang member and I changed my life and got married... Man it feels good to be my uncle 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@@8arrows you too 😂 😂
That means I did jail in the 70s for detonating explosives in a bank. 😂
Whoever does Mike Lindell for this show is an absolute classic
With the kind of GOP candidates and their campaign talks, I couldn't tell if it was real or part of JK show. Now somebody please tell me that those Herschel Walker pieces came out of JK studio
Isnt that just actual Mike Ledell. Hes so coked up he doesnt even know hes on the jimmy show
@@bubbaholmberg7057 it was truly hard to tell!!
He’s thinks he’s normal
he's one of the writers
The Herschel Walker promo at the end was one the the best I have seen. James Adomian's take on Mike Lindell is always hilarious.
I looked away from my laptop a sec and had to pause a sec to see if it was the real nutjob! Always a fab show, everyone who works there deserves major major credos. Hi from another fmr Brooklynite, born and raised
My favorite part of your show is always Mike Lindell skits, laugh so much my stomach hurts and thats what we need these days :)
Wouldn't it be funny if Alec Baldwin did a skit about some of Bidens slips & slides ? 🤣
The "suspicious candy" scare has been around every Halloween forever.
Remember razor blades in apples? Seriously, it does seem like all the wacko bs comes out around this time, although the truly wacko stuff sees no reason to limit it to Halloween. Q, anyone?
@@toddklempan105 Remember that rock-like "toffee"? Razor blades might have been more edible.
@@toddklempan105 remember syringes in glass coke bottles?
I'm 65 and can testify to at least 57 years of it.
The one case I know of the father killed his son for life insurance 😐 with cyanide sherbet sticks. It wasn't a random crime but it caused panic.
I would've loved to hear his private conversations with Sean 'slant head' Hannity and Jeanine 'bewitched' Perro. Those tapes must be most salacious and treasonous.
"The Emperor has no brains." Best quote describing Trump ever uttered. Kodos Jimmy!
describing Biden to perfection.
@@politicalchatter372 very well said ! 🎯
@@politicalchatter372 describing "you" to perfection
@@politicalchatter372 Moron. Go away.
Bob Woodward should have released these tapes immediately
He’s a “book” author not a daily reporter.
it would not have made any difference.
@@keystonebrotherb And that erases his civil responsibility... how?
@@dont-want-no-wrench Privileged apathy ain't sophistication, kid.
@@Spearca Name something that's ever stopped 45 from talking.
James Adomian’s Mike Pillow is PERFECT !!! From the dialect - to the dialogue - to the physical comedy - to the timing of the clever details.
He is 👍 Another good Lindel imitator is J. Elvis Weinstein. Think there's a bit here on YT
Woodward's greatest skill as an interviewer is to not be constantly rolling his eyes..
Writers and producers of this show - thank you for all you do. For the barbed monologues and the satirical ads - thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wow.
"If it weren't for the podium, he'd be a crazy guy in a parking lot talking to himself." That was great! There are several other candidates that this would apply to as well.
Great one liners! Great delivery. Best Mike Lindell routine so far! You rock!
It's hard to believe a man when he doesn't know who his own children are! Crazy some people would.
Welcome to America.
Maury must regret retiring after this
I'm guessing he was fast forwarded in school, from JK to College. Spelling his own name must be a challenge.
They aren't voting for Walker. They are simply voting against anything democrat related. They don't care who is representing them as long as that representative votes along party lines and does what Trump tells them to do.
@@EmperorSeramir you mean, welcome to "the South." Don't associate the rest of us with.....them.
The guy that portrays Mike Lindell is funny as hell and he look and talks a lot like him, great show, Hershey walnut! 😂😂
Hershey's Walnut. I can't wait for that candy bar!
It's just a candy wrapper full of nuts
Hersheys Chocolates makes chocolate bars. I don't know what candy bars are made of (candy I assume) but chocolate is made into chocolate bars.
Herschel is all set for his Halloween costume.....Police Officer 😉
Paw patrol officer
He has the badge.
🤣🤣🤣
Hershel Walker used his badge to pull himself over yesterday. He then proceeded to read his rights and warn himself about the left.
Due to repeated concussions he has forgotten that he has the right to remain silent.
Or an axe through the head.
No matter what kind of day I've had, I can always count on Jimmy having me roar with laughter at about 1130 every night!
😂😂😂 yes!
This man has a laughing disorder. For God's sake, don't show him anything actually funny, his chest will explode.
@A D Better watch it. These people get easily butthurt over their Daddy Kimmel...
One of his best so far!
@@non-wokemillennialakat85re72 Your Boi Frin is butt hurt. Stop Crying Sweetie
I swear watching American news is like watching a fictional,satirical movie
You should check out Brazil.
That's why bolsonaro & trump are bff's.
At LEAST at the end of the 🎥🍿🎥 u go hone....living thru this isn't a 🎥😬🤪🙀😵💩👹
Until they decide they want to "bring freedom " to your country... then is less funny to have these idiots in charge of nuclear arsenal
if only 🥲
Mike Lindell guy needs an Emmy 😢
DeSantis is a true piece of ....work...
He truly is a great piece of work. The greatest governor I've had the pleasure to live under
@@thanospatrick9093 according to statistics, you may soon be dead
Wish my governor did any kind of work
@@thanospatrick9093 I feel its people like you who are dooming our country without even knowing it. DeSantis' policies are anti-American and downright stupid.
6:42 WTF is wrong with DeSantis? He looked like he was having a bad trip. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hardware glitch.
We'd be here all week listing what's wrong with DeSantis.
I want to tell you this. There's nothing wrong with desantis. However, his opponent is arrogant. I'm sure they did some thing to the video to make it look that way.
@@lauranamaran9463 they did, they just caught DeSantis being DeSantis. He is an evil person.
This is his presidential look
I have my appointment for both Vax booster and flu shot! Yay!!! Keep everybody safe.
I got mine last Wednesday, both in same arm. It made my arm ache that day, but the next day it felt fine.
Got my second booster yesterday
Awesome. You’re a true American hero
Don't you love the way Dump whispers when he brags about himself.
Bob Woodward said his voice is like a percussion instrument and he lowers his voice when he really wants to make a point. To me he sounds like one of those obscene callers with that whisper... Great stock my behind.
Don't you love the way ReEeEEEeEEeEEEEEEeEEE33e3e,eEEEEEeEEEEEeEERreeREEEEEEeERRRRRrERRRRRRe
@@terireed3740 I know-creeped me out, esp as a woman AND a New Yorker (Brooklyn) who knew scads of regular folks ripped off by them going back 50+ years, as Dad (NYPD Lieut) recounted as we grew up. THEN as I went out into the work world in Manhattan, kept meeting poor folks ripped off, NOT just big banks and other financial institutions.
Seriously creepy.
@JAN well, I happen to like primates, whereas trump is a human creep which is one micron away from being a serial killer.
Oh Jimmy you hit the nail, perfectly!!!!
Man!!! Pillow guy kills every time!!! I’d watch a movie of this.
Watching this just made my night. I haven't laughed like this in a long time.
9:10 "Halloween is a scary time for Hershel Walker because when kids show up at his house he's not sure if they want candy or child support."
EPIC!!!
😅
I know Jimmy gets under trumps skin every night and I love it.
Great monolog Jimmy! And Mike Pillow knocked it out of the park again too!!
Did he do more about the pillow man guy did he talk about Herschel Walker and how long did he talk about Donald Trump it seems to be his whole monologue
@@danmcgriff1421 If they go away he can be just as good at new targets.The S-pile is so deep with the ones you mentioned though.
Why mess with a good thing, doofus?
Jimmy is just lucky Mike Lindel even gives him the time of day He is so fortunate to have a politically astute commentator bless his presence.
@@danmcgriff1421 Punctuation can be your friend.
Pillow Mike and the writers of those sketches deserve a raise STAT! 🤣👌🏼
I rewound DeSantis not answering the question to check…and he absolutely does look like he crapped his daks!!!
He was asked more than once!
Can we give the Pillow Guy actor an Emmy right now ? He's hilarious ha ha !
I'll be disappointed if he's not nominated!
People like Herschel Walker is the reason why shampoo bottles comes with an instruction.
Lol
I don't get it
@@danmcgriff1421 and that's okay.
@@fightevil.readbooks.5076 one has to have the ability to read to understand big words like that...
@@fightevil.readbooks.5076 especially for walker...
How in the world can anyone understand a word Walker says? He's as intelligent as a Rock
Capitalized, so maybe you mean The Rock?
Or do you mean any old rock?
Not that there’s a huge distinction, just looking for clarity.
@@toddklempan105 well, she said a Rock not The Rock
@@toddklempan105 as a rock, you know the answer
@@Khronogi 😅
Hypocrite
"That's my crack plaque!", "Vote for Herschey's Walnuts!", "Hercules has been good for the environment", pure ROFLOL at work
This is one of your best monologues in weeks, well done (written and delivered)!!!!
"I'll be so presidential you won't even recognize it." Truth.
Underrated comment. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I'm still having trouble to doze of though, it's not as boring as he told us.
We've seen him ACT presidential before.
And that would be no different
He's right, I don't recognise him as being presidential.
DeSantis glitching like a Westworld robot!
Best Mike Lindell spoof yet. Herschel Walnut? Dying.
Thanks Bob Woodward for holding onto extremely damning evidence so that you could profit first . Way to go .
What a guy
Damning evidence of what? That Trump is a horrible human being? We knew that already. Direct evidence of crimes having been committed? Not so much.
Calm down... Trump is a "celebrity," not a leader. He feels all is publicity is good.
The comedy channel has a program of Trump moronic soundbites!
I feel the same way about all the ones profiting off of this information.....they let this continue they just sat back and watched the world burn
@@debprobst330 Actually, Woodward communicated most of this long ago. For example, Trump admitting he lied about the seriousness of covid so people wouldn't panic. Most of what I heard in the recordings was Trump's moronic nonsense that we knew from the beginning.
While he was bragging about his family's intelligence, he should have been asked "When are you going to show us your college grades".
@@omi_god Trump's GPA was less than 1.0. And that's after he cheated on every test.
Show us the receipts! Still waiting on his taxes.
@@ariadneschild8460 The guy is a fraud on every single level - and he's proud of it.
@@OregonDARRYL seems like it's the only thing he's good at.
Of all the great Lindell skits so far, that was the best!
Wow...that Lindell piece packed in the most incredible writing and perfectly executed chaos...that deserves an Emmy on its own
They should be good at it they do it every day
Anybody know the actor's name?
@@couragekarnga8735 James Adomian. He does a really great Bernie Sanders as well.
@@simonlocke9739 AND he's the funniest Bane around... hes great in Harley Quinn animated series 👍
"There have never been more places to go to complain that you are being silenced than there are right now"
Brilliant
james adomian's my pillow guy never fails to get me, "that's my crack plaque". "and when i landed i was so blind, i thought i was a prostitute named carol for 8 months."
He had me with, "speaking of viruses, Donald Trump...". 😅
You Killed it Jimmy!!!!💯🤠
Trump's obsessive jealousy of Obama is always entertaining!
After 8 years of Obama Trump came in and turn this country around now we have Joe Biden damn now look at it back in the sewer
Kimmel's obsession with Trump is unsettling. Watch his reaction after the Dems get throttled in the midterms.
@@humphreygruntwhistle3946 Aw sweetie pie poo .... must be fun to live in delusion!
@@humphreygruntwhistle3946 Trump is manna from heaven for late night show hosts. Never has there been a public figure that so needed to be cut down to size.
@@humphreygruntwhistle3946 Only thing you Throttle is ur Boi Frin. Wipe ur tears sweetie
I had a productive day today, I voted, and then went and received my flu shot and latest covid shot. woot
Got mine 2 weeks ago!
👍🌞
weak.
Hershel walker sounds like he is already on fentanyl 😂😂
That ending was absolutely brilliant Jimmy. The pillow actor deserves an Emmy.
I have yet to find a better way to insult Trump than to quote him verbatim.
Imagine if he wasn't too afraid what he could do with Biden I know he can't but imagine what they could do with him my God it never ends
@@danmcgriff1421 Imagine if you'd be able to write a straight sentence that actually makes sense and doesn't sound like drunk ramblings.
@@Fiat_Lux_23 you again actually I am pretty drunk that's why I'm messing with you lefties hilarious
@@danmcgriff1421 I think you need a brain scan (to see if you have one). 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Person on the street talking crazy" describes perfectly half the republican party. And the US keeps on putting them on podiums
Until traitor grifter con man tax cheat Trump came along, we had no idea how truly vast the low class and stupid side of our country is!
It's so entertaining for us, those who lives far far away 🤣
This is the same lunkheaded audience that believed some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach'
I need the laughter Jimmy, don't go away. Thanks
Your best hope Trump doesn't go away Jimmy won't have a show
@@danmcgriff1421 seriously this whole comment section is a pile of trash. I hope there's a civil war.
@@danmcgriff1421 jimmy will find a joke if trump is in the grave.
@@danmcgriff1421 it's funny. All these people who laugh at Trump are the ones who can't survive right now. But under Trump you could. Keep laughing idiots.
That child support line was genius
OMG, hearing him respond to that list of precautions is like listening in to a tech support call.
"So, you need to make sure you've installed the latest updates and then restart your computer."
"I've restarted it twice this morning. What else?"
"Did you install the updates before you restarted?"
"Yes, I restarted several times."
"OK, but did you run the updates? Just restarting isn't the point here."
"Yeah, I did that."
".... What is 'that' that you did?"
"The thing you just said. What else?"
Except it's not someone troubleshooting Safari, it's the president talking about a pandemic. So maybe a _little_ bit different.
Reading this is equally as bad… to long.
Charlie Crist(D) really killed it against Ron DeSantis(R) talk about leaving him speechless. Also Kanye West known as Ye has been dropped, 👏🙌🏻
Watching DeSatin squirming was priceless 😆
(6:30) Hilarious to see Desantis being confronted about serving his entire term and then standing there knowing that he should say something so (6:47) he moves his mouth but only make an unintelligible sound. A politician at his worst---trying to trick his constituents into believing that he works for them, while secretly plotting his own path to power and influence.
It's funny that DeSantis couldn't come up with a snarky response. Especially when crist left mid term as governor to run for us senate.
Hersheys walnuts made me choke lmao
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. ❤️🤗👍
Loser what a loser! Jail time Trump!
Best Jimmy on ABC!
Jimmy Kimmel is awesome. I listen to his monolog on U-Tube every night before I go to bed. Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert Crack me up
I disagree and therefore you are a bot
@@lucy2014 🤗👍
I can't get enough of
"MY PILLOW GUY "
You and your team make me laugh every day, thank you! I only wish all the people that actually believe the GOP and their rhetoric have an epiphany and wake up on voting day and vote against them with a vengeance.
Based on what?
Good luck with that fantasy.
They’re loving this, all their hate is being realized.
Love you Jimmy and thank you for being back. You cheer me up & give me energy when the reality of the news is so so so... nuts! I always get a boost of happiness when I watch your show! 🤣
I was cringing so hard at those tapes of donnie. 😬
Ugh. I just hate hearing that Whiney bragging
He’s so delusional!
@@jcoopes5604 I truly cannot understand how so many people can listen to the constant nonstop lunacy falling of Trump's mouth and not see that he's batshit crazy.
What? "No captioning available." 💔💔💔 Jimmy Kimmel...please, please can you fix this to include the captioning please? I just want to enjoy the show like everyone else please. Love your show!
They seemed to have trouble loading tonight. I had to keep refreshing before it would play. Hope they get the captions fixed quickly.
Always give it an hour. There was a time that they weren’t able to shut them off.
The CC is working now. 😁
The pillow guy impersonator is so, so good :)
A master at his craft
Liddell's skit is sooo funny!
I love when you have mike Lindell on 😂
Finally a company willing to loose money for the right thing. We have to support I will buy my kids Adidas for school. UniteOrDie
Jimmy, you were on fire tonight! Great show!
Lmao
Pillow man needs his own show!!
DeSantis looked like Data with his emotion chip playing up. Weird man.
I think I saw Herschel Walker near my house the other day on the corner...oh nevermind that was just some crazy guy with a megaphone. Hard to tell them apart. 😂
The “Hershey Walnut” got me at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
You couldn't put Herschel Walker in a book as someone running for High Office. Unbelievable!
"The truth is strange; stranger than fiction."
@@NancyLynnHancock No kidding, Nancy!
it's a crime that James Adomian doesn't get more recognition.
His Bernie is perhaps the best ever.
Brilliant as always!
Talking to desantis is like talking to a defiant 10 year old boy
The Pillow Man impressionist was top notch spot on!
They need to run this herschel walker ad
The Mike Lindell stuff is amazing!
I imagine Donnie getting a list of to-do-things from Sean Hannity or Tucker Carlson 😁
He’s the prototype of the coastal elites his followers hate the most.
" dumpster fire" ❤️❤️❤️❤️
"Mike 'My Pillow' Lindell" is absolutely hilarious & brilliant!!!
Why do they even let Herschel Walker speak? Lmao
I bet Herschel Walker was the person who came up with the Tide pod challenge.
Hershel is one Mystery Bus short of a Netflix cartoon series!
50% chance Kanye thinks Parler is an ice cream app.
Or a place where ladies share ideas about their bead art.
Herschel Walker think so..
Ye Ice Cream Parler
And the only flavor they serve is vanilla.
Not Ye but definitely Walker
*_That Mike Pillow guy needs his own show._*
... What the...
This was... I'm dumbfounded. How the hell...? These interview tapes are insane.
He’s so jealous of Obama. Wow. How weak can you be? He seems so….perpetually angry and snide in his speech. Like “I’m going to make you all pay….if you don’t believe how amazing I am.” It’s truly disturbing! He literally wants to be worshipped!
how is he jealous of Obama??
Because Obama is actually liked by the American public. Well, the majority, anyway
Obama also won the popular vote twice, and trump has yet to do that once
Obama has a wife that doesn't look disinterested in every single photo
The list is actually quite long
@@whocares9033 🤔 Pretty much 💯
Why should anyone be jealous of Obama? Why should Obama even be relevant as both him and trump are EX presidents and Biden is the current one,
@@whocares9033 well considering Obama is an ex president just like trump is there is no reason he should even be relevant let alone liked enough to make anyone jealous, but it's pretty telling though when democrats like their ex president more then their current one lol maybe the fact that Obama can stay awake long enough to complete a sentence has something to do with that.
When he whispers, it's all fiction.
When he doesn’t whisper its fiction 😂😂
Definitely a great monologs And the Mike Lindell segment was awesome
So many lols!! Brilliant monologue!!
The Old Orange Dumpster on fire! YES PLEASE!
Hershel is the reason we need to legalize abortion again.
I needed a good laugh, got about 100 of them from this episode.
Thanks for the laughter. I really needed it.