Trump Wants to Terminate the Constitution, Kanye’s Swastika Tweet & Herschel’s Idea to Arm the IRS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ธ.ค. 2022
- Jimmy and Guillermo decorated their Christmas trees over the weekend, Donald Trump failed to disclose a $19.8 million loan from a company connected to North Korea, Trump called to terminate the Constitution and declare the rightful winner of the 2020 election, Kanye has had his Twitter account suspended after posting a Swastika inside a Jewish Star of David, tomorrow is runoff day in Georgia and a number of Republican Senators have embarrassed themselves making in-person appearances to support Herschel, many of his supporters are excited to see his new movie, the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl is set between the Washington State Cougars and the Fresno State Bulldogs on December 17th at Sofi Stadium, and Jimmy and Guillermo give Santa a helping hand in a new edition of Naughty or Nice
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"Whenever a Republican makes an accusation, it's a confession"
Brian Tyler Cohen
And David Pakman 👍
"Projection is a Repub superpower" - Jstn Green
There's a long list for that one
That’s a textbook narcissist play
I'm so happy you know who he is. Great reporting. Good interviews
Thanks to everyone who voted to terminate the red wave.
You’re welcome🙂
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You mean the red tsunami (per Cancun Cruz). 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@GrummanIsComin Cruz didn't expect the big blue seawall !
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Whoever did the voice impressions for Thump and Ye has an enormous talent!!
Merril is the cutest, loved when she sit up to say that she'd name her pony glitter, so polite! Good job parents! The news will make u lose faith in humanity, seeing things like this, reminds me that there is still kindness and good in this crazy world.
I recently spoke to current students and recent graduates of my high school. Contrary to popular opinion, we are not doomed.
i'm losing faith in humanity with the gifts they gave her! i'm sure they gave her something in addition to that, but geez. she responded well, though.
Thanks to everyone who voted for Raphael Warnock. His victory will allow Herschel to fully dedicate his time to child support.
My 6th vote for Warnock since 2020…before anyone says crap, there has been 2-primaries, 2-elections and 2- run offs since 2020..
this time will give him 6yrs🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
Lmao the election is tomorrow
@@SeamHead33 Lmao early voting has been on for days.
@@davidcooklock129 yeah and??? The OP is saying that there already is a victory. Votes havent even been counted genius
Or being a werewolf 🤷♀️
I just melted inside when the little girl said she forgot her manners. So adorable. Clearly her parents are raising her right.
She's still at the age of complete honesty.
She was so adorable I almost lost it, she's around my daughter's age so I'm a big softy lol
Clearly her parents aren't raising her sister right
am i the only one realizing jimmy called that kid a ho?
@@BenLA5 We don't know the sister's age. They call them the terrible twos for a reason.
Please tell me you guys give those poor children something special for putting up with you and being so honest ❤️☮️
Whenever you go on shows like this, you get some ‘talent fee’, they call it. I just wonder why it bothered you when her parents are so into it?!?
My heart can't handle the gifts lol.. I hope these kids get some of their wishes fulfilled... but i guess therapy is always an option
watching I wondering if she was going to get two scoops of pate
This is Jimmy Kimmel true to form who steals all the kids Halloween candy. 😅
When the little girl said “Oprah” and she was just so confident. I love it 🤣👏🏾 I really hope they give all these sweet babies some REAL presents ❤
When he asked the girl what she would name her pony and she sat straight up, leaned in, and confidently said, "glitter" without a moment's hesitation, I lost it. That's a girl who knows what she wants!
She was lovely - so quietly earnest, and yes, she has definitely had the name of her pony locked in for a while.
She is a doll. Soft spoken but confident in her mind
I hope she someday gets her pony ❤
Trump took an oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Trump is an embarrassment.
He doesn't even know what an oath is..
Hey Vladimir is proud of his acolyte
Trump thought they said, "Oaf of Office"
He's More than a "mere" embarrassment ..
🤢😑🙄😶🤢🤢🤢🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Rump is a traitor. He's talking treason. But he tried to backpedal the next day by saying he didn't say what he said.
Guillermo is a National treasure. I love when he loses it, and just laughs uncontrollably 😂
I'm waiting for Guillermo to take down an unruly audience member and escort him out.
Yes! Guillermo’s laughter is infectious!
Guillermo deserves his own show. He's hilarious.
YES Jimmy!!!!
Guillermo went dirty south and I LMAO with him!!🤣🤣🤣 VIVA LA GUILLERMO🥰🥰🥰
Wow…Kennedy and Herschel are examples of why we need better qualifications and requirements for our elected officials
The most revolting thing about Kennedy is that he actually IS qualified or at least should be, with exams from Vanderbilt University and Oxford under his belt. In other words, he's roleplaying, and that staunch southerner with the near-unintelligible drawl is nothing but an act. An embarassingly bad one at that.
It wouldn't matter. People in southern state love imbeciles.
@@ThomBoecker WOW!
Trump has two moods;
UNHINGED
COMPLETELY UNHINGED.
third mood
THERE IS NO HINGE.
@Treason, Are you enjoying the record high gasoline and grocery prices? Ready for food shortages? We didn't have these problems when Trump was in office
What has he been found guilty of?
@@rootcanal7188 see you guys can't separate the fact that Trump is not the answer. We don't need him, and btw gas prices and everything are world problems, not exclusively to Biden.
@@rootcanal7188 stop being weak and pathetic
He's right about one thing... I don't want Herschel Walker anywhere near my daughter.
Lol, RIGHT!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
On the upside at least you know he’d pay for the abortion and then pretend it never happened.
Thank you for saying what I think we were all thinking!!! Lmao
That girl is an adorable doll. Speaks softly but with conviction. She is bright & well mannered. A precious 5-year old.
Thank you for sharing this video of hers.
Speaking as a father of 4-year-old twin girls, that little girl is wonderful. What good manners and genuine lovingkindness. She reminds me how lucky I am to have two young ladies who are just like her. I bet (and hope) she got a lot of love off-screen for putting up with being put on the spot here.
Meryl is so sweet in her sincerity.
Loved the Cilantro joke. That's what had Guillermo laughing hard.
Guillermo's laugh is pure gold..
They should patent that thing..
Lmao
I never thought "high intelligence" was ever an insult! 🤣
Idiocracy is coming true..
By their applause, Trumpanzees admit they are NOT of high intelligence.
That politician is an Oxford educated lawyer and used to be a Democrat before it became more advantageous for him to be a Republican. He's playing to that crowd of bumkins and using all the dog whistles.
They believe that if your to smart you can't have faith. It's the work of the devil when you don't fall for obvious lies. Only the not intelligent can Jesus I guess.
@@lynnpayne6262 thank you. That explains a lot! Peace!
Most of the early voting in Georgia is in person, not mail-in. I voted the Saturday after Thanksgiving and stood in a steadily moving line for an hour and forty-five minutes to do so.
You'd be jealous of us in France... I've never, ever had to wait in line to vote in my life. There are always more voting clerks in the room than voters, and it's not because nobody goes to vote. I can't understand why this is an issue in America. Do you have to fill out papers for 10 minutes when you vote?
@@Spearca I see, then I guess it depends on the district. Probably also the same in France. Thanks!
@@renobutters The former president just demanded the suspension of our Constitution. You think his kind wants to make voting easy?
I'm glad you did, but those lines are bullshit fascist Republican voter suppression. I'm a Canadian, and I've been voting in elections here for decades. I've never even heard of a single person waiting more than maybe 15 minutes to vote, and most of the time the whole process, wait and all, takes under a minute.
The GOP will try to blame 45 for their fascism, but they've been undermining American democracy for decades. 45 is the symptom, but the fascist GOP is the disease.
@@renobutters truthfully it's called gerrymandering. Certain groups will screw over voters, rather than have a true election. It's how we end up with so many idiots in power here.
“Kind of good” was hilarious. I remember my parents pulling that crap on me back in the 50’s that Santa Claus watching everything I did to see if I was good or bad. They had me convinced that he was looking in the windows.
So I went around the whole house and closed all the blinds on the windows. I remember one time we’re all sitting in the living room and my Dad asked my Mom, “why is it so dark in here?” My Mom pointed at me and began to laugh.
Those voice-overs really sound like Donnie and Ye. Amazing actors
you know I'm saying? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Guillermo’s laugh is infectious
So is the racism
@@orwellspigs8540 Yeah how is that OK
Agreed! Cilantro?! WTF?! What if he was black, what would he say then?
@@quetzcoatl80 true. Chicken?
Oh, and PS thanks for FINALLY doing subtitles for Herschel's gibberish.
I love how he read the website and then pointed out that they left his name off of that, " I'm sueing them too"
Herschel Walker is like every government figure in the movie "Idiocracy". From saying "America is the greatest country in The United States" right on up to having the IRS leave their offices to protect the school children. Wow...just Wow.
But at least President Camacho had the foresight to water the crops with Brawndo.
Exactly! I forgot about that! Perfect!
He can't even put a complete sentence together!! Can't understand what he says half the time.
The real life President Camacho 😂
Every time he speaks, he literally brings the IQ of everyone around straight down!!!
“I swear officer! This is just my woke high IQ bag of kale” 🥺
Green is good ✅😂
Aww, wee Merrill is an absolute delight and I bet her parents are as proud as punch with her appearance here !. 'I forgot my manners' shows that not only is she being brought up very well but what she is being taught is sinking in !. Merrill's parents - I salute you both !
She didn't forget her manners. Because her face said "What the heck is this crap" but her mouth said "Thank you elves." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SO CUTE!
A life of entitlement and power has left Trump placing little importance in self-evident rights. Those who submit to his undermining are truly pathetic.
@@POPCORN_BRAWL pay attention he wanted to do away with it.
@@johnscott2849 just because crazy horse the stripper didn't respond in a way you don't like, making changes to the Constitution is not a bad idea! Relax man!
@@suziemacdonald7220 Trump didn’t ask to change the constitution, or even suggest it.
Trump wants to do away with it.
So crazy horses point was fallacious. The topic isn’t changing the constitution, it’s Trump wanting to do away with it entirely.
@@suziemacdonald7220 Pay attention I never said no to any changes. You and him need to pay attention dump wanted to do away with it that's the subject. And he has said nothing about what dump wanted and neither have you so that leads me to suspect you and him voted for him.
@@POPCORN_BRAWL there are changes made to the constitution already.. They are called amendments. The constitution started with 10 amendments called the bill of rights. There are now 27 amendments.
The part where you had Trump and Kanye narrate the new Constitution was genius…Thank you for not being afraid to tackle these most ghastly news items!
LOL true
The Avatar clip was hilarious and BRILLIANT
That little girl was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I hope they do more of these Christmas wishlists
Dt takes Goebbels advice very seriously. Tell A big lie, tell it so often it becomes the truth.
Accuse your enemies of that which you are guilty.
Conservatives of every country on this planet.
That only works on the morons of the world, oh wait.
This is exactly what my neighbor does!
@@ywoulduchoosetousethis There are legitimate conservatives. I disagree with them but Trump and Co. are fascists through and through.
Unfortunately for world stability, he's had a lot of success with millions of americans. It's scary times
What an absolutely precious little girl. I hope one day she gets everything in life that she could possibly hope for. God bless her.
Even the pony! 😂
i hope someday she gets her pony
And in the meantime she gets an opportunity to get good at Excel 2010.
She's adorable ;)
@@davediamond7228 And a bedroom full of pony poop!
im 18 and still waiting for my pony.
That little girl Meryl was priceless ❤❤❤
Meryl's backstory just got more and more heartbreaking with every answer.
She was so sincere and earnest in ratting her sister out, especially asking for the biting to be reported to Santa! I really believe Stevie’s been biting her when mom and dad aren’t looking! 😂😂
Touched my heart when she spoke of her cat Clover. My cat Clover, who I had almost 19 years, passed this year
That Christmas elf skit is priceless and a great idea!
That’s the cutest kid 😊
The kid was star ⭐️
"but she does have asthma" 😂
I wish they actually got her a gift she would like. lol
@@neutron8764 Lol D... Oprah.
Donald Trump.... projection, projection, projection!!!
"LOCK HIM UP ALREADY!!!"🇺🇲
Big thumbs up 👍
@@californiacat9762 FOR WHAT? Everything you idiots say trump did, with no evidence, the left there is evidence, and witness's.. but but...,,,no........lol ..yea.
Based on what? Ten percent for the big guy...oh wait, wrong narrative.
For what crime whiskey James if that's your real name what crime
@@ThisWholeWorld100 Shouldn't you be giving a blowie to the former guy?
Thanks to anyone who supported and/or voted for Warnock in the Ga. runoff!
Big thank you!! 💙💙💙
That Hershel Avatar trailer was hilarious! 😆
That little girl was so precious.. so bright and articulate and well mannered!! Good job to her parents and family for doing such a great job raising her! Merry Christmas!
She better share that unflavored gelatin!
those where not good presents for a little girl... KINDA CHEAP TO...
humans human stand can't usually I And .thing little Sweetest
Of course she was well mannered - she knows she’s skating on thin ice with Santa over the last time she forgot her manners 😂
@@Darkness-ie2yl yes
Meryl was so sweet and took those valuable (dare I say priceless) gifts like a champ!
Even on a bad day, Guillermo makes me smile. 🥰☺️🥰
Okay, hold up. WHY was that little girl THE most adorable person ever?!!!!! 🤣😂🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 I loved all her answers. She was just adorable!
Jimmy and Guillermo dressed up as Santa's helpers conversing with the kids is just precious 💕🥰
She was so funny and cute. "Oprah". I died.
GROOMERS GROOMIN CHRISTMAS
@tradde11 gee I thought those were essential workers 🤔🤔
@tradde11 the irony of you calling me an idiot is.. Astounding
'We're Greatest Country in U.S.', Hershel Walker.
With no knowledge of pronouns, we shouldn't be surprised when he also forgets to use articles, as well.
@@cc1k435 The missing article is only a part of the humor.
Herschel Walker is the smartest person called Herschel Walker who is currently running for the US senate for Georgia.
Thats as funny as when trump congratulated the "Great State of Kansas" when the chiefs won the superbowl 🤣🤣🤣
Can this show get any funnier??? No way😂😂😂😂
giggling guillermo was exactly what i needed today :D
"Who taught Melania how to speak English anyway" LOL
Well, who was it?
Boris something-or-other!
She went into this marriage with her eyes wide open, but this is why I do feel sorry for Melania - "Trump’s treatment of those with accents is painful. People with accents are often treated as though they are less intelligent than those with accentless English." (HuffPost) I am sure he didn't show this side until after the wedding
The answer is obviously NOBODY.
Jack Smith lurking in the shadows is driving Donald to complete madness.
And I am here for it.
So hard to believe he still hasn't hit bottom, but he keeps digging that hole. Wind up in China soon. 🤔
@@cc1k435😂😂😂😂😂
When was he ever completely sane?
Donald has been mentally unstable for a very long time. What some would call "mad". What we're seeing now is what happens when a mad person is cornered and becomes frantic and panicked. The worst is probably yet to come.
Whenever Dump's pointing fingers at other people over alleged mischief he's PROJECTING! It happens EVERY TIME!!
It’s true. Every Republican accusation is a confession.
That has been his way for decades! He keeps using same methods because he gets away w it.
@Trent Timoy - Nailed it!! - Lard-A$$ is Always Projecting!!
🤔1 finger pointing at them & 3 pointing at himself
Biden is one of the best presidents of our lifetime. Kamala not bad either. He has strong moral fibre and cares for the children.
Love you Jimmy. I lost my only child, a son in 2018. He always made me laugh. Thank you for making me laugh.
The little girl with the elves was so serious, but she was honest, sweet and adorable.
A loan from North Korea! lol. Jimmy, you're a treasure and we treasure you! Thank you for being you!
Would he be paying back the loan with the top secret documents he stole?
@@bonnielassise9371 He is worth 50Billion dollars mate
Jokes on Kim.
@@bonnielassise9371
Well Saudi Arabias' 2B wasn't for Jared's expertise in money management.
@@fredylucas2484 Let's wait and see how much he's worth once his taxes are released.
It was so cute how at the very end she said “merry Christmas, Elves”
I do think he should give the kids better presents. I just love them.
Whoever Jimmy hired to do those voices should get A Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Emmy or whatever else is available.
You nailed when talking about Kanye and Loser 45 in a contest for who is crazier. Double dutch meltdowns.
How can anyone really vote for Hershel. Lord our country is a mess 😅
Answer: Republicans put in place policies and laws in Republican states (and as much as possible in the house and senate) that lowers American's education. This is literally the answer to your question. Republicans want a fascist state. American's are REALLY stupid (by design) and vote for these people, lol.
Or, at least, people who think Herschel looks like the best man to elect for the Senate are a mess.
The lord is in charge of this toy.its all on it.
@@xelamercedes that's why Trump absolutely loves the poorly educated like he's said many times before.
It's called "owning the libs". That's what matters more than country to a lot of people.
Guillermo should have come back with "how about you Jimmy, do you have a real, fake or broccoli christmas tree?"
The jokes were on FIRE! And that little girl at the end was THE CUTEST!!!
Donald Trump and his MAGATS are a real treat for most Comedians, and "US" Americans. They're fodder for our sanity.
Very true. Biden as well.
@@keithbaker2092 Nope.
@@keithbaker2092 👈 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Joined 4 hours ago😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Mark_Brooks Biden and the rest of the demoKKKrats are tripe.
what sanity? you spent 7 years attacking trump with guilty plea and for 7 years no evidence that holds in court. this is the left doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result, this is insanity. so you are lacking sanity for past 7 years at least!
not only is trump getting charges dropped but he is winning defamation lawsuits and netting millions from the left that attack him....
Can you believe that Senator Kennedy actually graduated from Yale's Law School? He sounds just like Foghorn Leghorn from the Warner Brothers cartoon! 😂🤣
😂
Not yale. Still dudes loaded with degress with top of the class grades. Rhodes scholar at oxford. makes no sense.
I’ve been calling him foghorn leghorn for years. Great minds think alike. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just because someone goes to a good school does not indicate intelligence.
OMG that little baby girl with The Elfs was too adorable❣️❣️❣️
My nephew is 16, he works in the electronics department at Walmart, and he doesn’t know what VHS is. Now I feel old. 😶
The founders also wouldn't condone the second amendment once they realized what guns have become since muskets & that we have the most powerful military in the world. Yet, here we are.
They knew, which is why they put in the 2nd Amendment the words, "WELL-REGULATED" which literally means guns can be regulated. But the ignorant will overlook that key word lol
They also didn't mean that random people could form a militia. The "militia" refers to the National Guard of every state.
So many of those who love 45 do not get that if we have no constitution, we have no second amendment. They think he will let them keep the gus they have and buy more.
@@jcIIXVIIIVII EXACTLY ! they want to cherry pick what they want out of the Constitution .
We can't lose you Jimmy Kimmel. Please don't ever retire.
Agreed! 🎉😂❤
no one would notice. Conan and Fallon are the real talents of late night
Kimmel is a hack. Retire already
The radio boombox bait and switch prize left her puzzled. LOL !!!
Jimmy Kimmel is insane. For this I'm eternally thankful. Keep the humour and insights coming (we need this in dark times).
Guess its safe to say that his intentions is really about grasping absolute power at this point.
He congratulated Xi when he secured it.
So the Star Wars Prequels weren't entertainment to him, but a playbook?
Somebody record this interview on vhs and give it to Merril so someday an archivist can show how awesome she is
Presidents don’t “terminate the constitution”, dictators do.
Jimmy is at a new level with this, just having the time of his life.
It breaks my heart when you give the kids terrible presents. 😢😭
I'm sure they received great presents off camera.
Guillermo's laugh is contagious.
He's simply adorable!
Totally!!! (~);}
Big G likes chicken and tequila. Sounds good to me. Be well Big G.
Every Chamber of Commerce in multiple U.S. communities would love to have a bowl game.
Please give the writers what they deserve and bring our late night shows back! If there’s ever a time our country needs the relief of satire, it’s NOW! Miss you, Jimmy! 😢
Oh my god I came in hot preparing to burst into flames from the news and I’m leaving fully melted into a puddle from this unbelievably prevailing kid.
Ye is a gift to comedians that keeps on giving.
Same goes with lunatic Trump😂
If only he were actually funny rather than sad.
Actually the Entire Looney as HELL GQP is a Comedian's "gift"..one that keeps giving every time they open their traps...
Ye doesn't need any comedian. He's doing just fine unfiltered. 🤡
Guillermo just makes Jimmy so much better. I'm so glad I moved from Louisiana in 1995.
I love Guillermo!!! He's really funny.
The little girl sitting in the chair before the Christmas part was just too cute. Kids are so open and honest I love it I think this is truly the best part.
I will be glad that someday and I hope it is soon where we don't have to hear from any of these crazy talking GOP people that's my Christmas wish Santa please Grant it ASAP
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel, I have being saying this for years. When Trump accuses someone of anything you can bet the bank on it, he has absolutely been carrying out these actions himself. Always trying to deflect of his own actions, what is crazy is people actually fall for it.
The naughty or nice bit was awesome really made my day!
Merrell was a Christmas angel, I hope she gets her pony glitter for the holidays 🎁
I have the urge to put up a miniature Oprah set instead of a manger this year lmao.
It is an honor and a privilege to play in the Jimmy Kimmel bowl. ❤
I love Guillermo when he laughs like that. It's genuinely funny to him and to us. What he meant by that answer will never know but it was hilarious
omg those constitutions were great! good job on the writing and the voice acting!!
Bless you Jimmy
She is so ADORABLE, what a beautiful, honest, little lady.
Protect Jimmy Kimmel at all costs
Stop that Bullshit he's alright 👍
Don't forget Guillermo!!
More people liked Betty White than Jimmy Kimmel and look what happened to her. And she constantly had “protect Betty White at all costs” repeated. Jimmy cannot be protected.
Save Guillermo! Leave Kimmel behind!
@@bryanrhodes369 Troll
Guillermo's laugh is so contagious 😂😭💔
Now I want a Merrill for Christmas
Thank you magats, you give me something to laugh at almost nightly.
Love you both Jimmy and Guillermo!
I really hope you guys give some presents these kids really want 😂😂😂