MAGA Nuts Salivate Over Classified Biden Docs, Trump Indictment Looming & Prince Harry Reveals All
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ม.ค. 2023
- It was another dark and stormy day here in Southern California, the Georgia Bulldogs clobbered TCU to win the College Football Championship for a second year in a row, Joe Biden left a handful of classified documents from when he was Vice President in his private office at the University of Pennsylvania, the MAGA crowd and Daddy Donald are very excited about this revelation even though both cases are very different, the Grand Jury that has been looking into whether Team Trump interfered with the 2020 election has concluded their investigation and an indictment could soon be on the way, Newsmax is working overtime to get Americans mad about short people, Prince Harry’s revealing royal memoir finally came out, and we take to the street to see if men walking by have a nickname for their penis.
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Tim The Kiwi maybe on to something…
DJTJ was not wearing a retainer, it’s a thick layer of ❄️ residue.
😂underrated comment
Something I’ve noticed since all this Harry ish has come up - he looks nothing like Diana or Charles.
🧐
He has Charles' ears. And if Diana wasn't actually his mother... I'm really not sure what kind of long game someone would be playing there, or what the end goal would be.
@@davidlundquist1979 I’m sure he IS their biological son. It was just something I noticed. I don’t look like my parents & siblings either.
I SO wanna see DT in an orange jumpsuit. Can't wait for the day.
5'6" is not even short for a woman in the US.
i know, 5'6 is practically tall. i'm 5'7 and it's almost rare to find girls my height or taller. most are rockin 5'4 or less.
Exactly! The average height of a woman in the US is 5'4". In the world it's 5'3". She's tall by those standards.
I just commented this same thing before I realized that you had already said it.
Same thought I had, 5'4 is the American average she's 2 inches taller than that. I'd have to look back at the graphic but I'd guess at least some other people on the list were average height or taller for the time period they lived in and demographics they fit.
5'6" used to be the average height anyways, so according to newsmax anyone born before 1900 is a mini-Stalin, , , which is actually kind of true. Genocidal attitudes were just a normal way of life for the ancestors. I would be too if I had to wipe my butt with used corn cob 🌽 🌽 🌽
Those tiny little hands holding the trapper keeper were hilarious!
To all the short folks out there, you grew til you were perfect then stopped.
Oh so all the sudden they want the FBI to move in 🤣🤣
How is he NOT in jail already?!? For real. That phone call alone is enough. If it were anybody else, they'd already be in jail. Indict him.
Who are you takling about ❓❓❓
🍋😇😂
@@franksmith7247 dont be stupid, mussolini was 100x worse
I totally agree. Any other president would of been impeached already but this orange clown has gotten away with so much. It’s amazingly frustrating.
the sooner the orange cheeto is in jail the better
OMG the tiny hands packing up the Presidential Trapper Keeper 😂
i rolled off the sofa laughing...
There is a huge difference between a private office and a resort basement accessible to the public.
Trumps private area. Not public. There's 2 different places at Mar A Lago. It's not all public. Trumps private residence is very secure.
I call mine 'Kimmel' because it's short and makes people laugh.
Bahaha😂
It was in a secure office. Not in the basement of a golf resort.
They were not Top Secret Compartmentalized and sold to the Saudis.
Still not right that they were not returned.
I wish the Democrats just hid or burned those when they discovered them.
Their fixation on going high when the GOP goes low is undoing all the gains against the fascists. =
Exactly!!!
It's okay for Biden but not Trump Trump's a Russian spy and I hear he's working for the Saudis people forget about that that's important we remember that's why Trump stole the documents
Lock Biden up!
There's a difference between an oversight and a deliberate theft.
Ssh! Don't bring facts or context into this! They don't like that!
Is there now?
@@tjisme2155 Yes, there is. Trump was aware of those documents.
@@cnwil4594 Using Big Tech to Censor & Supress Factual Content = FACIST
Using the DOJ/FBI to Intimidate Parents @ Public Board meetings = FACIST
Using the DOJ/FBI to harrass & intimidate Political Opponents etc = FACIST
There’s another difference, President can declassify, VP can’t. Shh don’t tell anyone that….
The Document difference is: Cooperation to resolve a small unintentional situation VS Obstruction to prolong a large intentional situation.
Lock Biden up!
Which, to the MAM "mind," is the _same thing,_ as long as the massive fraud vs unintentional mistake is from The Clueless Orange. 🍊💩
Really ? Guess what.. they just found another batch in a different location.. small unintentional situation you say ? Good luck with that
Rut Row they just found more documents at another location.
The apology tour continues
Stealing docs for 6 years isn't anything? Huh must be nice to be a left wing boot lick.
I think They only send the FBI if you refuse to give them back. Lmao
Biden can't refuse to return documents because he doesn't know how many documents he's left scattered across the country.
Thanks Jimmy! - Everyone
People talk about stopping childhood bullying. A good start would be for adults to stop making fun of other adults and calling people names.
Even better would be to stop reporting on them. Assign them numbers like is done with with presidents.
There's a huge difference between a mistake and intentionally stealing documents!!!!!!
EXACTLY.
Yes, big difference !
Only difference you like Biden and want him to get a pass and not Trump because you dislike him. Yeah it’s only a “mistake” when Biden does it. What a joke.
Why, because Biden claims it was a mistake? You snowflakes are amusing...
None of us know anything for sure other than they both had documents and they were classified. Have we seen any proof other than the media telling us what they want us to hear. Neither of them had them as a “Mistake” you don’t have 2 locations of classified documents as a “mistake”. He’s got dementia now so all he has to say is I don’t know and everyone will sweep it under the rug. I think they both should be treated equally for the same crime they both committed of having classified documents after leaving office.
I lost it at Hannity's "So far, no hysteria!" while Fox is hysterically shouting about it the whole day.
Don Jr, high as usual, his eyes were slits
but that particular substance dilates the pupils, not shrinks them - right?
A friend told me....
Yeah because he’s been proven to be a crackhead right? I think you’re mistaken him for Hunter you clown.
Making fun of Donald's children I wonder why we don't make fun of Biden's children you know Hunter nothing to make fun of there I guess
It's the only way the low-life can get high...a little toke for such a joke.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 depends on how much and how long you’ve been indulging. If you’re on a bender, your eyes will reflect that no matter how stimulating your powdered donuts (😉) are.
President Biden isn't loudly proclaiming, "Mine! Mine! My secret documents!"
Because he actually broke the laws.
Surprised so many MAGAotts watch Jimmy
And Trump spoke about General Washington and the Continental Army defending airports..
@@theultimaterental Surprised 81 Million (😉) voted for a turnip.
Actually I needed something to put me to sleep.😅😂🤣
I am estranged from my father and despite him never ceasing in his mission to disparage me for years, there are things I will not share about him with anyone, not even his wife. What purpose does it serve to reveal to the public that your father still keeps a teddy bear from childhood? It’s actually not uncommon for people to do so - I wish I had something save from my childhood like that. Prince Harry grows more pathetic and tacky by the day.
The archives department needs to start numbering & assigning documents to people.
Yes make it a new job opening for the interns.. Democrat or Republicans cross check them whenever they gets the job..
Lock Biden up!
It is absolutely remarkable the lack of accountability for taking possession of classified documents. If I check a book out of the library there's a record of it going out and whether it came back. Seems like a pretty simple system that's sadly lacking in how these classified documents are controlled.
@@bidenisgarbage9428 lol
They do. Problem is Original documents are rarely used temporary copies or flimsies ste issued the destroyed. If it's not actually critical data it may not be stringen. Also some individuals, like Biden have an astronomically high clearance rating. Much higher than the President! They are allowed more discretion, and wider access to materials. Not all Presidents get the same or even a "High" security rating...Clinton was severely limited in his access by the deep state. Trump also had a limited security clearance based on his affiliations and behaviours. Because Obama was thoroughly beholden to Deep State and GOP/Bush family he revieved a very high security rating.
The Bushes of course all had the highest access to data!
Oh, Donnie boy, the feds, the feds, are calling.
They got a pinstripe suit
Oh Hunter Biden, the child support is piling up. 🤣
From tee to tee, and down the fairway side...
they been calling for years and nothing has happened lol
Jack Smith is lurking in the shadows.
Like the Grim Reaper
I'm surprised Don Jr. can spell FBI
It's a Freudian slip. He means FIB cause his family's very familiar with that concept.
news flash, he can't
He is caught in a Colombian snow front.
I would imagine he has a better education than you
@@OOPS2468 that's crazy you can't spell FBI you would think someone like that was in college and he learned something he was in those books and not in those other books with potheads😎😂🤣
The Royal Family is the English version of the Kardashians.
Another unintentional joke by Pat McAfee was saying "thanks for letting me penetrate you all season" 🤣
So... the guys who were screaming that classified documents are no big deal for their guy to take home are screaming for the head of the other guy for doing the same thing?
Sounds legit.
What tRump did was much worse, and tRump was uncooperative and lied about it. Not really the same.
It goes both way. You don’t see anti Trump people asking for Biden to quit. Criminals on both side. Why is America so bad at finding legit good leaders?
The hypocrisy is a feature not a bug
The MAGAs claim that Dear Leader could wave his magic wand and declassify documents. Joe has no such magical powers according to them.
well after the double standard is exposed, why not?
As a 5ft 2 person 5'6" seems like a giant
The US is a strange country. Subpoenas from the Congress can just be ignored if you don't feel like turning up. Once a year the government shuts down while people shout "YOUR FAULT!" at each other. And they have worse security than my High School library.
only those in power/wealth are allowed to ignore a subpoena, the rest of us would be hunted and put in jail for doing the same...the US has a theater of a justice system...its just a show
@@hardyharr9377 not really, the traitors just confuse it with their "just us" system....
"And they have worse security than my High School library" not if someone use his VP power to bring those documents out and ask his mates there to keep it quiet. They successfully influenced twitter, surely asking a bit of help to keep this small number of documents privately is not too much, am I right?
So true!!
@JB the problem is actually the money scam, get rid of that and all of humanity's issues will solve themselves.....
Betcha they don't defund the FBI now 🤣🤣
Florida man and his dummies….redirecting as hopefully justice comes calling. Sweet Jesus throw Florida man in jail.
I sentence you to 2 weeks of how to write a coherent sentence.
There is no one more pathetic & scary as those that come up with insane, out of this world, conspiracy theories.
Trump for jail
@@LahainaStrong444 Paired with H.Clinton and J. Biden, if you want to go that route!
@@1432babsolutely
Who is in charge of the classified documents,does anybody keep track of these secret documents and know where they are all of the time?
Lol yes
It's primarily the responsibility of the president's legal counsel.
But in this case, it was a lack of oversight, as compared to Trump and his legal counsel refusing to return documents requested by the National Archives.
Depends on the level of classification and the source of the documents. If it's "Classified" material from a federal agency (FBI, DoA, USPS, etc.) it's basically office documents and is pretty much that agency's responsibility. If it's Compartmented material (that's the "C" in the "TS/SCI" material they had to get the FBI to retrieve from Mar a Lago) that's literally under lock-and-key in a room with armed guards checking your badge before they let you enter and can only be removed from the compartment it's held in by order of up to the Secretary of that department and/ or the President.
Like another comment I'm totally stealing this from says: This isn't just apples and oranges, this is strawberries and thermonuclear warheads.
@@stan4now that's because thrump let the Russians check them out and are in Russia today and now they're at war with Ukraine trump is not in office and they're lost forever.
well, now all but 45 had them sent to the National Archives.
I think Harry's book is a perfect example of “It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt” (Mark Twain).
Havamal, The words of Odin the High One verse 27
For the unwise man 'tis best to be mute
when he come amid the crowd,
for none is aware of his lack of wit
if he wastes not too many words;
Bible, Proverbs Proverbs 17:28. Here is the New International Version followed by the King James Version of this verse:
Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue.
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.
Mark Twain was speaking for his time and place.. where were you for about ten years now? Everyone who have
nothing to say is in the public sphere.. History is very important..
@@OC1621. You just proved the OP's point!
A perfect example.
You obviously don't understand the point of that quote and have atrocious grammar to boot!
Good for you.
You think a person taking the brave action of reporting hideous bigotry amongst the most powerful in society, despite that meaning tremendous personal consequences, is a "fool"?
Whatever you say, fascist.
@@tomstamford6837 Sweetie, you're aware some people don't speak English as a first language, right?
Lazy bigot.
There is no reasonable when dealing with narcissistic psychopaths.
The guilty will always blame the other guy to justify their wrong. In Spanish, la sorra nunca semira la cola.
O , ladrón juzga por su condición!, 🤷🏻♀️
Lock Biden up!
Love you Jimmy happy 2023
"Trump wedding venue slash home" 😅😅😅
I am laughing way harder than I should at “Harry’s audiobook”😂
Im stll not sure whether that was fact or fiction.
@@thatlittlevoice8292 Fiction. That’s not his voice, and he voiced his own book.
@@thatlittlevoice8292 fact
LAs current weather looks a lot like what us Brits call 'summer'
Breaking news: George Santos has admitted that he’s the real Keyser Soze.
That's what Keyser Soze wants you to think
He's also the Zodiac killer!
If only it were a case of "and like that"
*pouf*
"he's gone"
😂😂🎉
No... _I'm_ Spartacus...
The nickname section at end hilarious 😂 😃 😄
I love his comedy.
We all know this is not the same thing. Thank you Jimmy for breaking it down
All of us but the Trumpists!
"It's ok when we do it because orange man bad"
Soggybottoms cracked me up, great story
Jimmy is the logical problem solving comedian.
😂I like that
Much love and respect for Jimmy and Guillermo for bringing us the laughter! 🤗💕💕
Laughter?? Your best bet would be a dentist.😅😂🤣
@Kagan Asmr Your best bet for a better life would be to stop trolling.
Lock Biden up!
@@bidenisgarbage9428 Lock up tRump.
Obviously these "classified documents" aren't that big of a deal if nobody notices they're missing. Who exactly is in charge of protecting these documents anyway?
Governement Officials are supposed to be trained on how to handle classified docs according to their classification and ask for permission to be carried elsewhere accordingly.
It's no big deal if Biden has classified documents in his closet come on
@@user-gb4dc1ss5d 🤡
@JB
@JB 🙄
Short people are the thing now? Me and Guillermo is going out tonight.
As a Brit, we are far more concerned about the standard of living dropping, a corrupt government who don’t want to pay fair wages or let us take union action, or the destruction of our National Health Service. The tabloid press bang on about the royal family as a distraction from our real issues. We are a pathetic nation right now. Absolutely pathetic.
As an environmentalist, the "dating shorter people to save the planet" is a new one to me. 🤣
That's because the just made it up... doh!
Biden willingly gave the documents to the feds trump had to be raided because he didn't want to give them up
@@tonygrowley5275 Obviously.
It is only an advantage if they have less gas.
@@tonygrowley5275 And she made a joke...doh!
I actually think that it might be quite easy. Anytime a politician, requests, secret documents, they should be signed for, including the name of the person taking them. At a later date, the records department should request them back from the people that checked them out.
And who they were retrieving them for!!
Sounds good. Am betting the one scenario where that solution might not work as easily as expected would be stuff that is urgent or provided at the last minute and doesn't get "checked in" to begin with.
That's how it works for defense contractors.
That's how Hillary described the process when she was secretary of state.
I'm amazed that any documents leave the archives without being signed out. They do it for library books for f#@*s sake.
Thank you Jimmy for reminding us our politicians collect six-figure salaries while they play us like checkers.
Trapper Keepers! Wow! That brings back memories. I want my Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper back.
2:41 why is Greene still being interviewed? She’s a Karen queen!
I wish the media would stop making these people like Greene and Gaetz and Trump important. Stop printing every time they open their mouths and they would be irrelevant.
She's more important than ever, now.
@@thatswhatisaid8908 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
As a former librarian, I want to know why the National Archives weren't actively seeking those those documents a few weeks after they were lent to Biden.
Probably completely out of date and not relevant.
Good question. It may be due to the level of classification and that they had no list as a result.
FPOTUS45 had documents marked as highly classified posing a risk to national security, which is why the National Archives requested their return.
Why didn't they negotiate with Biden for two years while he used the documents to extort documents about his opponents?
Or were they documents stolen by Trump and planted there so that Trump could say see he did it I'm just asking questions you know like the right wing do all the time. It's just something I heard somebody told me. You know what if.
Exactly.
And they definitely should have had them all checked back in when he was about to leave office.
I hope you do better than Stephen Corbert, and call this grifting former Royal out. He is everything the late Queen did not stand for.
The queen? Really? She liked Harry. He made her smile.
Watching the republicans hysterical over no one caring about Biden makes me gleeful.
Whoever you are and wherever you're from doesn't matter what you look like or even the way you smell! I personally hope you have a wonderful night! Much love to you all!
Smoke weed everyday to you too!
@@theRealJohnnyAppleweed That's poetry! Thank you I will!
Have a lovely rest of your week!
✌️💓
yes, but I still don't get why 42 is the answer...
No more refreshing because Jimmy Kimmel Live is on!
If I knew the book was about Harry’s dislike of Charles’s teddy bear…I would buy it!
OMG!!! I just went back to the 80s with the 3rd grade TRAPPER KEEPER!! 😂😂😂
9:02 - No, but WHO WROTE THAT?? That plot was better that 2/3rds of what's on Netflix.
Mar-a-gogo is a full-time Boarding House and Cemetery.
Part-time wedding venue and goof club.
Joe Biden pooped himself when he met the Pope.
My friend said they named theirs "the truth" "you can't handle the truth" "you want the whole truth and nothing but the truth" 😂
Who names parts of their body? That’s ridiculous.
He declassified them with his mind.
The original business model of TH-cam stank, but at least the ads were reasonable.
New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
And censoring complaints, too.
Dems will agree if you break the law. You have to pay the price. Doesn’t matter what your political affiliation is.
Is this sincere? 🤡
Criminal intent must be examined according to the law.
@@stratostatic like that nothing burger russiagate?
I heard the geniuses you voted for are going to reopen the Benghazi investigation..
Sarcasm I love it
I was thinking the same thing about the teeth and then you said it hell yeah Jimmy
Fox just finds the most obscure and strange articles and then just slaps “The Left wants you to…” in front of them.
Irony is the fact we even know about Biden’s doc flub proves he’s not running a swamp.
Very true, but I would like Biden to come out and Thank his team for doing it, but also Why did it take this long to come out, if this happen when he was VP???
it PROVES nothing.... BUT... relatively.... it isnt as bad as trump getting raided by the FBI
I plan on not listening to another minute of the crap about these documents. It's clear what happened and the repukkkes are going to use this to harass the guy for the next 2 years.
closing out an old office and some documents are found. Immediately they are turned over to the correct agency. Not a problem, not a big deal.
Biden willingly gave the documents to the feds trump had to be raided because he didn't want to give them up
Being from Indiana I look at what's going on in California and just think. "This is what we call Tuesday"
Jesus, 65 to 7 against a Texan school and I’m surprised no one was murdered
The street interviewer sounds exactly like Ed Helms
The climate thing about shorter people must have been thrilling to Matt gaetz because of how much he likes little people
Love you Jimmy Kimmel💙
Laughter Is the best medicine😘
Welcome to Seattle, LA! Enjoy the rain.
Accountability vs Unaccountability.
my wife has literally been complaining about not having clothes for the rain and she has a whole wardrobe HAHAHAH
Sir Jumps Allot and the Knights of the Nut Sack!
Love seeing Pat McAfee on the show!!!!! Bring him on as a guest!!! With all the boys!!!
My question is, who is in charge of making sure the documents are returned? The archivists didn't even know they were missing! What kind of system are they using to keep track of these things? This is getting ridiculous. Those in charge of keeping track of our documents should be held accountable as well!
How about old fashioned library cards. You write your name on the card. You are given a due day.
Golf club /wedding venue /burial gound. Because yes.
The “dating midgets” thing cracked me up!😂
Republicans talking science is like my dog giving a lecture on calculus.
So good to see Junior has inherited the wonderful trait of playing the Air Accordion
Wait a minute! Didn't Donald Trump say that Jimmy Kimmel's ratings are so low that nobody ever watch him again? Never mind just another thing that ain't true.
LMAO it is that’s why Jimmy was crying last month about it.
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
@@bidenisgarbage9428 are you really laughing your but off? Get real.
It's hilarious when Jimmy catches Guillermo spacing out. 🤤
It's that Cali weed haha.
I think he just gets tired of hearing these Trump jokes every single night enough already
@@danmcgriff1421I doubt he even cares either way just loving life is all I see
@@danmcgriff1421 they’re hilarious
Omg this pedestrian question is wild wtf I’m assuming kids wasn’t walking around.
Most of us in 'England' do not actually care about Harry and the crown.
I feel so much better about Biden having files than fruump
Trump is a traitor.
Lock Biden up hypocrite
@@bidenisgarbage9428, lock the twice impeached disgraced FORMER president! Fixed that for you 😉 dear.
At least these were locked up & not sitting in a desk drawer where Russians & Chinese are members of that corrupt golf course.
@@bidenisgarbage9428 sure. Right after your orange mouthpeice goes to jail for the literal dozens of crimes he committed
There is a complete difference. The two situations are like night and day.
Of course it is it has to be Joe good Trump bad all you need to know
@@danmcgriff1421 You're not very bright, are you?
@@Mark_Brooks
He's clearly not. They are not comparable. But it is still an issue. I hope Biden and his staff get the book thrown at them if necessary.
Hey 👋…. Send us that rain…. ☔️ ……
WE desperately need that rain 🌧 😊
Best man on the street ever!
Jimmy Kimmel is amazing. Love his comedy and his jokes ❤️
Wow kimmel hasn’t been funny in years.thanks for the garbage economy and the most decisive America I’ve seen in 40 years Biden 😂
Get off the pot!😅😂🤣
You loved Jimmy's blkface
That unintentional joke of the week got a like from me, keep up the good work guys
Lock Biden up!
@@bidenisgarbage9428 : Your originality is stunning, B.I.G.!
Love Pat McAfee!! Brings so much energy to brodcasting!! WHADDD
I prefer presidents who don't eat documents.
Store the classified document in a Lisa Frank trapper keeper! So everyone will know you're kewl 😎