Criminals Who Stormed the Capitol are Incriminating Themselves All Over Social Media

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  • @yorkbizz
    @yorkbizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Why should we give him a break? He didn't give us a break for almost 5 years. And we didn't break the law.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    Ah yes.. the 'Law and Order' party is screaming that we shouldn't uphold the law when it's one of their guys. Sounds about right.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Trump 4ever 😍😝

    • @THINJIMI
      @THINJIMI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@tuyenle8107 - Forever a loser.

    • @northernpunx1978
      @northernpunx1978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Their so vile I feel like puking whenever they lie which is constant. The world needs these criminals deported to Mars.

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@northernpunx1978 That seems unfair to Mars. Martians are gonna be sitting there like "these earthlings are NOT sending us their best people!".

    • @hockey1freak
      @hockey1freak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@18Hongo Not fair to Jimmy's arch enemy either.

  • @carmenm9068
    @carmenm9068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Love the girl who's been tracking down insurgents via a dating app. Thanking her for her service!

    • @tatiana4446
      @tatiana4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Now THAT'S patriotism!

    • @adeleweiss8130
      @adeleweiss8130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That made me laugh too.

    • @candicemonique5927
      @candicemonique5927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I thought that was hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@candicemonique5927
      We women are so funny and smart, those losers never knew what hit them...
      PRICELESS!!!😅😅😅

    • @muhchung
      @muhchung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Pure genius.

  • @DavZeugme
    @DavZeugme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "When they pil-low, we pill-high" was underappreciated. I'm using that dad-joke until my last day.

  • @stephluvsdave
    @stephluvsdave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    To the person who changed her dating profile to catch the criminals that stormed the capital...not all heroes wear capes. ❤️

    • @Aya_Brea1998
      @Aya_Brea1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually no heroes wear capes unless you're 5 years old or ride the short bus. Most heroes like SEAL team six that put a bullet in Bin Laden's head or D-day WW2 wear submachine guns and grenade launchers.

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now THAT Is 🦅 Patriotism! 🇺🇸📜

    • @thewarriors3048
      @thewarriors3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Aya_Brea1998 I bet you're fun at parties

    • @tundrawomansays5067
      @tundrawomansays5067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, some of them just charge them: Helll-oooooo Insurrection Indiscretion.

    • @fhvxdhbx1775
      @fhvxdhbx1775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Aya_Brea1998 were they heroes or war criminals it’s all subjective some believe both sides where wrong and America can get away with what they want

  • @kerensabirch5214
    @kerensabirch5214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    To be fair, when the country is running along relatively smoothly, not everyone is that interested in politics or who's currently in government. I'm Australian and could not tell you who our Deputy Prime Minister is right now. I actually know way more about American politics than our own, thanks to Trump and his corrupt family and administration.

    • @joesix-pack4022
      @joesix-pack4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ignorance is nothing to boast about, Kerensa. You SHOULD know who's running the country. BTW, the deputy PM is a complete moron named Michael McCormack.

    • @blackjack4681
      @blackjack4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@joesix-pack4022 Sounding a bit arrogant there, mate.

    • @anderjpoo
      @anderjpoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joesix-pack4022Well said

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blackjack4681
      You're siding with 'assistant president/ movie star/ terrorist' over 'we should all know who is running our country' with that comment.
      Arrogance is not the opposite of ignorance.

    • @joesix-pack4022
      @joesix-pack4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blackjack4681 Not at all. She said everything's going just great in Australia, with our right-wing government, when it is NOT! Then she says she pays so little attention she doesn't even know who the Deputy PM is. And his name was all over the papers a week or two ago for some stupid comments he made.

  • @khamilton7537
    @khamilton7537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Jimmy is like a fine wine, he gets better as he gets older.

    • @samanrabati701
      @samanrabati701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who cares 😂😂😂😂

    • @angeljesus9674
      @angeljesus9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@samanrabati701 I do

    • @zobbukit
      @zobbukit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...and thinner.

    • @mintgumornot
      @mintgumornot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...in upside down world...

    • @comehomeaustralia2374
      @comehomeaustralia2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, it's called vinegar. Good for cleaning away things like independent thinking, self determination, friendships, stuff like that.

  • @choosumfat
    @choosumfat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dang, i can't believe how much better Jimmy looks now vs then

  • @susanjohnson8396
    @susanjohnson8396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    That stupidity of people's lack if knowledge about Politics isn't funny anymore.

    • @WaningGibbous
      @WaningGibbous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the sad truth.

    • @franklerch1012
      @franklerch1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      never was...

    • @Levi-rc8kh
      @Levi-rc8kh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seriously. People think that Joe Biden's actions while in office are terrible and that just because he has a speech impediment means he has dementia. The ignorance of people these days. 🙄

    • @faithfulgrl
      @faithfulgrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When lack of one's own thoughts and camaraderie hold hands it becomes dangerous, for everyone.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WaningGibbous How are you??
      Hope you and your family are safe???

  • @parrisprice5892
    @parrisprice5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Happy Anniversary, big thanks for helping us ALL get thru the past 4 years of hell under dump. Stay safe everyone💙🇺🇲

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Props to the Airbnb host. Can't stop laughing at that one.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Someone should post the direct link.

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People need to check Facebook before renting out. If they’re on Facebook, don’t rent to them. 😄. Unless you like people who repost white supremacist blogs from their mom’s basement or who are trying to convince the world they AREN’T getting a divorce.

  • @seer1623
    @seer1623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Man has Jimmy ever slimmed down. Good for him.

  • @nidhinarendra3728
    @nidhinarendra3728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Jimmy is aging like fine wine. Just like Steve Carrell

    • @a.j.9115
      @a.j.9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better than IMO 😂

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! He looks so much better than he did in 2004! Aging like fine wine indeed 😘💕!

    • @fishrgirl5980
      @fishrgirl5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree!👍i like facial hair on men, as long as it's clean! & not scraggly.😂or spotty.

  • @cybrfriends5089
    @cybrfriends5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    GOP: “We believe in no consequences for Trump crimes because we are too coward to stand for accountability and justice”

    • @haterade8328
      @haterade8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree. I think they should hold all the Dems that defended and provoked BLM and ANTIFA when they was destroying cities and killing cops as well.

    • @alwayslernin4400
      @alwayslernin4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@haterade8328 except there were no Dems defending cop killers.

    • @sarahsnowe
      @sarahsnowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not a spine among them.

    • @johndoe-ek1qs
      @johndoe-ek1qs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@haterade8328 Can you give any examples of antifa or blm having actually killed any actual cops? Or is that just made up bullshit?

    • @janischristiansen6689
      @janischristiansen6689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We'll do anything to stay in power, cheat, lie, steal...defend our idiot...

  • @dersimmassukach1998
    @dersimmassukach1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Happy anniversary to all the staff members we never see thank you for making this Show possible:)

  • @julieannmaloney7187
    @julieannmaloney7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    When ever im having a bad day I just remind myself that at least I have never live streamed myself committing a crime.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe??

    • @lisazabriskie4773
      @lisazabriskie4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good one. 🥴

    • @lisazabriskie4773
      @lisazabriskie4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tylerjakes6674 you threatening people everywhere is not very smart Tyler. Reverse I.P address. Heard of it? 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lisazabriskie4773 I'm not threatening anyone okay

    • @ntandosekay
      @ntandosekay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep!
      The Trump supporters have turned us into geniuses . We can never reach even half of their level of stupidity no matter how hard we tried.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Jimmy's lost a lot of weight.

    • @MsLila44
      @MsLila44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Re-match 🏀 vs Ted Cruz!

    • @victoriawilliams2786
      @victoriawilliams2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Probably trying to keep up with his little kids! They're really cute!

    • @Bunz.bunnie
      @Bunz.bunnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I think he’s aged very well. Someone(s) looking out for him (himself included).

    • @stargasior
      @stargasior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He looks much better now. 👍

    • @laurab3876
      @laurab3876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      He is better looking now. more handsome

  • @christopherkraft1327
    @christopherkraft1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Happy anniversary Jimmy & crew!! 🎉🎈

  • @Benz5469
    @Benz5469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    It still baffles me how much better Jimmy looks now compared to when the show first started. Age definitely did him well.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It took over two decades to remove the faint scent of Adam Carolla.

    • @mandywathen7847
      @mandywathen7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the exact same thing... He definitely looks better now.

  • @davidstill754
    @davidstill754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Congratulations on 18 years!!
    You've been honest and steadfast and the type of comic release the country needs and enjoys.
    Johnny Carson and Jay Leno set a pretty high bar for late night comedy acts to follow and I think you belong in that club as well.
    Thanks for doing what you do

  • @bonnielass82
    @bonnielass82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Jimmy is getting more handsome as time goes by!!

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He's aging VERRRRRY well!

    • @TheHergeea
      @TheHergeea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agree-it is amazing.

    • @tatiana4446
      @tatiana4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I actually didn't recognize him in the clips until Guillermo said something about his hair. Looks way better now!

    • @Warmfireandtea
      @Warmfireandtea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is sexy now.

    • @davidsucesso2419
      @davidsucesso2419 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's older only

  • @mamababycats
    @mamababycats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    The woman using dating app to find these criminals is a genius and should be considered a great activist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skeletorlongbottom
      @skeletorlongbottom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, it won't be long before she'll be sewing little stars on the clothes of Trump supporters and telling them "work makes you free".

    • @krisfrederick5001
      @krisfrederick5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That is brilliant and hilarious.

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@skeletorlongbottom Your love of the halflings longbottom leaf has clearly slowed your mind

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, I thought this was great too! lol

    • @everwhat013
      @everwhat013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      fbi gonna recruit her

  • @WNYDIRT
    @WNYDIRT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Your jokes have gotten better and you've gotten skinnier… What more could you ask for

    • @peggyreely8339
      @peggyreely8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He gave me his weight....seriously what I was thinking when I saw his 2008 clip...lol.
      I love the guy. He's the best on latenight.

    • @eduardog8782
      @eduardog8782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My dude aged like a fine wine lol

  • @sharonbarton1888
    @sharonbarton1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Congradulations! On this great show's anniversary!!

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    “Just wanted to incriminate myself a little.” Mission accomplished!

    • @Andrew-ih2gz
      @Andrew-ih2gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Read that in George Bush's voice.

    • @9thwardslim2105
      @9thwardslim2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The election is four years from now😂

    • @wvrjl
      @wvrjl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it's not the first self incrimination. A lot of thieves, and other criminals have done this.

    • @Alwaysroses1
      @Alwaysroses1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously, what a group of STUPID, dangerous, people, just like their supreme leader.

  • @olefella7561
    @olefella7561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    "When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov

  • @evad520
    @evad520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "They didn't have a trial in the House". Someone might want to explain to her what impeachment is.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You missed a "y" in your original post. I understood what you meant, but there will be someone who doesn't.

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Think she meant committee hearings. But those aren't a requirement. Bet she didn't complain when the GOP blocked the previous impeachment from having any witness testimony though...

    • @lovemoviesful2
      @lovemoviesful2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She one of those Trump cult, so don't expect her to know much about anything outside of Trump.

  • @shakejones
    @shakejones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congratulations Jimmy and the crew!!! you guys rock! thank you for 18 years of good fun and laughs! much love from the Isle of Manhattan!

  • @ArtfullyGifted
    @ArtfullyGifted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I didn't realize Jimmy had lost weight. He looks healthier now.

    • @comehomeaustralia2374
      @comehomeaustralia2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've given me a lot to think about... Like how many times did you vote for Hidin Biden? Seriously?

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh yeah he was quite chubby back in the day, he really looks terrific now!

    • @mickeskogen3184
      @mickeskogen3184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes been on a drug binge...

    • @darkhorse7460
      @darkhorse7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure he did a two-day a week low-calorie method

  • @garla5851
    @garla5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Patriotism means to stand with the Country, Not to stand With The President! ✅
    Theodore Roosevelt

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Trumpies: I'm gonna pretend i didn't read that

    • @alexrowdyrodrigues9716
      @alexrowdyrodrigues9716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mikaelleonbriones6356 they can't read anyway so don't bother the only thing they can read a McDonald's drive thru menu

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many videos am I going to see this same quote cited?

    • @WayneTwitch
      @WayneTwitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea you know how they rigged are election for Biden because China knew what Trump was going to do to them ? If thats not standing up for are country idk what is down let me guess thugs burning citys down is ?

    • @garla5851
      @garla5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fezzik7619 Keep us posted, and let us know what the finally tally is !

  • @bunkey653
    @bunkey653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Okay but Jimmy has aged like fine wine holy moly 😍😍😍

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe??

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks so cute tho I. The earlier shows 🌹🌹💖💖 and ya he has gotten better 🌹💖

  • @SaadTheLegend
    @SaadTheLegend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." - Sandy Cheeks

  • @melgallardo2012
    @melgallardo2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Everyone seems extra happy today. I just realized how tense the last 4 years have been for y'all.

  • @Justusson
    @Justusson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Why the USA never evolve politically:
    No one is ever held accountable.
    Politically,..

    • @comehomeaustralia2374
      @comehomeaustralia2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Until very soon. But like any good movie, the plot has a WILD twist

    • @encarnacionvillazana3270
      @encarnacionvillazana3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe in technology for positive and negative advantages in our lives..
      Mr Matt Horner AI I believe, as well as other people, is the REAL climax to destruction of humanity..
      Just like the iPhone- pacemaker Warning!
      👍👍👍

    • @comehomeaustralia2374
      @comehomeaustralia2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt Horner AI not reporting for duty. Trump good, Biden bad, must troll people with different opinions. Cause chaos. No, in all seriousness, just sick of 50% of comments on bitchute coming from obvious AI and thought I'd check in on how the old youtube is going. Seriously, 50% of comments are AI on bitchute. We already left youtube. Tell your people to get a real job. I'm half kidding, I know they're not your people. Just bummed because a voice has been silenced from the public square and the square gets smaller and smaller. Who's really dividing everyone?

    • @zachcarter3186
      @zachcarter3186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truman,McCarthy, bush Sr bush Jr, clinton, Obama, Reagan all got away free

    • @samdowner1792
      @samdowner1792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@comehomeaustralia2374 WTF are YOU babbling about? You stoned ?

  • @lrn5755
    @lrn5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I like the fact that in their criminal records they are categorized:
    "Invader of the U.S Capitol on January 6, 2021"

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Meh, that doesn't sound nearly as bad as what it was. I'd have put them down for domestic terrorism or attack against the police or anything that might curdle the blood of a "real american (TM)".

    • @Skyprince27
      @Skyprince27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheNefastor
      IKR, how are these not capital crimes 🤔?

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Skyprince27 probably the white skin has a lot to do with it. When you're not white, just walking down the street is potentially a capital crime, with immediate execution. But don't worry, even if "the law" lets them go, we won't. Whenever I have to deal with an American, I'll ask them what they think of the 2020 election and I'll find out where they were on 1-6-2021. They'll never see the end of it. Now they'll learn what persecution feels like.

  • @barbarahayden5602
    @barbarahayden5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My word, Jimmy, you are like a fine wine - definitely improving with age. Wow!!!!!

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @BecksBet
    @BecksBet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Happy Anniversary! Thank you for all the years of laughter.

  • @meganesenpai
    @meganesenpai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Whoever edited that promotion clip should get a raise. The cut, the lightning, the effects, all were perfect.

    • @rickgarza7877
      @rickgarza7877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like the FBI are going to have an easy time arresting the "domestic terrorists" who stormed the United States Capitol.

  • @kimberlynicholson8537
    @kimberlynicholson8537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Happy 18th birthday to your show!

  • @jmibarbia14
    @jmibarbia14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Happy anniversary to Jimmy and his crew!!! 💖

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing???
      Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @nastybedazzler
    @nastybedazzler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "When are you going to put it in?"
    "I hear that a lot."
    That was hilarious.

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🥂

    • @dahawk8574
      @dahawk8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Unintentional"?
      More like Kamala's 4000th time using that line.

    • @thejiggy
      @thejiggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She went with the less-risky option, I might have accidentally blurted "thatswhatshesaid" haha

    • @wendylott6920
      @wendylott6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You sir, made my soda both explode from my nose and nearly drown on it at the same time. Should we ever meet I owe you a cookie.

    • @jillrb7638
      @jillrb7638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dahawk8574 Oh yeah i'm sure you're so right. ha.

  • @jennifercamille16
    @jennifercamille16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't believe it's been 18 years! Congratulations, man! 🎂🎉

  • @andychyld9275
    @andychyld9275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Jimmy Kimmel:
    When they pil-low
    We pil- high
    Mrs Obama: 👍🏾

  • @untermench3502
    @untermench3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The last line of Maximilien Robespierre's diary read:
    Note to self: Do not incite a mob of Idiots.

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After executing hundreds of ppl, and inciting others to report opposition, he’s annoyed ppl got fed up and mad?

  • @randomname1251
    @randomname1251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Congrats on 18 years, Jimmy! I love your show

  • @justagirlsd3000
    @justagirlsd3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Jimmy’s way hotter now than 17 years ago. Melisa’s a traitor, lol.

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    Guillermo: "I'm laughing about your hair." Happy birthday, bro and happy anniversary, Jimmy!

    • @sharonisaac445
      @sharonisaac445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I Love Guillermo. Love you too Jimmy. Continue God's blessings and making our late nights joyful.💎❤👑💕🥰💕😋

    • @essojay4856
      @essojay4856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      why do they still have minorities shucking and jiving

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes! Happy b day you keep the show great!

    • @beadingbusily
      @beadingbusily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Feliz 🎂, Guillermo!

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sharonisaac445
      Can you tell me who he is, or why he is on the show? I have been watching Jimmy for about a year, and I have no idea.

  • @peggygibbons479
    @peggygibbons479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The BEST part of the shows being from home was us getting to see Jane and Billy. For real. Those kids make me SMILE!!

  • @paultrevorbale2440
    @paultrevorbale2440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    He’s better looking now than he was 18 years ago!

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! The grey hairs makes him look even better!

    • @gberi317
      @gberi317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @shirleycochrane8788
    @shirleycochrane8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Shows what a good influence his wife has had on him over their time together. He looks much fitter and healthier now than he did years ago! Molly must really love him!

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Orrrr, and hear me out, Jimmy knows he's punching above his weight class and is trying to make sure she sticks around. Munch on it for a while - see how it tastes. Just a thought.

    • @shirleycochrane8788
      @shirleycochrane8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FakingANerve Funny. but she is much prettier than he is so ...your not wrong.......

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe??

    • @shirleycochrane8788
      @shirleycochrane8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tylerjakes6674 I'm fine and family has had a few covid battles(son and his wife) but everyone pulled through and we are quarantining like the rest of the world! Hope you and yours are fine and thank you for asking! rare these days.

  • @SundanceWolf
    @SundanceWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    A politician only has to say "'god bless" and suddenly everyone loses their critical thinking. Omg they said God! Must blindly follow them!

  • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
    @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    It’s scary how uninformed some Americans are. Not knowing who the VP is after he’s been in office for 6 years is almost unbelievable.

    • @zylka172
      @zylka172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      unbelievable and even more so, embarrassing!

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Third Party
      Don’t encourage them. 🤣

    • @StudeSteve62
      @StudeSteve62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unbelievable? Hardly...

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dave Rodriguez
      Nope, not Mexican, I just listened to what JK said. @13:49

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      StudeSteve62
      I said almost unbelievable.

  • @KKISCRAZYFUL
    @KKISCRAZYFUL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    That one girl on bumble is a genius

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's the 21st century equivalent of Mata Hari. I applaud her efforts.

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually, a lot of women on dating services started doing that right after the insurrection.

  • @adityanarayan9620
    @adityanarayan9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    18th Anniversary!!!! Woohoo, Jimmy! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 I love y'all, thanks so much for making us laugh, and providing entertainment during lockdown, and generally every night, that I tune into my TV.

  • @karenvalfon
    @karenvalfon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congratulations on your anniversary!!

  • @Nickcooperrei
    @Nickcooperrei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Those folks who didn’t know who Biden was is why we tend to end up with candidates in office who shouldn’t be there because they don’t pay attention to politics until it’s too late.

    • @scotts4769
      @scotts4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That explains the last 4 years.

    • @QueenofSnarks
      @QueenofSnarks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ding ding ding ding!!!

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly.

    • @lgran79
      @lgran79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anything was better then trump

    • @Athena124
      @Athena124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

  • @anthonytrainer
    @anthonytrainer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m so happy he continued with the show and has made it worth watching. I never see his jokes coming and love them all

  • @troyaturner1979
    @troyaturner1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Appreciate you Jimmy. You late night guys have kept me from jumping off into the deep end over the past 4 years.🙏🏽👋🏽👊🏾🙌🏿

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THE IGNORANCE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IS SOMETHING THAT I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT !!!!!
    Ignorance is the worst thing that people can have. They can take away your car, your money, your home, etc.,
    but NOBODY can take away what you know and what you have learned. The more that you know the more valuable you are.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing???
      Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @kelgreen99
    @kelgreen99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When they pillow, we pill-high.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn’t realize we were living in a simulation until I was Red Pillowed.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A pun my word! LOL

    • @pinkLeopard580
      @pinkLeopard580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @anderjpoo
      @anderjpoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that did not get the laugh it deserved!

  • @GH-oi2jf
    @GH-oi2jf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Never give a fascist a break.

  • @supremelyeducated3273
    @supremelyeducated3273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ~ George Carlin

    • @elbonnybar
      @elbonnybar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      man, i loved that special. the man was truly on point in his criticism.

    • @MTKRAILROAD
      @MTKRAILROAD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like religions both sides use this (George's quote) against the other

    • @juliomiramontes9470
      @juliomiramontes9470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be talking about BLM and Antifa.

    • @colinthurmeier281
      @colinthurmeier281 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would it ever be interesting to hear George's take on this Charade.

    • @mehboobkm2018
      @mehboobkm2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he never had us public in mind!

  • @trishplusmama
    @trishplusmama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy birthday, Guillermo! ❤️✨

  • @user-qk7yy8xi3q
    @user-qk7yy8xi3q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Hi Jimmy Kimmel congrats on the anniversary 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳. Hahaha!! Loved the stoner dude!! I have to admit I did not know that Joe Biden was the VP in Obama’s presidency.

  • @karenhartman9774
    @karenhartman9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love you and your show. Blessings to everybody working to make it happen.

  • @edvardferand9934
    @edvardferand9934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Kimmel looks better now than he did in the flashback. Good for him.

    • @amaliarincon736
      @amaliarincon736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edvard Ferand I hope he doesn't cut his beard.

    • @DV-ou1yu
      @DV-ou1yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or put the weight back on

  • @joet5252
    @joet5252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

  • @skini2454
    @skini2454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Congrats, Jimmy, on the anniversary! Omg your first Trump joke was on my birthday!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I don't think I'll ever get over this!! 🤣

  • @Cocokatpie
    @Cocokatpie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “He’s the assistant president.” Before I watched this I wondered, how did we get here? Now, I’m good. I understand. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @mikesoprano9518
      @mikesoprano9518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So apethetic this is why civilizations collapse.

    • @jbd96039
      @jbd96039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. In this country you can't legally, drive, fish or get married without a license yet anyone over 18 can vote to elect arguably the most powerful person on planet...yep that's how we got here.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikesoprano9518 why?

    • @joca1378
      @joca1378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Listening to someone say "he's the assistant president" is not as scary as realizing that he still managed to have the closest answer...

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hudson Donald He was the second highest politician in the country for 6 years - over half a decade. Even if you can't name him on the spot, the moment his name is mentioned EVERY ADULT should at least identify him as a POLITICIAN. And that's already a pretty low bar in a country with only two parties and strong party alignment.

  • @imfromdowntown
    @imfromdowntown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    🎉 Can’t wait for Guillermo’s 50th birthday tomorrow. 🎉

  • @ninij9692
    @ninij9692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Melissa is about to take a "stay-cation" in a gated community.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ill go. I'd 💕 to c Jimmy at 🏠🏡💕🌹💖

  • @summertime421
    @summertime421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Jimmy gets more handsome with age

  • @patricksmith3432
    @patricksmith3432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Every one of them is terrified of jail time and that's where there going JAIL.

  • @AndyAction
    @AndyAction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Old school Kimmel looks like a hungover Vince Vaughn

    • @bestkickz4u684
      @bestkickz4u684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He sure looks way better than MR Orange 🍊 worst potus ever.....

    • @jayrobson88
      @jayrobson88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vince Vaughn looks like a hungover Vince Vaughn

    • @mygoodlife204
      @mygoodlife204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or john Travolta

  • @skoll_2024
    @skoll_2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “I don’t know” is perfectly acceptable answer. Not “Blah, blah, blah. I researched it on the internet etc” (“I’m pretty sure something popped up in my feed”). Being ignorant in order to avoid sounding ignorant, is pretty farking ignorant.

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂❤

    • @Ladykofnyc2
      @Ladykofnyc2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet she voted for Trump.

    • @skoll_2024
      @skoll_2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ladykofnyc2 literally gonna say the same thing. ;)

  • @MegaShrinkage
    @MegaShrinkage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Imagine being so entitled that you think you can commit crimes and publish it for anyone to see!..

    • @denisek4392
      @denisek4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is what BLM and antifa did all last summer. Over 2 billion in property damage.

    • @shem269
      @shem269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@denisek4392 Denise K unt

    • @DeeHughes
      @DeeHughes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@denisek4392 whatabout whatabout whatabout

    • @rudimine4679
      @rudimine4679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha Yeah, BLM and Antifa doing it all year 2020. Burning, looting, stealing new iPhones. Wonder why noone was put in jail? It's called double standards and works as intended for brainwashed people

  • @desert3232
    @desert3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Jimmy is like drugs. Once you start watching his show you can't stop

    • @t.mars8627
      @t.mars8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i was able to stop after seeing one episode

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's easy to not watch his show. He isnt funny and he is all politics.

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@t.mars8627 smh
      Yet here you are, in the comments of another episode.
      Haters gonna hate I guess.

    • @t.mars8627
      @t.mars8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@westein1282 this video was sent to me by someone who knows i dislike this guy as a joke and thought i’d just leave my comment here. but i guess no one is ever free from other peoples assumptions.

    • @aadeezology9743
      @aadeezology9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@t.mars8627 Chill dude, u can dislike it and move on. no trouble

  • @jeah8259
    @jeah8259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    O wow.. Jimmy looks sexier now than he did years ago.

  • @nanyonikatola5689
    @nanyonikatola5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I like him older, he looks way better older especially with the beard

    • @louloubell6586
      @louloubell6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Few men get better with age like Robert Downey Jr, Jimmy is one of them.

    • @miciboo9993
      @miciboo9993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s aging too fast. Lost lot of weight.

    • @DV-ou1yu
      @DV-ou1yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miciboo9993 He looks healthier than ever slimmed down. He looked like a heavy beer drinker younger.
      No matter what people say, weight lost always leads to people saying "you look great". That doesn't happen when you put on weight.

    • @willmdmv8848
      @willmdmv8848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m 31 now and luckily I’m also one of those ppl that looks better with time

    • @nefariousmex2352
      @nefariousmex2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willmdmv8848 You're still young lol

  • @christianraphael3521
    @christianraphael3521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jimmy's show is finally old enough to smoke😂😂
    We all know it's been doing that wayy before

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "When they pilLOW we pilHIGH" is a GLORIOUS joke 😌

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Happy anniversary jimmy 🎉

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ditto, and happy birthday for tomorrow, Guillermo.

  • @NKA23
    @NKA23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Golfie McNuggets"? That's another good one!

  • @TNDRAV
    @TNDRAV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jimmy Kimmel looks 1000% finer now WOW. He got younger lol 😂

    • @TNDRAV
      @TNDRAV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I’m in love.

  • @tiffbeevachou108
    @tiffbeevachou108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Well, I guess the Trump years were a harsh lesson in order to teach everyday Americans to pay attention to what's going on in our government at all levels.

    • @paulstein9258
      @paulstein9258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true.

    • @theprofessorfate6184
      @theprofessorfate6184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No. If that were true, nobody have voted for Biden'Harris either. The public has nothing but disdain for knowledge.

    • @funghazi
      @funghazi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In their defense, they're Californians.

  • @darkcontinentschild2962
    @darkcontinentschild2962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “I’m basically going off skin color right now”😂🤣😫😫😫😫😫

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I found that hilarious! 🤣

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That man's report card: Current affairs knowledge = 0 Clairvoyancy = 100

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KdubbleYT As I said in another post, it’s his honesty in revealing his prejudice that’s amusing to me. Does that make it right? I don’t know, but I was honestly very amused. I think if a happy go lucky white boy was saying that about a black politician and said he was basing his answers on skin color, I still would’ve laughed.

  • @aarondixon8783
    @aarondixon8783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thought the phone joke would be 'Cricket, it won't make you croak ' XD

  • @md61211
    @md61211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Looking better than ever Jimmy ...
    Slim, distinguished, well dressed, coiffed.

  • @shorezee1253
    @shorezee1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Love me some Kimmy Jimmel

  • @800Ms-k6n
    @800Ms-k6n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I swear every time this show is having an event like an anniversary i kept thinking of Matt Damon crashing the party lmao

    • @jamuga60
      @jamuga60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scotty doesn't know................................Scotty doesn't know.

    • @cijmo
      @cijmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't that funny...I said that, too. Where has he been? Esp. when the whole thing started with Jimmy not having time to have him on the show.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump 4ever 😍😝

    • @newyawkgiants5877
      @newyawkgiants5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tuyenle8107 in prison

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cijmo Matt is a big actor, he might be very busy lately. He could crash into someone's zoom when Jimmy interviews someone

  • @helixfire1198
    @helixfire1198 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy 18th anniversary Jimmy! Funny as ever! I LOVE your show!

  • @mohammedalsillak6709
    @mohammedalsillak6709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm from Benghazi and it's the second largest city in libya 🇱🇾
    It's very nice Mediterranean city !

  • @toniagarcia3247
    @toniagarcia3247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love Giuerllmo, he's too funny.

    • @abelis644
      @abelis644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He makes $500,000 at the show!!!
      Good for him!!!
      I just looked it up.

    • @venusdourga
      @venusdourga 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abelis644 maybe you will one day. No need to hate him. It is not his fault if you are broke.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing???
      Hope you and your family safe??

  • @donmcallister3745
    @donmcallister3745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Republicans won’t convict one of their own party... that threatens their life... while their working...5 people are dead..2 police officers... but it’s time to move on... let the criminal in charge... walk! How incredibly mad these people make me...!!! Absolutely disgraceful... shameful... I hope karma comes back to get all of them....!!!
    How do you all sleep at night????😡

  • @torryjobe6244
    @torryjobe6244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jimmy definitely had a "glow up" stage later in life. Love it.

  • @Walter-jv5kr
    @Walter-jv5kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Humiliation, Liquidation and Self incrimination that is Donny mantra.

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Im incredibly exhausted of this. Trump needs to be tried AND convicted

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing??
      Hope you and your family are safe??

    • @jewellmadden8624
      @jewellmadden8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...if this was a just world....

  • @125ZJK
    @125ZJK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    " A former crackhead pillow executive kicked off twitter " FUNNY

  • @Noms_Chompsky
    @Noms_Chompsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy Anniversary

  • @joesix-pack4022
    @joesix-pack4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Trump said: "I love the uneducated!" Trump was thinking: "I love the stupid and gullible even more!"

    • @comehomeaustralia2374
      @comehomeaustralia2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't yet know how much he actually loves you. Think about it. Look a little deeper. Why would they hate him so so much? George W Bush did far far worse to the US and the world, yet he got 1% of the venomous attacks. IT IS NOT ABOUT POLITICS!

    • @joesix-pack4022
      @joesix-pack4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@comehomeaustralia2374 You have to be trolling, have to be! 🙄

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's his base

    • @DeeHughes
      @DeeHughes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@comehomeaustralia2374 seek professional help immediately

    • @comehomeaustralia2374
      @comehomeaustralia2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noted. You guys are very mean. I can build houses, not just desalinate water. Nice to know you're not thinking you're above the working class that your party supposedly supports. Also, does trolling just mean having a different opinion?