I was having a crap night, just awful, scowling at everything. I turn on some Jimmy K and the video of the year, them poor folks coming down the slide and launching in the air was just too much. I literally busted out laughing. Thank you for making my crap day so much better
Hi, part of my bedtime routine along with late night and Glenn Kirchner 😴. Hey alot of people have bad days most days. I would suggest a pet. Gets my blood pumping so as I can fix them breakfast, let them piss. Roll on soldier !
At first I was kinda disappointed with the winner of the clip awards, but then Gmac Cash and everyone came out and I cracked up. That win is well-earned.
@@rodc4334 I was almost positive the squirrel guy would have won, but he was already on the show so the winner was fine. The rap was a joy to watch. I lost it when all the people were coming out with injuries.
I thought the attack squirrel was going to win but props to the rapper for speaking the truth - I’m sure those who took a ride on the giant slide got a good laugh👏🏼👏🏼
@patriciadewitt1902 pretty easy. If you find the one that has Phil Collins In the Air Tonight as a background music it's even more hilarious. I thought someone was driving the cart and it just made it look like she had the wheel. But she really does Drive it. She was pregnant at the time so her stomach is huge. There's another one where the entire family is riding on the cart while she's driving it which is a real health hazard for them. But I guess they didn't care
@@LindaC616 Thanks again Linda! I just watched it and it was great. But I have to say, she looks quite a bit bigger than the one in the clip. I'm not talking about her stomach - I just mean she looks much taller than the other one. Either way, I appreciate your input and maybe we can comment more on other subjects. I'm not good at technology and am totally perplexed by the patriciadewitt1902 reference. Maybe you can let me know???
@patriciadewitt1902 I see what you mean. The fact that your tag wasn't in blue is because of recent changes in youtube. When I replied to your comment, I was supposed to hit the return key so that it would come up in blue as separate from my comment.
@@moflow99 Didn't Jimmy already interview that guy? It'd be kinda silly to have him on a second time. It's possible another late night host talked to him and I'm misremembering.
Thought your bowl game was a Childrens Hospital Cardiac fundraiser! I would have gone. My son, now 40, was born with Transposition of Major vessels. We know all you’re going through and went through at Billy’s Birth. Bless you and Gods speed for a great game!
I love it when Jimmy Kimmel brings football players onto the show like this. They’re just a bunch of lovely human beings trying to have a good time (: not just athletes
The guy freaking out at the squirrel was implementing the tried and tested method of calming down a frightened animal by screaming hysterically at it. I'm glad they gave the giant slide the win as it was pretty obvious the squirrel was the best. Nice they gave that man a chance to do his song. And can we take a moment for the guy who just watches his colleague get mowed down by a car and shows no reaction??? Did he take a hit out on her?
I'm from Detroit, where the slide is, in Belle Isle park. We used to ride it when I was a kid in the '70s and '80s. I haven't been on since it reopened (at my age, I would have to have a death wish), but it was so much fun. You had to ride in a burlap sack because the friction would take your skin off, and you really did go airborne on every bump.
COME ON MAN!!!! We all KNOW that squirrels' revenge should have won! Also, 100% true. When my daughter's were about 8 and 10 we drove by a giant slide just like that one except it was made out of super polished wood. My youngest daughter want down the thing FLYING of each ramp a dozen feet airborne only to land hard and do it again over and over til finally she turned some in midair and rolled the bottom half down it right past the "employee", who just walked right past her to see if she was even still alive.
From the endless, and now officially boring news reports that never seem to amount to nothing more than anything but more everyday? The best we can hope for at this point is hopefully the next report being that his bloated, that orange carcass was discovered in a pool of its own juices from a massive coronary causing death. We can only pray for that to happen soon, because tossing him into a federal penitentiary doesn't seem any closer from the time they discovered the obvious proof of his despicable and Criminal actions
Trump's major announcement is that he's finally ready to unveil his alternative to Obamacare - DonTcare. Which is exactly how most of us feel about his announcement.
I think the female reporter who got hit and stayed so kind - even to the driver, or the screaming squirrel man who is a good sport about it all, should have won.
"I actually got hit by a car in college too just like that." She didn't learn that standing in the middle of the street is a bad idea after the FIRST time?
They need a working brain, not brainwashed , a solid backbone to stand up to special interests , take the blinders off, and the ability to perceive reality! And put country before political party concerns !
Well, if there's one giant thing about the giant slide is that it allows for that song to exist and the average happiness level of the world has been increased as a result. Bless you, sirs!
@@wisdomprepper I created my own written gibberish while in grad school to become a mental health therapist. It really helped me save time on note taking and now I use it in my practice.📝😀
The squirrel guy was the funniest! He deserves an honorable mention!
Definitely was the funniest and definitely should have won. Wonder why it didn't... 🙄
@@moflow99 The election was rigged
Yes. He should have won. Cracked me up.
@@moflow99 coz the woke liberals have to find a way to celebrate black people over actually what is the worthy winner
@@moflow99 I think Jimmy just wanted to have that giant slide guy perform on the show because we all know the squirrel guy was the funniest lol
I'm so sorry for that poor guy, but the squirrel one had me dyin!🤣
I was having a crap night, just awful, scowling at everything. I turn on some Jimmy K and the video of the year, them poor folks coming down the slide and launching in the air was just too much. I literally busted out laughing. Thank you for making my crap day so much better
Hi Susann , I hope your days get better & Merry Christmas to you & family ! 🤗🎅🎄🎁⛄❄
Hi, part of my bedtime routine along with late night and Glenn Kirchner 😴. Hey alot of people have bad days most days. I would suggest a pet. Gets my blood pumping so as I can fix them breakfast, let them piss. Roll on soldier !
So the guy screaming 😱 like a B did nothing for you !?
@@cadebritt8001 Glenn Kirchner is awesome, along with Brian Tyler Cohen!
@@oneirishpoet ya and Beau of the fifth column. They keep me from running for the kool-aid 🤯 .
At first I was kinda disappointed with the winner of the clip awards, but then Gmac Cash and everyone came out and I cracked up. That win is well-earned.
Yeah, the original clip was meh, but having the rap done on the show: Gold!
Me too. I would have voted for squirrel guy, but the rap was a ton of fun!
@@rodc4334 I was almost positive the squirrel guy would have won, but he was already on the show so the winner was fine. The rap was a joy to watch. I lost it when all the people were coming out with injuries.
@@ReverieNightengale Yeah, great addition! 🤣
@@gimmespamnow I thought the same. I was kinda "meh" at first but Jimmy really upped the quality, lol.
👍Guillermo is always respectful and accommodating . . . so cute! 10:22 The clip with the squirrel cracks me up every time. 😁
Much love and respect for Jimmy and Guillermo 🤗💕💕
and what makes america great like being able to take advantage of second class citizens Congrats Gimmy and good luck Juillermo
Jimmy's riffs on nicknaming T have always been gold even years later he comes up with new ones. Tan of Steel and Ranta Claus. So good.
It's even funnier when you realize that tan of steel is actually rust.
Stephen Colbert comes up with the best..Tangerine Palpatine..Mango Unchained...Trumplethinskin lol
I thought the attack squirrel was going to win but props to the rapper for speaking the truth - I’m sure those who took a ride on the giant slide got a good laugh👏🏼👏🏼
so redneck
And maybe some lawsuit money.
Some bruises at a minimum 😅
I wanted the attack of the Squirrel to Win . it was the most HILARIOUS!!
Was the fear of the squirrel real or made up?? (Non American here)
My favorite clip was the new one with the orangutan. Thanks for all you do, Jimmy and team!
That might be Rambo. Have you seen her driving around in a golf cart?
@@LindaC616 No, I haven't. But I have to tell you, that clip put the biggest smile on my face. I'll see if I can find Rambo. Thanks!!!
@patriciadewitt1902 pretty easy. If you find the one that has Phil Collins In the Air Tonight as a background music it's even more hilarious. I thought someone was driving the cart and it just made it look like she had the wheel. But she really does Drive it. She was pregnant at the time so her stomach is huge. There's another one where the entire family is riding on the cart while she's driving it which is a real health hazard for them. But I guess they didn't care
@@LindaC616 Thanks again Linda! I just watched it and it was great. But I have to say, she looks quite a bit bigger than the one in the clip. I'm not talking about her stomach - I just mean she looks much taller than the other one. Either way, I appreciate your input and maybe we can comment more on other subjects. I'm not good at technology and am totally perplexed by the patriciadewitt1902 reference. Maybe you can let me know???
@patriciadewitt1902
I see what you mean.
The fact that your tag wasn't in blue is because of recent changes in youtube. When I replied to your comment, I was supposed to hit the return key so that it would come up in blue as separate from my comment.
Squirrel's Revenge got screwed! That guy's reaction was classic.
100% should have won
I'll never stop laughing at the squirrel attack video. Every single detail about it is perfect.
Should have won 100%. Wonder why it didn't... 🙄
@@moflow99 Didn't Jimmy already interview that guy? It'd be kinda silly to have him on a second time. It's possible another late night host talked to him and I'm misremembering.
It was staged.
I practically laugh myself inside out every single time I see the squirrel video 😅🤣😂 it never gets old!!!!
That guy with the squirrel was hilarious to me😂😂
Nah, the Office Squirrel was the absolute best clip of the year. I never tire of watching that one.
10:53 squirrel squeak man is just the best. He looks like he's fighting something invisible because the squirrel is hard to see. Amazing
Recently, I've tried to make a car without wheels.
I've been working on it tirelessly.
🤭🤭🤭
Sparks fly out of the butts of haters when they see that their decades long campaign to cancel Jimmy has only made him stronger.
Thank you 😊
It's like cancel culture isn't real...
@@Junksaint It's real, and it's existed for as long as recorded history.
Hope those sparks light their farts and consume them in human combustion!
Any humor beyond the old fart pillow and pie in the face is "offensive" to most of them. They don't understand anything more complicated than that.
That guy screaming like a little girl with the squirrel in his office was hilarious !!! 😂😂😂🐿👀
Right? Reminds me of Marv at the end of Home Alone 2 when they're getting attacked by the birds in the park.
It will never get old. The sheer terror in his voice.
And using a weapon that can only break office stuff and never hit a squirrel.
that was Jimmy
@@temitopeej8407 hahaha , I think he about 💩💩💩 in his underwear ! 😜
The guy screaming at the squirrel had me crying 😂😂😂😂
When the bulldogs are being shown and are cheering, the dude in the front trying not to react the whole time got me good. xD
I was getting annoyed. Dude fought to be in front, to hang there with his mouth open, looking like he had brain damage
Same. Lol
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! You’re a great host and person. I hope your show goes on forever!
well as long as hes able to do it I suppose!?
Another Kimmel bot.
Jimmy Kimmel keeps us laughing regardless of what is going on... Laughter is good for the soul.
When can we stop having most of every monologue be about Trump? Asking for a exasperated friend
@@StevenEvens7125 perhaps when people stop supporting him?
@@shuttlemanjack regardless and irrespective... this gets old. And it's not just Jimmy... but damb! Can we give it a rest.
Anything that shows how stupid and criminal tRUMP is is good
Fake laugh.
Thought your bowl game was a Childrens Hospital Cardiac fundraiser! I would have gone. My son, now 40, was born with Transposition of Major vessels. We know all you’re going through and went through at Billy’s Birth. Bless you and Gods speed for a great game!
That squirrel one was defo the funniest ting ever. Nearly fell off me chair larfin!
I love it when Jimmy Kimmel brings football players onto the show like this. They’re just a bunch of lovely human beings trying to have a good time (: not just athletes
😁
🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😂😂
Come on, Squirrel`s Revenge was the best clip of the year. It makes me laugh every time.
100% should have won and everybody knows it
I still can't stop laughing at the squirrel video. That should have won.
No kidding 😂
100% agree that should have won. Wonder why it didn't... 🙄
It was staged.
A day without mocking the GQP is a day wasted. Thanks, Jimmy.
Your life must be pretty pathetic
EXACTLY!!💙💙💙
@@randywatson7403 they're the comedy gift that keeps on giving
Wow you people are delusional aren't you.
@Randy Watson What does that even mean?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love you Jimmy, you always make my day!
The guy freaking out at the squirrel was implementing the tried and tested method of calming down a frightened animal by screaming hysterically at it. I'm glad they gave the giant slide the win as it was pretty obvious the squirrel was the best. Nice they gave that man a chance to do his song.
And can we take a moment for the guy who just watches his colleague get mowed down by a car and shows no reaction??? Did he take a hit out on her?
Lol that’s what I was thinking. No reaction!!
@7:07, Oh we’re watching Trump as a kid putting his jacket all by himself for the very first time! Very stable genius.
I'm sorry the Squirrel guy didn't win. He made me laugh so hard.
I was rooting for the squirrel. Hope he was okay.🐿
Should have won 100%. Wonder why it didn't... 🙄
@@moflow99 That vote was stolen! I bet some rats and mice altered the polls!
@@moflow99 why do you keep commenting that? Why the hell does everything need to be a conspiracy with you lunatics? Grow up, kid.
Had my vote.
I'll never look at an ice shanty the same way again. There goes my childhood memories!! 😭
Lol Jimmy, please let the sparks fly. It's the most wonderful time of the year!!🎄
Giant slide made it the best show ever! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Happy Holidays Jimmy and Guillermo! You guys rock. Thanks for the laughs.
"America needs a superhero!"
Lmao, as if. 😆😆😆
Fatman!
Love Jimmy Kimmel! Keep making our nights better with your lovely monologue
I like the baboon and the squirrel clips the most. Animals are always more interesting and funny than humans.
Thanks for the laughs Jimmy. Needed them today.
Still laughing at Giant Slide 🛝… the rap and the dancers were almost as funny as the kids going airborn in the video. 😂😂😂
I'm from Detroit, where the slide is, in Belle Isle park. We used to ride it when I was a kid in the '70s and '80s. I haven't been on since it reopened (at my age, I would have to have a death wish), but it was so much fun. You had to ride in a burlap sack because the friction would take your skin off, and you really did go airborne on every bump.
If the orangutan zips it, I'm dead..🤣🤣🤣
🤣👋
I think it's Rambo. She drives a golf cart around the estate
COME ON MAN!!!!
We all KNOW that squirrels' revenge should have won!
Also, 100% true. When my daughter's were about 8 and 10 we drove by a giant slide just like that one except it was made out of super polished wood. My youngest daughter want down the thing FLYING of each ramp a dozen feet airborne only to land hard and do it again over and over til finally she turned some in midair and rolled the bottom half down it right past the "employee", who just walked right past her to see if she was even still alive.
I am still laughing
I agree! The guy, standing on his desk with a bat and squealing, had me howling!
Hands down
You are absolutely right. I'm having AFV flashbacks, I feel John Rambo is coming through...
Agreed, but I did love the back up dancers. Squirrel vid was way better though.
It's funny that Mario Lopez is in many of those Hallmark Xmas movies where sparks fly. Mario is the spark.
Personally I loved the squirrel revenge!!! That was sooooo funny!
Congratulations on the jimmy kimmel bowl, we love you!
We don’t
As much as I love laughing at Trump, I would be happiest when he’s in jail
I couldn't AGREE more!!!
Hillary, Fauci and Hunter first.
@@johnbrowne3950 none of them were president. The president should be held to a higher standard.
From the endless, and now officially boring news reports that never seem to amount to nothing more than anything but more everyday? The best we can hope for at this point is hopefully the next report being that his bloated, that orange carcass was discovered in a pool of its own juices from a massive coronary causing death. We can only pray for that to happen soon, because tossing him into a federal penitentiary doesn't seem any closer from the time they discovered the obvious proof of his despicable and Criminal actions
@@paulmc3457 Democrats don't believe in God. They pray to Baphomet.
That squirrel clip was one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Jimmy continues to DOMINATE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dominate what? He has 19mil subscribers and only under 2mil views. Ain’t nobody watching his crap lol
America doesn’t need a Superhero (especially since they are fictional!) America needs integrity, honesty, compassion, equality, and so much more!
The giant slide's got major Action Park vibes 😂😂😂😂😂
I went there as a kid and almost died flying off the alpine slide going too fast around a corner 💀😂
Trump's major announcement is that he's finally ready to unveil his alternative to Obamacare - DonTcare.
Which is exactly how most of us feel about his announcement.
👏that was good, real good.
😅🤣😂
He's going to announce that he won the 2024 election!
Well as long as I don't get penalized for not getting it.
No way!! Squirrel attack made me laugh so hard.
Thanks Jimmy 👍, tonight you had me laughing through out your whole show buddy lol 😂🤣.❤️😊✌️😎
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍
I think the female reporter who got hit and stayed so kind - even to the driver, or the screaming squirrel man who is a good sport about it all, should have won.
squirrels don't attack...they are hard enough to chase and then bing them with a slingshot rock.
I like how he started with a nice flow then speed up a little then returned to the original flow
I laughed hardest with the squirrel's revenge.
"I actually got hit by a car in college too just like that." She didn't learn that standing in the middle of the street is a bad idea after the FIRST time?
Driver's inattention is NOT her fault.
Lol I was looking for this comment
iirc the car was on black ice and slid into her. but you know reporters, they stand wherever they want lol
America doesn't need a super hero. We need our elected officials to do their jobs correctly under the Constitution without smear tactics.😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Well said!
They need a working brain, not brainwashed , a solid backbone to stand up to special interests , take the blinders off, and the ability to perceive reality! And put country before political party concerns !
Thanks ☺️ 👍 thanks I believe it
Haaaaas
Don't forget 😜🐱 me earlier
Well, if there's one giant thing about the giant slide is that it allows for that song to exist and the average happiness level of the world has been increased as a result. Bless you, sirs!
When i was 12 years old I broke my leg on one of those giant slides. Those things ain't no joke. I would advise everyone to stay off of them!
Detroiters are the coolest people on the planet.
The squirrel's revenge clip should have won the Clip of the Year hands down.
Agree 100%. Wonder why it didn't win... 🙄
The only mono I watch just about every night.
That squirrel: "Dude I love your poster! Hey, your poster! Love it! Hey, I'm just trying to tell ya I like your poster! Sheesh, fiiiiine."
OMG, the Giant Slide song! I could listen to that all day...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ayyyy got GMac on there!! That slide clip was hella funny with the injured dancers 🤣 all these videos were funny
As a woman, that word of the year was anticlimactic.
Elon isn’t paying rent for his offices but he wants his employees to work in them 😂
Elon is the kind of guy that laughs at the ending of Marley and Me.
As it should be Fool
Maybe he got all his money tied up in FTX. Should've invested in those Seth Bucks instead.
And sleep there, too
Don't give him ideas about changing rent to employees
Love this show
That Giant Slide rap was pretty sweet actually lol
I thought the squirrel's revenge was funnier! 🐿️🤣
Jimmy you best. As a psychologist listen to you at the end of my day makes so happy. Thank you Jimmy 😊
Guillermo in here disguised as Melissa. lol
At least you can diagnose yourself as insane😂😂
How did someone too lazy to write complete sentences get to be a psychologist?
@@dennisstrahm4309 How does that make you feel? *scribbles gibberish on notepad*
@@wisdomprepper I created my own written gibberish while in grad school to become a mental health therapist. It really helped me save time on note taking and now I use it in my practice.📝😀
Bro the squirrel's revenge though lol 🤣
The guy afraid of the squirrel was the funniest and the guy getting his a$$ tore up by the mustang was funny as hell too. 😂
PTL Jimmy…you rock for originality, no one can best you for that. Some of the skits are very, very different💯💌!
Squirrels revenge...i just have so many questions. The Hempburne poster, the bat, the scream..
🤣😂🤣😂
Sparks fly (for me) when I watch your awesome show! 😘😅😛
Clearly the winner that slide clip was hilarious 😂
The clip of Trump pulling a sweat shirt was amazing.
As a native Detroiter, I was pulling for the giant slide.
The award should be for the SQuirrel Screamer. No one screams louder than men and boys.🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😅🤣
"Speaking of wild animals" 🤣🤣🤣
I stay up late to watch Jimmy Kimmel 😋
You can catch TH-cam any time of day...
@@danielgregory3295 I don't have patience to wait. I want to see it as soon as the video is posted. 🤨
We Swiss wake up early to watch him😂😴
JIMMY HAS ABSOLUTELY OUTDONE HIMSELF WITH THOSE VIDEOS!! AND THAT GIANT SLIDE RAP WAS OFF THE CHAIN!!!! I LOVE IT ❤️🥰🤣😭😂💎
Oh my God I'm cry laughing yes the ending clips yes yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was a fabulous monologue from start to finish! Thank you!
No, it wasn't.
Giant slide😂 I love it!
Kimmel for the win tonight!!! By far the funniest opening monologue I've seen in a while 🤣😂
Kimmel bots are out in force tonight.
Alright Fresno State Thank u Jimmy Kimmel🥰 congratulations 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thanks for the belly laughs….the giant slide!!!😆
Gaslight goblinmade woman is the perfect description of MTG 🤣🤣🤣 thank you Jimmy!!!
I love the naughty nice kids. They are always so cute but I wish he would give them sweet gifts like a Kimmel brand teddy bear or something
I'm sure he does off camera.
Jimmy!! That squirrel video should have won, that was really funny!!
The dancers were hilarious!! 🤣
Hit me baby one more time should've won that award. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the giant slide song is actually better than most of the stuff that comes out these days
Thank you, that deserved jab at MTG was the hardest I've laughed in a while.
Can't believe I've not seen a joke about MTG butt plug yet
Damn. I really think the squirrel video should’ve won.
100% should have won