I laughed out loud when I heard that line at the end... and I scrolled down... sure enough... the first comment! Might be the Best line I have seen in any Seagal flick!
Jesus these are the funniest segal reviews on TH-cam. Seriously dude you’ve a real talent for comedic movie reviews. Keep up the good work… please more segal as well lol
@@RedEyeReviews heck ya brother! I haven't watched all of your Seagull vids yet because I keep going back to Lawman season 1. The names you came up with are hilarious. Officer Whimpers is the best one. Plus, I love the drunk Eric Cartman voice.
Just realized this was filmed in Romania... and after reading a bit, realized that quite a lot of Seagal's recent-ish movies were filmed in Romania... Lower production costs, decent production quality, english-speaking crew, beautiful women to stand in as extras. Oh, and we've got plenty of good food. :) And booze. Both cheap by American standards.
My dad saw him when they filmed this, he was at the hilton hotel, saw the cameras, and then saw steven seagal. Then a few days later, he came in to another hotel, with a convoy of 3-4 hummers, stepped out lookin fatter than ever. Huge ego on this guy. They also filmed ghost rider 2 in romania, i remember seeing the police in front of a bar, in the town centre, nicholas cage got in a fight, he was in good shape, and the guy has balls, unlike steven here, who hasnt been seen running since his first movies, when he ran like a girl
Gotta love imdb trivia for this movie! "Steven Seagal is master in Aikido, which he displayed in this movie. Steven Seagal said in an interview that he did all his own stunts, to include the stunts and dodging real life bullets." LOL
I can't beleive you've nearly got through the whole Seagal anthology. Brave work sir. I'm hoping now he's pushing 70 his final film will be called "Still a hard man" and his character will be called "Widdows Peak". I know that sounds ridiculous and unlikely but don't forget he was called "Forest Taft" in On Deadly ground where he played a sort of psychotic, murdery version of an old male Greta Thunberg.
@@anon-zn3vt haha why thankyou. Tbh "Widows Peak" is no less silly than when he's a martial arts Greta Thunberg in "On deadly ground" called "Forest Taft".
🤣At this point I feel like there's very little he's not willing to do except act like someone killed him or actually even injured him in a fight scene,so your dreams might still come true
I can't understand why you have so little views and subs, you deserve so much more. You're on part with great youtubes movie review channels. I hope you'll grow big and well :)
I don't understand either...this is gold! Most of my favorite channels have very few followers, the creators are way more hungry and fun in their early days lol... good shit Redeye keep it up
I said the same thing in another video and I'll say it again here... Glad to be a part of the early subscribers before you get too big to reply to us haha
And hella creepy and disturbing at the same time. And they’re in France, but she obviously speaks perfect English. How are these atrocious movies still made?? So damn funny though..
And we’ve been putting that the test. There have been more guns confiscated at airports since the pandemic started, then since the invention of airport security.
"No honey, i didn't spend my weekend watching a bunch of Steven Seagal movies. That would be ridiculous!" " I spent it watching a youtuber describing them to me." But for real this has been fantastic! Thank you for doing this!
I thought this one was surprisingly decent. The big man put in a decent amount of effort and it made it so much more enjoyable. Those doubles also mastered the art of the Seagal walk
I discoverd your chanel about 2 weeks ago. first i thougt you were a big youtube-star because of the qualitiy of your videos and actually was shocked to see how many subs you actually have. Keep up the good work. You are hillarious.
After Seagal, you need to start doing Bruce Willis from the past decade at least. Bruce has been following Seagal's path of pushing out horrible, straight to video movies. Also, he following Seagal's M.O. of using body doubles as much as he can.
@@RedEyeReviews You absolutely have to do Bruce Willis' latest ''blockbuster'', called ''Apex''. It's definetely up there with the ''best'' of Seagal movies.
Bruce Willis did a couple decent ones in there but yeah the number of straight to video/dvd/streaming movies during the 2010's he did almost feels like he and Seagal were competing. It's sad but Willis deciding to retire was probably a really good idea, especially with the physical and mental health issues he's revealed since then.
Watched this a few days ago. From the crapton of studios involved, Seagal's southern accent, the pretty good villain, Steven's cop friend, The cheesy fight scenes and shootouts, and the decent soundtrack, it was a beautiful mess
I'm trying to understand what Stevie is going for with that accent. Is he trying to sound southern Black, or is it one of those southern Louisiana type accents? Either way he needs to stop lmao
@@playboymaxim he really tailors his “accents” to whichever “demographic” he’s talking too. I guess he stops short of doing a Tuong Lu from South Park style of impression, but still; he does them.
best guess for recent SS movies: most of the budget (25-50%?) goes to Seagal and production has to make due with whatever's left over for co-stars, above the line, below the line, cheap tax-haven or overseas locations etc...the movies are profitable because the distributor probably makes back the budget on foreign presales alone before the films are even released. or, on the off chance it loses money, which i highly doubt, it's a tax write-off for shady investors and/or funds. imho anyway...
Seagal owns the production company that makes all of his movies. He's doing the same thing that Tyler Perry (and Uwe Boll did) does where he pays himself as an actor, as a producer, and through his own company so he makes money and can write off losses on his taxes. After you take the money he is simply giving to himself out of the budget, I doubt any of his recent movies (except for the one with Mike Tyson which had a real budget for some reason) cost 7 figures. The difference is that Tyler Perry makes far more money because people will pay to see his movies in theatres and Lions Gate gets the rest of the profits to distribute in theatres. So basically, yes, you're right.
"I've been less fatter...." When we were in Iraq we had to carry our weapons everywhere.....and everyone hated it. This dude is such a fake tough guy......with the biggest ego.He's so self conscious about his gut that he folds his arms whenever hes seated.....I'm happy you destroyed my youthful memories of him...
Lundgren had some stickers before. But now he appears in top movies, Aquaman 1 and 2, all Expendables, Creed 2. Willis on their other hand went to full seagal mode.
I Lost it when you said "Myyyy Gooddd" LMAO I knew what was coming! Been binge watching your Seagal content and your parody voice gets me everytime! Great content man
This was made in my own country , Romania . Had a cousin that worked at it as some technical job or something and didn`t get pay at all. Now every time family reunites I get to listen to him ranting Steven trailer that costed more than the movie . Ps love you and your channel !
@@losttribe3001 indeed, it’d be interesting to see him at like 220 again at 70 years old. He got fat way too quick in his career but I probably would with the checks he was getting
@@Skilful_basics8 he definitely does have some legit training, continuing to practice is a different story. Think when fame hits people and they can have surf and turf every night it’s pretty easy to throw your previous life away
RedEye, I've been binging you for two days - you're doing great work (your fans be looking forward to new videos like Seagal that fresh bag of cookies)
I like to pretend that Siegal had some bad sushi for 2nd and 3rd lunch and was stuck on the toilet, but the director just said "fuck it" and used body doubles for everything.
Good lord your channel is a quality content I've been looking for and I've got addicted ;) I've discovered you like yesterday and I almost finished binge watching your Steven Seagal series. Keep the good work and you will gain subbs like good old Steven gained weight over the years
Awww thank you! I am so glad you found the channel and are enjoying everything! Oh gosh I could only dream of keeping up with Seagals weight lol. But I'll try.
@@RedEyeReviews Also I would allow myself to recommend you Neil Breen movies. I've seen some other youtubers cover them and Neil Breen movis are bloody awful like honestly The Room is a Shawshank Redemption quality movie compared to them. But they are awful in the best way possible ;)
That bad guy with the wig and the dubbing is really...uh...something. Maybe the filmmakers added his scenes in Post as a prank? I think the other bad guy was in the first "Transporter" movie. They should have the French cop back in another movie (did he survive getting shot in this one? Never mind, they'll find a way to bring him back). He just has this sloppy, happy-go-lucky quality that lightens the mood. Also...1.6K subscribers? Yay!
Who knows who that badguy is. You literally never see his face, it's insane. But I agree on the French cop, he should totally do more. He was probably the best actor in the movie. Thank you so much! It's amazing to see the channel move faster
This "movie" was shot in Bucharest/Romania for Paris/France which Romanians like to call it "Little Paris". I guess the props dept got carried away with this and they placed two different registration plates on the Porsche Cayenne at the end. 10:42 French, 10:54 Romanian.
I came across your channel a few days ago and I gotta say that I love the seagal movie reviews. They are the best. Can't believe you covered almost his entire filmography. You asked for suggestion on what to review next. I'd say do the same thing with Dolph Lundgrens or Bruce Willis movies, cause there are some stinkers in those filmographies. Especially Willis movies are horrible to watch lately. How the mighty have fallen. What is actually really sad is that I love to watch those movies just because they suck so much. Well anyway, keep up the good work and I hope you can get more subscribers.
Just binge watching your reviews, so glad I found your channel, absolutely fucking quality entertainment, love your humor, style and production quality! Subscribed :)
Oh, you know it's going to be a serious sit-down whenever Segal brings the yellow shades. P.S. Why did he remind me of that kid in the airport shuttle in Home Alone when he was asking her all of those questions?
Wait...I haven't seen this one, so what happened to the shadowy boss dude? Was that whole plot contrivance just dropped by the end? I was starting ro wonder if they were planning to reveal that the big bad boss with no face was Seagal's twin brother...
The one thing i will give this movie some created is that steven seagal doesn't keep the girl in the end because the girl double crosses Steven Seagal in the end of the finale fight sense of the movie and i haven't seen that in any of Steven seagal movies.
I don't know if Segal having a gun makes the world a safer place but I think most people having a gun makes them safer. Not sure I'd want him armed around me though.
@@RedEyeReviews viktor and detective Bachu will stop the capitalists and their monopoly board which seeks to destabilize Romanian communists and tarnish the legacy of Nikolai
There’s a scene in End of a Gun where the bad guys enter a hotel room and just aimlessly wander around like they have no idea what to do next. Pretty much sums up the movie. Who the hell was the rando with the ponytail. Awful CGI blood. Really dull final bad guy death. And a Sugababe?! Get the feeling this absolutely definitely wasn’t filmed in France.
That sums it up perfectly. I seriously want to know who the ponytail was. We never see his face :( Well it's hilarious because their cop uniforms say "Police" on the back. And I don't think that's French lol
2:00 What is it with Seagal movie representing French law enforcement/ military totally inaccurately. So this movie came out in 2016 and the National Police equipment didn't change much except for the car. So the officer with the white shirt is wearing a cheap copy of the Police work uniform. First it is strange to use work uniform on a call for an officer but, well not impossible at all, if an emergency come you do with what you have. However the National Police work uniform is a white shirt with POLICE written on the back except in the movie it looks way cheaper than the actual uniform and the style of the writing isn't exactly accurate. However those officers seems to wear some sort of black smoking pants while the national police work uniform uses dark blue military style cargo pants with military combat boots. This white shirt, blue cargo pants, combat boot uniform is more used for administrative work, when on a call officer will try to have the jacket which go with the pants on. However this white shirt could be seen on a call. Btw of course while on a call they wear BULLETPROOF VEST ! they all go aroud without any protection. And to finish, the cap, the goddamn cap they wear. So they kind of look like the parade cap of the National Police. At least that's this style of cap but again the actual ones are made out of wool and smaller in diameter. Oh yes and they are never worn on duty ! NEVER ! While on duty, french police officer wore either baseball cap or side cap never those parade one.
Thank you for the added detail! I've noticed it too, that the French police always look like Halloween costumes. Count us lucky it's not the Queens Guard. Otherwise they would be in full palace uniform while shopping or something lol.
On the gun part. Here is the actual truth of it. At least here in the US. Im rounding up for simplicity. There are about 40k gun related deaths each year in the US. From all causes. About 20k of those deaths are suicides. With a population of almost 400 million. The chances of getting killed by a firearm is waaaaaay less than 1 percent. But, only if you are a cop, in a gang, are suicidal, or live in or very near democratic controlled cities. Im apolitical, thats just a fact. Its the same fact that states the more gun laws/restrictions in an area the higher the crime in that area. And if you are worried or concerned about "mass shootings" portrayed in the media. Understand that those shootings have killed fewer people than has lightning strikes since the sixties. However, in reality there are multiple mass shootings a day as per the definition. 3 or more people shot. These occur in the aforementioned cities with high weapon restrictions. Its specifically one demographic that is responsible for the vast majority of gun violence in the US...but it has somehow become tabbo to state empirical facts. But I digress. So with all that, the statistical likelihood of you or anyone you know ever being killed by a firearm is essentially zero. However, firearms are used roughly a million times in defense of self and others. And please realize the ONLY reason there is the tiniest bit of gun fear os because of propaganda. You are being conditioned to fear guns so you will not arm yourself. And there is a very long battle being waged for our rights of self defense. The 2A is THE most important one. Because without it, we have no way as a people to ensure the rest remain. Throughout history, anytime a governing body has disarmed their populace, the people suffer. Our founders knew the importance and the necessity of an armed people. In short...if you are not "allowed" to defend yourself by any means neccessary, you are cattle.
After watching quite of these the past few days, it looks like he almost works like the same group of people. That gal as well as the main bad guy look super familiar.
Hahaha. Lionsgate…I watched the trailer for General Commander (2020) last night and noticed Lionsgate is still involved with Seagal movies. And General Commander…WHO NAMES THEIR MOVIE THAT?!? It’s like naming your movie Police Officer Cop or Doctor MD. But the best part of the trailer is that Seagal shot is him leaning against a building like he’s out of breath….which I assume is what happened and they kept in the movie?? But I digress. End of the Gun….am I right?!? “…darkness is my friend” and “marblawahbaaalogrestog” are my favorite Seagal lines.
It seriously baffles me that Lionsgate continues to work with him. They must be making money somehow. Lol I would watch Police Officer Cop. That sounds amazing. I can't wait to see General Commander. It's a close to modern Seagal as I can get right now. What a coincidence! my favorite line is also "Mawwblawahbaaalogrestog"
@@RedEyeReviews Yeah, they must get some sort of money out him. But guess $1 is greater than $0…. Also, how cool is it to see you’re already up to 1,600 subs?!? That algorithm is kicking in!
@@losttribe3001 right?!? Thank you man it's so cool to see the jump in subs. Hopefully we keep tracking at this pace and we can get 10k by end of next year
@@RedEyeReviews *end of this year And Patreon will follow. You’ll soon be doing this sitting on a throne made of hundred dollar bills. Besides, I can’t be the only one voting on videos so I encourage anyone reading this to throw a few bucks Redeye’s way!
Self Defense with a headshot? Yeah literally not gonna start with the hypocrisy of Seagal calling someone out based on their Appearance. Might as well call this movie Hypocrisy.
"I love the fuck outta cookies" was his best delivered line because it wasn't acting.
Haha. I believed every word.
I laughed out loud when I heard that line at the end... and I scrolled down... sure enough... the first comment!
Might be the Best line I have seen in any Seagal flick!
Straight up!
Jesus these are the funniest segal reviews on TH-cam. Seriously dude you’ve a real talent for comedic movie reviews. Keep up the good work… please more segal as well lol
Thank you so much! I've really had fun making all of these :)
@@RedEyeReviewsyour vids are hilarious. You and Space Ice should do a Seagal collab. He's freaking hilarious too.
@feraltaco4783 thanks man! I'm glad you enjoy them :)
@@RedEyeReviews heck ya brother! I haven't watched all of your Seagull vids yet because I keep going back to Lawman season 1. The names you came up with are hilarious. Officer Whimpers is the best one. Plus, I love the drunk Eric Cartman voice.
Just realized this was filmed in Romania... and after reading a bit, realized that quite a lot of Seagal's recent-ish movies were filmed in Romania... Lower production costs, decent production quality, english-speaking crew, beautiful women to stand in as extras. Oh, and we've got plenty of good food. :) And booze. Both cheap by American standards.
That explains why Segal's cop friend looks like a Russian mobster
My dad saw him when they filmed this, he was at the hilton hotel, saw the cameras, and then saw steven seagal. Then a few days later, he came in to another hotel, with a convoy of 3-4 hummers, stepped out lookin fatter than ever. Huge ego on this guy.
They also filmed ghost rider 2 in romania, i remember seeing the police in front of a bar, in the town centre, nicholas cage got in a fight, he was in good shape, and the guy has balls, unlike steven here, who hasnt been seen running since his first movies, when he ran like a girl
Went to Romania a few years ago. He right, cheap food and booze all delicious. Just be careful with the rakia.......stuffs strong
Everyone loves loose women
Well, I'm coming to romania
Gotta love imdb trivia for this movie!
"Steven Seagal is master in Aikido, which he displayed in this movie.
Steven Seagal said in an interview that he did all his own stunts, to
include the stunts and dodging real life bullets." LOL
Hahahaha that is amazing
I can't beleive you've nearly got through the whole Seagal anthology. Brave work sir. I'm hoping now he's pushing 70 his final film will be called "Still a hard man" and his character will be called "Widdows Peak". I know that sounds ridiculous and unlikely but don't forget he was called "Forest Taft" in On Deadly ground where he played a sort of psychotic, murdery version of an old male Greta Thunberg.
I can't believe it either lol. We've come a long way.
Widdows Peak would be the best character name to date lol. That sounds amazing.
"An old male Greta Thunberg" LMFAO!!!
hahahahaha fantastic comment!
@@anon-zn3vt haha why thankyou. Tbh "Widows Peak" is no less silly than when he's a martial arts Greta Thunberg in "On deadly ground" called "Forest Taft".
🤣At this point I feel like there's very little he's not willing to do except act like someone killed him or actually even injured him in a fight scene,so your dreams might still come true
I can't understand why you have so little views and subs, you deserve so much more. You're on part with great youtubes movie review channels. I hope you'll grow big and well :)
Thank you so much! We are starting to gain some transaction :) I'm just enjoying the ride. I really appreciate the support!
I don't understand either...this is gold! Most of my favorite channels have very few followers, the creators are way more hungry and fun in their early days lol... good shit Redeye keep it up
@@josefbecher4790 thank you! I promise I will always try my hardest to put effort into the channel.
I said the same thing in another video and I'll say it again here... Glad to be a part of the early subscribers before you get too big to reply to us haha
@@funnyv6048 again. Thank you very much. I love my community right now
Did you know that Steven Seagul is a professional KFC fighter
Hahaha amazing. New shirt idea?
That zoom on his face when he said: really really good, was awesome.
Haha thank you, thank you
And hella creepy and disturbing at the same time. And they’re in France, but she obviously speaks perfect English. How are these atrocious movies still made?? So damn funny though..
He absolutely cannot be fucked to take off the glasses or change his facial hair and I love it
😃😃 I wish i had that level of don't give a fuckness🤣
"I can carry a gun wherever the american flag flies"- way to play into the typical self-important american who doesn't respect foreign laws Steven.
Exactly
And we’ve been putting that the test. There have been more guns confiscated at airports since the pandemic started, then since the invention of airport security.
@@losttribe3001 based citizens
ok der commisar
Seagal still living in the 80s/90s
"No honey, i didn't spend my weekend watching a bunch of Steven Seagal movies. That would be ridiculous!"
" I spent it watching a youtuber describing them to me."
But for real this has been fantastic! Thank you for doing this!
Haha oh the world we live in.
So glad you are enjoying them
I thought this one was surprisingly decent. The big man put in a decent amount of effort and it made it so much more enjoyable. Those doubles also mastered the art of the Seagal walk
I discoverd your chanel about 2 weeks ago. first i thougt you were a big youtube-star because of the qualitiy of your videos and actually was shocked to see how many subs you actually have.
Keep up the good work. You are hillarious.
Aw thank you so much! I really appreciate the support :)
I stumbled across your channel, so I'm watching your videos all day long and can't get enough. Keep 'em coming mate.
Thank you so much friend!
After Seagal, you need to start doing Bruce Willis from the past decade at least. Bruce has been following Seagal's path of pushing out horrible, straight to video movies. Also, he following Seagal's M.O. of using body doubles as much as he can.
Oooo great suggestion friend!
@@RedEyeReviews You absolutely have to do Bruce Willis' latest ''blockbuster'', called ''Apex''. It's definetely up there with the ''best'' of Seagal movies.
@@doublep1980 done and done!
Bruce Willis did a couple decent ones in there but yeah the number of straight to video/dvd/streaming movies during the 2010's he did almost feels like he and Seagal were competing. It's sad but Willis deciding to retire was probably a really good idea, especially with the physical and mental health issues he's revealed since then.
Watched this a few days ago. From the crapton of studios involved, Seagal's southern accent, the pretty good villain, Steven's cop friend, The cheesy fight scenes and shootouts, and the decent soundtrack, it was a beautiful mess
A very beautiful mess indeed
I'm trying to understand what Stevie is going for with that accent. Is he trying to sound southern Black, or is it one of those southern Louisiana type accents? Either way he needs to stop lmao
@@playboymaxim Steven: "I want to be Russian, but if I can't be Russian, I want to be Black."
@@playboymaxim he really tailors his “accents” to whichever “demographic” he’s talking too. I guess he stops short of doing a Tuong Lu from South Park style of impression, but still; he does them.
Movie set in France but was shot in Romania. Naturally
Naturally
Like set in Miami but shot in Panama
Seagal: "I'm good, but I've been better." Homeboy is making it too easy for you to rip him apart!
I’m convinced they paid Steven with cheeseburgers and hot wings
Been binging for 2 days, so glad this channel exists. I started with the first video and where I'm at now, it makes my head spin.
Thanks friend! I'm glad you like the channel
at 9:12 I love how that bad guy is just casually taking a seat behind Seagal.
Funny delivery on "I'm not fat you're fat!" at 3:10
best guess for recent SS movies: most of the budget (25-50%?) goes to Seagal and production has to make due with whatever's left over for co-stars, above the line, below the line, cheap tax-haven or overseas locations etc...the movies are profitable because the distributor probably makes back the budget on foreign presales alone before the films are even released. or, on the off chance it loses money, which i highly doubt, it's a tax write-off for shady investors and/or funds. imho anyway...
Yup. I believe a very similar thing.
Seagal owns the production company that makes all of his movies. He's doing the same thing that Tyler Perry (and Uwe Boll did) does where he pays himself as an actor, as a producer, and through his own company so he makes money and can write off losses on his taxes. After you take the money he is simply giving to himself out of the budget, I doubt any of his recent movies (except for the one with Mike Tyson which had a real budget for some reason) cost 7 figures. The difference is that Tyler Perry makes far more money because people will pay to see his movies in theatres and Lions Gate gets the rest of the profits to distribute in theatres.
So basically, yes, you're right.
Steven Seagal is the crappy Christmas gift that keeps on giving!
Steven Seagal needs to make a romantic comedy
"I've been less fatter...." When we were in Iraq we had to carry our weapons everywhere.....and everyone hated it. This dude is such a fake tough guy......with the biggest ego.He's so self conscious about his gut that he folds his arms whenever hes seated.....I'm happy you destroyed my youthful memories of him...
Lol glad I can help. Yeah he really needed to learn to make fun of himself. He could have been much more successful
Even though ive just watched you like days ago. I'd say im addicted to your content and your voice! I deserve more recognition
Aww thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoy the channel
Lundgren had some stickers before. But now he appears in top movies, Aquaman 1 and 2, all Expendables, Creed 2. Willis on their other hand went to full seagal mode.
I deservvvvve more recognition too!
@@yogafire646 I recognize you!
12:22 legitimately, LMAO... That's got to be one of the actress's headshots from her portfolio.
did anyone also caught that the lady flipped off (Segal or the views or both) at ~13:01?
I Lost it when you said "Myyyy Gooddd" LMAO I knew what was coming! Been binge watching your Seagal content and your parody voice gets me everytime! Great content man
I haven't gone through every Seagal movie but just after seeing that company logo, i've GOTTA see this. You're a machine, RedEye, idk how you do it.
Thanks friend!
12:28 He is using Romania orange phone service.
This was made in my own country , Romania . Had a cousin that worked at it as some technical job or something and didn`t get pay at all. Now every time family reunites I get to listen to him ranting Steven trailer that costed more than the movie . Ps love you and your channel !
Oh my gosh that sounds like a nightmare of a job.
I'm glad you like the videos my friend :)
this one is like 3 steps away from being a good movie, we just need a Steven in shape throwing people, and one or two a list celebrities.
Those are some mighty big steps lmao
I think those days are gone my friend.
@@losttribe3001 indeed, it’d be interesting to see him at like 220 again at 70 years old. He got fat way too quick in his career but I probably would with the checks he was getting
@@connordunckel8544 if he had actual fighting training and kept practicing he probably would have stayed in shape.
@@Skilful_basics8 he definitely does have some legit training, continuing to practice is a different story. Think when fame hits people and they can have surf and turf every night it’s pretty easy to throw your previous life away
RedEye, I've been binging you for two days - you're doing great work (your fans be looking forward to new videos like Seagal that fresh bag of cookies)
So glad you like it!
I can't wait for Above the Law 2, it's on his IMDb page.
I saw that!! I can't wait either. Hopefully it's soon
Seagal sounds like he's medicated or something? Maybe valium.
I like to pretend that Siegal had some bad sushi for 2nd and 3rd lunch and was stuck on the toilet, but the director just said "fuck it" and used body doubles for everything.
Stumbled on to your channel...amazing job man on the videos! Keep it up dude!
Thank you so much!
Just found this channel and this series. Love it. Subscribed. Great stuff.
Thank you so much
Ha! That part at 4:00 reminds me of when the “ask question” option comes up in a video game and you just keep pressing A over and over again. Classic!
Wait, does Seagal even make money from these movies? They all look like they’re “straight to DVD” that ends up straight to the bargain bins.
Good lord your channel is a quality content I've been looking for and I've got addicted ;) I've discovered you like yesterday and I almost finished binge watching your Steven Seagal series. Keep the good work and you will gain subbs like good old Steven gained weight over the years
Awww thank you! I am so glad you found the channel and are enjoying everything!
Oh gosh I could only dream of keeping up with Seagals weight lol. But I'll try.
@@RedEyeReviews Also I would allow myself to recommend you Neil Breen movies. I've seen some other youtubers cover them and Neil Breen movis are bloody awful like honestly The Room is a Shawshank Redemption quality movie compared to them. But they are awful in the best way possible ;)
@@vus9555 I have had his name given to me a few times. I will definitely make sure he is on my list. I can't wait lol
That bad guy with the wig and the dubbing is really...uh...something. Maybe the filmmakers added his scenes in Post as a prank? I think the other bad guy was in the first "Transporter" movie.
They should have the French cop back in another movie (did he survive getting shot in this one? Never mind, they'll find a way to bring him back). He just has this sloppy, happy-go-lucky quality that lightens the mood.
Also...1.6K subscribers? Yay!
Who knows who that badguy is. You literally never see his face, it's insane. But I agree on the French cop, he should totally do more. He was probably the best actor in the movie.
Thank you so much! It's amazing to see the channel move faster
Man, this new Michael Scarn movie looks amazing! Was wondering when they would release a Threat Level Midnight sequel
Hahah amazing
What I wouldn't do for a remake of the room starring THE Steven Seagal..
Hope you doing well Redeye, feel like the uploads slowed down a bit.
That would be amazing.
No it still twice a week. Wednesdays and Saturdays. I went on vacation for a week which is why there was a 1 week gap
@@RedEyeReviews Well you deserve it, hope you had a good vacation.
This villain is pretty much trying to be The Claw from Inspector Gadget lol.
I thought your “Segal Voiceover” from the lawman videos was exaggerated until I watched this… you are SPOT ON!
Doing a porno is a much better life choice for any aspiring actress than to work with Seagal, and I say that unironically as a tip
You are probably correct lol
I like how his padded suit has short sleeves so he can show off his white undershirt cuffs looking like a racist stereotype kung fu master.
How did I miss this...lets see how many Steven Checkboxes this movies fulfills
This "movie" was shot in Bucharest/Romania for Paris/France which Romanians like to call it "Little Paris". I guess the props dept got carried away with this and they placed two different registration plates on the Porsche Cayenne at the end. 10:42 French, 10:54 Romanian.
lol the gun at 10:15 literally reads 9mm blank in German :D
Hahaha amazing
The movie is called end of a gun but you can find Steven decal at the end of a sandwich
Hahaha
@@RedEyeReviews 😂😂
in a couple years he's gonna need a breathing double.
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I came across your channel a few days ago and I gotta say that I love the seagal movie reviews. They are the best. Can't believe you covered almost his entire filmography. You asked for suggestion on what to review next. I'd say do the same thing with Dolph Lundgrens or Bruce Willis movies, cause there are some stinkers in those filmographies. Especially Willis movies are horrible to watch lately. How the mighty have fallen. What is actually really sad is that I love to watch those movies just because they suck so much. Well anyway, keep up the good work and I hope you can get more subscribers.
Dolph is a GREAT suggestion. I didn't even consider Bruce, but that is another great suggestion.
Thank you so much!
Just binge watching your reviews, so glad I found your channel, absolutely fucking quality entertainment, love your humor, style and production quality! Subscribed :)
Aww thank you so much! I am very glad you found the channel as well
Man I love your videos! Been binge watching them all lately. Can’t wait to see you blow tf up!
Thank you Connor! So glad you are enjoying the channel
Oh, you know it's going to be a serious sit-down whenever Segal brings the yellow shades.
P.S. Why did he remind me of that kid in the airport shuttle in Home Alone when he was asking her all of those questions?
Steven Seagal is the best... well the list is too long but he’s the best. Allegedly
Seagal's body double should get top billing. Lol
Brilliant.........bloody brilliant.........you........not the movie! Laughed out loud - thank you once again.
Thank you so much friend:)
If I was Seagal's personal coach first I'd have him walk thirty minutes a day on a treadmill, then have him hit a heavy bag for a few minutes a day.
The only bags Seagal hits are bags of cookies. He loves the fuck out of them.
Wait...I haven't seen this one, so what happened to the shadowy boss dude? Was that whole plot contrivance just dropped by the end? I was starting ro wonder if they were planning to reveal that the big bad boss with no face was Seagal's twin brother...
Keep up this awesome content! Thank you brother 👊
Thank you so much!
funny as always. i love the seeing his dialogue and you reacting to them. lol lol
I am so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you very much
Absolutely brilliant, Lord RedEye
Thank you so much friend!
The one thing i will give this movie some created is that steven seagal doesn't keep the girl in the end because the girl double crosses Steven Seagal in the end of the finale fight sense of the movie and i haven't seen that in any of Steven seagal movies.
Oh very good point. He didn't end up with the lady. Maybe he is trying something a little different.
I don't know if Segal having a gun makes the world a safer place but I think most people having a gun makes them safer. Not sure I'd want him armed around me though.
5:34 no, that's something you should have told her a couple minutes back "I'm in now." 🤣😂🤣
Did one of the actor also play Salazar in the cartel cause i feel like i seen his face before
i love how they got the guy from comrade detective you should check that out its fascinating
Oh I've never seen it! I must watch it
@@RedEyeReviews viktor and detective Bachu will stop the capitalists and their monopoly board which seeks to destabilize Romanian communists and tarnish the legacy of Nikolai
This channel is so underrated
Thank you so much! I love comments like this and really appreciate the support :)
If we learned something about this movie, is that Seagal can be more bloated, no limits for that
There’s a scene in End of a Gun where the bad guys enter a hotel room and just aimlessly wander around like they have no idea what to do next. Pretty much sums up the movie. Who the hell was the rando with the ponytail. Awful CGI blood. Really dull final bad guy death. And a Sugababe?! Get the feeling this absolutely definitely wasn’t filmed in France.
That sums it up perfectly.
I seriously want to know who the ponytail was. We never see his face :(
Well it's hilarious because their cop uniforms say "Police" on the back. And I don't think that's French lol
Lmao who writes the dialogue for these films? Seagal himself?
Please do Bruce Willis reprisal
Always fun hearing RedEye say "eckscape" :)
2:00
What is it with Seagal movie representing French law enforcement/ military totally inaccurately. So this movie came out in 2016 and the National Police equipment didn't change much except for the car.
So the officer with the white shirt is wearing a cheap copy of the Police work uniform. First it is strange to use work uniform on a call for an officer but, well not impossible at all, if an emergency come you do with what you have.
However the National Police work uniform is a white shirt with POLICE written on the back except in the movie it looks way cheaper than the actual uniform and the style of the writing isn't exactly accurate.
However those officers seems to wear some sort of black smoking pants while the national police work uniform uses dark blue military style cargo pants with military combat boots.
This white shirt, blue cargo pants, combat boot uniform is more used for administrative work, when on a call officer will try to have the jacket which go with the pants on. However this white shirt could be seen on a call.
Btw of course while on a call they wear BULLETPROOF VEST ! they all go aroud without any protection.
And to finish,
the cap, the goddamn cap they wear. So they kind of look like the parade cap of the National Police. At least that's this style of cap but again the actual ones are made out of wool and smaller in diameter. Oh yes and they are never worn on duty !
NEVER ! While on duty, french police officer wore either baseball cap or side cap never those parade one.
Thank you for the added detail! I've noticed it too, that the French police always look like Halloween costumes. Count us lucky it's not the Queens Guard. Otherwise they would be in full palace uniform while shopping or something lol.
Sure the joke about France is because the country denied him entrance in the past.
OH now that does make sense lol
4:15 Same actor went on to play A drugpin in a Next Seagall movie as well.
No wigs were harmed in the making of this video
3:14 they even use a double when he drinks coffee :)
On the gun part.
Here is the actual truth of it. At least here in the US.
Im rounding up for simplicity.
There are about 40k gun related deaths each year in the US. From all causes. About 20k of those deaths are suicides. With a population of almost 400 million. The chances of getting killed by a firearm is waaaaaay less than 1 percent. But, only if you are a cop, in a gang, are suicidal, or live in or very near democratic controlled cities. Im apolitical, thats just a fact. Its the same fact that states the more gun laws/restrictions in an area the higher the crime in that area.
And if you are worried or concerned about "mass shootings" portrayed in the media. Understand that those shootings have killed fewer people than has lightning strikes since the sixties. However, in reality there are multiple mass shootings a day as per the definition. 3 or more people shot.
These occur in the aforementioned cities with high weapon restrictions.
Its specifically one demographic that is responsible for the vast majority of gun violence in the US...but it has somehow become tabbo to state empirical facts. But I digress. So with all that, the statistical likelihood of you or anyone you know ever being killed by a firearm is essentially zero.
However, firearms are used roughly a million times in defense of self and others. And please realize the ONLY reason there is the tiniest bit of gun fear os because of propaganda. You are being conditioned to fear guns so you will not arm yourself. And there is a very long battle being waged for our rights of self defense. The 2A is THE most important one. Because without it, we have no way as a people to ensure the rest remain.
Throughout history, anytime a governing body has disarmed their populace, the people suffer. Our founders knew the importance and the necessity of an armed people.
In short...if you are not "allowed" to defend yourself by any means neccessary, you are cattle.
The real question is... does he know which end of the gun to hold.
Doubt it
So now we get Full Frontal Konzervative Seagal. Damn.
"Get Down."
Hey Seagal. That's a Schwarzenegger line.
You can't have it.
6:15 pretty sure this is murder
So like one of those game adds popped up and I didn’t even flinch. It just sounded like a random part of a seagul movie
Love your videos, they make me laugh
@nazaryteliatynskyj8785 Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoy them
I like what you're doing here, very entertaining.
After watching quite of these the past few days, it looks like he almost works like the same group of people. That gal as well as the main bad guy look super familiar.
Hahaha. Lionsgate…I watched the trailer for General Commander (2020) last night and noticed Lionsgate is still involved with Seagal movies.
And General Commander…WHO NAMES THEIR MOVIE THAT?!? It’s like naming your movie Police Officer Cop or Doctor MD. But the best part of the trailer is that Seagal shot is him leaning against a building like he’s out of breath….which I assume is what happened and they kept in the movie??
But I digress. End of the Gun….am I right?!? “…darkness is my friend” and “marblawahbaaalogrestog” are my favorite Seagal lines.
It seriously baffles me that Lionsgate continues to work with him. They must be making money somehow.
Lol I would watch Police Officer Cop. That sounds amazing.
I can't wait to see General Commander. It's a close to modern Seagal as I can get right now.
What a coincidence! my favorite line is also "Mawwblawahbaaalogrestog"
@@RedEyeReviews Yeah, they must get some sort of money out him. But guess $1 is greater than $0….
Also, how cool is it to see you’re already up to 1,600 subs?!? That algorithm is kicking in!
@@losttribe3001 right?!? Thank you man it's so cool to see the jump in subs. Hopefully we keep tracking at this pace and we can get 10k by end of next year
@@RedEyeReviews *end of this year
And Patreon will follow. You’ll soon be doing this sitting on a throne made of hundred dollar bills. Besides, I can’t be the only one voting on videos so I encourage anyone reading this to throw a few bucks Redeye’s way!
This is my favorite fucking video ya’ll did 😂🤣😂🤣
i legit laughed at the "balls" joke...too bad your right..he has no idea lol
Self Defense with a headshot? Yeah literally not gonna start with the hypocrisy of Seagal calling someone out based on their Appearance. Might as well call this movie Hypocrisy.
Hypocrisy - The Seagal Documentary.
By the gods, there's more!
im still not done with my redeye seagull review marathom
Just subscribed, awesome 👌 Seagal is the gift that keeps giving lol 😆
Yay! So glad you found the channel.
When you need a body double for walking, maybe it is time to give up being an action star. Maybe.