I directed this movie and... Ahhaaa I love this! Thanks man! And yes you liked it for all the right reasons. This is a stupid B-movie tribute for 90s action fans. I´m amazed that I managed to trick Seagal into killing himself in the end scene. That is one funny scene :) Thanks for taking the time to do this and all your jokes are more true than you think. 50% of this movie is with dubbles for almost all cast to be honset, Hollywood man, Hollywood... Some crazy people there for sure
While the internet makes me skeptical. If this is truly you, you are a legend. So this is the type of movie that is just fun. You don't have to over think it. There's no hidden plot. It's just exactly what we see. Action, explosions, body doubles and of course Seagal! The man is a walking contradiction and it is one of the most entertaining things to ever watch. I would love to talk more about the movie if you had the time!
I checked your channel and it is really you. Haha holy shit that is incredible. I've summoned the creator! If you had 30 minutes one day. I would be honored to talk movies with you. Feel free to let me know if that is OK via email. Redeyereviewer@gmail.com
@@tituspaar oh I completely agree. The man is enjoyable to watch, regardless of his own performance. I will say it is surreal to have the movie maker himself in the comments. I feel like a child that got caught breaking the rules lol
The fact that he uses a stunt double to get out of a chair/bed is hilarious. Piers Morgan: Do you still fight? Are you still dangerous? Seagal: *looks dangerous* Seagal: Give me my cane and help me up! Once I manage to get up out of this chair, I am unstoppable!
Some buddhists literally called him the reicarnation of an important historical figure. I truly believe that he sees himself as a sort of demi-god, or some equivalent.
Bad guy from Commando, bad guy from Kindergarten Cop, two Seagals for the price of one. What’s not to like? He should do more sci-fi stuff, more interesting and different than the usual ex-CIA yarn. Brace yourself for End of a Gun, it sucks.
Right?!?! And yes I agree. He seems to actually have fun when he isn't a cop. Or ex cop. Or special forces. Or ex special forces. Lol End of Gun! Never seen it. Can't wait.
I bought a prop katana from a pawn shop when I was 15 and it has the exact same hilt bits as that one. Burst out laughing seeing Steven with it, I've only ever seen it in 1 Doctor Who episode before. Spot on with it being the exact thing a teenage nerd would have lol
Personally I found this movie a breath of fresh air after the dregs of the past 5 or so movies. It still wasn't a good movie but it was pretty serviceable. Also it's surreal to see the director of this movie in the comments, must mean the channel is circulating in some of the right groups. Hope you can get an interview with him. Congrats on the 1K+! Hoping the channel really takes off to share the good word of the big man.
Thank you so much! It is surreal to see the director finding this video haha. He seems like such a nice guy. Thank you so much! 1k is such a huge milestone. It's so cool
Wouldn't it be more insulting to the original Cyberpunk(wasn't it a D&D type boardgame originally?) To say the game was based off it, considering what a flop and failure it was?
Props to you for looking at so many of Seagal's movies. I'm planning a commentary video on the "Kill" titles in his filmography (Hard to Kill, Out For a Kill, Driven to Kill, etc) I've made it through nearly every movie on my list and I can feel my brain deteriorating
I've been watching these systematically whilst working so I don't have time to comment much. But I just want to say they're hilarious. I love that you're UP for it. Deeply cynical of course, but it sounds like you love your job. Which makes all the difference.
Ok why doesn’t this guy have 10,000,000 subscribers? This is suuuuper hilarious 🤣 I have watched almost every video he has posted for a whole day. Best critic review ever!
Seagal might be able to take on multiple roles. We could have regular/Exit Wounds Steven, Italian Steven, Native Steven, and the dreaded blaccent-using Steven as a squad of former CIA/FBI/police/bounty hunters who spend a majority of their time sitting around and groping women 1/3 their age.
It's amazing! The wanted picture of the girl on the side of the building, after Agent 47 and the girl escape, is a picture of her... taken from the same room and same moment as the escape. You can even see the buttons on the padded wall in the giant picture on the building display. That's good response time getting those pictures taken and sent out.
I have to say these Steven Seagal movie reviews are always entertaining,im always in fits of laughter at some point...popcorn,nachos & Coca-Cola cola at the ready,as I'm ready for a feature-length "Sensei Segal" review 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@RedEyeReviewsI always thought he was a disappointing choice to play against Arnie in his prime, but as I’ve gotten older there’s some appreciation for just how weird the casting choice was. He called Bennet “Freddie Mercury on steroids” which seems just about right. Keep on making these excellent videos.
@@adamarket Bennett should never have really been credible as a physical opponent to Arnie, and it wasn’t helped by Vernon’s ill-fitting costume, but what made up for it and made him work somehow was just how demented the character was and just how far Vernon took things with his performance. He’s so crazy he believes wholeheartedly he can easily kill Matrix and thus, we the audience can accept it too! Or at least I can. Commando isn’t really a film you go to for realism anyway! 🤣 I consider it something of a mini-masterstroke on the part of Vernon Wells! He’s a damn good actor when it comes to crazy! Do think it’s a shame though that they didn’t have save Bill Duke’s character for the finale, Cook and Bennett both against Matrix would have been fantastic!
Considering who Seagal was hanging 🤔 out during that time and praising Eastern European strong man like Valdimir Putin it make sense he would play a dictator type character in one of his movie
Good morning RedEye, congratulations on 1K! The guy who plays Agent 99 (Johnny Messner?) - don't know who he is, but he's engaging enough that I'd probably watch him in a better movie. The gong at 4:40 was real? I thought you added it for comedy! 8:51 - Seagal as healer - ewww! Oh, it's just so she can do the same to him? Yeah, that sounds more like him. Enjoy your vacation!
Thank you so much Paris! I am so excited to hit this milestone. Seeing the 1K appear instead of the full number. But yeah I agree, he wasn't that bad actually. It's just a bad movie for him to be in LOL No that Gong is legit in the movie. its the only gong sound in the entire film Oh my Seagal listing off organs while touching a naked lady....I'll pass lol Thank you friend!
The thing is we all watched Steven seagull movies but now watching these funny reviews is so much better, wish I had a body double to go to work for me😎
Vernon Wells just gets more and more terrifying with age. The blonde doing cartwheels was epic. Wish we had more movies with double Seagal. I can’t be the only one who wishes he’d shave his goatee, feel like we’ll never see the complete Steven again until he does. Would have been amazing if Crisp’s psycho mom had shown up 😳😳😳
We should have a contest to see which film you can see the least of his face in - am sure in Code of Honor there was a scene where he had his beard (obviously), a scarf, his glasses, a cap and ear phones all on at the same time.
oh oh ... Atkins Diet ... is all about as little carbs as possible (under 50 grams per day usually) so removing the skin from the chicken breast would be counterproductive as the most fat is in the skin and Atkins is basically a fat and protein diet ... sorry to nerd out a bit here on your snarky comment, and I know your just joking, but having studied and lived by that shit for so long, I cannot let it go ;) I loved your talk with Titus Paar, man he seems like a lot of fun. If he ever needs a blonde German bad boy as henchman or cannon fodder for his movies ... lead him my way ;)
Vernon Wells was in this! Have you seen 'Innerspace'? 8:55 Don't knock it til you try it. >///w///< 11:28 They always get that wrong in movies and video games. Berets aren't worn in combat. You know, because they mark the wearer as a priority target.
I can't stop watching these reviews that are of better quality than the movies being reviewed. No hate to the directors of these movies and the movies are amazing for all the wrong reasons and I understand that you are working with Steven Seagull.
I would love to hear you review his infamous "can I laugh in your face?" interview, complete with bullshit meter. At the end of the interview, it would be at a solid 100%
@@RedEyeReviews Oh man! You are in for a real treat. It's Seagal's ego on full display. He even mentions at one point that after Bruce Lee's son died from accidental gunshot, they called Steven first thing so he could confirm he died by way of bullet. It's really surreal and should be a comedy skit. Just search "The Voice vs Steven Seagal" (YT doesn't allow links in comments). You have to let me know what you think.
@@papapetebreen Oh my god. lol The first thing they did was call Seagal to confirm the death. How does he think he can lie so blatantly. I will for sure watch this soon. It reminds me of an story where he claimed to go on several missions with special forces but when the interviewer asked him to read a topographic map he couldn't do it lol
1:41 My God, this shot exemplifies some of the cheapest production values imaginable. Akin to a movie done by amateurs for an "intro to filmmaking" college class. Just takes you out of the whole suspension of disbelief vibe, and it's just: this is an actress posing for a shot in a movie.
Poor Johnny Messner, dude's been pigeonholed into these subpar low-budget action movies where he tries to make the best of 'em, but how can he? There's nothing to make the best of! At least we get some Seagal waddling, that'll always cheer me up, along with these videos! Another solid episode RedEye.
The handler guy is the bully from Three O'clock High and the villain in Kindergarten Cop. Also, Three O'clock High is one the greatest movies ever made!
The greatest mirror destroying scene since Citizen Kane! Who's that guy, Wells??? Not a patch on Seagal! I dare say this is what all films should aspire to be!
Thank you so much! Oh gosh....I think I would say Kill Switch. That might change at some point. But Kill Switches choppy editing literally made me dizzy.
AHH YES a new one! Honestly I watch at least 1 Seagal video when I get home..lastnight was the one where he claims him and Bruce were chums…that Brandon (Bruces little Caucasian boy) and his son met…but Seagal was like 15 when Brandon was born🤣
In the scene at 3:46, when you said it looked a bit strange I thought you meant the fact, that the guy standing seems to have a gigantic bobblehead. It looks not right.
Seagal in a movie costs a million. If you want him to stand, that's two million. If you want him to stand, talk, and do vague king fu facing the camera, that's three million.
I was sitting here thinking "this guy looks so familiar" and it turns out it's Richard Tyson, the bad guy in Kindergarten Cop. Now I feel bad that both him and Vernon Wells is in this dreck. Hope they got a decent paycheck out of it.
@@RedEyeReviews Yeah, I didn't remember his name. It was more like "Oh! it's the guy from Kindergarten Cop and that TV series ..uh..Hardcastle & McCormick? ...no...Hardball. Yeah, that was it".
Also, fun fact, I have that exact same sword from Seagull’s bedroom-threaten-henchman scene, but in black wrap instead of red. They’re like 40 dollars through Budk site 😂😂
that was awesome. the guy from mad max 2 brings back scary memories for me. as a 12 year old that dude was scary. with all the screaming and bugged out eyes. Richard Tyson was a cool actor. Not sure what happened to him. I like that Segal brings back really good forgotten actors from the 80s and 90s.
@@tituspaar that sounds about right lol. Who were some of your other considerations for movie? Was Seagal a requirement for the movie day 1? Or did he just fit the mold for The Director?
@@RedEyeReviews Dolph Lundgren and Peter Stormare was attached at points. Seagal was in before I was. I figured I had to make the crazy script into a B-homage since the cast was already insane and it would just be ridicules to make this into a gritty and serious movie as it was intended (This was before The Donald)
@@tituspaar Dolph would have been great in this movie. And Peter Stormare is my favorite Russian Cosmonaut who would have crushed any role he was given. Man now I want to see the movie it was originally meant to be. If you were just given your pick of the actors and no budget.
@@RedEyeReviews ohhh nah I'm home from work and looking on my PC now, I see what you're talking about. Either way, love the videos mate, especially love the coverage of how much Seagal is sitting down all the time.
If they renamed future copies of this movie to " The Perfect Weapon - Seagul Dies" they could probably double the past sells. Also I got to give credit to Sasha Jackson, nice looking chick, and I think she did many of her own own stunts/fight scenes , as there are no female stunt doubles listed for this movie on IMDB. And dang, they should have used /put in , Richard Tyson more, he plays a great villain .
The main star was in Tears of the Sun with Brice Willis, The Equalizer with Denzel, he has been in few few movies, always as some type of special op guy.
They used a body double for that shot because I'm pretty sure that Seagal isn't in the room for the wide shot. It appears that they green-screened Seagal into the wide shot, and it's not done very well. Look at his shadow, which is always a tipoff when it's done poorly.
haha no that is him in the wide. But yeah all over the shoulder in ALL seagal movies is done by someone else. He actually did most of his fights in this one doe, he useually dousen´t now adays
That one Agent dude looks like Bill Murray's older Ex felon brother that hangs out with Kurt Russell's older brother and they work for a Kroger brand Intel group.
I enjoyed this movie a lot! Seagal is bad guy, his character actually dies (brother or not, he's freaking died on that scene!!!!) and interrogation scene was absolutely brilliant sinisterly played by Vernon Wells, he certainly has a talent for playing bad guys
I thought of the baseball player lol I forgot about "Bennet blowing off some steam" now he is always going to be the Vernon Wells I think of from now on.
“So you can do it to me” is just weird because it’s known that his agent hired “personal assistants” and used that line after they were hired because one of their daily duties was to give him a massage and if they did not know how he would teach them. Creepy
I directed this movie and... Ahhaaa I love this! Thanks man! And yes you liked it for all the right reasons. This is a stupid B-movie tribute for 90s action fans. I´m amazed that I managed to trick Seagal into killing himself in the end scene. That is one funny scene :) Thanks for taking the time to do this and all your jokes are more true than you think. 50% of this movie is with dubbles for almost all cast to be honset, Hollywood man, Hollywood... Some crazy people there for sure
While the internet makes me skeptical. If this is truly you, you are a legend. So this is the type of movie that is just fun. You don't have to over think it. There's no hidden plot. It's just exactly what we see. Action, explosions, body doubles and of course Seagal! The man is a walking contradiction and it is one of the most entertaining things to ever watch. I would love to talk more about the movie if you had the time!
I checked your channel and it is really you. Haha holy shit that is incredible. I've summoned the creator! If you had 30 minutes one day. I would be honored to talk movies with you. Feel free to let me know if that is OK via email.
Redeyereviewer@gmail.com
@@RedEyeReviews Yeah not to many fake tituses walking around. Say what you want about Seagal but he's fucking entertaining :) Glad you liked it mate
@@tituspaar oh I completely agree. The man is enjoyable to watch, regardless of his own performance. I will say it is surreal to have the movie maker himself in the comments. I feel like a child that got caught breaking the rules lol
You did the best with what you had lol
I love how you give him a new number designation everytime. Chef's kiss content my friend.
Haha thank you. I was running out of ideas and was like "uhhhh Agent 1-800?"
The fact that he uses a stunt double to get out of a chair/bed is hilarious.
Piers Morgan: Do you still fight? Are you still dangerous?
Seagal: *looks dangerous*
Seagal: Give me my cane and help me up! Once I manage to get up out of this chair, I am unstoppable!
Right?!?! It insane how little he can actually do and get paid.
@@RedEyeReviews voice acting only would be more honest
He can fight in a chair.
"Oh my god, it's her, it's that girl we don't even know."
Just summed up my dating life, thanks redeye and congrats on the 1k!
Hahaha, glad to be of assistance.
Thank you friend! So appreciative of your continued support :)
This world ain't big enough for 2 Seagal.
Literally.
Just imagine the jobs description for the the body doubles. Requirement: proven experience in standing up. Walking up and down stairs is a bonus.
Hahahaha brilliant
Considering Fast and Furious has body doubles just for showing a hand shifting gears in a car, this really can't be that weird of a requirement lol
🤣😂😂😂😂💀💀
@@nignamedmutt7270 wtf? source?
I think this is how seagal sees himself the “perfect weapon”.
Without a doubt lol
More like The Perfect Tool.
Some buddhists literally called him the reicarnation of an important historical figure. I truly believe that he sees himself as a sort of demi-god, or some equivalent.
If he fell from a plane, Steven Segal would cause another mass extinction.
A weapon to surpass metal gear....
Bad guy from Commando, bad guy from Kindergarten Cop, two Seagals for the price of one. What’s not to like? He should do more sci-fi stuff, more interesting and different than the usual ex-CIA yarn. Brace yourself for End of a Gun, it sucks.
Right?!?!
And yes I agree. He seems to actually have fun when he isn't a cop. Or ex cop. Or special forces. Or ex special forces.
Lol End of Gun! Never seen it. Can't wait.
I bought a prop katana from a pawn shop when I was 15 and it has the exact same hilt bits as that one. Burst out laughing seeing Steven with it, I've only ever seen it in 1 Doctor Who episode before. Spot on with it being the exact thing a teenage nerd would have lol
"replicas have to replicate a real piece of art" ~ Steven Seagal probably
Seagal is so badass to the point he barely stand up.
Personally I found this movie a breath of fresh air after the dregs of the past 5 or so movies. It still wasn't a good movie but it was pretty serviceable. Also it's surreal to see the director of this movie in the comments, must mean the channel is circulating in some of the right groups. Hope you can get an interview with him. Congrats on the 1K+! Hoping the channel really takes off to share the good word of the big man.
Thank you so much!
It is surreal to see the director finding this video haha. He seems like such a nice guy.
Thank you so much! 1k is such a huge milestone. It's so cool
Naaa Im just a cunt that googels myself too much and also find this film funny
@@tituspaar Haha legendary. For real. would love to hear some stories about working with Vernon Wells and the like
What movies are you watching that this is a breath of fresh air?
"I can assume this is where they got the idea for that Cyberpunk game."
As a fan of the Cyberpunk genre and the Cyberpunk RPG, that made me cry.
lol I'm sorry! I love the Cyberpunk genre as well. I just can't pass up an easy joke. its my kryptonite
Wouldn't it be more insulting to the original Cyberpunk(wasn't it a D&D type boardgame originally?) To say the game was based off it, considering what a flop and failure it was?
Props to you for looking at so many of Seagal's movies. I'm planning a commentary video on the "Kill" titles in his filmography (Hard to Kill, Out For a Kill, Driven to Kill, etc) I've made it through nearly every movie on my list and I can feel my brain deteriorating
Haha. Yeah it wasn't east
Congrats on 1K subs. You totally deserve them!
Thank you so much! I have a special video planned to celebrate it when I come back from vacation :)
Lmao!!! That torture scene was hilarious. Im convinced its foreplay. As he's moaning the guy keeps talking all sensual.
Lol. He's a nice guy. He sees he is into it and helps him out
I've been watching these systematically whilst working so I don't have time to comment much. But I just want to say they're hilarious. I love that you're UP for it. Deeply cynical of course, but it sounds like you love your job. Which makes all the difference.
Why thank you! It has been quiet the journey but the kind words of everyone has kept me in the fight with the meatball man
Ok why doesn’t this guy have 10,000,000 subscribers? This is suuuuper hilarious 🤣 I have watched almost every video he has posted for a whole day. Best critic review ever!
Thank you so much my friend! I am so glad you like the videos and I really appreciate the support :)
Seagal might be able to take on multiple roles. We could have regular/Exit Wounds Steven, Italian Steven, Native Steven, and the dreaded blaccent-using Steven as a squad of former CIA/FBI/police/bounty hunters who spend a majority of their time sitting around and groping women 1/3 their age.
Boom. done. print it. Kick Starter the funds. Get it sponsored by Seagals old Energy Drink company and we have ourselves a hit movie in Russia
Your channel is criminally underrated, undersubbed, underviewed. Good lord this is great stuff 😂
Thanks so much man! One day we will climb the ranks a bit more. I am just along for the ride :)
It's amazing! The wanted picture of the girl on the side of the building, after Agent 47 and the girl escape, is a picture of her... taken from the same room and same moment as the escape. You can even see the buttons on the padded wall in the giant picture on the building display. That's good response time getting those pictures taken and sent out.
"So, you shave your head, and you wear her hair as a wig." 😂 I knew there's a reason why I follow this channel
6:52 that's a great dark souls 1 pain sound effect impression
3:49 Jabba The Hutt stands for no man
That would take precious time away from his busy eating schedule
I have to say these Steven Seagal movie reviews are always entertaining,im always in fits of laughter at some point...popcorn,nachos & Coca-Cola cola at the ready,as I'm ready for a feature-length "Sensei Segal" review 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seagal is a joke. Have not watch it but his movies always end the same the joker fake to the rescue 🤮
I just watched your interview with Titus Paar it was amazing lool I'm really gonna enjoy watching this now! ☺
So glad you are enjoying it
The torture guy is the punk villain from Road Warrior and Bennett in 1986’s Commando with Arnie.
I totally spaced on it being Bennett. He legit did a good job in this movie. Creepy af
@@RedEyeReviewsI always thought he was a disappointing choice to play against Arnie in his prime, but as I’ve gotten older there’s some appreciation for just how weird the casting choice was. He called Bennet “Freddie Mercury on steroids” which seems just about right.
Keep on making these excellent videos.
@@adamarket
Bennett should never have really been credible as a physical opponent to Arnie, and it wasn’t helped by Vernon’s ill-fitting costume, but what made up for it and made him work somehow was just how demented the character was and just how far Vernon took things with his performance.
He’s so crazy he believes wholeheartedly he can easily kill Matrix and thus, we the audience can accept it too! Or at least I can. Commando isn’t really a film you go to for realism anyway! 🤣 I consider it something of a mini-masterstroke on the part of Vernon Wells! He’s a damn good actor when it comes to crazy!
Do think it’s a shame though that they didn’t have save Bill Duke’s character for the finale, Cook and Bennett both against Matrix would have been fantastic!
Congrats on 1K mate…there’ll be many more I’m sure 👏😊
Thank you so much my friend! I really appreciate your support.
Considering who Seagal was hanging 🤔 out during that time and praising Eastern European strong man like Valdimir Putin it make sense he would play a dictator type character in one of his movie
truth
Good morning RedEye, congratulations on 1K!
The guy who plays Agent 99 (Johnny Messner?) - don't know who he is, but he's engaging enough that I'd probably watch him in a better movie.
The gong at 4:40 was real? I thought you added it for comedy!
8:51 - Seagal as healer - ewww! Oh, it's just so she can do the same to him? Yeah, that sounds more like him.
Enjoy your vacation!
Thank you so much Paris! I am so excited to hit this milestone. Seeing the 1K appear instead of the full number. But yeah I agree, he wasn't that bad actually. It's just a bad movie for him to be in
LOL No that Gong is legit in the movie. its the only gong sound in the entire film
Oh my Seagal listing off organs while touching a naked lady....I'll pass lol
Thank you friend!
@@RedEyeReviews The gong was an indication to let the audience know that it´s over the top and ironic :) heey who dousen't like a good gong
@@tituspaar OK but the real question....whos gong was it?
No Seagal movies for two weeks?!? NOOO! 😭
I know :( but do not worry my friend. We have some really cool stuff to announce for the channel when I get back
the director of this movie is actually commented and this is was the best thing i’ve ever seen lmaoo
Right?! So cool
sorry if this is redundant, but any chance you will review the original “Perfect Weapon” with the kenpo guy?
I sure will be :)
The thing is we all watched Steven seagull movies but now watching these funny reviews is so much better, wish I had a body double to go to work for me😎
"Literally, mocking their abilities." LOL
Seagal will make a movie about being a medieval lord and even there would he have sunglasses and strip clubs
Hahaha without a doubt.
Congratulations on hitting 1K subs.
Thank you so much! Couldn't have done it without everyones support :)
Great review, man ! I hope you can also do ‘The Perfect Weapon’ starring Kempo martial artist Jeff Speakman .
Vernon Wells just gets more and more terrifying with age. The blonde doing cartwheels was epic. Wish we had more movies with double Seagal. I can’t be the only one who wishes he’d shave his goatee, feel like we’ll never see the complete Steven again until he does. Would have been amazing if Crisp’s psycho mom had shown up 😳😳😳
The day he shaves his beard......will be epic OR the darkest day in human history
We should have a contest to see which film you can see the least of his face in - am sure in Code of Honor there was a scene where he had his beard (obviously), a scarf, his glasses, a cap and ear phones all on at the same time.
@@michaelmyers3709 haha I love it
oh oh ... Atkins Diet ... is all about as little carbs as possible (under 50 grams per day usually) so removing the skin from the chicken breast would be counterproductive as the most fat is in the skin and Atkins is basically a fat and protein diet ... sorry to nerd out a bit here on your snarky comment, and I know your just joking, but having studied and lived by that shit for so long, I cannot let it go ;) I loved your talk with Titus Paar, man he seems like a lot of fun. If he ever needs a blonde German bad boy as henchman or cannon fodder for his movies ... lead him my way ;)
"Gault "before he went crazy and lived in the suburbs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vernon Wells was in this! Have you seen 'Innerspace'?
8:55 Don't knock it til you try it. >///w///<
11:28 They always get that wrong in movies and video games. Berets aren't worn in combat. You know, because they mark the wearer as a priority target.
Vernon is friends with the director.
13:46 every time Steven looks into a mirror, he repeats this to himself for re assurance 😂
😆😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂man i love your narration....i just cant stop laughing......just fell in love with your channel...and just SUBSCRIBED😁
Thank you! I'm very glad you enjoy all these silly videos :)
Seagal personifies the saying be scared of an old man in a profession where men die young lmao hilarious vids man
Lol it is true.
Thank you so much! So glad you like them
Jeff Speakman's perfect weapon is the only Perfect Weapon
This was my favorite one from you Red-eye. funny as shit.
11:55 I haven't laughed this hard at something in a long time
It's my favorite moment ever lol
Mission complete sir.
3:37 When you said, "do you notice something strange?" I was sure it was going to be the woman's odd-shaped foot.
"Now you're both wanted fugitives... You shave your head, and you wear the hair as a wig." Good stuff homie. Thumbs up for that
lol sometimes I get a little off topic
I can't stop watching these reviews that are of better quality than the movies being reviewed. No hate to the directors of these movies and the movies are amazing for all the wrong reasons and I understand that you are working with Steven Seagull.
Glad to provide you some mindless entertainment :)
Something tells me Seagal gets winded reading a script.
I would love to hear you review his infamous "can I laugh in your face?" interview, complete with bullshit meter. At the end of the interview, it would be at a solid 100%
I'll be honest. I don't think i have ever seen that interview. Do you have a link?
@@RedEyeReviews Oh man! You are in for a real treat. It's Seagal's ego on full display. He even mentions at one point that after Bruce Lee's son died from accidental gunshot, they called Steven first thing so he could confirm he died by way of bullet. It's really surreal and should be a comedy skit. Just search "The Voice vs Steven Seagal" (YT doesn't allow links in comments). You have to let me know what you think.
@@papapetebreen Oh my god. lol The first thing they did was call Seagal to confirm the death. How does he think he can lie so blatantly. I will for sure watch this soon. It reminds me of an story where he claimed to go on several missions with special forces but when the interviewer asked him to read a topographic map he couldn't do it lol
Congratulations on the 1k Subs my dude
Thank you so much my friend!
The Sitting Bull has a whole new meaning now...
Ayo!
You need to do the jeff speakman movie titled perfect weapon. It's an action flick right up your alley.
It's on the list :)
Seagal is the *Parfait Weapon* , amirite?
Amazing
"I wonder if he can eat soup". Saving that one in the memory banks for the rest of my life for when silucja situation arises.
1:41 My God, this shot exemplifies some of the cheapest production values imaginable. Akin to a movie done by amateurs for an "intro to filmmaking" college class. Just takes you out of the whole suspension of disbelief vibe, and it's just: this is an actress posing for a shot in a movie.
You got the director to comment your video, awesome.
Right?! I also interviewed the guy as well :)
Poor Johnny Messner, dude's been pigeonholed into these subpar low-budget action movies where he tries to make the best of 'em, but how can he? There's nothing to make the best of! At least we get some Seagal waddling, that'll always cheer me up, along with these videos! Another solid episode RedEye.
Thank you so much!
Yeah Johnny Messner has some legit talent. But every so often......you end up acting across from Seagal lol
@@RedEyeReviews *Sad trombone* Also, glad you did the little transition i suggested, waste not want not!
@@theradiobox5965 yeah! I'm trying to figure it out. I think I'll adjust the graphic so the door opens up into the first scene. So I might tweak it
@@RedEyeReviews Do whatcha gotta do bro
@@RedEyeReviews Oh and enjoy your vacation!
The handler guy is the bully from Three O'clock High and the villain in Kindergarten Cop. Also, Three O'clock High is one the greatest movies ever made!
The greatest mirror destroying scene since Citizen Kane!
Who's that guy, Wells??? Not a patch on Seagal! I dare say this is what all films should aspire to be!
The mirror represents umm power..and oppression and umm reflection?
"we can still watch something scary. Steven Seagal career. Haaaa" lol
Wow...a double just to stand?
Great work keep it up,btw which is the worse Steven seagal movie You have had to sit through?
Thank you so much! Oh gosh....I think I would say Kill Switch. That might change at some point. But Kill Switches choppy editing literally made me dizzy.
@@RedEyeReviews more power to You My friend. Your are a better man than I. Just the thought of sitting through these films is unbearable.
@@pablosilva6988 haha I appreciate the support. I need it to make it through some of these.
1:10 they're pondering the orb bro
Congrats on 1k subs.
So SS is in the movie like 6 minutes or so? Guess that's about right.
Oh, just five more SS movies to go....
Thank you! Yeah, 5 more of his movies and then we move on to his TV shows lol.
Of course segal isn’t going to die from that stab with that little knife, there’s so many layers to get through
That's what I thought too haha
Holy sht, @ 6:49 that’s Wez (Vernon Wells) from Road Warrior.
Have you reviewed Executive Decision? Quite a surprise regarding Seagal's character in that movie.
AHH YES a new one! Honestly I watch at least 1 Seagal video when I get home..lastnight was the one where he claims him and Bruce were chums…that Brandon (Bruces little Caucasian boy) and his son met…but Seagal was like 15 when Brandon was born🤣
Lol oh gawd. No....he was not friends with Bruce Lee
8:40 Did Sifu just document the "explanation" he was giving to all his "personal assistants"? Did this count as evidence for his numerous SA charges?
I've saved a screenshot of Seagal with the word "Intelligence" above his head.
Beautiful
"Brain, spine, kigneys, liver, heart, spleen, i'll eat it all"
I remember this movie having a lot more Jeff Speakman, Prince Zuko, Uncle Iroh, Odd Job, and Olivia from Law & Order: SUV
In the scene at 3:46, when you said it looked a bit strange I thought you meant the fact, that the guy standing seems to have a gigantic bobblehead. It looks not right.
That TOO lol
The Condor! What the duck? A body double to get outta bed. Lolololol
Seagal in a movie costs a million. If you want him to stand, that's two million. If you want him to stand, talk, and do vague king fu facing the camera, that's three million.
You're probably pretty close lol
I was sitting here thinking "this guy looks so familiar" and it turns out it's Richard Tyson, the bad guy in Kindergarten Cop. Now I feel bad that both him and Vernon Wells is in this dreck. Hope they got a decent paycheck out of it.
I had to Google Richard Tyson. Man he looks rather different these days. But I do love me some Kindergarten Cop!
@@RedEyeReviews Yeah, I didn't remember his name. It was more like "Oh! it's the guy from Kindergarten Cop and that TV series ..uh..Hardcastle & McCormick? ...no...Hardball. Yeah, that was it".
Also, fun fact, I have that exact same sword from Seagull’s bedroom-threaten-henchman scene, but in black wrap instead of red. They’re like 40 dollars through Budk site 😂😂
that was awesome. the guy from mad max 2 brings back scary memories for me. as a 12 year old that dude was scary. with all the screaming and bugged out eyes.
Richard Tyson was a cool actor. Not sure what happened to him.
I like that Segal brings back really good forgotten actors from the 80s and 90s.
Glad you enjoyed jt!
Oh gosh. I think I've seen Mad Max 2....one time. I really need to go back and rewatch it
Seagal didn´t bring back shit, he was on set for 12 hours, sat down, did his closeups and left. I brought actors I liked from my childhood :)
@@tituspaar that sounds about right lol.
Who were some of your other considerations for movie? Was Seagal a requirement for the movie day 1? Or did he just fit the mold for The Director?
@@RedEyeReviews Dolph Lundgren and Peter Stormare was attached at points. Seagal was in before I was. I figured I had to make the crazy script into a B-homage since the cast was already insane and it would just be ridicules to make this into a gritty and serious movie as it was intended (This was before The Donald)
@@tituspaar Dolph would have been great in this movie. And Peter Stormare is my favorite Russian Cosmonaut who would have crushed any role he was given.
Man now I want to see the movie it was originally meant to be. If you were just given your pick of the actors and no budget.
9:57 did I miss a tv in this scene or are you mistaking the bed head for a tv? :D
There's a good chance I'm wrong lol
@@RedEyeReviews ohhh nah I'm home from work and looking on my PC now, I see what you're talking about.
Either way, love the videos mate, especially love the coverage of how much Seagal is sitting down all the time.
@@antman8845 oh good. Lol.
Thank you so much! Glad you are enjoying it all :)
If they renamed future copies of this movie to " The Perfect Weapon - Seagul Dies" they could probably double the past sells.
Also I got to give credit to Sasha Jackson, nice looking chick, and I think she did many of her own own stunts/fight scenes , as there are no female stunt doubles listed for this movie on IMDB.
And dang, they should have used /put in , Richard Tyson more, he plays a great villain .
It was show and tell day. That was the reason for the sword.
“Agent 69 is unwillingly 69ed by Steven Segal.”
The main star was in Tears of the Sun with Brice Willis, The Equalizer with Denzel, he has been in few few movies, always as some type of special op guy.
Only Seagal can kill Seagal lol 🤣 but for real a clone wtf and the avenge me brotha was totally his idea 💡
Right?!?! Its like some sort of magical spell. He can't die....UNLESS He chooses to
They used a body double for that shot because I'm pretty sure that Seagal isn't in the room for the wide shot. It appears that they green-screened Seagal into the wide shot, and it's not done very well. Look at his shadow, which is always a tipoff when it's done poorly.
Oh god....I could see it. It honestly wouldn't surprise me
haha no that is him in the wide. But yeah all over the shoulder in ALL seagal movies is done by someone else. He actually did most of his fights in this one doe, he useually dousen´t now adays
@@tituspaar I just want to meet the body double that has such thick and luxurious black hair for his over the shoulder shots.
@@RedEyeReviews It the same guy the Rock uses, so he is balled. Thats a wig and a fake beard walking around
@@tituspaar that is amazing that Seagal looked at the Rock and went....yup that's pretty close to me. Let's do it
There is only one Perfect Weapon, and that's Jeff Speakman!
Its amazing how seagal is wearing the same clothes in the asian connection and a cyberpunk themed movie.
Maaaan, I thought it was the Perfect Weapon with Jeff Speakman! A much better movie!
Lol so sorry to get your hopes up.
That one Agent dude looks like Bill Murray's older Ex felon brother that hangs out with Kurt Russell's older brother and they work for a Kroger brand Intel group.
1:10 pondering the orb
Kenosha kid is innocent!
I enjoyed this movie a lot! Seagal is bad guy, his character actually dies (brother or not, he's freaking died on that scene!!!!) and interrogation scene was absolutely brilliant sinisterly played by Vernon Wells, he certainly has a talent for playing bad guys
Oh totally agree. Vernon Wells plays a really good bad guy
I thought of the baseball player lol I forgot about "Bennet blowing off some steam" now he is always going to be the Vernon Wells I think of from now on.
I love you now
Literally have never seen Seagal even get touched in a movie.
That’s the dude from that teen movie in the 90s where he plays a bully.
I love that his clone is as fat as he is. Like how many months did it take him to catch up to a lifetime of ding dongs and McDonalds?
I don't understand how it helps the plot for Seagal to win the fight in this and in absolution
“So you can do it to me” is just weird because it’s known that his agent hired “personal assistants” and used that line after they were hired because one of their daily duties was to give him a massage and if they did not know how he would teach them. Creepy
Neil Breen and Bruce Willis & Steven Seagal are moving closer together.