I grew up in the late 80's, early 90's... I remember Seagal being a HUGE action Star.... to see him nowadays and Realize how much of a Narcissistic, Self Centered, Ego maniac he is, is Unreal. He went from being One of Hollywood's biggest Stars to being One of the WORLD'S biggest Punch lines, and I'd bet Money his Ego won't even allow him to realize it. These Video's are GREAT! Keep them coming.!! P..S. Seagal Swallows
Idea for Seagal: Write a scene into the next one where you defeat 4 guys with baseball bats whilst lying down and / or asleep. Bonus points if you do it with one foot.
Steval Seagal reviews are one my newest hobbies, thank you for providing us with such comic relief in these dark times. We need more. We need Seagal to continue making his movies, and people like you reviewing them for us.
"Who loves cookies?" "I love the fuck out of cookies." FUCKING. DEAD. I think I pissed a little bit when I heard that. EDIT: Oh my God, dude, "We can hear you opening cupboards." Holy shit that's the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Two thoughts after finishing this crap: They really wanted to show off that drone and I felt really bad for that poor actress. You just have to know that the big man requested to shoot that love scene several times. Didn’t leave much to the imagination
Why even is a guy in his late 60s attempting to be intimate with women in their early 30s? It doesn't happen in real movies because it's sickening. In b movies you produce yourself guess anything goes. Despicable slob.
@@wizcoolc1 So, to be clear, the age difference isn't really the issue here. The issue is Seagal's need to be a "lady's man" in every goddamn movie no matter how little it makes sense. And of course, in light of the sexual harassment cases against him, it's just not a good look. A 60 and 30 year old making fuck is, in and of itself, fine.
@@chaosapiant I respectfully disagree. A 60 year old lusting after 30 year olds is a pervert, who hasn't learned life's lessons. Not only that but Seagal likes to imagine he is some high level Buddhist. Buddhist aren't supposed to indulge in devious sexual misconduct.
@@wizcoolc1 I think the issue is what we define as "devious sexual conduct." An age difference, so long as it's two fully consenting adults is something I'd never consider deviant. However, I DO consider Seagal quite deviant as he's a known sexpest and a bully.
There’s nothing in this world that I want more than to watch Seagal being directed in front of a green screen. Especially when he’s supposed to be running down a tunnel! I mean, it would be fun to see him driving a 70s era Camaro so don’t get me wrong, but to see him trying to “run” would be everything!
Hahah right?! I would love to see Seagal in a Marvel movie. Where everything is green screen, but the twist is that we don't tell him what it's supposed to look like.
@@RedEyeReviews Hahaha. That would be awesome! However, I think it would play out more like this: “Thanks for doing our Marvel movie Mr Seagal.” “….” “Um, so, you’ll be fighting a bunch of Chitauri warriors in this scene and we need you to…” “Chinese warriors. No problem.” “Er, Chitauri warriors.” “Chinese warriors.” “No. These are computer generated aliens….” “Oh. Robots. Ok. Bring out your robots.” “No. These aren’t robots. They are computer generated aliens from outer space.” “Spaced out robots from outer space. Bring um on.” “Uh…six years at USC and this the caliber of actor I’m stuck with.” “What caliber of gun am I using?” “NO!! You are going to put on this suit, play a character and we will motion capture technology to get your movements and…” “I capture most women when they move into my space. Besides, gray suits with pokey dots is what the homose…..” “CAN WE JUST HIRE VAN DAMME FOR FUCKS SAKE?!?”
@@RedEyeReviews I’m glad to know you got a kick out of it. When I’m in a good mood I like to create behind the scenes scenarios and backstories to tv and film characters and actors. It’s mostly to get a laugh out of my wife, but sometimes it spills over into the TH-cam comment section. I also like to rewrite movie scenarios. On a recent road trip, I “fixed” Star Wars episode 7 by turning Rey into a disenfranchised Jedi teen who’s obsessed with tik-tok and talks like Napoleon Dynamite. (Oh, the plot twist at the end of the movie is that she’s Luke and Leia’s daughter; despite the fact that they’re siblings….you’re welcome Disney!) But I digress….😆😆 Congrats on 2k subscribers btw!!!!
@@losttribe3001 so stuf like this happens with steven seagal on set? th-cam.com/video/kEVUTqm0XmE/w-d-xo.html Acting Lesssons on set with Steven Seagal th-cam.com/video/-rDw2YBUz6A/w-d-xo.html
That's sad. A guy in our team had made a drone with a working airsoft gun a few years ago, and which looked considerably better than that. Didn't cost him much, either.
14:55 "And also, you've got Georges St-Pierre in this garbage. Now, if I had to bet, it's gonna be Georges and Luke doing all the action, and Seagal's just gonna make sure he fits in the frame." It's quotes like these that make me wish TH-cam awarded some kind of prize for this kind of gem.
One of the side quests i had when i began watching all of your videos was to figure out which Seagal movie is the one where he says "give him a box of chocolates", so i'm happy i've done that now, unfortunately i gave the quest to myself so there's no reward, no XP gain, just a weird hollow sense of satisfaction.
Spent more time binge watching this series than I'd like to admit, but its just pure gold. Never thought I would be this entertained by Segal. Nicely done Redeye!
As with all these reviews, this is so well put together and so funny it's perfect! I've had to pause this so many times and rewind bits because I'm laughing too hard to concentrate. Fantastic.
Damn the jokes about Seagal sitting are so pure gold. He stopped running! Then he wants to sit majority of the time. Uses a stunt double to stand up and get out of a car! He's so lazy he's gonna need a double to blink very soon
These videos are the only way I could ever bare to watch that bloated sack of fake vanities (Segal) on screen, and then not feel angry at myself for having wasted hours off my life. Thank you for the dedication, entertainment, and sacrifice! Keep 'em coming!
I love your channel so much. I'm a huge fan.....especially of Seagal...no, but really, you're great, man! Speaking as fan, this was probably one of the funniest "Red Eye Reacts" as well. I was dying off of my seat. I kind of miss when you would give us a bit of background to the movie at the beginning, whether it was a story of a disgruntled producer, director or movie studio, or more info on the contracts signed/how this movie came together. Those background points just made the understanding of where he's at in his career at that point that much clearer and deeper, and gave the review of the movie that we are watching much more substance. This is a Seagal journey, and we trust you to lead us! We're already in his 2018 set of movies, so eventually, this series might end if we are just focusing on his films, so we need more background stories of his journey! Also, the "tech" guy in the movie is actually a well-known actor, and was in Romeo Must Die, The Mummy 3 (Both with Jet Li) and a bunch of other big movies. He's a real martial artist, so if you make note of that, or of other well-known/not-so well-known, but still "known" actors or stunt actors, etc. I think it would be hilarious....like, why is he in this low budget ass movie with Seagal? Why does Lionsgate keep dishing these out for him at this point in his career? etc. Love you, RedEye!
Aww thank you for the kind words! That means alot. I agree with you, I also love knowing more about the production and what happened behind the scenes. It's hard with these later movies because they got so little attention, there are almost zero stories about the making of. But I will absolutely dig deeper and try to find whatever little bits of extra info as I can going forward. Thank you so much for your support :) so glad you are enjoying the channel.
@@RedEyeReviews There are a fansite, some interviews can be found there I've been trying to post this comments with all the links but i not seing so sorry if there's like 5 of my comments in this thread ) Basically director (who done a lot movies with Seagal) was asked if Contract To Kill is potentially part of the series along with End Of Gun and Cartels and he replied with yes
English isn't my native language. To improve my English language skills, I usually watch movies without subtitles. But in the case of these recent Seagal movies, I would have to turn on the subtitles. Without them, Seagal's mumblings are really difficult (or nearly impossible) to understand. 😏
Every young woman, in ALL of Master Seagulls cinematic exploits. They were all chosen by him weren't they?! How has he not weinsteined himself after all these years? Do you know what a freshly varnished piece of wood smells like before it dries? Looks and probably smells exactly like Sensei's face and head. Probably?
These aren't Steven Seagal movies, but these are movies that I haven't seen anyone else review and they are so totally worth somebody ripping. 1) End Game 1983 (Bronx Lotta Finale) Think real, real, real low budget The Running Man. 2) The Signal 2007: This movie should come with a disclaimer that it will hurt your head and mess you up for life. The best way to watch it is to do no research at all and just watch it straight through. Then go back and learn about it. 3) Rubber 2010: A movie about a tire that comes to life and has telekinetic powers. Yeah. You read that right.
@@RedEyeReviews That's the best way to come into them. And if you like any of these odd ball selections I got a few others for you. Just let me know when you are looking for some.
This is the best one yet ..the accents oo jesus the accents. As a kid growing up in greece ,seagals early films were constantly on tv and as much as i hate to admit it now, at the time i thought they were the greatest films ever made and steven an amazing actor..oo how i cringe at my youthful naivity haha ..keep up the great content ive been watching from the beginning but never commented ..im so happy your channel is growing so much you deserve every subscribe and view you get
Oh as a kid, Seagal movies would have rocked. I get it. Thank you so much! It has been a crazy month! So glad to have such a great community of subs and movie fans :)
@@RedEyeReviews It does, the FAMAS is currently the standard infantry weapon of the French Army, it stands for Fusil d'Assaut de la Manufacture d'Armes de Saint-Étienne which translates to Assault Rifle from the Saint-Étienne Weapons Factory
Watching your reviews has become something of a daily staple for me. Never fails to get a laugh. Great work, keep it up! Was wondering if you’re ever going to get into reviewing Seagal’s Lawman show? Would love to see it. Seems like a ton of good content featuring our favorite meatball.
@@RedEyeReviews OMG Lawman has soooo many Fat Seagal moments. Here's a fave: Steven and his cops are walking through a crowd.... Woman: Steven Seagal! My auntie loves your movies! Seagal: Do you like my movies? Woman: No, not really Seagal (huffy, whiny voice) Not really huhhhh....
I commend you ability to sit through these movies. I like cheesy movies but they have to be older. Your channel is the only way I can see what modern Steven Segal films are like. I'm sure your videos about these movies are better than the actual movies.
@@Ricky_Spanishh Well to start, Capitaine Jean Danjou would be rocking a FAMAS if he were alive today. But his spirit lives on in every Legionnaire to this day. So yeah,Legend's matey.
That’s what I was thinking. That the did have a tunnel to film in, he got stuck at the entrance, they had to excavate him out and so they went green screen.
How does this man have 40+ movies under his name!?! I don't understand...do people actually like his movies enough that it is worthwhile to have his name on the front covers??? I'm just in awe
Oh man this review and Jason Brant's are hilarious. Anyone that tries to ambush Seagal, he already knows they're nearby. That drone operator gets found by everyone. When he gets into fight with any henchmen they automatically have to touch wrists and then go for it. My favorite though is when he keeps changing accents from New Orleans to mumble and then back to NO. And finally, making all of his movies in Romania or Russia because America is too expensive...and worst of all, an easy excuse to do a love scene with the actresses because they don't know about his shenanigans stateside.
Wow. This was also filmed in Romania. Recognized the mosque in the shot at 8:35. It's in Constanta. Damn, Seagal is cheap :). To his credit, Romania is close enough to Turkey and Dobrogea (the region where the "Istanbul" part was filmed) actually has legitimate Ottoman heritage.
also point out that at 12:15 when he shoots the guy hes holding the gun with two hands, but the exact same kill in the next frame he is holding it with one hand. HAHA classic.
As funny as your breakdown of this movie is, I have to point out something. When you saw pitch shift, frequency and the other parameters for the voice changing, those ARE aspect of the voice that apply to mimicking someone else's voice. Okay, maybe not reverb and echo but pitch, frequency and strength definitely play a part
@@obychnyichelovek6757 The man can barely pronounce stuff in English and you give him enough credit that he'd be able to legitimately speak arabic comprehensibly? :))
Oh man, I just noticed, ono of the guys Seagal beats up in the chair is the Not-Scarred Not-Backstabber Russian guy from... oh Jesus they all blend together I can't remember which one.
@@Gracitagouv I know some of her movies been recommended here before. She’s an impressive and legit martial artist that did some fun movies. Undefeatable has an amazing/corny final fight scene that’s a blast to watch.
This movie made $7048 worldwide on a $5 million dollar budget. I just don't see why anyone would want to continue to work with Seagal when he barely makes any money for his movies.
2:53 I literally have no idea what he said, and I'm from Spain. To be fair, the stuff he said before that point I did understand, though it's still horrible.
When you've reached the most recent (and in this case, final) Steven Seagal movie on your list, you should return to one of his classics from the 90s and re-review it. It will seem like a Scorsese masterpiece haha
Can anyone mention a single Seagal's movie made in the last 20-25 years that is good? Just knowing he is in a movie makes me pretty sure that's a huge pile of crap. Subscribed! Your reviews are better than the movies!
Chair-fu: When you need to fight, but the seat is too comfortable.
best comment ever
Brilliant
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kung-Snooze
or youre just too fat to get up.
A channel dedicated to reviewing Steven Seagal's movies is everything I ever wanted.
Lol so happy I can fill the meatball sized hole in your heart.
Agreed! Redeye is doing God's work!
@@RedEyeReviews I would say it's cookie sized but then Steven would try to eat my heart.
@@yogafire646 thank you friend
@@randommfer-k6w good choice. Safe choice lol
"Tech guy": *Flies a drone 20 feet in a straight line*
Seagal: "that was some great piloting"
Well technically that is "piloting" because you "pilot" a drone.
I can't take these Seagal jokes anymore 😭🤣😩
@@aarons6935 Yes, but it wasn’t “great.”
I grew up in the late 80's, early 90's...
I remember Seagal being a HUGE action Star.... to see him nowadays and Realize how much of a Narcissistic, Self Centered, Ego maniac he is, is Unreal.
He went from being One of Hollywood's biggest Stars to being One of the WORLD'S biggest Punch lines, and I'd bet Money his Ego won't even allow him to realize it.
These Video's are GREAT! Keep them coming.!!
P..S.
Seagal Swallows
Right?! He could have been HUGE if he left his ego behind. But he couldn't do it.
Redeye you have truly compiled a seagallery for us plebs to bathe in. Best segal reviewer ever.
Aww thank you so much! I'm so glad I can provide this service to the world haha
Idea for Seagal: Write a scene into the next one where you defeat 4 guys with baseball bats whilst lying down and / or asleep. Bonus points if you do it with one foot.
Hahaha don't underestimate him. I'm sure he could find a way
Steval Seagal reviews are one my newest hobbies, thank you for providing us with such comic relief in these dark times. We need more. We need Seagal to continue making his movies, and people like you reviewing them for us.
Thank you so much! So happy you are enjoying the channel!
"Who loves cookies?"
"I love the fuck out of cookies."
FUCKING. DEAD.
I think I pissed a little bit when I heard that.
EDIT: Oh my God, dude, "We can hear you opening cupboards." Holy shit that's the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Lol thanks friend! It's so true though. It legit sounds like he is walking around his house recording voice over
U just KNOW Segal thinks he's so smooth. A legend in his own mind.
Your roasting skills on Steven Seagal and his movies are on another level 😂! Keep up the great work 👍!
Thank you so much friend!
Lol when that FAMAS on the drone is firing at the car they didn't bother to make the charging handle move...
Two thoughts after finishing this crap: They really wanted to show off that drone and I felt really bad for that poor actress. You just have to know that the big man requested to shoot that love scene several times. Didn’t leave much to the imagination
Yeah I feel real bad for all actresses in his movies. It's pretty creepy and horrible
Why even is a guy in his late 60s attempting to be intimate with women in their early 30s? It doesn't happen in real movies because it's sickening. In b movies you produce yourself guess anything goes. Despicable slob.
@@wizcoolc1 So, to be clear, the age difference isn't really the issue here. The issue is Seagal's need to be a "lady's man" in every goddamn movie no matter how little it makes sense. And of course, in light of the sexual harassment cases against him, it's just not a good look. A 60 and 30 year old making fuck is, in and of itself, fine.
@@chaosapiant I respectfully disagree. A 60 year old lusting after 30 year olds is a pervert, who hasn't learned life's lessons. Not only that but Seagal likes to imagine he is some high level Buddhist. Buddhist aren't supposed to indulge in devious sexual misconduct.
@@wizcoolc1 I think the issue is what we define as "devious sexual conduct." An age difference, so long as it's two fully consenting adults is something I'd never consider deviant. However, I DO consider Seagal quite deviant as he's a known sexpest and a bully.
There’s nothing in this world that I want more than to watch Seagal being directed in front of a green screen. Especially when he’s supposed to be running down a tunnel! I mean, it would be fun to see him driving a 70s era Camaro so don’t get me wrong, but to see him trying to “run” would be everything!
Hahah right?! I would love to see Seagal in a Marvel movie. Where everything is green screen, but the twist is that we don't tell him what it's supposed to look like.
@@RedEyeReviews Hahaha. That would be awesome! However, I think it would play out more like this:
“Thanks for doing our Marvel movie Mr Seagal.”
“….”
“Um, so, you’ll be fighting a bunch of Chitauri warriors in this scene and we need you to…”
“Chinese warriors. No problem.”
“Er, Chitauri warriors.”
“Chinese warriors.”
“No. These are computer generated aliens….”
“Oh. Robots. Ok. Bring out your robots.”
“No. These aren’t robots. They are computer generated aliens from outer space.”
“Spaced out robots from outer space. Bring um on.”
“Uh…six years at USC and this the caliber of actor I’m stuck with.”
“What caliber of gun am I using?”
“NO!! You are going to put on this suit, play a character and we will motion capture technology to get your movements and…”
“I capture most women when they move into my space. Besides, gray suits with pokey dots is what the homose…..”
“CAN WE JUST HIRE VAN DAMME FOR FUCKS SAKE?!?”
@@losttribe3001 hahahahaha this is brilliant. Your writing skill is coming out. I love this
@@RedEyeReviews I’m glad to know you got a kick out of it. When I’m in a good mood I like to create behind the scenes scenarios and backstories to tv and film characters and actors. It’s mostly to get a laugh out of my wife, but sometimes it spills over into the TH-cam comment section.
I also like to rewrite movie scenarios. On a recent road trip, I “fixed” Star Wars episode 7 by turning Rey into a disenfranchised Jedi teen who’s obsessed with tik-tok and talks like Napoleon Dynamite. (Oh, the plot twist at the end of the movie is that she’s Luke and Leia’s daughter; despite the fact that they’re siblings….you’re welcome Disney!)
But I digress….😆😆
Congrats on 2k subscribers btw!!!!
@@losttribe3001
so stuf like this happens with steven seagal on set?
th-cam.com/video/kEVUTqm0XmE/w-d-xo.html
Acting Lesssons on set with Steven Seagal
th-cam.com/video/-rDw2YBUz6A/w-d-xo.html
That's sad. A guy in our team had made a drone with a working airsoft gun a few years ago, and which looked considerably better than that.
Didn't cost him much, either.
That sounds awesome. Yeah I don't know why they were trying in this movie lol.
14:55 "And also, you've got Georges St-Pierre in this garbage. Now, if I had to bet, it's gonna be Georges and Luke doing all the action, and Seagal's just gonna make sure he fits in the frame." It's quotes like these that make me wish TH-cam awarded some kind of prize for this kind of gem.
Steven Seagal is the final boss for the Me Too movement.
Lol we are in trouble
One of the side quests i had when i began watching all of your videos was to figure out which Seagal movie is the one where he says "give him a box of chocolates", so i'm happy i've done that now, unfortunately i gave the quest to myself so there's no reward, no XP gain, just a weird hollow sense of satisfaction.
Spent more time binge watching this series than I'd like to admit, but its just pure gold. Never thought I would be this entertained by Segal. Nicely done Redeye!
Thank you so much! Very glad you are enjoying the series :)
I have binged ever Seagal review you have done in the last 3 days... god I love them.
Thank you so much! So happy you found the channel.
This is easily one of the worst of Seagal's entire library. Which is a fucking accomplishment.
Yeah it really is. Sadly I think we are past any of his "good" movies at this point.
@@RedEyeReviews Yeah, we are now moving into his "jet black goatee, sit down through the entire movie, mumble all his lines" phase
@@RedEyeReviews I'd argue 'Cartels' is watchable. Granted I watched it shitboxed.
@@liampendergast8670 lol. Shitboxed is a great way to watch Seagal
he's only had 1 good movie. That was under siege
As with all these reviews, this is so well put together and so funny it's perfect! I've had to pause this so many times and rewind bits because I'm laughing too hard to concentrate. Fantastic.
So glad you enjoyed it :)
Damn the jokes about Seagal sitting are so pure gold. He stopped running! Then he wants to sit majority of the time. Uses a stunt double to stand up and get out of a car! He's so lazy he's gonna need a double to blink very soon
These videos are the only way I could ever bare to watch that bloated sack of fake vanities (Segal) on screen, and then not feel angry at myself for having wasted hours off my life. Thank you for the dedication, entertainment, and sacrifice! Keep 'em coming!
Glad I can be of assistance ! :)
I love your channel so much. I'm a huge fan.....especially of Seagal...no, but really, you're great, man! Speaking as fan, this was probably one of the funniest "Red Eye Reacts" as well. I was dying off of my seat. I kind of miss when you would give us a bit of background to the movie at the beginning, whether it was a story of a disgruntled producer, director or movie studio, or more info on the contracts signed/how this movie came together. Those background points just made the understanding of where he's at in his career at that point that much clearer and deeper, and gave the review of the movie that we are watching much more substance. This is a Seagal journey, and we trust you to lead us! We're already in his 2018 set of movies, so eventually, this series might end if we are just focusing on his films, so we need more background stories of his journey! Also, the "tech" guy in the movie is actually a well-known actor, and was in Romeo Must Die, The Mummy 3 (Both with Jet Li) and a bunch of other big movies. He's a real martial artist, so if you make note of that, or of other well-known/not-so well-known, but still "known" actors or stunt actors, etc. I think it would be hilarious....like, why is he in this low budget ass movie with Seagal? Why does Lionsgate keep dishing these out for him at this point in his career? etc. Love you, RedEye!
*as a fan
Aww thank you for the kind words! That means alot.
I agree with you, I also love knowing more about the production and what happened behind the scenes. It's hard with these later movies because they got so little attention, there are almost zero stories about the making of. But I will absolutely dig deeper and try to find whatever little bits of extra info as I can going forward.
Thank you so much for your support :) so glad you are enjoying the channel.
@@RedEyeReviews There are a fansite, some interviews can be found there
I've been trying to post this comments with all the links but i not seing so sorry if there's like 5 of my comments in this thread )
Basically director (who done a lot movies with Seagal) was asked if Contract To Kill is potentially part of the series along with End Of Gun and Cartels and he replied with yes
@@obychnyichelovek6757 no worries. Yeah TH-cam doesn't like links for some reason.
But I will have to pull those up
His name is Russell Wong.
The guy in the bar at @1:33 looks like coffeezilla
6:11 I love they Have an DSLR camera on a massive drone, like even fairly cheap commercial drones for years now have built in cameras
English isn't my native language. To improve my English language skills, I usually watch movies without subtitles. But in the case of these recent Seagal movies, I would have to turn on the subtitles. Without them, Seagal's mumblings are really difficult (or nearly impossible) to understand. 😏
Oh I can imagine that. English is my first language and I still need subtitles to understand him lol
I'm watching all the Segal ... again I've been watching your channel 2 days straight tour sense of humour is just like mine. You are killing it
So glad you are enjoying everything!!
Every young woman, in ALL of Master Seagulls cinematic exploits. They were all chosen by him weren't they?! How has he not weinsteined himself after all these years? Do you know what a freshly varnished piece of wood smells like before it dries? Looks and probably smells exactly like Sensei's face and head. Probably?
It's crazy he has kept out of jail. He's had a bunch of accusations against him. But he now lives in Russia. So it would be hard at this point.
Russell Wong was in the mummy 3 with jet LI now he's doing this
Also with Jet Li in Romeo Must Die.
These aren't Steven Seagal movies, but these are movies that I haven't seen anyone else review and they are so totally worth somebody ripping.
1) End Game 1983 (Bronx Lotta Finale) Think real, real, real low budget The Running Man.
2) The Signal 2007: This movie should come with a disclaimer that it will hurt your head and mess you up for life. The best way to watch it is to do no research at all and just watch it straight through. Then go back and learn about it.
3) Rubber 2010: A movie about a tire that comes to life and has telekinetic powers. Yeah. You read that right.
Oh my gosh, and I haven't seen any of these! Added to the list :)
@@RedEyeReviews That's the best way to come into them. And if you like any of these odd ball selections I got a few others for you. Just let me know when you are looking for some.
13:34 incredible acting lol
This is the best one yet ..the accents oo jesus the accents. As a kid growing up in greece ,seagals early films were constantly on tv and as much as i hate to admit it now, at the time i thought they were the greatest films ever made and steven an amazing actor..oo how i cringe at my youthful naivity haha ..keep up the great content ive been watching from the beginning but never commented ..im so happy your channel is growing so much you deserve every subscribe and view you get
Oh as a kid, Seagal movies would have rocked. I get it.
Thank you so much! It has been a crazy month! So glad to have such a great community of subs and movie fans :)
@@RedEyeReviews you deserve to have such a great community as much as seagal deserves golden raspberry awards haha
@@adikiatruecrime6860 lol awww thank you so much.
Am I the only one who was thinking "Why a FAMAS of all things being tied to the drone?"
I'm so illiterate when it comes to guns, I was trying to figure out if FAMAS stood for something like FUBAR. Does it?
@@RedEyeReviews Nope. Its basically abbreviation of "Rifle made by St.Etienne armory" in French
@@RedEyeReviews It does, the FAMAS is currently the standard infantry weapon of the French Army, it stands for Fusil d'Assaut de la Manufacture d'Armes de Saint-Étienne which translates to Assault Rifle from the Saint-Étienne Weapons Factory
@@MellowGrunt10 oh that's very interesting. What a bizarre gun name.
A Famas attached to a drone? Gun Jesus approved.
So glad I found this channel definitely gives me a good chuckle
So glad! Thanks for joining!
I thought understanding his English is tough, but as a hispanic I confirm I didn't understand a thing he said in "spanish"
Loving the channel. Just discovered it. Feels like I found a hidden gem. Def gonna be one of the channels I prepare a good snack to watch with
Yay! So glad you found the channel. :) welcome
She's like smokin 21 and he's a blobby 65. Sounds legit. It's all about the money kids.
Watching your reviews has become something of a daily staple for me. Never fails to get a laugh. Great work, keep it up!
Was wondering if you’re ever going to get into reviewing Seagal’s Lawman show? Would love to see it. Seems like a ton of good content featuring our favorite meatball.
I am so glad you are enjoying all the videos.
Absolutely! I plan on doing his TV show after we finish with the movies. I can't wait
@@RedEyeReviews OMG Lawman has soooo many Fat Seagal moments. Here's a fave: Steven and his cops are walking through a crowd....
Woman: Steven Seagal! My auntie loves your movies!
Seagal: Do you like my movies?
Woman: No, not really
Seagal (huffy, whiny voice) Not really huhhhh....
@@ralang999 hahaha that is incredible. I can't wait to see it
@@ralang999 which episode?
@@mwont not sure
I need to work in "Like a monkey fucking a football" in my vocabulary. Thats amazing.
How adorable! Seagal thinks he's a tactical mastermind now, too! XD
I could say that Seagal is a walking meme now, but that wouldn't be true because he doesn't really walk anymore.
hey brother you are great glad i found your channel hope to see you with alot of subs and tons of views you deserve it.
Thank you so much!
Discovered your channel and beginning the binge.
Looking forward to more!
Thank you so much. So glad you found the channel
If you have insomnia just listen Seagal's dialogues and you'll fall asleep immediatelly with how slowly and boringly he delivers his lines
That drone with the FAMAS bouncing around wildly when it fires is hilarious.
This content is gold - keep up the great work!
Thank you!
Steven practicing the martial art he invented: Chair Ninjitsu
I commend you ability to sit through these movies. I like cheesy movies but they have to be older. Your channel is the only way I can see what modern Steven Segal films are like. I'm sure your videos about these movies are better than the actual movies.
Lol thank you! I try to make the movies somewhat enjoyable. But it's hard
@@RedEyeReviews ...given the source material? Lol
Oh hell yes! I just finished the series and now there’s a new episode!
Hell yeah! Good timing.
Actually that drone is kind of badass! She's flying with a FAMAS. Look up the absolute legends who've been carrying those into battle all these years.
Name one legend. Not the military branch, just one single person.
@@Ricky_Spanishh Well to start, Capitaine Jean Danjou would be rocking a FAMAS if he were alive today. But his spirit lives on in every Legionnaire to this day. So yeah,Legend's matey.
most underrated channel I ever saw, thanks for vids
Thank you so much! That is so kind
Pretty sure real tunnel doors cant fit Seagal
That’s what I was thinking. That the did have a tunnel to film in, he got stuck at the entrance, they had to excavate him out and so they went green screen.
Russell Wong. How did they rope in Russell Wong..? And what the heck is Sit-gal saying..?
Sit-gal. Love it!
i'll never get enough of youtube reviewers clowning on seagal
Got that right. They make Seagull’s movies watchable.
I wish Seagall would make infinite amount of movies, so you can review them....best job ever.
Right?!?! The dream right there
Real gem at 10:30 😂😂😂😂
very underrated channel, great videos pal
I love your content bro, youre the best
Thank you so much! I'm glad you like the videos
How does this man have 40+ movies under his name!?! I don't understand...do people actually like his movies enough that it is worthwhile to have his name on the front covers??? I'm just in awe
That job application scene with the drone was priceless
Whoever gave money to make this film, well done 👍 I laugh 😹 and laugh so much. Thanks 😊 look forward to the sequels.
I love how natural Seagal’s hair looks.
Did you make that nickname just to do that joke?
Because it would be more genius than 5 last Seagal movies combined.
Dunno how I found this channel. But I thought I was the only person who loved seagal movies. Definitly subbing
So glad you found it!
On this channel you will find an entire ocean of Seagal "fans" lol
@@RedEyeReviews yeaaa buddy
You ARE the only one lol
Bro I really hope Seagal 🙏 is aware of this channel. I feel you have kept him alive forever with these reviews.
Haha. I secretly hope so
great review. love all the segments.
Thank you so much!!
"He only knows enough Arabic to ask for more Falafel." 😂😂😂 geezus fuck! Died.
This movie is about Steve telling people "please no need to watch my movie,I will tell you what will happen and how it will happen".
Lol exactly.
FAMAS-armed drone is a whole new level
I hope these young actresses are paid well. Though I doubt it enough.
Why SS sounds like bunch of drunken bees in a hive? Influence of "The Godfather"? A rare Middle Eastern-Mexican curse? Too much cold beer?
Lol all of the above?
"Drunken bees in a hive" is perfect!
@@parisgreen4600 agreed
Oh man this review and Jason Brant's are hilarious. Anyone that tries to ambush Seagal, he already knows they're nearby. That drone operator gets found by everyone. When he gets into fight with any henchmen they automatically have to touch wrists and then go for it. My favorite though is when he keeps changing accents from New Orleans to mumble and then back to NO. And finally, making all of his movies in Romania or Russia because America is too expensive...and worst of all, an easy excuse to do a love scene with the actresses because they don't know about his shenanigans stateside.
Oh I will for sure check out Jason Brants review. love me some fellow Seagal "Fans"
Seagal is fluent in Mumble. lol
Happy New Years!
@@RedEyeReviews happy new year 👍🏻
And uh (labored breathing) that's what I think this meeting is about. 🤣
Lol. One day I'll just make a video of all his breaths
Gonna be a loooooong video 🤣
Your channel is awesome, bro!
Thank you Viktor!
"we hear you opening cupboards and shite" and you really do 🤣
‘Behold my limp wrist fist style!’
Wow. This was also filmed in Romania. Recognized the mosque in the shot at 8:35. It's in Constanta. Damn, Seagal is cheap :). To his credit, Romania is close enough to Turkey and Dobrogea (the region where the "Istanbul" part was filmed) actually has legitimate Ottoman heritage.
I love how he uses his real life cop experiences in his films "let me see those hands"
also point out that at 12:15 when he shoots the guy hes holding the gun with two hands, but the exact same kill in the next frame he is holding it with one hand. HAHA classic.
He fights sitting down😂😂😂😂
I really should go to sleep but this is just to funny 😂
As funny as your breakdown of this movie is, I have to point out something. When you saw pitch shift, frequency and the other parameters for the voice changing, those ARE aspect of the voice that apply to mimicking someone else's voice. Okay, maybe not reverb and echo but pitch, frequency and strength definitely play a part
That is a fair point
@@RedEyeReviews what was missing was formant. The shape of the throat 😊
This is the video that made me subscribe to this channel. 😂
"Whoooooo loves cookies?"
"I love the fuck outta cookies."
Bruh.... 😂😂😂😂
He is sitting even in the car chase scene genius...he really is so lazy at this point...
Haha. Damn Steven, at least stand in the car!
as someone who is not into Steven Seagal Movies: Is this comedy, or an legit "serious" acting career? Or is it something modern?
He thinks it's serious, we think it's comedy....and that makes it modern entertainment?
Contract to Sit!
I’m Arabian and latterly have zero idea what he just said in Arabic
Haha OK thank you for confirming that he didn't say anything real.
But maybe he spoke a different dialect from yours
@@obychnyichelovek6757 The man can barely pronounce stuff in English and you give him enough credit that he'd be able to legitimately speak arabic comprehensibly? :))
@@Kain987 Well, he spoke russian comprehensively, although using just basic words, i would expect him to say few words in arabic with terrible accent
@@obychnyichelovek6757 if thats so , at lease i will understand a word or 2..so no he didn’t spoke arabic at all
You know if you listen to Seagal talking during that interrogation scene, he sounds like a AI robot caller. lol.
"I can seat the whole movie" That's an accurate discription of Code of Honor
For a moment there I thought he was going to sing " head shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes ".😅
Love how in one shot the Camaro has tints but not the actual car Seagal is in. Lol
Oh man, I just noticed, ono of the guys Seagal beats up in the chair is the Not-Scarred Not-Backstabber Russian guy from... oh Jesus they all blend together I can't remember which one.
It's amazing how many people come back to keep working with Seagal
We can bring in anything on this drone. Like a fresh emergency Sharpie for Steve’s hairline.
Cynthia Rothrock, her acting skill is the level of a leave but if ure looking for action. Just putting it out there.....out here xD
She did most of her stunts herself in her Hong Kong Movie years
@@A_Toastonawhiteplate She still is the queen of action 💥
@@Gracitagouv I know some of her movies been recommended here before. She’s an impressive and legit martial artist that did some fun movies. Undefeatable has an amazing/corny final fight scene that’s a blast to watch.
@@losttribe3001 🤗 they are. I tried watching one of her movies but my brain couldnt handle. Some movies seem more fun watching 2gether.
This movie made $7048 worldwide on a $5 million dollar budget. I just don't see why anyone would want to continue to work with Seagal when he barely makes any money for his movies.
Your Cartman voice got me rolling😂😂
2:53 I literally have no idea what he said, and I'm from Spain.
To be fair, the stuff he said before that point I did understand, though it's still horrible.
When you've reached the most recent (and in this case, final) Steven Seagal movie on your list, you should return to one of his classics from the 90s and re-review it. It will seem like a Scorsese masterpiece haha
I totally could do that. It would be refreshing lol
@@RedEyeReviews Hahaha amazing. Thank you for such great entertainment!
@@lifeispeachypodcastyoutube of course! Thanks for the kind words :)
Can anyone mention a single Seagal's movie made in the last 20-25 years that is good? Just knowing he is in a movie makes me pretty sure that's a huge pile of crap.
Subscribed! Your reviews are better than the movies!
Lol ummmm Machete? But he isn't in much of it.
Besides that no.
Thank you so much!
@@RedEyeReviews Oh yeah... Machete... But like you said, he's not the principal character. Seagal should be ashamed.
Into the sun 2005 was very good. 2018s attrition was also a step up from the nonsense around it