Seagal cant vanish that quickly, in another film we saw him walking up 8 stairs and needing to sit down afterwards. Unless there is a pizza delivery on set or lunch is ready
I wrote up a big rant about this movie's depiction of the SR-71 because I'm THAT kind of nerd but deleted it because nobody needs or wants to see that. What I will say is this: that bird is faster than it is stealthy and it's no slacker in terms of stealth.
Haha. It's OK my channel is full of long nerdy rants. That is so interesting because it has always looked fast to me, but every movie shows it just kinda "floating" around
@@RedEyeReviews iirc the SR-71 is the fastest manned aircraft ever developed and flown. It didnt take long for the Soviets to identify it's radar cross-section considering it was 112ft^2 but thankfully it was so ludicrously fast that as soon as they were detected the pilots would just up the throttle and they could effectively outrun anything the Soviets launched to intercept them. There's actually a great story somewhere here on YT of an SR-71 radio operator telling an audience about the time he and his pilot speed check to an ATC in LA after hearing some hotshot military pilot try to one-up someone flying a rinky-dink prop plane and I would recommend looking for this story
Reminds me a lot of Flight of the Black Angel, but in that movie the hero sacrifices himself to stop the villain. Seagal would never accept to be killed, even in heroic sacrifice.
@@АндрейСоколов-д7к And Machete. Machete stabs him with some bladed weapon(don't recall the actual name of it for some reason.... hhmmm......) and Seagal finishes himself off with a hara kiri horizontal slash.
There actually is a difference between "passive stealth" and "active stealth." "Passive stealth" is just decreasing the plane's visibility and sound with things like paint schemes, so when people look up, they don't right away see a jet, and also the design of the jet creates a smaller radar silhouette, making it harder to detect. "Active stealth" is what stealth aircraft use like jamming radar and counter-electronic warfare devices. But in this instance, the bomber doesn't have any passive stealth, even though the B-117 DOES have it, which is why it looks all funky shaped, but it's not as good as the active stealth, which in this movie is a cloaking device.
Good answer.... but bad target, this IS A SEAGAL FILM MAN!!! Passive active reality noooooo ... seagal flies a stealth plane just so he kick a dude or tyrant in the nuts .... then bang a chick, mumble about something n roll credits ... USA USA USSR ... or whatever his dubious citizenship is these days
Jamming and electronic warfare are what for example Growler does. It is not stealth, because it yells to everyone you are there (somewhere). Active stealth would be like noise cancelling headphones. Real concept but impractical outside of movies. At least for now... (And great channel this btw.)
Either you are getting funnier Redeye…or Sea-Gal’s movies are getting so ludicrous they’re laughable…(I’m guessing it’s a combo of both) Whichever, this is your best review so far and I’ve actually laughed out loud a few times. PS: I loved Iron Eagle as a child. Glad I could see a few clips from it in this review!
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it :) I'm sure it's a combination of both, but I'll take the credit haha. Iron Eagle is awesome. I have to go watch it again.
@@RedEyeReviews I watched it a couple months back and had a good chuckle at the movies I use to love. The way the hero puts on his cassette player and flys all bad-ass because of the music!!! I would love to see a review for Black Thunder now. I know you have a long list going, but yeah..it would be hilarious to see you compare the 2 films. And it looks like Dudikoff may get a little more dialog in that!
@@losttribe3001 it is really one of those classics for me. Oh I have already had a couple of people ask for Black Thunder, so it is absolutely on the list haha. I hope Dudikoff kills it.
@@RedEyeReviews I look forward to it because I haven’t seen Dudikoff outside of the American Ninja movies. But at least he gets to shoot a gun in it! Though…honesty, it looked about as natural as Seagal shooting the machine gun in this one! Me and my wife had such a great laugh at that clip! Seagal looked about as enthused shooting it as me hearing about an extended warranty on a TV at Best Buy. Lol
7:22 So the guy tells those people exactly who he is true. You have to tell you captives your rank, name, branch of service, and EDIPI (Electronic Data Interchange Personnel Identifier.) It part of the Geneva Convention and if you tell it you are safe and protected by the Geneva Convention. If you don't then that make you a private citizen with no laws or rules protecting you. So you captors can do whatever they want with you.
Oh it's so dumb. But it's so he can hide his new found "size" as well as let his body double do a scene and fewer people noticing. But man it makes it hard to follow who's who lol
7:20 "immediately tells her exactly who he is" yeah... the Geneva Conventions require combatants to do that. And it's not that stupid as staying silent may have them presume he's a mercenary and guess what... mercenaries don't get protection of the Geneva Conventions and can just be executed right on the spot. And they probably will. People of his demographic often ended up working as mercenaries in such regions, usually as pilots due to there being so many more qualified pilots from North America and Europe.
So the bad guys don’t have anyone to fly the plane? They just have to hope that for an extra $200M, the pilot who stole it, will agree to kill most of the world, making spending his $300M impossible.
Seagal also made an appearance in the film Executive Decision, which also features stealth planes. His character, on the other hand, does not have a long existence...
Seagal kicks asses on planes, trains, and automobiles. Another good video!! Also I came across a Ninja movie that you might be interested in Robot Ninja (1989)
Action movies are not exactly known for their innovative plots. There's only a handful of basic plots. This also reminds me of the Clint Eastwood movie Firefox (1982).
Nah ... sorta but nah, Firefox was a Cold War thriller based on the plot of a coerced defection or infiltration to steal a high tech world peace destabilising wonder fighter from the “evil empire” ... codenamed um “Firefox” ... basically a hyper paranoid Tom Clancy-esque techno fantasy ... tempered by Clint Eastwood’s very very very measured performance. Good book, ok film. Though actually maybe Eastwood really was very much the proto seagal ... just sleep walking through films. ALSO it was based on a book! And as far as I’m aware no Steven Seagal film has ever been based on a book! :p hell they are barely based on scripts, maybe first draft screenplays at best?!
That is the best Navy SEAL that I have ever seen in movie. They are so well equipped that they dont need silencer, helmet, tactical headset or any military tactics. Absolutely brilliant!
"Black Thunder" sounds like a title of some 70's blaxploitation movie. (As a matter of fact, I would love to watch them but so far I have only managed to see "Super Fly".) Then again, I haven't heard the name Michael Dudikoff in ages. I have seen only one of his films called "American Ninja" back in the 80's.
Why would the navy seals deploy with MP5s and no stocks attached while carrying rifle mags on the legs 😂 on top of standing in the middle of the warehouse lol
Can you imagine being an extra in one of these Seagal movies😂 it reminds me of when Pee Wee Herman is an extra in a movie with a hero named PW, everyone that knows Pee’Wee is there to see his cameo🤣
Okay we need an action sequence. You’re driving any suggestions? Seagal puts down the sandwich I imagine he’s always eat when not on camera. “Just one, I’m like really tired. I need to stop driving or I might crash. So then I go in a gas station and it gets robbed and I kill everyone.” Takes another bite of the sandwich “I guess we’re done here. I’m gonna go eat something.” Everyone: 👀
0:22 My 'sona is a rabbit. u///w///u 6:15 Unfold those stocks, greenhorns! 10:01 Stock's unfolded! Kudos to that guy! Btw, that's an HK MP5K PDW just like in several of Seagal's other moviefilms. It's possible that the same theatrical armory equips most of his moviefilms. That's why the Valmet M78/83 (the Finnish RPK) shows up in both Commando and Predator. It was the same gun because same theatrical armory. 10:05 Unfold the rest of those stocks, greenhorn! Either do things right consistently or do things wrong consistently. It's better to be consistently wrong than to go all wishy-washy because at you're being consistent. Hufflepuffs, represent! Yeah, I went there. 11:01 You can't pull a single grenade pin with your teeth, much less two of them. That trope needs to end. 11:22 / 11:42 Unfold that stock, greenhorn! 11:43 Grasp that "dong" grip properly, greenhorn! Sheesh! Can't anyone do anything right?! 12:18 Fasten your boot buckle, you slovenly wretch! 14:39 He's gunzerking! He looks like an Axton main, not a Salvador main. Military types don't gunzerk like that. 16:19 If yer not gonna shoulder that weapon properly and use those sights, you might as well gunzerk akimbo style. Or maybe Seagal is so accustomed to handguns that he treats everything else like a backup weapon (which is the complete opposite of what you should do because rifles are where it's at and pistols just aren't game-changers in real-world practical terms).
I'd like to see a Seagal movie where he plays himself: A master on fight tecniques that made a live in the movies and now has to prove the world that he's not stupid.
You need to see 2001 movie 'Critical Mass' with Treat Williams and Udo Kier. It borrows a lot of footage from Terminator 2 and Universal Soldier. I mean the whole action sequences. It's so bad, love it.
13:40 I wonder if Black Thunder is the lowest-budgeted film "Movie Trailer Guy" Don LaFontaine ever did a voice-over for? It's probably right up there. Down there? I do like how he takes it as seriously as he would a $100M blockbuster trailer.
Please review black thunder when possible. Somehow I feel we’re owed it so that we can know if it’s the same movie as this one that recycles fighter jet footage from iron eagle
@@RedEyeReviews please do. Now that I think about it there’s a whole sub genre of cheesy action movies about high tech fighter jets that could justify its own series in the vein of karate korner
Oh man you missed a trick, should have called it okidoki corner. Also a B-2 stealth bomber, a modern, cannot turn invisible, aircraft costs two billion dollars. So I don't know what corners they cut for the invisible bomber but holy crap!
Not too sure whether anyone knows this but Star Wars is currently making a movie exclusive to Steven Seagal. It's going to be called, Star Wars: The Adventures of Jabba The Hutt...
Aah Flight of Fury, another seagal classic that I've managed to watch. I didn't know about the Black thunder, I sorta want to watch that one now too, it looked like it was a bit decent.
There's no way to "fly above the radar". There are radars that can track satellites and missiles that all fly a little bit higher that airplanes. The only ways to avoid radar are flying _under_ it (which doesn't always work based on a whole number of factors) and\or using stealth (same here, also, stealth just reduces the range at which the plane can be detected, and doesn't make it magically completely invisible to radar).
I don't know about in 2007, but that was only 14 years ago and I was reading recently that the current cost of a Stealth bomber is $640 million, and they're not even invisible yet. Even a B52 costs $313 million. Just saying.
Damn how many movies did segal do? I never knew half of the movies on your channel existed. My only favorite segal movie is marked for death. I don't even think I would want to see any other new or recent ones lol... You should do some Dolph lundren movies, pretty horrible.👍
I'm not an expert on aviation but I'm guessing that those military aircraft use a lot of fuel and assuming that it's possible to steal one you'd not get far as you'd have no way to refuel.
Steven is the funniest comedian who never tried to be funny
It's okay, Steven has been flying fighter jets for 112 years.
And its also called a woosher
I think Steven Seagal is the man that invented the airplaine. Don't you learn it from elementary school? (sarcasm)
LoL. @Brian M. sweet burn bro, respect. @ibrahim nura nice Tom Segura reference. Well done, sir.
"Can we go one movie without Seagal having a relationship?"
*See Executive Decision*
he died before he banged, sad face.
I want to see a movie with clones of Steven. It would be called "A flock of Seagals."
Hahahaha. That's amazing.
He does have a clone in the movie The Perfect Weapon
@@RedEyeReviews that's a movie I haven't even thought about in at least a decade 👍 I'm off to find it I'm sure it has aged really well 🥺
@@davemeads859 oh very well lol
In that movie would the clones just fight each other forever because Seagal can’t lose and has to win.
You reminded me of Mad TV skit : Steven Seagal's Harry meet Sally 2
I find it hilarious of Seagal fitting into the cockpit of an F16 Falcon Jet 🤣🤣
Seagal cant vanish that quickly, in another film we saw him walking up 8 stairs and needing to sit down afterwards. Unless there is a pizza delivery on set or lunch is ready
I wrote up a big rant about this movie's depiction of the SR-71 because I'm THAT kind of nerd but deleted it because nobody needs or wants to see that.
What I will say is this: that bird is faster than it is stealthy and it's no slacker in terms of stealth.
Haha. It's OK my channel is full of long nerdy rants.
That is so interesting because it has always looked fast to me, but every movie shows it just kinda "floating" around
@@RedEyeReviews iirc the SR-71 is the fastest manned aircraft ever developed and flown. It didnt take long for the Soviets to identify it's radar cross-section considering it was 112ft^2 but thankfully it was so ludicrously fast that as soon as they were detected the pilots would just up the throttle and they could effectively outrun anything the Soviets launched to intercept them.
There's actually a great story somewhere here on YT of an SR-71 radio operator telling an audience about the time he and his pilot speed check to an ATC in LA after hearing some hotshot military pilot try to one-up someone flying a rinky-dink prop plane and I would recommend looking for this story
we want nerd facts over and over. in every detail. Thats why i read comments
Love this channel. How is this not more viewed?
Thank you friend!
@16:00 watching Seagal listen to him explain stealth technology is like a 8th grader sitting in on a college level quantum physics class
Lol very true
Reminds me a lot of Flight of the Black Angel, but in that movie the hero sacrifices himself to stop the villain. Seagal would never accept to be killed, even in heroic sacrifice.
You're exactly right. Seagal would do that entire movie and then somehow kill all the badges and still get away
Seagal heroically sacrifice himself in a movie about plane hijack with Kurt Russel. I forget the name of the movie though
@@АндрейСоколов-д7к The movie was Executive Decision.
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Yes but that was because his extended role was cut from the script
@@АндрейСоколов-д7к And Machete.
Machete stabs him with some bladed weapon(don't recall the actual name of it for some reason.... hhmmm......) and Seagal finishes himself off with a hara kiri horizontal slash.
There actually is a difference between "passive stealth" and "active stealth." "Passive stealth" is just decreasing the plane's visibility and sound with things like paint schemes, so when people look up, they don't right away see a jet, and also the design of the jet creates a smaller radar silhouette, making it harder to detect. "Active stealth" is what stealth aircraft use like jamming radar and counter-electronic warfare devices. But in this instance, the bomber doesn't have any passive stealth, even though the B-117 DOES have it, which is why it looks all funky shaped, but it's not as good as the active stealth, which in this movie is a cloaking device.
Good answer.... but bad target, this IS A SEAGAL FILM MAN!!! Passive active reality noooooo ... seagal flies a stealth plane just so he kick a dude or tyrant in the nuts .... then bang a chick, mumble about something n roll credits ... USA USA USSR ... or whatever his dubious citizenship is these days
Jamming and electronic warfare are what for example Growler does. It is not stealth, because it yells to everyone you are there (somewhere). Active stealth would be like noise cancelling headphones. Real concept but impractical outside of movies. At least for now...
(And great channel this btw.)
Either you are getting funnier Redeye…or Sea-Gal’s movies are getting so ludicrous they’re laughable…(I’m guessing it’s a combo of both)
Whichever, this is your best review so far and I’ve actually laughed out loud a few times.
PS: I loved Iron Eagle as a child. Glad I could see a few clips from it in this review!
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it :) I'm sure it's a combination of both, but I'll take the credit haha.
Iron Eagle is awesome. I have to go watch it again.
@@RedEyeReviews I watched it a couple months back and had a good chuckle at the movies I use to love. The way the hero puts on his cassette player and flys all bad-ass because of the music!!!
I would love to see a review for Black Thunder now. I know you have a long list going, but yeah..it would be hilarious to see you compare the 2 films. And it looks like Dudikoff may get a little more dialog in that!
@@losttribe3001 it is really one of those classics for me.
Oh I have already had a couple of people ask for Black Thunder, so it is absolutely on the list haha. I hope Dudikoff kills it.
@@RedEyeReviews I look forward to it because I haven’t seen Dudikoff outside of the American Ninja movies. But at least he gets to shoot a gun in it! Though…honesty, it looked about as natural as Seagal shooting the machine gun in this one! Me and my wife had such a great laugh at that clip! Seagal looked about as enthused shooting it as me hearing about an extended warranty on a TV at Best Buy. Lol
Hey Red sorry I've been busy I've just got caught up with you other reviews
All good my friend! I always appreciate the support. Glad you are enjoying the channel :)
7:22 So the guy tells those people exactly who he is true. You have to tell you captives your rank, name, branch of service, and EDIPI (Electronic Data Interchange Personnel Identifier.) It part of the Geneva Convention and if you tell it you are safe and protected by the Geneva Convention. If you don't then that make you a private citizen with no laws or rules protecting you. So you captors can do whatever they want with you.
Ooooo that's crazy. I didn't know that at all. Thank you!
6:50 that looks like it wasn't even part of the script lol, he just walked off set. 🤣
Right?!
Have you noticed 80% of the time seagal is darkly lit and in the shadows in like every movie that's DTV
Oh it's so dumb. But it's so he can hide his new found "size" as well as let his body double do a scene and fewer people noticing. But man it makes it hard to follow who's who lol
He must’ve been “inspired” by Brando in Apocalypse Now.
I always refer to him as Morticia Adams because of that.
I really enjoy your videos where you offer your critique and opinions during the synopsis. Hilarious entertaining! Great job.
Thank you so much!
7:20 "immediately tells her exactly who he is" yeah... the Geneva Conventions require combatants to do that. And it's not that stupid as staying silent may have them presume he's a mercenary and guess what... mercenaries don't get protection of the Geneva Conventions and can just be executed right on the spot. And they probably will.
People of his demographic often ended up working as mercenaries in such regions, usually as pilots due to there being so many more qualified pilots from North America and Europe.
Name, rank, serial number. Is what you're required to provide under the Geneva convention.
So the bad guys don’t have anyone to fly the plane? They just have to hope that for an extra $200M, the pilot who stole it, will agree to kill most of the world, making spending his $300M impossible.
Seagal also made an appearance in the film Executive Decision, which also features stealth planes. His character, on the other hand, does not have a long existence...
That is for the best.
he never got a chance to bang halle berry in the bathroom
Seagal kicks asses on planes, trains, and automobiles. Another good video!! Also I came across a Ninja movie that you might be interested in Robot Ninja (1989)
Thank you friend!
Robot?!? Ninja?!?! Ummm yes please!
@@RedEyeReviews my thoughts exactly 😎
I just realize that I think I kinda like the fact that he has made soo many movies
WOOHOOO🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I’ve been binge watching karate Korner and finally got to this one!! I’m excited😃
Oh man it is a....... movie..lol for sure
Loss of an F16, 2 dead pilots, multiple dead Navy Seals...how are they all happy at the end? They should be annoyed as hell...
Action movies are not exactly known for their innovative plots. There's only a handful of basic plots. This also reminds me of the Clint Eastwood movie Firefox (1982).
Oh it's very true. You have 3 maybe 4 different plots.
Nah ... sorta but nah, Firefox was a Cold War thriller based on the plot of a coerced defection or infiltration to steal a high tech world peace destabilising wonder fighter from the “evil empire” ... codenamed um “Firefox” ... basically a hyper paranoid Tom Clancy-esque techno fantasy ... tempered by Clint Eastwood’s very very very measured performance. Good book, ok film. Though actually maybe Eastwood really was very much the proto seagal ... just sleep walking through films.
ALSO it was based on a book! And as far as I’m aware no Steven Seagal film has ever been based on a book! :p hell they are barely based on scripts, maybe first draft screenplays at best?!
That is the best Navy SEAL that I have ever seen in movie. They are so well equipped that they dont need silencer, helmet, tactical headset or any military tactics. Absolutely brilliant!
Stephen is a living legend.
Very true. A living legend, literally bigger than some dinosaurs, at least today he is. Lol.
When Segal "vanished" you can hear his footsteps waddling away
Even people actually playing multiple characters in a movie don't have as many different voices as Seagal has in a movie. 😂🤣😂😂
Ur sub count is rising fast and I'm happy about that!
Thank you so much! me too!
"Black Thunder" sounds like a title of some 70's blaxploitation movie. (As a matter of fact, I would love to watch them but so far I have only managed to see "Super Fly".) Then again, I haven't heard the name Michael Dudikoff in ages. I have seen only one of his films called "American Ninja" back in the 80's.
Lol it sure does. But I can't resist a good Michael Dudikoff movie
Why would the navy seals deploy with MP5s and no stocks attached while carrying rifle mags on the legs 😂 on top of standing in the middle of the warehouse lol
Gravy seals, trained in KFC by Sensei seagull
Can you imagine being an extra in one of these Seagal movies😂 it reminds me of when Pee Wee Herman is an extra in a movie with a hero named PW, everyone that knows Pee’Wee is there to see his cameo🤣
It would be my dream to be an extra in a Seagal movie. Lol literal life goal
"Kis my big fat Arab aaaaaasssssss Ahhhhhhhh!!"
I will not give you the plane unless you give me.............ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!
Okay we need an action sequence. You’re driving any suggestions?
Seagal puts down the sandwich I imagine he’s always eat when not on camera. “Just one, I’m like really tired. I need to stop driving or I might crash. So then I go in a gas station and it gets robbed and I kill everyone.” Takes another bite of the sandwich “I guess we’re done here. I’m gonna go eat something.”
Everyone: 👀
Karate Korner is so hysterical!😆
Missed opportunity at 1:46, the abdominal challenge wouldn't pass 😂
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I have seen some crazy things in my life . . . but Steven Seagal firing an AK47 with one hand is on another level HAHAH!
Haha it's like he is testing the audience to see if we are still paying attention.
Man, if he duel wielded AK47's that would be the closest thing to armageddon.
@@Film_Bro just wait until he learns about his toes. I'm guessing its not unreasonable to assume he could fire 3 or even 4 guns at once
@@RedEyeReviews Now we're talking about an intergalactic threat of the highest magnitude, no galaxy is safe!
@@Film_Bro haha for real. How ya feeling? Are you sick anymore?
Great video! This is okay at best and forgettable. Now Black Thunder is fun and great as double feat with John Woo's Broken Arrow 🙂
0:22 My 'sona is a rabbit. u///w///u
6:15 Unfold those stocks, greenhorns!
10:01 Stock's unfolded! Kudos to that guy! Btw, that's an HK MP5K PDW just like in several of Seagal's other moviefilms. It's possible that the same theatrical armory equips most of his moviefilms. That's why the Valmet M78/83 (the Finnish RPK) shows up in both Commando and Predator. It was the same gun because same theatrical armory.
10:05 Unfold the rest of those stocks, greenhorn! Either do things right consistently or do things wrong consistently. It's better to be consistently wrong than to go all wishy-washy because at you're being consistent. Hufflepuffs, represent! Yeah, I went there.
11:01 You can't pull a single grenade pin with your teeth, much less two of them. That trope needs to end.
11:22 / 11:42 Unfold that stock, greenhorn!
11:43 Grasp that "dong" grip properly, greenhorn! Sheesh! Can't anyone do anything right?!
12:18 Fasten your boot buckle, you slovenly wretch!
14:39 He's gunzerking! He looks like an Axton main, not a Salvador main. Military types don't gunzerk like that.
16:19 If yer not gonna shoulder that weapon properly and use those sights, you might as well gunzerk akimbo style. Or maybe Seagal is so accustomed to handguns that he treats everything else like a backup weapon (which is the complete opposite of what you should do because rifles are where it's at and pistols just aren't game-changers in real-world practical terms).
Redeye you know the rule if you see a young attractive woman in a Seagle movie she's sleeping with Seagle in the movie
Dude EVERYTIME.
that's it...I see a Black Thunder/Flight of Fury double feature in my future soon! love these videos
Seagal should have done a remake of the Ninga Turtles,and cast himself as all four.
Pizzarello,Mozzarello,Carbonaro and Tagliatello.
I'd like to see a Seagal movie where he plays himself: A master on fight tecniques that made a live in the movies and now has to prove the world that he's not stupid.
That motorcycle attack is really... something.
i don't get it at all
@@RedEyeReviews I think if you picture Buster Keaton doing it (and omit the 'altruistic' suicide) it makes more sense.
@@nicklinnik ooo good deep cut with Buster Keaton. And yeah he could make it work better
You need to see 2001 movie 'Critical Mass' with Treat Williams and Udo Kier. It borrows a lot of footage from Terminator 2 and Universal Soldier. I mean the whole action sequences. It's so bad, love it.
i didn't know this movie even existed
I apologize for showing it to you haha.
13:40 I wonder if Black Thunder is the lowest-budgeted film "Movie Trailer Guy" Don LaFontaine ever did a voice-over for? It's probably right up there. Down there? I do like how he takes it as seriously as he would a $100M blockbuster trailer.
SR-71 has to refuel right when it takes off, it leaks fuel on take off until the skin of the airplane body can heat up and expand and fill the holes.
Please review black thunder when possible. Somehow I feel we’re owed it so that we can know if it’s the same movie as this one that recycles fighter jet footage from iron eagle
You're right! I absolutely need to do this
@@RedEyeReviews please do.
Now that I think about it there’s a whole sub genre of cheesy action movies about high tech fighter jets that could justify its own series in the vein of karate korner
@16:20 where are the shells?
The Elon Musk joke reminded me to "thumbs up" the video. I laughed out loud.
Haha it was a really deep cut of a joke but I knew a few people would appreciate it.
Oh man you missed a trick, should have called it okidoki corner.
Also a B-2 stealth bomber, a modern, cannot turn invisible, aircraft costs two billion dollars. So I don't know what corners they cut for the invisible bomber but holy crap!
Ooo that would have been good
Awesome content will definitely be subscribing thanks 👍🇦🇺
Thank you so much!
Why didn’t you comment on the nurse breaking her fall? Fabulous acting. Such realism.
Not too sure whether anyone knows this but Star Wars is currently making a movie exclusive to Steven Seagal. It's going to be called, Star Wars: The Adventures of Jabba The Hutt...
Did that Black Thunder trailer just have the Mission Impossible face mask rip? Is this where they took that idea?
Steven slow-hand Seagal - You had me at first glove. :)
I don't understand how this Dude isn't I like half a mill. 1 of the funniest people On here
Aww thanks friend
I like when Seagal lands in Afghanistan, it says 1700 PST, which would be 0530 AM in Afghanistan, yet it looks mid day.
Pause at 8:41, the admiral is wearing a SEAL trident upside-down!
"Black Thunder, track the untrackable, fly the unflyable, fart the unfartable". I had to write it! 🤓
Wait. Black... Thunder? I've got questions. Isn't thunder a sound? How can a sound have color?
wait!
Black Thunder is from 1998 and Stealth, with Jamie Foxx and Jessica Biel, is from 2005. The movie not just bad as it is a rip off of a movie b?
After watching John Wick 4, these Seagal action sequences look like they were done by 5 years old kids.
75mil dollars for the plane. I lol'd out of my chair!
30 seconds into the video, and I already lost my appetite.
Hahah. Are Seagal movies the next crazy diet strategy?!
My google is broken, I typed in flight of furry and it brought me straight to this review. I'm glad I found you, but I wanted furries.
Haha. I'm so sorry
Remember when movies had a movie narrator guy to basically tell you the plot without revealing anything?
Thems were the days
I can't wait to see you review Resident Evil 2021.
Bro i have never seen anyone who shoots an Ak47 with one hand thats badass
that woman is way too young to be a master sergeant.
Affirmative action
Best one, hands down!
Good God man…Seagal’s ego really did become self aware and run amok didn’t it??
Aah Flight of Fury, another seagal classic that I've managed to watch. I didn't know about the Black thunder, I sorta want to watch that one now too, it looked like it was a bit decent.
Agreed. it made me want to watch Black Thunder. which we might put on the channel lol
The Trailer for Black Thunder was fucking amazing hahaha
I loved Iron Eagle as a kid. I don’t think it would hold up too well now… the kid uses rock n roll to make the jets fly faster!
And to hit targets )
With all the different footage, are we sure that Godfrey Ho isn't involved somehow?
yeah and the f117 have a bace cost on 42.6mil and that is whitount fancy optical cammo
There's no way to "fly above the radar". There are radars that can track satellites and missiles that all fly a little bit higher that airplanes. The only ways to avoid radar are flying _under_ it (which doesn't always work based on a whole number of factors) and\or using stealth (same here, also, stealth just reduces the range at which the plane can be detected, and doesn't make it magically completely invisible to radar).
Reminds me of the "Stealth-Boat" in the Street Fighter movie which becomes actually invisible as well...but somehow I can forgive Street Fighter. :)
We all love Street Fighter because of Raul Julia!
I wanna see the count of how many times Mr.Steven has stopped a robbery in his movie 🍿🎥😄
I don't know about in 2007, but that was only 14 years ago and I was reading recently that the current cost of a Stealth bomber is $640 million, and they're not even invisible yet. Even a B52 costs $313 million. Just saying.
Right?! I feel like the stakes are never high enough In these movies. Like they spent 10x more money to go get the plane, then the plane is worth
75 Billion might seem over the top, but I feel like this much would make alot more sense for a plane with such capabilities
Wasn’t there an Ice T movie from the early 2000s with almost a similar plot?
Damn how many movies did segal do? I never knew half of the movies on your channel existed. My only favorite segal movie is marked for death. I don't even think I would want to see any other new or recent ones lol... You should do some Dolph lundren movies, pretty horrible.👍
The trailer voice guy is the same guy who did the voiceover in half his films isn't he?
I'm not an expert on aviation but I'm guessing that those military aircraft use a lot of fuel and assuming that it's possible to steal one you'd not get far as you'd have no way to refuel.
Dave the day, get the girl. Stevie boy definitely sticks to the formula.
If. Seagal can shoot an Ak47 like he did in this movie without recoil, he can be John Wick boogie man hahahahahaha
Yeah yeah yeah, we totally need a Seagal-Wick crossover, for sure! Wow.
This and Space Ice videos are awesome to made me laugh about Steven Seagal movies. 😂🤣
_Pint of Curry_
Clint Eastwood's Firefox fits this mold to a T
This is the last film my wife and I saw before we became parents. More painful than childbirth apparently.
Bro pls try and interview some of these actors that worked w Segal!!
Those videos would amazing I guarantee it!
It’s funny that these movies aren’t free on TH-cam movies
What’s with the upside down Trident? On that old SEAL.
Black Thunder looks like an awesome movie
Black Thunder looks amazing 😂