Nothing like segal sitting near food , talking about the Evil in eating fish because it’s a sentient being , or him near a nude Asian woman telling her how he needs to teach her pressure points so she can massage him ….. and who can forget him rage flipping a table,of succulent Asian food . Segal is an innovator
@@RedEyeReviewsYea your clearly right, I didn't see it before but soon as you pointed it out it was so obvious, they were actually standing behind it for protection while talking too😂 honestly I do wonder If SteveyFattyBoombum is actually the greatest comic genius Troll of all time, I don't wonder for long but scenes like this definitely make me wonder for a jiffy or 2?...😅
It's very strange considering that Seagal possesses the exact attributes that allow him to flatten that fort in less than 10 seconds (minus speed), and the prisoners all saw him before. Yet, despite knowing they will eventually be facing the human bowling ball himself, this is the tactic that they went for.
I honestly think that if you had the time and inclination, you could take all the Steven Seagal movies, put them through a video editor to strip apart every cut and scene, put them in a scrambler, and let a 90 minute movie come out with all the clips in random order, and you would have a movie indistinguishable from any of the actual releases.
Typically the buttstock is held tight into the shoulder (not the armpit) this give 4 points of contact (left hand, right hand, shoulder, and cheek). Holding the stock of a rifle (or shotgun) *above* the shoulder is called "short stocking", and is taught in the US and other militaries as a technique to be used in confined spaces. (eg kicking in doors and clearing buildings room by room) It can make going around corners easier and makes it harder for someone to grab the barrel of your weapon. It isn't super accurate, but at close distances can work ok. With weapons such as the AR15/M16/M4 platform it benefits from the low recoil of .223 rounds. There is *never* a reason to use this technique in the open, as Seagal was. (except to look cool... like holding your pistol sideways "gangsta style")
This is a very well written explanation! I didn't know any of this but it makes perfect sense. Thank you so much for this and for proving that indeed Seagal just doesn't know what he is doing lol.
All true, but there's no way in hell you are short stocking a drum fed shotgun on fully automatic [not sure but I think it is a USAS-12]...unless of course you are this meatball and immune to the effects of recoil.
I mean… technically there is a reason… but it’s laziness. Gripping by the mag well, and stock over the shoulder is… if you’re tired, out of shape and fat. So. There *is* a reason, and that reason is very Segal.
Did you just use the word "anticipated" in conjunction with Steven Seagal's name? There's no press for a Seagal movie anymore. They just materialize...like black mold.
14:31 thank God they specified he's like a bulldozer on the ground, I would've been confused with all the flying dozers and don't get me started on those deep sea ones
Not only is he holding his weapon just fatly, but it’s supposed to be a fully automatic shotgun. If you fired a 12 gauge full cyclic without the stock secured in your armpit it would end as well as this movie
Not really that's a AA-12 which has a recoil system to which you can basically shoot it "gears of war" style. You can shoot 3in shells in that baby and it will kick like a .22
@@stonedpaladin8632 Got'cha, buddy. No harm intended by my snark. I come from a deeply military/hunter family. My favorite gun was always my grandpa's ancient octagonal barrel .22, which he won in a poker game during WWI while expanding Fort Sheridan in Northern Illinois. That old gun had the most uncanny accuracy. No sort of modern assault rifle at all, it would nonetheless allow you to hit targets (most usually the deer Grandpa was poaching during the Depression) from incredible distances...
12:25 You are correct; the butt of the weapon should be firmly placed in the shoulder, for the following reasons: 1. is more stable, so way better accuracy, 2. recoil will be less severe, so less ouch (depending on the weapon you could dislocate your shoulder) 3. you're at risk of loosing grip and weapon flying back (there should be plenty of youtube video examples). There are (way) more details that can be pointed out but those 3 are the most important ones. Since I'm serving in the (Dutch) army for close to 20 years now I feel qualified to answer this question for you ;-) Keep being awesome, your reviews are 👍💪
Thank you for the great response! He just really looks like he doesn't know what he is doing haha. Wow 20 years in great army. That is very impressive! Thank you so much for the great answer and I'm very glad you are enjoying the channel :)
Oh, you're right! I thought he seemed like a 'name' actor, but I couldn't think who. Wasn't he the one where the studio insured his face for $1 million as a publicity stunt?
Seagal is a master marksman alright, he's so advanced and so strong he purposefully holds his guns incorrectly because he can handle the recoil with his fat hands and he enjoys the slight challenge
As a rifle enthusiast, I can tell you that the way Seagal holds the rifle (like a bazooka 12:06), it would recoil over his shoulder the first time he shot it lol.
If you watch his all movies, you maybe the chosen one. - the one who sacrificed himself to watch all seagal movies. No one has been able to complete this task so far.
And how would you know what Fatso the Actress Molester is like in "real life"? Did you catch the preview of the "documentary" he's making for his buddy, Mr Putin, while hiding behind untrained Russian soldiers in Ukraine? Now, that looks like "real life" to me. Much more so than his slappy-slappy girl fight "martial art" of Aikido, or are you a fan of that, too?
4:05 I do that all the time at work. it's always so loud, I never understand anyone. though it may not be the safest thing to do, when you work with dangerous chemicals...
I have a stone cold story. I was going through CLS in the army (combat lifesaver) And Steve Austin came to our "graduation" in which you do an obstacle course type deal while dealing with causulties. Now steve was stoked he wanted to go through it, and he would have gone with my team, which was second to go. We all watch the first group go, and he nopes out. I dont blame him. Most wrecked ive ever been in training. It was brutal. They always pick the biggest guy to become the victim. Anyway, he was cool, and not nearly as big as he seems IRL
1:52 First time I've seen him actually smile...well, half smile, a smirk... /edit: 3:09 Second time I've even seen him smile and this WITH a giggle. This video is just full of unusual Seagal traits.
I genuinely think Seagal saw a picture of a Navy Seal with his gun skewed on his harness and thought that was how he also holds the weapon or something.
1) If the lady worked in food service, then she was probably wearing a hair net in the first shot. 2) No, it's no surprise to me that Stone Cold upstaged Seagal. He used to do 3 or 4 live shows a week, and he was one of the biggest personalities in the business. Remember, he used to work live across from one of the biggest stars in Hollywood and hold his own.
We're so focused on the actual funny joke Steve told about his age that we missed the native American flute tone, too. I wonder if he tossed that in there or if the editor just heard seagal claim to be native American and couldn't resist the opportunity.
yep segal is holding that gun in a super weird way. there is a technique called "short stocking" where you rotate the rifle 90 degrees counterclockwise and place it as far over your shoulder as you can. it allows you to keep your rifle at a ready position while maneuvering it tight spaces. ole Stevie boy wasn't doing that.
Interestingly the main bad guy that cuts off the dudes finger is played by Michael Paré. Who himself had a couple fairly big movies back in the day. He did a movie called "Streets of fire" which itself is a crazy movie but I love it. It has much younger versions of Diane Lane and Willem Dafoe. As well as Rick Moranis. If you have not seen it I would call it worth a watch.
I am canadian . I have been to the range a couple of times with a friend of mine who owns guns ... I was holding it just like Steven does ... I fired 2 shots eyes closed and when I opened them 17 people where dead . So I grew a goatie !
AHAHAHA, He still ends up with the girl in the commercial? He looks alot better in that running scene without flailing his arms. I guess he learned how to run after, 20, 40 years? jeeze. Also i really love that Steven seagal outfit at 7:30. Holstered pistol, crotch protector, plate carrier and mag pouches but it just makes him look even more FAT. Meanwhile stonecold looks reasonably sokay in his? I'm not really familiar with him and his wrestling and his career and muscle tone but Steven really cannot pull off the Operator look.
Of course he does! He can't be in any movie without getting the girl! Yeaaa....that body armor is a thing.. he will be wearing alot of it. But I agree Stone Cold can pull it off much better
Remember being excited Seagal and Austin were teaming up for a movie. Also recall being underwhelmed and pretty bored with the film in general. The two Steves are by far the best thing about it. Pretty much the last time we saw Seagal sans goatee. Could be wrong but is Steven reading his lines off the ground in the last scene? Can see what looks a lot like white paper reflected in his shades.
My guess is that "on the ground" was a reference to MMA wrestling. And a rifle stock doesn't go in your armpit or over your shoulder it goes into your chest just to the side of the armpit.
I know no one would mistake Steve Austin for a good actor. But he's a charismatic guy and I was hoping he'd do more of these brainless action movies before he got too old. Seems he either lost interest or it wasn't paying enough.
Stone Cold was trying to do the Rock thing. But he realized that he wasn't going to be as good as the Rock. Stone Cold never needed or needs the money. He gets a lot of money off of royalties from WWE and he was pretty wise about his money
I just watched your review on Sniper movie and was surprised to see Rob Van Dam in it I thought he was slumming in it. And now I find the Texas Rattlesnake himself-- Stone Cold Steve Austin --in one of these crappy movies. Steven Sagal must like wrestling.
I had to search more on Micheal Pare. And the dude has made a living off B rated movies. That's the dream in my opinion. But yeah he is pushing maximum "smackability"
How he can shoot that USAS-12 without the stock on your shoulder? After 1 shot, that shotgun will flying in the air and smack that Seagal nose to bleed.
The sunglasses, body armor, sitting Era is my favorite stage of Steven Seagal's filmography
Agreed!
Nothing like segal sitting near food , talking about the Evil in eating fish because it’s a sentient being , or him near a nude Asian woman telling her how he needs to teach her pressure points so she can massage him ….. and who can forget him rage flipping a table,of succulent Asian food . Segal is an innovator
The backwards fitted caps, the bandanas, the thick shirts that flatter his gut.
You fuckers got nothing on steven.
By far
I like how you have fun with these Seagal flicks and you’re not ranting on him lol The Jokes are lighthearted which makes it funnier 😂😂😂
Thank you so much :)
Omfg the prisoners making a box fort had me laughing so hard
Lol. What else could it be?!
Same here!!! lol
@@RedEyeReviewsYea your clearly right, I didn't see it before but soon as you pointed it out it was so obvious, they were actually standing behind it for protection while talking too😂 honestly I do wonder If SteveyFattyBoombum is actually the greatest comic genius Troll of all time, I don't wonder for long but scenes like this definitely make me wonder for a jiffy or 2?...😅
It's very strange considering that Seagal possesses the exact attributes that allow him to flatten that fort in less than 10 seconds (minus speed), and the prisoners all saw him before. Yet, despite knowing they will eventually be facing the human bowling ball himself, this is the tactic that they went for.
I honestly think that if you had the time and inclination, you could take all the Steven Seagal movies, put them through a video editor to strip apart every cut and scene, put them in a scrambler, and let a 90 minute movie come out with all the clips in random order, and you would have a movie indistinguishable from any of the actual releases.
Completely Agree lol
That's probably what he actually did, for years...🤔
Typically the buttstock is held tight into the shoulder (not the armpit) this give 4 points of contact (left hand, right hand, shoulder, and cheek).
Holding the stock of a rifle (or shotgun) *above* the shoulder is called "short stocking", and is taught in the US and other militaries as a technique to be used in confined spaces. (eg kicking in doors and clearing buildings room by room)
It can make going around corners easier and makes it harder for someone to grab the barrel of your weapon.
It isn't super accurate, but at close distances can work ok.
With weapons such as the AR15/M16/M4 platform it benefits from the low recoil of .223 rounds.
There is *never* a reason to use this technique in the open, as Seagal was. (except to look cool... like holding your pistol sideways "gangsta style")
This is a very well written explanation! I didn't know any of this but it makes perfect sense.
Thank you so much for this and for proving that indeed Seagal just doesn't know what he is doing lol.
All true, but there's no way in hell you are short stocking a drum fed shotgun on fully automatic [not sure but I think it is a USAS-12]...unless of course you are this meatball and immune to the effects of recoil.
I mean… technically there is a reason… but it’s laziness. Gripping by the mag well, and stock over the shoulder is… if you’re tired, out of shape and fat. So. There *is* a reason, and that reason is very Segal.
You are full of it. Post a link that shows this.
This was one of my most anticipated Seagal movies solely down to Stone Cold being in it. It lived up to the hype and more.
Oh mine too! It is one of my all time favorites.
Did you just use the word "anticipated" in conjunction with Steven Seagal's name? There's no press for a Seagal movie anymore. They just materialize...like black mold.
I recently discovered your page..
I am 100% hooked on your seagal reviews..no one comes close to your attention to details/humour.
🙏
Thank you so much!
Our loveable meatball is just so entertaining to talk about haha.
Jason Brant is a close second with Seagal movies
The channel ‘Space ice’ is also hilarious
My 1st Seagal movie was Undersiege. I fell in love with that handsome man with that suave voice.... things were different then...
Haha I hear you. Now I love him but for different reasons entirely
Keep going mate…having the entire Seagal “catalogue” will be amazing 😂
Thank you friend! We are making really good progress :)
@@RedEyeReviews please call it "The Gut-alog"
@@RedEyeReviews please do all of them, my good sir!
Seagal uses a USAS-12 automatic shotgun. He also used that in the movie "On deadly ground", but with a box magazine instead of drum magazine.
14:31 thank God they specified he's like a bulldozer on the ground, I would've been confused with all the flying dozers and don't get me started on those deep sea ones
Exactly! It's the perfect kind of clarity that we very much needed.
Dude, had to import this movie from ”somewhere”, all because of this review. Marry Christmas me 😅
Not only is he holding his weapon just fatly, but it’s supposed to be a fully automatic shotgun. If you fired a 12 gauge full cyclic without the stock secured in your armpit it would end as well as this movie
Not only that,optic bite to the eye socket wouldn’t be fun lol
Not really that's a AA-12 which has a recoil system to which you can basically shoot it "gears of war" style. You can shoot 3in shells in that baby and it will kick like a .22
@@stonedpaladin8632
How tactical. Do you always talk like that?
@@haeuptlingaberja4927 just stating some facts hoss.
@@stonedpaladin8632
Got'cha, buddy. No harm intended by my snark. I come from a deeply military/hunter family. My favorite gun was always my grandpa's ancient octagonal barrel .22, which he won in a poker game during WWI while expanding Fort Sheridan in Northern Illinois. That old gun had the most uncanny accuracy. No sort of modern assault rifle at all, it would nonetheless allow you to hit targets (most usually the deer Grandpa was poaching during the Depression) from incredible distances...
12:25 You are correct; the butt of the weapon should be firmly placed in the shoulder, for the following reasons: 1. is more stable, so way better accuracy, 2. recoil will be less severe, so less ouch (depending on the weapon you could dislocate your shoulder) 3. you're at risk of loosing grip and weapon flying back (there should be plenty of youtube video examples). There are (way) more details that can be pointed out but those 3 are the most important ones. Since I'm serving in the (Dutch) army for close to 20 years now I feel qualified to answer this question for you ;-) Keep being awesome, your reviews are 👍💪
Thank you for the great response! He just really looks like he doesn't know what he is doing haha.
Wow 20 years in great army. That is very impressive! Thank you so much for the great answer and I'm very glad you are enjoying the channel :)
Tactical genius and bulldozer on the ground, what a pair 🤣
With titles like those, they should be in every movie together
It took me a while to realize this but the villain is played by Michael Pare of '' Streets of Fire '' etc.
Oh wow. I just looked up his pictures from Streets of Fire. He was so much younger. Good eye!
Oh, you're right! I thought he seemed like a 'name' actor, but I couldn't think who. Wasn't he the one where the studio insured his face for $1 million as a publicity stunt?
dude, your review makes me want to see this movie. big fan of the guy back in the day. love the commentary. thanks
I hope you love the movie. It is meh , but differently worth watching once to see what you think of it.
Oh My God Im sorry for you 😅
@@benzelwasington4059 lol
Yeah RedEye, the stock of the gun should be in the shoulder in order to absorb recoil while firing.
I knew it lol. It seems very strange what he is doing
Yes, and it helps with actually aiming the rifle properly.
@@RedEyeReviews if he doesnt have very strong forearms I feel sorry for his eye the socket is probably shattered
But why does he do like this? Even people who never fired a gun understand there is a recoil... so weird
Seagal is a master marksman alright, he's so advanced and so strong he purposefully holds his guns incorrectly because he can handle the recoil with his fat hands and he enjoys the slight challenge
Hahaha! I love the observation that Seagal consistently holds his guns incorrectly. Awww, that lumpy old goofball is soooo adorable..!
I wish Stone Cold had more screentime than Seagal, he was my fav WWE wrestler and the ring bearer of the Attitude Era
Stone Cold was such a great wrestler. Back in the best days of WWE. Him, Goldberg, Sting, Big Show. Ah good times
Stone cold was everyone's fave, including me
13:13 "Right hyoh" - OMG, it's Cartman!
As a rifle enthusiast, I can tell you that the way Seagal holds the rifle (like a bazooka 12:06), it would recoil over his shoulder the first time he shot it lol.
If you watch his all movies, you maybe the chosen one. - the one who sacrificed himself to watch all seagal movies. No one has been able to complete this task so far.
Every movie I get closer, I lose a little bit more of my mind. I don't know who I will be at the end of all this haha
Sorry but am tragic enough to have done it already, right up to the truly dull Beyond the Law. A long way to go yet...
He is the King
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Aussie in Sheep Impact is Martin Copping, the same dude who voices Mozzie in Rainbow 6
Oooo that's a great fun fact
Damn this channel is a gold ! Cuz I hardly been seen any review of Seagal's 2010's comedic action movies 👍
So glad you like it! Seagal is my guilty pleasure
Seagal is actually a really good shot in real life, but no one holds a weapon like him in the military
I could believe it
And how would you know what Fatso the Actress Molester is like in "real life"? Did you catch the preview of the "documentary" he's making for his buddy, Mr Putin, while hiding behind untrained Russian soldiers in Ukraine? Now, that looks like "real life" to me. Much more so than his slappy-slappy girl fight "martial art" of Aikido, or are you a fan of that, too?
He's a bulldozer on the ground, as that's the only thing capable of shifting Steven on set.
Oh my god he's done it! Mr GQ has cracked the code. Lol this is the only acceptable answer
@@RedEyeReviews Seagal is in negotiations to be the 'Killdozer' in the new movie
If steve became self aware he could make bank
Exactly!
You hit the nail on the head
The way Steven hold his guns is really good 😂
4:05 I do that all the time at work. it's always so loud, I never understand anyone.
though it may not be the safest thing to do, when you work with dangerous chemicals...
Ok yeah the gun bit “idk which is which but I’m positive this is incorrect.” I’m dead
I love how calm u are thank u so much
No no thank YOU Jesus Christ lol
That intro made the movie look alright, who would have thought he'd have two half decent movies in a decade ? Old dudes putting in work.
Right?! This one made it to Netflix for awhile too. That's where I first saw it.
man, this videos are great
Thank you so much! Appreciate the support as always
Not only a misunderstanding, but he calls her baby.... lol I swear Seagal writes these scripts!!
Oh he definitely does
Okay, I REALLY NEED a sky bulldozer! Come on Red Eye, let’s get inventing! 😂🤣😂🤣🥰💕
Your Trojan condom analysis was, um, interesting. Lol
@7:15 should refer to it as full fatical gear. Lol.....
You're 100% correct. You would never hold a stock to your cheek. Only someone who knows nothing about firearms would do something like that.
Keep the hilarious seagull movie reviews comin redeye
Plz review sniper special ops
Thank you so much! So happy you like these :) Of course I will review that movie!
I have a stone cold story.
I was going through CLS in the army (combat lifesaver) And Steve Austin came to our "graduation" in which you do an obstacle course type deal while dealing with causulties. Now steve was stoked he wanted to go through it, and he would have gone with my team, which was second to go.
We all watch the first group go, and he nopes out. I dont blame him. Most wrecked ive ever been in training. It was brutal. They always pick the biggest guy to become the victim.
Anyway, he was cool, and not nearly as big as he seems IRL
Steven Seagal was the first man to ever break out of a prison. That gave him the idea for this movie
Is that Lucas Riggs in the beer commercial?
1:52 First time I've seen him actually smile...well, half smile, a smirk...
/edit: 3:09 Second time I've even seen him smile and this WITH a giggle. This video is just full of unusual Seagal traits.
"Mayday Mayday!"
That part made me almost pass myself. Very tactical. Great spec ops.
I've always been a sky bulldozer!
I genuinely think Seagal saw a picture of a Navy Seal with his gun skewed on his harness and thought that was how he also holds the weapon or something.
Fun fact... Danny Trejo is homies with Seagal... they worked together on the movie set of Marked for Death, circa 1988.
Seagal At his 60 grow a fullarmor gear in front of his belly.
He evolved like a Pokemon
1) If the lady worked in food service, then she was probably wearing a hair net in the first shot.
2) No, it's no surprise to me that Stone Cold upstaged Seagal. He used to do 3 or 4 live shows a week, and he was one of the biggest personalities in the business. Remember, he used to work live across from one of the biggest stars in Hollywood and hold his own.
He is indeed trying to hold a rifle like a frikin rocket launcher at 12:00 lmao. (Which is in fact, very wrong)
its not a rifle.
When "I COULD ACT CIRCLES AROUND THAT GUY" has enough money to attempt it somehow
"Hes a bulldozer on the ground"
As opposed to??? What? The sea?!
We're so focused on the actual funny joke Steve told about his age that we missed the native American flute tone, too. I wonder if he tossed that in there or if the editor just heard seagal claim to be native American and couldn't resist the opportunity.
2:20 Where's the rest of the fence???
yep segal is holding that gun in a super weird way. there is a technique called "short stocking" where you rotate the rifle 90 degrees counterclockwise and place it as far over your shoulder as you can. it allows you to keep your rifle at a ready position while maneuvering it tight spaces. ole Stevie boy wasn't doing that.
Interestingly the main bad guy that cuts off the dudes finger is played by Michael Paré. Who himself had a couple fairly big movies back in the day. He did a movie called "Streets of fire" which itself is a crazy movie but I love it. It has much younger versions of Diane Lane and Willem Dafoe. As well as Rick Moranis. If you have not seen it I would call it worth a watch.
The only way to watch a Seagal movie is thru your reviews, because I'll never waste my tine watchung a whole movie
I had to watch that commercial you started the video off with. And DUDE!!! you have more subscribers than Steven f-ing Seagal!
Steve Austin also waddles. 🤣🤣
The 2010s era of Seagal movies should be dubbed Steven Seagal and His Accommodating Stuntmen
Don't think the last scene of Seagal and Austin was even filmed wjth them in the same place
At 2:28 I think I solved Stevens Hair. Seriously. I think it’s CGI “blacked out”. No way can this hair be real.
CGI, Black Paint or Someone else's head altogether lol
The good guys taking the money does indeed make sense.
Of course! Nice guys finish last and Good guys steal money
@@RedEyeReviews Its good that it did not end clichewise that way too to mention.
I am canadian . I have been to the range a couple of times with a friend of mine who owns guns ... I was holding it just like Steven does ... I fired 2 shots eyes closed and when I opened them 17 people where dead . So I grew a goatie !
You are absolutely right. He is not holding his rifle correctly.
Dude in the car is the voice of MOZZIE in R6
AHAHAHA, He still ends up with the girl in the commercial? He looks alot better in that running scene without flailing his arms. I guess he learned how to run after, 20, 40 years? jeeze.
Also i really love that Steven seagal outfit at 7:30. Holstered pistol, crotch protector, plate carrier and mag pouches but it just makes him look even more FAT. Meanwhile stonecold looks reasonably sokay in his? I'm not really familiar with him and his wrestling and his career and muscle tone but Steven really cannot pull off the Operator look.
Of course he does! He can't be in any movie without getting the girl!
Yeaaa....that body armor is a thing.. he will be wearing alot of it. But I agree Stone Cold can pull it off much better
tactical gear has been a go-to way to try and hide his fatness for sooo long. emphasis on the word "try"
I was wondering what Michael Paré was doing in a Segal movie, when I remembered he was in Uwe Bole movies
Segal movies review has become a phenomenon.
Okay, fair point Red Eye, fair point…. No such thing as sky bulldozers. You learn something new every day! 😂🤣😂🤣
He has such a large market in him making satire films mocking himself!
Remember being excited Seagal and Austin were teaming up for a movie. Also recall being underwhelmed and pretty bored with the film in general. The two Steves are by far the best thing about it. Pretty much the last time we saw Seagal sans goatee. Could be wrong but is Steven reading his lines off the ground in the last scene? Can see what looks a lot like white paper reflected in his shades.
Yeah Steve and Steve..only good parts lol.
Hahaha I think you might be on to something. I wouldn't be surprised if he never commits any line to memory
Would love it if you did some of these Steve Austin movies- recoil, hunt to kill, the package and the condemned. Cheers!
I'll make sure to add those to the list.
Short and sweet version of the stock in the shoulder thing is not above the shoulder and not in the armpit.
Yeah that's not how propane tanks work. And yes, the stock should be rested on your shoulder for stability.
You mean you can't just shoot a barrel or tank and make it explode?
In the hacking scene, when it shows the screen, the word perimeter is misspelled.
"Right hyu"....sounds like Cartman 🤣🤣🤣
Is that commercial implying segal was playing a 26 year old lol
Yeah! Lol. It's actually a really funny video
Under Siege was my first Seagal movie. Used to watch it on TV all the time as a kid :)
we need subtitles! what is he saying xDD
My guess is that "on the ground" was a reference to MMA wrestling. And a rifle stock doesn't go in your armpit or over your shoulder it goes into your chest just to the side of the armpit.
1:22 I get heavy Xavier renegade angel vibes right there
11:52 Seagal demonstrates how never to hold or fire a weapon. Also this is an example of ADHD commenting BEFORE you see the rest of the damn clip.
I had to do a double take cause Seagal looked like Kevin James standing next to that car
Not in his armpit but certainly against his shoulder.
I know no one would mistake Steve Austin for a good actor. But he's a charismatic guy and I was hoping he'd do more of these brainless action movies before he got too old. Seems he either lost interest or it wasn't paying enough.
He's surprisingly very liberal too
He's a pretty good actor, I have enjoyed him in every role I've seen so far.
Seagal is So strong! he can control the recoil from a Fullauto USAS12 shotgun without using the stock!
A bulldozer on the ground sounds definitely more efficient than a bulldozer in the air … or under water
Can't argue with that
I am watching this review 9 years after the movie came out. Had I known Steve Austin needed money, I would have put a few bucks in the jar.
Hahaha
@@RedEyeReviews stone cold, not only his career but his bank account.
Stone Cold was trying to do the Rock thing. But he realized that he wasn't going to be as good as the Rock. Stone Cold never needed or needs the money. He gets a lot of money off of royalties from WWE and he was pretty wise about his money
How could you not mention the body double at 1:35
I understand your annoyance of the word of "Tactical".
It's so over used just as "Extreme" was used back in the 2000's.
I always use the fake laugh... Really sucks when they ask what you're laughing at
Same man. Same
it looked like Steven fell down on the scene you mentioned him carrying his gun wrong
Who is gonna beat up some bad guys? Yes you are!
Freaking gold! :D
Lol thank you
Sheep attack! 😂😂😂
I just watched your review on Sniper movie and was surprised to see Rob Van Dam in it I thought he was slumming in it.
And now I find the Texas Rattlesnake himself-- Stone Cold Steve Austin --in one of these crappy movies. Steven Sagal must like wrestling.
Lol yeah he ran out of rappers and real actors. So he uses wrestlers now
Is Steven playing a 26-year-old? Is the film a cinematic interpretation of that scary ghost story “The Big Toe”?
6:57 And Micheal Pare as well.
I had to search more on Micheal Pare. And the dude has made a living off B rated movies. That's the dream in my opinion. But yeah he is pushing maximum "smackability"
That was Alex Jones playing the warden.
Hahah close enough
How he can shoot that USAS-12 without the stock on your shoulder? After 1 shot, that shotgun will flying in the air and smack that Seagal nose to bleed.
Loll Seagall never shoulders his riflez