"She has 24 pairs, humans have 23" "So what does the extra pair do?" "Make her a chimpanzee. And look, her cells divide fifty times faster than normal." "What does that mean?" "She was a chimpanzee with cancer"
"She has 24 chromosomes, humans only have 23... so what does the extra pair do?.... makes her super human" Orrrrrrr makes her a Chimpanzee, who also has 24 chromosomes.
Espiriquidiberto Senti it wasn’t horrible in theaters, FPS sequence was awesome, prob was I was severely disappointed by no hell or gore world or demons, so yeah I was pissed it wasn’t more like Doom 3 after seeing it
For the record, "Reaper" is totally the kind of dorky nickname based on your last name that you get in the actual Marine Corps. Until you either do something stupid or awesome instead. Usually something stupid.
Reaper: Probably had a dorkier name based on his last name at one point but actually did something useful, so they gave him the cool name once he proved he wasn't a fuckup. Destroyer: Took a dump so big he fucked up the base's port-a-john for a week. Goat: Made the mistake of telling people he was religious. Also probably from someplace where people get stereotyped as fornicating with their farm animals (I think that's actually referenced in the movie come to think of it). Mac: "Recruit Taka...Takaha...Ta...Fuck it, you're Mac, now." Portman: His nickname would have got the movie an NC-17 rating. Duke: He's a North Carolina fan. The Kid: No actual nickname yet, but if he survived, dollars to doughnuts with his hairstyle it would have been "Peaches".
I was a little thicker at the time, but could still squeeze through the "hell hole" in a Bradley in roughly 2 seconds. That'll only save your upper torso in the event of an emergency but hey, they called me Tunnel Rat because of it for the longest time. Funny, considering I work like a dog.
The bunny at the end of Doom is a metaphor. Going down the rabbit hole, hello is anyone home???? Also just another reason to go back and kill more demons.
Say what you will, I kicked thy flesh consumed into a fucking bloody pulp after seeing the Rabbit dead. It was all the motivation I needed to toggle God Mode and beat some shit to death. Yeah I'm bad at games.
Doom is actually the story of one Punished Marine on guard duty on a backwater Assignment that has nothing better to do because he can't fly the escape ship out to go home. The pet rabbit thing as added in as a joke in a later version that added an additional episode (Ultimate Doom).
@@_V.Va_ In the Original Doom? Nope. Doesn't know how. So might as well go take on the entire Demon Race. Even in the new Doom it doesn't seem like he really knows how to fly. Seems the Ship takes care of most of that. He just tells it where he wants to go.
@Balls McGee you could do both, credit to this film for the transition but tonely you could show how dire the situation is to the common soldier, struggling againdt these beasts then as all seems hopeless the doomguy or slayer just sprints in and tears apart demons, sorta like halo forward unto dawn and how it shows the difference of soldiers and masterchief
@Negative Space that guy this guy did mention it. He wrote "credit to this film for the transition". The whole thread is about the fact that this movie had such a scene.
Bollibompa Nope I imagine it sheds its humanlike skin, eats a puppy starting from the tail and anoints itself with 10w30... as is tradition for its race Nick Cage plays Nick Cage in every movie he’s ever been in IMO Any discussion of range would be limited to the caustic secretions it can project from its butt glands
Civvie yelled “How am I supposed to see the black guy die?!” And I immediately started choking on a pistachio shell from my snack. You almost killed me, dude, I thought we were homies?
Going back and watching these, I'm really glad he stopped doing the discount Mr. Plinkett - theres enough room in the dark sarcastic self abuse corner of media criticism for diversity.
It was fine. Also, i honestly enjoyed his early videos more than some if not most of his newer ones, they were more funny. Also, the music of this movie is awesome.
As The Rock said during one of his speeches "Did you see Doom? No, that's okay, nobody else saw Doom either...!" When it was announced in 03 they were finally going to do it, after some HUGE stop and starts... I mean at one point they were going to make it for 100 million at Tristar with a PG-13 rating, and there were rumors of having Tom Berenger (The Sarge from Platoon!) as Doomguy. It was so far along that they had demon maquettes built. They looked like Doom monsters through the prism of Todd McFarlane. But then Columbine happened and ruined that... So the first wave of press for this movie starting in 2003 indicated a PG-13 rating, the movie was set on an "alien" planet called Olduvai, and the marines were going to be some kind of tactical swat guys. Olduvai, in the script, was actually Earth after some horrible apocalypse, and humanity had actually evacuated to another planet in another solar system. This was the big Planet of the Apes twist. Basically they did a name change on the planet, the "swat" guys who were called "UACM (Union Aerospace Corporation Marines) were renamed to RRTS. I don't know why Hollywood thought that they needed to be anything but space marines... You'd think if they could take so much time to come up with a new fake name for the grunts, they could take some time to write better characterization. They were originally supposed to be dressed in the same kind of armor you see Doom 3 Guy wearing, but they decided for the more generic Seal Team 6 look. Which was boring. That scene where Sarge uses the minigun on the horde of zombies, one of the few instances where the movie sorta feels like the game... At all... Is not in the theatrical release.
The people who wanted to make money. In an article I remember reading in a film magazine back in the day basically made the same arguement for Doom that was made later for AVP. Because it's "monsters" you don't really need an R rating. The problem, of course, is that said monsters usually do horrible things *to people.* and thus you need an R rating to give this shit some weight.
Hollywood didn't have to do anything to this damn movie. They could have literally copy and pasted the story of Doom hell (no pun intended) why not mash the stories of Doom 2 and Doom together! They would have made a great movie. Of course... no. Apparently experimenting with teleportation and accidentally opening a portal/slipgate/resonance cascade into HELL destroying the base in the process wasn't interesting enough.
I went to see this film in the Finnish premiere. Fun anecdote about that. The audience in the theatre was about 99.9 percent male. I saw two or three ladies there - and especially one of them looked like she had no idea what her boyfriend was dragging her into. As we waddled into the seats, the pre-movie ads start to play. Around those times the ads still used to be targeted somewhat based on the demographic the films were designed for - so you can understand the big, spontaneous laughter erupting from the entire audience when the lady hygiene products started parading in the pre-DOOM ad reel. The best part of this DOOM film is definitely the score by Clint Mansell. It's pretty much as close as you can get to that Bobby Prince MIDI rock style - while still sounding like it belongs in a big budget movie.
"You're gonna leave behind the guy who's field stripping like 10 fucking rifles just so he doesn't have to talk to his baby sister, but this guy? Oh yeah, he's in. Fuck this movie." that line was poetry
20:50 actually Civvie, there’s a 3D map screen in the movie that shows that hellknight looking mutant using a chainsaw to cut through the door. But it’s like a second worth of a pure red glowing sprite so I can’t blame you for not seeing it.
Both where good, but your comparing a game to a movie, if you compare doom 2005 to doom 2019 then that would make sense, if you compare doom 2016 to doom eternal then that would make sense, but if your taking things we see in the games and not see them in the movies then I would understand what you're doing there
I actually hate the whole argent energy subplot (plot device?). In the original games Hell was _the_ Hell, with demons and magic. In the new games Hell is just a parallel world where the demons are just a glorified genetic experiment, and there's no magic, just *_argent energy_*. BORING!!!
@@georgeoldsterd8994 Eh, I'd say they used the term "argent energy" as a way to define the magic you find in hell. If humans were to find anything magical, they'd probably try to figure out how it works, and in the case of argent energy, they've defined it as a form of energy. It gives a reason to why scientists are even interested in exploring and exploiting hell, and the genetic experiments are good enough reasons to why the demons have human made weaponry (take the mancubi's cannons or the revenant's jetpacks for example)
@@SirDankleberry They are though? Creations of what's essentially God that betrayed other powerful entities and were outcast. Sounds pretty biblically correct to me.
@@tragedyplustime8271 Except it's not, they're aliens warped by extra dimensional energy, not angels that have fallen for rebelling against God. The only thing close to angels are the Mayker's which are also aliens. As for a God it's flipped upside down because what you would call Satan created everything and what you would call Yahweh was a rebellious creation.
Agree 10000% I think it could get exhausting quick for sure, but you could introduce enough different aspects to make it feel fresh as it goes. Who knows till someone does it, I’d argue hardcore Henry took a good stab or shot, at it
@@DerMeister821 It's not unpopular - dumbasses just like to bitch about old things in retrospect. Doom 3 was visually groundbreaking upon release, and was on of the highlights of its release year. Don't let any cuntrarian tell you any different.
@@fuzzydunlop7928 Or the game is genuinely mediocre and it completely misses the point of Doom. Doom wasn't about running around in tight hallways where you can't see shit, it was about fighting hordes of hell in open areas. Just seems more you are a nostalgia blinded dumbass that thinks old means good and people that rightfully criticize the mediocre shit from the past is just "bitching". There is a reason why Doom went dormant and why Doom 2016 is praised for being much more closer to the originals, because Doom 3 fucked the franchise hard to the point of no games being made for well over a decade.
@@okagron The game is fine, especially for the time. Wasn't the best "Doom" game they could've made but it was a pretty damn good horror FPS. A lot of people are definitely way too hard on Doom 3 because it's different. I understand that mindset but I love it for what it is, not to mention it WAS technically groundbreaking.
3:27 I actually own one of those handheld flashbacks to the '80s. He's holding it the wrong way around and it's way past the point of anyone in the future playing it, perhaps, but... It's a pretty god damn layered game man
i`m so glad karl urban got some decent roles where he can shine in recently,like the boys or judge dredd .....and no one remembers he was in lotr and he was good
After this movie three things happen: The BGF of the movie was introduced on sourceports and mods and it's called BFG10k(like quake 2), People still think that Doom takes place on Mars, but actually is on the moons Phobos and Deimos, and...We still will got a second non-related movie after all....yeaaaa...
I've watched all your non movie videos by now. I was so expecting a °DING° Sewer Count tally. Damn you CV-11 Now I gotta go chronological to know the lineage of sewers in your vids.
I think you're underselling yourself here, Civ. This video was pretty good. Had me busting up laughing at a few points and the audio balance wasn't fucked up like your SIN video. This one's good!
i think of the FPS segment and am like "wow why isnt a whole movie like this" and then think "oh yeah there's hardcore henry," but then think "wait why aren't there more FPaction movies." also i'd be interested to hear what you'd have to say about hardcore henry if you'd want to actually make a vid about it
@@voodoodolll i wouldnt be so sure. did the doom movie turn out to be a flop due to constraints of budget/equipment, or because it was written by hacks? i'm inclined to think it's the latter
@@literalgod952 from what I heard, the books aren't Canon to the game, the doomguys name is based on the player, so basically the doom marine is "you " my name is Derek so then I would be Derek, but if you want your own nickname instead of you're real name then thats ok
Tbh if they called it anything besides "doom" I doubt there'd be much of an issue.. either that or you could think of it as one giant cutscene with 2 minutes of gameplay like quite a few modern shooters
What's especially funny is that "Event Horizon", which came out 8 years earlier, was a FAR more faithful "Doom" movie without even being associated with "Doom". THIS movie might as well have been an Alien sequel for how little it has in common with it's namesake! Just replace all the NOT-DEMONS with Xenomorphs and it be good to go.
thats how i feel about that old american godzilla movie (98?). if it was just some random monster no one would bat an eye. its not a masterpiece but its decent. but because its “godzilla” it fucks it up.
I just had an idea: what if ID had the guys of Hardcore Henry do a proper Doom movie? they got all the first person action with silent guy going on as well as the ultra violence, all they need is a bigger budget for the special effects, no big story script required even though they are now having this weird sort of "cinematic universe".
The new doom movie sucked, there are a lot of reasons why it did, but I grew up playing first person shooters and watched the doom movie from 2005 multiple times, Its been my favorite movie based off a game ever since, people say that if it didn't take the Doom name it would've been better, well in my opinion it was really good for a doom movie, others are saying hardcore Henry style would have been better but a movie about someone in first person isn't my kind of thing, in the games you play in first person but I don't want a doom movie just in first person
The first Doom novel isn't too bad for a YA novel. I like Flynn. I'd prefer to keep him nameless at all costs, though. Like Eastwood's "Blondie" from Sergio Leone's westerns.
@@OpenMawProductions I liked the first book, the second one wasn't bad, but when that two-headed alien showed up I regreted reading those books. I still do
I watched this movie when i was like 11 and while it isnt by any means a good movie. Its still a guilty pleasure of mine. I think it would have done a lot better if it hadnt been labelled doom
Die Another Day was... fine? This movie was, It would have been good if it wasn't based off of DOOM. It was a bad DOOM movie but it was a decent Sci-Fi action film.
This film, Die Another Day and the LOTR films did nothing to help my constant confusing of Rosamund Pike with Miranda Otto back in the early 2000s. Love them both though.
I must have watched this video 5 times and this is the first time I noticed the Goodbye Horses. It puts the reference in the bucket or it gets the cold room again.
I know I'm reaching back in time by posting here, now, two years after this video was uploaded. I can't help it. Your comment about the writers deciding not to name Urban's character "Flynn" = Pure gold. You, sir, win an internet.
You're not too far off, actually. From what I understand, one of the producers of this movie was Evangelical and so forced the demons to be taken out of the script.
okay, I'm a Christian and all, but if you can't deal with demons being in the movie pick another project. No reason to bastardize the POINT OF THE GAME because of your "beliefs"
That was never substantiated. The screenplay that David Callahan wrote was never intended to feature demons. They were mutants in the first draft penned in 2003 before it was picked up.
So, a movie that features demons as evil forces of destruction that plague mankind and need to be eliminated is... somehow against Evangelical beliefs, apparently *I DO LOGIC EVERY NOT AT ALL*
The same thing happened to the books, though they were given to a Mormon Reaganite rather than an Evangelical. Not sure why Doom adaptations keep going to religious people who hate putting Demons in things lol. tbh I'm not sure why some have that issue... I've met many Christian gamers and each one has basically said they're cool with Doom because you're kicking the Demons asses.
I think, if these guys would've been sent to Mars instead of Doomguy, they wouldn't even be able to get out of the Hangar map... on the easiest difficulty.
Ahahahahahah this video was great, I LOVE the 3rd rock from the sun meme you managed to fit in there, i didn't see it coming but holy shit was it epic.
This movie is a good example of what you get when the director isn't brave enough to deviate from Hollywood's safe and boring checklist of what every movie "must include" to appeal to a mass audience. A GOOD Doom movie would have about 10 minutes of plot followed by an hour and a half of run and gun demon genocide with periodic moments of suspenseful calm and pretty much zero dialogue to interrupt it, the "story" conveyed by the Doomguy's body language and the background scenery as the action unfolds. Alas, epic as such a Doom movie would be we're not likely to ever see it. :(
LGK it's frustrating because you could make a great Doom movie relatively inexpensively. The cast could be made entirely of unknowns, saving millions for the technical aspects like special effects, set design, direction, lighting, etc. Have just enough plot to hold all the demon-slaying action and suspense together, while also not getting in the way. Oh, and make sure the movie doesn't take itself too seriously, because you know... it's Doom. That does it, Sam Raimi needs to direct a proper Doom movie!
Because they want to maximize profitability, they dumb down the rating to "Teen" so they can rake in more dough, while failing to satisfy the target consumer, which is the fans of the video game.
Because any other moviegoer's money is as good as ours. Mass appeal is the name of the game -- except in the relatively new frontier of microtrannies: then it's mainly about harpooning those sweet, fat whales. Depends on the game, perhaps. I can see crowdfunding growing to involve relatively big budget movies. Such a movie as you describe can come about that way. Folk should always remain wary of crowdfunding, of course, not get their feet swept from under them by their own hype. Hell, how was Hardcore Henry funded? And how much more would it imaginably cost to make that but with demons in a sci-fi setting, with sci-fi props? I do know good CGI costs a fortune. I wonder how much the FPS sequence in Doom cost. It's the highlight of the movie, but it's not downright good. Only when compared to the rest of the movie and the fact it's a novelty does it ever appear good. Case in point being it's got nothing on the actual games themselves. On second thought, I wonder how popular such a crowdfunding would actually be, when the best way to experience Doom is by playing it, as Doom 2016 has shown to a new audience.
It's 2024, summer. I'm a 40 year old, rewatching this for the billionth time, wondering if Civvie will ever understand how his comedy is the most quoted thing in my life. Thank you for all you do, you mad genius.
Civvie produces some utter gem-encrusted gold. Nothing makes me laugh or gets me excited anymore. These videos do both. I have genuine laughter, which is super rare. Thank you for allowing me to feel that again :)
Hardcore Henry proved that you can make a movie entirely from the first person perspective of a single character and still have it fun and easy to follow. Someone needs to step up and make a Doom movie like that.
@Stix N' Stones Oh... That would explain the low effort. Honestly I'm surprised Bethesda (I doubt id can do anything about it) hasn't bought out the rights and gave it to whatever other movie studio they'd give for adapting BGS' projects
Yeah, he also lied about him versus Cena being this once-in-a-lifetime event while already planning to do it twice. I've never liked The Rock; even at the height of his wrestling career I found him unbearable.
@@reloadpsi Back then it was just an "act". Turns out I actually find him irritating. Most wrestlers are playing a role, but the rock really is just a 'roided out dude-bro frat-boy. And the more irritating aspect is the pass he gets on his terrible acting because he's a living action movie stereotype.
And here is Netflix cutting out the scene that you just showed with pinky being cut in half with a teleporter, we also got a couple mins cut from the FPS scene. Australian censorship is awesome, right guys?! :D
Great video. I love how dumb this movie is and i wish the whole thing was that fps sequence(thats why i love Hardcore Henry so much). You gotta check the latest Doom movie called Doom Annihilation. Its not good but there are some good bits in it.
14:05 Steve (Tim) Willets? You didn't even mention the other guy from The Dev team other than Carmack(s) Tim Willets was the studio director for ID software
18:56 that whole sequence made me laugh for whatever reason. Probably the thing that made me burst out laughing the most was what H4MM3R said... My grandfather used to use that term thinking it was still socially acceptable. Or he used it just to mess with my mom, who would cringe at that. Anyway, the only thing remotely "faithful" about the DOOM movie, in my honest opinion, was the brief first-person attack sequence. That's it. Also, leeches are not fish. Why not hit Civvie over the head with a halibut?
This is diamond. I thought I don't want to see this, but Civvie man, you absolutely nailed the cuts in these. This is version of Doom the Movie that's worth watching :)
20:42 actually the shape of the hole represents more of classic doom then anything else in this movie. Also zombies could of worked if they had more, if they used the guns the died with (like doom and unlike most zombie movies), and they needed a cyber demon at the end. also they think the BFG is the fan service but the super shotgun is still more icon in my book (I can hear the sound just thinking about it)
You know I adored this film, but in stark contrast to that, listening to you rip it apart is hilarious fun..!! Thanks for this, man..!! Very entertaining..!!
I like to imagine this film as the UAC's (Sloppy) cover up story to what actually happened.
Genius.
This is canon
Maniac From the Doomed Planet you actually fixed the movie for me
Good one.))
You just made this movie somewhat tolerable for me
"She has 24 pairs, humans have 23"
"So what does the extra pair do?"
"Make her a chimpanzee. And look, her cells divide fifty times faster than normal."
"What does that mean?"
"She was a chimpanzee with cancer"
This sounds so funny in retrospective. Like, imagine her saying the stuff she says in the movie, and the guy replying with these facts.
1 Year into the future and your comment was fucking gold.... maybe youll see this, you deserve it
@@LegendaryKief Thanks, it has been a year, I have seen this, I don't think I deserve the praise, but I am deeply appreciative nevertheless
Take credit when credit is due 👍. You earned it
What's even funnier is when you realize extra chromosomes are the reason trisomy disorders occur.
"She has 24 chromosomes, humans only have 23... so what does the extra pair do?.... makes her super human" Orrrrrrr makes her a Chimpanzee, who also has 24 chromosomes.
It could also mean she has a severe chromosome disorder
Gives her retard strength lol
Or Down Syndrome
23 PAIRS.......46 chromosomes...in 23 pairs
It means she can count to potato.
The latest Doom movie makes the old one look like the best thing ever made
Espiriquidiberto Senti it wasn’t horrible in theaters, FPS sequence was awesome, prob was I was severely disappointed by no hell or gore world or demons, so yeah I was pissed it wasn’t more like Doom 3 after seeing it
Compared to that, this movie is more doom than doom.
I personally liked the first Doom movie. It was a good popcorn flick and I never get tired of watching it every time it comes on.
Yeah I feel kinda like a boomer that goes on how things used to be better in ye olde days but sometimes they just were
Today is the day I found out they made as new Doom movie. What the fuck.
For the record, "Reaper" is totally the kind of dorky nickname based on your last name that you get in the actual Marine Corps. Until you either do something stupid or awesome instead. Usually something stupid.
It worked in Ace Combat Infinity, though
So true. Mine was Pineapple cause I'm from Hawaii. Like Reaper said- they're not poets.
Can confirm! My last name is Sobey and my D.I called me Sobey Wan Kenobi which still sticks to this day!
Reaper: Probably had a dorkier name based on his last name at one point but actually did something useful, so they gave him the cool name once he proved he wasn't a fuckup.
Destroyer: Took a dump so big he fucked up the base's port-a-john for a week.
Goat: Made the mistake of telling people he was religious. Also probably from someplace where people get stereotyped as fornicating with their farm animals (I think that's actually referenced in the movie come to think of it).
Mac: "Recruit Taka...Takaha...Ta...Fuck it, you're Mac, now."
Portman: His nickname would have got the movie an NC-17 rating.
Duke: He's a North Carolina fan.
The Kid: No actual nickname yet, but if he survived, dollars to doughnuts with his hairstyle it would have been "Peaches".
I was a little thicker at the time, but could still squeeze through the "hell hole" in a Bradley in roughly 2 seconds.
That'll only save your upper torso in the event of an emergency but hey, they called me Tunnel Rat because of it for the longest time.
Funny, considering I work like a dog.
Let's be fair
Avenging daisy would still make for a way better plot
Just a unnamed soldier ripping and tearing just because
BUT FLUFFY BUNNY
WHY IS DAISY...
That's basically the plot of John Wick. Only with a dog.
@@DavidDDavidsonSA i thought i was the only one who made that conncetion
The bunny at the end of Doom is a metaphor. Going down the rabbit hole, hello is anyone home???? Also just another reason to go back and kill more demons.
Say what you will, I kicked thy flesh consumed into a fucking bloody pulp after seeing the Rabbit dead.
It was all the motivation I needed to toggle God Mode and beat some shit to death.
Yeah I'm bad at games.
Doom is the timeless tale of the lengths one man would go to avenge his pet rabbit. And would have been a better movie dammit.
John Wick but it's a bunny and demons instead of dog and mob.
Doom is actually the story of one Punished Marine on guard duty on a backwater Assignment that has nothing better to do because he can't fly the escape ship out to go home. The pet rabbit thing as added in as a joke in a later version that added an additional episode (Ultimate Doom).
Hey if John wick could do it then doom could to but Hollywood just love to have a foot up their ass
@@Quandry1 Badass Slayer Man can’t fly a ship?
@@_V.Va_ In the Original Doom? Nope. Doesn't know how. So might as well go take on the entire Demon Race. Even in the new Doom it doesn't seem like he really knows how to fly. Seems the Ship takes care of most of that. He just tells it where he wants to go.
Dr. Armina Archvile
Dr. Margarette Mancubus
Dr. Camelia Cacodemon
Dr. Rebecca Revenant
Dr. Henrietta Hellknight
Dr. Christoff arachnotron
Dr. Leonard Lostsoul
Dr. Rob Zombieman
Can't forget ol' Pamela P. Ainelemental
that movie Hardcore Henry. they shoulda made the DOOM movie like they did that one and have actual demons in it. all first person action.
@Balls McGee you could do both, credit to this film for the transition but tonely you could show how dire the situation is to the common soldier, struggling againdt these beasts then as all seems hopeless the doomguy or slayer just sprints in and tears apart demons, sorta like halo forward unto dawn and how it shows the difference of soldiers and masterchief
@Negative Space
that guy this guy did mention it. He wrote "credit to this film for the transition". The whole thread is about the fact that this movie had such a scene.
Possibly a shit ton of lawsuits
Pitting one guy in shredded armor with an army of demons attacking him at once in a red, fiery area is what a Doom movie should do, I think
Honestly a good Doom movie would be something like Hardcore Henry or John Wick. Just over the top violence for a good portion of the movie.
This movie is LAYERED, man!
In shit
Layered in what?? Shit??
Layered in the faeces from the sewer scenes
Just like an onion.
@@343kaka mmmm shitty onion
Personally, i actually like the rock as an actor, cuz he really does look like video game buffman, works in cheesy action movies
Could’ve been worse
Could’ve been Nick Cage
@@thecheese4255
Nick is awesome in Bringing out the dead, Leaving Las Vegas, Matchstick Men, Lord of War, The Rock and recently Color Out of Space.
Bollibompa
In your opinion
And that’s okay
I’m not sure that creature is even human
Feel free to enjoy its antics
I don’t get the appeal
@@thecheese4255
Have you seen the interview about his acting technique? Top level comedy:
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Bollibompa
Nope
I imagine it sheds its humanlike skin, eats a puppy starting from the tail and anoints itself with 10w30... as is tradition for its race
Nick Cage plays Nick Cage in every movie he’s ever been in IMO
Any discussion of range would be limited to the caustic secretions it can project from its butt glands
"Because even in 2005 movies had sewer levels" plays Q-lazzarus :D
Patrick Guth Were they making a silence of the lambs reference?
XRMatt playing “goodbye horses” over a pit like that.. had to be.
What would the sewer counter do if a whole game was one big sewer level?
Civvie yelled “How am I supposed to see the black guy die?!” And I immediately started choking on a pistachio shell from my snack. You almost killed me, dude, I thought we were homies?
Why are you eating pistachio shells?
Death by Civvie-11 not the worst way to go
@Lord Skeletor You never suck on the shell for a bit before spitting it out? That's where most of the salt is.
@@HoHhoch personally i'm more interested in eating the pistachio XD
@@HoHhoch wtf
Damn, hearing Civvies old voice is after watching his newer videos feels surreal.
Ikr
Going back and watching these, I'm really glad he stopped doing the discount Mr. Plinkett - theres enough room in the dark sarcastic self abuse corner of media criticism for diversity.
@@gabrieltsgardner9942 it wasnt too bad. I actually like it tbh he does the voice well, its not too exaggerated.
@@gabrieltsgardner9942 I prefer it to obnoxiously loud, yelling Civvie.
It was fine. Also, i honestly enjoyed his early videos more than some if not most of his newer ones, they were more funny.
Also, the music of this movie is awesome.
As The Rock said during one of his speeches "Did you see Doom? No, that's okay, nobody else saw Doom either...!"
When it was announced in 03 they were finally going to do it, after some HUGE stop and starts... I mean at one point they were going to make it for 100 million at Tristar with a PG-13 rating, and there were rumors of having Tom Berenger (The Sarge from Platoon!) as Doomguy. It was so far along that they had demon maquettes built. They looked like Doom monsters through the prism of Todd McFarlane. But then Columbine happened and ruined that...
So the first wave of press for this movie starting in 2003 indicated a PG-13 rating, the movie was set on an "alien" planet called Olduvai, and the marines were going to be some kind of tactical swat guys. Olduvai, in the script, was actually Earth after some horrible apocalypse, and humanity had actually evacuated to another planet in another solar system. This was the big Planet of the Apes twist.
Basically they did a name change on the planet, the "swat" guys who were called "UACM (Union Aerospace Corporation Marines) were renamed to RRTS. I don't know why Hollywood thought that they needed to be anything but space marines... You'd think if they could take so much time to come up with a new fake name for the grunts, they could take some time to write better characterization. They were originally supposed to be dressed in the same kind of armor you see Doom 3 Guy wearing, but they decided for the more generic Seal Team 6 look. Which was boring.
That scene where Sarge uses the minigun on the horde of zombies, one of the few instances where the movie sorta feels like the game... At all... Is not in the theatrical release.
OpenMawProductions >PG-13 Rating >Doom who throught this would be a good idea?
The people who wanted to make money.
In an article I remember reading in a film magazine back in the day basically made the same arguement for Doom that was made later for AVP. Because it's "monsters" you don't really need an R rating.
The problem, of course, is that said monsters usually do horrible things *to people.* and thus you need an R rating to give this shit some weight.
Wasn't one of the rumors that the blood was going to be green?
@Brainbot Jezebel It's what killed the Max Payne movie. And even the Unrated cut of that didn't fix anything.
Hollywood didn't have to do anything to this damn movie. They could have literally copy and pasted the story of Doom hell (no pun intended) why not mash the stories of Doom 2 and Doom together! They would have made a great movie. Of course... no. Apparently experimenting with teleportation and accidentally opening a portal/slipgate/resonance cascade into HELL destroying the base in the process wasn't interesting enough.
"Nooooooo! He only had 40 more years until retirement!"
(Lol) Best line of the episode. You have my subscription!
(Lol)
I went to see this film in the Finnish premiere. Fun anecdote about that. The audience in the theatre was about 99.9 percent male. I saw two or three ladies there - and especially one of them looked like she had no idea what her boyfriend was dragging her into. As we waddled into the seats, the pre-movie ads start to play. Around those times the ads still used to be targeted somewhat based on the demographic the films were designed for - so you can understand the big, spontaneous laughter erupting from the entire audience when the lady hygiene products started parading in the pre-DOOM ad reel.
The best part of this DOOM film is definitely the score by Clint Mansell. It's pretty much as close as you can get to that Bobby Prince MIDI rock style - while still sounding like it belongs in a big budget movie.
Clint Mansell and Rosamund Pike are two names that had no business being in this fucking movie. lol
Maybe the add was trying to show just how much blood those products could handle? It'd be a selling point for me!
Massingil Or Summers Eve? @@brittanybecker170
@@DarkWoodsPresents , pads and tampons. If it can handle THAT much gore, I'll make it through whatever my time of the month does without worrying.
@Stix N' Stones , we advertise food, water and medicine, don't we?
the "i guess it's better than calling him Flynn" joke cracks me up every time, being reminded that the Doom books even exist is funny as hell
I only read one of them it was an entertaining read. The comics are the hilarious printed media. So ridiculous
They were not too bad for the time
@@sorrenblitz805shut up poofer
"You're gonna leave behind the guy who's field stripping like 10 fucking rifles just so he doesn't have to talk to his baby sister, but this guy? Oh yeah, he's in. Fuck this movie."
that line was poetry
20:50 actually Civvie, there’s a 3D map screen in the movie that shows that hellknight looking mutant using a chainsaw to cut through the door. But it’s like a second worth of a pure red glowing sprite so I can’t blame you for not seeing it.
Even though Doom 2016 is about ripping and tearing it has way more interesting science than the entirety of this movie.
Both where good, but your comparing a game to a movie, if you compare doom 2005 to doom 2019 then that would make sense, if you compare doom 2016 to doom eternal then that would make sense, but if your taking things we see in the games and not see them in the movies then I would understand what you're doing there
I actually hate the whole argent energy subplot (plot device?). In the original games Hell was _the_ Hell, with demons and magic. In the new games Hell is just a parallel world where the demons are just a glorified genetic experiment, and there's no magic, just *_argent energy_*. BORING!!!
@@georgeoldsterd8994
Sufficiently advanced tech = magic
@@concept5631 true, but my point still stands.
@@georgeoldsterd8994 Eh, I'd say they used the term "argent energy" as a way to define the magic you find in hell. If humans were to find anything magical, they'd probably try to figure out how it works, and in the case of argent energy, they've defined it as a form of energy. It gives a reason to why scientists are even interested in exploring and exploiting hell, and the genetic experiments are good enough reasons to why the demons have human made weaponry (take the mancubi's cannons or the revenant's jetpacks for example)
Rock: I promise we stayed true to the video game.
Yeah, the shareware of episode 1 maybe, because there certainly was no hell spawn
I mean demons aren't really demons anymore in DOOM.
@@SirDankleberry They are though? Creations of what's essentially God that betrayed other powerful entities and were outcast. Sounds pretty biblically correct to me.
@@tragedyplustime8271 Except it's not, they're aliens warped by extra dimensional energy, not angels that have fallen for rebelling against God. The only thing close to angels are the Mayker's which are also aliens. As for a God it's flipped upside down because what you would call Satan created everything and what you would call Yahweh was a rebellious creation.
@@SirDankleberry Again, there's definitely a twist, but they're much closer to biblical demons than in this movie.
@@tragedyplustime8271 How?
Maybe, if the Hardcore Henry director had Doom to work with, a Doom movie might’ve had better highlights.
Lucy is a reference to the real human skeleton from 3.2 million years ago, the first ancestor we can trace as a species.
Didn't know that, but good the learn some things aye?
Willits as in “Tim Willits” one of the mappers from Master Levels for Doom 2?
The FPS scene was great. Could you imagine if that was the whole movie?
That'd get boring and exhausting
Agree 10000% I think it could get exhausting quick for sure, but you could introduce enough different aspects to make it feel fresh as it goes. Who knows till someone does it, I’d argue hardcore Henry took a good stab or shot, at it
@@TheExFatalHardcore Henry exists. Or do you not like Hardcore Henry?
I think this is more based on Doom 3 than the original Doom, though you could argue that it's mostly based on crap.
Doom 3 was good.
My unpopular opinion.
The movie is right up there with the new star wars.
Wait... DOOM 3 is awesome, this is just shit, they took only the atmosphere
@@DerMeister821 It's not unpopular - dumbasses just like to bitch about old things in retrospect. Doom 3 was visually groundbreaking upon release, and was on of the highlights of its release year. Don't let any cuntrarian tell you any different.
@@fuzzydunlop7928 Or the game is genuinely mediocre and it completely misses the point of Doom. Doom wasn't about running around in tight hallways where you can't see shit, it was about fighting hordes of hell in open areas.
Just seems more you are a nostalgia blinded dumbass that thinks old means good and people that rightfully criticize the mediocre shit from the past is just "bitching". There is a reason why Doom went dormant and why Doom 2016 is praised for being much more closer to the originals, because Doom 3 fucked the franchise hard to the point of no games being made for well over a decade.
@@okagron The game is fine, especially for the time. Wasn't the best "Doom" game they could've made but it was a pretty damn good horror FPS.
A lot of people are definitely way too hard on Doom 3 because it's different. I understand that mindset but I love it for what it is, not to mention it WAS technically groundbreaking.
I have fond memories of this movie simply for the first person action scene. That one scene somehow made watching the rest of the movie worth it.
3:27 I actually own one of those handheld flashbacks to the '80s.
He's holding it the wrong way around and it's way past the point of anyone in the future playing it, perhaps, but...
It's a pretty god damn layered game man
Seal fuck i love this comment
You’re better off playing an Onion.
i`m so glad karl urban got some decent roles where he can shine in recently,like the boys or judge dredd .....and no one remembers he was in lotr and he was good
No-one rememebers?
But my mommy told me I'm a somebody!
His role in the show Almost Human is my personal favorite
He killed it as Dredd
@@JohnDoe-rj8nd A good show tragically killed before it's time.
After this movie three things happen: The BGF of the movie was introduced on sourceports and mods and it's called BFG10k(like quake 2), People still think that Doom takes place on Mars, but actually is on the moons Phobos and Deimos, and...We still will got a second non-related movie after all....yeaaaa...
Gabriel Zero doom 2016 took place on mars so there not wrong
@@casper5949
Even doom 3 took place on Mars, that's the main source for this movie btw.
Big Gucking Fun.
It's terrible, and I love it.
i love how SergeantMarkIV added the song from the first person scene to the first level of his Hell on Earth map pack
It's amazing how a license extention movie can raise the quality of previous movies, a circle up in hell. Great job Doom: Annihilation.
I've watched all your non movie videos by now. I was so expecting a °DING° Sewer Count tally.
Damn you CV-11 Now I gotta go chronological to know the lineage of sewers in your vids.
I think you're underselling yourself here, Civ. This video was pretty good. Had me busting up laughing at a few points and the audio balance wasn't fucked up like your SIN video.
This one's good!
So when the kid refused to fire on civilians, they could have made him the doom guy and actually made a great movie, instead we got this
Who's gonna believe that little jabroni could put the rock in a body cast
Holy shit
The movie had its moments, unfortunately it suffered from b-gradetinitus. The FPS scene was definitely the highlight.
i think of the FPS segment and am like "wow why isnt a whole movie like this" and then think "oh yeah there's hardcore henry," but then think "wait why aren't there more FPaction movies."
also i'd be interested to hear what you'd have to say about hardcore henry if you'd want to actually make a vid about it
It's restrictive from a filmmaking perspective, I suppose.
@@fuzzydunlop7928 creative restrictions can result in extremely interesting results
@@xanaxodgrindcorelover9191 *CAN* ... should be highlighted and underscored
@@voodoodolll i wouldnt be so sure. did the doom movie turn out to be a flop due to constraints of budget/equipment, or because it was written by hacks? i'm inclined to think it's the latter
Loved the movie, but the main villain with the superpowers was lame
Better than calling him “Flynn”
.....haaaaaaa Civvie not too many would get that reference but kudos to you, sir.
flynn taggart is the name of the doomguy
@@literalgod952 only in the crappy books. Which don't have real demons either.
@@wasteoftime5848 that's ok, the doomguy is not a real marine, either
@@literalgod952 from what I heard, the books aren't Canon to the game, the doomguys name is based on the player, so basically the doom marine is "you " my name is Derek so then I would be Derek, but if you want your own nickname instead of you're real name then thats ok
"Better than calling him Flynn"
Hey i liked the books thank you very much
Tbh if they called it anything besides "doom" I doubt there'd be much of an issue.. either that or you could think of it as one giant cutscene with 2 minutes of gameplay like quite a few modern shooters
What's especially funny is that "Event Horizon", which came out 8 years earlier, was a FAR more faithful "Doom" movie without even being associated with "Doom". THIS movie might as well have been an Alien sequel for how little it has in common with it's namesake! Just replace all the NOT-DEMONS with Xenomorphs and it be good to go.
thats how i feel about that old american godzilla movie (98?). if it was just some random monster no one would bat an eye. its not a masterpiece but its decent. but because its “godzilla” it fucks it up.
@@brewedjuice494 Hey at least the Godzilla animated series and comics that it spawned were great
I just had an idea: what if ID had the guys of Hardcore Henry do a proper Doom movie? they got all the first person action with silent guy going on as well as the ultra violence, all they need is a bigger budget for the special effects, no big story script required even though they are now having this weird sort of "cinematic universe".
Just get rid of the fishcam and have normal cameras mounted. There's a reason why Hardcore Henry had danger warnings in theaters.
I hope you watched the Doom Movie from 2019. If you ever wanted to know how a crap a movie can be, that one is bull-diarrhea fountain sprinkler style!
Hope you'll enjoy the new Doom Movie (2019) straight to DVD
I did.
/me pukes enthusiastically
The new doom movie sucked, there are a lot of reasons why it did, but I grew up playing first person shooters and watched the doom movie from 2005 multiple times, Its been my favorite movie based off a game ever since, people say that if it didn't take the Doom name it would've been better, well in my opinion it was really good for a doom movie, others are saying hardcore Henry style would have been better but a movie about someone in first person isn't my kind of thing, in the games you play in first person but I don't want a doom movie just in first person
"Better than calling him Flynn" , i kinda thought Flynn Taggart was a pretty good name for DoomGuy
John Stalvern will always be my first pick. Flynn Taggart sounds like a name for a space swashbuckler.
The first Doom novel isn't too bad for a YA novel.
I like Flynn. I'd prefer to keep him nameless at all costs, though. Like Eastwood's "Blondie" from Sergio Leone's westerns.
It's kinda like Flynn, i consider it one of the "unassiming" badass nakes. Like Kyle crane (DL) amongst others.
Just an opinion.
@@OpenMawProductions I liked the first book, the second one wasn't bad, but when that two-headed alien showed up I regreted reading those books. I still do
@@Piotwor Crush Bonemeal
Oh dude lady boys were most def a thing in biblical times.
How
@@UOHCUNY You don't know what a lady-boi is, do you?
I absolutely lost it when he played the third rock theme when they transported to Mars.
The best part is that tomatoes have more Chromosomes than humans
oh so that's why i can't finish my tomato soup. It keeps regenerating!
Hence Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
@@afterglow-podcast shiiiiit i forgot this existed! Now I need a doom mod where I kill tomatoes 🍅🍅🍅
@@mhfiver2441 I mean, Cacodemons?
@@TheSuperuser49 no no no those are the meatballs. Different stuff.
But now I need a cacomato drawing. It's for research purposes
I watched this movie when i was like 11 and while it isnt by any means a good movie. Its still a guilty pleasure of mine. I think it would have done a lot better if it hadnt been labelled doom
Knight Solaire hey i enjoy jurassic park 3. its a dogshit movie. but i like it anyway. nostalgia is funny.
I rewatch time to time
@@brewedjuice494 I remember having some Hungarian sausages with a friend ,watching Jurassic park 3 on my old dorm PC and intranet.
It's more like Half-Life: Opposing Force than Doom
19:46 “this guy is my waning will to live” gave me a good chuckle
Poor Rosamund Pike. One bad Bond decision and then a decade of these.
Inhyuk Lim she was called Rosario Dawson, so I guess thats nice? :)
She got her Gone Girl, though. She was damn good in that.
Die Another Day was... fine? This movie was, It would have been good if it wasn't based off of DOOM. It was a bad DOOM movie but it was a decent Sci-Fi action film.
This film, Die Another Day and the LOTR films did nothing to help my constant confusing of Rosamund Pike with Miranda Otto back in the early 2000s.
Love them both though.
She can still get it, though...
You are severely underrated. You deserve waaaaay more views. I fucking cried at "get his ass to Mars".
2:47 we have a new directive from M.A.F. on this. In the future, in place of "search and destroy," substitute the phrase "sweep and clear."
I must have watched this video 5 times and this is the first time I noticed the Goodbye Horses.
It puts the reference in the bucket or it gets the cold room again.
6:21 I just lost it at 3rd Rock From The Sun's title song..lol now I can't stop hearing it when I see that scene. lol
I know I'm reaching back in time by posting here, now, two years after this video was uploaded. I can't help it. Your comment about the writers deciding not to name Urban's character "Flynn" = Pure gold. You, sir, win an internet.
I wonder what Civvie thinks of Hardcore Henry, which is basically just the fps section of this but as a feature length film.
Dude, you deserve WAY more attention than you’re getting. You are hilarious!
You're not too far off, actually. From what I understand, one of the producers of this movie was Evangelical and so forced the demons to be taken out of the script.
okay, I'm a Christian and all, but if you can't deal with demons being in the movie pick another project. No reason to bastardize the POINT OF THE GAME because of your "beliefs"
That was never substantiated. The screenplay that David Callahan wrote was never intended to feature demons. They were mutants in the first draft penned in 2003 before it was picked up.
So, a movie that features demons as evil forces of destruction that plague mankind and need to be eliminated is... somehow against Evangelical beliefs, apparently
*I DO LOGIC EVERY NOT AT ALL*
The same thing happened to the books, though they were given to a Mormon Reaganite rather than an Evangelical. Not sure why Doom adaptations keep going to religious people who hate putting Demons in things lol. tbh I'm not sure why some have that issue... I've met many Christian gamers and each one has basically said they're cool with Doom because you're kicking the Demons asses.
Well I sure hope he also insisted on demons being removed from the Bible.
I think, if these guys would've been sent to Mars instead of Doomguy, they wouldn't even be able to get out of the Hangar map... on the easiest difficulty.
Ahahahahahah this video was great, I LOVE the 3rd rock from the sun meme you managed to fit in there, i didn't see it coming but holy shit was it epic.
Loved it too, just like the silence of the lambs music over the pit. Oh and it's not a meme, it's a joke. Meme's are completely different thing
@@FastWinWalkthroughs C'mon, Jerzku - don't be that guy. :/
Even movies had sewer levels!!
This movie is a good example of what you get when the director isn't brave enough to deviate from Hollywood's safe and boring checklist of what every movie "must include" to appeal to a mass audience. A GOOD Doom movie would have about 10 minutes of plot followed by an hour and a half of run and gun demon genocide with periodic moments of suspenseful calm and pretty much zero dialogue to interrupt it, the "story" conveyed by the Doomguy's body language and the background scenery as the action unfolds. Alas, epic as such a Doom movie would be we're not likely to ever see it. :(
LGK it's frustrating because you could make a great Doom movie relatively inexpensively. The cast could be made entirely of unknowns, saving millions for the technical aspects like special effects, set design, direction, lighting, etc. Have just enough plot to hold all the demon-slaying action and suspense together, while also not getting in the way. Oh, and make sure the movie doesn't take itself too seriously, because you know... it's Doom. That does it, Sam Raimi needs to direct a proper Doom movie!
Because they want to maximize profitability, they dumb down the rating to "Teen" so they can rake in more dough, while failing to satisfy the target consumer, which is the fans of the video game.
Because any other moviegoer's money is as good as ours. Mass appeal is the name of the game -- except in the relatively new frontier of microtrannies: then it's mainly about harpooning those sweet, fat whales. Depends on the game, perhaps. I can see crowdfunding growing to involve relatively big budget movies. Such a movie as you describe can come about that way. Folk should always remain wary of crowdfunding, of course, not get their feet swept from under them by their own hype.
Hell, how was Hardcore Henry funded? And how much more would it imaginably cost to make that but with demons in a sci-fi setting, with sci-fi props? I do know good CGI costs a fortune. I wonder how much the FPS sequence in Doom cost. It's the highlight of the movie, but it's not downright good. Only when compared to the rest of the movie and the fact it's a novelty does it ever appear good. Case in point being it's got nothing on the actual games themselves. On second thought, I wonder how popular such a crowdfunding would actually be, when the best way to experience Doom is by playing it, as Doom 2016 has shown to a new audience.
Notice how the Rock didn’t say “yes you’ll enjoy the film”
Funny that many years later we got Hardcore Henry.
And now we are gonna get a new Doom movie and they haven't learned yet.
In Canada we say "That gentlemen appears to be Mentally Handicapped.".
sooo this is rly more of DooM 3: the movie than anything
@Stix N' Stones well i meant the game is better, but its certainly not brighter
It's 2024, summer. I'm a 40 year old, rewatching this for the billionth time, wondering if Civvie will ever understand how his comedy is the most quoted thing in my life. Thank you for all you do, you mad genius.
Civvie this is comedy gold. Been binging your videos this entire week since I first subscribed. You make this world a better place.
"Hey kid, you're on the team*
*dies*
"It WaS hIs FiRsT mIsSiOn!!!!!"
What's next, a Wolfenstein movie about World War 1?
Eh, Overlord somewhat scratched that itch
Bonus: Mutant Not Sees
Civvie produces some utter gem-encrusted gold. Nothing makes me laugh or gets me excited anymore. These videos do both. I have genuine laughter, which is super rare. Thank you for allowing me to feel that again :)
The first person scene is okay, but it triggers me to no end that it was shot with a narrow lens.
Hardcore Henry proved that you can make a movie entirely from the first person perspective of a single character and still have it fun and easy to follow. Someone needs to step up and make a Doom movie like that.
Resident Evil in space with the Doom title
23:01 best scene you've done. Thank you sir. You are a king.
20:15 That's is literally what everyone said after watching DOOM movie
8:20 "Goodbye Horses" playing while they look over into a pit. Surprised you didn't mention the Silence of the Lambs reference there Civvie!
He put the music there to reference it :P Didn't know if you were joking
Jerzku'sGames
Hell, and I thought that was clever on the movie’s part
Been awhile since I’ve seen it
Silly me
5:08 It's okay, Civvie. Karl Urban got his day with Dredd and is with The Boys now, all is right again.
When doom Annihilation comes out.....PLEASE do it. I cannot wait
@Stix N' Stones its out now. how is it
@Stix N' Stones Oh... That would explain the low effort. Honestly I'm surprised Bethesda (I doubt id can do anything about it) hasn't bought out the rights and gave it to whatever other movie studio they'd give for adapting BGS' projects
The rock sold (suckered) me on this movie when I was a teenager. I've never believed him since
The Rock is far more entertaining in his Brazilian Portuguese dubs.
Did the same to me with rampage
Yeah, he also lied about him versus Cena being this once-in-a-lifetime event while already planning to do it twice.
I've never liked The Rock; even at the height of his wrestling career I found him unbearable.
@@reloadpsi Back then it was just an "act". Turns out I actually find him irritating.
Most wrestlers are playing a role, but the rock really is just a 'roided out dude-bro frat-boy.
And the more irritating aspect is the pass he gets on his terrible acting because he's a living action movie stereotype.
The Rock is the guy to go to when they've got a stupid action movie that they think might be saved by having somebody chew enough scenery.
19:38 Wow, this absolutely aged like wine.
Damn Nardwuar really took a different career path 12:03
""Keep on rockin' in the free world", and the "doot doola doot doo..."
And here is Netflix cutting out the scene that you just showed with pinky being cut in half with a teleporter, we also got a couple mins cut from the FPS scene.
Australian censorship is awesome, right guys?! :D
Great video. I love how dumb this movie is and i wish the whole thing was that fps sequence(thats why i love Hardcore Henry so much). You gotta check the latest Doom movie called Doom Annihilation. Its not good but there are some good bits in it.
I would like an updated sewer count with this sewer included. I've been keeping a close eye on things and you've missed several over the years.
14:05 Steve (Tim) Willets? You didn't even mention the other guy from The Dev team other than Carmack(s) Tim Willets was the studio director for ID software
3:06 It's actually a 2 player Galaxian game that he's holding wrong lol
18:50
Replayed this part so many times. Subbed to this channel. Fucking 10/10 review.
I was waiting for the first person scene I loved it
Honestly made the movie worth it
18:56 that whole sequence made me laugh for whatever reason. Probably the thing that made me burst out laughing the most was what H4MM3R said...
My grandfather used to use that term thinking it was still socially acceptable. Or he used it just to mess with my mom, who would cringe at that. Anyway, the only thing remotely "faithful" about the DOOM movie, in my honest opinion, was the brief first-person attack sequence. That's it.
Also, leeches are not fish. Why not hit Civvie over the head with a halibut?
Wow, Civvie actually made this film bearable, god bless your humour and edits
“F##k you this isn’t gonna teach me anything about science” is still one of my favorite Civvie quotes to this day.
This is diamond. I thought I don't want to see this, but Civvie man, you absolutely nailed the cuts in these. This is version of Doom the Movie that's worth watching :)
20:42 actually the shape of the hole represents more of classic doom then anything else in this movie. Also zombies could of worked if they had more, if they used the guns the died with (like doom and unlike most zombie movies), and they needed a cyber demon at the end. also they think the BFG is the fan service but the super shotgun is still more icon in my book (I can hear the sound just thinking about it)
"Adding the waypoints to your map now."
Goddamnit Civvie, I love you man. Lol
4:15 - He isn't sick of it for religious reasons. Are you stupi-
Wait, I'm defending the Doom movie, never mind.
You know I adored this film, but in stark contrast to that, listening to you rip it apart is hilarious fun..!!
Thanks for this, man..!! Very entertaining..!!
When even worse movie comes and brings this actually alright "Doom" movie to "Good" level.
24:27
I cannot believe the MCU caught heat for a line that was actually spoken in DOOM!!