This is how you DON'T play Minecraft Episode 1 by Loophole572

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  • @memelordteseo5684
    @memelordteseo5684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    No wonder he hates minecraft , because he knew it's too complex for his 1 withered brain cell

  • @thegreatduca100
    @thegreatduca100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Minecraft is one of the easiest games I’ve ever played, and Phill somehow couldn’t even manage to improve at it

  • @rocking546
    @rocking546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i love how it took 40 minutes in the edited down video for him to make a furnace

  • @gammerguy1995
    @gammerguy1995 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    10 Years later Minecraft is still relevant.

  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    >Builds a two block high square wall with no roof.
    “This is my house.”

  • @Punished_Trump
    @Punished_Trump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Phil even struggles to use a wiki.

  • @Punished_Trump
    @Punished_Trump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The man is a walking, talking contradiction. A living, literally and figuratively speaking oxymoron

  • @MechaGodAnri
    @MechaGodAnri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My 5 year old son plays minecraft better than DSP and even knows how to do practically everything but redstone mechanics other than lighting.
    Not my cup of tea though but I've played it for about 100 hours give or take to make some friends happy. I probably have about 200 now thanks to my son constantly wanting me to play it...lol. I know that's minuscule though compared to the masses who love it.

  • @Punished_Trump
    @Punished_Trump 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Phil looking at what is unmistakably a tree: wHaT's ThIs?

  • @beeley
    @beeley ปีที่แล้ว +6

    34:36 “I’m gonna make an ack”

  • @NozaJoza
    @NozaJoza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    23:18 Bugged Hand-Holding Mechanics

  • @n00bultima
    @n00bultima 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    DSP being DSP aside, dunno what the guide counter is for. It's very difficult to do anything without it if you have never played before.

    • @bpkdon
      @bpkdon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If this video was from when Minecraft was brand new, then yes. But it was already well-known with several ytbers making their libelihood off of it. Everyone knows the basics, like you can "mine" stuff in "Mine"craft

  • @TheZealo
    @TheZealo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    lmao, my 8 yo cousin started to play Minecraft yesterday and already has a house and some sheep. And the game is not even in his native language.

  • @grubkiller2809
    @grubkiller2809 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Looking back these tweets are hilarious when you consider wwe champions xD

  • @Kakashifan727
    @Kakashifan727 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Loving the Spongebob sounds. It works well with Phil's BS.

  • @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333
    @morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He starts playing at 10:00

  • @OleanderRainbow
    @OleanderRainbow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Minecraft is simple to the point where it would be easy (and fun) to play while one is high on the zaza or an edible.
    I'm legitimately not surprised at Phil's incompentency.

  • @Necronaut
    @Necronaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's almost like he's trying to make people stop watching. It's infuriating to watch.

  • @boatcaptain6288
    @boatcaptain6288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God bless you for uploading this after the original was lost.

  • @ladyrendarkstrider2398
    @ladyrendarkstrider2398 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I easily figured out Minecraft, when I first played it, because it's an absolutely easy game, and nowadays, I play on Hardcore, when I want a challenge, and I'm having a blast at those times. Right now, I'm building a Dinosaur Park alongside a museum for fossils using a mod. Wish me luck.
    Phil is a not a good Gaming TH-camr, as he could not figure out how this game works, f---.

  • @gamrknight8060
    @gamrknight8060 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When I first played this game when I was 8 I was genuinely better than him

  • @jaydedjen110
    @jaydedjen110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is so painful XD

    • @lemon___1344
      @lemon___1344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DyingWaffles 15 its painful to watch.he has to use all his brain cells to figure out the most simple shit

    • @lemon___1344
      @lemon___1344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DyingWaffles 15 he has to USE all of them to figure out the most simple shit

  • @zackattack9962
    @zackattack9962 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first time I played this game I was 11 on the Xbox 360 even then I knew how to play this more than Phil but then again I did not go in blind I was one of those kids who watched you know TH-cam videos you know diamond mine cart and such but even then I'm pretty sure I would have known how to break a piece of dirt

  • @redscomicscorner3112
    @redscomicscorner3112 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lol 4:36 Bulk and Skull theme.

  • @Frenchylikeshikes
    @Frenchylikeshikes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As much as I'd love to talk shit on him, I have to admit that without my 10 years old help, I would have taken much longer to get the game... :(

  • @Legather
    @Legather 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He sings better than he plays.

    • @DoctorTheo
      @DoctorTheo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly i don't know which is worse.

  • @NozaJoza
    @NozaJoza 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss episode 2.

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found episode 2 again!

    • @AymericKing69
      @AymericKing69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RezaQinme not

  • @BluesifulWave
    @BluesifulWave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone who happens to know what the name of the music playing at 6:19 - 8:05 is?

  • @linushyper300
    @linushyper300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What happened to the original video and uploader?

    • @Zvantastika
      @Zvantastika  6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Iirc, DarkShitPhil took it down with the help of his """fans""" by reporting it, as soon as the incident happened, lots of people started to reupload it just so it wouldn't be lost.

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're still there but the videos are unlisted. th-cam.com/video/z-aoUWM_asE/w-d-xo.html

  • @Sammy_X7
    @Sammy_X7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it a crime to look for tips and tricks while playing?

    • @Sammy_X7
      @Sammy_X7 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anonymous Whiteboy Nope. He never did.

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @killfire6309
    @killfire6309 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Song at 52:25?

  • @NozaJoza
    @NozaJoza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    54:16 69