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This is How You DON'T Play Shadow of Mordor
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 พ.ย. 2014
- One moron to rule them all..
Video Notes
* I recommend 720p for this.
* There are some visual mistakes. (Mostly the "Fails At" text.)
* The credits were left out from the playthrough because it was Phil complaining about the ending for 15 straight minutes. (Plus this video was long enough already.)
TIHYDP Playlist:
• This Is How You Don't ...
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DSP's Enemies:
- Kojima
- Nintendo
- Ukbuk the Black
Don't forget Troy Baker too.
***** Also anyone who suggests reasonable ideas, Logical thinking, Proper use of game mechanics, Anyone who points out his lies, Anyone who doesn't agree with him.
And down + B
And a variety of bugged mechanics...
***** He's now playing persona 4, so he's going to reencounter with troy again.
In case anyone's interested, Ukbuk's moments are at 14:10, 26:50, 32:34, 41:25, 44:40, 50:38, 55:06, 1:00:50 doesn't count, not a good moment for him, 1:07:26 and 2:57:37.
Ukshak's moments are much the same, but also 56:51, 1:02:16, 1:06:25 (Not a good moment), and 1:08:09
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These two Orcs will forever live on in legend… Besides, neither one was ever decapitated so it's highly likely they're still alive in-universe.
Shadow Scryer thy'll come back. They always do
Shadow Scryer You did God's work.
Watching all these makes me believe that these two orcs were actually humans controlling the orcs and not AI.
qsqua
Blackmere Mike could you please put these times in the description so that for future reference we can skip to those times to see the awesome moments of this TIHYDP?
qsqua Part of me wants to make a video of just the Ukbuk vs DSP moments compiled.
BetterOnichThanSorry If you are a TH-camr, go for it!
- complains that the Uruks get promoted for no reason.
- message appears explaining that they advance as time passes.
- doesn't read it, keeps complaining that game never explains it.
Doperwtje81 You forgot:
-rinse and repeat for every game element in every game ever,
I love this TIHYDP especially because you actually have characters to root for and cheer on when they kill Phil.
This should be renamed to: The Tales of Ukbuk, Slayer of Scrubs
"okey"
Ukbuk was terrifyingly strong at the nemesis battle ending dsp in one attack he is the captain you would want to wreck middle earth
Ukbuk the Black is now my favourite character of all time.
Since he was never beheaded I like to think he doesn't actually die in that final fight.
Technically, every boss that isn't beheaded comes back, albeit with more scars and after some time has passed.
A few months later, while DSP is playing Bloodborne, the camera suddenly pans over and... "Man-filth!"
Enai Siaion know the best part with that game mech, if you kill your branded warchief say... via shanking. they can come back still branded
Enai Siaion
My reaction to a Captain coming back to me : Holy shit! You're still alive?! You are a very interesting Uruk instead! Have at you! *Fought a brutal fight to the death, I killed him again* There, it is done! *A few missions later ...* "Man-Swine! Did you miss me? Of course you do! How about giving me a gift for my return? Something like ... YOUR HEAD!" ..... Man, you are too epic to kill. And that is how Borug the Bloodthirsty become a Warchief with arrows sticking out of his back and and face full of scars.
DSP reaction : "WHAT?! I KILLED THIS FUCKER ALREADY! HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?! THIS GAME IS BUGGED DUDE *retarded seal laugh*"
JackNewbie555 That's pretty much my reaction, I had a Orc in the second area that I never really went after, he was promoted up the ranks, he was promoted into being a warchief WHILE I WAS FIGHTING HIM. Suddenly he was immune to my execution move (as well as being immune to everything except stealth), it turned into a mad dash trying to get away from him and he chased me from one side of the map all the way to the other side, I'd think I got away from him only to be spotted a minute later by him claiming he was tracking me. I thought that was awesome, though if it happened to Phil he'd most likely ragequit after calling the game a glitchy piece of shit, just like he did with Lords of the Fallen.
lich109
Ah, I remember my first Warchief. His name is Ishgha the Bone-Ripper, a Berserker type Uruk. After throwing his Supporters into fire several times to lure him out, I was preparing for his arrival when the camera pan to him and his bodyguard which I forgot to take out. The whole game slow down as the camera zoom in on his face from several angles which some background voice chanting his name "Ishgha! Ishgha! Ishgha!". With that introduction alone, I was scared as shit to face him. Then he spotted me : "Man-Filth! So you think it's funny to burn my men huh? Did it make you laugh? Well, let's see if you can keep laughing, after I burn your body!" As he charged toward me, the music started and so begin my 34 minutes of attacking, running away, healing, attacking, running away again, and rinse and repeat. In the end, I died as there was too much Uruks and I used up all the herbs in the area. His final word to me? "What was that line you human use? You play with fire, you get burned by it. You piece of shrakh."
Great vid.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Ukshak and Ukbuk fanfiction to write.
That comment deserves a like
Copy and paste it in the comments I want to learn the legends of Ukshak and Ukbuk please.
Bowser link?
Ukbuk started as a random pleb enemy and is now a 17 power at the point I'm watching. this is amazing
That's a bit of an understatement, since he started out at power level 5 for me.
You can't compare one playthrough to another, it varies and a lot of them are random
TDS Thats what makes this game so awesome. With every playthrough, things are different
Holy shit Phil's rivalry with Ukbuk is hilarious. Every time Phil fights him he does awful, but if it ever seems like Phil is about to win, Ukbuk's sidekick rushes to his aid and Phil gets bodied again. Plus the fact that Ukbuk acknowledges he has already killed Phil a ton of times makes it that much better.
"Back again? You've got to be the worst warrior I've ever seen!"
*Gamer hah
The Nemesis System really is something else! In a good way I mean-
Only DSP can bitch about the most interesting feature in the game, that is nemesis system.
+TheUltimateBastich He'll complain about whatever kicks his behind.
Savior20061 He would complain about me then
+TheUltimateBastich That's because he got his shit pushed in endlessly.He only ever complains about challenging content/Stuff that wrecks him.
It's probably is one of the best things implemented in the game it should be done more often it feels more interesting making enemies and you arch nemesis.
because he's getting constantly destroyed by Ukbuk the Black and Ushak Foul-Spawn. The greatest duo in gaming since Shepard and Garrus
ukbuk getting all the love. Lets hear it for Ukshak the unsung hero
The two of them are bros in the armies of Sauron Man c'mon. They don't hate each other.
They're the perfect brains-and-brawn combo. Ukbuk the best sniper in the lands, and Ukshak the invincible warrior
K_O_KEN there's no Ukbuk without Ukshak
No. “Gorfel” is the unsung hero nerd 🤣
1:31:15 Plus he’s got a badass fucking theme *GORFEL! GORFEL! GORFEL!*
The REAL unsung legend of this playthrough.
I have to say, Ukbuk and Ukshak are a great team. He tends to catch Ukbuk first then wails on him, but soon enough Ukshak comes out and pulls Ukbuk out of the fire like the superbro he is. And sometimes, its the other way, too. Then either Phil goes after Ukshak, and Ukbuk fills him with crossbow bolts, or he stays on Ukbuk, and Ukshak just clubs him in the head repeatedly. These two outstanding bros make this whole thing worth watching. Ultimately their downfall was Ukshak's promotion, which ended up separating them. RIP in peace, magnificent bastards.
Side note, I absolutely loathe DSP's total disprespect and contempt for every game's universe and lore. The way he mocks creative and interesting world elements (Such as Tolkien's take on herbalism, the Elvish language, and many other things, in this video specifically) just boils my blood. The creators of these universes go to great lengths to make them seem interesting and unique, and even if Phil has every right to not like some of these elements, mocking them just makes him look like an asshole.
can i say this comment made my day. like seriously this sums up my feelings for Phil in a nutshell and wht i love watching him fail endlessly
Sun Brolem they were the best of the best and would always come back in black
The lore on these two is amazing.
Blood brothers, before it was a feature :D
On the side note, I think that's honestly the reason why DSP is a guilty pleasure of mine. Sure, it's cool to see a streamer get immersed in a game's world, but that's fairly commonplace these days. In contrast, Phil's total irreverance is uncommon, and strangely refreshing to me
Ukshak sold out bro
love how, since their first appearance, Ukbuk and Ukshak worked together to make Phil their bitch.
Snif a friendship so beautiful
Ukbuk and Ukshak has set a new standard for enemies that mercilessly slapped Phil and taught him some manners. So far, this standard has been met and even _surpassed_ by The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst, Ludwig the Accursed, and the most recent Champion Gundyr with a Kill-Phil count of *66*.
Special mention goes to Ogthrak the Executioner, who declared that Phil won't last 10 seconds, and defeated the King of Phail in *6*.
Wait... I've yet to watch his Dark souls 3 dlc, did he seriously get beat 66 times? Hahahahahah, that actually hilarious. Go Gundyr.
Oh yeah, phil got annihilated by champion gundyr. Ultimate scrub killer. phil slowly descends into the definition of insanity once more. vaas would be proud
Ukbuk the Black must be Kojima in disguise.
lmao. Kojima did "say" he would come to America and kill dsp as an ambassador of japan. lmao. he decided to just go to middle earth instead.
the rival system made this game amazing. Just having to fight someone who killed you once is kinda an attack on the player itself but fighting them repeatedly like they're your own personal boss is a wonderful thing.
I know it should be implemented into more games.
We wouldn’t have all that ukbuk the boss content without it. God bless dsp
Frankly, I think this mechanic is why Shadow of Mordor should have gotten 2014 Game of the Year instead of Dragon Age: Inquisition.
@@KitsuneYojimbo i love dragon age inquisition but I'll gladly admit that this was the more polished game.
On that note who specially said DAI was GOTY in 2014? Didn't know there was an official jury on that.
If there is anything this LP teaches us, it's that strong friendship helps you overcome even the most difficult of life obstacles, namely a half-ghost man-filth that keeps coming back from the dead to kill you during your pastime.
A touching story of Ukbuk the Black and Ukshak Foul-Spawn.
The way he trash talks the npcs for being "idiots" and "assholes" every time he gets a kill honestly leads me to believe he feels personally gratified for "out smarting" the rudimentary AI. How can you possibly feel that much ego while mashing through the game and failing against any sign of challenge.
"Why are there so many Orc captains here?"...he said in fucking Mordor.
2:27:42 - Phil criticises a game based on the fantasy world of Middle Earth, full of goblins and orcs and magic, for being unrealistic.
P.s. All Hail Ukbuk
"When you try assassinating someone in real life"... Phil's assassin career must be fascinating. He might have been the one trying to kill Fidel Castro.
Devs: Check out this cool innovative Nemesis system!
Everyone: AWESOME!
DSP: Man, this sucks, "okay", and it's glitched, "okay"
one of the easiest stealth games in existance and he doesnt fucking understand how to stealth at all, just runs into the middle of an orc base and expects to kill em all with arrows without em noticing him, did he even use wraith form once to check his surroundings?, in fact he doesn't use half his skills, hes got the attention span of a goldfish, forgets stuff almost instantly
+Richard Munky Hey that's not fair.......to the Goldfish...:p
MAD respect for Ogthrak the Executioner! 2:46:50
muramesa21 BTW it was 2 hits, he bitch slapped Phil after his attack before entering the cut scene.
DSP: "Some random ass ranger came out of nowhere and killed me!"
Me: "Nope, it is an uruk with a deep, seething hatred for everything DSP. He has probably seen your youtube channel..."
One of the most solid TIHYDP's, this one is quality
"okey"
Lol
I think I speak on the behalf of everyone here: UKBUK THE BLACK, YOU WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS UKBUK THE MAGNIFICENT, THE LEGENDARY SLAYER OF DIPSHITPHILL THE NOOB. IN YOUR HONOR I RAISE MY GLASS. CHEERS, YOU WILL BE MISSED!
"okey"
ill drink to that
I like how even at the end of the game he's still shooting his ranged-immune nemesis with arrows.
"I read books."
I CALL BS.
MAAAJOR BS.
+Sir Charles Doofus V Yep, he doesn't have time to read when he can upload a playthrough with some parts being 1-3 mins long! Ever page read is less videos made and less "KANTANT" to try to mooch off of.
Ukbuk the black is Mai Husbando, anyone that could kill him so much as well as cause him such irritation,is worthy of a spot in the Arch-enemies of the King of scrubs hall of fame.
I love the dynamic lines of the captain.
Ukbuk is like "This scrubby scrub again?"
Ukbuk the Black is a hero and I would proudly follow him into battle.
Black & Ukshak for DSP Troll MVP of the year Award
Ogthrak The Executioner living up to his title and name.
Also his pre battle one liner, which to anyone else would have been a simple boast, ended up being a straight up death premonition for Phil.
Easily my hero of the playthrough.
Also, Ukbuk and Ukshak were by and far the highlight of this LP. The sad thing about DSP is that when he's not failing horribly he's boring as Hell... by the time he got away from those two he seemed to reach a point where he's competent enough to not fail hilariously, but not quite competent enough to be cool.
You did not press triangle in time. You did not press triangle in time. You did not press triangle in time. X100
All hail Ukbuk the Black!
Also, on a secondary note, Phil can read?
Read, yes. Reading comprehension and actually being able to apply the information properly, not so much.
It's new years, but I still came back to see the beating Ogthrak gave Phil.
Oh and him complaining about other Uruks being promoted probably has less to do with reading comprehension or short term memory, and more with how he thinks EVERYTHING MUST BE REVOLVING AROUND HIM. Even when the game repeatedly explains to him on screen why and how NPCs are interacting, he can't accept that things might happen in the game with out his input because he's so entitled.
I was reading about the sequel announced for this game and there's hints that a save import feature may be included to get your nemesis from this game to return. I know it's a stretch because it's not a confirmed feature, Phil probably hasn't kept his save data from this game, and people are insisting that he'll have to stop let's playing and get a real job any day now, but there remains some slim chance that Ukbuk the black will make a comeback! Here's hoping for him to show up in another TIHYDP for Shadow of War.
I love how ukbuk had more power than the first veteran warchief he encountered
I'd like to think that Ukbuk and Ukshak are literally brothers who just really hate Phil
holy shit his reactions times are that of a old person, how does he play fighting games?
He can't :D
It's gaben
Button mashing.
Poorly
Every time Ukbuk and his buddy showed up I was laughing so hard.
Heat Man was the best.
"Stop giving me tutorials and shit"
well maybe if you weren't shit the game wouldnt think it had to do that.
3:01:15 "FOR MIDDLE-EARTH!!!!!" * runs away *
I love how he keeps dying due to his own incompetence.
Somebody needs to tell the epic tale of Ukbuk and Ukshak.
"One moron to rule them all.." lmao
One does not simply kill Ukbuk the Black...
It REALLY upsets me how he gets mad when games have bad plots, but he complains that the lore in a game with a good plot is boring.
I'm convinced that with every TIHYDP, we're hearing snippets of Phils final day at work..
Boss: Phil you lost 5 accounts last week
Phil: There was nothing I could do!
Boss: What do you mean?
Phil: I tried! Didn't happen!
Boss: Phil, you're fired.
Phil: This is bullshit!
2:27:14 They didn't "spawn out of nowhere", they were on patrol. Like respectable troops.
Ûkbûk the Black and Ûkshak Foul-Spawn, the dynamic duo.
Just being uruks, wrecking scrubs and giving zero fucks.
2:27:30 "In real life".....you are playing a game about a immortal elf, Magical rings....and orcs.....the words "in real life" have no relevance.
Ukbuk the Black is my new waifu
Same. Even got him as a body pillow.
2:16:24 Phil actually experiences a glitch and then proceeds to spend 10 minutes complaining about it, accomplishing nothing. Gotta squeeze every second out of an already meandering playthrough so he can upload more videos and get more $.
43:20 - 44:05 Lmfao omg the orcs cheering made this funnier than it should've been. He needs to learn how to read why that happened. It's the first freakin thing that comes up before they get the power increase. Ukbuk laid the smack down on Phil! He really was Phil's arch nemesis by the end of the video.Anyway, I loved the editing on this one. 😊
One thing that would have made this better would be to play back in black when ever Ukbuk the black came back
"He has no weakness". It clearly said weakness to combo finisher. "He has no weakness how do I kill him" Phil please tell me you know how to do a combo finisher
Ukbuk the gout slayer, truly a legend.
Watching him continuously fight ukshak reminded me of old comic books. No matter how caught the villain is, he always finds some way to come back next issue!
Really one of the best tihydps ever. I keep rewatching it
It really is.
I think Ukbuk The Black is my second favorite video game nemesis of DSP behind Ludwig The Accursed.
"okay"
Love how he talks shit about Dane Cook being an unfunny comedian that basically just tells the same jokes over and over again. Methinks DSP is envious that Cook does the same thing as him but probably gets way more money for it.
I don't understand Phill at all,he has low health,is surrounded by enemies,says he will die and just continues fighting without even bothering to retreat!
these This is how you don't play videos are much better than his original playthroughs
+Trevor Philips esp because he doesn't get views or money from us watching his hilarious ineptitude.
It's interesting how this video made me root for NPCs so much. All hail Dark Lord Ukbuk the Black!
Ukbuk is a legend among orcs and one that should be remember for his actions of humiliating phil.
Humiliating Phil isn't really hard, though. I mean, gravity does it every five minutes in games with fall damage.
He manage the impossible: get Two ach nemesis!
People who get Angry at the game should Never be Professional Gamers or even streamers!
I love how the whole game just becomes one big vendetta against Ukbuk and Ukshak.
Ukbuk World Order
This definitely one of the best TIHYDPs. Just a few comments relevant to the situation, great music choices and that megaman clip was genius.
Ukbuk the Black ( to Phil ): "I remember when you canceled Project 7! I'm gonna show you how it felt!" * immediately downs and kills Phil *
If DSP really were a big Tolkien fan, he'd know the Uruks have excellent medicine.
If I ever get an Ukbuk the Black in my game, I'll make sure he becomes warchief and stays alive.
top kek at the RIP ukbuk part, holy shit it only got better when he later says ''just like old times''' xD wow, it got even better when ukbuk just shows up out of no where to pwn phil while he is down. I love how he is one of the end bosses for phil. the nemesis system is cool.
2:47:06 - 2:47:28 Damn. That was just ... damn. I would have loved to face a Warchief like that! Such a worthy opponent!
All hail Ukbuk and Ukshak, The ultimate tag team from HELL
Ukbuk and Ukshak were deadly together, that's for sure. But Ogthrak the Executioner's 10 seconds comment was savage as f
1:08:19 A stab through the forehead? Just a scar for the might Ukshak Foul-Spawn!
How dafuq do you complain about Ogthrak the Executioner and berserkers like him being invulnerable to normal attacks when you have the fucking sword special ability and are using it. You literally have infinite executions and all the other special abilities. How do you fuck that up? Not only that he's weak to them as well. What the hell?
I was getting actually worried when i saw Ukbuk starting to die at 42:10, but then Ukshak came to save the day. They're the fucking best.
Ukbuk : *Grabbed by DSP* No! I can't die to this scrub! Not like this!
Ukshak : Have no fear! I'm here to save your skin!
*Power of Uruks combined equal one dead DSP*
DSP : This is such bullshit!
Honestly,I was rooting for the Uruks the whole time.
Can we just have an "okay" counter?
Okay
Man this is one great TIHYDP. Especially the edits like 37:05 40:39 45:00 that make me laugh, thank you for making this.
I love how Phil complains about the Nemesis System when that's pretty much at the forefront of the game's features. Honestly, I think Shadow of Mordor deserved Game of the Year instead of Dragon Age: Inquisition.
man phil alrready had problems with Ukbuk and Ukshak but that he was so unlucky that they actually came back is just so funny
Even without his precious stream chat, he pleads with his viewers and tells absolutely nobody in the room.. "dude!! Did you see that?"
Also, his commentary doesnt seem to have ever changed. Its not commentary. Its dictation for the visually impaired.
If DSP has read an book longer than an resturant menu. I will eat my hat with mustard and horseradish.
3:02:11 R.I.P Ukbuk The Black (Again)
Pt3-Pt71
Killed By DipShitPill
BlackDragon Films killed him twice overall
I haven't seen this in SO long. I forgot about my favorite game character Ukbuk lmao
2:16:00 DSP mocking Dane Cook for being an unfunny has-been... the irony is so thick, I could cut it with a knife.
realitywarper93 The irony is so thick I could reshape it into a knife that I could use to cut the left over irony
Loved the video, but wanted to point out that herb can be pronounced with or without the h, depending on what part of the world you're from.
You are correct, sir!
I was just about to complain about this
+FlamingGnats Was gonna say the same thing :p Thanks for already providing the appropriate response!
boletusatanicus that didnt make sense u idiot
no shit FlamingGnats ppl are just so fuckin dumb wanting to be correct on everything on the internet like we all pronounce everything the same
I can't believe the levels of delusion this guy has. Retsuprae was right, there's no bottoming out with this guy, he just comes up with something new to undercut my already low expectations. He's blaming the game that has no input other than him, it can't just magically defy him unless it's somehow a sentient fucking AI.
I'm wondering if the reason he is consistently swarmed by orks is because he runs into the base without even using any stealth.
Watching Ukbuk and Ukshak routinely kick the everloving shit out of DSP was the most enjoyable thing ever
Ukbuk the god.
Grublik the Dumb, a truly perfect villainous counterpart to DSP.
I actually just beat this game for the first time today (still have the DLC to do, then on to Shadow of War), and I knew this TIHYDP was gonna be a good one. This really is one of those games that seems specially designed just to fuck with Phil. Open world, parkour, stealth, an element of randomness...