This is how you DON'T play Don't Starve (Wilson Edition)

DSP started playing Don't Starve recently. Here is his first run, in typical "DON'T play fashion". I will be making more parts for his other runs.

[@QuikVidGuy]

The tile should be "This is how you Starve"

[@thesamon123]

Opens a map which covers the whole screen. "WOW, THIS MUST BE THE MINI-MAP"

[@SionAllona]

Alternate title: This Is How You Starve

[@Milo95]

In case I forgot to comment here, thank you for this excellent video. One of my short guilty pleasures, really well made :)

[@FBragger69]

The memory of a dung beetle

[@TrixTrix228]

I'm surprised he actually survived til day 10

[@MrDSPSucksBalls]

You can thank the stream chat.

[@GLXY23]

+SnowSpriteCele tbh im surprised he survive 3 days

[@nintenbruce]

6:14 'Can I eat my food?' *facepalm*

[@BoovTheAlmighty]

I don't understand how he likes this game but hates Minecraft. They have quite a few similarities.

[@battybuddy]

DAMMIT, phil screwed around with Don't Starve? *edit* and just like I thought, he spends half of the first day chasing a single rabbit trying to PUNCH it.... *edit* and the rest of it running from spiders in the dark wondering how to get wood. Think, Phil- where does WOOD come from in a FOREST? and don't make that a penis joke.

[@ShinoSarna]

A survival game is too dark at night, raise the gamma!
Like, I never played Don't Starve but my first guess instantly was that he needed to craft a torch because _it's a fucking survival game._

[@FBragger69]

He is sooo special ed haha

[@NecroSlain]

You know the Stream chat was holding his hand far more than just a little bit...
With DSP's astounding way to fuck up all the time and ignore things, there is no way he could of known half of what he was doing without them.
The first time I played this I made it to day 25 easy, but got destroyed by the vengeful walrus people, and then froze to death because of my own shortcomings. My second playthrough that I've done, I have yet to die and am enjoying the game thoroughly.
With his inability to learn, I wonder just how far he will make it...

[@superxmario128]

He actually used the stream chat for the entire game which is why he's actually still playing it instead of complaining and rage quitting from the game by now. it's pretty much like he's using a chat wiki to find out what to do rather than going through the game and learning himself

[@TrixTrix228]

I actually got screwed over by a turkey appearing in my berry farm during winter.

[@jackhazardous4008]

you still alive?

[@grapeape1987]

Doesn't Phil claim to be the "realist" gamer on the web? That other streamers are fakes as they scream and "act scared" at some games? yet here he is again "acting scared" by things in the game and yelling his annoying "NOOOOOO... NOOOOOO...NOOOOOOO".

[@NozaJoza]

Damn

[@Nihiliste-]

DSP is far from starving tho :D

[@pacifisto0o0o]

@15:10 If I can find the dookie!?

[@SteveJonesGamingGWO]

Hey SB (not going to use your full screen name), I'd retitle or add on that it's the first part or the character's name run

[@MrDSPSucksBalls]

Thanks. I'll do that.

[@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

How the fuck did i miss This Is How You Dont Play Dont Starve, theres so many videos that i lost count of them. What HAPPENED HE JUMPED IN THE WATER! THATS BULLSHIT! I got JIPPED

[@Rozmic]

Wow those console controls look AWFUL, almost as bad as Terraria's.

[@MrDSPSucksBalls]

[@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS]

I like balls i like them in my mouth YUMMY! #Gachimuchi

[@zachlander5604]

I'e actually seen an AI play better than him