For Lexi and anyone else with vision problems, at 9:54, this is a FIRE ESCAPE chart. On the right is a map of the building. On the left it says, “In case of emergency, do not use the elevators. Please use the evacuation stairs shown.”
She reminds me of PinkEve. I think Lexi is trans? Not sure. But she sounds like Eve (Hypixel Pit youtuber). Sorry in advance if you’re not or you go by he/him lol.
I love all of narrators on EmKay and Ez Pz as they are all so funny and unique but whenever Lexi says "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi!" she sounds so happy and it makes my day.
Lexi's personality and attitude make me so happy Edit: Jesus christ why is there so much transphobia here? this is meant to be a wholesome community. im disappointed and, as a trans person myself, upset. thank you to all the people in the comments correcting the transphobes or people who just didn't know she was trans:)
The Phasmatodea are an order of insects whose members are variously known as stick insects, stick-bugs, walking sticks, or bug sticks. They are generally referred to as phasmatodeans, phasmids, or ghost insects. Phasmids in the family Phylliidae are called leaf insects, leaf-bugs, walking leaves, or bug leaves.
11:53 This is a ball pole thingy, which you find on literally every middle school playground in Belgium. You throw in a ball at the top and it comes out randomly in 1 of 4 directions. It would be more surprising here to find a playground that doesn’t have one. It’s even more surprising to see it in use though. They usually just stand there looking weird. Edit: 14:25 This weird french fry dude is also seen all over Belgium. …yeah…I’d say I’m surprised we’re featured twice…but I’m not. I’ve never understood who made these abominations, and never understood why they were popular.
I listen to Reddit videos in the background sometimes while I'm doodling and I always smile so hard when I hear Lexi's voice come up on autoplay. She's so awesome 😊
this stop button on the bus is for disabled people. The guy was sitting on a seat reserved for people in a wheelchair, with crutches or the latter - in short: For those who can't STAND to press a button. Joke's on him
Then that is a very poor design for a disabled seat. There's barely enough room for his legs, imagine trying to get crutches in. Either way it's crappy design
@@mickeywhite2563 That depends on the bus, really. I didn't see a bus where you could easily push the button on the poles, while sitting in these seats Also they may be for old people instead of disabled people. I saw buses with disabled places next to fold-away seats in smaller buses, but the big ones have a wheelchair place, and then there are these four seats for old people who might wait to get up only after the bus stops, so they push the button next to them so they don't miss the bus stop. (source: Poland's buses where I live)
17:29 I keep looking at this map and finding more and more things. - There are penguins in Greenland and Scandinavia. - Russia and Scandinavia are apparently their own continents. - The UK, Ireland, and part of Canada are yellow, so I guess they're part of Asia. - A different part of Canada is blue, so I guess it's part of Russia.
11:54 We used to have that at our school.. but years later when the new principal came they removed it for 2 reasons, 1. it was horrific 2. We called it Mislukking /aka failure in Dutch Glad its gone
12:58 Fun fact: I skate would not hurt your hand if you hold your skates like that, it’s actually how most of us hold it as it is the easiest, the blades aren’t like swords, they’re just metal. It’d be pretty darn hard if it was like knife.
14:15 even worse, even if they moved their heccin' wing, the maze wouldn't be solvable anyways, which you can see if you try to work your way backwards
Wait if he's trans AND gay does he like women or men??????? WTF DUDE WHY YALL SO SENSITIVE I SAID HE INSTEAD OF SHE WHY YALL ACTING LIKE I SHOT SOMEONE
2:08 No shit, I have these exact shoes, really comfortable, and you’re totally right, the bottle opener is just for shits and giggles, tho I do sometimes use it and it works fine. 11:54 That’s a basketball hoop, you throw it up and whichever side it comes out determined whether you get +1 +0 or -1 points. That one specifically has four so it’s prolly a has +2 and -2 instead of +0
One time me and my family went to a restaurant and there was this square poll right next to our table. Me and my family sat there because there was no where else to sit and we all that the poll wouldn't be much of a problem as long as we payed attention whenever we got up. We ordered our food and like 20 minutes later our food was ready. My mom got our food but she forgot to get napkins. My little brother who was sitting right in front of the poll offered to get some napkins. He got up and his head hit the corner of the poll and there was blood everywhere. He was rushed to the ER and my mom went with him. The rest of my family and I went home and he had to get staples in his head. That was a year ago. Now he just has a line on top of his head and a bald spot. So talk about cruddy design.
11:38, an apartment we rented in Russia had this exact set up except the connection from the toilet to the wall was a dryer vent hose, not plumbing pipes. oh yeah, and the building manager mixed up the hot and cold water from the boiler, so there was hot water flowing in the toilets so the WC turned into a sauna.
2:09 be like: >go to Egypt >visit giza >climb up the pyramids >pyramid gets caught on shoe >suction noises >trips >falls to the ground >goes to hospital >pronounced dead in the hospital
11:45 I actually can explain how these things work you throw a ball into the top and the ball will roll out of one the smaller holes Also known as a thing you can play with if you have no friends!
Fun fact: The last crappy design featured is Tuk Tuk Chai, a company that was featured on the UK show Dragon’s Den. Shark Tank is the US version of this show for anyone interested! There are also many versions of the show under various names in about 30 countries
13:18 The wiener dog is just a thing down there and its a logo from a store. You kind of have to be down there to actually know what it means. So guess it is kind of crappy?
Those are probably emergency stairwairs. This is actually quite common in Germany. They are supposed to go down far enough that a ladder can reach them, but not the ground.
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For Lexi and anyone else with vision problems, at 9:54, this is a FIRE ESCAPE chart. On the right is a map of the building. On the left it says, “In case of emergency, do not use the elevators. Please use the evacuation stairs shown.”
ok thanks. even with glasses i can barely see lol
Yeah, I'll read that while running from a fire.
@@professorfukyu744 OH MY GOD THERES A FIR- wait what does that say?
@@moxxieNmils_ ADHD in a nutshell.
Even I couldn't see it. Maybe using BLACK is not such a bad idea after all.
I would be lying if i said when I hear Lexi says "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi!" it's not the highlight of that day
Madaline Burnett
(No hate, but) I‘m pretty sure she goes by she/her ^-^
And yes, I love her too :3
She reminds me of PinkEve. I think Lexi is trans? Not sure. But she sounds like Eve (Hypixel Pit youtuber). Sorry in advance if you’re not or you go by he/him lol.
Yeh
Same
My day is saved
:D
I love all of narrators on EmKay and Ez Pz as they are all so funny and unique but whenever Lexi says "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi!" she sounds so happy and it makes my day.
"I love ugly things!"
"Let's look at some fan art"
*Thats a lot of damage*
No no, her saying that is just part of the r/crappydesign.
ooo
oh no
*apply cold water to the burned area*
"Lexi, focus, we have bad decisions to review, and for once they aren't my own"
How dare you describe my life so accurately
I didn't expect to see a Zoe pfp
@@QuinTheNonBinary Didn't expect to see a Loremaster pfp, yet another best girl.
Same lol
Lexi: "I live in New York" **shows a picture of London**
She's legally blind she has an excuse
Unless it was for a joke and im just not getting it
@@thenexus8384 its a joke
That stairway is just the back entrance to Hogwarts
For once,I’m the earliest to like YOUR comment, it’s an honor
Hello Justin make a video at 1,000,000 subs
hi for the 40th time
You
I am a.....fan of yours?....
Funny of you to mention the bottle opener sandals being a “dad thing”, as my dad literally owns those exact sandals-
PLEASE READ!!!
I have a question, I don’t remember emkay’s voice like this, is this another person? My I ask why? Please reply!
BitsEU yes there’s multiple people who do different videos but they are all apart of emkay
Only og’a remember damien
TheCrazyTopHatMan well I guess I’m og
@RetoroSoda same lol
*_"Now I'm president of the homeowners association"_* made me laugh out loud 5 feet from my mom, so I had to explain to her what I was laughing at.
I will not be liking this comment for the sole purpose of it successfully reaching 69 likes before my arrival
@@deliciouspotato4602 Okay, that actually made me laugh.
My mom does the same hehe
Reasons Lexi is best narrator:
-Lexi
-Voice is pretty
-Laugh is everything
-Reactions to MadeMeSmile/EyeBleach are everything
-Lexi
Agreed
I like robin but lexi is definitely second
For me that is
i like when lexi is on , she’s a great narrator .
Lexi is one of my favourite members of EmKay she's so energetic lol
RIGHT??
Agreed 100000% she's the best
@Koleisme you have great taste
wait.........its a girl?
@@diamonddragon133 you don't call people with unknown genders "it" and yes she's a girl.
Her: he's probably thinking about other girls
Him: it's been thirty year's. Why are my kidneys not Adultneys?
Hehe you did a funny
That’s a good one
Lol
I saw this on clumsy vid bot :/
Lol we need heaven
Lexi: "Sunkist is better."
Me: "Finally! Someone I can relate to."
unfortunately, the regular kind gives me headaches, so I can only drink diet... Guess which kind is nowhere to be found atm...
Sorry. The most available ones in my city are Fanta and Mirinda, so no idea.
I like both Sunkist and Fanta the same.
i like SunKist to
They all taste the same to me
14:45
I WAS SO FOCUSED ON THE SUMO WRESTLERS BEING THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION THAT I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE MUSHROOM CLOUD 😂😂😂
"i like to stare at ugly things"
No wonder it feels like im being watched
Ooh, self burn. Those are rare.
Nah, you're beautiful. I'd know cuz I see through your Webcam. /j
5:56 if people are gonna draw scrambled cubes, they should get an actual cube and scramble it so they don’t end up with an impossible combination
The yellow blue and red corner is wrong, and thats just what i noticed immediately
Not to mention there are ten red squares when there should only be a maximum of nine with each color.
@@pyroteknical I mean, there's 10 red pieces, including 6 red corners lol.
Lexi's personality and attitude make me so happy
Edit: Jesus christ why is there so much transphobia here? this is meant to be a wholesome community. im disappointed and, as a trans person myself, upset. thank you to all the people in the comments correcting the transphobes or people who just didn't know she was trans:)
She is by far my favorite narrator
Same
@@thecreamylad same
Ye
@@boundedbongo7417 ok then foolish fool
Dads with bottle opener sandals: _"For God's sake I just wanna grill"_
Oh so you guys also like anime
I dont belong here, im singled out
Oh more weebs
The Phasmatodea are an order of insects whose members are variously known as stick insects, stick-bugs, walking sticks, or bug sticks. They are generally referred to as phasmatodeans, phasmids, or ghost insects. Phasmids in the family Phylliidae are called leaf insects, leaf-bugs, walking leaves, or bug leaves.
@@isay379 Why do they refer to them sometimes as ghost insects? i would like some background of how that name was established upon Phasmatodea.
Me who is a graphic designer: this is pure pain, physically and mentally, and my masochism is now at its peak.
I'm currently studying graphic design. This semester I'm learning photoshop, so that sweatshirt one hurt so badly...
12:41
How I see it: "Life's hot perfect but your hails can loe"
How it is actually written: "Life's not perfect but your nails can be"
2:18
“I live in New York City”
Shows pic of London
Lol
Don't do "Sad Swedish noises" at a danish product - Lego is one of the only things we can be proud of!
I was gonna comment the same thing, but you did it for me
I was looking for this comment because this is 100% facts
Very true...
I wish I lived in Sweden
Tbh im mad they Said it was sweden🇩🇰
Just came from playing Stairway to Heaven
Now you are in hell
Are you the one who bought the stairway?
Im on a staaaairwaay to hell
No, NO STOP THAT IS ILLEGAL
Thanks for pron recommendation
11:53 This is a ball pole thingy, which you find on literally every middle school playground in Belgium. You throw in a ball at the top and it comes out randomly in 1 of 4 directions. It would be more surprising here to find a playground that doesn’t have one. It’s even more surprising to see it in use though. They usually just stand there looking weird.
Edit: 14:25 This weird french fry dude is also seen all over Belgium.
…yeah…I’d say I’m surprised we’re featured twice…but I’m not. I’ve never understood who made these abominations, and never understood why they were popular.
12:17 "this is how you go absolutely nucking futs with a texture gun" -Lexi 2020
Petition for Lexi to say
“I’m Sexy Lexi, and welcome back to Emkay”
yes
*Signed
Yess
Me: wait my dad named his car Sexy Lexi-
Temmie Likes Minecraft, Roblox and Pokemon. :O tEm LuCkY CaRRr
*that hamster is looking awfully like a hamster*
*SOMEONE BAKED A HAMSTER INTO MY MUFFIN*
@Irem Bayaras! Hol up
*HOL UP*
Oop- *i have realized what i have done*
I am now a *d i s g r a c e*
@@they.luv_k4ylee RIP- hamster
You ruined it
2:16 Umm. My dad actually has those flip flops and he total opened every beer with in an 2 mile radius. Lol💚💚💚
Oh my--
Why hello there, Original Poster
I listen to Reddit videos in the background sometimes while I'm doodling and I always smile so hard when I hear Lexi's voice come up on autoplay. She's so awesome 😊
"Puppy's are better, fight me" "sunkist is better, fight me" Lexi why you wanna fight everyone lol
Don't worry, she's legally blind, just wear clothes that look like your surroundings and she will barely be able to see you.
hElLo ChRiStMaS mY oLd FrIeNd
7:01
The marketing strategy here is that this will make people so curious they will download the game, only to be infected by Bill Cipher.
10:44 "This is the city of dreamers"
Well it sure ain't the city of designers.
Thi sis cit yof dreamers
@@desired_war sure it is!
I broke out laughing when Lexi said she preferred Sunkist over Fanta and you just briefly see fight me
I love when Lexi reads/narrates- she’s really funny and I’d love to see more of her
I love Lexi, she's fracking amazing
Lexi always makes me happy no matter the subreddits
💞💙🖤💙💞
TheLexikitty OMG BRO U MAKE ME SO FRACKING HAPPY!!!!! Thank u...seriously...if u ever feel sad, just remember there’s Lexi, so it’s illegal to be sad
@@TheLexikitty the bluehearted eyes
this stop button on the bus is for disabled people. The guy was sitting on a seat reserved for people in a wheelchair, with crutches or the latter - in short: For those who can't STAND to press a button.
Joke's on him
Then that is a very poor design for a disabled seat. There's barely enough room for his legs, imagine trying to get crutches in. Either way it's crappy design
@@tinyfloof because these seats are usually fold-away seats...
lexi uses she/her!!
Mickey White lexi actually uses she/her pronouns !:)
@@mickeywhite2563 That depends on the bus, really. I didn't see a bus where you could easily push the button on the poles, while sitting in these seats
Also they may be for old people instead of disabled people. I saw buses with disabled places next to fold-away seats in smaller buses, but the big ones have a wheelchair place, and then there are these four seats for old people who might wait to get up only after the bus stops, so they push the button next to them so they don't miss the bus stop. (source: Poland's buses where I live)
Lexie: "What in the hobbit loft is that?"
Me: *happy lotr fan noises*
10:35 as a psychologist in training and as a certified adobe graphic designer I can say with certainty the man who made that art is completely nuts 😂
17:29 I keep looking at this map and finding more and more things.
- There are penguins in Greenland and Scandinavia.
- Russia and Scandinavia are apparently their own continents.
- The UK, Ireland, and part of Canada are yellow, so I guess they're part of Asia.
- A different part of Canada is blue, so I guess it's part of Russia.
Hello Christmas, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again. Because Santa softly creeping, left his gifts while I was sleeping
Oh fun.
What a masterpiece..
+1 respect.
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
And my eyes were stamped, by the lights of the Christmas tree, and touched the gifts, of Santa.
So you're telling me that stairway leads right to Florida.
Correction- brazil
Amazing
Correction- America
@@taramcareavey6723 Sadly
Correction-Honduras
5:32
Fun fact: This one image has become imprinted in F1 meme culture and even now, people will go "it's rawe ceek!" every race week, its so amazing
11:54
We used to have that at our school.. but years later when the new principal came they removed it for 2 reasons,
1. it was horrific
2. We called it Mislukking /aka failure in Dutch
Glad its gone
When you're early:
*The only problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness*
*yes I believe you are right*
you also instantly destroy the universe
This is funnier than my comment and this has 100 likes and mine has 114
Me when I click the play button:
OMG please be narrated by Lexi!!!!!
12:58
Fun fact: I skate would not hurt your hand if you hold your skates like that, it’s actually how most of us hold it as it is the easiest, the blades aren’t like swords, they’re just metal. It’d be pretty darn hard if it was like knife.
Cool fact, but you need to remember that ice has three letters, not one
14:15 even worse, even if they moved their heccin' wing, the maze wouldn't be solvable anyways, which you can see if you try to work your way backwards
14:55 I legit thought it said "today is a day".
Ya know, Lexi is a my hero, a trans, gay, entertainer, who is also my favorite emkay person.
Wait if he's trans AND gay does he like women or men???????
WTF DUDE WHY YALL SO SENSITIVE
I SAID HE INSTEAD OF SHE WHY YALL ACTING LIKE I SHOT SOMEONE
@@a6shot199 Umm... Women I think?
@@a6shot199 she*
@@keepingates stfu gen z
@@a6shot199 make me
12:49 that's no crappy design, that's clearly a knight who says "nee!"
You mean It's the nights who formally said "nee". Now they say [Redacted for safety reasons].
"I like to look at ugly things" Ma'am, you're legally blind tho
I'M TRYING MY BEST OKAY
@@TheLexikitty Me too fam
@@TheLexikitty rip: lexi
the best kitty cat neko thing.
@@TheLexikitty HELLO LEXI YOU ARE MY FAVORITE EMKAY NARRATOR!
@@TheLexikitty
YOURE MY FAVORITE NARRATOR
2:08 No shit, I have these exact shoes, really comfortable, and you’re totally right, the bottle opener is just for shits and giggles, tho I do sometimes use it and it works fine.
11:54 That’s a basketball hoop, you throw it up and whichever side it comes out determined whether you get +1 +0 or -1 points.
That one specifically has four so it’s prolly a has +2 and -2 instead of +0
19:25 that map and Lexi's confusion made me laugh super hard, keep up the great work Emkay
8:01 this is a little bit more than one dollar and the flavors are "green tea"(lemon) and "white tea"(coconut), i think the brand is "grape tea" lmao
Plus the “G” in Grape is written in a very weird way which makes the word (ahem) not child friendly...
I think you might get it...
@@Hat2702 i noticed but i.. i was hoping they knew they were bad for that lol
One time me and my family went to a restaurant and there was this square poll right next to our table. Me and my family sat there because there was no where else to sit and we all that the poll wouldn't be much of a problem as long as we payed attention whenever we got up. We ordered our food and like 20 minutes later our food was ready. My mom got our food but she forgot to get napkins. My little brother who was sitting right in front of the poll offered to get some napkins. He got up and his head hit the corner of the poll and there was blood everywhere. He was rushed to the ER and my mom went with him. The rest of my family and I went home and he had to get staples in his head. That was a year ago. Now he just has a line on top of his head and a bald spot. So talk about cruddy design.
could it be...bloody design?
Sorry
@@ArcanineEspeon XD No no I loved that.
18:40 He's a specialist in orthopaedics. So it has absolutely nothing to do with the image.
6:28 Hawkeye looks like he’s about to shoot Ironman. 😂
18:10 That clock looks like it was designed by a dyslexic art major.
you: *rushes here not to say first, but to enjoy the wholesome content*
M8 YES O..0
You psycick.
Uh yeah... w h o l e s o m e
Lexi's wholesome level is legendary! BUT tonight, i give props to the editor!! Awesome work, man!!!
Seriously they're amazing.
I want everything video to be with Lexy. She's the best.
💞💙🖤💙💞
Yesh Lexi is awesome
She??
LemonStrafe Lexi is trans
@@disappointeddogo184 wth no way in hell that's a girl
I love how you and Jack put lil stories screams and other stuff in the posts just perfect : )
11:38, an apartment we rented in Russia had this exact set up except the connection from the toilet to the wall was a dryer vent hose, not plumbing pipes. oh yeah, and the building manager mixed up the hot and cold water from the boiler, so there was hot water flowing in the toilets so the WC turned into a sauna.
8:01 Grape Tea is the product name mark, apparently, the flavors actually are Lemon (Green Tea) and Coconut water (White Tea).
I’ve honestly just started counting how many videos Lexi finds a way to say they’re legally blind
in case you dont know,lexi's a she.She's trans
19:33
so yea...canada just ignored Chile and jump directly to Argentina who is on the other side of the continent...It feels like school again.
y'know chileans really get excited when they're like mentioned bc everyone just keeps forgetwng our existence
@@isap1533 sooo true
"this is how you go nucking futs" caught me so off guard and I literally couldn't stop laughing because of it
4:04 "visual clarity of a sneeze" im finna use that
When EmKay talks about dads but your dad has not come home from getting milk: 👁️👄👁️
Don't wanna be rude but it's ,,has not come home from getting milk" and not has came home from getting milk
@@elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452 oof thanks-
Are you okay , darling?
@@starlightriri Yep
17:35
la rosa de guadalupe moment
its a mexican soap opera and all the episodes are so ridiculous
there are many memes and they are iconic
14:29
IVE SEEN THIS IN PERSON!!!
Its at
Lake's entrance, Victoria, Australia
its terrifiying
2:09 be like:
>go to Egypt
>visit giza
>climb up the pyramids
>pyramid gets caught on shoe
>suction noises
>trips
>falls to the ground
>goes to hospital
>pronounced dead in the hospital
The rubik's cube had 10 visible red pieces, when one face is made up of 9 pieces. There's 1 too many.
Hm, it seems that *is* the stairway to hell... Welp, see you there, friends!
Oh- Also- Lexi, you're f*cking awesome >:D
💞💙🖤💙💞
I F*cking love you Lexi, Thanks for making my day Girl-
How to achieve inner peace:
1- train your brain to watch at 2x speed
2- binge the entire lexi playlist
19:25
How it feels when you try to teach a child geography
Just got into a fight, and hearing Lexi really lifted my mood. Love ya, girl ^^
"What is the Hobbit lodge is this?" I sat bolt upright when Lexi said that and started hooting with laughter.
7:00 "This is... a text. Do you agree, Jean Pierr Polnareff?"
11:45
I actually can explain how these things work you throw a ball into the top and the ball will roll out of one the smaller holes
Also known as a thing you can play with if you have no friends!
"Poland is going to the south pole"
Damn right we are - Cholera, mamy rację
7:30 I've owned this for years and never saw that. Time to go double check for myself.
Fun fact: The last crappy design featured is Tuk Tuk Chai, a company that was featured on the UK show Dragon’s Den. Shark Tank is the US version of this show for anyone interested! There are also many versions of the show under various names in about 30 countries
8:29 I believe that is against building code. I'm sure that all steps in a set of stairs must be of uniform height.
If there was a fire on the stairway to hell. At least the people would of gotten a taste of what it is like in hell before they go there.
Its 1 am, and I feel shit af cos sick, stressed and depressed. Thx for at least temporarily helping
the way Lexi said *"granyx"* killed me lmao
An earthquake:
Teacher: don't worry class, we just have to go down the stairs and everything will be fine! The stairs: 7:57
3:39 its been almost a year and they still havent changed the spelling. nice job fanta
I decided to check and it's still up
“What’s up sexy! I’m Lexi!” That’s a crappy design... I’m not sexy -_-
No you are
Pfft all im seeing is beauty around here king/queen, i think you need to get your mirror fixed
So... You're asexual? That's the only way I can think you wouldn't find yourself sexy
@@artandstuffproductions3640 that doesnt make sense..
@@wellifailed392 well, asexuals aren't sexually attracted to anyone. That's it
13:18 The wiener dog is just a thing down there and its a logo from a store. You kind of have to be down there to actually know what it means. So guess it is kind of crappy?
This is the first Emkay vid I watched
"Nucking futs" That killed me.
~France has Quonkered all of india
~Or most of india
What’s France?
~Merchants Probably
0:06 🎶 I'm on the naughty list again 🎶
20:13 that seems intentional... I heavily relate to that message.
Those are probably emergency stairwairs. This is actually quite common in Germany. They are supposed to go down far enough that a ladder can reach them, but not the ground.
15:22 Why did I think of Circus Baby when I saw that?
I cant fix you